User:SysRq/World's Best Friend Award/archive

2011

December

Frosty (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6

•  For.This guy, has helped me with my articles and, well, helped me. However, my minor criticism is that he nearly froze me to death once. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 14:07, December 19, 2011 (UTC)
• For He is cool! Mattsnow 12:45, December 23, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:30, 23 December 2011
•  For. -- 00:52, December 25, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. (user:imnotanewb)
•  For. He hasn't won this yet? Fuck all the rest of the users for not voting for Frosty. Bring on the strippers! Aleister 00:25 29-12-'11

November

Mattsnow (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

•  For. This award has been revived. And Mr. Snow deserves it. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 5 November 2011, at 02:55

June

Fnoodle (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5 Bots

• Meow. 1234 ~ 01:13, 1 June 2011
•  Woof. -- 03:04, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
•  Oink. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:33, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
•  Baa. -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 03:36, 2 June 2011
•  Yay!--Funnybony    16:14, Jun 2

May

Fnoodle (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0 Bots

•  For. He's the friendliest guy woman person thing piece of toast cyborg bot I know. -- 16:02, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
•  Against. Toothpaste Gen. Fudgem0bile Open an orphanage. Hold child throwing contest. 04:59, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

  Why? -- 05:44, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

  But of course because of a toothpaste. --Mimo&maxus 14:28, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

•  Wanker -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 07:14, May 7, 2011 (UTC)

Frosty, you only get one vote. -- 14:31, May 7, 2011 (UTC)

UN:N -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 07:28, May 10, 2011 (UTC)

UN:R 1234 ~ 07:53, 10 May 2011

Guess I walked right into that one... -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 07:55, May 10, 2011 (UTC)

Roman Dog Bird (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 wanker

•  Wanker -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 07:17, May 7, 2011 (UTC)

March

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Nomfor. *shifty eyes* Don't let his overtness fool you. He's just like Fnoodle. 1234 ~ 05:25, 1 April 2011

Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Nom and For. I hate to go against my new bride's nomination, but how can I not nominate and vote for my newlywed wife as World's Best Friend? User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig15 20:51, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

  Well, looks like she won before. But as far as I can tell, that doesn't actually disqualify her. I think. User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig15 20:54, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Fornom. I can't decide. 1234 ~ 08:53, 26 April 2011
• I was going to do an Invalid SelfNom+SelfAgainst with the explanation "Because I'm a horrible person for invalidly nomming myself." Sadly, however, Lyrithya beat me to the punch, so instead I will Abstain. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:35, 26 April 2011

February

Romartus (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4

•  Nom and For He is friendly to me. --~  18:43, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
• Indeed; such a lovely bloke. 1234 ~ 18:49, 25 February 2011
• He does things to me I can't describe. Friendly things. Aleister 19:10 25-2
•  Yeah, sure, he's nice. -- 20:43, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

January

RabbiTechno (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

•  Nom. He's pretty much the friendliest guy I've encountered on the entire gorram site... yeah. 1234 ~ 16:21, 9 January 2011

  Comment. But I thought I was the frienliset guy in this site. --~   17:00, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

•  For. He always seems to be nice to me. -- 00:05, January 10, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. Unlike Mordillo, he has never threatened to decapitate me... 1234 ~ 23:46, 27 January 2011

Mordillo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

•  Nom. He's nice, too. Lovely to have around and creepily re... er... nevermind. 1234 ~ 16:21, 9 January 2011

Mimo&maxus (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

•  Invalid Nom&For I'm enough friendly to me. --~   19:55, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

2010

December

Zombiebaron (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3 Zombiebaron

• Nom. He's very friendly. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101201 - 00:20 (UTC)
•  For. Too friendly not to be officially friendly. Aleister 14:18 Festivus MMX
•  For. This guy, when I was lost and confused in a dark, terrible maze of gamespace messiness, vandalism, silliness and horror, came as a light of sanity and made some sense of it. And he promised to deal with it... although who knows how well that'll turn out. But it was just so... nice... 1234 ~ 16:11, 23 December 2010
• I love Zombiebaron -- The Zombiebaron 21:09, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

Magic man (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3 ...err..

