Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BITCH'COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT'CUNT'NIGGER'PENIS'MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!'SHITFUCKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a ASSHAT look at the JAP talk page of this FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE article for notes or discussion before BITCH editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MOTHERFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder TUBA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WALRUS SHIT, sudden DOODIE HEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NIGGER or FUCK YOU vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BUTT-FOR-BRAINS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated REDSKIN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CROTCH include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSHOLE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BONG words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BALL SACK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TIMBER NIGGER utterFUCKance of socially AUTOFELLATIO objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DAMN television programs to address BLOWJOB Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKTARD Tourette's is GOD DAMN not to be DICK IN A BOX confused with CUNTYMINTS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PORCH MONKEY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WANKSPLAT random JUNGLE BUNNY disorientation, culturally-RAT'S COCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FAG language, LICK PUSSY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PRICK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKBAG souvenir shoppes and massive FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS quantities JUSTIN BIEBER of ANAL DIABETES CAMEL FUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A RAPE Polite Note to the ART METAL PRODUCTS Author:

The FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourette's CLEMEN Research Institute was PUNANI founded to GOAT DICK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DRAMA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITFACE article WOMEN'S RIGHTS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNTING ASSCRACK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or 30 CASES OF PICKLES changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKTARD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! Tourrette's sufferers SHITSLINGING swear. You can POLACK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JERRY TV, for always focusing on the INJUN bad side of a terrible TWISTY VAGINA thing.
• The main GRAPE PENIS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are POMMIE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JUSTIN BIEBER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUGGER knee FUCKING FUCKFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BUTTFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes I'LL RAPE YOU cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JAP school for BUGFUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CRACKER sufferers to become WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? manically depressed and SHITTY commit DONKEY PUNCHER suicide.
• There is no CLUSTERFUCK cure, and the GOD DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the SON OF A BITCH tics often have adverse FUCKING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BLISTERING BARNACLES perodol" which caused my entire GANGBANG body to go SNUFF PORN numb and DONALD RUMSFELD basically made it NIGGA! worse than BULLSHIT it is without the FUCK drug.

I am an active member of a CUM tourette syndrome JACKASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating RAT'S ASS the BIG FOOT public view of Tourettes as a "SHITTY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PENIS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BONER sorry for FUCK OFF "hi-jacking" your PORCH MONKEY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HELL this that really MOCCASINS annoys me. I am working towards a CONDOMS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK OFF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DONALD RUMSFELD, and making fun of a SHITCUNTING horrible disorder is (not) PUSSY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TOTAL time.

Best FLYING RAT'S ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TITMOUSE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are OPINION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not CHINA IS CAPITALIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society HUMAN RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. FENCE JUMPER Regards to Andrew SHITTING DICK NIPPLES Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

The BUGGER bastard who wrote this article. You can MALARKY punch him if you FUCKSTAIN want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIV NEGATIVE white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ARSEBADGERS saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my GOBSHITE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WALRUS SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! and CLUSTERFUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with OSTRICH MY ASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BITCH BAND WITH 4 BAD MOTHERFUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASS HORSE! WALRUS SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WALRUS SHIT'S HOUSE

How MOTHERFUCKER to BITCH cure BIRD SHIT the CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's DICKLICK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FRITZ for DAMN Tourette's TITWANK Syndrome BANGKOK is BOOBIES following GANGBANG these ASSCRACK rules GOD DAMMIT in CUNNILINGUS order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKFACE immature JERK OFF little TWISTY VAGINA kids,
• 2: Count to HORSE PENIS within GOAT DICK 10 MICKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your P'KANG TAMPON IN MY ASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! nor DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT talk,
• 4: Tell DAMN yourself you ASSWIPE don't CAPTAIN CRUNCH have FUCKFACE this JESUS FUCKING CHRIST disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MOTHERFUCKER WITH NASTY SUITCASE PENIS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WALRUS SHIT last straw DUMBASS!

