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Did you know...

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  • ... that the waterways of Oslo, Norway are much like Venice, except that they are open sewers? (Pictured)
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  • ... that Karen is a female given name meaning "she who wants to see the manager"?
  • ... the muffin man?
  • ... that the moon is not made of cheese, but magnesium of milk powder, which explains why everyone that ever goes there feels sick when they come back?
  • ... that every time you blink, you get transported to another alternative Universe?
  • ... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
  • ... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?
  • ... that 100% of divorces start with marriage?
Broek.jpg
  • ... that the waterways of Oslo, Norway are much like Venice, except that they are open sewers? (Pictured)
Putinadams.png
  • ... that Karen is a female given name meaning "she who wants to see the manager"?
  • ... the muffin man?
  • ... that the moon is not made of cheese, but magnesium of milk powder, which explains why everyone that ever goes there feels sick when they come back?
  • ... that every time you blink, you get transported to another alternative Universe?
  • ... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
  • ... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?
  • ... that 100% of divorces start with marriage?
Broek.jpg
  • ... that the waterways of Oslo, Norway are much like Venice, except that they are open sewers? (Pictured)
Putinadams.png
  • ... that Karen is a female given name meaning "she who wants to see the manager"?
  • ... the muffin man?
  • ... that the moon is not made of cheese, but magnesium of milk powder, which explains why everyone that ever goes there feels sick when they come back?
  • ... that every time you blink, you get transported to another alternative Universe?
  • ... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
  • ... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?
  • ... that 100% of divorces start with marriage?
Broek.jpg
  • ... that the waterways of Oslo, Norway are much like Venice, except that they are open sewers? (Pictured)

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  • 1890 - Oscar Wilde pens his novel The Picture of Dorian Gray in the vicinity of one of his favorite sources of inspiration, a kitchen sink.
  • 1919 - The Treaty of Versailles is dictated to several secretaries, ending World War I. One of them is a German spy and covertly adds a clause mandating a sequel.
  • 1931 - The electric guitar is introduced, resulting in the genre of Rock 'n Roll being born and enjoying its peak during the Great Depression.
  • 1943 - In the last recorded mounted cavalry charge, soldiers on horseback from Austria-Hungary charge a battalion of Russian tanks and succeed in destroying 80% of them using only their broadswords and ceremonial poofy hats.
  • 1993 - The first video is uploaded on the internet: a skin flute performance.
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So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.

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