• Nom&For He's friendly... at least to me... --M&M (christmas mood) 14:30, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
•  Self for Ya I guess I'm pretty friendly... --Magic Snow man ☃ 15:35, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. He's always nice to me. --Dancing dude 18:28, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

November

ChiefjusticeDS (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4 pitchfork wielding IP fans

• Nom + For - Again! Earned and deserved and all! ^_^ -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:48, 2 Nov
•  Definitely. He... well... he's insane. But in a good way. I think. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 20:32 (UTC)
• For I love all the nominees so I'll start with chief cause his name was first on the list. --^Dame 22:25, November 12, 2010 (UTC)
• For. Easily one of the most helpful and friendly Uncyclopedians. It's rare to see someone as dedicated to making the site better, not just in symbolic gestures or minor tasks but on the meaningful daily jobs he does to make the site a better place.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:56, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
• For Well, I can't vote for Lyrithya and you are my second favourite person in this election for the BF award so... --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 09:48, November 20, 2010 (UTC)

Comment. Sorry, I changed my mind. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 13:52, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Happytimes (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0 inane babblers

• Nom. Gotta love this guy, seriously. He's like a banana on a battery... or something. I'm not making any sense again, am I? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 02:39 (UTC)

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0 untiring article churner-outers

•  Nom Best buddyness on the innernests, Funnybony has palness imprinted on his big hearted beingness. Aleister 00:51 4 11

Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4 everywhere at once'ers

•  Nom Best innernests playmate, and whenever you're stuck on something and need a hand, guess who's there??? This month this sort of overlaps UotM, where a landslide is in progress. Aleister 00:54 4 11
•  For. Selfless, good-hearted, spirit-in-spirit.--Funnybony    09:16, Nov 4
•  For. I owe you that, since the last month. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 12:38, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

  Okay, so what did I do, and how can I undo it? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101107 - 20:01 (UTC)

  Comment. Alright then, just to see what a nice friend I am, I will undo my vote if you want it so much. Some times I surprise myself with my goodness --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 09:45, November 8, 2010 (UTC)

  Yay! *hugs Mimo&maxus* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101108 - 14:33 (UTC)

•  For. Just to tick you off. -- 22:31, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
•  Yams For helping.....with.....stuff... Gen. Fudgem0bile Open an orphanage. Hold child throwing contest. 01:15, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

  I like yams... *drools* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101130 - 01:26 (UTC)

Comment.*Evil laugh* I convict you to WIN!!! MY VOTE STILL COUNTS!! --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 13:50, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Zombiebaron (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 shambling dead

• Nom. He's Zombiebaron. Best reason ever, I know. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101104 - 02:49 (UTC)
• I second thou, most noblest knight! My reason be valiant as the north wind: epic win. Thanks zombeh. > Showed a lenient, forgiving ego. Excellent example of the type of user I want around. Exact specifications do seem rather arbitrary and uncommon here. The variation in logical reasons is beyond comprehension. I think my original post did not exactly strike rock bottom, but it seems as if uncyclopedia has as many perfectionists as wikipedia, which is interesting, if unexpected. --Altercate with me, less than threee 20:15, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

  Is that a for? He's certainly worth it, but you didn't exactly specify. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101107 - 19:46 (UTC)

  Well, if you'd updated the score for a for, it would have been obvious. But when people don't update things... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101107 - 20:48 (UTC)

Mhaille (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 tea swilling fish mongers

• N.A.F. I don't think it would be very sporting of me to vote for myself two months in a row for this award so instead I'm nominating Mhaille and voting for him. Mhaille was either the first or the second person to edit my talkpage. I forget which. And now look at him. All growed up. And British too. He is a fully grown British man now. And I can't think of a more suitable reason to give him this award. So that reason will just have to suffice. -- The Zombiebaron 04:21, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

LittlePinkSock (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score:

• Nom Over the last year (and a week) I have closely watched every edit made by this user, and I can safely say that there has not been a single harsh word or impolite gesture made to any other user or ip on this site. So for that I give a (slightly invalid) nom. Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 07:38, Nov 21 2010 UTC

  Eh, Luvvy's been more than nice since her return, anyhow, so... eh. We should all shower her with hugs! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101121 - 07:43 (UTC)

  Not Luvvy - LPS. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 06:51, Nov 22 2010 UTC

  But they're the same... at least, now they are. Even if they really weren't at the time... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101122 - 06:58 (UTC)

  Sorry guys, but LPS is currently and permanently infinibanned, so the nomination is invalid. However I'll be a good sport and give Puppy snaps for the effort to create an in-joke or some such or whatever... ^_^ -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:05, 22 Nov

October

ChiefjusticeDS (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 happy delinquents for JUSTICE!

