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Today's Message of pain

Loneliness is the dark despair of solitude.

It is the feeling that no one loves me.
Not even my mom or my cat really understand the pain of Teenaged Angst.
No one understands me.
No one loves me.
My family claims that they do, but we all know they're lying.
God, I hate them so much; the fakes.
The only people who love me, The only ones who understand or care
All live in my iPod...


Valentines Day. People are supposed to be happy, right?
I'm not.
Not since she left me.
I guess she found someone more screwed up than I am,
or perhaps he's just more Scene than I, or maybe it's his hair.
It was the best three days of my life, though, with her.
She was so much better than the girl last week.
I let her draw Xs and Cut Lines on my wrists in sharpie.
They're still there, mocking me, reflecting the darkness in my soul.
They are tempting me.

Did you care...

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  • ... that this topless woman is clearly unhappy about her situation? (Pictured)
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  • ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years?
  • ... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
  • ... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
  • ... that the entire world rightfully belongs to Albania?
  • ... that Uranus is a gas giant?
  • ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
  • ... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
Topless woman 11111.jpg
  • ... that this topless woman is clearly unhappy about her situation? (Pictured)
Putinadams.png
  • ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years?
  • ... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
  • ... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
  • ... that the entire world rightfully belongs to Albania?
  • ... that Uranus is a gas giant?
  • ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
  • ... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
Topless woman 11111.jpg
  • ... that this topless woman is clearly unhappy about her situation? (Pictured)
Putinadams.png
  • ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years?
  • ... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
  • ... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
  • ... that the entire world rightfully belongs to Albania?
  • ... that Uranus is a gas giant?
  • ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
  • ... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
Topless woman 11111.jpg
  • ... that this topless woman is clearly unhappy about her situation? (Pictured)
Putinadams.png
  • ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years?
  • ... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
  • ... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
  • ... that the entire world rightfully belongs to Albania?
  • ... that Uranus is a gas giant?
  • ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
  • ... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
Topless woman 11111.jpg
  • ... that this topless woman is clearly unhappy about her situation? (Pictured)
Putinadams.png
  • ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years?
  • ... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
  • ... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
  • ... that the entire world rightfully belongs to Albania?
  • ... that Uranus is a gas giant?
  • ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
  • ... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
Topless woman 11111.jpg
  • ... that this topless woman is clearly unhappy about her situation? (Pictured)
Putinadams.png
  • ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years?
  • ... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
  • ... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
  • ... that the entire world rightfully belongs to Albania?
  • ... that Uranus is a gas giant?
  • ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
  • ... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
Topless woman 11111.jpg
  • ... that this topless woman is clearly unhappy about her situation? (Pictured)
Putinadams.png
  • ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years?
  • ... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
  • ... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
  • ... that the entire world rightfully belongs to Albania?
  • ... that Uranus is a gas giant?
  • ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
  • ... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
Topless woman 11111.jpg
  • ... that this topless woman is clearly unhappy about her situation? (Pictured)
Putinadams.png
  • ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years?
  • ... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
  • ... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
  • ... that the entire world rightfully belongs to Albania?
  • ... that Uranus is a gas giant?
  • ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
  • ... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
Topless woman 11111.jpg
  • ... that this topless woman is clearly unhappy about her situation? (Pictured)

Recent deaths

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Chuck Norris didn't die, Death got Chuck Norris'd.

Ongoing: Fallout from the Epstein FilesWar Special Combat Operation in Iran • Chucky McGoo's jawline being gradually destroyed • March Madness Elite Eight

Recent deaths: Robert Mueller • Transgender self-identity in India • Mr. StricklandC.B. Buckner's carreer as an MLB ump • Duke's basketball season

Upcoming deaths: IranMahmoud AhmadinejadAtlanta Falcons • Streetsigns with Cesar Chavez's name • SoraTiger Woods' driver's license and career.. fuck it, his life can go too

Today sucks because...

March 31: Condom Appreciation Day
Ancient Man went to great lengths to avoid the burden of parenthood
  • 4000 BC - Babylonians create the first wooden condoms (Pictured), resulting in much fewer unexpected pregnancies and many, many, many more splinter-related injuries.
  • 1865 - The modern condom is introduced, consisting of sheep stomach lining coated with sulfuric acid. It is quixotically not well received.
  • 1939 - With the invention of latex, the modern modern condom is introduced, single handedly ending the Great Depression.
  • 1961 - Condoms are mentioned on television for the first time, in an episode of The Flintstones entitled Put It Back In.
  • 1970 - National No-Condom decade kicks off at Studio 69 in New York City.
  • 2009 - The Pope claims that condoms increase the number of people with AIDS in sub-Saharan Africa, in a similar manner to how exercise is unhealthy and cheeseburgers eat people.

Today's featured artistry

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My heart has been broken... Then taken out and had a bunch of nails put in it.

Image Credit: RadicalX
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