Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without BULLSHIT comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a CHOAD article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TURD neurochemical FUCK disorder RAGHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SCUMBAG, sudden FAGGOT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DIPSHIT or JACKASS SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JACK OFF in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSFACE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JAP include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RAT'S COCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SCROTUM words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TOSSER utterFUCKance of socially COMMUNIST DILDO objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CRAP television programs to address NORTH KOREA Tourette's syndrome.

PENIS Tourette's is FLYING FUCK not to be ARSE confused with COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CLUSTERFUCK random CLEMEN disorientation, culturally-INJUN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SMEG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMN language, DYKE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DICK CHICKEN souvenir shoppes and massive DAMN quantities CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR of ANAL DIABETES DOG FUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A PIECE OF SHIT Polite Note to the DOG SHIT Author:

The ASSHOLE Tourette's FUCKER Research Institute was CUNT founded to ASSHOLE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK YOU Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SLOPE article FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSFACE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BASKETBALL HOOP changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance KRAUT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DAMMIT Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of ASSWIPE Tourrette's sufferers DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT swear. You can SMEG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame INBRED TV, for always focusing on the GO HOME AND DIE bad side of a terrible COLGATE thing.
The main TESTICLE CHOKE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSHAT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TAFFY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SAGGY TITS knee OSTRICH MY ASS NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is THIS IS SPARTA! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HELL cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BAD MOTHERFUCKER school for GOD DAMN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JOHN ELWAY sufferers to become CONDOMS manically depressed and FUCKHEAD commit FLYING RAT'S ASS suicide.
There is no TITWANK cure, and the RAT'S COCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the TITTIES tics often have adverse WANK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKTARD perodol" which caused my entire JIGGABOO body to go NAZI numb and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOUCHEBAG it is without the CUNT drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKING A tourette syndrome FELLATIO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOBSHITE the BONER public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKFUCKFUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUM sorry for SHITTY "hi-jacking" your PENIS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SPUNK this that really INBRED annoys me. I am working towards a PIECE OF SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSHAT, and making fun of a [Insert swear here] horrible disorder is (not) TWAT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GO HOME AND DIE time.

Best ASSCRACK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply

As TANK MAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONGOLIANS Westerners show is not an 1984 effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust WIKIPEDIA in countries SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY leadership, those problems does not STUDENT PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FREEDOM OF SPEECH byproduct of your RIVER CRABS SUCK capitalist society FALUN GONG.

Li Chiang “NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS” Wen

P.S. TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Regards to Andrew TURD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The MOTHERFUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can DOT HEAD punch him if you GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not SALISBURY white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSHAT saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SCUMBAG Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HELL and POOPY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TURD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DICK BAND WITH 4 FUCK A DUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HORSE! SCUMBAG IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SCUMBAG'S HOUSE

How JUSTIN BIEBER to ASSHAT cure PISS the DONKEY PUNCHER Tourette's JERK OFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DOUCHE NAZI for BOLLOCKS Tourette's ASS Syndrome WIENER is BULLSHIT following BASTARD these BUTTFUCKER rules HORSE SHIT in VOTE order:

1: Avoid WANK immature ASSFACE little FUCK kids,
2: Count to CHIGGER within JOHN SMILEY FACE 10 PEDOPHILIAseconds,
3: Do not open your CRACKER TWISTY VAGINA FLYING RAT'S ASS nor CLIT talk,
4: Tell CUNT yourself you SPANK THE MONKEY don't CRAPMUNCHER have WOMEN'S RIGHTS this FALSE BENSON disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK YUKY DOODY WITH NASTY FLAMING ASS BADGER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NIGGER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SCUMBAG last straw DONKEY PUNCHER!

