User talk:Lost Labyrinth/Archive 1

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Welcome![edit source]

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That thing on Talk:Wikipedia[edit source]

I suspected as much, considering your anti-Jimbo Wales edits. Well, just be funny here and don't be focused on them, and you won't have a problem, really. Welcome and have a nice stay. --Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 03:47, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
In retrospective, I'm not really sure why I said that, especially in such a serious manner. Oh well. Cock.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 03:56, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
I understand what you mean and I am looking to, as Wikipedia say, "vandalise" more articles. At least here, you can be yourself :). GEORGIEGIBBONS 08:41, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
Sometimes....as long as everyone plays nice there's usually no trouble... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Georgiegibbons? More like orgyribbons.[edit source]

If you ask me.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 07:40, November 8, 2010 (UTC)

Hello Daniel J. Sullivan ^^ GEORGIEGIBBONS 19:50, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Obligatory pointless talkpage message.[edit source]

Specifically: hi.

Also, thanks for voting for that one article of mine, I think you know the one.

But more importantly, hi. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 03:20 (UTC)

Inobligatory talkpage spam[edit source]

Hi. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:34, 18 January 2011

Ohai Lyrithya. GEORGIEGIBBONS talk contributions 18:49, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

So...[edit source]

Do you like boobs? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:47, 28 February 2011

World distracted, Rabbi Techno slaps a massive template on your talkpage[edit source]

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Hey there![edit source]

Yeah, now I can annoy you here. Be afraid of the n00b. Be afraid. BobNewbie 13:00, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

teh zork[edit source]

You call that an archive? Oh boy... --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 15:57, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost: March 10th, 2011[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 03:05, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

Science Fiction Thanks From the Alien Deviants at Imperial Colonization[edit source]

User:Why do I need to provide this?/SFThanks

roberto mancini[edit source]

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he is such a genie

he gave me a bj

he lives on a freeway

he got muggered

then he got buggered

his name is:


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Vixens fighting for their shirts

My buddy like Justin West, yes


You gonna finish dear

And your body so superb

You may be the best in here

But your girl, face of the year

Face of the year

Face of the year

his name is roberto mancini

he is such a genie

he gave me a bj

he lives on a freeway

he got muggered

then he got buggered

his name is:


ROBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANCHINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Cool story, bro. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 21:12, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

Greetings.[edit source]

It has come to my attention that you have recently voted for one or more of my articles on VFH. I don't recall what they were, and I don't know if the records are entirely accurate, so if you have received this message in error, you have my sincerest apologies.

Otherwise, thank you for your support in my quest to pretend that I am capable of writing. It is most appreciated.

This copy-pasted spam message is brought to you by: 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:04, 13 March 2011

Thanks for the latest addition to the talk page spam! ;) -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 09:37, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

Nobody Cares[edit source]

Yep. And could you at least sign your damn posts? -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 21:14, March 12, 2011 (UTC) 8==) Hubert j farnsworth 13:47, March 13, 2011 (UTC) Hubert j farnsworth 13:47, March 13, 2011 (UTC) Hubert j farnsworth 13:47, March 13, 2011 (UTC) Hubert j farnsworth 13:47, March 13, 2011 (UTC) Hubert j farnsworth 13:47, March 13, 2011 (UTC) Hubert j farnsworth 13:47, March 13, 2011 (UTC) Hubert j farnsworth 13:47, March 13, 2011 (UTC) Hubert j farnsworth 13:47, March 13, 2011 (UTC) Hubert j farnsworth 13:47, March 13, 2011 (UTC) ( . )( . )

How nice of you to reply to my message on your "brother"'s page with the same thing. Cock. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 15:54, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:13, 17 March 2011

And now for some non-spam[edit source]

Consider this your formal welcome to pee review... or somewhat formal... quasi-comp... er... I mean... um... whatever. Welcome to the Pee Review. Seriously, thanks for giving a shot at doing a review. Unfortunately, TKF is right; that really wasn't in-depth, and subsequently not particularly helpful. Fortunately, this shouldn't be terribly difficult to remedy in the future, as your problem was just that you need to say more... and perhaps use better grammar, but that's another matter. Reread the Guidelines, of course, but also look at some other reviews for examples of what is good; that tends to be the most helpful thing. See what other reviewers tend to mention - Not just details, but overalls, and if an article merits it, something on each section or part. What is strong, what is not so strong? Where and why? What could be done to improve it? Not just adding jokes, but what sort of jokes? What's wrong with what's there? Even if things are fine, could they not be improved? How are the captions for the pictures, do they make sense, fit the sections? That kind of thing.

Sorry, that's probably a giant block of text on your screen, and possibly somewhat overwhelming, but I'm bothering because there may be hope for you, so please don't give up on reviewing just yet. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:09, 21 March 2011

Thanks for the inspiration and I'll try harder next time! :D -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 20:24, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
Shiny, thanks. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:19, 21 March 2011

UnSignpostOnTheDelivery[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 10:16, 24 March 2011

This is your UnSignpost speaking[edit source]

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Terribly creative UnSignpost header[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:25, 7 April 2011

The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:13, 14 April 2011

That UnSignposty thing[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:20, 21 April 2011

UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:18, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Signpost Un[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:18, 5 May 2011

The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:45, 12 May 2011

UnSignpost[edit source]

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Phnerb unsignpost[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:07, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

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remember me when i have died of diabetes and you think of me FatRoger 21:40, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

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~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

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~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:09, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

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