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Reformed Orthodox Rabbi William "Bill" Clinton (born August 19, 1946) is an American politician, former childcare worker, former amateur saxophonist, and swingin' bachelor. As the 42nd President of the United States, and the horniest man to hold that position since JFK, he led America through the economic golden age of the '90s.
Clinton is famous for being the first president to institute the Opposite Presidential Term, in which everything he said during his second term is the exact opposite of what he said in his first term. In his first term, he was a Liberal, but in his second term, he was a Neocon; that was his way of bringing about change.
Clinton's term in office was marred by economic and political reform. The most serious was some bitch named Hillary, who kept insisting she was his wife and had actually slept with him. This was widely ignored by everyone until it was revealed that Bill had been secretly cheating on the First Lady with Hillary, in a perverse affair that culminated in a media frenzy. (Full article...)
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- ... that the Pope recently announced that the whole "Christianity" thing is a whole load of shit?
- ... that Uranus is a gas giant?
- ... that Angelina Jolie took method acting to the extreme to play the role of Slim in A Bug's Life? (Pictured)
- ... that I let the dogs out, and you can't do a goddamn thing about it?
- ... Jared Leto fucked your bf and he totally enjoyed it?
- ... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
- ... that my girlfriend has herpes? Neither did I.
- ... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
- ... that the Pope recently announced that the whole "Christianity" thing is a whole load of shit?
- ... that Uranus is a gas giant?
- ... that Angelina Jolie took method acting to the extreme to play the role of Slim in A Bug's Life? (Pictured)
- ... that I let the dogs out, and you can't do a goddamn thing about it?
- ... Jared Leto fucked your bf and he totally enjoyed it?
- ... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
- ... that my girlfriend has herpes? Neither did I.
- ... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
- ... that the Pope recently announced that the whole "Christianity" thing is a whole load of shit?
- ... that Uranus is a gas giant?
- ... that Angelina Jolie took method acting to the extreme to play the role of Slim in A Bug's Life? (Pictured)
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