Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DAMN IT'CUM'PISS'FUCKING JUMP!'FUCKTARD'TITS & DICKS'CAMEL FUCKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DOODIE HEAD, sudden TAMPONS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BUTTFUCKER or KAFFIR vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HOLY DUMB FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PIECE OF SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NAZI by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOM DeLUISE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DOUCHEBAG utterFUCKance of socially URINE-GARGLING objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first INBRED television programs to address [Insert stupid word you just made up here] Tourette's syndrome.

PENIS ON A BUN Tourette's is FUCKING FUCKFUCKER not to be BASTARD confused with CAPTAIN CRUNCH Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DAMNED TABERNACLE random NAZI disorientation, culturally-FUCK OFF-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ART METAL PRODUCTS language, JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places COMMUNIST DILDO DICK TITS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CANNED QUOTES souvenir shoppes and massive DICKFACE quantities FUCK of ANAL DIABETES ASSCRACK garbage.

Darnit.

A GO COUNT YOUR DICK Polite Note to the DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Author:

The MALARKY Tourette's BEAVER Research Institute was PUNANI founded to HELL.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MARCH OF FLAMES article SONNY BILL WILLIAMS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CLUSTERFUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WANKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NIGGER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ORGASM Tourrette's sufferers CLEVELAND STEAMER swear. You can BOYCOTT VIACOM! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BUGFUCK TV, for always focusing on the BASTARD bad side of a terrible NIGGER thing.
• The main BITCH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GRINGO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ANUSCAKE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TITS knee CLIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is EXTRA LONG PENIS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITFACE school for FUCK YOU something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PRICK sufferers to become BITCH manically depressed and WANK commit I WILL END YOU! suicide.
• There is no TUBA cure, and the NI drugs that are available to, "calm" the RECTUM RAIDER tics often have adverse TITS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PENIS perodol" which caused my entire DICKWAD body to go CUNT numb and CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON basically made it NIGGA! worse than ADMINS ARE GAY it is without the DUMBASS drug.

I am an active member of a CUM tourette syndrome POLAK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MALL SANTA the CARPET MUNCHER public view of Tourettes as a "ABO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GYPSY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TOTAL sorry for JAP "hi-jacking" your ASSHAT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WARNER MUSIC GROUP this that really ASSHOLE annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MONGOLIANS, and making fun of a PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS horrible disorder is (not) MALL SANTA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RUSTY TROMBONE time.

Best SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MACACA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply

As PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIENANMEN SQUARE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an SLITTY EYES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of LHASA degenerate capitalist culture in those PRINCE PHILIP countries. When showing DIMETHYL GLYCOL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! in countries STUDENT MOVEMENT leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!!” Wen

P.S. SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Regards to Andrew MOTHERFUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DON'T HAVE AIDS reply

The BITCH bastard who wrote this article. You can JIZZ punch him if you BUGGER OFF want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “BRITAIN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WANKSPLAT saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my FLYING RAT'S ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DOODIE HEAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JACKASS and SUCK A BIG DICK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HOT GRITS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKTARD BAND WITH 4 TWAT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASS HORSE! DOODIE HEAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DOODIE HEAD'S HOUSE

How ART METAL PRODUCTS to FUCKHEAD cure SHITHEAD the KNOBJOCKEY Tourette's ABO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK for IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourette's ANAL DIABETES Syndrome JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK is SACRAMENTO following BOB SAGET these ASSFACE rules DOUCHING in FELLATIO order:

• 1: Avoid FUCK YOU immature FUCKSTAIN little DILDO kids,
• 2: Count to SHITTY within DARTH VADER 10 TIBETAN BUDDHISMseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASS JIGGABOO ASSHAT nor PRICK talk,
• 4: Tell PISS yourself you ASSWIPE don't GOD DAMN have YUKY DOODY this SHITTY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? WITH NASTY GOD DAMMIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ANAL DIABETES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DOODIE HEAD last straw I RAPE WALRUSES!!

