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Today's Message of pain

Loneliness is the dark despair of solitude.

It is the feeling that no one loves me.
Not even my mom or my cat really understand the pain of Teenaged Angst.
No one understands me.
No one loves me.
My family claims that they do, but we all know they're lying.
God, I hate them so much; the fakes.
The only people who love me, The only ones who understand or care
All live in my iPod...

Valentines Day. People are supposed to be happy, right?
I'm not.
Not since she left me.
I guess she found someone more screwed up than I am,
or perhaps he's just more Scene than I, or maybe it's his hair.
It was the best three days of my life, though, with her.
She was so much better than the girl last week.
I let her draw Xs and Cut Lines on my wrists in sharpie.
They're still there, mocking me, reflecting the darkness in my soul.
They are tempting me.

Did you care...

... that in another time and place Rod Serling existed as a discarded cardboard cutout on the set of the Twilight Zone? (Pictured)

... that nobody asked?
... that Calvin and Hobbes was an action-packed buddy comedy series that ran from 1542-1549, featuring philosophers John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes as themselves?
... that if Abraham Lincoln was alive today, he would be clawing desperately at the lid of his coffin and screaming for help?
... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
... that Freddie Mercury was banned in some European countries due to his extremely radioactive last name?
... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?

... that RealDonaldTrump is a cannibal? (Pictured)

... that gender is a scam invented in 1825 to sell more bathrooms?
... that Jimmy Mozzarella is pissing in your closet?
... that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.
... that sheep shrink when it rains?
... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
... that hitting your kids may be beneficial to their health, or at the very least amusing to you?

... that in another time and place Rod Serling existed as a discarded cardboard cutout on the set of the Twilight Zone? (Pictured)

... that nobody asked?
... that Calvin and Hobbes was an action-packed buddy comedy series that ran from 1542-1549, featuring philosophers John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes as themselves?
... that if Abraham Lincoln was alive today, he would be clawing desperately at the lid of his coffin and screaming for help?
... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
... that Freddie Mercury was banned in some European countries due to his extremely radioactive last name?
... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?

... that RealDonaldTrump is a cannibal? (Pictured)

... that gender is a scam invented in 1825 to sell more bathrooms?
... that Jimmy Mozzarella is pissing in your closet?
... that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.
... that sheep shrink when it rains?
... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
... that hitting your kids may be beneficial to their health, or at the very least amusing to you?

... that in another time and place Rod Serling existed as a discarded cardboard cutout on the set of the Twilight Zone? (Pictured)

... that nobody asked?
... that Calvin and Hobbes was an action-packed buddy comedy series that ran from 1542-1549, featuring philosophers John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes as themselves?
... that if Abraham Lincoln was alive today, he would be clawing desperately at the lid of his coffin and screaming for help?
... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
... that Freddie Mercury was banned in some European countries due to his extremely radioactive last name?
... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?

... that RealDonaldTrump is a cannibal? (Pictured)

... that gender is a scam invented in 1825 to sell more bathrooms?
... that Jimmy Mozzarella is pissing in your closet?
... that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.
... that sheep shrink when it rains?
... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
... that hitting your kids may be beneficial to their health, or at the very least amusing to you?

... that in another time and place Rod Serling existed as a discarded cardboard cutout on the set of the Twilight Zone? (Pictured)

... that nobody asked?
... that Calvin and Hobbes was an action-packed buddy comedy series that ran from 1542-1549, featuring philosophers John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes as themselves?
... that if Abraham Lincoln was alive today, he would be clawing desperately at the lid of his coffin and screaming for help?
... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
... that Freddie Mercury was banned in some European countries due to his extremely radioactive last name?
... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?

... that RealDonaldTrump is a cannibal? (Pictured)

... that gender is a scam invented in 1825 to sell more bathrooms?
... that Jimmy Mozzarella is pissing in your closet?
... that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.
... that sheep shrink when it rains?
... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
... that hitting your kids may be beneficial to their health, or at the very least amusing to you?

... that in another time and place Rod Serling existed as a discarded cardboard cutout on the set of the Twilight Zone? (Pictured)

... that nobody asked?
... that Calvin and Hobbes was an action-packed buddy comedy series that ran from 1542-1549, featuring philosophers John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes as themselves?
... that if Abraham Lincoln was alive today, he would be clawing desperately at the lid of his coffin and screaming for help?
... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
... that Freddie Mercury was banned in some European countries due to his extremely radioactive last name?
... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?

... that RealDonaldTrump is a cannibal? (Pictured)

... that gender is a scam invented in 1825 to sell more bathrooms?
... that Jimmy Mozzarella is pissing in your closet?
... that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.
... that sheep shrink when it rains?
... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
... that hitting your kids may be beneficial to their health, or at the very least amusing to you?

... that in another time and place Rod Serling existed as a discarded cardboard cutout on the set of the Twilight Zone? (Pictured)

... that nobody asked?
... that Calvin and Hobbes was an action-packed buddy comedy series that ran from 1542-1549, featuring philosophers John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes as themselves?
... that if Abraham Lincoln was alive today, he would be clawing desperately at the lid of his coffin and screaming for help?
... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
... that Freddie Mercury was banned in some European countries due to his extremely radioactive last name?
... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?

... that RealDonaldTrump is a cannibal? (Pictured)

... that gender is a scam invented in 1825 to sell more bathrooms?
... that Jimmy Mozzarella is pissing in your closet?
... that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.
... that sheep shrink when it rains?
... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
... that hitting your kids may be beneficial to their health, or at the very least amusing to you?

... that in another time and place Rod Serling existed as a discarded cardboard cutout on the set of the Twilight Zone? (Pictured)

... that nobody asked?
... that Calvin and Hobbes was an action-packed buddy comedy series that ran from 1542-1549, featuring philosophers John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes as themselves?
... that if Abraham Lincoln was alive today, he would be clawing desperately at the lid of his coffin and screaming for help?
... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
... that Freddie Mercury was banned in some European countries due to his extremely radioactive last name?
... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?

... that RealDonaldTrump is a cannibal? (Pictured)

... that gender is a scam invented in 1825 to sell more bathrooms?
... that Jimmy Mozzarella is pissing in your closet?
... that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.
... that sheep shrink when it rains?
... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
... that hitting your kids may be beneficial to their health, or at the very least amusing to you?

... that in another time and place Rod Serling existed as a discarded cardboard cutout on the set of the Twilight Zone? (Pictured)

... that nobody asked?
... that Calvin and Hobbes was an action-packed buddy comedy series that ran from 1542-1549, featuring philosophers John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes as themselves?
... that if Abraham Lincoln was alive today, he would be clawing desperately at the lid of his coffin and screaming for help?
... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
... that Freddie Mercury was banned in some European countries due to his extremely radioactive last name?
... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?

... that RealDonaldTrump is a cannibal? (Pictured)

... that gender is a scam invented in 1825 to sell more bathrooms?
... that Jimmy Mozzarella is pissing in your closet?
... that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.
... that sheep shrink when it rains?
... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
... that hitting your kids may be beneficial to their health, or at the very least amusing to you?

... that in another time and place Rod Serling existed as a discarded cardboard cutout on the set of the Twilight Zone? (Pictured)

... that nobody asked?
... that Calvin and Hobbes was an action-packed buddy comedy series that ran from 1542-1549, featuring philosophers John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes as themselves?
... that if Abraham Lincoln was alive today, he would be clawing desperately at the lid of his coffin and screaming for help?
... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
... that Freddie Mercury was banned in some European countries due to his extremely radioactive last name?
... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?

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