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Recently a debate aired on ABC's Nightline pitting popular theists, Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron, against two reviled atheists from the "Rational" Response Squad, which is also reviled. This testifies to the growing number (30 million people) of fools who profess there is no God. Add to that what I believe is possibly three times that number of functional atheists, those who believe in a God but don't show it (as True Christians® do, by voting Republican, wearing little American flag pins and putting Jesus fish on the tailgates of their pickup trucks), and patriotic Americans in America are facing a new religious horizon in which atheism is becoming a formidable foe.

Shockingly, although the majority of Americans continue to claim to be Christians, a Gallup poll discovered that forty-five percent of the population would support an atheist for President. Such a survey is a clear indication that the secularization of our Christian nation is alive and well. Secularization, if you are not aware, will signal the end of America as we know it. For example, soon the secular government, blinded by their lack of common Christian decency, will (as they did with public schools) banish the Bible from the White House, before banning it in church and eventually outlawing it in your very own home! Will real Americans continue to stand for this outrage? I pray to the Lord, no. (Full article...)

All You Need To Know Is...

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  • ... that Angelina Jolie took method acting to the extreme to play the role of Slim in A Bug's Life? (Pictured)
  • ... that Afghanistan is known for its lush dirt farms, where dirt and dust are cultivated by villagers to enhance the scenic emptiness for which the region is known?
  • ... that bipolar bears are not to be messed with, more-so than polar bears?
  • ... that Uncyclopedia regularly kills its editors mid-sent
  • ... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?
  • ... that Boston Bruins goaltender Gerry Cheevers was one of the most feared hockey players in the so-called "stick to the groin" era?
  • ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same?
  • ... that on average, humans have less than 2 legs?
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  • ... that the waterways of Oslo, Norway are much like Venice, except that they are open sewers? (Pictured)
  • ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
  • ... that the American Civil War was actually marked by many instances of uncivil behavior?
  • ... that midget cockpunching terrorists are a threat to the US and her allies?
  • ... that pillow fighting is a violent trend among the world's pillow population, and must be stopped?
  • ... that [Wiki|wiki formatting]] is perfect]? It never malfunctions'!
  • ... that Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A?
  • ... that this sentence is incomple
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  • ... that Angelina Jolie took method acting to the extreme to play the role of Slim in A Bug's Life? (Pictured)
  • ... that Afghanistan is known for its lush dirt farms, where dirt and dust are cultivated by villagers to enhance the scenic emptiness for which the region is known?
  • ... that bipolar bears are not to be messed with, more-so than polar bears?
  • ... that Uncyclopedia regularly kills its editors mid-sent
  • ... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?
  • ... that Boston Bruins goaltender Gerry Cheevers was one of the most feared hockey players in the so-called "stick to the groin" era?
  • ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same?
  • ... that on average, humans have less than 2 legs?
Broek.jpg
  • ... that the waterways of Oslo, Norway are much like Venice, except that they are open sewers? (Pictured)
  • ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
  • ... that the American Civil War was actually marked by many instances of uncivil behavior?
  • ... that midget cockpunching terrorists are a threat to the US and her allies?
  • ... that pillow fighting is a violent trend among the world's pillow population, and must be stopped?
  • ... that [Wiki|wiki formatting]] is perfect]? It never malfunctions'!
  • ... that Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A?
  • ... that this sentence is incomple
Angelina.jpg
  • ... that Angelina Jolie took method acting to the extreme to play the role of Slim in A Bug's Life? (Pictured)
  • ... that Afghanistan is known for its lush dirt farms, where dirt and dust are cultivated by villagers to enhance the scenic emptiness for which the region is known?
  • ... that bipolar bears are not to be messed with, more-so than polar bears?
  • ... that Uncyclopedia regularly kills its editors mid-sent
  • ... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?
  • ... that Boston Bruins goaltender Gerry Cheevers was one of the most feared hockey players in the so-called "stick to the groin" era?
  • ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same?
  • ... that on average, humans have less than 2 legs?

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