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British Rail[edit source]

I'm going to enjoy their hospitality in early May again, seems like I'm coming for a couple of days to London. So yeah, now you can tell me how there is no chance in hell you're coming down there. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:51, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

Tourists tell any native to "go on, do the cockney thing". London in winter only for me. --nldr 14:53, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
London only with a gun to my head normally, for me (I really don't like the place). However, there are exceptions, and I'd be prepared to make one of those exceptions for everyone's favourite power-crazed Amsterdam-based Jew - depending on when in early May you're talking about (because May is already quite a busy month for me, so don't hold your breath, but if there's a chance, I'll take it!) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:03, Apr 6
Might as well talk with the other Brits then :). Probably around the 4th. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:15, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
Right. I'll check with my social organiser (read: wife). Fingers lightly crossed. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:33, Apr 6
if I can afford it would I be allowed to come, like if theres a proper gathering. I wouldn't want to intrude on you and Mordillo's Special Time.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 15:50 6 April 2010
Oh cool - someone to hold our drinks for us. If I can make it. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:02, Apr 6
I'm not comming unless Oli is. gonna go talk to Oli aren't you?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 16:06 6 April 2010
Dude. If it is the 4th - indeed, if it is that week, then it is a shamefaced "can't make it", I'm very much afraid. That week is rammed full of important stuff with the little one, with work, and with my parents, and I can't rearrange any of it (and I've spent the last couple of hours seeing if I can). Arse, feck, and possibly bugger as well. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:23, Apr 7
Speaking of London, I'm going to Wembley this weekend for Pompey vs. Spurs semi-final. I've been to that stadium more than any Arsenal fan, crissakes. --nldr 19:22, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

Drape[edit source]

As I'm stuck in America and can't go to London either. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 15:44, Apr 6 2010

It does disappoint me how nobody pays attention to UU when he says "kno R wurd plez". It's like his only rule. And no Prostitutes. And also no bad grammars. And you shouldn't be nasty to people.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 15:52 6 April 2010
Yeah, it particularly disappoints me this time, as I suspect Necro will be worried by getting a ban. No biggie, Necro, but I've set a precedent and I'm sticking to it - that does matter to me. Hope we're cool. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:01, Apr 6
Actually, yeah, you did scare the carp outta me. Here I was, updating the Pee List, and BAM! Sorry I didn't see that earlier. And yeah, of course we're cool! :-P Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 16:05, Apr 6 2010
Why, was that you first time? Ha, noob! I was banned for indecency on UU's talker, like, twice or something.. So, errm, do I win anything? FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 16:12 • Tuesday, 6-04-2010
I think he should be bannationed.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 16:14 6 April 2010
I don't think I sounded sincere enough in my post. So, I'm sorry Under user. I won't do it again. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 16:21, Apr 6 2010
I think you should ban him again for being needy and clingy and gay.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 16:29 6 April 2010
no your gay Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 16:33, Apr 6 2010
You're experiencing the same "sincere sorrow" feeling I had when the same thing happened to me. I thought I really crossed UU, and felt really awkward.. You're a charming lad, UU, I'm telling you. FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 16:31 • Tuesday, 6-04-2010
Lad? UU I'd call that insubordination. Ban him. BAN HIM.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 16:44 6 April 2010
C'mon, UU, do what our fine lass here asks! FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 16:52 • Tuesday, 6-04-2010
In all seriousness, I really don't like the casual overuse of that word and the seeming trivialisation of the abhorrent concept it actually represents. I'm not on a crusade to stop it being used on the wiki any more than I'm on a crusade to keep down salt in the sea, but I don't want it using on my talkpage, and I will ban anyone using it here. And don't go using it looking for a joke ban, 'cos you'll get a serious one.
That said, there are no hard feelings towards people using it first time - as I said, no biggie Necro, we're cool. Now, I'll just go ban all of you like you asked, and that'll sort everything out, right? ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:08, Apr 7

Random thing[edit source]

Hello UU. First of all, Rich. :P("The R word" actually irritates me a bit too-I only intend to kid) Second, is there any way to make finished reviews automatically lock after a while, like forums do? There have been multiple instances where Chief or someone else has thought a review was new and needed to be checked because someone fixed a spelling error, vandalized it, or something along those lines. I think it should be given enough time for the author to comment on the review, but not so much that we have people checking reviews from three months ago. Thanks.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 20:32, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

