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Communist Literature You've read the title. I know what you want, dear reader. I bet you were TikToking down the rabbithole when your mother blew a hole through your door with a C4, and asked you to read seven long-ass books that nobody has the time for in this decade! (That TikToking doesn't do itself right?) And then you said something, like "First of all, what the hell mom, blowing a hole through my door. Also mom, seriously, I don't have time for this... gawd... get off my back. I have two hours of TikToking to do and then a Mario Kart Wii session... on my Wii!" Your mother smacks you over the head with forty-three door-stopping Harry Potter books, and a constant supply of shitty, smelly novels! And when you tried to complain, your mother unbelievably said, "What the hell did you just say to me, Billy? I'll have you know that I'm shart, and you're sooo fucking dump." You stare at your mother in disbelief. No modern parent tells their kids what to do, let alone telling them to read outside when it's -30°F! You'd freeze your dick off! Well get ready Billy, because if even the thought of reading Harry Potter in less than a minute has already blown your brain to Mars, then reading this page would've surely blown your brain to Jupiter. (Full article...) Recently featured: UnBooks:Harry Potter Summarized in Less Than a Minute UnNews:Trump awarded another Nobel Peace Prize for ending war in Venezuela he started three hours ago Frodo Baggins I love you brah Archive · Vote for featured articles · Featured today, a long long time ago Unfomercials:Coors Light Presents: The American Man, featured on 19 January 2025: Featured version All You Need To Know Is... *... that if the earth were the size of an apple, we would fall off? ... that rounding up sheep is easiest to the nearest ten? ... that if the earth were the size of an apple, we would fall off? ... that rounding up sheep is easiest to the nearest ten? ... that if the earth were the size of an apple, we would fall off?	The People's Controlled Media Downing Street denies this image. Alaska to pay for damages to Exxon Valdez Denver Broncos quarterback Bo Nix accidentally curses himself in playoff win Starmer announces plans to make tweeting illegal in the UK (Pictured) Trump given yet another Nobel Peace Prize for ending war he started 3 hours ago Kansas City Chiefs impulsively fire Missouri as home state, moving to actual Kansas after missing playoffs UnNews wishes to all users a merry December Holiday Dick Van Dyke is 100, bitches! ICE spotted stealing everyone's ice cream in America North Sentinelese discover fire, accidentally burn down entire island Elon Musk: "Cancel Netflix! I don't care if Max wakes up." 6 or 7 buildings burn in Hong Kong Labour approval hits record low during Starmer premiership, PM resorts to "getting down with the youth" The New York Yankees now fucking suck Ongoing: The wait for GTA VI and Spaceballs 2 • Rich New Yorkers fleeing Mamdanistan • Larry Sanger's war on Wikipedia • Non-Bears invading Tennessee • Nanny state officials breaching people's privacy rights via enforcing social media bans and digital ID under the pretext of "think of the children!" • Venezuelans unsure whether to freak out or celebrate • Bills Mafia and Josh Allen drinking themselves to death • New England Patriots fans being insufferable like it's 2016 Recent deaths: Brigitte Bardot • Carl Yastrzmski • 2025 • The MetroCard • Stranger Things • Kali • Vecna • The Upside Down • the other Black guy from John Carpenter's The Thing • Bob Weir • Scott Adams • Kianna Underwood • Buffalo Bills', San Francisco 49ers', Houston Texans' and Da Bears' seasons • Bo Nix's ankle • Sean McDermott's Bills tenure Not dead: Eleven Upcoming deaths: Donald Trump • NYC's economy • Weed • 67% of people trying to understand why 6 of 7 news stories mention "6-7" • Dick van Dyke, eventually • Netflix • Dancin' Maduro • The Kansas City "Chiefs" • Denver Broncos' Super Bowl hopes without Bo Nix • Aaron Rodgers' career • Bills' Super Bowl window with "Mr. Bean" failing upwards On This Day... January 21: Drink Until It Stops Hurting Day 30 AD - Supply Side Jesus patents cure for leprosy, sells treatment for thirteen drachmas. 1503 - The first handgun is designed, launches the shooter's hands towards the enemy. 1781 - Benedict Arnold, tired of being called "Eggs Benedict" by George Washington, defects to the British. 1850 - Millard Fillmore installs the White House's first bathtub. 1954 - Leni Riefenstahl writes, directs and stars in propaganda film, "Both Sides Were Bad, M'Kay?" 1991 - First ever "Yo-Mama Joke" is told. Violent bitch-slaps shortly follow. 2017 - Millions of feminist activists and Antifa super soldiers march in the streets, murder innocent shop windows.
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Communpedia English		Inciclopedia Español	Désencyclopédie Français		Nonsensopedia Polski
Ikkepedia Norsk		Φρικηπαίδεια Ελληνικά	Nonciclopedia Italiano		伪基百科 简化字
Desciclopédia Português		Eincyclopedia עברית	Spademanns Leksikon Dansk		アンサイク ロペディア 日本語
Psyklopedin Svenska		Uncyclopedia.de Deutsch	Hikipedia Suomi		Unciklopédia Magyar
Абсурдопедия Русский		Keinziklopedie יידיש	Valenciclopèdia Valencian		偽基百科 正體中文
اونسایکلوپدیا فارسی (Persian·Farsi)	Onziclopedie Nederlands	لاويكيبيديا العربية	Necyclopædia Latina	Necyklopedie A CzechBook	Neciklopedija Српски
언사이클로피디어 한국어	ไร้สาระนุกรม ไทย	Hatsiklopedia Malagasy	Absurdipēdijā Latviešu	Nunyepedia Asturianu	Butalopedija Slovenščina
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