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The Article Which Makes the Present Feature So you're driving along Interstate 95 from New York City to Boston when you suddenly see a sign that says "Welcome to Rhode Island". Two minutes of driving and fifty feet later you see another sign that says "Thank You for Visiting Rhode Island, Please Drive Through Again" and enter Massachusetts. You ask yourself, "What was that I just drove through?" Well, buddy, you just drove through the smallest state in the country. Popularly known as the "latchkey kid" of Massachusetts and Connectthedots, Rhode Island is legally Boston's largest suburb although, to the rest of the United States, it's really just the poor, ghetto, bastard cousin of New Jersey. Rhode Island is stuck where it is, basically the US equivalent of Luxembourg. They are thankful that they even get two minutes of interstate attention (assuming the driver didn't blink). On the positive side, however, Rhode Island County is completely carpeted, thanks to a generous donation of 4,005 square miles of "casino style" carpet by the Narragansett Indian tribe in 1982. (Full article...) You can vote because of article of your taste which should become the feature. More being best of Uncyclopedia Download article feed plugin for Desktop of Google Designated commemoration day March 12: Indecent Exposure Day
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