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The Edit Wars Saga Episode I: The Phantom Stub Episode II: Attack of the Anonymous Episode III: Revenge of the Admins Episode IV: A New Drama Episode V: The Community Strikes Back Episode VI: Return of the Featured Article	Featured article Saturday, October 3, 2020 The Center for Disease Control released a statement this week recommending that Americans eat their own boogers to curb the spread of coronavirus. A months-long study shows eating boogers to be the most effective strategy in the battle against COVID-19; much more effective than social distancing, washing hands or coughing into a condom. The science behind booger-eating is that the virus typical gets trapped in mucus, which crusts over and encloses the virus. Before the virus can escape, you have to eat it and let it be destroyed by your stomach acids. In addition to destroying the virus at the source, further studies show that booger consumption builds the immune system, and thus keeps you protected against COVID and other diseases. A person who regularly commits to a steady diet of boogers is essentially impervious to death. (Full article...) Recently featured: UnNews:CDC recommends eating boogers to curb coronavirus Jimbo Wales Ruth Westheimer Me Archive · Vote for featured articles ·
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