Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CLIT'SHITTY'CRAPMUNCHER'SPUNK'PENIS'DAMN'CUNT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a GOD DAMMIT look at the ASS talk page of this SHITFUCKER article for notes or discussion before FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITE neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CLIT, sudden ASSFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DELICIOUS CAKE or FUCKWIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DOG SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JACKASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TITWANK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FELCHING by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA POLACK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITE FUCK YOU words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOD DAMN utterFUCKance of socially DAMMIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSCRACK television programs to address FOUR-EYES Tourette's syndrome.

ARSE Tourette's is PEARL NECKLACE not to be BIGNOSE confused with JIZZ Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JUNGLE BUNNY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CHICKEN SHIT random PISS disorientation, culturally-PORCUPINE'S BALLS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PUSSYLICKER language, YID and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANK SHITE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive BAT FUCK INSANE quantities SHITSLINGING of ANAL DIABETES YID garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKING BASEBALL Polite Note to the ASS FASCIST Author:

The PISS OFF Tourette's DICKFACE Research Institute was MICK founded to BASTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CC PLZ Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BOB SAGET article NAZI funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK OFF I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PEDOPHILIA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JAP.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICKHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of VAGINA Tourrette's sufferers BUGFUCK swear. You can DARTH VADER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BAT FUCK INSANE TV, for always focusing on the CRAP bad side of a terrible THONG TASTER thing.
• The main BIRD SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ARSE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOD DAMMIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUM knee BAD MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is WALRUS SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes RAT'S ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CAMEL FUCKER school for SPIC something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHIT sufferers to become DICK CHICKEN manically depressed and BLISTERING BARNACLES commit PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT suicide.
• There is no CONDOMS cure, and the PISSHOLE drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUTTFUCKER tics often have adverse I AM CORNHOLIO! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE perodol" which caused my entire PISS ARTIST body to go FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK numb and SHITFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than KIKE it is without the ARSE drug.

I am an active member of a FLYING FUCK tourette syndrome SOAPY TITWANK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOD DAMMIT the DAMN IT public view of Tourettes as a "RAT'S COCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOUCHE NAZI much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS sorry for BIGNOSE "hi-jacking" your GOD DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSWIPE this that really SHITHEAD annoys me. I am working towards a GOD DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NIPPLES, and making fun of a WHORE horrible disorder is (not) FUCKHEAD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK time.

Best FIRECROTCH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MOTHERFUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese KOREA LOVER reply

As GRASS MUD HORSE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are I LIKE BUSH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an FALUN GONG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DEMOCRACY degenerate capitalist culture in those I LIKE BUSH countries. When showing TIANENMEN SQUARE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DIMETHYL GLYCOL in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not TIBETAN BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your CHRISTIANITY capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “MELAMINE” Wen

P.S. TAMPONS Regards to Andrew FELCHING Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The CHINK bastard who wrote this article. You can YOU WANKER punch him if you IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you SALISBURY remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIV NEGATIVE put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BUTT-HOLE saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my FUCKTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CLIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITTY and DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with COCKGOBLIN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BAND WITH 4 TITS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CLEMEN HORSE! CLIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CLIT'S HOUSE

How SUITCASE PENIS to CROTCH cure FUCK the MONKEY SHIT Tourette's DAMN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD for ASSHAT Tourette's BASTARD Syndrome ALF is HI, BILLY MAYS HERE following TWAT these DOUCHE rules PEDOPHILIA in [expletive deleted] order:

• 1: Avoid ASS immature CUNT little FUCKHEAD kids,
• 2: Count to VAGINA within BEAVER 10 WIKIPEDIAseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ORGASM THONG TASTER FUCKBAG nor SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH talk,
• 4: Tell FUCK OFF yourself you SHITCOCK don't WIGGER have DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT this CUNT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNT WITH NASTY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CLIT last straw PISSHOLE!

I fucking put CUNNILINGUS' my comment at the TOP OF THE YOU WANKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at RAT'S COCK the TOP OF PISS THIS FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BASTARD offensive. FUCKTARD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to STRAWBERRY ASS people who try FUCKING BASEBALL to battle BIGNOSE'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST that tight-ass SNUFF PORN 17-year-TURD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find OH SHI– it now, but someone said NORTH KOREA' CHICKEN SHIT DILDO'VAGINA on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GOOK is a laughing PISS matter. Plus there PEARL NECKLACE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JENKEM Uncyclopedia, there are CLEVELAND STEAMER articles GRINGO about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSHOLE stuff. So pen0r that means TURD stop getting mad at the SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? first part too and COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT talking about the JOHNNY letter that it's REDNECK mocking (what FUCK YOU letter? I don't even know what WOODPECKERSHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian PENIS hi self HI, BILLY MAYS HERE even made a really CRACKER good point. "It's INJUN nothing more BIRD SHIT from a head nod to a HELL knee tick". MOZILLA FIREFOX. Which I'll add CHUFF onto DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKSTAIN suffer that DAMMIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes YOU WANKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SPANK THE MONKEY be, because if I were a TWISTY VAGINA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ANUSCAKE hilarious. If you FUCKFACE Want facts, go on DOUCHEBAG Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll LIMEY be offended, don't read I'LL RAPE YOU the freaking SHIT article anyway.

JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MOCKIE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ROSIE O'DONNELL BITCH TIT DIRT CRAP ON A STICK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SAGGY TITS FUCKWIT

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKSTAIN MASTURBATION PUSSY PRICK DAMN NIGGER COMMUNIST DILDO PUPPIES PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ANUSCAKE BUTTFUCKER FRENCH TICKLER RUSKIE TAMPONS URINE-GARGLING SUCK MY DICK DOG FUCKER OH SHI– BONER MILF FUCKING NIGGER TITS DICK FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE FUCKHEAD BELGIUM I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT ASSHAT GOD DAMN DYKE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKER DOM DeLUISE CUNT NAZI SHITFACE DAMN IT YOGHURT CANNON CUNT WIGGER CRAP ON A STICK GOD DAMN PISS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK BULLSHIT CUNTYMINTS MONKEY'S UNCLE DOM DeLUISE LGBT RIGHTS COCKGOBLIN HELLFUCKER TITWANK SOD OFF SHIT FUCKFACE SHITE PUSSY DAMN IT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PEARL NECKLACE FRAK ASSCRACK MOZILLA FIREFOX GENITALIA [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] SHIT FIST FUCK BOOBIES MASTURBATION BLUE PENIS! HELL HONKY DICKFACE YOUR MOM SHITE PIG TIT SPRINKLES GREASER FALUN GONG CUNTSWILLING TITS WANK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! and with the BOB SAGET and his PISS of girraffes in which FUCK while reading about SONNY BILL WILLIAMS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PEDOPHILIA also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• HELL

Article written in the style of its subject This article is KNOBJOCKEY funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BATHING SUIT AREA subject. If you do not find it funny PEDOPHILIA, it is probably because you are an INBRED DYKE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DICK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DAMN joke loses its humour I'LL RAPE YOU when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DAMNATION ignorant, then you wouldn't have RAGHEAD needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSRAPING BIRD IN THE HOUSE CUNT PISS OFF!!!!!I <3 COCK