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Today's featured article
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You, <insert name here> (???? – 2025) used to have a good credit score, but now you are in debt.
Debt Debt Debt.
No loaning or spending. Because you can't. You are in debt.
You at least want some questions answered?
You'd probably be better off just getting used to keeping quiet, debt boy.
And that also goes for the smart bitch right there that just said "I'm not a boy". You're in debt too. (Full article...)
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Did you know...
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*... that the fictional droid C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but only four of them are love?
- ... that the fictional droid C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but only four of them are love?
- ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
- ... that the fictional droid C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but only four of them are love?
- ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
- ... that the fictional droid C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but only four of them are love?
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On this day...
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December 10: Nobel Prize Awards Day
- 1901 - The Nobel Prize for Having Died is awarded to Swedish chemist and industrialist Alfred Nobel, for having died on this day in 1896.
- 1936 - The Nobel Prize for Abdicating the Throne is awarded to Edward VIII, for being the only British monarch to voluntarily relinquish the throne.
- 1945 - Nobel Prize for Killing People is controversially awarded to Joseph Stalin, sparking a split in the Nobel committee between pro-gulag and pro-holocaust members.
- 1997 - Nobel Prize for Cynicism is awarded, yet again, to some guy who only won it because he is friends with the voting elite.
- 2004 - The Nobel Prize in Procrastination will be awarded soon. Really. Just give me five seconds, okay?
- 2004 - Encyclopedia Dramatica enters its pitiful existence, quickly degenerating into a forum for unfunny revenge attempts by butthurt individuals of every description -- bigots, banned website users, trolling victims, failed trolls, and virgins rejected by hot girls.
- 2019 - The Nobel Prize in Causing People to Buy Large Quantities of Toilet Paper, Causing a Self-Fulfilling Prophecy is awarded to a seafood merchant working at a Chinese market notable for being the possible birthplace of COVID-19.
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