I fucking put DILDO' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAMNED TABERNACLE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FELLATIO the TOP OF DICKHEAD THIS BOOBIES ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS offensive. WINDOWS VISTA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HUEY P. NEWTON people who try BOOBS to battle CAMEL JOCKEY'DICKHEAD that tight-ass PRICK 17-year-HEIL HITLER!—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JACK OFF it now, but someone said DONALD RUMSFELD' JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST RAT'S ASS'SCUMBAG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PENIS ON A BUN is a laughing FUCK matter. Plus there WANK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HORSE SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are QUEEF articles ASSHOLE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PISS stuff. So BUKKAKE that means AUTOFELLATIO stop getting mad at the DONKEY PUNCHER first part too and FUCKFACE talking about the CHICKEN FRIES letter that it's ASS FASCIST mocking (what SHITSLINGING letter? I don't even know what SHITPISSER the heck you're talking about). Adrian DICKFACE hi self KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH even made a really BANGKOK good point. "It's SCUMBAG nothing more I'LL RAPE YOU from a head nod to a TIT SPRINKLES knee tick". BONG. Which I'll add PEDOPHILIA onto SHITCOCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAMN IT suffer that PISS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKING A it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FLYING RAT'S ASS be, because if I were a FRAK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GANGBANG hilarious. If you PENIS Want facts, go on LAKE TITICACA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKING be offended, don't read WANKSPLAT the freaking BLOWJOB article anyway.