• Nom + For - I have no idea where his patience comes from, but he's the man I'm nomming! -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:03, 23 Oct
•  BatFor Eh, what can I say, he let me live in the pantry under his stairs when the Pee comittee wasn't using it. Sure it smelled like burning garbage and rotten carrots, and there were a few times that he may have drunkenly stumbled in and made me wear lingerie and dance for him, but after I got used to the smell and started locking the door, it was a pretty nice gesture. -- ~ *You can be Robin* (talk) 15:03, October 28, 2010 (UTC)

Happytimes (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 fine fellows

• Nom. Wonderful, squishy guy who's almost always around when you need him... after all, how do you think he got roped into being the Admiral of IC? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 21:40 (UTC)
•  For. Er, happytimes happytimes happytimes. Happytimes! Happytimes happytimes happytimes, happytimes? Happytimes! Happytimes! Hap-py-times!!!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Oct 2010 ~ 18:50 (UTC)
•  For. Lots and lots of reasons, although everyone here is very friendly and should have half a dozen of whatever this thing is. But only one of us is Happytimes! /and for the hidden code on this entry, very nice. Aleister 18:45 26 10

Mordillo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 cuddly Jews

• Nom. - he's like Chief, but infinitely less annoying. At least, that's my impression... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 21:40 (UTC)

  At first, I thought that said "He's like Christ, but infinitely less annoying." And I was like "Wow, you really have a high opinion of the guy." pillow talk 15:18, October 26, 2010 (UTC)

  Well, he's nice, either way. For, regardless of how futile it might be. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101101 - 22:16 (UTC)

Aleister in Chains (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4 Cats

• Nom. Takes the time to look after everyone, including himself... and been like a second or third daddy to me in this big Uncyc place, so I love him for that. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 21:40 (UTC)
• Minty. Yep. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 21:52,23October,2010
•  For. Yaosir, Mista Benny!--Funnybony    12:46, Oct 26
•  For. YaY idk --Legocat 12:49, October 26, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. It was a hard decision. I was between you and Lyrithia but I have vote Lyrithia again this month so... -M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls?

  You made the right choice; Aleister tends not to smack people who vote for him with a frying pan. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101026 - 13:34 (UTC)

Black flamingo11 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0 exotic birds

• Nom. Insanely helpful fellow who... is helpful and stuff! Yay! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 21:40 (UTC)

Zombiebaron (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 Zombiebaron

• Nom. He seems to really like himself, and even banned me once. Seems like a nice person. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 21:40 (UTC)
• Zombiebaron, zombiebaron zombiebaron zombiebaron. Zombiebaron! Zombiebaron zombiebaron zombiebaron, zombiebaron? Zombiebaron! Zombiebaron! -- The Zombiebaron 21:55, October 23, 2010 (UTC)
• Zombiebaron. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Luvvy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 tummy wub

• Nom + For The cutest and cuddliestest user on Uncyclopedia! --^Dame 14:39, October 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • Comment - I've already won this award, so I'm not exactly the first one I'd vote for... Also: I am not a fluffy bunny. I'm more of a kitty person. The purry kind. Not the pussy. Especially not the obscene pussy. I mean... oh nevermind. -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:57, 24 Oct

Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 for clever dialog

• Nom. Smally because I know this will annoy Lyth. Largely because as my revert IP vandal compatriot and talk page(s) buddy they deserve this like no other. (Lyth's mi BFF IRL @ Unpsych! Oh crap, I just admitted Uncyclopedia is my life... *despair* *despair*)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Oct 2010 ~ 20:01 (UTC)

  Awww, poor dear. You're just confused, that's all. *hugs Happytimes* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101024 - 20:19 (UTC)

• Basement-dwellers of the world unite. pillow talk 18:48, October 26, 2010 (UTC)

2009

August

Sonje (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5 Girlies(?)!

