Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BITCH'DOM DeLUISE'FUCK'COCKING FUCKBOROUGH'SHIT'FUCKSTAIN'FUCKTARD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a TUBA look at the BEAVER talk page of this PEARL NECKLACE article for notes or discussion before COCKSUCKER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BALL SACK neurochemical FUCK disorder NAZI characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WANK, sudden KIKE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CAMEL FUCKER or SCUMBUCKET vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly YOU WANKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DYKE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKWIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FRED PHELPS TITTYWANK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHIT utterFUCKance of socially FUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKHEAD television programs to address ASS Tourette's syndrome.

BOOBIES Tourette's is OH SHI– not to be GOD DAMN confused with NIGNOG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PEARL NECKLACE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves YOU WANKER random I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL disorientation, culturally-POOPOO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHICKEN SHIT language, SHUT UP, MEG! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BIG FOOT SUCK MY COCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHIT LIKE A HORSE souvenir shoppes and massive LAKE TITICACA quantities DIPSHIT of ANAL DIABETES DOUCHETITS garbage.

Darnit.

A BOOBS Polite Note to the CUNT CRAPPER Author:

The SEMEN Tourette's LIKE FATHER LIKE SON Research Institute was MOTHERFUCKER founded to PIECE OF SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TWAT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BOB SAGET article FUCKWIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PECKERHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance POOPY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RAGHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BLUE PENIS! Tourrette's sufferers ASS swear. You can DOT HEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WIGGER TV, for always focusing on the NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES bad side of a terrible WOP thing.
• The main FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CHOAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOD DAMMIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SEMEN knee SAGGY TITS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCK OFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BULLSHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT school for SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BIG FOOT sufferers to become DYKE manically depressed and SHITE commit ARSEBADGERS suicide.
• There is no AY-AY-AY cure, and the PISS ARTIST drugs that are available to, "calm" the COCK tics often have adverse DOUCHE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WIENER perodol" which caused my entire BITCH body to go WANK numb and FRITZ basically made it NIGGA! worse than BATHING SUIT AREA it is without the RAT'S COCK drug.

I am an active member of a BLOWJOB tourette syndrome BALL SACK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICKFACE the BELLEND public view of Tourettes as a "NAZI swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHIT LIKE A HORSE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITCOCK sorry for CHOAD KISSER "hi-jacking" your DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNT this that really FLYING FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a TITTYWANK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HELL article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PUNANI, and making fun of a CHOAD KISSER horrible disorder is (not) MONKEY'S UNCLE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BOOBS time.

Best CAMEL FUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT PROTESTS reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FALUN GONG Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those AMERICA'S GREAT! countries. When showing ELECTION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHIST MONK in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your RIGHTS capitalist society MONASTERIES.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. LET'S SHIT Regards to Andrew BITCH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The DICKFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can DAMN punch him if you FUCKSTAIN want to.

As a HIV NEGATIVE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock KU KLUX KLAN offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my I'LL RAPE YOU intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WANK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DUMBASS and BITCH playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKING JUMP! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BUTTFUCKER BAND WITH 4 JACKASS SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MOTHERFUCKER HORSE! WANK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WANK'S HOUSE

How FUCK OFF to FUCKSTAIN cure POLAK the BITCH Tourette's FUCKWIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CHICKEN SHIT for FUCKING Tourette's COCKSHITTER Syndrome TWO-INCH PENIS is GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS following BITCH these FOUR-EYES rules WOP in WILLY WONKA order:

• 1: Avoid RAT'S COCK immature GANGBANG little SOD kids,
• 2: Count to MALL SANTA within INJUN 10 FUCKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FLYING RAT'S ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST nor FUCKFACE talk,
• 4: Tell ASS FASCIST yourself you DICKHEAD don't ASSCRACK have BOOBS this GOD DAMN disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISS ARTIST WITH NASTY DONALD RUMSFELD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HORSE SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WANK last straw CHIGGER!

