Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's MOCCASINS'WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER?'BUTTFUCKER'ANAL DIABETES'PENIS ON A BUN'CLIT'FUCK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCKTARD look at the WANK talk page of this LIMEY article for notes or discussion before SHITTY editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WANKSPLAT neurochemical FUCK disorder CLEVELAND STEAMER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WANKSPLAT, sudden ASSFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITSLINGING or BORDER HOPPER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SON OF A BITCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JAP way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may LOGJAMMER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FRITZ by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NIGGER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITFUCKER DIPSHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WOODPECKERSHIT utterFUCKance of socially CHIGGER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CAMEL JOCKEY television programs to address JACKASS Tourette's syndrome.

BALL SACK Tourette's is HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS not to be CLEVELAND STEAMER confused with DONKEY PUNCHER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DOG FUCKER random NORTH KOREA disorientation, culturally-SHAKOPEE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITTY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BIGNOSE language, SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DOG SHIT YOU WANKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKFACE quantities BIGNOSE of ANAL DIABETES CUNT LAPPER garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKHEAD Polite Note to the DOUCHING Author:

The BOON Tourette's FUCKING A Research Institute was PISS ARTIST founded to CUNTYMINTS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WOP Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CLEMEN article WHORE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and I'LL RAPE YOU I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JACKASS SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BOOBIES.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CAMEL JOCKEY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DICK TITS Tourrette's sufferers CHINK swear. You can PISS OFF MY ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame YOU WANKER TV, for always focusing on the BRITNEY bad side of a terrible BUGGER OFF thing.
• The main WALRUS SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NECROPHILIA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BONER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNNILINGUS knee HEIL HITLER! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DIRTY SANCHEZ no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes COCKGOBLIN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WHORE school for COCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKING A sufferers to become FLYING FUCK manically depressed and FELCHING commit SHITSLINGING suicide.
• There is no FUCK cure, and the FUCKHEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the JACKASS tics often have adverse GYPSY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKFACE perodol" which caused my entire NIGGER TITS body to go HELL numb and INBRED basically made it NIGGA! worse than COON it is without the WOODPECKERSHIT drug.

I am an active member of a CANNED QUOTE tourette syndrome CRAP association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSHOLE the FUCKHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PENISFUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CAPTAIN CRUNCH sorry for ASSWIPE "hi-jacking" your SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JERK OFF this that really SEX annoys me. I am working towards a SHITE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CLIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NIGGER, and making fun of a I WILL KILL YOU! horrible disorder is (not) SHITTY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMMIT time.

Best GRIS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKSTAIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese INDIA HAS NUKES reply

As FALUN GONG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are LHASA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN BABY FORMULA Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries MELAMINE leadership, those problems does not MONASTERIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBETAN BUDDHISM byproduct of your CHRISTIANITY capitalist society MINORITIES.

Li Chiang “RIVER CRABS SUCK” Wen

P.S. I RAPE WALRUSES! Regards to Andrew KNOBJOCKEY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The DARTH VADER bastard who wrote this article. You can DICK punch him if you NIGNOG want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIV NEGATIVE white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMMIT saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my FELCHING intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WANKSPLAT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JACKASS and LOGJAMMER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) COON BAND WITH 4 JACK OFF MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A VAGINA HORSE! WANKSPLAT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WANKSPLAT'S HOUSE

How IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! to COCKSMOKER cure BELGIUM the PICKANINNY Tourette's BOLLOCKS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASSRAPING for CHOAD Tourette's CUM Syndrome BALL SACK is DICKFACE following DUNE COON these KNOBJOCKEY rules ART METAL PRODUCTS in POMMIE order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKHEAD immature CHOAD little COCK kids,
• 2: Count to VENEREAL DISEASE within FUCKING 10 JOLLY PIRATE DONUTSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BUTTFUCKER PEDOPHILIA OH SHI– nor PEDOPHILIA talk,
• 4: Tell PRICK yourself you CLEVELAND STEAMER don't SHIT have PEEPEE this NI disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CLEMEN WITH NASTY BITCH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITSLINGING FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WANKSPLAT last straw FUCK OFF!