• Nom and Bless She admitted she missed me, so I guess she's a friend again. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 01:53,2August,2009
• For --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 14:55, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
• Yes! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:58, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
• For. User:Zheliel • Talk 09:21 October 19
• For. I should also point out it's no longer August. Why does no body check this anymore? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:17, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

  Sisreck is gone, you know. But he's still active on twitter, preaching atheism, pwning the religious and so forth.. • FreddThe Redd • • • 16:27, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

  He's gone? zhel☃el 03:58 December 15

• Still a For, despite sisreck being gone! -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:37, 23 Oct

July

Sonje (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 Erics

• Nom and for She's friendly, easy to approach, and always makes an image if you want it. Staircase CUN^t 00:07, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
• Eric good friend since since she arived, fun to be around, nice arse ect.    Orian57    Talk   19:43 13 July 2009

Hoho, you liar! ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 14:41, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

Guildensternenstein (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 8 non-Nutsee followers

1. Bless. Just a great guy. Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:38,11July,2009
2. Big For. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 13:32, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
3. Would Sonje, but Der Underwear. Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling ^Brute! It's 16 July-11:32 ...with savings!

   What does that have to do with being a friend? Staircase CUN^t 04:40, 18 July 2009 (UTC)

   Friendly programme. So, friend. Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling ^Brute! It's 19 July-10:50 ...with savings!

4. the anal rod Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 15:08 July 18 '09

   Also, I thought Zhel hated Der Unwehr? ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 22:01, 18 July 2009 (UTC)

   Wha? Since when? Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling ^Brute! It's 19 July-10:50 ...with savings!

5. Seeing as I changed my mind on UOM Only fair :P Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 08:56, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
6. Yup. And Sonje next month. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:39, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

May

Mahm00shA (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

• ' This Egyptian Dude' is a real good guy. Vote for him or Set will smite thee where thee standith! As per what CheddarBBQ said! User:Zheliel/sigz2 07:41, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

• For. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:16, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

zheliel (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 8

1. Nom and Bless A really nice guy. Vote for him or I'll smite you myself. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 08:23, 9 May '09
2.  For. - A nice sort.--Sycamore (Talk) 23:37, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

   Lol thanks :D But my vote's still vith Mahm00sha. User:Zheliel/sigz2 11:26, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

3. Shit I don't know what to do!!! I don't wanna vote against adoson, cause he rocks, but Zhel... Zhleisi... Z also rocks. I guess I'll vote here, just cuz adoson won last month.-- Whore cHeDDaR 19:01,10May,2009

   Thank you so much :D User:Zheliel/sigz2 06:46, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

   Wait... there's something wrong with the numbering. User:Zheliel/sigz2 06:48, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

   Fixed.-- Whore cHeDDaR 19:17,11May,2009

4. For. --Docile hippopotamus 12:19, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
5. Sure. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:55, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
6. for per above. --Mnb'z 03:22, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

   For per sure? User:Zheliel/sigz2 14:28, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

7. for per, "per sure". -- fuentfue My Talk : My Awards 18:40, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
8. Fnord. —Flutter Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 23:36, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Guildensternenstein (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

1. Guildy is a good dude. Vote for him. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.

1. for He has my vote. If I can figure out how to vote, that is! There, made it! --Clemens177 07:12, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Sonje (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Nom and for She's friendly, easy to approach, and always makes an image if you want it. Staircase CUN^t 00:07, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

April

Mahm00shA (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4

• ' This Egyptian Dude' is a real good guy. Vote for him or Set will smite thee where thee standith!--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:52, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
•  WAA! Nobody likes me except CheddarBBQ! WAAA! *sniff sniff* damn, where did I put that stupid pacifier? 08:03, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

turns out that some people love me! Thanks Docile, thanks Zheliel, you are the world's best friends :) 13:24, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

• For. I've Changed my vote. --Docile hippopotamus 10:42, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
•  For.. The Spirit of Bob be with us. User:Zheliel/sigz2 13:08, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

• N♥m. I've always loved this guy, and now that he's back and doing useless shit instead of writing like he usually does, nostalgia wants me to recognize one of my best friends on the site. —Sir SysRq (talk) 13:53, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
• For because SysRq said MrN HAD to have one of these. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:54, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
• For. Skully's a good guy. I'm concerned I might have said some unpleasant things to him after I had been drinking. My memory's a little fuzzy on that score. pillow talk 17:05, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
•  For Because I am afraid the other guy will win. I am afraid that I'll get banned for voting against MrN9000 but oh well. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 07:49, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
• For. --Docile hippopotamus 04:18, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