I've no idea, I'm not really a wiki code expert like Spang, and I'd be reluctant to do it if there was - sometimes, people return to a review for a reason, and I wouldn't want to remove the possibility of that happening. Besides, I checked the pee queue for a year and a half or more, and occasionally came across the same review twice, but I never saw it as a major problem. It's a minor irritation, but paying a moment's attention to things such as the timestamp in the sigs can keep it from happening most of the time. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:13, Apr 7
Oh my god, you're so mean. Leave Hep alone! As your personal advisor I would suggest you issue an apology and then ban yourself several million times.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 11:25 7 April 2010
Let's not start coding because I'm lazy, I see the minutes I lose chalking up already checked review as a time tax on my stupidity. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:37, April 14, 2010 (UTC)

PeeReview Template[edit source]

Thanks for adding the info about the {{PeeReview}} and a note to the Pee Review page. I've gotten involved in two heated discussions that could have been prevented with that template. Also I may take the liberty of adding a note to the template about not nomming an article for VFH while it's up for review as that was the main problem with both those situations (and with a third that caused problems for another user and I). Thanks again! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:03, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry Why, I'm going to remove the VFH note. Unlike the VFD one which is perfectly justified, I don't think any article needs protection from being nominated for VFH. The heated discussion you refer to actually lead to an article on its way to being featured in a couple of days, so I don't think such a note is necessary. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:24, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
What about a note asking people to check with the author before nominating for VFH? I personally know of three cases where a VFH nomination before the authors had finished the article caused a problem. In the first of them I and the other co-author spent most of our time here over two days asking people advice on what to do when our article got nommed before we felt it was ready. We got varying advice that left us convinced anything we did would be wrong (if I recall correctly, we finally got an admin to remove it from VFH). In the second, the author got very upset with the person who nommed an article while it was up for Pee Review (that discussion became another big drama, and I got involved as Chiefster's assistant in Pee Review). In the third (the one you mentioned), an article nommed for VFH when it was up for Pee Review got several people involved in heated discussions on various talk pages and general upsetness both here and by email--I personally have about four pages worth of email about it.
But if you don't want to mention VFH on that template, I may just make a separate template saying an article is in progress so please don't nom it for VFH. A simple template like that could have easily prevented three major conflicts that I was personally involved in. I imagine there's more. And really, my interpretation of Pee Review is that the author specifically wants advice on improving an article. To me, waiting until the author is finished polishing his or her work before putting it up for VFH is a way of showing respect for the author and the work. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:02, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
I don't agree. Your argument hinges on the fact that the author has some claim to ownership of an article, which, being this is a wiki, they have minimal claim to that. I've had a few articles nommed before I was comfortable with it being nommed, and I have asked that they be removed. The forst time I was shot down, being told that I had to let it wait out the time and just make the further changes to it in my user-space. The second time it was removed but it was very obviously going to be voted down anyway. Either way there was no drama as such. And given that there have been times I've looked at an article on PEE and decided it should be nommed as it stood - what's the point in me reviewing it when I have nothing to add, but I feel that it's good enough to be put on front page? Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 23:40, Apr 6 2010 UTC
I'd also like to say that getting voted down on VFH isn't the end of the world. (I can assume) it sucks, but you won't die or anything.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 00:40, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
Agreed, and boogaloo is spelled with 4 o's. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 00:52, Apr 7 2010 UTC
Wow, all that drama over someone nomming an article because they thought it was funny? I agree with the others here, Why - there are a few issues here. For instance, some people aren't always looking for feedback necessarily, so much as an idea of if they can nom an article they think is good - THINKER, for instance, used to treat Pee as a formality to go through before he nommed his latest work (although it was usually good enough, admittedly). And your examples are about the only instances I've heard of in my time on this wiki of people being upset in this way - most people are happy to see an article nominated, and if it gets shot down, hey! At least it shows them how much more work it needs! I'm not interested in making changes based on a couple of people getting their panties in a bunch over nothing. If someone nominates your article, be flattered they like it. End of. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:23, Apr 7

PEEING Question[edit source]

Hey UU, seeing as how Chief isn't going to be back for a bit, I was wondering if you could help me out. I don't know whether this is in-depth or not. Could you provide an authoritative answer so I can get to sleep at night? Thanks! Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 02:10, Apr 7 2010