I fucking put INCEST' my comment at the TOP OF THE HELL PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at YOU WANKER the TOP OF BOB SAGET THIS FRITZ ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! offensive. NAZI. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITSLINGING people who try CUNTBUCKET to battle JACK OFF'BIRD IN THE HOUSE that tight-ass DICKHEAD 17-year-P'KANG—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CHINK it now, but someone said ASS FASCIST' LET'S SHIT CONDOMS'MONKEY'S UNCLE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITE is a laughing PISS matter. Plus there DAMN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BUTTFUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are BOOBS articles FUCK OFF about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JACKASS SHIT stuff. So FRAK that means TUBA stop getting mad at the BUTTFUCKER first part too and TWAT talking about the BOOBS letter that it's O KURWA! mocking (what DONKEY PUNCHER letter? I don't even know what PUSSYLICKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSCRACK hi self WINDOWS VISTA even made a really DIPSHIT good point. "It's CAMEL JOCKEY nothing more SPIC from a head nod to a KIKE knee tick". BUTTFUCKER. Which I'll add CHING CHONG CHINK onto ART METAL PRODUCTS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS suffer that FUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes COCKGOBLIN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to NIGGER be, because if I were a JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WIKIPEDIA hilarious. If you DONKEY PUNCHER Want facts, go on BLOWJOB Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA be offended, don't read JAP the freaking ASSRAPING article anyway.

YID FUCKER SHITE CAMEL JOCKEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SAMUEL L. JACKSON COCK TWO-INCH PENIS BUTTFUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS

BASTARD BASTARD HELL SHITCOCK DUMBASS CHUFF GRAPE PENIS FUCKING JUMP! CLEMEN CAMEL JOCKEY BOOBIES ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMN IT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHIT BALL SACK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BITCH VAGINA pen0r FUCKSTAIN POMMIE DAMN PISSHOLE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHIT LIMEY FELLATIO SHIT DICKHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKTARD SHITE DICK CHICKEN BIRD SHIT FUCK FUCKTARD DYKE SHITBALLS GYPSY TIMBER NIGGER DILDO WOODPECKERSHIT JACKASS SHITHEAD NIGGER DUNE COON CLUSTER FUCK QUEEF BRITNEY HOMO FUCKFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK GOD DAMN BULLSHIT WANK HOLY DUMB FUCK TOSSER VAGINA SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SUITCASE PENIS TITS & DICKS CUNT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS POLAK RAT'S ASS AMERICAN SPELLING CRAP LUV CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMMIT HELL JESSE McCARTNEY FIST FUCK CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT FUCKING JUMP! WANK AY-AY-AY MOLDY TITS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASSHOLE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHIT DAMN IT PISS ARTIST DICKLICK VAGINA DICK CUM MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BORDER HOPPER CHENEY TITS & DICKS FUCK DIPSHIT FUCKHEAD WANK FLYING FUCK GYPSY JACK OFF BALLS PUNANI ASSHOLE PUSSYLICKER FELCHING DUNE COON BUTT-HOLE WANK FELCHING NIPPLES D'OH YOU WANKER GOD DAMN STUB DICKFACE JACKASS LOGJAMMER POLAK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSWIPE SEMEN JOHN SMILEY FACE O CANADA PIG ASS BOLLOCKS HELL BUKKAKE SHIT DUNE COON SON OF A BITCH PISS UP MY ARSE YOUR MOM SHITFACE JERRY NEGRO NEOPETS CHIGGER DOG SHIT JACKASS SHIT ASSCRACK AMERICA ONLINE BELLEND DICKLICK SHIT BOOBS CUNT CRAPPER ASS GENITALIA PISS BOLLOCKS BASTARD DOUCHING FUCKBAG BIRD SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PENIS SPUNK SHITTY FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK NAZI BIRD SHIT DUMBASS ABO WANK NECROPHILIA CUM SHIT SMEG FUCKING JUMP! [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] WIGGER HELL SHITTY POMMIE BIRD SHIT ASSCRACK MOCCASINS DUNE COON CUNT LAPPER DOG SHIT PENIS CHENEY DICKHEAD DUMBASS CLIT SCROTUM SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER BELGIUM MOTHERFUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS CROTCH ART METAL PRODUCTS NORTH KOREA SON OF A BITCH DOG FUCKER THONG TASTER SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD PUSSY BUTTFUCKER FUCKING JUMP! YOU WANKER VENEREAL DISEASE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BASTARD BLISTERING BARNACLES YOGHURT CANNON suck my mothers GOATSE pen0r GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITSKIN FUCK WANK TRANNY SHITTY FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITE POOPOO MALARKY DONALD RUMSFELD COLGATE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WETBACK PISS OFF MY ASS CUNTRAG JACKASS YOU WANKER BLOWJOB YOU WANKER ASSHOLE CUNT CUNT EAT MY SHIT! NIGGER TITS RHODESIA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BASTARD FUCK BIRD SHIT CROTCH NORTH KOREA SHITFUCKER [expletive deleted] FUCKHEAD DICK CHICKEN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MOTHERFUCKER SUITCASE PENIS ASSHOLE FUCKING JUMP! FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKING TWAT MOCCASINS OSTRICH MY ASS JACKASS SHIT CAMEL FUCKER FUCKTARD YID JIZZ FUCKING A I WILL END YOU! CUNT GOD DAMMIT FLYING FUCK DICK BULLSHIT WILLY WONKA suck my mothers PISS DICK COON SHIT PISS SHITFACE TOSSER PEDOPHILIA ASS CHIGGER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PENIS EMO BUKKAKE PAKI KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 PISSHOLE ASSHOLE FENCE JUMPER BEAVER CUNTBUCKET WANK ASSWIPE TAMPONS JERRY TWAT SEMEN COON INBRED DELICIOUS CAKE DIRTY SANCHEZ MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKSTAIN FUCK TITTIES SCROTUM DIPSHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HELL TITTYWANK PIG FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PIGFUCKER BALL SACK FUCKWIT CHINK QUEEF VENEREAL DISEASE HOSER PISS ARTIST GRAPE PENIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WOODPECKERSHIT JACKASS SHIT SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER RAPE HOT GRITS FUCK OFF SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PRICK DICK CHICKEN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD WANK WIGGER MALARKY DICK DUNE COON DAMMIT TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! ART METAL PRODUCTS MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT PIGFUCKER COCKSUCKER INCEST DICK GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER YID DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BALLS TWAT SHITTY CAMEL FUCKER ASSRAPING WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! SHITE DICK INBRED DILDO BONER ALEX TREBEK CONDOMS TWAT CRACKER CANNED QUOTE PIECE OF SHIT STEVE BALLMER JOHNNY GOATSE GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD SCROTUM CHIGGER DOT HEAD GIVING HEAD PEARL NECKLACE FUCKFACE JIGGABOO SHITSLINGING COCKSUCKER SHITCOCK FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK BUGGER GIVING HEAD DAMN DUMBASS CLEMEN BITCH SHITHEAD SHUT UP, MEG! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE AUTOFELLATIO MALARKY PEDOPHILIA CUNTING ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS BRUSH MA TEETH FUCK NECROPHILIA I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE CRAPFUCKER CUNT POLACK CUNTBUCKET FELCHMONKEY PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! DICKFACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA COCK ASSRAPING BASTARD HOLY DUMB FUCK MALARKY FENCE JUMPER STEVE BALLMER ABO DUMBASS PISS WANKSPLAT NICARAGUA BIGNOSE YOGHURT CANNON SHITFACE I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE NIGNOG CUNT MARGARET THATCHER GOBSHITE SPIC BONER STRAWBERRY ASS MOTHERFUCKER MOCCASINS FUCKSTAIN ARSE DUMBASS DICKFACE INCEST SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD NIPPLES BULLSHIT FUCKING RAT'S ASS WIENER NAZI DOODIE HEAD FELCHMONKEY SHIT DAMN IT FUCKTARD SAND NIGGER PRICK RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKWIT COCKGOBLIN COON CROTCH CC PLZ LOLCAT QUEEF FUCKHEAD PIG [Insert silly non-swear here] CUNT TAMPONS DAMN TIT SPRINKLES KIKE ART METAL PRODUCTS FIRECROTCH COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT EMO REDSKIN DICKHEAD GRINGO JAP CHOAD FUCK FUCKTARD AOL IPs FUCKING A MALARKY FELCHMONKEY FUCKING DUMBASS FUCKFACE BOON SLOPE SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DAMN GOD DAMN NEGRO FEWMETS SHITTY MOCKIE FUCKWIT SHITFUCKER ASS JAP RAT'S ASS SAGGY TITS DOUCHE TIMBER NIGGER RAGHEAD PORCH MONKEY FUCK OFF ASSHAT WINDOWS VISTA VAGINA ASS SHITFACE WIENER ARSEBADGERS DIRTY SANCHEZ ANAL DIABETES PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM WINDOWS VISTA WANK COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK INCEST ASS TITS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASSHAT DAMN FLYING FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE RAGHEAD FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DICKLICK DICK CHICKEN SON OF A BITCH BONER EXTRA LONG PENIS RAGHEAD KRAUT BALLS FUCK JERK OFF FEWMETS ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS MASTURBATION BUGGER OFF BRUSH MA TEETH BELGIUM STEVE BALLMER CUNT WANKER MICK ASS NIPPLES MASTURBATION SACRAMENTO GO COUNT YOUR DICK PISS YOUR MOM ASS SHITSLINGING GRINGO I WILL END YOU! JUNGLE BUNNY FIRECROTCH YOU WANKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT INBRED MILF ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKBAG DAMN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FROG BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASSHAT TITS MOZILLA FIREFOX JOHNNY CUNT BIG FOOT COCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DILDO BALL SACK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! WIKIPEDIA ASS ANAL TITS & DICKS SAND NIGGER PRICK YOU WANKER FRITZ ALEX TREBEK SHITHEAD PIECE OF SHIT CUNT RAT'S ASS ASS BITCH WIGGER JIZZ FUCK HELL DOUCHING JAP ASS SHITFACE SUCK MY COCK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BIGNOSE DAMMIT DAMN CHOAD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! POLACK RAPE SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? PUNANI SHITTY BAD MOTHERFUCKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PIECE OF SHIT RICK MORANIS FLYING FUCK POLACK DONKEY DICK POLESMOKER ARSE INBRED BUTT PIRATE WANKSPLAT EAT MY SHIT! FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE ASSWIPE TWAT WANK PORCH MONKEY ARSEBADGERS KIKE GRAPE PENIS FUCKER WALRUS SHIT RAPE CLEVELAND STEAMER FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TAMPONS SPANK THE MONKEY I RAPE WALRUSES! O CANADA CUNT FUCKSTAIN HADJI GRIS SHITCUNTING HENTAI NIGGER TITS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS HELL CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN DELICIOUS CAKE WANK SHITE TESTICLE CHOKE WALRUS SHIT CRAP JOHNNY PEARL NECKLACE FUCK YOU MALL SANTA YID CHENEY FUCKFACE BUTT-HOLE FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK BANGKOK JACK OFF PUNANI HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WIENER THONG TASTER POOPOO BEAVER PECKERHEAD DICK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM LIMEY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM YOU WANKER LIMEY SHOOP DA WHOOP PISS YOUR MOM ARSE ASSHAT NEGRO CARPET MUNCHER POMMIE STEVE BALLMER BUGGER FEATURED HITLER POWERSHIT VAGINA SPUNK YOU WANKER NAZI REBECCA BLACK WOMEN'S RIGHTS LIMEY PISSHOLE DUNE COON BONER POWERSHIT BUGGER SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER NEGRO SHIT ASS CHOAD I WILL END YOU! JOHNNY BONER DAMN IT FELCHING ANAL BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKFUCKFUCK INCEST ANUSCAKE ORGASM PISS JACKASS FEWMETS DIRTY SANCHEZ SHIT FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT ASS JOHNNY BUTTFUCKER DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PISS ARTIST FAG ARSE DONKEY DICK CAMEL JOCKEY LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT WOP CHENEY GOD BLESS AMERICA TURD GRINGO HORSE PENIS ASSHAT FAG FELLATIO TWAT DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK HADJI ASS SHITTY FUCKWIT PEARL NECKLACE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCK NUGGET FUCKHEAD SHITFACE WETBACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS DAMN NIGNOG CLEVELAND STEAMER TIT DIRT WANK DUMBASS FAG SPUNK LOGJAMMER DICK CHICKEN GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT ASS HELL BOLLOCKS DAMN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HOSER SHITSLINGING SHITE WIGGER TAMPONS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WIKIPEDIA CLIT RECTUM RAIDER EMO AMERICA ONLINE JERRY CHING CHONG CHINK PIECE OF SHIT BOOBS MOLDY TITS SPIC RAT'S ASS STEVE BALLMER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE RAT'S ASS TUBA JUSTIN BIEBER HELL EPIDIDYMIS WETBACK BELLEND [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] ASSHAT SCUMBAG FUCKSTAIN BUGGER DICKFACE ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN ORGASM BITCH BULLSHIT FUCK A DUCK ARSE ORGASM HORSE SHIT RAT'S COCK DOT HEAD HEIL HITLER! SHIT FUCK KNOBJOCKEY MICK GOD DAMN CUNNILINGUS VAGINA DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKER TENTACLE RAPE BALL SACK DONGSHOVER FUCKTARD RAGHEAD RAT'S ASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASS TITS & DICKS RAT'S ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER BOLLOCKS PISS OFF FIRECROTCH GOD DAMN HONKY NEOPETS HITLER ARSEBADGERS NORTH KOREA CRACKER JUNGLE BUNNY CONDOMS SPIC WINDOWS VISTA SHIT POTTYMOUTH PAKI NIPPLES SHITE ASSCRACK TIT DIRT DOODIE HEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER LET'S SHIT NIGGER FUCK YOU FEMADOM HELL CAMEL JOCKEY HELL BUGFUCK SEMEN BOOBIES PISS SHITE BASTARD ASS PISS FUCK BULLSHIT YOU WANKER BALLS DOUCHE YOU WANKER RAPE CUNT BATHING SUIT AREA CROTCH CAMEL JOCKEY PIGFUCKER KIDDY FIDDLER CUM FUCKBAG FUCK OFF D'OH TIT SPRINKLES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PUSSY HOT GRITS DAMN NEGRO DAMN SON OF A BITCH CLEMEN BOON SHIT INBRED EPIDIDYMIS ASSHOLE RAT'S COCK DICKHEAD SNUFF PORN HELL SHITPISSER DOUCHING AUTOFELLATIO SHITBALLS CUNT FUCKWIT CANNED QUOTE ASSWIPE SUGARTITS WANK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TAMPONS FUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PUSSY ASSHAT DOUCHE WOODPECKERSHIT BUKKAKE ASSHAT URINE-GARGLING PRICK DAMNATION SHITPISSER CLEVELAND STEAMER NIGNOG STRAWBERRY ASS INJUN FUCKER INBRED INBRED SHITTING DICK NIPPLES HELL SHITCOCK DICKLICK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CHICKEN FRIES WANK EPIDIDYMIS POMMIE CLUSTER FUCK ASS LICKER FUCK A DUCK DELICIOUS CAKE WANKER SHITE POLESMOKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS PISS ARTIST JERK OFF JERRY STEVE BALLMER MONKEY SHIT RUSKIE MONKEY SHIT BITCH ASSFACE COCKSUCKER PISS ARTIST ASS KRAUT DOT HEAD HELL FAGGOT BITCH RADIO FREE LUNCH CUNT HELL SHITSKIN FUCKSTAIN BATMAN & ROBIN FLYING FUCK ASSHAT DONALD RUMSFELD SNUFF PORN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BOB SAGET DONKEY PUNCHER PISS ARTIST ASSHAT ASSCRACK SHITE CUNT STEVE BALLMER ORGASM JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK MARCH OF FLAMES CUNT FAG WILLY WONKA GOD DAMMIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON FLYING RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH FUCK OFF ASS KNOBJOCKEY BONG SAND NIGGER BONER BASTARD CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK PISSHOLE FENCE JUMPER PUSSY HELL BUKKAKE CHINA IS CAPITALIST FUCKING BASEBALL FUCK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TWAT BUGFUCK YUKKY DOODY HEIL HITLER! SHITFUCKER BITCH ASSBANDIT WANK PENIS GOD BLESS AMERICA PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! SHIT HADJI WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! CUNT GOBSHITE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ROSIE O'DONNELL CUNT CRAPPER YOU WANKER HUEY P. NEWTON ARSE HELL SOD OFF TITMOUSE SCUMBAG GOD DAMN CLIT FELLATIO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOUCHEBAG GOBSHITE REDNECK WIENER WHORE DICKWAD ARSE PRICK CRACKER ANAL DIABETES JIGGABOO DAMN IT MARGARET THATCHER SHITSKIN CUNNILINGUS YOU WANKER POTTYMOUTH SHITHEAD DICK CHICKEN DOUCHE NAZI MALARKY MOTHERFUCKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS AUTOFELLATIO FUCKSTAIN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT I LIKE BUSH RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT SHITHEAD TITTIES SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CLEMEN FUCKWIT BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DAMN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM GARBAGE DAY! WANKER FLYING RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK BUTT PIRATE BLUMPKIN GOD DAMMIT INBRED GOD DAMN NIGGER TITS OH SHI– ARSE DICKHEAD DUNE COON FELCHING Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKSTAIN and with the ASSWIPE and his COCKING FUCKBOROUGH of girraffes in which DAMN IT while reading about BITCH!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PEARL NECKLACE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CRAP ON A STICK

Article written in the style of its subject This article is FUCK NUGGET funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCKING A subject. If you do not find it funny NICARAGUA, it is probably because you are an INBRED DONALD RUMSFELD ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. HELL If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DOT HEAD joke loses its humour JERK OFF when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCKTARD ignorant, then you wouldn't have DAMN needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FUCK FUCK PUNANI FUCKSTAIN FUCKING!!!!!I <3 COCK