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Today's Message of pain

Loneliness is the dark despair of solitude.

It is the feeling that no one loves me.
Not even my mom or my cat really understand the pain of Teenaged Angst.
No one understands me.
No one loves me.
My family claims that they do, but we all know they're lying.
God, I hate them so much; the fakes.
The only people who love me, The only ones who understand or care
All live in my iPod...

Valentines Day. People are supposed to be happy, right?
I'm not.
Not since she left me.
I guess she found someone more screwed up than I am,
or perhaps he's just more Scene than I, or maybe it's his hair.
It was the best three days of my life, though, with her.
She was so much better than the girl last week.
I let her draw Xs and Cut Lines on my wrists in sharpie.
They're still there, mocking me, reflecting the darkness in my soul.
They are tempting me.

Did you care...

... that it is most certainly not beneficial to Society to monitor Internet use? (Pictured)

... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
... that it's probably not the weekend (The chance is 5/7)?
... that torture is better to give than to receive?
... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
... that the Russian Reversal is the common English term for the phenomenon during which a person descended from Russia is spontaneously turned around?
... that Deus ex machina is Latin for "cop out"?
... that the amazing sensation of excruciatingly warm liquid on the genitals is just one of many reasons to pour boiling hot water down your trousers?

... that I'm secretly looking for Nazi Gold right now? (Pictured)

... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
... that recent advances in nanobiotechnology have led to advanced, implantable music players capable of holding up to three seconds of low-quality MP3 audio?
... that genocide is a perfectly healthy response to any personal problems you may have?
... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish?
... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask!

... that it is most certainly not beneficial to Society to monitor Internet use? (Pictured)

... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
... that it's probably not the weekend (The chance is 5/7)?
... that torture is better to give than to receive?
... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
... that the Russian Reversal is the common English term for the phenomenon during which a person descended from Russia is spontaneously turned around?
... that Deus ex machina is Latin for "cop out"?
... that the amazing sensation of excruciatingly warm liquid on the genitals is just one of many reasons to pour boiling hot water down your trousers?

... that I'm secretly looking for Nazi Gold right now? (Pictured)

... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
... that recent advances in nanobiotechnology have led to advanced, implantable music players capable of holding up to three seconds of low-quality MP3 audio?
... that genocide is a perfectly healthy response to any personal problems you may have?
... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish?
... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask!

... that it is most certainly not beneficial to Society to monitor Internet use? (Pictured)

... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
... that it's probably not the weekend (The chance is 5/7)?
... that torture is better to give than to receive?
... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
... that the Russian Reversal is the common English term for the phenomenon during which a person descended from Russia is spontaneously turned around?
... that Deus ex machina is Latin for "cop out"?
... that the amazing sensation of excruciatingly warm liquid on the genitals is just one of many reasons to pour boiling hot water down your trousers?

... that I'm secretly looking for Nazi Gold right now? (Pictured)

... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
... that recent advances in nanobiotechnology have led to advanced, implantable music players capable of holding up to three seconds of low-quality MP3 audio?
... that genocide is a perfectly healthy response to any personal problems you may have?
... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish?
... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask!

... that it is most certainly not beneficial to Society to monitor Internet use? (Pictured)

... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
... that it's probably not the weekend (The chance is 5/7)?
... that torture is better to give than to receive?
... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
... that the Russian Reversal is the common English term for the phenomenon during which a person descended from Russia is spontaneously turned around?
... that Deus ex machina is Latin for "cop out"?
... that the amazing sensation of excruciatingly warm liquid on the genitals is just one of many reasons to pour boiling hot water down your trousers?

... that I'm secretly looking for Nazi Gold right now? (Pictured)

... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
... that recent advances in nanobiotechnology have led to advanced, implantable music players capable of holding up to three seconds of low-quality MP3 audio?
... that genocide is a perfectly healthy response to any personal problems you may have?
... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish?
... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask!

... that it is most certainly not beneficial to Society to monitor Internet use? (Pictured)

... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
... that it's probably not the weekend (The chance is 5/7)?
... that torture is better to give than to receive?
... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
... that the Russian Reversal is the common English term for the phenomenon during which a person descended from Russia is spontaneously turned around?
... that Deus ex machina is Latin for "cop out"?
... that the amazing sensation of excruciatingly warm liquid on the genitals is just one of many reasons to pour boiling hot water down your trousers?

... that I'm secretly looking for Nazi Gold right now? (Pictured)

... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
... that recent advances in nanobiotechnology have led to advanced, implantable music players capable of holding up to three seconds of low-quality MP3 audio?
... that genocide is a perfectly healthy response to any personal problems you may have?
... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish?
... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask!

... that it is most certainly not beneficial to Society to monitor Internet use? (Pictured)

... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
... that it's probably not the weekend (The chance is 5/7)?
... that torture is better to give than to receive?
... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
... that the Russian Reversal is the common English term for the phenomenon during which a person descended from Russia is spontaneously turned around?
... that Deus ex machina is Latin for "cop out"?
... that the amazing sensation of excruciatingly warm liquid on the genitals is just one of many reasons to pour boiling hot water down your trousers?

... that I'm secretly looking for Nazi Gold right now? (Pictured)

... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
... that recent advances in nanobiotechnology have led to advanced, implantable music players capable of holding up to three seconds of low-quality MP3 audio?
... that genocide is a perfectly healthy response to any personal problems you may have?
... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish?
... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask!

... that it is most certainly not beneficial to Society to monitor Internet use? (Pictured)

... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
... that it's probably not the weekend (The chance is 5/7)?
... that torture is better to give than to receive?
... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
... that the Russian Reversal is the common English term for the phenomenon during which a person descended from Russia is spontaneously turned around?
... that Deus ex machina is Latin for "cop out"?
... that the amazing sensation of excruciatingly warm liquid on the genitals is just one of many reasons to pour boiling hot water down your trousers?

... that I'm secretly looking for Nazi Gold right now? (Pictured)

... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
... that recent advances in nanobiotechnology have led to advanced, implantable music players capable of holding up to three seconds of low-quality MP3 audio?
... that genocide is a perfectly healthy response to any personal problems you may have?
... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish?
... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask!

... that it is most certainly not beneficial to Society to monitor Internet use? (Pictured)

... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
... that it's probably not the weekend (The chance is 5/7)?
... that torture is better to give than to receive?
... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
... that the Russian Reversal is the common English term for the phenomenon during which a person descended from Russia is spontaneously turned around?
... that Deus ex machina is Latin for "cop out"?
... that the amazing sensation of excruciatingly warm liquid on the genitals is just one of many reasons to pour boiling hot water down your trousers?

... that I'm secretly looking for Nazi Gold right now? (Pictured)

... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
... that recent advances in nanobiotechnology have led to advanced, implantable music players capable of holding up to three seconds of low-quality MP3 audio?
... that genocide is a perfectly healthy response to any personal problems you may have?
... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish?
... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask!

... that it is most certainly not beneficial to Society to monitor Internet use? (Pictured)

... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
... that it's probably not the weekend (The chance is 5/7)?
... that torture is better to give than to receive?
... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
... that the Russian Reversal is the common English term for the phenomenon during which a person descended from Russia is spontaneously turned around?
... that Deus ex machina is Latin for "cop out"?
... that the amazing sensation of excruciatingly warm liquid on the genitals is just one of many reasons to pour boiling hot water down your trousers?

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