I'd say yes - constructive feedback was given enough so that I know what changes need to be made. Given that there is very little in the way of prose to be reviewed, and the concept is extremely straightforward, those two areas would be likely to be less in-depth. The humour, images and spelling are probably the most important things. And this isn't my talk page. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 02:29, Apr 7 2010 UTC
Well, seeing as it was you who got the review, you are more than qualified to judge. Too slow, UU! Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 05:31, Apr 7 2010
....and Skinfan already got it. Well I feel profoundly useless. :( Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 05:33, Apr 7 2010
Plus, I already judged it lol. In all seriousness, I thought it was in-depth based on the fact that Matfen met the length requirements and gave pointed advice in places. While I personally have a really high standard for my own pees, This review seemed perfectly acceptable to me based on the guidelines. Edit: not to mention that was an extremely hard article to review...-- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 01:37 EST 7 April, 2010
YAY! Everybody is sufficiently useless. Especially UU. He's too useless to even be a part of this conversation. Eat it UU. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 05:47, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
Well, seeing as everyone has already looked at the article as well as the review, and I'm significantly useless, does anyone have anymore feedback? Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 06:04, Apr 7 2010 UTC
Yes, your new sig is too small. I hve to get out my reading glasses just to see what it says. Harrumph! Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 06:05, Apr 7 2010
Sorry about that, old man. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 06:16, Apr 7 2010 UTC
So as far as I can tell, I don't need to do anything here? Good, good, that's how I like it. Carry on. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:25, Apr 7

Nominated for the Foolitzer Prize[edit source]

One fine day...

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 05:30, Apr 7

Spin quotes[edit source]

  • "Uh... give me a few hours, I'll come up with some"
  • "You like the truth, don't you? But you don't like it the way it is now? Join us."
  • "Summit of Spin will give the world the truth our customer pays for."
  • "You cannot spell client without including lie."
  • "Our door is open for anyone with - in the words of Sir Humphrey Appleby - some moral flexibility."

More coming up if I invent any. Truth is such a variable thing. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 10:36, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

Was it Sir Humphrey or Sir Arnold? I forget. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 12:45, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
Appleby performs all the monologues, so I'd presume he said that. --nldr 12:48, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
Could have been in a conversation between those two - but it doesn't matter. If nobody knows, what a SoS member says is obviously the truth. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 13:08, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
Assuredly! --nldr 13:13, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

Spin quotes, part 2[edit source]

"Early this year, I felt something was missing in the world. That something was money truth - and it was specifically missing in my pockets the world of organised news reporting. Whatever is true in the world - like how wooden wheels are far better than tyres made of rubber and wheels made of metal alloys, or how fluffy bunnies are infinitely useful for all kinds of things - I felt I had to bring these things out for people to see. And you, if you are as greedy as I am love truth as much I do, can join forces with me by working for Summit of Spin for a ridiculously low salary, considering how much you have to lie love of truth! I cannot promise you anything else but prolonged court battles blood, sweat and tears in our constant fight for better-paying clients a more honest world!" Edit it if you like. I'll think once more today, to see if I come up with anything else. I think this is the gist of it though. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 13:32, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

Cheers Multi, keep your eyes peeled for the next issue, due to hit talk pages tomorrow. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:16, Apr 7

Thanks![edit source]

Old hag receptionist.jpg And what do you want?

You think that because you voted for Why?:Do I need to provide this? you'll get some kind of thank you from Necropaxx?
Ha!

Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 22:41, Apr 7 2010

True story--I saw that Necropaxx was blocked for 10 minutes for posting a word on your talk page. Curious as to what the word was, I looked at his most recent edit here, and saw he used the word "thanks." I had to check through the history before I sorted it all out. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:39, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
Uh, um - er... congratulations, if you know what I mean, for letting us know which word not to use on UU:s talk page. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 07:03, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
He said Jehovah! Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 06:39, Apr 8 2010 UTC
Might also have said nu (the other, more dangerous kind of nu). -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 07:04, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
Are there any women here today? --nldr 17:55, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.[edit source]

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:49, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

(The forbidden word)![edit source]

Nice ad, let's see what happens! -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 20:07, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

???    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 11:52 10 April 2010
OK, promo news for SoS. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 12:08, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

It's my birthday and I'll cry f I want to/ Cry if I want to[edit source]