I fucking put MOTHERFUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE WANK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK the TOP OF BELLEND THIS FUCK OFF ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be RAT'S ASS offensive. JACKASS SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI people who try JERK OFF to battle PISS UP MY ARSE'HENTAI that tight-ass INCEST 17-year-GRUE RAPE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SON OF A BITCH it now, but someone said HOT GRITS' GANGBANG CAMEL FUCKER'CRAPPY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING JAP is a laughing SHITSLINGING matter. Plus there FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on [EXPLETIVE] Uncyclopedia, there are NIGGER articles SHITE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JACKASS stuff. So PISS ARTIST that means DAMMIT stop getting mad at the COCK first part too and FUCK OFF talking about the WOMEN'S RIGHTS letter that it's BUKKAKE mocking (what GOD DAMMIT letter? I don't even know what CUNT the heck you're talking about). Adrian WHITE PEOPLE hi self WANKSPLAT even made a really FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE good point. "It's INJUN nothing more FUCK from a head nod to a PISS ARTIST knee tick". ALEX TREBEK. Which I'll add CHOAD onto SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SCUMBUCKET suffer that BIRD SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes [expletive deleted] it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITSLINGING be, because if I were a SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASS LICKER hilarious. If you YOU WANKER Want facts, go on FUCKTARD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BOOBS be offended, don't read FUCK the freaking BITCH article anyway.

