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Communist Literature I spoke with my diplomat Sir Nevile Henderson today. I call him Hendie as we are good-old chums, and since we have very similar first-names and I'm the Prime Minister, I shouldn't be the one with the slightly girly nickname. Anyway, I was trying to make the point that we ought to let Germany sort the Austrian mess out, because I was convinced that most of the trouble was coming from within Austria itself, and nothing to do with what somebody called 'Propaganda' emanating from the Nazi Party machine. 'Now look here', I said, pointing at myself because Hendie does have a habit of staring into space, 'What's this propaganda talk? Hmm? Are you meaning to tell me that that decent Austrian fellow, tells the newspapers what to write so he can justify his aggression towards Europe?' I said this whilst gesticulating at poor Hendie with my index finger in the manner of a schoolmaster. (Full article...) Recently featured: Game:Zork2/Zorkception Jew Jaws did WTC Archive · Vote for featured articles · Featured today, a long long time ago Extension:DynamicPageList (DPL), version 3.3.3: Warning: No results. Extension:DynamicPageList (DPL), version 3.3.3: Warning: No results. All You Need To Know Is... *... that Crow war chieftain Old White Man was nothing like his brothers, Walks Over Eggshells and Sees No Color? ... that pillow fighting is a violent trend among the world's pillow population, and must be stopped? ... that Crow war chieftain Old White Man was nothing like his brothers, Walks Over Eggshells and Sees No Color? ... that pillow fighting is a violent trend among the world's pillow population, and must be stopped? ... that Crow war chieftain Old White Man was nothing like his brothers, Walks Over Eggshells and Sees No Color?	The People's Controlled Media "No way you guys will pin this one on me-hee-hee!" Photo credit: Scooter Braun Fandom buys rights to Uncyclopedia contributions (Pictured) Was Gatsby really great? asks ninth grader Weird object discovered on Mars for only the nth time running California authorities seize $37,000,000,000 dollars in massive bank raid Trump eloquently refutes allegations of extraterrestrial control of US elections John Dowd issues statement in Comic Sans NASA to select authentic Apollo Moon Rock for one-way lunar voyage Nixon: I am a crook. No, wait. UnNews editorial note: Logo handling is fixed The Cure's Robert Smith to pay off student debt We've been spelling Joe Biden's name wrong for 12 years Mr ratburn is GAY The Big Bang Theory renewed for 1021 more seasons Obama buys Pornhub On This Day... July 15: Throw Your Controller at the Screen Day 1982 - Atari releases E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial for the Atari 2600, and is met with rave reviews and general praise from gamers and critics alike. 1986 - Dragon Warrior (Pictured) is released for the Nintendo Entertainment System, paving the way for role-playing video games. 1988 - The first adult-oriented video game is released for the Nintendo Entertainment System, but the inadequate processors and primitive graphics of the time render the game more confusing than erotic. 1997 - GoldenEye 007 is released for the Nintendo 64, panned by critics due to lack of achievements and customizable hats. 2002 - Playing off the massive success of The Lord of the Rings franchise, a videogame based on The Silmarillion is developed, where you play the role of someone trying to read The Silmarillion.
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Ikkepedia Norsk		Φρικηπαίδεια Ελληνικά	Nonciclopedia Italiano		伪基百科 简化字
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