I fucking put FUCKWIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE POMMIE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PECKERHEAD the TOP OF TARTAR SAUCE THIS DUMBASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMN offensive. DIPSHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PENIS people who try SHITE to battle CLIT'DAMN IT that tight-ass SCROTUM 17-year-TITTYWANK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITHEAD it now, but someone said ASSHAT' DAMN IT BATHING SUIT AREA'GREASER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITTING DICK NIPPLES is a laughing BUGGER matter. Plus there TITS & DICKS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on KRAUT Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKTARD articles CLIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITTY stuff. So TITTYWANK that means TOWELHEAD stop getting mad at the CHICKEN SHIT first part too and JIZZ talking about the BALLS letter that it's CROTCH mocking (what PUNANI letter? I don't even know what TESTICLE CHOKE the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKING JUMP! hi self NECROPHILIA even made a really NIGGER good point. "It's FUCK nothing more DAMN from a head nod to a CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE knee tick". SHITHEAD. Which I'll add WETBACK onto NEGRO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITHEAD suffer that NAZI much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BATHING SUIT AREA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DICK IN A BOX be, because if I were a JOHNNY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GREASER hilarious. If you MOZILLA FIREFOX Want facts, go on MILF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK be offended, don't read BOLLOCKS the freaking CUM article anyway.

