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Today's featured fatty Biffy Clyro is a Scottish rock band from Scotland. As well as being Scottish, nobody outside of the rainy isles has heard of them. The band is composed of one Scottish guy, and two other Scottish guys who are for some reason twins, even though they look nothing alike. During concerts, the trio are joined by musicians Mike Vennart and Dick "99% of Gamblers Quit Before They Win it Big" Ingram. Currently signed to 14th Floor Records, they have released at least six albums. Following the first three, their maybe-existent fan base grew to slightly larger numbers. As for who they actually are, I'm still not sure. I'm pretty sure they're a band, however. As well as being from Scotland, they are apparently very popular in the UK, which is not a place I've visited. As for their music... I'm not sure that exists either. (Full article...) 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(Pictured) ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years? ... that you can always pay your credit card bills using your credit card? ... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions? ... that Thomas Edison was arrested on charges of pornography following the release of his short film, Woman Whose Ankle is Partly Visible? ... that colorless green ideas sleep furiously? ... that pillow fighting is a violent trend among the world's pillow population, and must be stopped? ... that the apostrophe is a small animal which has infected millions of books? ... that Vincent Price is laughing at you from the grave? (Pictured) ... that I just had sex, and hey do you got any napkins? ... that the song "Harder Better Faster Stronger" by Daft Punk is a giant "That's what she said" joke? ... that the Virgin Birth is no longer considered a miracle? Women have been giving birth to virgins for centuries! ... that the moon is not made of cheese, but magnesium of milk powder, which explains why everyone that ever goes there feels sick when they come back? ... that the brainrot is taking oveBRR BRR PATAPIM, IL MIO CAPPELO E PIENO DI SLIM! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! BOMBARDINO CROCODILO! ... that at some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser? ... that it takes a man about thirty-four months to cross the Atlantic ocean on a turtle? ... that the "special ingredient" for Wendy's chili is a closely guarded secret? (Pictured) ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years? ... that you can always pay your credit card bills using your credit card? ... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions? ... that Thomas Edison was arrested on charges of pornography following the release of his short film, Woman Whose Ankle is Partly Visible? ... that colorless green ideas sleep furiously? ... that pillow fighting is a violent trend among the world's pillow population, and must be stopped? ... that the apostrophe is a small animal which has infected millions of books? ... that Vincent Price is laughing at you from the grave? (Pictured) ... that I just had sex, and hey do you got any napkins? ... that the song "Harder Better Faster Stronger" by Daft Punk is a giant "That's what she said" joke? ... that the Virgin Birth is no longer considered a miracle? Women have been giving birth to virgins for centuries! ... that the moon is not made of cheese, but magnesium of milk powder, which explains why everyone that ever goes there feels sick when they come back? ... that the brainrot is taking oveBRR BRR PATAPIM, IL MIO CAPPELO E PIENO DI SLIM! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! BOMBARDINO CROCODILO! ... that at some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser? ... that it takes a man about thirty-four months to cross the Atlantic ocean on a turtle? ... that the "special ingredient" for Wendy's chili is a closely guarded secret? (Pictured) ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years? ... that you can always pay your credit card bills using your credit card? ... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions? ... that Thomas Edison was arrested on charges of pornography following the release of his short film, Woman Whose Ankle is Partly Visible? ... that colorless green ideas sleep furiously? ... that pillow fighting is a violent trend among the world's pillow population, and must be stopped? ... that the apostrophe is a small animal which has infected millions of books?	In the news Trump launches war with Iran, is given another Peace Prize (Pictured) Team USA sweeps Canada in Olympic hockey; Trump renews "51st state" banter Want to know the next big investment? CLICK HERE! (this article is not sponsored by A.I.) The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince BUSTED FOR EPSTEIN CONNECTIONS! 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