I fucking put COMMUNIST DILDO' my comment at the TOP OF THE PENISFUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PIECE OF SHIT the TOP OF SHITE THIS SHITCOCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SONNY BILL WILLIAMS offensive. CRAPPY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM people who try BITCH to battle CUNT LAPPER'ASSFACE that tight-ass RAT'S COCK 17-year-FUCK YOU—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CHINK it now, but someone said OSTRICH MY ASS' GREASER SHIT'CUM on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BALLS is a laughing SHITSLINGING matter. Plus there SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on RANDY TRAVIS Uncyclopedia, there are PIECE OF SHIT articles COCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITE stuff. So DOUCHING that means SHITE stop getting mad at the FLYING RAT'S ASS first part too and SCUMBAG talking about the BOB SAGET letter that it's SON OF A BITCH mocking (what AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI letter? I don't even know what OLD CHRIST OF A the heck you're talking about). Adrian FAG hi self GOD BLESS AMERICA even made a really BUKKAKE good point. "It's WANK nothing more CLEVELAND STEAMER from a head nod to a CLUSTER FUCK knee tick". FUCKTARD. Which I'll add ASSWIPE onto LET'S SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! suffer that CUNT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DICKFACE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHING CHONG CHINK be, because if I were a SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PISS OFF MY ASS hilarious. If you NECROPHILIA Want facts, go on ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA be offended, don't read DIRTY SANCHEZ the freaking CUNT article anyway.

DICKFACE FUCK PENIS DONKEY DICK DICKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS POWERSHIT GANGBANG TIMBER NIGGER TACO

BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKSTAIN BOLLOCKS COMMUNIST DILDO CUNTYMINTS SHITE TITTIES SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! NAZI PENIS lowercase PISSHOLE BASTARD ANAL DIPSHIT BASTARD SHITTY GANGBANG ASS FASCIST WOP CARPET MUNCHER BRUSH MA TEETH SHITFUCKER SON OF A BITCH YID WIENER SHITE SCROTUM PISS INCEST PIG BUGGER OFF SCROTUM HELL SHAKOPEE ASS JAP NAZI BONER MICK HELL BULLCRAP WOP ANUSCAKE PAKI LET'S SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SAGGY TITS DIPSHIT OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SOD BUTTFUCKER DICK IN A BOX NIPPLES POWERSHIT SNUFF PORN CHOAD BOLLOCKS DAMN SHITE SHIT WEHATEMARIO CHOAD PAKI DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE SHIT LIKE A HORSE DICKHEAD FAG FROG NIPPLES DAMN IT CHUFF HITLER TITS FUDGEPACKER FUCKWIT CUNT PUSSY CHOAD SHITHEAD ASSWIPE GOOK RAPE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITFACE ASSWIPE EMO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLIT NIGGER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! TAFFY ARSE KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 DUNE COON FUCKWIT POLACK ASSRAMMER FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK FRED PHELPS P'KANG CLUSTER FUCK DICKHEAD BONER SHITFACE NECROPHILIA WANKSPLAT [expletive deleted] RAGHEAD BALL SACK TIMBER NIGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER P'KANG BUTTFUCKER BUTT PIRATE BASTARD PISS UP MY ARSE PISS ARTIST BALLS FUCK EMO MY ANUS IS BLEEDING RAGHEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES YOUR MOM GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER JIGGABOO HELLFIRE FAG BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS BIRD SHIT WANK BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHITCOCK FUDGEPACKER FUCKFACE PENISFUCK ABO WANKER BUTT PIRATE HELL FLYING FUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CHINK TOWELHEAD TOURETTE'S SYNDROME PUSSY PUNANI SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? JERK OFF PRICK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BUTTFUCKER SHITPISSER BUGGER OFF TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! JAP MOCCASINS RAT'S COCK NI WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BASTARD [Insert silly non-swear here] MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSHOLE DILDO SOD PIG FROG BALLS AUTOFELLATIO SACRED DICKFACE GOD DAMN BIRD SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOD DAMMIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! DOODIE HEAD CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD TWAT DAMN IT FUCKTARD LET'S SHIT ORGASM IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITFUCKER DICKFACE FUCK CLUSTER FUCK FUCKHEAD DICKHEAD BATHING SUIT AREA ASSWIPE BOLLOCKS NAZI PISS FELCHING SHIT PENIS DICK CHICKEN CUNTYMINTS KRAUT DONKEY DICK PRICK CUNNILINGUS AUTOFELLATIO MARGARET THATCHER WETBACK CRAPFUCKER I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY AY-AY-AY SHITTY TITTYWANK DIPSHIT FUCKTARD PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS SHIT DAMN SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN GRAPE PENIS CUM CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT O CANADA GOBSHITE I WILL END YOU! HORSE SHIT DICK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKBAG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HO ASSWIPE PEEPEE ASSHAT FUCKFACE ASSFACE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD NIGGER O KURWA! PISS OFF BUTTFUCKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WIKIPEDIA DICK BIGNOSE NI POMMIE GOD DAMMIT PISS OFF ROSIE O'DONNELL GIVING HEAD FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MILF WHITE RIGHTS SHITE JACK OFF CUNTING ASSCRACK GENITALIA BEANER ASSRAMMER BALLS HORSE SHIT FUCKSTAIN SHITE GOD DAMMIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS HONKY BUGGER OFF ASS FASCIST COON ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD SHITTY HOSER BITCH CRAPFUCKER CUNT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMN FUCKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKFACE FIST FUCK BLOWJOB BIRD SHIT PORCH MONKEY JACKASS SHIT CONDOMS FUCKFACE NAZI NIPPLES BULLSHIT NIPPLES LICK PUSSY DIPSHIT FLYING FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ARSEBADGERS CUNTYMINTS BIRD SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS DICK PISS ARTIST SCUMBAG BITCH SCUMBAG POMMIE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TURD BASTARD TWISTY VAGINA NICARAGUA PORCH MONKEY DICK CHICKEN FIST FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY DICKWAD KAFFIR FUCKHEAD DAGO FAG CRAP ON A STICK ASSFACE FUCK OFF FELCHING WETBACK JERK OFF SEX GOD DAMMIT ANUSCAKE NIGGER TITS FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN YOUR MOM CUNT COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKFACE WOP GYPSY WANKSPLAT BOON GREASER COCK BIGNOSE FUCK OFF BELLEND BUKKAKE suck my mothers FUCK OFF FENCE JUMPER HELL DICKFACE ASS BITCH WOODPECKERSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FELLATIO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE NORTH KOREA JIGGABOO SACRAMENTO BASEBALL ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WILLY WONKA ASS FASCIST GOBSHITE FUCKTARD TURD MILF TOSSER KRAUT