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The Article Which Makes the Present Feature The Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905 was an especially good sandwich. High in cholesterol and known to cause cancer, maybe, but really quite delicious. Sandwich connoisseurs, if they still existed, would all agree that it surpassed all other sandwiches of its type and, indeed, probably surpassed most other varieties of sandwich. Alas, the night the sandwich was presented, that of October 14, 1905, marked the end of the noble tradition of sandwich connoisseuring, a great loss to the world of international snobbery. The Bacon and Cheese Sandwich was built in four stages, starting exactly one year before the sandwich was to be revealed to the public. These stages were in themselves very momentous events, making headlines across the world and affecting the stock market in ways grossly out of proportion to their material significance. An international team of chefs, highly specialized in the craft of sandwich-making, was assembled from over 250 countries; an absurdly large figure, given the fact that there are less than two hundred countries in the world. (Full article...) Recently featured: Dick Willie Johnson Avi Toledano Hercules UnNews:New Florida bill would abolish all pronouns Archive · Vote for featured articles · You can vote because of article of your taste which should become the feature. More being best of Uncyclopedia Download article feed plugin for Desktop of Google edit Designated commemoration day June 8: Your Friends are Totally Trying to Kill You Day 1213 - The Vatican, under Pope Innocent III, creates purgatory. 1312 - King Edward II became the first man to successfully grow a goatee. (Pictured) 1798 - North Dakota moves from the south of South Dakota to the north of South Dakota, to better fit its name. 1861 - Tennessee secedes from the Union after being called a pussy by South Carolina. 1949 - Author George Orwell writes his seminal classic, Nineteen Eighty-Four, thirty-five years two early. 1977 - Kanye West drops a generation-defining EP minutes after being born. 2017 - You read this entry, but you wished you hadn't bothered. Archived Anniversaries	suggest Word of day Your content probably contains one or more equal signs (=), use |1=. edit News Putin assassinated by Carrie Mathison Tina Turner dies at 83 (Pictured) Sweden wins Eurovision, Loreen becomes first artist to win twice since Johnny Logan Uncyclopedia writers on strike Israel's democracy is saved by new superheroine Proposed Florida bill aims to solve the pronoun problem once and for all California lays plans to automatically issue auto registrations for all voters U.S. Air Force party-poops China's Lunar New Year "celebration" Showtime announces Dexter: Bad Blood Late delivery: Demi Lovato and a hurricane team up to fix a supercomputer by turning it off and then back on Viggo Mortensen joins Next James Bond The movie Casablanca is 80 years old. Here's Looking At You, Kid! President pardons Türkiye Pennsylvania: Should I vote for Mike Doyle or Mike Doyle? People in Los Angeles have another thing to make their lives more miserable Ongoing: Writers Guild of America strike · Russian Invasion · Eurovision · Alected Recent deaths: Rolf Harris · Tina Turner · Iron Sheik · Pat Robertson Upcoming deaths: Twitter · Hollywoo · Steve Harrington · Norman Lear Advice of necessity? Ask Cthulhu! Current events of UnNews news edit Did you knew... Ali sadaka ... that Richard Nixon was well-known for his honesty and often referred to as Honest Dick? Do you worry... ... that Phonics (pronounced Pa-hon-iks.) is one of the deadliest and most addictive drugs on the streets? It is said to get children "hooked" in four weeks or your money back. Read Many
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