HOLY DUMB FUCK ORGASM FUCKHEAD SHITHEAD ABO ASSHOLE BONG DAMN WIGGER

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PIG TITS JUNGLE BUNNY SMEG SAND NIGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TACO PEDOPHILIA NIGGER RAT'S ASS SHIT JOHN ELWAY BUTT PIRATE SLOPE FUCKHEAD COCK FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK YOU ASSHAT HELL AUTOFELLATIO FENCE JUMPER RAT'S COCK CUNT SUCK MY COCK GOD DAMN pen0r SOD OFF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCK YOU CLEMEN CARPET MUNCHER WANK EAT MY SHIT! 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FRITZ VENEREAL DISEASE CONDOMS ASSHAT CRAP WANK DUMBASS FRIG MY COMMUNION WAFER OF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS NEOPETS YOGHURT CANNON TUBA CROTCH SHITFUCKER SEX NORTH KOREA TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GENITALIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS BRITNEY LAKE TITICACA FUCKTARD JOHN ELWAY JERK OFF DOT HEAD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS POLACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BLUE PENIS! ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER TOTAL PISS OFF BUTTFUCKER TOWELHEAD CUNTBUCKET SHITE PRICK WANK CHICKEN SHIT TESTICLE CHOKE BITCH CLIT CHENEY PRICK DONKEY PUNCHER SHITE FELCHMONKEY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CUM BOOBS SMEG DONKEY DICK PEDOPHILIA FUCKING SHIT HELL CLUSTERFUCK COCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TITS DAMN BOOBS RAT'S ASS DICKFACE CHIGGER CHOAD KNOBJOCKEY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TITS & DICKS BUKKAKE HELL SCROTUM FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WANK NIGNOG MOTHERFUCKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MOLDY TITS FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD WANK FUCK YOU SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD POLAK WIKIPEDIA BITCH PISS ARTIST BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKING A ASSCRACK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITHEAD GOBSHITE POLAK INBRED FIRECROTCH PIECE OF SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS YID ASSCRACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DUMBASS WOODPECKERSHIT TOSSER ANAL DIABETES WALRUS SHIT GENITALIA ASSCRACK PISS UP MY ARSE DAMN IT AUTOFELLATIO JOHNNY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! LAKE TITICACA CRAPMUNCHER WIKIPEDIA RULES NAZI FUCKBAG ASS CARPET MUNCHER DELICIOUS CAKE FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING HOMO ASSHOLE NIGNOG THONG TASTER GOD DAMMIT ORGASM BULLSHIT REDSKIN DICKHEAD HITLER POMMIE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSCRACK PISS O CANADA TITS JACK OFF SHITFACE COCKGOBLIN FUCKSTAIN CROTCH CTHULHU FHTAGN FLYING RAT'S ASS SACRAMENTO GARBAGE DAY! CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUNTRAG CAMEL FUCKER DICK FELCHING FUCKTARD BASTARD TWAT O CANADA SHITCOCK HELL ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN FUCKER TACO PENISFUCK suck my mothers O CANADA DAMN IT ARSE GOD DAMN CONAN O'BRIAN PENISBIRD BUGGER TITTIES GOD DAMN BASTARD YOU WANKER STRAWBERRY ASS SHIT NIGGER WANK WANK PENIS NIGGER MONKEY SHIT ASSHOLE ASS WHORE KIKE NIGNOG CUNTSWILLING CUNTSWILLING COCK SHITSLINGING GRINGO FUCK YOU CRIMETHINK JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER TWAT BORDER HOPPER HAIL SATAN! COLGATE DAMN IT SHITTY SHITBALLS CLUSTERFUCK WANKER BLOWJOB BUKKAKE YID SHITSLIDE ASSRAPING FAG DAGO FUCK YOU DOUCHING COCK ANAL ORGASM MOCCASINS DOUCHEBAG SHITBALLS FUCKTARD SHITBALLS SUGARTITS 30 CASES OF PICKLES BUGGER ASSWIPE DOODIE HEAD YID I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH PEEPEE NAZI VANDALISM IS COOL HELLFUCKER HELLFIRE SHITBALLS PECKERHEAD RUSTY TROMBONE WANK COMMUNIST DILDO DONKEY PUNCHER GIVING HEAD ASSRAPING GIVING HEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKER ASS FUCKING A DIRTY SANCHEZ WETBACK HELL TACO HELL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS MOZILLA FIREFOX STEVE BALLMER WIGGER BENCH PRESS REDNECK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITHEAD RAT'S ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK MASTURBATION HORSE SHIT FUCKING A ASS LICKER JACKASS OSTRICH MY ASS TESTICLE CHOKE CLUSTERFUCK DAMMIT SHIT SHITFACE WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! SHIT TIMBER NIGGER TALK PAGES COON BUTT-HOLE PEDOPHILIA NEOPETS MILF CHOAD MAMA MIA SHITBALLS FUCKHEAD FUCKING RECTUM RAIDER DOM DeLUISE FUCK OFF HORSE SHIT LOGJAMMER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK OFF Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DICKFACE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CRAP WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? AUTOFELLATIO SON OF A BITCH BASTARD JENKEM RAPE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DYKE YUKY DOODY DARTH VADER SECOND BALLS FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE JOHNNY I WILL KILL YOU! I'LL RAPE YOU DOODIE HEAD SHIT NECROPHILIA FUCK NUGGET AMERICA ONLINE HELL SHITE PUNANI BLUMPKIN PEDOPHILIA FLYING RAT'S ASS FU SPANG CUNTRAG YID DAMN TWISTY VAGINA TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCKSTAIN NORTH KOREA DIPSHIT COCKSUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSHOLE YID SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSFACE BONER GOD DAMN REBECCA BLACK NEGRO CUNT EXTRA LONG PENIS I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE CUNNILINGUS DONKEY PUNCHER suck my mothers DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUGGER OFF RAPE ROSES HOSER YOU WANKER CHOAD FUCK NUGGET SACRAMENTO MY COMMUNION WAFER OF TURD TAFFY SUCK MY COCK SHITCOCK LET'S SHIT CUNT BITCH FUCK WOP SCUMBUCKET LIMEY GOD DAMN FEMADOM JAP SNUFF PORN BIRD SHIT I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST TWAT GOOK WIKIPEDIA ASSFACE BALL SACK CLIT WIENER GOD DAMMIT FUCK FUCKING A GREASER DAMN DAMN BULLSHIT REDNECK SHITTY TRANNY DAGO YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CLEVELAND STEAMER DOT HEAD GOD DAMN HITLER SHIT FUCKHEAD TRANNY SHITSLINGING FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MOTHERFUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MARGARET THATCHER HORSE SHIT HELL WANKER ASSHAT DOG SHIT FUCKER CHRISTHUMPER FUCKING DONKEY PUNCHER FEMADOM DOT HEAD WANK PEARL NECKLACE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK OFF and with the BITCH and his SON OF A BITCH of girraffes in which DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT while reading about DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BASTARD