What's up with you this fair tenth of April day?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:29 10 April 2010

Really? Your actual birthday? Well then, happy birthday, hope you have a good one! My parents are visiting, so I've been out with them and mini-UU all day, and now we're off again - I'm literally just passing, and this should be my only edit of the day. Toodles! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 17:15, Apr 10
My actual birthday, as apposed to my uncyc birthday (which everyone without exception wholesale ignored for the past two years). And ta, I had pretty good day. Well it was rubbish but it wasn't an important birthday or anything. I mean it was so rubbish I was made to miss the first ten minutes of Doctor Who. Oh well, glad to hear you had fun on my birthday.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 01:44 11 April 2010
Get anything good? What flavour jelly did you have with your ice cream? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:36, Apr 12
I got Metro 2033, it's awsome, post nuclear-apocolypse Moscow, and a Michael Mcintyre DVD and Skins searies 4. And about £75 which I intend to spend on books, mainly erotica, and DVDs. And no ice cream sadly (the last time I had jelly and ice cream on my birthday was when I was four, the last time I was truly happy.) but I had honey roast lamb and waffles for dinner. It was lovely. Ta for asking. :) I promise I am trying to write something, I just start and realise that it's not funny, there's a story to tell there, or both.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 00:26 13 April 2010
You're too precious. Just write any old garbage, and then write something else. I end up writing featured articles because I write a lot of stuff, and about 40% of it is featureable if I'm lucky. (Well, going by 50 articles written/rewritten and 20 features not counting collabs. Of course my features are the things that I've often spent the most time on, so the real figure is probably somewhat less than 40%, but you get the idea.) Don't be afraid to write duds - we just want more Orian magic, and with nothing coming from you, there aren't even any Orian diamonds in the rough. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 01:41, Apr 13 2010 UTC
Yeah but personally I can barely bring myself to finish something I see as crap. What's the point? Thank you for your kind words though, you big ol' dog you.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 08:49 13 April 2010

LoL[edit source]

  • 15:23, 2010 April 9 Under user (Talk | contribs) blocked 168.169.153.211 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 day (back in black, i hit rollback, and the page that you blanked has come back (don't blank, it just gets you banned))

ACDC FTW! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 15:43, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

Well, what do you expect when the muppet blanks the AC/DC page? You don't mess with Acca Dacca. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:27, Apr 12
I thought that stood for Alternating Current/Direct Current...I'm a nerd.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 19:33, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
Wrong, you two! It's Anti-Christ/Devil's Child, obviously! Repent, o sinners!!!one!eleven!! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 22:29, April 13, 2010 (UTC)

Apropos of nothing[edit source]

I've had the theme song from Minder stuck in the head for the last hour or so. Could you do me a favour and kill Dennis Waterman? Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 05:26, Apr 12 2010 UTC

I've tried. Seriously. Several times. It's like he's protected from up on high by the Prince of Darkness himself. Or something. I prescribe an hour listening to "The Birdie Song" - that should help. At the very least, it'll make you feel a whole lot better about the theme from Minder. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:34, Apr 12

VFH question[edit source]

Hey, I wanted to renominate Chatroulette as what let it down the most last time was the lack of images. I've added in a near infinite amount of images now and would like toi renominate it, but I know that there is a guideline on waiting before re-nomming an article, but I have no idea what it is. Care to shine a little light on this for me? Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 04:48, Apr 14 2010 UTC

"Guideline" is probably a little strong. It's generally considered bad form to re-nom with indecent haste, and I've seen that mean "within a fortnight" in the past, so leave it a couple of weeks after the previous nom, and you should be OK. Don't worry, VFH won't go anywhere in the meantime! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:59, Apr 14
I don't know about that UU, what with these government cutbacks... I mean it's VFH or the Grue Army.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:15 14 April 2010

BAN![edit source]

"Ghad!!!"

Jeez! Uncyclopedia is the kind of nut house where getting banned actually feels like an honor. Or at least being accepted into the UnLuminati. Thanks! It was a pleasure! Cheers--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:55, Apr 14

Gabba gabba, we accept you, we accept you, one of us! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:24, Apr 15

Russian Reversal Article[edit source]

I'd like a copy of my "Battle of Russian Reversal" article please. I have time to finish it now.

