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Many great thinkers have transposed themselves onto the Byronic hero both as an archetypal platform for their frustrated over inflated egos and a reason to reject perceived authorities. Highbrow teenage rebellion is best understood as personifying the Byronic hero. In most, if not all real life and fictional Byronic heroes are far from being teenagers and should have grown out of it in their late teens and early twenties.
It is a common misnomer to confuse the Byronic hero with the Anti-Hero mode, the difference is that while the anti-hero has some genuine moment of altering his path, the Byronic hero is too preoccupied with power and sex to grasp this and so remains static and shallow. The man who gave us the 'Byronic' hero was the writer-poet-poser Lord George Byron. A celebrated English wit of the Romantic era and a man who could talk any woman (or man if it was winter) out of their clothes and into his bed within five minutes. (Full article...)
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- ... that grave robbing accounts for 1/3 of the average Romanian yearly income? (Pictured)
- ... that AMC's hit series Breaking Bad Wind (Pictured) featured the actors' real farts?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It was written by a computer?
- ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?
- ... that there is one imposter among us?
- ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
- ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?
- ... that the Byzantine Empire is pretty much the same as the Roman Empire, only not as cool?
- ... that grave robbing accounts for 1/3 of the average Romanian yearly income? (Pictured)
- ... that AMC's hit series Breaking Bad Wind (Pictured) featured the actors' real farts?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It was written by a computer?
- ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?
- ... that there is one imposter among us?
- ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
- ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?
- ... that the Byzantine Empire is pretty much the same as the Roman Empire, only not as cool?
- ... that grave robbing accounts for 1/3 of the average Romanian yearly income? (Pictured)
- ... that AMC's hit series Breaking Bad Wind (Pictured) featured the actors' real farts?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It was written by a computer?
- ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?
- ... that there is one imposter among us?
- ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
- ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?
- ... that the Byzantine Empire is pretty much the same as the Roman Empire, only not as cool?
- ... that grave robbing accounts for 1/3 of the average Romanian yearly income? (Pictured)
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March 20: Procrasturbation Day
- 1602 - The Dutch East India company is founded, paving the way for the trade of such goods as sugar, spices, human slaves, and additional sugar.
- 1815 - After escaping from his exile in Elba using cheese, cocked berets, and other French sterotypes, Napoleon Bonaparte begins his "Hundred Days" Rule.
- 1833 - Honest Jim starts his career out by selling his grandfather's false teeth back to him at nine times their original value.
- 1852 - Hariet Beecher Stowe's Uncle Tom's Cabin was published, setting racial equality back about seventy-five years.
- 1883 - Eleven counties signed the Paris Convention for the Protection of Industrial Property, strictly outlawing the trade of ideas, dreams.
- 1914 - The first international Figure Skating World Championships take place in Connecticut. The losers maintain their dignity.
- 1984 - Dungeons & Dragons hits a new high note with the introduction of the Stock Broker playable character set, including Briefcase of Monotony and +2 Ballpoint Pen.
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The M822 Hand Grenade is an explosive device that resembles a hand. On activation, the device lunges towards the nearest throat or throat-like object and latches on tight with its five "fingers" exploding violently in a gruesome mess. Special care must be taken when activating the grenade. When activated, one should run behind the nearest wall or bush and squat down, so that the grenade cannot "see" you.
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