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Today's Message of pain

Loneliness is the dark despair of solitude.

It is the feeling that no one loves me.
Not even my mom or my cat really understand the pain of Teenaged Angst.
No one understands me.
No one loves me.
My family claims that they do, but we all know they're lying.
God, I hate them so much; the fakes.
The only people who love me, The only ones who understand or care
All live in my iPod...

Valentines Day. People are supposed to be happy, right?
I'm not.
Not since she left me.
I guess she found someone more screwed up than I am,
or perhaps he's just more Scene than I, or maybe it's his hair.
It was the best three days of my life, though, with her.
She was so much better than the girl last week.
I let her draw Xs and Cut Lines on my wrists in sharpie.
They're still there, mocking me, reflecting the darkness in my soul.
They are tempting me.

Did you care...

... that the The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art will play host to some of Pau Pei's most groundbreaking works of concentric art? (Pictured)

... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
... that many diseases can be prevented by washing your hands before eating, after eating, during eating, and another couple of times just in case?
... that genocide is a perfectly healthy response to any personal problems you may have?
... that Ram Ranch really rocks?
... that the sport of Water Polo can be greatly improved with the addition of sharks?
... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
... that being safe with guns is- *BANG*

... that Vincent Price is laughing at you from the grave? (Pictured)

... that those suspicious white spots on your professor's blazer are in fact mayonnaise?
... that the national pastime of Palestine is Stone the Israeli Tank?
... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
... that the process of dying and coming back to life as a cow is known as reincownation?
... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
... that to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's Ode to the Monotony of Life may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together?
... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?

... that the The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art will play host to some of Pau Pei's most groundbreaking works of concentric art? (Pictured)

... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
... that many diseases can be prevented by washing your hands before eating, after eating, during eating, and another couple of times just in case?
... that genocide is a perfectly healthy response to any personal problems you may have?
... that Ram Ranch really rocks?
... that the sport of Water Polo can be greatly improved with the addition of sharks?
... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
... that being safe with guns is- *BANG*

... that Vincent Price is laughing at you from the grave? (Pictured)

... that those suspicious white spots on your professor's blazer are in fact mayonnaise?
... that the national pastime of Palestine is Stone the Israeli Tank?
... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
... that the process of dying and coming back to life as a cow is known as reincownation?
... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
... that to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's Ode to the Monotony of Life may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together?
... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?

... that the The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art will play host to some of Pau Pei's most groundbreaking works of concentric art? (Pictured)

... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
... that many diseases can be prevented by washing your hands before eating, after eating, during eating, and another couple of times just in case?
... that genocide is a perfectly healthy response to any personal problems you may have?
... that Ram Ranch really rocks?
... that the sport of Water Polo can be greatly improved with the addition of sharks?
... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
... that being safe with guns is- *BANG*

... that Vincent Price is laughing at you from the grave? (Pictured)

... that those suspicious white spots on your professor's blazer are in fact mayonnaise?
... that the national pastime of Palestine is Stone the Israeli Tank?
... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
... that the process of dying and coming back to life as a cow is known as reincownation?
... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
... that to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's Ode to the Monotony of Life may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together?
... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?

... that the The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art will play host to some of Pau Pei's most groundbreaking works of concentric art? (Pictured)

... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
... that many diseases can be prevented by washing your hands before eating, after eating, during eating, and another couple of times just in case?
... that genocide is a perfectly healthy response to any personal problems you may have?
... that Ram Ranch really rocks?
... that the sport of Water Polo can be greatly improved with the addition of sharks?
... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
... that being safe with guns is- *BANG*

... that Vincent Price is laughing at you from the grave? (Pictured)

... that those suspicious white spots on your professor's blazer are in fact mayonnaise?
... that the national pastime of Palestine is Stone the Israeli Tank?
... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
... that the process of dying and coming back to life as a cow is known as reincownation?
... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
... that to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's Ode to the Monotony of Life may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together?
... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?

... that the The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art will play host to some of Pau Pei's most groundbreaking works of concentric art? (Pictured)

... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
... that many diseases can be prevented by washing your hands before eating, after eating, during eating, and another couple of times just in case?
... that genocide is a perfectly healthy response to any personal problems you may have?
... that Ram Ranch really rocks?
... that the sport of Water Polo can be greatly improved with the addition of sharks?
... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
... that being safe with guns is- *BANG*

... that Vincent Price is laughing at you from the grave? (Pictured)

... that those suspicious white spots on your professor's blazer are in fact mayonnaise?
... that the national pastime of Palestine is Stone the Israeli Tank?
... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
... that the process of dying and coming back to life as a cow is known as reincownation?
... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
... that to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's Ode to the Monotony of Life may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together?
... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?

... that the The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art will play host to some of Pau Pei's most groundbreaking works of concentric art? (Pictured)

... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
... that many diseases can be prevented by washing your hands before eating, after eating, during eating, and another couple of times just in case?
... that genocide is a perfectly healthy response to any personal problems you may have?
... that Ram Ranch really rocks?
... that the sport of Water Polo can be greatly improved with the addition of sharks?
... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
... that being safe with guns is- *BANG*

... that Vincent Price is laughing at you from the grave? (Pictured)

... that those suspicious white spots on your professor's blazer are in fact mayonnaise?
... that the national pastime of Palestine is Stone the Israeli Tank?
... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
... that the process of dying and coming back to life as a cow is known as reincownation?
... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
... that to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's Ode to the Monotony of Life may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together?
... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?

... that the The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art will play host to some of Pau Pei's most groundbreaking works of concentric art? (Pictured)

... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
... that many diseases can be prevented by washing your hands before eating, after eating, during eating, and another couple of times just in case?
... that genocide is a perfectly healthy response to any personal problems you may have?
... that Ram Ranch really rocks?
... that the sport of Water Polo can be greatly improved with the addition of sharks?
... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
... that being safe with guns is- *BANG*

... that Vincent Price is laughing at you from the grave? (Pictured)

... that those suspicious white spots on your professor's blazer are in fact mayonnaise?
... that the national pastime of Palestine is Stone the Israeli Tank?
... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
... that the process of dying and coming back to life as a cow is known as reincownation?
... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
... that to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's Ode to the Monotony of Life may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together?
... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?

... that the The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art will play host to some of Pau Pei's most groundbreaking works of concentric art? (Pictured)

... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
... that many diseases can be prevented by washing your hands before eating, after eating, during eating, and another couple of times just in case?
... that genocide is a perfectly healthy response to any personal problems you may have?
... that Ram Ranch really rocks?
... that the sport of Water Polo can be greatly improved with the addition of sharks?
... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
... that being safe with guns is- *BANG*

... that Vincent Price is laughing at you from the grave? (Pictured)

... that those suspicious white spots on your professor's blazer are in fact mayonnaise?
... that the national pastime of Palestine is Stone the Israeli Tank?
... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
... that the process of dying and coming back to life as a cow is known as reincownation?
... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
... that to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's Ode to the Monotony of Life may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together?
... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?

... that the The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art will play host to some of Pau Pei's most groundbreaking works of concentric art? (Pictured)

... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
... that many diseases can be prevented by washing your hands before eating, after eating, during eating, and another couple of times just in case?
... that genocide is a perfectly healthy response to any personal problems you may have?
... that Ram Ranch really rocks?
... that the sport of Water Polo can be greatly improved with the addition of sharks?
... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
... that being safe with guns is- *BANG*

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