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Today's Message of pain

Loneliness is the dark despair of solitude.

It is the feeling that no one loves me.
Not even my mom or my cat really understand the pain of Teenaged Angst.
No one understands me.
No one loves me.
My family claims that they do, but we all know they're lying.
God, I hate them so much; the fakes.
The only people who love me, The only ones who understand or care
All live in my iPod...

Valentines Day. People are supposed to be happy, right?
I'm not.
Not since she left me.
I guess she found someone more screwed up than I am,
or perhaps he's just more Scene than I, or maybe it's his hair.
It was the best three days of my life, though, with her.
She was so much better than the girl last week.
I let her draw Xs and Cut Lines on my wrists in sharpie.
They're still there, mocking me, reflecting the darkness in my soul.
They are tempting me.

Did you care...

... that Sigmund Freud told me he slept with your mother last night? (Pictured)

... that the French Revolution was just a rip-off of the American Revolution?
... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?
... that telling someone you masturbated to their Facebook picture is frowned upon in society?
... that everytime we touch, I get this feeling?
... that Uncyclopedia is riddled with subliminal messages? DRINK COCA COLA
... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?

... that Burger King briefly attempted to introduce traditional British cuisine in the US? (Pictured)

... that nobody asked?
... that contrary to popular belief, the emoticon ":3" is a depiction of someone with a scrotum for a mouth?
... that if you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doing?"
... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
... that a rose by any other name would be called something else?
... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap?

... that Sigmund Freud told me he slept with your mother last night? (Pictured)

... that the French Revolution was just a rip-off of the American Revolution?
... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?
... that telling someone you masturbated to their Facebook picture is frowned upon in society?
... that everytime we touch, I get this feeling?
... that Uncyclopedia is riddled with subliminal messages? DRINK COCA COLA
... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?

... that Burger King briefly attempted to introduce traditional British cuisine in the US? (Pictured)

... that nobody asked?
... that contrary to popular belief, the emoticon ":3" is a depiction of someone with a scrotum for a mouth?
... that if you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doing?"
... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
... that a rose by any other name would be called something else?
... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap?

... that Sigmund Freud told me he slept with your mother last night? (Pictured)

... that the French Revolution was just a rip-off of the American Revolution?
... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?
... that telling someone you masturbated to their Facebook picture is frowned upon in society?
... that everytime we touch, I get this feeling?
... that Uncyclopedia is riddled with subliminal messages? DRINK COCA COLA
... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?

... that Burger King briefly attempted to introduce traditional British cuisine in the US? (Pictured)

... that nobody asked?
... that contrary to popular belief, the emoticon ":3" is a depiction of someone with a scrotum for a mouth?
... that if you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doing?"
... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
... that a rose by any other name would be called something else?
... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap?

... that Sigmund Freud told me he slept with your mother last night? (Pictured)

... that the French Revolution was just a rip-off of the American Revolution?
... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?
... that telling someone you masturbated to their Facebook picture is frowned upon in society?
... that everytime we touch, I get this feeling?
... that Uncyclopedia is riddled with subliminal messages? DRINK COCA COLA
... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?

... that Burger King briefly attempted to introduce traditional British cuisine in the US? (Pictured)

... that nobody asked?
... that contrary to popular belief, the emoticon ":3" is a depiction of someone with a scrotum for a mouth?
... that if you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doing?"
... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
... that a rose by any other name would be called something else?
... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap?

... that Sigmund Freud told me he slept with your mother last night? (Pictured)

... that the French Revolution was just a rip-off of the American Revolution?
... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?
... that telling someone you masturbated to their Facebook picture is frowned upon in society?
... that everytime we touch, I get this feeling?
... that Uncyclopedia is riddled with subliminal messages? DRINK COCA COLA
... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?

... that Burger King briefly attempted to introduce traditional British cuisine in the US? (Pictured)

... that nobody asked?
... that contrary to popular belief, the emoticon ":3" is a depiction of someone with a scrotum for a mouth?
... that if you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doing?"
... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
... that a rose by any other name would be called something else?
... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap?

... that Sigmund Freud told me he slept with your mother last night? (Pictured)

... that the French Revolution was just a rip-off of the American Revolution?
... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?
... that telling someone you masturbated to their Facebook picture is frowned upon in society?
... that everytime we touch, I get this feeling?
... that Uncyclopedia is riddled with subliminal messages? DRINK COCA COLA
... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?

... that Burger King briefly attempted to introduce traditional British cuisine in the US? (Pictured)

... that nobody asked?
... that contrary to popular belief, the emoticon ":3" is a depiction of someone with a scrotum for a mouth?
... that if you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doing?"
... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
... that a rose by any other name would be called something else?
... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap?

... that Sigmund Freud told me he slept with your mother last night? (Pictured)

... that the French Revolution was just a rip-off of the American Revolution?
... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?
... that telling someone you masturbated to their Facebook picture is frowned upon in society?
... that everytime we touch, I get this feeling?
... that Uncyclopedia is riddled with subliminal messages? DRINK COCA COLA
... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?

... that Burger King briefly attempted to introduce traditional British cuisine in the US? (Pictured)

... that nobody asked?
... that contrary to popular belief, the emoticon ":3" is a depiction of someone with a scrotum for a mouth?
... that if you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doing?"
... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
... that a rose by any other name would be called something else?
... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap?

... that Sigmund Freud told me he slept with your mother last night? (Pictured)

... that the French Revolution was just a rip-off of the American Revolution?
... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?
... that telling someone you masturbated to their Facebook picture is frowned upon in society?
... that everytime we touch, I get this feeling?
... that Uncyclopedia is riddled with subliminal messages? DRINK COCA COLA
... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?

... that Burger King briefly attempted to introduce traditional British cuisine in the US? (Pictured)

... that nobody asked?
... that contrary to popular belief, the emoticon ":3" is a depiction of someone with a scrotum for a mouth?
... that if you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doing?"
... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
... that a rose by any other name would be called something else?
... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap?

... that Sigmund Freud told me he slept with your mother last night? (Pictured)

... that the French Revolution was just a rip-off of the American Revolution?
... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?
... that telling someone you masturbated to their Facebook picture is frowned upon in society?
... that everytime we touch, I get this feeling?
... that Uncyclopedia is riddled with subliminal messages? DRINK COCA COLA
... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?

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