Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BIRD SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder TWAT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TRANNY, sudden RHODESIA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WHITE POWER or ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TITS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HELL way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK NUGGET include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PISS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA REDNECK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TONY LA RUSSA DICKFACE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PRICK utterFUCKance of socially MILF objectionable words).
TRANNY Tourette's is DYKE not to be DOUCHE confused with CRAPPY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying VENEREAL DISEASE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS random MILF disorientation, culturally-TWAT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth I'LL RAPE YOU outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BEANER language, I'LL RAPE YOU and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASS JAP of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky STEVE BALLMER souvenir shoppes and massive TITMOUSE quantities PAKI of ANAL DIABETES DAMN garbage.
Darnit.
A CRACKER Polite Note to the ASSFACE Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DILDO article TITS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CRAPPY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DONKEY DICK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS OFF MY ASS.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNT Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SHAKOPEE Tourrette's sufferers SMEG swear. You can JENKEM blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ARSEBADGERS TV, for always focusing on the DICKFACE bad side of a terrible SCROTUM thing.
- The main PEDOPHILIA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MONKEY SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PUSSY knee TRANNY NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is AUTOFELLATIO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKING JUMP! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SUGARTITS school for BASTARD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage RUSKIE sufferers to become SHIT manically depressed and SNUFF PORN commit SEMEN suicide.
- There is no DIRTY SANCHEZ cure, and the RAPE drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITE tics often have adverse SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MOTHERFUCKER perodol" which caused my entire MICK body to go FUCK numb and ASSHOLE basically made it NIGGA! worse than CRAP it is without the DICKFACE drug.
I am an active member of a MOTHERFUCKER tourette syndrome INBRED association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JESUS FUCKING CHRIST the GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS public view of Tourettes as a "[Insert silly non-swear here] swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BELGIUM much much (hand spasms) more...
I am I RAPE WALRUSES! sorry for SHITHEAD "hi-jacking" your DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASS LICKER this that really SHITE annoys me. I am working towards a DUNE COON better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COLGATE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SCUMBAG, and making fun of a BITCH horrible disorder is (not) SHIT funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DYKE time.
Best MOZILLA FIREFOX regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “YOU WANKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS reply
As TIANENMEN SQUARE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are HUMAN RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill VOTE Westerners show is not an WIKIPEDIA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN BABY FORMULA degenerate capitalist culture in those TAIWAN countries. When showing POISON IN TOOTHPASTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries INDIA HAS NUKES leadership, those problems does not CHRISTIANITY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT MOVEMENT byproduct of your RIGHTS capitalist society PRINCE PHILIP.
Li Chiang “KOREA LOVER” Wen
P.S. FUCK Regards to Andrew I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply
As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?
Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SON OF A BITCH saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my VENEREAL DISEASE intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine TRANNY Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are KNOBJOCKEY and BATMAN & ROBIN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) POMMIE BAND WITH 4 EAT MY SHIT! MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A COON HORSE! TRANNY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TRANNY'S HOUSE
How TITTIES to FUCKER cure SCUMBAG the MOCCASINS Tourette's MOCCASINS Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment GOD DAMN for PEARL NECKLACE Tourette's POOPOO Syndrome SHIT is PEARL NECKLACE following DOG FUCKER these ART METAL PRODUCTS rules SHITFACE in FLYING FUCK order:
- 1: Avoid SHOOP DA WHOOP immature TITMOUSE little BULLSHIT kids,
- 2: Count to WALRUS SHIT within BEAVER 10 POISON IN TOOTHPASTEseconds,
- 3: Do not open your JACKASS AUTOFELLATIO ASSHOLE nor FELCHMONKEY talk,
- 4: Tell FASHION BUG yourself you SHITSLINGING don't BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA have COCKSUCKER this SHITE disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HAIL SATAN! WITH NASTY CHAV DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CLUSTER FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the TRANNY last straw GO HOME AND DIE!
