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Today's Message of pain

Loneliness is the dark despair of solitude.

It is the feeling that no one loves me.
Not even my mom or my cat really understand the pain of Teenaged Angst.
No one understands me.
No one loves me.
My family claims that they do, but we all know they're lying.
God, I hate them so much; the fakes.
The only people who love me, The only ones who understand or care
All live in my iPod...

Valentines Day. People are supposed to be happy, right?
I'm not.
Not since she left me.
I guess she found someone more screwed up than I am,
or perhaps he's just more Scene than I, or maybe it's his hair.
It was the best three days of my life, though, with her.
She was so much better than the girl last week.
I let her draw Xs and Cut Lines on my wrists in sharpie.
They're still there, mocking me, reflecting the darkness in my soul.
They are tempting me.

Did you care...

... that President Hoover (Pictured) was an actual hoover?

... that 100% of people who make good life choices die?
... that prune juice is the world's brownest juice, eventually?
... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
... that Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, the sister drug to Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination B, is very effective against Stupendous Tropical Meningitis?
... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
... that Hitler killed himself out of fear of Soviet capture and torture, not because he saw the gas bill?
... that Calvin and Hobbes was an action-packed buddy comedy series that ran from 1542-1549, featuring philosophers John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes as themselves?

... that playing Dungeons & Dragons has caused many teenagers to loose their grip on reality? (Pictured)

... that two peanuts were walking down a street and one was a salted?
... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
... that if we used a language without homonyms, a certain type of pun would be impossible, and thereby much gaiety would be lost?
... that Drake the type of dingbat to believe everything he reads on Uncyclopedia?
... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?
... that Wikipedia features DYKs about mosaic floors that were discovered between 1932 and 1939?
... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?

... that President Hoover (Pictured) was an actual hoover?

... that 100% of people who make good life choices die?
... that prune juice is the world's brownest juice, eventually?
... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
... that Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, the sister drug to Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination B, is very effective against Stupendous Tropical Meningitis?
... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
... that Hitler killed himself out of fear of Soviet capture and torture, not because he saw the gas bill?
... that Calvin and Hobbes was an action-packed buddy comedy series that ran from 1542-1549, featuring philosophers John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes as themselves?

... that playing Dungeons & Dragons has caused many teenagers to loose their grip on reality? (Pictured)

... that two peanuts were walking down a street and one was a salted?
... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
... that if we used a language without homonyms, a certain type of pun would be impossible, and thereby much gaiety would be lost?
... that Drake the type of dingbat to believe everything he reads on Uncyclopedia?
... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?
... that Wikipedia features DYKs about mosaic floors that were discovered between 1932 and 1939?
... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?

... that President Hoover (Pictured) was an actual hoover?

... that 100% of people who make good life choices die?
... that prune juice is the world's brownest juice, eventually?
... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
... that Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, the sister drug to Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination B, is very effective against Stupendous Tropical Meningitis?
... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
... that Hitler killed himself out of fear of Soviet capture and torture, not because he saw the gas bill?
... that Calvin and Hobbes was an action-packed buddy comedy series that ran from 1542-1549, featuring philosophers John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes as themselves?

... that playing Dungeons & Dragons has caused many teenagers to loose their grip on reality? (Pictured)

... that two peanuts were walking down a street and one was a salted?
... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
... that if we used a language without homonyms, a certain type of pun would be impossible, and thereby much gaiety would be lost?
... that Drake the type of dingbat to believe everything he reads on Uncyclopedia?
... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?
... that Wikipedia features DYKs about mosaic floors that were discovered between 1932 and 1939?
... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?

... that President Hoover (Pictured) was an actual hoover?

... that 100% of people who make good life choices die?
... that prune juice is the world's brownest juice, eventually?
... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
... that Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, the sister drug to Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination B, is very effective against Stupendous Tropical Meningitis?
... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
... that Hitler killed himself out of fear of Soviet capture and torture, not because he saw the gas bill?
... that Calvin and Hobbes was an action-packed buddy comedy series that ran from 1542-1549, featuring philosophers John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes as themselves?

... that playing Dungeons & Dragons has caused many teenagers to loose their grip on reality? (Pictured)

... that two peanuts were walking down a street and one was a salted?
... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
... that if we used a language without homonyms, a certain type of pun would be impossible, and thereby much gaiety would be lost?
... that Drake the type of dingbat to believe everything he reads on Uncyclopedia?
... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?
... that Wikipedia features DYKs about mosaic floors that were discovered between 1932 and 1939?
... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?

