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The Buffalo Bills are a "professional" football "team". Their home is in Buffalo, New York. They are widely regarded as one of the most successful NFL franchises to exist ever. Their only championships where in 1964 and 1965 when they won two AFL titles. However, the Bills have not won any championships since the AFL–NFL merger, a move that many now consider "a huge fuck up". They were owned by a 93-year-old zombie man who refused to die named Ralph Wilson. In 2014 Wilson finally kicked the bucket, fucking zombie! Buffalo Sabres owner, oil fracker, and resident idiot Terry Pegula bought the team.
The Buffalo Bills are named after Buffalo Bill, a friendly man who lived in the woods all by himself. He would have guests over frequently where they would stay in a well he constructed in his home. They would stay for several days putting lotion on their skin. Bill then proceeded to skin them alive and wear their skin. The founders of the Bills felt this sort of behavior was admirable.(Full article...)
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- ... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die?
- ... that Stan Lee originally conceived the X-Men as a group of post-op transgenders?
- ... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
- ... that you've just lost the game?
- ... that Kitten Huffing is a popular, though controversial, alternative to street drugs such as skag and crank?
- ... that the fictional droid C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but only four of them are love?
- ... that gender is a scam invented in 1825 to sell more bathrooms?
- ... tennis isn't just a game?
- ... that genocide is a perfectly healthy response to any personal problems you may have?
- ... that individuals born under the sign of Gemini are often flammable and vulnerable to bear attacks?
- ... that if you were to stack up all the elephants on Earth, those elephants would die?
- ... that less than 10% of the world's cactus population contains gold inside?
- ... that 'wax-on, wax-off' doesn't help teach kids karate, but just gets your cars waxed, free of charge?
- ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?
- ... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die?
- ... that Stan Lee originally conceived the X-Men as a group of post-op transgenders?
- ... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
- ... that you've just lost the game?
- ... that Kitten Huffing is a popular, though controversial, alternative to street drugs such as skag and crank?
- ... that the fictional droid C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but only four of them are love?
- ... that gender is a scam invented in 1825 to sell more bathrooms?
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- ... that less than 10% of the world's cactus population contains gold inside?
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- ... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die?
- ... that Stan Lee originally conceived the X-Men as a group of post-op transgenders?
- ... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
- ... that you've just lost the game?
- ... that Kitten Huffing is a popular, though controversial, alternative to street drugs such as skag and crank?
- ... that the fictional droid C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but only four of them are love?
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