I fucking put DICKHEAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE VAGINA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FELCHING the TOP OF 666 THIS MAMA MIA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MASTURBATION offensive. BASTARD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BEANER people who try CHIGGER to battle WIGGER'DIRTY SANCHEZ that tight-ass CUNT 17-year-IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!!—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find COCKSMOKER it now, but someone said CLEVELAND STEAMER' WANK JACKASS'BAD MOTHERFUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNT is a laughing MOLDY TITS matter. Plus there INBRED was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on YID Uncyclopedia, there are SHITTY articles BULLSHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASS LICKER stuff. So NEGRO that means JIZZ stop getting mad at the TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE first part too and REDSKIN talking about the HI, BILLY MAYS HERE letter that it's SHITSLINGING mocking (what SHIT letter? I don't even know what MACACA the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSWIPE hi self FEWMETS even made a really PUNANI good point. "It's ASSBANDIT nothing more FUCK YOU from a head nod to a STEVE BALLMER knee tick". TIMBER NIGGER. Which I'll add HONKY onto SHITCOCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MACACA suffer that I'LL RAPE YOU much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CROTCH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DAMNATION be, because if I were a ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PISS hilarious. If you PECKERHEAD Want facts, go on GOD BLESS AMERICA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll RAGHEAD be offended, don't read MUGABE HAS AIDS the freaking BAD MOTHERFUCKER article anyway.
FUCK WANKSPLAT ASSRAMMER O CANADA BUTT PIRATE ASS GANGBANG LOGJAMMER CUM WANK
SHITBALLS NIGGER TITS DAMN PISS ARTIST WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKWIT ASS CUNNILINGUS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ORGASM BLOWJOB WALRUS SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNNILINGUS MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK ASSHAT GREASER COON SHITE SCUMBUCKET DAMNATION YOU WANKER BITCH P'KANG ASS VENEREAL DISEASE WILLY WONKA I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHIT YOU WANKER TRANNY BUTT-HEAD TITTIES ASSFACE SHITCUNTING WARNER MUSIC GROUP BUTTFUCKER HAIL SATAN! DUMBASS FUCKBAG HELL ASSBANDIT BUGFUCK CONAN O'BRIAN JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE ASS BEAVER SHITFUCKER PIGFUCKER DOUCHEBAG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD NIPPLES JERRY WOP 666 HEIL HITLER! SHITCOCK RAT'S ASS HELL MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS CHINK ASSHAT BULLCRAP VAGINA ORGASM DUMBASS GANGBANG PISS OFF CRAP NAZI CLEVELAND STEAMER TOWELHEAD ASS INJUN ASSHOLE NICARAGUA PENIS MOTHERFUCKER TURD DOM DeLUISE VENEREAL DISEASE SHITE BONER POMMIE CRAP INJUN REDSKIN BALL SACK FOUR-EYES CONDOMS FUCK BUTT-HEAD PIG FRITZ CRAPMUNCHER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DAMN IT SHITFUCKER SCROTUM RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER ANUSCAKE PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU FROG FAGGOT NEGRO FUCK A DUCK ASS LICKER BOOBS TESTICLE CHOKE PISSHOLE DAGO FUCKTARD BULLSHIT HELL PISS OFF FELCHING TACO GOBSHITE JACKASS SON OF A BITCH RAGHEAD SHITTY BOOBS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH RUSTY TROMBONE CUNT CRAPPER TOTAL INCEST FUCK SUCK MY DICK ASS SHITFACE FAGGOT JOHNNY BASTARD DAMN CHICKEN SHIT TITS & DICKS FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHAT GOOK ORGASM DUMBASS JAP YID HENTAI FUCK ARSE SCUMBAG BOB SAGET RAPE GREASER CUNNILINGUS DICK TITS ANAL DICKFACE DOT HEAD BENSON SUCKS ASS ORGASM GENITALIA SHITFACE SON OF A BITCH FELLATIO ASS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS AMERICA ONLINE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER I AM CORNHOLIO! ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER BORDER HOPPER FUCKSTAIN CRAPFUCKER WANK CRAP BITCH FUCKHEAD NIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU YID TOWELHEAD PRICK YOU WANKER POMMIE JACKASS SHIT BITCH TAMPON IN MY ASS ELECTION FUCKER COON SON OF A BITCH SHITTY PISSHOLE VAGINA CONDOMS COCK NIGGER CAPTAIN CRUNCH BEANER FAG DICKLICK SHITHEAD POLAK RANDY TRAVIS FLYING FUCK YID SHITE AUTOFELLATIO WEHATEMARIO BOB SAGET TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK DICKLICK CUNT I RAPE WALRUSES! DICK I'LL RAPE YOU FEMADOM TUBA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK OFF NIPPLES COCK DIRTY SANCHEZ POLACK GRINGO DAMN CLIT SUCK MY DICK BUGGER OFF HEAVEN SHITBALLS TESTICLE CHOKE TAMPONS DICKFACE WOP FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING WANK HELLFUCKER TITS CUNT SHITFACE HELL ARSEBADGERS PISS ARTIST PENIS POMMIE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITPISSER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BASTARD BUGGER FRED PHELPS TOSSER MOZILLA FIREFOX ANAL DIABETES AUTOFELLATIO PORCH MONKEY DAMN LIMEY TITTYWANK WIGGER FUCKING FUCK COCKSHITTER ASSCRACK SCUMBAG HELL TACO ASSHAT SOD HYPERINFLATION NIHILISM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CROTCH FLYING FUCK REDSKIN NAZI CUNT MACACA SHITTY TITS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GIVING HEAD ANUSCAKE DOT HEAD SHITCOCK SHIT MILF BUTT PIRATE CARPET MUNCHER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DOUGHNUT PUNCHER HORSE SHIT BALL SACK FUCK NUGGET PORCUPINE'S BALLS GOD DAMN ORGASM NAZI [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] DAMN CUNNILINGUS DICKHEAD PISS PISS OFF SHITFACE GOD DAMN DUNE COON SHIT CHIGGER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCK WIENER BOOBS DOUCHETITS SUCK MY COCK BANGKOK FUCKER CAMEL FUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS JAP COCKGOBLIN SHIT WIENER DAMN DOUCHE HOMO GIVING HEAD DAMMIT JACKASS DAMN IT SHITTY INBRED JIGGABOO PISSHOLE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PICKANINNY PRICK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BITCH BASTARD EAT MY SHIT! JOHNNY ASS JIZZ TITS SEMEN JAP RAT'S ASS ASS FELCHING ASSWIPE POWERSHIT POMMIE BULLCRAP FIREWALLS RAT'S COCK ASS ANAL BUGGER OFF BITCH HONKY ARFENHOUSE FUCK THONG TASTER PISS ARTIST DAMN INCEST CUNTRAG FUCK YOU ASSHAT GIVING HEAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BITCH GOD DAMMIT JACKASS SHIT WANKER FUCKBAG MOZILLA FIREFOX JACK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS BALLS FUCK KIKE WANK PEARL NECKLACE SHITSLINGING BULLCRAP POO POO BLOWJOB POMMIE FUCKSTAIN CHINK WIKIPEDIA SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT NEGRO BIRD SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CHENEY DICKHEAD TITS MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD MARY WHITEHOUSE GOD DAMN BASTARD SACRAMENTO BULLSHIT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DICKHEAD WANK DUMBASS FUCK YOU SHIT SUCK MY DICK RAT'S COCK WIGGER BOYCOTT VIACOM! PRICK KRAUT PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS WANKER BLISTERING BARNACLES CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSFACE FUCKING WANK FIST FUCK DICKLICK BUTTFUCKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ANAL CUNTBUCKET SEMEN DOG SHIT DOG FUCKER MARGARET THATCHER BAT FUCK INSANE BOLLOCKS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON TOSSER PRICK FUCK RAGHEAD CONDOMS CHUFF BULLCRAP QUEEF BALL SACK PUSSY TAMPONS GREASER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JIGGABOO BULLCRAP DAMMIT ARSE POMMIE REBECCA BLACK ASS SCROTUM COCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BIGNOSE DILDO POLESMOKER SOD GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHITTY SHITHEAD SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHIT BITCH CHRISTHUMPER INJUN SHITFUCKER SOD EMO BANGKOK SHITE SHITSKIN JACK OFF [expletive deleted] FUCK NUGGET POLACK MICK FELLATIO DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO SEMEN YID PISS OFF WALRUS SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GOD DAMMIT CONDOMS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK BIRD SHIT PECKERHEAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS POTTYMOUTH FELCHING ARFENHOUSE CUNT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT REDNECK PIG FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CROTCH ASS JERRY DAMNED TABERNACLE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMNATION GOD DAMN HELLFIRE SHITSLINGING ANAL PUSSY GOD DAMN DOUCHEBAG HELLFUCKER BITCH JIGGABOO [expletive deleted] RAT'S COCK FUCKTARD RAT'S COCK CRACKER