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Today's Featured Article Welcome to Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit. 40,973 articles in English Politics Games Music Science History Art Television Film Theatre Society People All Beginner's Guide · The Big Five · Style · Questions · Help · Donations Categories · Featured content · A–Z index Recently featured: Newspeak - One Out of Ten Doctors - HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship - Grue's Clues - Baby Seal Yesterday's Featured Article Newspeak, Oceanian speak, oldspeak remade fullwise. Repeats unwords. Crimethink unwords. Ref 11th ed Newspeak dictionary. Miniplenty feeds Party, proles. Makes rations, bodywares. Makes plenty. Chocorat 20gm increased. Minipax keeps pax. Floating fortresses unsinkful. Minitrue rectifies malreports. Verifies Times. Miniluv crimestopper. Keeps goodthink. (more...) Did you know... ... that Pigpen had a collection of over 200 various skin diseases during his childhood? 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Oh Snap! ... that Ram Ranch really rocks? ... that Bill Cosby and Bing Crosby are the same person? ... that the French Revolution was just a rip-off of the American Revolution? ... that 98% of Americans have no idea what they would do in a hypothetical situation? ... that in Israel, chess sets contain rabbis rather than bishops? (Pictured) ... that I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin' frogs gay? ... that 100% of people who make good life choices die? ... that a chicken-proof lawn is impeckable? ... that individuals born under the sign of Gemini are often flammable and vulnerable to bear attacks? ... that if you breed a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu; you will get a Bullshit? ... that a very large number of events, both noteworthy and non-noteworthy, occurred in 1993? ... that Hitler killed himself out of fear of Soviet capture and torture, not because he saw the gas bill? ... that Pigpen had a collection of over 200 various skin diseases during his childhood? (Pictured) ... that the only way the bible could have more holes is if it were written on Jesus's skin? ... that although the effects of alternative medicine are difficult to separate from a placebo, dumb hippies are easy to separate from their money? ... that you... you should have gone for my head? 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Writer and Noob of the Month Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome! So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore. Let us all clap for him because I said so. Do not pull your pants up just yet. We got a Uncyclopedian of the Month award winner up in here! Give it up for Leverage! Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls. Vote for Writer of the Month | Vote for Noob of the Moment | Vote for Uncyclopedian of the Month | Past Winners

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