MrN9000 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• N♥m. In the true spirit of artificial competition, I give you MrN. Extremely helpful in the past week with IC, just a great guy and I would totally hang out with him. Once we were in a Burmese brothel and I totally thought it was a 12 year old girl but instead it was a 9 year old uncircumcised Cambodian boy. I fucked him anyways and MrN totally promised not to tell anyone. What a great guy. —Sir SysRq (talk) 13:53, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
• Pants For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:00, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

March

Gerrycheevers (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

1. N♥m && f♥r. Ger has been extremely helpful with IC. He's stuck by me through the whole test week, and if that's not a best bud right there I don't know what is. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:01, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
2. For This seemed super sweet but Nachlader doesn't seem to be voting. --monika 23:03, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
3. For per above. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:56, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

Olipro (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

1. N♥m. Last weekend, the guy showed me how to set up some Skype credit. Then, we made some prank calls. He had the best idea for one where I called a movie theater posing as an Asian film student wanting to "film film in back of cinema". Twas outrageous. That's at least worth a nom. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:01, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
2. Yes But I cured cancer! -RAHB 02:58, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

How much for your Doovde player? -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 20:07, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

Huh? A Blu Ray player? —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:40, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

February

Joe SheA (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 persons voting for J SheA

• Nom and For. Fits criteria one, three and four. --Docile hippopotamus 05:37, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For. I make everyone look better. --J-Shea 14:11, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

It's true, he does. --Docile hippopotamus 04:49, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Well except Hype. --J-Shea 23:55, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Tagstit (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4 taggers of tit

• N♥m && w♥v. I know, he's my noob and all, so I'm a little biased here. But Tags has grown into quite the good Uncyclopedian, and has assimilated into our community rather nicely. He visits my talk page almost as much as Orian and is already one of my better friends on this wiki. Just a cool guy to hang out with. I'd buy him lunch if he asked me, anyways. —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:34, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
• Sure, Tagstit's a good guy. Plus, his user name contains my favorite piece of anatomy. pillow talk 21:15, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
• For. He's always around and he was kind to me when I was totally new and lost (even though he was a bit like that too back then ;) ) Cheers Tag! --Kit talk 14:20 23 February
• For Because he is the only friend I have... ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 07:19, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

January

Fag (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

•  N♥m && w♥v. That'll teach that asshole for nomming me for UotY. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:53, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Mnbvcxz (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6

• N♥m. Making some artificial competition. Also, I've recently gotten to know him a little better and seen that he's a cool guy. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:53, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

• For. Mnbvcxz, although hard to pronounce, is a just, fair, and all around excellent person. --Meganew POST NOW!!! 17:58, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

• I think you mean for... beacuse nom is for a nomination, if you want to vote for them you put for and then a sexy, witty comment. See below, for a brilliant example of how not to vote. That guy below with the please delete as appropriate shit is such a dick. He thinks he's so funny. Well he's not. Damn I want to kill him. Next thing you know he'll probably make a joke where he says how unfunny he is. And then... I'll shut up now. - [18:34 8 January] Sir FSt Don Yettie

• Oh, look who decided to show up. When are you going to just admit that you still come back here just to see if we miss you? —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:08, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

• That's exactly what I'm doing. I was most disappointed to find my talk page was not flooded with messages from fans and secret admirers... So I was planning to return for a day or so and then fake a suicide note or something. - [21:54 8 January] Sir FSt Don Yettie

• That's pretty much what my plan was. Look where it got me. I'm a star, baby. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:38, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

• Looks really sexy in that dress / Looks really cute in that suit (delete as appropriate) - [18:34 8 January] Sir FSt Don Yettie
•  Absofuckingloutely for Thanks for all the disputing you did in my favor on Ghetto White Boy Syndrome. I was too lazy as it turned out. ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 20:05, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
• For. Does great work around Uncyclopedia. --Docile hippopotamus 00:25, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

• My god, dear sir, you have a most wonderfully awesome name. If this was real life I would insist upon shaking your hand many times and congratulating you. Unless of course you are in fact a woman, in which case you would have boobies and I would have no idea what to do. - [09:36 12 January] Sir FSt Don Yettie