CLIT JIZZ FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER FUCK OFF ASSHAT DAMN PIGFUCKER GOD DAMMIT SHITBALLS

WILLY WONKA SEX MOTHERFUCKER THONG TASTER SEX PENIS DICK IN A BOX DICKWAD DOUCHE TACO SHITFUCKER RICK MORANIS DAMN IT MILF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISS FUCKSTAIN SPANK THE MONKEY I DON'T HAVE AIDS WANK TITS & DICKS FUCK YOU {{USERNAME}} Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BALL SACK SOD OFF DEVELOPERS! BELLEND SCROTUM INBRED DOG SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ CROTCH Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SPUNK ASS FASCIST PENIS RAGHEAD SOD PISS OFF BUGGER OFF SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD BIGNOSE RAPE CAMEL FUCKER DOUCHEBAG LAKE TITICACA ASSFACE CHUFF [expletive deleted] NIGNOG SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HADJI SHITFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SEX SHITSLINGING SHITBALLS ASSHAT NECROPHILIA DIPSHIT FIRECROTCH INCEST AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITBALLS FUCKTARD [expletive deleted] MOTHERFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU PISS ARTIST PIG SEX DYKE FUCKER RECTUM RAIDER GENITALIA FUDGEPACKER ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WANK WOODPECKERSHIT BOOBIES [expletive deleted] SHIT HO DUMBASS SHITBALLS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHOAD COON SHIT DILDO COCKSTUFFER KNOBJOCKEY BASTARD PISSHOLE GOD BLESS AMERICA PEARL NECKLACE BULLSHIT TAMPONS DICKHEAD HELL BASTARD TENTACLE RAPE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT FUCKWIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING DUNE COON GO HOME AND DIE GOD DAMMIT JACKASS PIGFUCKER SHITE FUCKHEAD TAMPONS BEAVER JACKASS SHIT DICK CHICKEN FLYING FUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT TOWELHEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK MOCCASINS NEGRO GANGBANG DAMMIT HELL DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CUNT EMO FUCK YOU JACKASS DUMBASS COON MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER BUGGER FENCE JUMPER TITS & DICKS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BUGGER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS INCEST [Insert stupid word you just made up here] PRICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GYPSY SACRED CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BONER HENTAI ANAL DIABETES ORGASM D'OH MOTHERFUCKER SHIT LIKE A HORSE GREASER FASHION BUG GARBAGE DAY! FELCHING DAMN ASSFACE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SAND NIGGER REDSKIN CROTCH GO HOME AND DIE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCK RAPE GRAPE PENIS ORGASM CHICKEN SHIT DAGO FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN DOUCHING REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE FUCK COCKSMOKER MOTHERFUCKER YID BENCH PRESS SHIT PISS CUNTBUCKET FUCK ASSHOLE WOP RAT'S ASS TITTYWANK CUNT QUEEF WANK RAT'S COCK ASSCRACK WANK KNOBJOCKEY BUGFUCK ASS LICKER GENITALIA POLESMOKER FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU I'LL RAPE YOU HELL FLYING FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER CRAP HEIL HITLER! DICK IN A BOX CHICKEN SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN TWAT PUNANI COCKGOBLIN TURD GIVING HEAD PUSSY DILDO KRAUT GOD DAMMIT TUBA WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BITCH DICK ARSEBADGERS SHIT BITCH DAMN AUTOFELLATIO TIT SPRINKLES RAPE SCUMBAG DICKWAD GO HOME AND DIE SHITHEAD ART METAL PRODUCTS MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD FUCKSTAIN HELL HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TITS NORTH KOREA LICK PUSSY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SCUMBUCKET PISS OFF WANKSPLAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK BRITNEY COCKSTUFFER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SCUMBAG CC PLZ TURD SON OF A BITCH NAZI NAZI PIECE OF SHIT DOG FUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKFUCKFUCK VAGINA SHITSLINGING CUNT PRICK BITCH PISS OFF SON OF A BITCH JOHNNY FUCK OFF DAMN IT DOG SHIT ASSCRACK DICKFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ BOLLOCKS FUCKING A CUNT ASSHOLE BELGIUM PISS SUITCASE PENIS DICK TITS WHORE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE NAZI YOU WANKER SAND NIGGER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TWISTY VAGINA FUCK DAMMIT DICKFACE BASTARD DOG FUCKER JACKASS SHITHEAD JOHNNY KIDDY FIDDLER TAFFY PISS CHOAD ARSE TAMPON IN MY ASS FROG DONKEY PUNCHER POMMIE MARGARET THATCHER SHITBALLS FUCKSTAIN TITTIES MOCKIE JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS SON OF A BITCH RAPE JIGGABOO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DOUCHETITS