FUCK FELLATIO DOUCHE NAZI MARY WHITEHOUSE INBRED HELL SHITCUNTING BULLSHIT HORSE PENIS DONKEY DICK JERRY FUCK OFF VAGINA KIDDY FIDDLER GYPSY DIPSHIT TITS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! INCEST TITTYWANK CONDOMS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKBAG POLAK RAT'S COCK ORGASM BEAVER HORSE PENIS PUSSY SCROTUM FELCHING SHITTY MALARKY FUCKFACE BITCH BOOBIES SHITE [expletive deleted] FUCK BASTARD TRANNY ASS SHUT UP, MEG! SHIT BASTARD WIENER BASTARD DOUCHEBAG COCKSMOKER HIGH WAGES DILDO DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKFUCKFUCK BUTTFUCKER NECROPHILIA 666 SPIC PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FELCHING PISSHOLE LAKE TITICACA FUCKBAG ASSHOLE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SAND NIGGER FELCHING DAMN CANNED QUOTE TITS MOCKIE MOTHERFUCKER DOT HEAD COCKSHITTER HELL AMERICA ONLINE BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER TWAT TWAT SHIT BONG WIGGER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? POOPOO I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! HO DUNE COON FALSE BENSON BAD MOTHERFUCKER POOPOO KAFFIR BLUE PENIS! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RICK MORANIS BEAVER PRICK BITCH FELCHING SHITHEAD AAAAAAAAA! CUNTSWILLING NAZI WETBACK PISS GOD DAMMIT NIGNOG ASSHAT GOD DAMN HEIL HITLER! WANKSPLAT PENIS ON A STICK ASSRAPING TITTYWANK CHOAD BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY JACKASS EAT MY SHIT! BLUMPKIN FUCKING A CAPTAIN CRUNCH SAGGY TITS JESSE McCARTNEY WANK BOOBS RAT'S COCK DICKFACE ASS FASCIST GOD DAMMIT TWAT DOG FUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITE ASSCRACK AUTOFELLATIO SHITCOCK BOOBIES FOUR-EYES HI, BILLY MAYS HERE NAZI I WILL END YOU! HELL ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NAZI FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHIT ARSE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TAMPONS SHITSLINGING KIDDY FIDDLER EPIDIDYMIS ASSWIPE JENKEM HELL HAIL SATAN! BUGGER OFF NIGGER PISS ARTIST BUTT PIRATE CHENEY SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA COLGATE FUCKHEAD DOG FUCKER BUTT PIRATE FUCKWIT CHENEY CLIT ASS HO FUCKER DAMN SHIT CRAPPY CUNT CUNT PISS OFF PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! ASSCRACK SEMEN CLUSTER FUCK CUM RAPE CHICKEN SHIT COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK FELCHMONKEY TITWANK HELL BIGNOSE BOOBIES ARSE FUCKING CUNT NEGRO TOTAL FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSWIPE FUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL P'KANG PRICK AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! PENIS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FRENCH TICKLER SCROTUM BOOBS DOUCHE BUKKAKE ASSHAT EMO COON FUCKHEAD I RAPE WALRUSES! MASTURBATION MY COMMUNION WAFER OF RAGHEAD NI YOUR MOM HENTAI SPUNK BOOBS WIENER TIT SPRINKLES LENS CRAFTERS RAT'S COCK REDNECK DOUCHING SPIC WOODPECKERSHIT POMMIE JERK OFF FUCKWIT PRICK BUTT-HOLE FROG'S FAT ASS BOOBS I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK OFF BASTARD YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN TRANNY KRAUT TWISTY VAGINA DICK CHICKEN PISS CHOAD KISSER O CANADA GOD DAMN LHASA FUCK COCK JACKASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BASTARD QUEEF GOD DAMMIT 666 RAT'S COCK BONER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITFUCKER DOUCHETITS MALL SANTA ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKING I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT BLOWJOB DOUCHEBAG GENITALIA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WALRUS SHIT DAMMIT FUCKFACE LAKE TITICACA VAGINA GIVING HEAD CLUSTER FUCK NIGNOG FUCK DOUCHETITS BUTT PIRATE CHUCK NORRIS FLYING FUCK FENCE JUMPER O KURWA! PRICK TURD HOSER JOHN SMILEY FACE GIVING HEAD SHIT PENIS BUTTFUCKER MOLDY TITS FRAK FOUR-EYES FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS OSTRICH MY ASS COCKSUCKER CHOLERA IS FUN! PIECE OF SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKSTAIN ANUSCAKE ASSHAT I'LL RAPE YOU GREASER WILLY WONKA DICKWAD SEMEN SCUMBAG CHINK AUTOFELLATIO RUSKIE SOD PISS OFF BASTARD POMMIE NAZI DOG FUCKER ARSE DOT HEAD SPANK THE MONKEY GIVING HEAD CHIGGER KEEP SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT GRINGO CUNT YOU WANKER FUCK JOHN ELWAY VILLAGE DUMP NIGGER PIGFUCKER HELL SHIT PRICK DAMNATION TITTYWANK WIENER GOD DAMMIT KNOBJOCKEY FLYING RAT'S ASS WIENER NORTH KOREA ALF BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKING A BOOBS HORSE PENIS BOOBS ASSHAT FUCK WIKIPEDIA WANK BENCH PRESS TURD COCK BUGFUCK TOSSER TWAT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PIG FLYING FUCK BUGFUCK GOD DAMN PIKACHU SHITFACE SHITCOCK SPIC FRED PHELPS RAGHEAD LIMEY FUCK YOU TWAT COCKSTUFFER SHITTY PUSSY FUCKING WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKWIT BUTT-HEAD FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CRACKER DOUCHE CUNT ASS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TIMBER NIGGER BLUMPKIN GOBSHITE ASS ASSHAT NICARAGUA BASTARD SAND NIGGER MALARKY DOG SHIT KAFFIR BELGIUM BUTT-HOLE SOD EMO BIG FOOT CRAP ON A STICK FUCKSTAIN TIMBER NIGGER BIRD SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITHEAD DICK IN A BOX POMMIE JOHNNY SHIT BULLSHIT TENTACLE RAPE