Babel:Zw

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

How are you gentlemen !! All your Uncyclopedia are belong to us. You are on the way to content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.

Sophia has inspire us to take off 35,610 'Zigs' to date (for great justice).


Before send signal, read guide of beginner, read Page of content.




Politics | Games | Computers | People | Quaint | Coherent
Most good | Alphabet Sequential Index | Other Section...


The Article Which Makes the Present Feature


Sayingno2.jpg

For every 10 production workers a company has, there needs to be at least one employee who stands there with his arms folded and watches them. However, in modern times, it's not uncommon to have a single yet highly devoted control freak to supervise scores of employees. HowTo: Be A Production Manager is the perfect guide for anyone who finds themselves thrown into this lucrative position through nepotism, extortion or influential friends.

A Production Manager essentially acts as the liaison between the office staff and the dregs of society known as production workers. The unpleasant part of the job is that sales and management are able to use you as the focal point of their rage, due to the inherent responsibilities of the position, and the traditional purpose of the Production Manager is to transfer that abuse to the bottom of the employee food chain. When you play your cards right, everyone will be fighting amongst themselves and the winds of blame shall never touch your sails. (Full article...)

You can vote because of article of your taste which should become the feature.

More being best of Uncyclopedia

Download article feed plugin for Desktop of Google


Designated commemoration day

Dalai Llama meet Llama Jesus in 1990.

December 8: Llamas Against Chinese day/ The Death of Metal

  • 1000 BCE - A little Chinese Prince was holidaying in Tibet. Whilst he was innocently trying to feed a local Llama some grain it viciously bit him. And so began countless millenniums of conflict.
  • 1231 - The Dalai Llama seduces Chinese king, but after they'd been going steady for a couple of months the Llama cheats on him with Kubla Khan. Chinese king calls the Llama a slut and finds a less attractive rebound girlfriend and cries himself to sleep for a month.
  • 1567- The Dalai Llama tells all the other Central Asian leaders that the Chinese King is gay.
  • 1911 - Llama tells Sun Yat-sen and Yuan Shikai that the Chinese Emperor said that their mothers were terrible cooks.
  • 1931 - Llama mentions to Emperor Hirohito that China is pretty shit and that he might as well go in and take over. Then he whispered quietly in the Emperor's ear that if any Japanese are looking for easy women Nanking is the place.

Archived Anniversaries

Word of day[edit]

NOW YOU FUCKED UP!

News


Dragnet reboot 'Black Friday' to debut Friday


Advice of necessity? Ask Cthulhu!

Current events of UnNews news


Did you knew...

Ali sadaka


Do you worry...[edit]


Read Many

Recent articles


Recent article | As for the Majority that we want the page | The book correcting which required | Add to stubs | Pages of lonliness | Examination of urine | Concerning writing the attempt...

Writer and Noob of Month

Poll for writer of month | Poll for Noob of month | Passing the winner: 2005/2006

Because of nonsense chat of relation IRC, main screen turn on for this instructional video.

It is protected the Fair Use Clause, and whole group of elite Clinjas.