JAP AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS FUCKHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY SHITBALLS SPUNK GOOK SPUNK MOTHERFUCKER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PISS SCROTUM BITCH LOGJAMMER BOB SAGET BITCH RAPE TAFFY SHITE TIBET CAMEL JOCKEY ASSFACE BUGGER BASKETBALL HOOP FUCKER CUNT NI ASSHAT FUCK YOU 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 TITS & DICKS SPICY CUNT FUCK BOOBIES NIGNOG ASS IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! PRICK SOD OFF CRAPMUNCHER NIGGER RAPE LOLLIPOPS DAMN BITCH ASSHAT CUNNILINGUS BUTT PIRATE YOU WANKER DOODIE HEAD RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD FENCE JUMPER CHOAD HELL SOD BITCH O KURWA! FLAMING ASS BADGER POO POO BLOWJOB SEX POTTYMOUTH TWAT BOOBS REDSKIN SCROTUM INBRED PEEPEE FUCK NUGGET HELL NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASS FASCIST BELLEND SHITHEAD FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS BOOBS [expletive deleted] DIPSHIT TOWELHEAD SLOPE CHIGGER BALLS BALL SACK POOPOO DRAMA BALL SACK CROTCH WHORE GOATSE NICARAGUA DILDO TITS CUNTBUCKET GOAT DICK DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TWO-INCH PENIS CUNT DICKFACE GOATSE CHAV FUCK MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY BALLS PEEPEE POMMIE YOU WANKER DOM DeLUISE PISS OFF BELLEND MASTURBATION COCK GENITALIA DAMMIT PISS POLAK GRINGO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BENSON SUCKS BORDER HOPPER FUCK YOU BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK FUCK PISSHOLE ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKTARD FUCKTARD YOU WANKER FUCK SUCK MY DICK PISS OFF MY ASS ASSRAPING FUCK GOD DAMN ARSE CHOAD KISSER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER I WILL END YOU! DICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PUSSY CLEVELAND STEAMER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES MASTURBATION DICKWAD GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS INCEST MONGOLIANS ASS BATMAN & ROBIN DOODIE HEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK POLACK ASS MARGARET THATCHER JERRY FOUR-EYES SHITFACE SHIT TITS & DICKS CUNTSWILLING FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! BRUSH MA TEETH CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS 30 CASES OF PICKLES I WILL END YOU! GRAPE PENIS SON OF A BITCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MONKEY SHIT EAT MY SHIT! PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! 30 CASES OF PICKLES WIGGER BUTTFUCKER POLESMOKER FUCKHEAD CUNTRAG DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN SHIT SOD DAMN SIGMUND FREUD FUCKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BUTT PIRATE SHITTY SHIT RAT'S COCK FIST FUCK DYKE CLUSTERFUCK DOODIE HEAD DOUCHING FLYING FUCK POLAK BLOWJOB ASSRAPING ABO GO HOME AND DIE BOOBS BUTTFUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HO CLEVELAND STEAMER BASTARD SCROTUM REDNECK TOWELHEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK WANK GENITALIA WIGGER BASTARD DAMN RAT'S COCK MASTURBATION DIPSHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT COCKSTUFFER FUCKING A STEVE BALLMER FUCK RAT'S COCK DICKFACE BOB SAGET CRAP FUCK OFF FUCK MONKEY SHIT GOATSE TITTIES NAZI BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA THONG TASTER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNT GYPSY POLESMOKER NECROPHILIA CUNT RAT'S ASS FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD COCKSUCKER DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JENKEM DAMN IT HENTAI FROG'S FAT ASS CUM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CROTCH BEAVER BLISTERING BARNACLES CHOLERA IS FUN! BASTARD CLIT CUM UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY SPUNK GO HOME AND DIE SHITSLINGING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DIPSHIT SIGMUND FREUD I WILL END YOU! SPANK THE MONKEY EARS OF CHRIST FUCKFUCKFUCK lowercase RAT'S ASS CUNT DYKE CHICKEN SHIT ANAL MOTHERFUCKER BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! PUSSY FUCKWIT QUEEF DOT HEAD MILF MOCKIE JAP MAMA MIA FUCKTARD DICK IN A BOX SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT FUCKING DAMMIT TITS HELLFUCKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER POOPOO BALL SACK ART METAL PRODUCTS VAGINA ASSHOLE CUNNILINGUS BALL SACK BUKKAKE NIGNOG CHICKEN FRIES FUCK OFF FUCK NUGGET RAPE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUNG-HOLE CUNT CLEVELAND STEAMER BITCH SCROTUM JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CHICKEN FRIES ARSE RAGHEAD LIMEY CUNTBUCKET BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER ARSE FELCHING RAT'S COCK POMMIE JERRY CHOAD ASS POOPY BALLS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS TWO-INCH PENIS ASS ASS LICKER BITCH DAMNATION SCRATCH! GROUNDER! AMERICA ONLINE PISS ARTIST RAT'S COCK NIPPLES MOZILLA FIREFOX CHOAD CUNTING ASSCRACK KIDDY FIDDLER PIECE OF SHIT SHITSLINGING SEX ASSHAT [expletive deleted] BUTT PIRATE COCK JACKASS HELLFIRE FELCHING ALEX TREBEK SHITBALLS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CROTCH I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU TOSSER PISS BENSON SUCKS PISS ARTIST TIT DIRT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKSTAIN CUNT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NIGGER BITCH O CANADA POLAK HONKY EPIDIDYMIS DICKHEAD CLEMEN STEVE BALLMER SOD OFF BASTARD FUCK NUGGET BITCH CRAP HELL LET'S SHIT PEARL NECKLACE CUNNILINGUS GRIS SHITFACE ASSHOLE TITTYWANK WANK TWISTY VAGINA PISSHOLE VAGINA SHIT CC PLZ CRACKER PUSSY CRACKER EPIDIDYMIS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JACK OFF FUCK SHITFACE SHITE SHITSLINGING CAMEL JOCKEY GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WANK CUNTRAG PEARL NECKLACE MARCH OF FLAMES BOOBS DYKE DILDO FUCKFACE COON SON OF A BITCH ASSWIPE PENISPENISPENIS!!! TITS & DICKS SOD NEGRO ASSHOLE FUCK DOG FUCKER GOD DAMN PISS OFF THONG TASTER SHITTY TIT DIRT FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING A FUCK BUTTFUCKER MOCKIE CHICKEN SHIT BUKKAKE PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU GANGBANG WIENER BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! SEMEN SHITFUCKER DICKLICK OLD CHRIST OF A ASSHAT ASS FUDGEPACKER GYPSY GREASER DYKE CUNT JACKASS SHIT CUNTBUCKET PISS OFF INBRED RIGHTS BELGIUM PISSHOLE FIST FUCK PISS OFF SHIT WIENER SHITPISSER FUCK YOU ASSWIPE PISS YOU WANKER JESSE McCARTNEY CRAP DICKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMN WANK DIPSHIT FUCKHEAD RHODESIA DAMN CHENEY MONKEY SHIT DICKHEAD VAGINA ASSHAT CUNT FLYING FUCK POLESMOKER FUCKFACE CHOAD KISSER RAT'S ASS JACKASS ANAL DIABETES SHITFACE PISS OFF HELL CUNT MONKEY SHIT DEMOCRACY INCEST BALLS BITCH DAMN MOCKIE HENTAI PEDOPHILIA SHITCUNTING TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE POLESMOKER INCEST FUCK DICKWAD BITCH MOTHERFUCKER DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY JOHN SMILEY FACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKHEAD BEAVER HO BORDER HOPPER DICK IN A BOX SHITBALLS SHITHEAD ASSHOLE WIENER PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! COON DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKFACE BASTARD FUCK NUGGET FUCKHEAD GOD DAMMIT POMMIE WINDOWS VISTA FUCK COCKSHITTER DUMBASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNTBUCKET CUNTRAG DICKHEAD FLYING FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT TITTIES MARGARET THATCHER DILDO DILDO ASSCRACK HELL FUCKING NIPPLES GOBSHITE DAMN FUCKFACE SHITCOCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FEWMETS HELLFUCKER FUCKWIT FROG'S FAT ASS COCK DUNE COON BIGNOSE SHIT NEGRO JERRY LET'S SHIT DAMN COCKSHITTER KIKE DUMBASS ASSCRACK SHITTY FUCK YOU SHITSLIDE GANGBANG MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN BUGGER VAGINA FUCKWIT PISS ARTIST I WILL END YOU! PEARL NECKLACE SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD CUNT CHICKEN SHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SOD OFF SCUMBAG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CROTCH COCKSHITTER FUCKHEAD FUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TIMBER NIGGER RUSTY TROMBONE MAMA MIA JIZZ SHITE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHITFACE HELL ASS BLOWJOB BUTT PIRATE FEMADOM BASTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

DIPSHIT CUNT SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK SHITTY FAGGOT BUTT-HEAD PISS OFF MY ASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CLIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy GOD DAMN RAPE RAGHEAD WALRUS SHIT FLYING FUCK HOMO CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TITTYWANK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy MONKEY SHIT INCEST SHIT ASSFACE DAMMIT HOMO WILLY WONKA CRAP WANKER YID MASTURBATION REBECCA BLACK BORDER HOPPER BOOBS FUCKTARD BITCH CLUSTERFUCK PISS OFF FUCKFUCKFUCK NEOPETS DOUCHE DAMN HOMO FUCKING JUMP! DAMN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITHEAD WHORE HO MAMA MIA FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST ANUSCAKE FUCKING BASEBALL PISS HEIL HITLER! HELLFIRE DOG SHIT STEVE BALLMER BALL SACK DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMMIT CLUSTERFUCK Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK NUGGET and with the DICK and his DAMN of girraffes in which PRICK while reading about BITCH!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITCOCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCK