(following sporked from User:Tripod2282/McReskin. It's a reskin I admire, and I sporked it for style and similar advice for working on my reskins. I dunno if it will be a Hal 9000 since I did Ask Hal 9000, maybe I should do something else.)
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Today's Value Meal
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The McDonald's is an international temple-chain where worshippers put sandwiches made of "meat" and "bread" to the altar and let the robed priests disassemble these foods and put each food components into a refrigerator. Only by making foods return to their original status, can they please Ronald McDonald, the God who created the franchise.
McDonalds is also the name for a terrorist organisation whose purpose is to ruthlessly slaughter young children by feeding them McPoison.
A little known mom and pop's in western Indiana , McDonald's is hailed the world around for its heart-friendly diet and secret "meat" in its chicken nuggets (coincidentally, which a North Korean once told me tasted suspiciously similar to German Shepherd) . The most common given name among the employees is Topeka and Pippi. Another strange coincidence is the McDonalds locations with petting zoos as play areas, which has animals constantly rotated. supersize...
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Did You McKnow...
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- ...that Ronald McDonald is watching you?
- ...that Ronald McDonald has more power than Oprah?
- ...that McGwax likes McDonald's?
- ...that George Bush has connections with the McDonald Empire?
- ...that your mom is doing Ronald McDonald right this minute?
- ...that Al Roker consumes Value Meals every hour, on the hour?
- ...that Al Roker shits said Value Meals every hour, on the hour?
- ...that even Jesus can't resist the occasional Happy Meal?
- ...that I'm going to McHell for saying that?
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McNews
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- Pickle shortage at McDonald's restaurants, resulting in a total of fifteen order screw-ups.
- Ronald McDonald arrested for selling dope to kids, McDonald says that he would do it again.
- Ronald McDonald's Activation Station found to contain subliminal messaging. Subliminal messages include "Eat my shit" and "Suck my McDick.
- George W. Bush chokes on his Happy Meal toy. The president will be spending the next couple of days in intensive care.
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On this McDay...
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McJuly 11: National Bow Down to Ronald McDonald Day
- 1939: Ronald McHitler begins world conquest.
- 1942: The McEmpire develops the potent and highly addictive sweet and sour sauce with its original name, "Soße, die sowohl Süße als auch Säure ist und die Erde versklaven wird".
- 1943: World gains 28lbs as a result of too many McNuggets dipped in the sweet and sour sauce.
- 1945: McLard® is added to the menu. Millions gorge.
- 1948: Ronald McDonald enslaves the western hemisphere.
- 1968: The Big Mac is introduced. Eastern hemisphere submits.
- 2005: The Bush Administration launches attack on the McEmpire.
- 2005: George Bush enters local McDonald's establishment with the intent of purchasing one Happy Meal.
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Today's Featured McPicture
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McDonalds shows the public how its sandwiches look much better in real life than on T.V.
Image McCredit: Loke
McArchive - Nominate new McImage
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Template logo hacks? NO!
CSS position hacks are not the proper way to change the logo for a reskin. A template to do such is just utterly pointless since it would only be used once IF at all. The correct way to change a logo is via a page-specific CSS called through javascript. The correct way for a non-admin to test it is to put in to your User:Tripod2282/uncyclopedia.js :
if(document.title.indexOf("User:Tripod2282/McReskin") == 0) {
document.write('<style type="text/css">/*<![CDATA[*/ @import "/index.php?title=User:Tripod2282/skin.css&action=raw&ctype=text/css"; /*]]>*/</style>');
}
Then create User:Tripod2282/skin.css with:
#p-logo a { background-image: url(/images/7/76/McCyclopedia.png) !important; }
IF your skin is accepted, it can be put into the sitewide CSS/JS (IF). --Splaka 22:29, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
