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"Denial? De big river in Egypt? Never heard of it...."
- Winston Churchill on Holocaust Tycoon

Holocaust Tycoon is a simulation computer game, released for Windows 95/98 in 2006. It was developed by Ka-tzetnik Enterprises in Berlin, and later realised thoughout Europe by WN Software. In Holocaust Tycoon, the player must successfully manage a camp, without going bankrupt, whilst avoiding the attention of invading Allied Forces. (Read more...)

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  • 1607 - White settlers arive at Jamestown, find nothing of value except some inedible, brown leaves and some equally inedible, brown people, so they go home.
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This month's Hitler of the Month is Emo Hitler. Judged by all to be the most promising applicant, Emo Hitler will go far in life if he'll just stop sniveling. Hitler himself is said to have said, "[Emo Hitler] is one of the most extraordinary figures in world history."


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