TESTICLE CHOKE DILDO FLYING FUCK FUCKING FUCKWIT FUCKER REDNECK BUGFUCK CUNT

GOD DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ FEMADOM CRAPPY DICK CHICKEN PUSSY CLEMEN PRICK CRACKER NECROPHILIA LIKE FATHER LIKE SON RAT'S ASS DICKFACE ABO POO POO BLOWJOB SON OF A BITCH PISS ARTIST SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SEX ASS BOOBIES NIGGER FUCKING FUCK FUCK DONKEY DICK VENEREAL DISEASE DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD NIGGER JIZZ YOUR MOM FUCK DEVELOPERS! AUTOFELLATIO SOD ORGASM CLIT pen0r TIMBER NIGGER SHITE DICKFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PISS ARTIST ASS LICKER HELL SHITSLIDE FROG'S FAT ASS RAT'S COCK JIGGABOO WANKER GRINGO PRICK TWAT ORGASM VAGINA DICK IN A BOX URINE-GARGLING BITCH WOMEN'S RIGHTS DICKHEAD SHIT AUTOFELLATIO PISS ARTIST DAMN CHOAD NIPPLES WIKIPEDIA RULES TIT DIRT HENTAI WOMEN'S RIGHTS CUNNILINGUS SHITTY FRITZ CUNTBUCKET DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKHEAD FUCK OFF MARGARET THATCHER ASSHOLE GOATSE PIG CUNT PISS OFF CUNTBUCKET DUMBASS MONKEY SHIT CUNT RICK MORANIS WANK DAGO YOU WANKER NICARAGUA I DON'T HAVE AIDS DICKFACE FELCHING TITS & DICKS FUCKING A ASSHAT FUCKWIT CLUSTERFUCK ARSE BUGGER DAMN IT SOD OFF GANGBANG DAMN IT CLEMEN BITCH CRAPMUNCHER SUCK A BIG DICK SHITFACE FUCK HELL DAGO SEX BITCH BASTARD NIGGER JAP ALEX TREBEK JERK OFF TAMPONS DARTH VADER GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT JACKASS FELCHING FUCKWIT CLUSTERFUCK YOGHURT CANNON FUCKSTAIN [EXPLETIVE] CUNTBUCKET CUNT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PISS OFF MY ASS COON MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT SPANK THE MONKEY SEX PAKI YOU WANKER ASS SHITE PUSSY ASSWIPE SHITE ASS FUCK YOU ASSHOLE WALRUS SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKSTAIN BAT FUCK INSANE TIMBER NIGGER HOLY DUMB FUCK ASS COCK PUSSY LIMEY FUCKSTAIN SHITSKIN HAIL SATAN! JACK OFF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSWIPE FLYING FUCK WIGGER BEAVER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKSTAIN POMMIE SCUMBAG ARSEBADGERS TITS & DICKS DONKEY DICK LENS CRAFTERS PUSSY PENISPENISPENIS!!! JERK OFF SHIT JAP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PUSSY SHIT DICKHEAD TAFFY EMO SHITE WIGGER PICKANINNY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FRIG REDSKIN DICKFACE PISS DAMN IT CUNTRAG MICK DOG SHIT O KURWA! EPIDIDYMIS DONKEY PUNCHER MOSES YOGHURT CANNON ASSFACE 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASSFACE TITS & DICKS SPICY CUNT FUCK NIGGER ASSHOLE DAMMIT PISS OFF WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASSCRACK PISS OFF BULLCRAP FUCKING ASS ASS PISS DILDO ASS ARSE PUSSY ASSCRACK WALRUS SHIT MICK JOHN SMILEY FACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE SHITSLINGING PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DOUCHING BULLCRAP BIGNOSE FUCKER CRAP ON A STICK RAPE SCUMBAG BOLLOCKS FELCHING HELL HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAGO HOMO FUCKHEAD BOLLOCKS TOSSER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE STRAWBERRY ASS PISS ARTIST HENTAI I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITSLINGING DAMN COCKSMOKER WANKSPLAT DAGO BASTARD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSRAPING ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS PEDOPHILIA FRIG CUNT DAMN IT HITLER TOSSER COLGATE FELCHING RAPE CONDOMS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUDGEPACKER MONKEY SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS 666 FUCKING ASS CUNT ASSWIPE SCROTUM JACKASS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITE RAT'S COCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITFACE BORDER HOPPER WANKSPLAT FUCK OFF CLUSTERFUCK TALK PAGES REDSKIN UNICORNS RAT'S COCK HORSE SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER FROG'S FAT ASS AUTOFELLATIO GANGBANG CHOAD KISSER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT MOCKIE DOG FUCKER MARGARET THATCHER GREASER FUCKHEAD CHENEY DICKHEAD PEDOPHILIA DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE WANKER YOU WANKER ASSCRACK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JERRY BONER ASS LICKER DAMN BUGGER OFF FRENCH TICKLER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JESSE McCARTNEY CUNNILINGUS DICKHEAD FUCK WHORE ASSFACE JACKASS SHIT CHRISTHUMPER BITCH SHUT UP, MEG! I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! TITWANK DONKEY PUNCHER PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SPIC BELGIUM WOODPECKERSHIT PENIS ON A BUN BOOBS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE GANGBANG IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CHIGGER JOHN SMILEY FACE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FUCKTARD FUCK A DUCK HORSE PENIS SHITFACE MARGARET THATCHER FLYING RAT'S ASS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! CUNTRAG RICK MORANIS SHIT TITS & DICKS NIGGER TITS SHITFUCKER FELCHMONKEY FUCKTARD NAZI FUCK RUSKIE FELLATIO MACACA PISS FUCKER JIZZ BUTTFUCKER FRIG JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE NICARAGUA DOG SHIT FUCKING JUMP! FUCKER KAFFIR ASSRAMMER SEMEN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! JIZZ DOG FUCKER FUCKFACE SEMEN COCK PUSSY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DICKHEAD JACKASS PUSSYLICKER BITCH SCUMBUCKET SPIC MILF HADJI SHITTY SOD OFF HELLFUCKER FUCK BITCH DYKE ASSFACE BUTT-HOLE URINE-GARGLING ASSBANDIT SHITSKIN MOCCASINS BASTARD FUCK A DUCK CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING JUMP! TAMPONS SHITBALLS BUKKAKE JERRY DAMN IT GOBSHITE SHITFUCKER BLOWJOB BITCH JERRY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT GOOK QUEEF SCUMBUCKET JAP CUNT TENTACLE RAPE SEX WOP RICK MORANIS HELL NIGGER JENKEM BULLCRAP SHITTY SHITFUCKER GOBSHITE DOG FUCKER BEAVER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS FUCKHEAD TITS TITTIES MARCH OF FLAMES BIRD SHIT HADJI HOSER WHORE BEAVER SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE NIPPLES SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? BOON WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! BAT FUCK INSANE SHITFUCKER TOTAL FEATURED SIGMUND FREUD BELGIUM Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS POLAK ASSFACE DAMN SPICY CUNT FUCK JACKASS SHIT ASS FUCK OFF SHITFACE DUMBASS TAMPON IN MY ASS GRIS ASSCRACK INCEST FUCKER GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKING A POLAK BOB SAGET JACK OFF FROG OH SHI– TENTACLE RAPE CUNNILINGUS CANNED QUOTE GENITALIA INBRED WIENER GO HOME AND DIE NIGGER O CANADA CUNT FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER CRAPPY FUCK YOU PUSSY KRAUT FUCK YOU HO HELLFUCKER ASSFACE FLYING FUCK FUCK YOU BITCH FOUR-EYES DONGSHOVER PENIS ON A BUN SHIT O KURWA! SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER WANK ASS DIPSHIT CUNT SHITCOCK FUCK OFF CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU DONKEY PUNCHER INBRED CHUFF CUNT RUSKIE WANK BIG FOOT WHITE PEOPLE FUCKTARD JACKASS SHIT DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE PISS UP MY ARSE BANGKOK HELL POTTYMOUTH DAMN BRITNEY TITS INCEST FELLATIO ABO FUDGEPACKER GANGBANG BLUMPKIN DARTH VADER SHITFACE WANKSPLAT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PEEPEE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CHIGGER FAG FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER FELLATIO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOMEN'S RIGHTS PORCH MONKEY TAMPONS SHITE SHITCOCK FLYING FUCK DAMN IT CROTCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK BEAVER BULLSHIT REDNECK TURD REDNECK ORGASM CUNTYMINTS BITCH MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BASTARD PRICK ASSRAPING DYKE WIENER [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] BITCH PISS ARTIST DELICIOUS CAKE CUNT RAT'S ASS CROTCH DAMN IT CHOAD FUCKTARD CUNT JACKASS SHIT HORSE SHIT GOD DAMN PEARL NECKLACE TITWANK TANK MAN SOD OFF TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE REDNECK TAMPONS BLISTERING BARNACLES ASS LICKER MALARKY ASSHAT HELL HELL TONY LA RUSSA ORGASM BITCH TWAT DOUCHEBAG SPANK THE MONKEY GOBSHITE SHITTY DAMMIT CANNED QUOTES KNOBJOCKEY FLAMING ASS BADGER COCK TITTYWANK CHOAD KISSER DICKHEAD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CUNTBUCKET DAMN URINE-GARGLING HORSE SHIT BALLS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS KEEP FUCK CUNT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER KRAUT SHITFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITFUCKER GARBAGE DAY! CLEMEN SON OF A BITCH BONER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM TOSSER AY-AY-AY GREASER AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! BASTARD YOUR MOM WANK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! YOU WANKER SHITTY SHITTY ART METAL PRODUCTS SHIT BITCH CUNT DOUCHE NAZI ASS PEARL NECKLACE PRICK SHITTY JERRY NORTH KOREA SEMEN SUITCASE PENIS RAGHEAD DYKE BUTTFUCKER TRANNY DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT COCK BLOWJOB FLYING FUCK FRAK JACK OFF DAMN SHIT TAFFY GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WOP CUNTYMINTS BUTT PIRATE JOHN ELWAY FUCKTARD ARSE GRINGO VAGINA ASSFACE CHICKEN FRIES FUCKSTAIN INBRED BOON FLYING RAT'S ASS ARSE DAGO WHORE SPANK THE MONKEY COON CROTCH PUNANI WETBACK GOD DAMMIT DOG FUCKER CUNT DICK TITS JIGGABOO FLYING RAT'S ASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SCUMBUCKET POO POO BLOWJOB DICKHEAD FUCK DICK CHICKEN SUCK MY DICK PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT BOOBIES BORDER HOPPER JACK OFF CHICKEN SHIT ANAL JOHNNY PIGFUCKER CLEMEN DUMBASS SHITHEAD FLYING FUCK ANUSCAKE TWAT lowercase DOUCHE NAZI BITCH FUCKING FUCKWIT CRACKER CLUSTERFUCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHIT CUNT PEDOPHILIA BELLEND CRAPPY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK KIKE BLOWJOB MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD RAT'S ASS SHITCOCK OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKWIT ASSHAT NECROPHILIA FUCKING GANGBANG CROTCH ASSCRACK MAMA MIA CRACKER TITWANK RAPE MONKEY SHIT ANUSCAKE AMERICA ONLINE WANKSPLAT BALL SACK KNOBJOCKEY BENCH PRESS BOOBS BUTTFUCKER PENIS COMMUNION WAFER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT DUMBASS ARSE DICKFACE SHITE FUCKING A DICKHEAD ASSHAT GOD DAMN SHITFUCKER INBRED MONKEY SHIT CC PLZ HITLER FELCHING POLACK BITCH STEVE BALLMER WOMEN'S RIGHTS PIGFUCKER DAMN IT SHITFACE DAMN TACO FUCKING A DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER DAMN TITS & DICKS FUCK YOU BULLSHIT RICK MORANIS SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE INCEST I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE PISS OFF MY ASS MONKEY SHIT SHIT BUTT PIRATE FUCKFACE CLEMEN FUCKING A DOM DeLUISE SHIT GREASER DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH WIENER ASSCRACK ASSWIPE FAGGOT SHITSKIN VENEREAL DISEASE RAT'S COCK SAND NIGGER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! GIVING HEAD BITCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BAD MOTHERFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKWIT FUCK OFF HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN DICKFACE INBRED MARGARET THATCHER NIGGER JUSTIN BIEBER JOHNNY GREASER BASTARD CUNTING ASSCRACK DIPSHIT URINE-GARGLING DELICIOUS CAKE ORGASM BORDER HOPPER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS VAGINA FUCKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASS ORGASM HORSE SHIT ASSWIPE FUCKFACE THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE BUGGER HELLFIRE FROG'S FAT ASS YOU WANKER SEX SUGARTITS RAPE CUNT DAMMIT YOU WANKER CHENEY PICKANINNY BULLSHIT CUNTYMINTS WIENER BIRD SHIT DAMMIT FUCKER DOT HEAD GENITALIA FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JERRY DONALD RUMSFELD DUMBASS BUGFUCK WEHATEMARIO PICKANINNY MASTURBATION SHITHEAD DOG SHIT FUCK SHITTY SOD BULLSHIT DICKLICK HOMO ARSE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI AMERICA ONLINE CUM CLEMEN CROTCH SHITFACE JAP CRAP ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA VENEREAL DISEASE MOTHERFUCKER MR WINKLER IS GAY TITS & DICKS FUCK DILDO SOD OFF ASSHOLE 666 BIRD SHIT JESUS H. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FEWMETS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR pen0r TUBA PIECE OF SHIT DICKLICK SHITCOCK PISSHOLE BUGFUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS SHITCOCK CRAPMUNCHER SHITFACE DOUCHE CAMEL FUCKER NIGGER FELCHMONKEY FUCKING JUMP! CROTCH ASSBANDIT ARSE BITCH ARSE COCK BASKETBALL HOOP TIT SPRINKLES FUCK YOU NIGGER YOU WANKER FUCK P'KANG MAMA MIA DAMN YUKY DOODY REDNECK CHOAD KISSER PORCH MONKEY ASSHAT PAKI CUNTING ASSCRACK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKER SEX WANKER RAT'S ASS SPUNK JERK OFF SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ NIGGER FUCKSTAIN DUNE COON NEGRO BOYCOTT VIACOM! BITCH JUNGLE BUNNY PEEPEE YOU WANKER JUNGLE BUNNY PORCH MONKEY HITLER FUCKHEAD ASSHAT SOD OFF COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNT LAPPER EXTRA LONG PENIS CONDOMS FUCKER SOD BASTARD PEDOPHILIA HONKY TACO SHITFUCKER ROSIE O'DONNELL MONKEY SHIT TOWELHEAD INBRED TWAT POLAK FAGGOT DONKEY PUNCHER Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST and with the EXTRA LONG PENIS and his CHRISTHUMPER of girraffes in which WANKER while reading about FUCK NUGGET!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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