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Today's featured article Orchids are a special family of temptress flowers that bloom around June, totally unlike conservative flowers with upstanding morals and family values. They have delicate bodies, slim stems, and deep orifices, with small follicles emanating from their lower inner region that open up once every 28 days or so to emit a rather fishy yet surprisingly fragrant scent in order to attract insects, which will invade their insides to help pollinate them. Orchids are considered to be some of the most scrumptious flowers in the plant kingdom, and they are also utterly insatiable. No amount of pollination is enough. Whereas almost all other flowers would be satisfied with one insect pollinator per day, for Orchids, no amount of frequent diverse visitors is enough. They are so good at seduction, bumble bees are known to fight one another to the death in their attempt to mount the stamens of orchids and destroy their tall slender legs in the process. Only the strongest bees with the most cunning, deceptive, and charismatic qualities are able to beat other bees during the frenzied orchid mating season. (Full article...) Recently featured: UnGames:Garlic bread Orchid HowTo:Rearrange the deckchairs on the Titanic Biffy Clyro Archive · Vote for featured articles · Did you know... ... that Christmas was cancelled in 1984 after an unfortunate accident between Santa and a Boeing 747? 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(Pictured) ... that Kitten Huffing is a popular, though controversial, alternative to street drugs such as skag and crank? ... that pillow fighting is a violent trend among the world's pillow population, and must be stopped? ... there's a ninja behind you but it left when you turned around? ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years? ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate? ... that You have to be lucky all the time, but we only have to be lucky once? ... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask! ... that Gerry Adams IS the Lord of the Dance? (Pictured) ... that the only thing money can't buy is poverty? ... that Cup Stacking is a real sport? No, really. ... that we must nuke the whales, or the hippies will win? ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience? ... that the sky is up and the ground is down, except in Australia where the opposite is true? ... that the sport of Water Polo can be greatly improved with the addition of sharks? ... that Barns and Nobles is the most successful medieval farming roleplaying game, played by millions of teenage nerds worldwide? ... that Christmas was cancelled in 1984 after an unfortunate accident between Santa and a Boeing 747? (Pictured) ... that Kitten Huffing is a popular, though controversial, alternative to street drugs such as skag and crank? ... that pillow fighting is a violent trend among the world's pillow population, and must be stopped? ... there's a ninja behind you but it left when you turned around? ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years? ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate? ... that You have to be lucky all the time, but we only have to be lucky once? ... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask! ... that Gerry Adams IS the Lord of the Dance? (Pictured) ... that the only thing money can't buy is poverty? ... that Cup Stacking is a real sport? No, really. ... that we must nuke the whales, or the hippies will win? ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience? ... that the sky is up and the ground is down, except in Australia where the opposite is true? ... that the sport of Water Polo can be greatly improved with the addition of sharks? ... that Barns and Nobles is the most successful medieval farming roleplaying game, played by millions of teenage nerds worldwide? ... that Christmas was cancelled in 1984 after an unfortunate accident between Santa and a Boeing 747? (Pictured) ... that Kitten Huffing is a popular, though controversial, alternative to street drugs such as skag and crank? ... that pillow fighting is a violent trend among the world's pillow population, and must be stopped? ... there's a ninja behind you but it left when you turned around? ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years? ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate? ... that You have to be lucky all the time, but we only have to be lucky once? ... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask!	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