--Fail77 23:59, April 14, 2010 (UTC)

I was gonna make a funny joke about how you FAILed to format correctly and sign and then you corrected yourself. :(    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 00:00 15 April 2010
Here you go: User:Fail77/The battle of Russian Reversal‎. I put it in userspace so you can finish it without fear of deletion. When you think it's done, come back and we'll look at putting it back in mainspace. Good luck! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:54, Apr 15
What? No comment on my genius (that word always looks wrong, is it?) pun?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 11:43 15 April 2010
No. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:27, Apr 15

BRING ON THE TRUMPETS![edit source]

You mentioned that All My Best Friends Are Metalheads is the best song that Less Than Jake have ever written. While that may be true I would like to say that everything else they've done is pretty fantastic. They're my new second favourite band.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 00:18 15 April 2010

Mmm, they're not bad at all. I always thought of them as a baby NOFX, myself. Have you heard "Liza and Louise" by NOFX? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:28, Apr 15
Yeah! but I think that's a good thing. NOFX have some great songs and philosophies but they try too hard to not give a fuck about anything, occasionally it just comes off as childish. And their song "medeo-Core" really annoys me because A) it's crap B) all of their songs sound the same. And not heard that particular song by them, however Eddie Bruce and Paul, is a good one.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 11:41 15 April 2010
NOFX are hit and miss, I agree. But for me, their hits are better than LTJ, and their misses are on a par with LTJ's weaker stuff. So NOFX FTW. When they can be bothered (see Punk In Drublic and White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean) they are very good. And Liza and Louise is one of their best. Neither of 'em hold a candle to Rancid, mind. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:34, Apr 15

Evidently[edit source]

I have a son. I have no idea how this happened as I was fighting in the pacific for the last 2 years. ~Jewriken.GIF 02:42, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

Hmm, this would appear to call for a woo.

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

That should do, I'd say. Congratulations man, life will never be the same, but you'll find you wouldn't change a thing! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:15, Apr 15
Many congratulations Mordillo, now go and have responsibilities and tell me if life is actually out there. --ChiefjusticeDS 06:14, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

You'le a poopy[edit source]

Thele, I thaid it! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 08:51, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

You shot who in the what now? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:00, Apr 15
I shot a crappy music video in the desert. For which I should be shot. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 09:18, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.[edit source]

--ChiefjusticeDS 20:31, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

rabbit excretes japan[edit source]

that image is a very central part of no link clicking 9272.188.101.60 05:16, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

Uh, what? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:21, Apr 16

Feature[edit source]

A suggestion for a one-time thing here. Since no admin put up a feature today until now, almost a half day into it, let's let Iwillkillyou's feature stay for a day and a half as well, and then go back to the regular order. Doesn't seem fair that on his FIRST feature after being here so long he'll only get half-a-day. What say U,U? Thanks, Aleister sans chains 11:05 16 4 mmx

TBH, I'm exhausted doing that much featuring, particularly because it required me to concentrate and try to get things right and all that bollocks. I think this will very much depend on which admins are around over the weekend, and if any of them can be bothered to do any featuring. I expect not to be around at the weekend, so that counts me out. Being as this has happened before though, and other people have seen their article featured for a few hours, I dunno if a special case will be made. Why not watch and see what happens? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:10, Apr 16
OK. Is there someway to go into the featured version now and link the words in the lead "Emo Girl" to the page so when someone clicks there it redirects? When I had In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida up a major mistake I made was to previously link the first large notice on the page to 'Hippies', which was unprotected, so I had to go into hippies a few times to clean up vandal droppings. Anyway, a small point. I'm very happy for Iwillkillyou, it's fun to see his page featured. Al a few minutes later

You're old enough to vote I assume[edit source]

Who you voting for? I'll vote for whoever you are because it's probably more right than whatever I may decide autonomously.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 00:22 17 April 2010

My voting choices are rarely wise. My first ever vote went on the Legalise Cannabis party, and I've made similarly relevant choices ever since. Besides, whoever you vote for, the politicians always end up in charge, which is a deplorable state of affairs. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:36, Apr 21

My future feature article[edit source]

Could you review this and see if it's feature worthy? OK, so I'm joking about the review. But I literally loled at this about three times in a row. Four. OK, just looked at it again. Five. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:40, April 19, 2010 (UTC)

i am still around[edit source]

i haven't made an edit in two weeks, but i would still like to be 'back'. so i'm just hanging around on your talk page. (oh god, is this what orian feels like? it feels good.) anyway, give me something to do, o mighty uncyclopedia overlord, so that i might get off my lazy ass and contribute. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:24, April 21, 2010 (UTC)

This Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 06:56, Apr 21 2010 UTC
Ohai Gerald. Y'know, I was about to pop to your talk page and ask if this was your way of avoiding burnout... Anyway, if you want something to do, there's this which currently has no content. I believe you are familiar with our house editorial style, so would you mind running up an article on the exciting new Uncyclopedia Facebook page, as handily linked in the site message, on a freelance basis? And by "freelance", I of course mean the "free" part most of all. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:33, Apr 21

But...[edit source]

You're not allowed to leave! Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 01:30, Apr 22 2010 UTC

If you're doing this to avoid burnout, good for you. Take a much needed break. But if that's not the reason, WHY THE HELL AREN'T YOU HERE? With love, King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:24, April 23, 2010 (UTC)

File:UUndercyc.jpg[edit source]

Oh my gosh that has to be the cutest thing ever. I noticed little UUette! Ha! That's awesome! Oh, and come back you aren't so dang busy! Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 04:58, Apr 22 2010

Opinion on Uncyc constitution[edit source]

Here. What do you think? Also, my talk page is sponsored by cronyism. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 12:40, April 30, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1 May[edit source]

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:00, 1 May 2010

Ok[edit source]

Did you want to do that thing I beat you to last month? Al des chain 16:09 2 5 MMX

Given that I am ill, busy, and still pissed off that a Wizard Did It got featured, and therefore just not active at present, knock yourself out. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:34, May 3
Maybe too late, looks like a bandwagon has been built for Fredd, a worthy winner. But Nach should really get wotm at some point soon. I do like the wotm clubhouse by the way, a very nice view of the bay from there. Get well soon, not so busy, and piss on the Wizard instead of about it. But seriously, get well, and it's good to take breaks from here from time-to-time. User:BensonAleister in Chains|Al sans chains]] 17:11 3 5 MMX
I was gone on vacation for a little over a week, and a whole lot seems to have changed.
  1. A Wizard Did It got featured. I've seen articles that were much longer than this fail VFH because they were too short. Maybe it got featured because it was an inside joke.
  2. People used to be against inside jokes getting featured, and they would fail VFH. Now it seems people want inside jokes.
  3. More first-person articles became features of the month than encyclopedic articles. Now it appears people are against first-person articles.
  4. "Watching" is now "following." But it still says "my watchlist" instead of "my followlist," which could confuse new users (actually, it confused me).
  5. I tried starting a new page, and Uncyclopedia wouldn't let me. I tried again with a different page, and it still wouldn't let me. Has the procedure changed, or have I been blocked from starting new pages?
  6. ADDITION: I just noticed it now lists pages I'm following on my user page. I never tried to put that there and do not want that there, but apparently it's now the default unless you shut it off. Can it be changed so that will not show unless we choose to have it show? I don't particularly need the world to know what I'm looking at, and believe I should be able to make that decision for myself.
King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:58, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
  1. I'm still not here because that piece of crap got featured (and because I'm busy). Thing is, it's simply because the community here is quite small at any one time, and so three or four active users taking time out, and a couple more returning or joining can significantly change the perceived "taste" of the community. Still sucks, as far as I'm concerned, though.
  2. See above.
  3. See above above.
  4. Wikia suck.
  5. No idea - I haven't been here, or tried to create a new page, in a while now. I suggest you see above.
  6. Oh fuck, that's awful. See above above. And add the word "fucking" in between the other two words. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:41, May 6
Additional: your preferences do now include the option, under "followed pages" to "Make my followed pages lists private". Tick that, and hey presto! Wikia still suck, though. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:49, May 6
Thanks for your comments; I appreciate it. Now see below.
  1. ANOTHER ADDITION: It's almost impossible to sign in using Internet Explorer. I tried Firefox and it took me three tries before I could log in. User:Aleister in Chains actually had to start a new user name because he couldn't sign in. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:36, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
  1. And you're expecting someone who is all but inactive at present to do what about it, exactly? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:03, May 7
Wave your magic wand and fix everything, of course. Also, as this is a Wikia-wide thing, Mordillo said the place to complain--or compliment--the changes I mentioned starting in no. 4 and in additions is here. They've already reversed one of the changes I complained about--other people did too, but I'll be happy to take all the credit.
Also I hope your break from Uncyclopedia helps--I took a break and came back upset about what's been happening. Oh well. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:50, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks![edit source]

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FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recent UOTM campaign.

