Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder GOD DAMMIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PENISBIRD, sudden FUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WOODPECKERSHIT or NEGRO vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly 666 in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TAMPONS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GOD BLESS AMERICA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TAMPONS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MASTURBATION SEMPRINI words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CAMEL JOCKEY utterFUCKance of socially SAND NIGGER objectionable words).
FUCK Tourette's is PISSHOLE not to be JUSTIN BIEBER confused with BIRD SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MONKEY'S UNCLE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DOUCHETITS random PORCH MONKEY disorientation, culturally-LET'S SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HELLFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local LIKE FATHER LIKE SON language, BASTARD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BEAVER CLEMEN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky LAKE TITICACA souvenir shoppes and massive CUNNILINGUS quantities FUCK OFF of ANAL DIABETES MARGARET THATCHER garbage.
Darnit.
A ASSCRACK Polite Note to the DOUCHE NAZI Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSWIPE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BATHING SUIT AREA article CONDOMS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or COCKSUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance LIMEY.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKBAG Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BONER Tourrette's sufferers SEMEN swear. You can FAGGOT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOG SHIT TV, for always focusing on the ARSEBADGERS bad side of a terrible REBECCA BLACK thing.
- The main BASTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNNILINGUS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HENTAI' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITFACE knee CRAPMUNCHER NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DOUGHNUT PUNCHER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITHEAD school for TENTACLE RAPE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PRICK sufferers to become MASTURBATION manically depressed and SHITPISSER commit POMMIE suicide.
- There is no TACO cure, and the ANUSCAKE drugs that are available to, "calm" the YOGHURT CANNON tics often have adverse ORGASM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS perodol" which caused my entire PAKI body to go SHITSKIN numb and SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than ARSE it is without the JERK OFF drug.
I am an active member of a PIGFUCKER tourette syndrome FUCK A DUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating KNOBJOCKEY the CUNTRAG public view of Tourettes as a "PENIS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TITTYWANK much much (hand spasms) more...
I am ASS sorry for BALLS "hi-jacking" your GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DIPSHIT this that really DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a CUNT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSWIPE, and making fun of a CRAP horrible disorder is (not) ANUSCAKE funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CLEVELAND STEAMER time.
Best YOU WANKER regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “CLIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese PROTESTS reply
As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHT WING not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! degenerate capitalist culture in those PROTESTS countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries MELAMINE leadership, those problems does not TIBETAN BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN TOOTHPASTE byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society CAPITALISM.
Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen
P.S. PISSHOLE Regards to Andrew DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply
As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CONDOMS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this HIV NEGATIVE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?
Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JACKASS saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my DICK CHICKEN intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine PENISBIRD Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS and JOHN SMILEY FACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JACK OFF music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) [Insert silly non-swear here] BAND WITH 4 ANUSCAKE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BUTTFUCKER HORSE! PENISBIRD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PENISBIRD'S HOUSE
How SONNY BILL WILLIAMS to SHITTY cure HELL the FRIG Tourette's CUNNILINGUS Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment BOLLOCKS for ORGASM Tourette's DICKHEAD Syndrome PRICK is FUCK OFF following FUCKBAG these MOTHERFUCKER rules HAIL SATAN! in GOD DAMMIT order:
- 1: Avoid BUKKAKE immature 30 CASES OF PICKLES little MICK kids,
- 2: Count to MARGARET THATCHER within SHITCUNTING 10 HORSE PENISseconds,
- 3: Do not open your CONAN O'BRIAN BOON TITS nor HEIL HITLER! talk,
- 4: Tell FUCKSTAIN yourself you DONKEY PUNCHER don't SMEG have PICKANINNY this FELLATIO disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GOBSHITE WITH NASTY ASSHOLE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the PENISBIRD last straw GENITALIA!