• Yur gey... SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:51 12 January 2009

• NO U! COUNT GHEY FAGALOT OF FAGLAND FAGGY SIR FAG THE FIRST FAGMAN! - [13:12 12 January] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Prove it. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:14 12 January 2009

It says so on my PENIS. Someone must have written on my COCK, because I actually don't remember having anything on my DICK, before. God, people can write really small, you know. Would you like a look at my WILLY? Strictly to prove that you are in fact COUNT GHEY FAGALOT OF FAGLAND FAGGY SIR FAG THE FIRST FAGMAN, of course. - [13:18 12 January] Sir FSt Don Yettie

• Yettie, you're funny. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:49, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

  Oh god, that's not good. It always starts with you're funny then it quickly becomes you're sexy let's have sex and then it turns into a hostage situation after I've been raped and it turns out that they're not a banker at all, but a RAPING PERVERT. - [19:56 12 January 2009] YYettie

  Wanna get sexy? —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:41, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

  Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Must say no Okay. Let's get sexy. - [20:52 12 January 2009] YYettie

  That's easy. If he has boobies, you shake them many times and congratulate him. pillow talk 19:28, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

• For. Despite being a useless gobshite and generally sucking, Mnbvcxz is a pretty cool cat, daddy-o. pillow talk 18:45, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
• For. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:35, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

The Woodburninator (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• N♥m. Yet another asshole that has proven to be a pretty cool cucumber. Glad he's around, wouldn't mind it if he (or Mnbvcxz) won this. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:53, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
• I got nommed for something! Abstain. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 00:21, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
• Moral support. He's pyromaniacal! pillow talk 00:23, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

2008

July

Thekillerfroggy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 dead frog

FOR and NOM He is just awesome.Founding Member Baseball16 22:01, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

June

Orian57 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: Orian7

•  N+F Has been great, since I met him and together we made UnProvise, which (in my opinion) awesome! - [16:01 1 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
• For As if I could turn down an award, besides I think Orian's great! Certainly he's my best friend. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 17:41 1 June 2008
• F♥r. Definitely my favorite turd burglar on this site. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:55 Jun 3

What??!? I thought I was your favourite, every-word-emphasising, enthusiastic turd burglar on the site! - [20:57 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Are you trying to tell us something Yettie? Also aren't I about the only "turd burglar" (as Sissy so eleoquently puts it) active on the site at the minute? Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 21:00 3 June 2008

Yeah, Fag has yet to return from his extended hiatus. GOD I MISS YOU, FAG! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:04 Jun 3

Ah, it's nice to go on a random page and people were talking about me (well, SysRq) I love you SysRq! --~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH)

Er...we've got no proof that Orian steal turds for a living! I have an official turd burglar license and are therefore given permission to from the government to steal excrement from people when they're not looking, using one (1) shovel. I'm then also allowed to sell this on overseas or domestically. You, Orian? - [21:05 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

SHIT! (if you'll pardon the pun) I didn't know such a licence exested. Or indeed such an occupation, I must get involved in this lubracative lucrative buisness. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 21:09 3 June 2008

• LOLturd -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:11, 3 Jun

Is that a for or against? more importantly, Hey! Aint seen you in a while! How have you been, since the success of "21 days"? Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 21:16 3 June 2008

• For Remember that time we all went to the Moon and dug all these holes so that it would have this crater motif? Well, I think we succeeded. — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 11:21, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

For I've been okay, how about yourself? -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:20, 3 Jun

Not bad actually. Seem to have found that I can be useful at PEEING, was just having a nostalgic glace at the pee I did for 21 days actually. If I tried two lines for each section now I'd be sacked! anyway thanks for the vote (i will make a template) and see you later. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 21:30 3 June 2008

• FOR he rules.BaSeBaLl 14:15, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Yay I rule! Also baseball you need to put that code for your sig in some subpage of yours and then have something like this {{subst:nosubst|User:Baseball16/sig}} in "your preferences" (the box relating to signiture) and tick the Raw signature box. then it's a bit neater and not as space consuming. Just another one of the reasons why I rule. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 14:23 14 June 2008
    • My sig is in a subpage of mine. But you are my adopter so I will take your advice.YesTimeTo ^{ApoligizeToYTTE 10:16, 15 June 2008 (UTC)}