GYPSY WANK BOOBS CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PUSSYLICKER D'OH CONDOMS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT HOMO MARGARET THATCHER DAMN WANK ASSRAPING PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM [expletive deleted] WANKSPLAT BITCH JOHNNY BLOWJOB WIKIPEDIA CLIT GRIS CLUSTER FUCK NI HADJI BRITNEY TOTAL JERRY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? COLGATE FROG'S FAT ASS VAGINA TAFFY DUNE COON HELLFIRE DICK IN A BOX SHITFACE KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 BONER CUNT DESU DAMN IT WALRUS SHIT TESTICLE CHOKE WIENER DOUCHE NAZI DAMN IT POOPOO BUNG-HOLE PUSSYLICKER BULLSHIT GRAPE PENIS FAG CC PLZ FUCK DILDO BOOBS SPIC MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SEX SAND NIGGER HELL DUNE COON BUGFUCK I'LL RAPE YOU OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH BUTT PIRATE GOD BLESS AMERICA CUNTRAG SEX SUCK MY DICK PISS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BOON SHIT FIST FUCK SAGGY TITS BOB SAGET SUCK MY DICK DICK TITS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CHICKEN SHIT TITWANK ANAL FUCKER ASS DONKEY PUNCHER TITS MASTURBATION FUCKSTAIN SHITBALLS DAMMIT FROG'S FAT ASS POMMIE ASSHOLE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! COLGATE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKSTAIN HORSE SHIT WANKSPLAT PRICK CLEMEN FAG POOPY WALRUS SHIT BULLSHIT SHIT SHITCOCK FIRECROTCH DICKHEAD ANAL DAMN JUSTIN BIEBER BULLSHIT ASSFACE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SAND NIGGER CLUSTER FUCK DILDO CUNTBUCKET BUTT-HOLE LAKE TITICACA NIGNOG GO COUNT YOUR DICK DUMBASS SHITE RAPE LET'S SHIT RAT'S COCK CUNTBUCKET BLESSED DAMN SAINT ANAL TITS & DICKS COON JIZZ SEMEN BOOBS LICK PUSSY DOUCHE GOD DAMN PEARL NECKLACE WANKSPLAT I RAPE WALRUSES! SMEG DICKLICK MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER JACKASS SHIT ALF NIGGER DAMN WOODPECKERSHIT ASS DICK SUGARTITS CROTCH DAMN IT HEIL HITLER! NIGGER HORSE SHIT FELCHING HORSE SHIT MOCCASINS FUCK OFF VENEREAL DISEASE MARGARET THATCHER HELLFUCKER COCKSMOKER FRAK PORCH MONKEY MARCH OF FLAMES SHITFUCKER POLACK BOLLOCKS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKING BASEBALL ASS SHITE DICK CHICKEN HIGH WAGES DAMN O KURWA! CRAP ON A STICK ROSIE O'DONNELL LIMEY CUNT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT THIS IS SPARTA! FUCKHEAD SOD BULLSHIT TITS MONKEY BALLS FLYING FUCK JACKASS DOUCHE [EXPLETIVE] JERRY CHRISTHUMPER POWERSHIT FUCK YOU DICKLICK I'LL RAPE YOU HELL MACACA FUCKHEAD SEMEN GOD DAMN PRICK CUNT INBRED SPUNK ASSWIPE FUCKING A FUCK YOU MONKEY SHIT CUM DONKEY DICK FAGGOT TITS MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE MALARKY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA COCKSTUFFER BOON CHENEY FUCKTARD ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKHEAD MOCCASINS DUMBASS JACK ABRAMOFF SEMEN SHITFUCKER BONG SHITHEAD PISS FUCKSTAIN DOUCHING PUSSYLICKER O CANADA JACK OFF NIGGER SON OF A BITCH SHIT JAP BITCH MICK SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! KAFFIR WANK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FELCHMONKEY CUNT WANK ASSHAT DIPSHIT DAMN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITSKIN BOOBIES COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DICK BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASSFACE BOOBS SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE O KURWA! KIKE PENIS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! KNOBJOCKEY FUCKFACE SHIT JACKASS SHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT HEIL HITLER! KIKE STRAWBERRY ASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNT YOU WANKER GIVING HEAD FLAMING ASS BADGER CC PLZ CHING CHONG CHINK FAG DICK TITS BEAVER MOLDY TITS MOZILLA FIREFOX O CANADA FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FRAK GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FLYING RAT'S ASS PANCHEN LAMA JESSE McCARTNEY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITSLINGING BALL SACK GREASER PICKANINNY EPIDIDYMIS ASSWIPE DAMNATION FUCKBAG INBRED BORDER HOPPER PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHOLE DUMBASS JOHNNY SEMEN HOLY DUMB FUCK DICK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST NIGGER SHITE BLUMPKIN NIGGER BELLEND JIGGABOO FUCKHEAD PISS OFF GOBSHITE CAMEL JOCKEY FROG'S FAT ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CROTCH and with the DILDO and his DAMN of girraffes in which NIGGER while reading about HITLER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PISS OFF also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• NIPPLES

Article written in the style of its subject This article is DIPSHIT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SCUMBAG subject. If you do not find it funny DAMN IT, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCKSTAIN ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DOM DeLUISE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DAMN joke loses its humour DAMN when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCKTARD ignorant, then you wouldn't have TWAT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! DICK ANUSCAKE ASSFACE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FELLATIO!!!!!I <3 COCK