Babel:Communpedia

Welcome To Communpedia, THE capitalist-free encyclopedia that you can edit. 37,691 Capitalists Exterminated

Politics and Government War Games Computers and Technology

People Communism Coherent

Science History Other Shite

Communist Literature Pope Francis (Latin: Franciscus [franˈtʃiskus], Italian: Francesco [franˈtʃesko]; born Jorge Mario Bergoglio on 17 December 1956) is the 377th and current Pope of the Catholic Church, elected in 2013. As such, he is Bishop of Rome, the head of the worldwide Catholic Church, NAMBLA's ambassador to the UN, and president of the Vatican City chain of pizzerias. He also played in the NBA for the Los Angeles Lakers for the 1982-83 season. A native of Buenos Aires, Argentina, Bergoglio was ordained as a priest in 1987 after a successful career as an international footballer. In 1998 he became the Archbishop of Buenos Aires, and in 2001 an Arizona Cardinal. Following the resignation of his predecessor Pope Benedict XVI, over allegations that he sexually abused a child while shouting at an African man for wearing a condom, Bergoglio won the papacy after the traditional game of rock paper scissors, and chose his papal name in honour of Pixies lead singer Black Francis. Francis is the first pope to be a Jesuit, the first to come from the Americas, and the first to have scored a headed goal in the World Cup. In 2013, like most of his predecessors, Pope Francis was honored as Time's Person of the Year for making the world safe for pedophiles.(Full article...) Recently featured: UnNews:Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision; USA Joins in Support User:Y UnScripts:Quentin Tarantino's Teletubbies Pikmin Archive · Vote for featured articles · All You Need To Know Is... *... that Billie Jean was not Michael Jackson's lover but Macaluey Culkin was? ... that while most Popes don't shit in the woods, sometimes bears are Catholic? ... that Billie Jean was not Michael Jackson's lover but Macaluey Culkin was? ... that while most Popes don't shit in the woods, sometimes bears are Catholic? ... that Billie Jean was not Michael Jackson's lover but Macaluey Culkin was?	The People's Controlled Media Switzerland wins Eurovision Netherlands disqualified in final shocker YouTube is dead D.C. stink-bombed by Jihadists and Nazis Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision; Britney Joins in Support (Pictured) Ship captain who wrecked Baltimore bridge defeated by Upstate New York bridge NFL imposes speed limit and bans trick plays Forecast calls for a leapin' Lousy Smarch weather Larry David gets Hinkled by Anti-Israel Protesters Taylor Swift's favorite NFL team wins rigged Super Bowl, big whoop Elon Musk plants brain chip into first human guinea pig Climate activists ruin Jackson Pollock painting, no one notices Stalemate in Ukraine: Zelenskyy flees for greener pastures Steamboat Willie enters public domain, several Mickey Mouse horror films and games announced Santa's Elves on strike UnNews finally able to write obituaries for Shaft, Bull and Chandler Will Barbenheimer beat JigSaw in his own game? Ongoing: Russian Invasion · Eurovision Recent deaths: Bernard Hill · Nemo's first trophy · Roger Corman · Chrissie from Jaws · Drake's "whole mans career" · Dabney Coleman Upcoming deaths: Kris Kristofferson · Jimmy Carter · Vladimir Putin · The U.S. Federal Budget · Richard Simmons · Kate Middleton · Market demand for Tesla cars · "New York Knicks suck" jokes (watch this jinx them lol) On This Day... May 19: Shill Your Products on Wikipedia Day π - Mathematicians decide to stop writing all infinite digits of π and just scribble some fucked up looking h thing instead. 1922 - The United States quota on immigration is repealed after Congress unanimously votes to force everyone on Earth to live in the United States. 1971 - The Soviet Union's space program releases Mars 2, the sequel to the hit planet Mars. Due to budget cuts, Mars 2 is hollow and only has two dimensions. 1999 - Jar Jar Binks's lead role in The Phantom Menace earns him an Oscar nod, critics cheer: "George Lucas is back!" 2005 - To pay off his severe gambling debts, Jimbo Wales invites different companies to edit their own Wikipedia pages. (Pictured) 2025 - Uncyclopedia finally stops sucking.
Featured picture Mickeys - the drug of choice for today's trendy ravers. Image credit: Rcmurphy View image · Nominate new image · View all featured images
edit Recent Propaganda Why is book? Halloween Ends Stranger Things (rw) G.I. Jane G.I. Jane 2 UnTunes:Santa Baby This is not an Article, it's a Sandwich Fairytale UnTunes:Shoes Uncyclopedia:Business (rw) Halloween Kills UnTunes:Perry the Platypus Elon's Musk UnGames:Ultimate Fishing (rw) UnTunes:Rio Herodotus (rw) Brawny Lawnmower-Humvee (rw) Steve Wozniak (rw) Narrative (rw) Bryan Adams High School Alex Trebek Lincoln Logs Brexit Where Is Everybody? UnTunes:Animal (with actual animals) Avi Toledano Eli Roth Film (remake) African American Worst 100 Reflections on 2018 Ray Charles Bernardo Butterlucci Urban Dictionary More recent propaganda | Most wanted propaganda | Requested propaganda | Add to stubs | Lonely propaganda | Propaganda Review | Try writing propaganda about... | Stuck propaganda needing a push
Monkey Chained To A Typewriter & Communist Youth of the Month Writer Here NooB Here Congratulations to Hardwick Fundlebuggy, our Monkey Chained To A Typewriter of the Year, and Mhaille, our Communpedian of the Year!

