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| I was sitting in my living room very late at night, watching the Friday the 13th franchise. Something felt off, though. I don't mean in the way some horror movies might make you uneasy; something felt really, really wrong. That's when I heard it.
 KI KI KI MA MA MA
 I immediately got up and looked out the window. That's when I saw the bastard.
 Jason Voorhees. Standing underneath a streetlight. No weapon. No credit card. No signup. No bullshit. He's not here to kill me; he's here to lay a goddamn beatdown, no two ways about it. I'll be damned if I let that happen. Me and him were staring at each other for about ten seconds before he started walking towards my house. Time to face the music. (Full article...)
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| *... that 90% of all video game high scores are set by one guy called "AAA"? ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
 ... that 90% of all video game high scores are set by one guy called "AAA"?... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
 ... that 90% of all video game high scores are set by one guy called "AAA"?... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
 ... that 90% of all video game high scores are set by one guy called "AAA"?
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October 31: International Dress Like an Idiot Day
 1517 - The Protestant Reformation begins. After spending all week on his robot costume, Martin Luther goes to the local church but they won't give him candy. He plays a trick on them spreading his theses all over the church door.1897 - The City of London's Best Halloween Costume prize is awarded to Oscar Wilde for his clever Oscar Wilde costume.1969 - Women discover that instead of putting time into making an awesome costume they can just take a normal job uniform and slut it up a bit.1970 - Richard Nixon puts poison and razor blades in children's candy.2025 - The end is marked by children knocking on your door and asking for treats.
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