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The toaster in Pulp Fiction was a Sunbeam® 2-slice model 346 toaster. Its primary role in the film is to startle Bruce Willis and prompt him to shoot John Travolta in the chest.

Although the Toaster is considered to have landed the most important role ever given to a toaster in a major Hollywood film, director Quentin Tarantino describes him as "a complete nightmare" and "a real bitch to work with," insisting that he will never cast the Toaster in another of his films again.

The Toaster moved to Hollywood at age 17, after testing out of St. Lucie West Centennial High School in Port St. Lucie, Florida. There, one of his first jobs was a cameo role on Murphy Brown, opposite Candice Bergen. Bergen has commented that "he seemed like a promising talent." (Full article...)

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