Communpedia's sista projects

---

Communpedia is hosted by the Uncyclomedia Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects.

CommUnNews The news source on crack

CommUncyclopedia The capitalist-free encyclopedia

CommUndictionary The ick!tionary of all things best left unsaid

CommUnTunes Music to piss off the savage beast

Communist Women Go Wilde Project Communpedia's founder tells all

CommUnMeta How Communpedia doesn't work

CommUnBooks Capitalist-free books

CommUnquotable Useless misquotes galore

CommUncycloversity If it makes sense, we don't want it

Communpedia languages

---

Communpedia English		Inciclopedia Español	Désencyclopédie Français		Nonsensopedia Polski
Ikkepedia Norsk		Φρικηπαίδεια Ελληνικά	Nonciclopedia Italiano		伪基百科 简化字
Desciclopédia Português		Eincyclopedia עברית	Spademanns Leksikon Dansk		アンサイク ロペディア 日本語
Psyklopedin Svenska		Uncyclopedia.de Deutsch	Hikipedia Suomi		Unciklopédia Magyar
Абсурдопедия Русский		Keinziklopedie יידיש	Valenciclopèdia Valencian		偽基百科 正體中文
اونسایکلوپدیا فارسی (Persian·Farsi)	Onziclopedie Nederlands	لاويكيبيديا العربية	Necyclopædia Latina	Necyklopedie A CzechBook	Neciklopedija Српски
언사이클로피디어 한국어	ไร้สาระนุกรม ไทย	Hatsiklopedia Malagasy	Absurdipēdijā Latviešu	Nunyepedia Asturianu	Butalopedija Slovenščina
	Tolololpedia Bahasa Indonesia

ast: ca: vi: yi:

This Uncyclopedia, started in 2005, currently contains 37,691 articles. Uncyclopedias are also being written in many other languages:

Eald Ænglisc (Old English) · Babelfish · Blog · Български (Bulgarian) · We get signal. (Engrish) · Eesti (Estonian) · Galactic Basic Standard · Gothic language · Hitlerbear · iHumor (Apple) · 1337 (Leet) · Lietuvių (Lithuanian) · VVV (Romanian) · Re: PharmaccgRy (Mail Spam) · 조선말 (North Korean) · Nub (N00b) · Wildeizms (Oscar Wilde) · Manx (Pirate) · Middle Egyptian (Hieroglyphic) · Napulitana (Neapolitan) · Română (Romanian) · Klingon (Sad Trekkies Trekkers Trekkies) · Simple English · Testament · Türkçe (Turkeys) · AAAAAAAAA! (Vagrant) · Vèneto (Venetian) · Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese) · White Nationalist (White Supremacist)

Complete list · Multilingual coordination · How to start a Uncyclopedia in another language · Requests for new languages Protected By Иосиф Сталин & the Communist Party.