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Communist Literature Pepperpot Pete was an American folk hero. In his hometown region, he was well known for his hospitality and travels throughout Appalachia. Nationally, he was known for causing a massive brawl at Woodstock. Pepperpot Pete was born on November 12, 1942, in some shack in Appalachia. His actual birth name is unknown because the family dog ate the birth certificate. Pete wasn't a very educated child, as his parents took him out of school to support the family business, which was bootlegging. Pete was also taught by his uncle to cook moonshine and by the age of 6, Pete was well known for his ability to brew that good ol' mountain dew. It was around this time, Pete's uncle also taught him how to play the banjo, in which it was discovered that young Pete was a banjo prodigy. In his mid-teens, Pete travelled across Appalachia, pickin' his banjo and carrying moonshine jugs on his bag. Pete became well known in Appalachia and surrounding areas for his hospitality and travels. A young Bill Clinton was visiting Appalachia and stumbled upon Pete's little campsite. Clinton and Pete conversed for hours and had taught Clinton a few things on the banjo. Pete even let Clinton take a jug of moonshine he had prepared earlier. Clinton never drank the moonshine, and instead had it sitting on his desk in the Oval Office when he was elected as president many years later. (Full article...) Recently featured: This page does NOT exist Bubbles the Clown Nevermind Trump vs. Biden Archive · Vote for featured articles · All You Need To Know Is... *... that the amazing sensation of excruciatingly warm liquid on the genitals is just one of many reasons to pour boiling hot water down your trousers? ... that 69% percent of statistics contain sexual innuendo? ... that the amazing sensation of excruciatingly warm liquid on the genitals is just one of many reasons to pour boiling hot water down your trousers? ... that 69% percent of statistics contain sexual innuendo? ... that the amazing sensation of excruciatingly warm liquid on the genitals is just one of many reasons to pour boiling hot water down your trousers?	The People's Controlled Media "He ah-no give me ah-good coverage!" Google reveals least popular searches of 2024 Jay-Z and Beyonce sit their children down and have a talk with them Luigi cosplays as Robin Hood and guns down health insurance CEO; (Pictured) Americans rejoice South Korea's president tries to order pizza, declares martial law instead Biden pardons Princess Peach and Blossom ... and Hunter... and Fauci... Special Counsel Jack Smith pardons President-elect turkey, meaning he gets away with January 6th Cicely Tyson demolishes Aaron Paul in Netflix "boxing" match Project 2025 to be implemented in 2026, riots ensue The Onion buys InfoWars. Extra true conspiracy theories coming soon! "Nope!" says, judge Epstein pal Trump picks sex pest pedophile as attorney general... only for him to pull out Trump picks Led Zeppelin to lead EPA Obama smears poop on daycare Kardashian and Aniston endorse bestiality UnNews publishes official 2024 post-election guide for liberals having to deal with Trump Joe Biden named winner of 2024 election, confusion erupts in America 2024 U.S. election cancelled due to absence of electoral votes, anarchy likely to follow TikToker Peanut the Squirrel swatted, killed for "illegal guns and drugs" Ongoing: Eurovision Song Contest • Russian Invasion • Israel-Hamas conflict • United States presidential election aftermath • NBA and NHL seasons • Athletes doing the "Trump Dance" • Bill Belichick going insane Recent deaths: Brian Thompson (United Healthcare CEO) • Democrat party • Diddy's career • The Eras Tour • Alabama football's championship bid • The white guy from The Mod Squad Upcoming deaths: Vladimir Putin • Bashar al-Assad • Diddy's freedom • Benjamin Netanyahu • Jay-Z's career and freedom • Kate Middleton • Aaron Rodgers' career On This Day... December 18: Suicidal Ideation Day 1271 - Genghis Khan renames local Chinese dish to Mongolian beef to secure his civilization's cultural legacy. 1892 - Tchaikovsky's The Nutcracker premieres to a disappointed audience of dominatrices. 2005 - Civil War breaks out in Chad after a chronic whey powder shortage. 2005 - John Spencer, actor from The West Wing, smirks his last smirk after suffering a massive heart failure. 2006 - Saudi Arabia holds its first election to decide best system of governance: repressive Islamist theocratic monarchy wins by landslide! 2015 - The last coal mine in Great Britain closes, unemployed coal miners find jobs in broadcasting with their communication degrees. 2024 - Honestly, why do you even bother doing this? (Pictured)
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