PICK A FUCKING SIDE, ASSWIT! Anyways, road rage is what happens when THESE FUCKTARDS NEED TO LEARN HOW TO DRIVE!MAYBE GRADUATE PRESCHOOL BEFORE YOU DRIVE THAT THING, YOUFAGFACE
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As I was saying, when mommy and daddy really love each- Oh, sorry, wrong article. So road rage is what happens when somebody driving bothers another driver. It is a very serious thing, and should be LEARN HOW TO DRIVE, YOUTURKEY BURGER
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Like I was saying, it should be avoided at all costs. Life is precious after all. DIE YOU USELESS CYCLIST YOU'RE TAKING UP THE WHOLE FUCKING LANE CHICKEN LEGS! (Full article...)
*... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?
... that recent advances in nanobiotechnology have led to advanced, implantable music players capable of holding up to three seconds of low-quality MP3 audio?
... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?
... that recent advances in nanobiotechnology have led to advanced, implantable music players capable of holding up to three seconds of low-quality MP3 audio?
... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?
4,327,340 B.C. - Fire is invented. Matches, which had been in use for years beforehand, now finally have a use.
4,327,339 B.C. - The competition to create the biggest bang results in the accidental creation of aerosols.
105 B.C. - The Greeks invent a fire which doesn't go out when in contact with water. They call it "Greek Fire".
103 B.C. - A hasty rebranding of "Greek Fire" goes wrong, and the newly renamed "AlphaFire+" is scrapped. Nobody bothers to write down the formula.
1081 - King Wilhelm IV of North West Prussia dies. The North West Prussia Gazette finally has front page news that doesn't involve the word "sauerkraut".
1611 - Several people are executed for "petty theft" in Hungary, much to the amusement of the Austrians, who framed them.
1613 - Several Austrians are extradited to Hungary, where they are executed for "obstructing the cause of justice". Hungary withdraws from Austria, after 40 million people have died.
1846 - Mr. Georges "Bang-Bang" Firework, of Sparkler Street, Catherine Wheel, New Jersey, finally invents the trampoline.
1859 - Mr. Henry "Boing-Boing" Jumper, of Trampoline Terrace, Bouncy, Ohio, finally invents the firework. Various historians later switch the facts to amuse themselves.
1910 - People realise fireworks are better at night.
1913 - Parties are held throughout London, celebrating the fact that they have just signed a peace treaty with Germany.
1936 - An Austrian physicist discovers the long lost formula for "AlphaFire+". Unfortunately, his lab then burnt down.
1957 - Historians jump with joy as they discover what Edward Crapper invented.
1995 - Several Hungarians nick a firecracker from an Austrian shop, and then proceed to blame some Austrians.
1996 - The Hungarians are burnt at the stake, ironically using their own firecracker.
2002 - The official date of the discovery of fire is discovered by historians. They attribute the discovery to Mr. Alfred "Burn-Burn" Hotstuff.
General Cornwallis, after initial demands for T.P. for his bunghole, surrenders to General Washington at Yorktown. Cornwallis, however, refused to return Washington's hat, even after being called a 'fartknocker'.