... that President Hoover (Pictured) was an actual hoover?

... that 100% of people who make good life choices die?
... that prune juice is the world's brownest juice, eventually?
... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
... that Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, the sister drug to Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination B, is very effective against Stupendous Tropical Meningitis?
... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
... that Hitler killed himself out of fear of Soviet capture and torture, not because he saw the gas bill?
... that Calvin and Hobbes was an action-packed buddy comedy series that ran from 1542-1549, featuring philosophers John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes as themselves?

... that playing Dungeons & Dragons has caused many teenagers to loose their grip on reality? (Pictured)

... that two peanuts were walking down a street and one was a salted?
... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
... that if we used a language without homonyms, a certain type of pun would be impossible, and thereby much gaiety would be lost?
... that Drake the type of dingbat to believe everything he reads on Uncyclopedia?
... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?
... that Wikipedia features DYKs about mosaic floors that were discovered between 1932 and 1939?
... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?

... that President Hoover (Pictured) was an actual hoover?

... that 100% of people who make good life choices die?
... that prune juice is the world's brownest juice, eventually?
... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
... that Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, the sister drug to Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination B, is very effective against Stupendous Tropical Meningitis?
... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
... that Hitler killed himself out of fear of Soviet capture and torture, not because he saw the gas bill?
... that Calvin and Hobbes was an action-packed buddy comedy series that ran from 1542-1549, featuring philosophers John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes as themselves?

... that playing Dungeons & Dragons has caused many teenagers to loose their grip on reality? (Pictured)

... that two peanuts were walking down a street and one was a salted?
... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
... that if we used a language without homonyms, a certain type of pun would be impossible, and thereby much gaiety would be lost?
... that Drake the type of dingbat to believe everything he reads on Uncyclopedia?
... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?
... that Wikipedia features DYKs about mosaic floors that were discovered between 1932 and 1939?
... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?

... that President Hoover (Pictured) was an actual hoover?

... that 100% of people who make good life choices die?
... that prune juice is the world's brownest juice, eventually?
... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
... that Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, the sister drug to Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination B, is very effective against Stupendous Tropical Meningitis?
... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
... that Hitler killed himself out of fear of Soviet capture and torture, not because he saw the gas bill?
... that Calvin and Hobbes was an action-packed buddy comedy series that ran from 1542-1549, featuring philosophers John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes as themselves?

... that playing Dungeons & Dragons has caused many teenagers to loose their grip on reality? (Pictured)

... that two peanuts were walking down a street and one was a salted?
... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
... that if we used a language without homonyms, a certain type of pun would be impossible, and thereby much gaiety would be lost?
... that Drake the type of dingbat to believe everything he reads on Uncyclopedia?
... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?
... that Wikipedia features DYKs about mosaic floors that were discovered between 1932 and 1939?
... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?

... that President Hoover (Pictured) was an actual hoover?

... that 100% of people who make good life choices die?
... that prune juice is the world's brownest juice, eventually?
... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
... that Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, the sister drug to Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination B, is very effective against Stupendous Tropical Meningitis?
... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
... that Hitler killed himself out of fear of Soviet capture and torture, not because he saw the gas bill?
... that Calvin and Hobbes was an action-packed buddy comedy series that ran from 1542-1549, featuring philosophers John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes as themselves?

... that playing Dungeons & Dragons has caused many teenagers to loose their grip on reality? (Pictured)

... that two peanuts were walking down a street and one was a salted?
... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
... that if we used a language without homonyms, a certain type of pun would be impossible, and thereby much gaiety would be lost?
... that Drake the type of dingbat to believe everything he reads on Uncyclopedia?
... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?
... that Wikipedia features DYKs about mosaic floors that were discovered between 1932 and 1939?
... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?

... that President Hoover (Pictured) was an actual hoover?

... that 100% of people who make good life choices die?
... that prune juice is the world's brownest juice, eventually?
... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
... that Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, the sister drug to Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination B, is very effective against Stupendous Tropical Meningitis?
... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
... that Hitler killed himself out of fear of Soviet capture and torture, not because he saw the gas bill?
... that Calvin and Hobbes was an action-packed buddy comedy series that ran from 1542-1549, featuring philosophers John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes as themselves?

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