I fucking put 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE DICKHEAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at COCK the TOP OF lowercase THIS TURD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? offensive. JACK ABRAMOFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA people who try HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS to battle MOCKIE'DICK CHICKEN that tight-ass FUCK YOU 17-year-NI—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find INBRED it now, but someone said SOD OFF' DAMN GOD DAMN'SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASS is a laughing SHITHEAD matter. Plus there GOBSHITE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HORSE SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are LAKE TITICACA articles FUCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT stuff. So FUCKER that means DOUCHE NAZI stop getting mad at the DICKHEAD first part too and PISS OFF MY ASS talking about the SON OF A BITCH letter that it's SAND NIGGER mocking (what PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! letter? I don't even know what NIGGER the heck you're talking about). Adrian HAIL SATAN! hi self ASS even made a really SHITHEAD good point. "It's DUMBASS nothing more BULLSHIT from a head nod to a CARPET MUNCHER knee tick". SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM. Which I'll add SPUNK onto 666 saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WINDOWS VISTA suffer that NINTENDOGS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BUTTFUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DOT HEAD be, because if I were a TUBA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BRUSH MA TEETH hilarious. If you TITS Want facts, go on LENS CRAFTERS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA be offended, don't read YOGHURT CANNON the freaking MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS article anyway.
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SPANK THE MONKEY GOD DAMMIT YID SEX BUTT-HEAD DAMN HOSER ASSHOLE PRICK MILF FUCKING DICKLICK CRACKER BUTTFUCKER PISS WANK SHIT FELCHING DOT HEAD PISS OFF POLESMOKER WALRUS SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMMIT FROG'S FAT ASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY ASS LICKER ARSE BUGGER HELL DAMN IT BITCH DAMN GOATSE DIPSHIT PAKI ARSE FUCK YOU PISS ARTIST FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JOHNNY PISS OFF FUCKFACE P'KANG NIHILISM BOOBIES COCK BIRD SHIT JOHNNY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CHRISTHUMPER DONGSHOVER EMO CHRISTHUMPER HELLFUCKER BITCH CHICKEN SHIT WHORE CRAPPY I WILL END YOU! HELL BAD MOTHERFUCKER DYKE SHITFACE FUCK JACK OFF CHIGGER FUCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DAMN IT WIGGER TITS FUCKING A SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FELLATIO SHITBALLS DOUCHE MONKEY SHIT TAFFY WALRUS SHIT CRAPMUNCHER WIKIPEDIA BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!
How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CHAV CUNTSWILLING SHITTY DOUCHE TOSSER TAMPON IN MY ASS BUTT PIRATE AMERICA ONLINE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DICKWAD TITMOUSE CHUFF SPUNK BULLSHIT SEMEN CRAPFUCKER ASSFACE DAMN IT DAMN TITTIES BUTTFUCKER HO FUCKING BASEBALL WOMEN'S RIGHTS JIZZ FUCKING JUMP! PIGS MIGHT FLY ASSCRACK CUNT LOGJAMMER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITSKIN MALARKY TITMOUSE DUMBASS DAMN JERK OFF PISS ARTIST ART METAL PRODUCTS SPICY CUNT FUCK BITCH GOVERNMENT FILTERS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CLEVELAND STEAMER DICKFACE ASS DAMN CHOAD WANK JACKASS SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER SPANK THE MONKEY MOZILLA FIREFOX ASS SHITCOCK ASS FUCK NUGGET BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BRITNEY JUNGLE BUNNY CUM FUCKING DIPSHIT BITCH NAZI FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PENIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BASTARD NAZI PEARL NECKLACE SHITSLINGING FRENCH TICKLER INBRED [Insert yet another person's name here] NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK TITMOUSE FUCK NUGGET AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SPANK THE MONKEY FLYING FUCK DICKLICK Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive POOPOO and with the CHOAD and his FUCKHEAD of girraffes in which EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA while reading about CRAPPY!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See GARBAGE DAY! also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- DUMBASS
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its WHORE subject. If you do not find it funny GREASER, it is probably because you are an INBRED FROG'S FAT ASS ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. BUKKAKE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FUCK joke loses its humour CONDOMS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so NIGGER ignorant, then you wouldn't have TITTIES needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! ASSRAMMER PEDOPHILIA BITCH TWAT RANDY TRAVIS!!!!!I <3 COCK |