Your support is greatly appreciated.

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:15, May 3, 2010 (UTC)


Mecca Vice will skip your home[edit source]

"Much thanks!"

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 06:57, May 3

Er...[edit source]

I'm here to say sorry for voting for A wizard did it. I seriously thought it wouldn't make it. If I had known it would have, I would have gone against in a heartbeat. So, uh..yeah. Sucks that it was featured, I think. =/ I outlined why on the top 10/April talk page.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 19:24, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, vote the way you want and feel - don't apologise for your voting. This is the thing about a community, different people feel different ways. There have been features I don't like before, and there will be again. This one pisses me off more than any other, admittedly, but it's not the end of the world. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:04, May 7
Oh stop being so civil. Lay into me.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 20:09, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
/Me lays into HELPME and promptly dies of AIDS contracted either from HELPME or HELPME's mother/ There you go; since UU is mature and won't rise to you. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:59, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
It's not my fault I have AIDS. Blame Orian.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 22:18, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
I beg your pardon!? I'm a VIRGIN! I'm saving myself for my civil partner. It's the way God wanted it, you permiscuous faggot.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 20:46 10 May 2010
Ever wonder why you don't have a civil partner yet? It's because you have AIDS.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 22:01, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
No it's because God gave you aids for being a sinner. Or something. :( You make me sad Hep, I though we could have had something.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 22:54 10 May 2010
Oh, you know I love you.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 19:22, May 11, 2010 (UTC)

Discordianism and Under User[edit source]

You may know that, while Discordianism got 13 for votes, it didn't pass VFH. I'm asking all those who voted no for suggestions for improving the article. I know you said as written it didn't work for you, so any suggestions you have would be greatly appreciated, and other formal talk. Thanks! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:02, May 10, 2010 (UTC)

ADDITION: If you post any comments you might have on Talk:Discordianism, that would be great. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:35, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
I'm hardly on here, and I haven't done a review in months. I doubt you'll be getting a whole bunch of feedback from me on this one. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:30, May 11
YOU HAVE AIDS!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 23:11 10 May 2010
Geezus Why? Anyone ever tell you not to change your messages? Now that there's not mention of "Formal talk" in your message I just look like a cunt now. :(    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 01:17 11 May 2010
Oh, sorry. I didn't realize your comment was related to my post--I thought it was random humour. I fixed it for you. Also what's wrong with how cunts look? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:36, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
What's right with them? I mean even if they aren't bleeding they're pretty horrible bacteria harbours and just eugh, yuck.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 01:37 11 May 2010
Penises look pretty horrible when they bleed too. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:39, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
How often does your penis bleed? Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 03:14, May 11 2010 UTC

Oh you're cyberbullying me now?[edit source]

Proof that power corrupts. And I did try. I nomminated that ant thing and nobody liked it. And then I couldn't find any good ideas. I even went looking for some and they didn't get further than title stage before they fell apart. :( I tried, OK? Besides kinda busy now, I got my first proper job like one that pays and is going to expire in 6 months.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 20:08 13 May 2010

I love you[edit source]

Just thought I should point that out. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 12:00, Jun 2 2010 UTC

Well it's nice to see that you're secure in your masculinity, Puppy. ;) --Ozymandiaz 13:33, June 2, 2010 (UTC)
I love myself. But them I'm secure in my masturbationity. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:08, June 2, 2010 (UTC)
I love myself too! *bends down to kiss reflection in lake* --Ozymandiaz 18:32, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

Please forgive me my skepticism[edit source]

I know admins do the impossible on a regular basic, but you did 76 in-depth Pee Reviews in 24 hours? User:Boomer/People for the Evaluation of Excrement and Influencing Nominations for Greatness (I told ChiefjusticeDS about this too.) King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:14, June 2, 2010 (UTC)

When was this?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 19:54 2 June 2010
The beginning of June. Check the handily provided link. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:57, June 2, 2010 (UTC)
Yes he did, and anyone who disagrees is welcome to step outside with me in order to face a bit of rough and tumble. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:29, June 2, 2010 (UTC)