May

Under user (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser/Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

• Nom & For UU and the Doctor are not asshats. They are my best friends. I love them. In a weird, illegal way. Well, illegal in Cajekland anyway.   Le Cejak • <May 01, 2008 [22:58]>
• For It's perfectly legal here... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:03, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
• Aye In YeTiE Land everything is legal... - 16:48 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
• Wait, WHAT THE HELL?? I can't let that shit fly here. I'm splitting this little party up and nullifying your votes. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:33 May 2

Under user (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

• Nom per Cajek. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:33 May 2
• Yes per Cajek.   Le Cejak • <May 02, 2008 [22:56]>
• For - Sorry I'm going to have to pick UU. - 07:59 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

• .kejaC rep moN. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:33 May 2
• .kejaC rep seY   Le Cejak • <May 02, 2008 [22:56]>

April

YesTimeToEdit (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

• Nom & For. Well, he's my best friend. --The Improver talk • contribs • 18:43, Apr 26 2008 (UTC) His votes don't count anymore, right? SysRq deserves this award anyway... - 11:21 28 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
• BAZOW!   Le Cejak • <Apr 26, 2008 [19:18]>
• F♥r. Changing my vote since I haven't heard from Squig on the grounds of him still being grounded. A true friend would have snuck out of his house, gone to Lowe's, gotten a table saw, cut up his parents into tiny pieces, and shoved them down the disposal so that we would have more time to hang out. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 19:25 Apr 26

Squiggle (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2

• N♥m && f♥r. Someone's gotta nominate him. sirsysrq @ 14:05 Apr 9
• Floor --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 05:45, 11 April 2008 (UTC)
• For. Gave my userpage a much-needed facelift. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:25, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

SysRq (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

• N♥m For making this award n' stuff --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 05:45, 11 April 2008 (UTC)
• For - You earn it. However I still think your sig is DEPRESSING. Fix it! :P -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 09:22, 14 Apr
• For Oooh this one's hard and very close but I'd have to go for good ol' SysRq, since he's helped me out a couple of times and been most nice to me. - 03:22 26 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
• For 'cause I love him and stuff. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:28, 26 Apr

Under user (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• N♥m For stuff n' pee --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:43, 11 April 2008 (UTC)
• Comment Come to think of it, UU is pretty much my best friend on this site. Next month. sirsysrq @ 01:29 Apr 14

March

Luvvy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4 over-confident noobs

• N♥m && f♥r. She's so popular. I wish I had as many friends as her. =/ ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:22 Mar 9
• For I'm a little dissapointed that you didn't nominate me, SysRq, but Luvvy's a really good friend to everyone, including me! -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 23:51, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

oops forgot to add to the score! -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 00:00, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

• For (no question about it)--Nekami 00:15, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
• Whore I mean For. I has to wins this... (not really, but the sense of hope is still there somewhere...) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 20:24, 31 Mar

SysRq (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3 lazy dickholes

• N♥m && f♥r. Would hate to see Luvvy win another award! I'm having trouble getting her head through the front door as it is a the moment... MrN 23:39, Mar 9
  • Comment - "Nooooo..." Ah well, we'll see what happens before I vote for myself... (only if things get desperate) :P -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 23:54, 9 Mar
    • Looks like you don't have to worry, sis. :) -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 19:33, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
• Future For I'll nom. you next month, Dude! -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 16:15, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
  • =D I'd encourage you to nominate someone else, but if you nommed me that'd be cool too. Really, I just want to see this award take off and get some more voters in here. Thanks! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:13 Mar 13
• For   Le Cejak • <Mar 31, 2008 [16:57]>

rcmurphy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 01 NotM votes

• Wooo! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 00:25, 10 Mar 2008

  Is this a "vote for rcmurphy" in the NotM sense? Or a "vote for rcmurphy" in the "vote for rcmurphy" sense? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:30 Mar 10

  • I think that's a "vote for Rcmurphy" in the "he's hardly been around in the last month and so I'm snidely commenting on how his absence improves the wiki" sense. FU Spang —rc (t) 04:20, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Zombiebaron (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 Zombiebaron.

•  Zombiebaron.