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Orchids are a special family of temptress flowers that bloom around June, totally unlike conservative flowers with upstanding morals and family values. They have delicate bodies, slim stems, and deep orifices, with small follicles emanating from their lower inner region that open up once every 28 days or so to emit a rather fishy yet surprisingly fragrant scent in order to attract insects, which will invade their insides to help pollinate them.
Orchids are considered to be some of the most scrumptious flowers in the plant kingdom, and they are also utterly insatiable. No amount of pollination is enough. Whereas almost all other flowers would be satisfied with one insect pollinator per day, for Orchids, no amount of frequent diverse visitors is enough. They are so good at seduction, bumble bees are known to fight one another to the death in their attempt to mount the stamens of orchids and destroy their tall slender legs in the process. Only the strongest bees with the most cunning, deceptive, and charismatic qualities are able to beat other bees during the frenzied orchid mating season. (Full article...)
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- ... that the rumors that you are paranoid were started by someone who's out to get you?
- ... that everything will become nostalgic due to everything being worse?
- ... that Ann Coulter is a highly successful parody of right-wing political rhetoric?
- ... that solid, liquid, and gas all come out your ass?
 - ... that I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin' frogs gay?
- ... that Alaska's principle exports include snow, ice, frozen water, and permafrost?
- ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
- ... that I'm better than this person in particular?
- ... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?
- ... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
- ... that You have to be lucky all the time, but we only have to be lucky once?
- ... that if we used a language without homonyms, a certain type of pun would be impossible, and thereby much gaiety would be lost?
- ... that the rumors that you are paranoid were started by someone who's out to get you?
- ... that everything will become nostalgic due to everything being worse?
- ... that Ann Coulter is a highly successful parody of right-wing political rhetoric?
- ... that solid, liquid, and gas all come out your ass?
- ... that I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin' frogs gay?
- ... that Alaska's principle exports include snow, ice, frozen water, and permafrost?
- ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
- ... that I'm better than this person in particular?
- ... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?
- ... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
- ... that You have to be lucky all the time, but we only have to be lucky once?
- ... that if we used a language without homonyms, a certain type of pun would be impossible, and thereby much gaiety would be lost?
- ... that the rumors that you are paranoid were started by someone who's out to get you?
- ... that everything will become nostalgic due to everything being worse?
- ... that Ann Coulter is a highly successful parody of right-wing political rhetoric?
- ... that solid, liquid, and gas all come out your ass?
- ... that I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin' frogs gay?
- ... that Alaska's principle exports include snow, ice, frozen water, and permafrost?
- ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
- ... that I'm better than this person in particular?
- ... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?
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