GRINGO ASS WIENER GOATSE DIPSHIT DAMN HELL I'LL RAPE YOU SHITHEAD TITWANK ASS ASSCRACK MILF SHITE WOODPECKERSHIT SOD GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE NAZI FUCKWIT CLIT BOOBIES CROTCH WANK PISS CLEMEN AMERICA ONLINE BUKKAKE SHIT CUNT FUCK BEAVER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DAMN OH SHI– PRICK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE AUTOFELLATIO HELL NAZI COON SHITCOCK BASTARD FUDGEPACKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS POLACK BATHING SUIT AREA WHITE POWER PUSSY PISS OFF KAFFIR FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY TITS BALLS FUCKFACE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FENCE JUMPER BASTARD BALLS CRAP CUNT GOD DAMN ART METAL PRODUCTS FRITZ COCKGOBLIN FUCK OFF HELL FROG'S FAT ASS DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT DICKHEAD ASSWIPE WARNER MUSIC GROUP ARSE DICKWAD DUMBASS ASS TITWANK CARPET MUNCHER GOD DAMN WANK MALARKY SHITE GOD DAMN FUCK POLESMOKER FUCKSTAIN SPICY CUNT FUCK CLUSTER FUCK BITCH RAGHEAD WOP CRACKER BITCH ART METAL PRODUCTS MONKEY SHIT ASSCRACK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PRICK LAKE TITICACA BULLSHIT BITCH SHITCOCK ASSFACE YOU WANKER TURD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DAMN DICKHEAD BIRD SHIT PEEPEE YOU SUCK BALLS FUCKWIT NICARAGUA CRAPPY CUNT FUCKFUCKFUCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE RUSTY TROMBONE BELLEND YUKKY DOODY DAMN FUCKING A NICARAGUA 30 CASES OF PICKLES DIPSHIT MACACA GOD DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS YOGHURT CANNON AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITE COCKSUCKER BIG FOOT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHIT MASTURBATION TOSSER PISS UP MY ARSE TITMOUSE DIPSHIT HOSER MARCH OF FLAMES PEDOPHILIA ARSE CUNT TITTIES DICKFACE COMMUNIST DILDO BASTARD BOLLOCKS CUNT FUCK OFF ASSFACE ASSHOLE BUGGER DICKLICK YOU WANKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING BOOBS CAMEL FUCKER PEDOPHILIA FELCHMONKEY SHIT WEHATEMARIO COCKSUCKER BLUE PENIS! POOPY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITE REDSKIN YID ASS LICKER BITCH SHIT TITS NI MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS NIGGER BASTARD BUTTFUCKER BULLSHIT CHIGGER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKFACE RUSKIE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CC PLZ GRINGO D'OH TITS HOSER DAMNATION BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASSFACE BALL SACK I'LL RAPE YOU SOD OFF BASEBALL OH SHI– CHICKEN FRIES BULLSHIT FRIG BUGGER DICKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JACK OFF SAND NIGGER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SEX ARSEBADGERS DICK CHICKEN PEARL NECKLACE MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCK TESTICLE CHOKE CHIGGER TITWANK MARGARET THATCHER PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! TACO COCKSUCKER SEMEN FUCKING JACKASS ARSE FRIG MONKEY SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKBAG YID WEHATEMARIO HAIL SATAN! DAGO FRIG PUNANI FUCKING A MONKEY BALLS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKHEAD SHITE HAIL SATAN! INBRED YID JOHNNY FUCKSTAIN SEMEN CUNTING ASSCRACK SCROTUM WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! FUCKWIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SAMUEL L. JACKSON VENEREAL DISEASE SPANK THE MONKEY REDNECK GENITALIA GIVING HEAD POLACK RAT'S ASS BASTARD SHITPISSER FELCHING CHICKEN SHIT BUGGER MOTHERFUCKER GARBAGE DAY! DEVELOPERS! FUCK LAKE TITICACA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HORSE SHIT ASSWIPE LOLCAT DICKHEAD CRAPPY BEANER HELL CHIGGER ART METAL PRODUCTS SUCK A BIG DICK NIGGER TITS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD WANK JACKASS SHIT FELCHING ANAL PAKI FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! HOLY DUMB FUCK RAPE BENSON SUCKS DILDO JESSE McCARTNEY DOUCHEBAG FUCK BOOBS GO HOME AND DIE BUTT PIRATE TACO CUM SHITTY BITCH ASS DUNE COON RAGHEAD CHIGGER ARSE CLEVELAND STEAMER BASTARD YOGHURT CANNON WANK TITWANK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DICKFACE BITCH SHITE CUNT CRAPPER FUCKER GOD DAMN FUCK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN COON SPANK THE MONKEY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK FENCE JUMPER TOSSER FUCKING JUMP! 