Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SPICY CUNT FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder CUM characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TRANNY, sudden YOU WANKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MICK or BITCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FIST FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BUGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNTBUCKET include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WOODPECKERSHIT DYKE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHIGGER utterFUCKance of socially O KURWA! objectionable words).
TURD Tourette's is CLUSTERFUCK not to be PUSSY confused with DICKLICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BONER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HOSER random PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT disorientation, culturally-FUCKSTAIN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HELLFIRE language, DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASS CUNTRAG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITFACE souvenir shoppes and massive SHITE quantities BOB SAGET of ANAL DIABETES CARPET MUNCHER garbage.
Darnit.
A FUCKSTAIN Polite Note to the DIPSHIT Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SPANK THE MONKEY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DICKFACE article SAMUEL L. JACKSON funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMN IT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CRAPMUNCHER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SEMEN.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DAMN Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER Tourrette's sufferers PORCH MONKEY swear. You can lowercase blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WANK TV, for always focusing on the HELL bad side of a terrible NAZI thing.
- The main DICK IN A BOX symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are KRAUT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CAMEL FUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JAP knee pen0r NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is CUNT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUKKAKE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PEDOPHILIA school for SCRATCH! GROUNDER! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DIPSHIT sufferers to become ARSEBADGERS manically depressed and FUCKSTAIN commit ASSRAMMER suicide.
- There is no SONNY BILL WILLIAMS cure, and the TENTACLE RAPE drugs that are available to, "calm" the CRAP tics often have adverse PRICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSFACE perodol" which caused my entire MAMA MIA body to go ASSHAT numb and TURD basically made it NIGGA! worse than P'KANG it is without the HUMAN RIGHTS drug.
I am an active member of a MOTHERFUCKER tourette syndrome VAGINA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating LIMEY the FUCKING FUCKFUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "FRIG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TONY LA RUSSA much much (hand spasms) more...
I am RAPE sorry for HYPERINFLATION "hi-jacking" your BONER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNTYMINTS this that really FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a HENTAI better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FRAK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NIGGER, and making fun of a O CANADA horrible disorder is (not) DICK funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PRICK time.
Best SHITSKIN regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “BELGIUM” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply
As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN BABY FORMULA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill INDIA HAS NUKES Westerners show is not an KENNY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of OPINION degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN BABY FORMULA countries. When showing DEMOCRACY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOVERNMENT FILTERS in countries NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS leadership, those problems does not STUDENT PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society TAIWAN.
Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen
P.S. DOUCHING Regards to Andrew SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply
As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?
Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my JACK ABRAMOFF intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine TRANNY Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are RAT'S ASS and suck my mothers playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CRAPPY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CHICKEN SHIT BAND WITH 4 NIGGER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSWIPE HORSE! TRANNY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TRANNY'S HOUSE
How FUCKING JUMP! to PEDOPHILIA cure BONER the FUCK Tourette's CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL for PAKI Tourette's CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON Syndrome TWAT is SHITPISSER following JENKEM these EDITABLE DYK rules FUCK in UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY order:
- 1: Avoid FUCKSTAIN immature COMMUNIST DILDO little JACKASS kids,
- 2: Count to JAP within CROTCH 10 NIseconds,
- 3: Do not open your GO COUNT YOUR DICK P'KANG NORTH KOREA nor ASSRAPING talk,
- 4: Tell SHITE yourself you NIHILISM don't CUNTING ASSCRACK have KIDDY FIDDLER this SOD disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BOOBS WITH NASTY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DILDO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the TRANNY last straw TAMPON IN MY ASS!
I fucking put WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER?' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITCUNTING PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GIVING HEAD the TOP OF DICK THIS JOHN SMILEY FACE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TITS offensive. SAND NIGGER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASS people who try DILDO to battle AUTOFELLATIO'CRAPMUNCHER that tight-ass CONAN O'BRIAN 17-year-FUCK—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOD DAMN it now, but someone said GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS' TITS GOD DAMMIT'SHITHEAD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NIPPLES is a laughing FUCKWIT matter. Plus there CRAP ON A STICK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SCUMBAG Uncyclopedia, there are HO articles CRAPMUNCHER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSHAT stuff. So GO HOME AND DIE that means NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES stop getting mad at the SHITSKIN first part too and BITCH talking about the DAMNATION letter that it's CAMEL JOCKEY mocking (what WEHATEMARIO letter? I don't even know what VAGINA the heck you're talking about). Adrian BULLSHIT hi self DIPSHIT even made a really DILDO good point. "It's ASSHOLE nothing more JERRY from a head nod to a DOUCHING knee tick". INCEST. Which I'll add ASSCRACK onto NIGGER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DISSIDENTS suffer that SHITTY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TAMPON IN MY ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BOLLOCKS be, because if I were a NECROPHILIA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKHEAD hilarious. If you BITCH Want facts, go on FOUR-EYES Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITHEAD be offended, don't read BITCH the freaking YOGHURT CANNON article anyway.
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WANKER COCK JAP POMMIE RAT'S ASS DOUCHING SUCK MY DICK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TWISTY VAGINA DUMBASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKWIT BOB SAGET RAT'S COCK PENIS DOUCHEBAG GENITALIA BITCH BALLS CLEMEN POLAK SNUFF PORN FUCK YOU ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ REDSKIN SEMPRINI CHRISTHUMPER GOD DAMN DUMBASS NECROPHILIA SHITTY SEMPRINI PENIS PISS ARTIST INBRED TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCKFACE BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE POMMIE BASTARD DYKE DOUCHETITS GOD DAMMIT WIENER FRIG BUGGER DOG SHIT PEDOPHILIA BASTARD HOSER WANK TRANNY ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK CONAN O'BRIAN ASSCRACK EMO SHIT I LIKE BUSH HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKHEAD JUSTIN BIEBER DICKLICK DICK I'LL RAPE YOU ARSEBADGERS REDNECK HOSER PEEPEE GO HOME AND DIE DAMN FUCKSTAIN COCKSMOKER PIG PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TITWANK RAT'S COCK GRINGO REBECCA BLACK CUNT FAGGOT HITLER PIG DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! JESSE McCARTNEY RAT'S COCK BUTTFUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PENIS ASSWIPE BLOWJOB PISS ARTIST SMEG DIPSHIT CLIT ASSRAPING SCUMBAG BALLS INCEST ASSCRACK SPUNK DAMN DAMN IT RAT'S ASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CLUSTERFUCK JACKASS WANK FUCK YOU WANKER SOD OFF ASSHAT BULLSHIT NIHILISM FU SPANG RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN PEDOPHILIA WIENER FUCK NUGGET PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKER GOD DAMN POOPY ART METAL PRODUCTS NAZI BONER ASS BIG FOOT WOP WANK WIENER YOU WANKER ARSE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA INJUN CONDOMS FUCKWIT FEWMETS HELL BALL SACK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DOUCHEBAG LOLCAT BASTARD DICKHEAD FUCK YOU JACK ABRAMOFF CHOAD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BOB SAGET ELECTION CLUSTERFUCK YID ASSHOLE REDNECK BLOWJOB HO Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive SAMUEL L. JACKSON and with the TITS and his DAMN of girraffes in which FUCKER while reading about JAP!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See CHRISTHUMPER also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is O KURWA! funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its MOZILLA FIREFOX subject. If you do not find it funny YOU WANKER, it is probably because you are an INBRED MOTHERFUCKER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. suck my mothers If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a TAMPONS joke loses its humour MALARKY when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CHOAD ignorant, then you wouldn't have KIKE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! PUNANI INJUN CROTCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHITSLINGING!!!!!I <3 COCK |
