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Today's Message of pain Loneliness is the dark despair of solitude. It is the feeling that no one loves me. Not even my mom or my cat really understand the pain of Teenaged Angst. No one understands me. No one loves me. My family claims that they do, but we all know they're lying. God, I hate them so much; the fakes. The only people who love me, The only ones who understand or care All live in my iPod... Valentines Day. People are supposed to be happy, right? I'm not. Not since she left me. I guess she found someone more screwed up than I am, or perhaps he's just more Scene than I, or maybe it's his hair. It was the best three days of my life, though, with her. She was so much better than the girl last week. I let her draw Xs and Cut Lines on my wrists in sharpie. They're still there, mocking me, reflecting the darkness in my soul. They are tempting me. Did you care... *... that under Communism, everyone gets a C? ... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask! ... that under Communism, everyone gets a C? ... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask! ... that under Communism, everyone gets a C? ... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask! ... that under Communism, everyone gets a C? ... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask! ... that under Communism, everyone gets a C? ... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask! ... that under Communism, everyone gets a C? ... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask! ... that under Communism, everyone gets a C? ... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask! ... that under Communism, everyone gets a C? ... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask! ... that under Communism, everyone gets a C?	Recent deaths Too bad you can't customize this in the original. So.. about that Super Bowl.. Bad Bunny and TPUSA offer equally heathen, equally crappy halftime shows GEQBUS SAM DARNOLD HAS WON AN ACTUAL SUPER BOWL!! VERY NICE! Take that, Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson! Uncyclopedia servers shit themselves for two days straight Tomodachi Life sequel to be released in April (Pictured) Donald Trump still really, really wants Greenland Alaska to pay for damages to Exxon Valdez Buffalo Bills owner Terry Pegula proven to be clueless, fires the wrong guy Denver Broncos quarterback Bo Nix accidentally curses himself in playoff win Ongoing: Eurovision Green Room in danger of sexual harassment • The wait for GTA VI and Spaceballs 2 • Larry Sanger's war on Wikipedia • Non-Bears invading Tennessee • Nanny state officials breaching people's privacy rights via enforcing social media bans and digital ID under the pretext of "think of the children!" • ICE-y chaos in Minnesota • Fallout from the Epstein Files • Winter Olympics • Seattle flooding the streets with Starbucks coffee to celebrate the Seahawks' win • New England Patriots fans hiding in a corner after being exposed • r/TheDarnold having a MASSIVE field day Recent deaths: the other Black guy from John Carpenter's The Thing • Bob Weir • Scott Adams • Kianna Underwood • Uncyclopedia • Catherine O'Hara • Lamont • Brad Arnold • NFL season • New England Patriots fans' insufferability, for now • Lindsay Vonn's leg Not dead: Dick Van Dyke, who's 100, bitches!! Upcoming deaths: Donald Trump • NYC's economy • Weed • Dick van Dyke, eventually • Netflix • Dancin' Maduro • Aaron Rodgers' career • Iran's government • The careers of everyone named in the Epstein Files (cough cough Bill and Hillary Clinton) • Travis Kelce Today sucks because... February 10: International Bad Pun Day 1104 - Potato famine engulfs Ireland, panhandling leprechauns flood the cities because they're a little short. 1390 - Bread is invented. Everybody proposes a toast to the inventor. 1391 - Sliced Bread is invented. This is the greatest thing invented since, you know what I'm drawing a blank. 1712 - Rebels in Chile have a riot against the Spanish. It ends up being en fuego. 1865 - A three legged dog walks into a saloon and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." 1980 - Various case studies indicate you can put things in them and carry them by their handles. 1985 - Das Boot, a German film about gender neutral enclosed footwear, is released. 2009 - Juan Pablo Montoya is shot dead, police believe the killer was a golfer, because he made a hole in Juan. 2018 - French President Emmanuel Macron explains at a press conference that he doesn't like too many eggs for breakfast as one egg is un oeuf.
Today's featured artistry My heart has been broken... Then taken out and had a bunch of nails put in it. Image Credit: RadicalX Nominate new image - View all featured images
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Poets of the Month Modusoperandi hunts down random, unfunny shit which he replaces with less-random, quasi-funny shit. Occasionally he gets up off his ass (or more correctly, sits down on it) and makes a page of his own, to which no one ever goes. Recently he's been making pictures that people don't like and, having discovered UnNews, has been making fake news stories (rather than the fake regular stories that he normally makes). The Bard (baptised 26 April 1564 – died 23 April 1616) was an English poet and playwright widely regarded as the greatest writer of the English language, and the world's preeminent dramatist. He wrote approximately 38 plays and 154 sonnets, as well as a variety of other poems. Already a popular writer in his own lifetime, the Bard became increasingly celebrated after his death and his work adulated by numerous prominent cultural figures through the centuries. Congratulations to Hardwick Fundlebuggy, our Poet of the Year, and Mhaille, our Self-harmer of the Year! Vote for Poet of the Month | Vote for Loner of the Month | Vote for Self-harmer of the Month | Past Losers

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