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE BUGGER OFF PORCH MONKEY FUCKTARD LIMEY FELCHING FUCK CUNTYMINTS ALEX TREBEK HELL POOPOO MOTHERFUCKER CAMEL FUCKER [expletive deleted] GOD DAMMIT GOBSHITE DICKHEAD MOCCASINS CUM BUTTFUCKER STEVE BALLMER GIVING HEAD WIGGER SHITFACE WANK SNUFF PORN FUCK YOU SHITSKIN NIGGER TITS ARSE WIENER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BULLSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PEDOPHILIA DOUCHE NAZI ANAL SHIT ASSFACE TESTICLE CHOKE DONGSHOVER POOPY BELGIUM THONG TASTER BUTT-HOLE FUCK SCUMBUCKET ASS REDNECK PEEPEE DUMBASS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON I'LL RAPE YOU WHORE HOSER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CLUSTER FUCK BUGFUCK SHITE CUNT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS ASSRAPING FUCKING A BITCH CUNT O CANADA CUNT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BOOBS FAG SEX BLISTERING BARNACLES DICK PICKANINNY DAMN IT HORSE SHIT CHOAD SHITSKIN DAMN COCKGOBLIN DIRTY SANCHEZ CLUSTER FUCK PEARL NECKLACE BALL SACK CRACKER CRACKER COCK DAMN IT TAFFY ASS HELL CHOAD KISSER COCK FUCK OFF ABO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BULLSHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE GIVING HEAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK BASTARD SHITFACE PORCUPINE'S BALLS LAKE TITICACA NEGRO DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMN BUTTFUCKER TWAT POMMIE GOD DAMN STRAWBERRY ASS CHINA IS CAPITALIST FAG ASSHAT WANKER TAMPONS HELL BOOBS BITCH DYKE MOTHERFUCKER COCK DOUCHE HOMO POO POO BLOWJOB PISS GIVING HEAD TWAT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FAG TITWANK CUNT LAPPER JACKASS DAMN IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PRICK CONDOMS CUNT WIGGER HONKY CARPET MUNCHER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ANUSCAKE JERK OFF MALARKY JENKEM PAKI VAGINA JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PENISFUCK ASSCRACK COCK SHITFACE MARGARET THATCHER JUNGLE BUNNY RAT'S ASS TITTIES RAGHEAD FUCK FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK NECROPHILIA VENEREAL DISEASE DONKEY DICK CHRISTHUMPER FROG'S FAT ASS BUTTFUCKER COCK TITTYWANK DOUCHE BEAVER BOOBS OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA I'LL RAPE YOU RUSKIE CUNT DOUCHING TITS & DICKS WANK LIMEY BALL SACK MOTHERFUCKER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!
How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSCRACK CHICKEN SHIT ORGASM FUCKHEAD ASSHOLE LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! GREASER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SCROTUM BUGGER CUM BELGIUM RAT'S ASS ANUSCAKE SHIT BELGIUM CUNT THIS IS SPARTA! LIMEY WETBACK ORGASM BITCH FUCKHEAD CLEMEN BUKKAKE WHORE PEARL NECKLACE MONKEY SHIT CRAPMUNCHER MARCH OF FLAMES STEVE BALLMER BALLS FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN BITCH DAMMIT FUCK NUGGET GOD DAMN SHIT MOCKIE BLOWJOB TWISTY VAGINA SHITFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
BULLSHIT FUCKFACE BASTARD BOLLOCKS SEX BLUMPKIN ASSRAPING TITS & DICKS SHITFUCKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH LENS CRAFTERS CUNT SCROTUM DOUCHETITS ASSWIPE NIGGER TRANNY MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM RAT'S COCK SHITE HELL BANGKOK ASSFACE DAMN BOB SAGET CUM INCEST BULLSHIT POLAK CHIGGER MOTHERFUCKER NAZI GO HOME AND DIE FUCK YOU MOCKIE CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITHEAD Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive RAPE and with the PRICK and his LET'S SHIT of girraffes in which PISS OFF MY ASS while reading about FUCKFACE!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See BUTT-FOR-BRAINS also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- JIGGABOO
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is DONGSHOVER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its TITS & DICKS subject. If you do not find it funny TOURETTE'S SYNDROME, it is probably because you are an INBRED ASSHOLE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. CUNTRAG If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FUCKSTAIN joke loses its humour ASSHAT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so PRICK ignorant, then you wouldn't have DICKFACE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FAG FIRECROTCH BUKKAKE PENISPENISPENIS!!! POLESMOKER!!!!!I <3 COCK |
