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Communist Literature The toaster in Pulp Fiction was a Sunbeam® 2-slice model 346 toaster. Its primary role in the film is to startle Bruce Willis and prompt him to shoot John Travolta in the chest. Although the Toaster is considered to have landed the most important role ever given to a toaster in a major Hollywood film, director Quentin Tarantino describes him as "a complete nightmare" and "a real bitch to work with," insisting that he will never cast the Toaster in another of his films again. The Toaster moved to Hollywood at age 17, after testing out of St. Lucie West Centennial High School in Port St. Lucie, Florida. There, one of his first jobs was a cameo role on Murphy Brown, opposite Candice Bergen. Bergen has commented that "he seemed like a promising talent." (Full article...) Recently featured: Playstation 6 Personality disorder Mandela effect Planet Earth 3 Archive · Vote for featured articles · Featured today, a long long time ago Extension:DynamicPageList (DPL), version 3.3.3: Warning: No results. Power, featured on 7 December 2014: Featured version All You Need To Know Is... *... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one? ... that there are at least three other businesses like show business? ... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one? ... that there are at least three other businesses like show business? ... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?	The People's Controlled Media Epstein didn't kill himself, says Kotter Democrats blame 50,000,000 Americans for voting the wrong way in 2016 Eddie Van Halen: Who's Billie Eilish? Dragnet reboot, Black Friday, debuts Friday (Pictured) James Dean named Sexiest Man Dead UnNews will now only write about sports Comcast moves TCM to sports package Mick Mulvaney admits quid pro quo Stanley Kubrick resurrected, asked his opinion on Marvel movies Joe Biden's plan for black people Sam Smith's family thank fans UnNews remembers Lord Zedd New Apple Watch to tell the time Boxcar Bertha to be Scorsese's shortest movie ever Forest animals seen singing, dancing after death of David Koch On This Day... December 7: Official Who The Hell Is Spartacus Day 73 BC - Romans (pictured) attempt to figure out who the hell Spartacus is. Little did they know that I'm Spartacus. No, I'm Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! No, I am! 1555 - The search for Spartacus continues. 1982 - Mr T (not pictured) claims in his autobiography "Pity the Fool" that he was Spartacus. Historians refute this claim. 2005 - Uncyclopedia becomes littered with Spartacus jokes. No, I become littered with Spartacus jokes! In Soviet Russia, Spartacus jokes get littered with you!
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