Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or OH SHI– neurochemical FUCK disorder WANK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PISS ARTIST, sudden PISS ARTIST m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MOTHERFUCKER or GREASER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TWISTY VAGINA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TITS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SEMEN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MOTHERFUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HADJI SHITE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous POLAK utterFUCKance of socially BONER objectionable words).
BAT FUCK INSANE Tourette's is FUCKSTAIN not to be JERK OFF confused with CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASSHOLE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GOD DAMN random FUCKSTAIN disorientation, culturally-CLUSTER FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK OFF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CRACKER language, BENSON SUCKS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DUNE COON DAMN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky AMERICA ONLINE souvenir shoppes and massive ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP quantities EAT MY SHIT! of ANAL DIABETES CRAPPY garbage.
Darnit.
A GIVING HEAD Polite Note to the PIG Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MOCCASINS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JACKASS article JUNGLE BUNNY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HELL changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FROG Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of DAMN Tourrette's sufferers CRACKER swear. You can NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSHAT TV, for always focusing on the BULLSHIT bad side of a terrible MALARKY thing.
- The main YOU WANKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKBAG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SAGGY TITS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SOD knee NIGGER TITS NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WIENER school for MOTHERFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISSHOLE sufferers to become NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES manically depressed and PRICK commit BUTT-FOR-BRAINS suicide.
- There is no JACKASS cure, and the DAMN IT drugs that are available to, "calm" the JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS tics often have adverse NIGGER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKSTAIN perodol" which caused my entire NIGGER body to go PISS ARTIST numb and CRAPMUNCHER basically made it NIGGA! worse than HELLFUCKER it is without the BORDER HOPPER drug.
I am an active member of a CC PLZ tourette syndrome MOTHERFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BUTTFUCKER the TRANNY public view of Tourettes as a "SWIMMING POOL swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAMMIT much much (hand spasms) more...
I am BASTARD sorry for SUCK MY DICK "hi-jacking" your BEANER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JOHN SMILEY FACE this that really BULLSHIT annoys me. I am working towards a GRAPE PENIS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BLUE PENIS! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be LICK PUSSY , and making fun of a WANKSPLAT horrible disorder is (not) HO funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JERRY time.
Best JAP regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese BUDDHISM reply
As FALUN GONG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are LHASA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN BABY FORMULA Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PRINCE PHILIP in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a LHASA byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society RIGHT WING.
Li Chiang “GRASS MUD HORSE” Wen
P.S. TITS Regards to Andrew QUEEF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean SALISBURY reply
As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this MUGABE HAS AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?
Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKING saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my ORGASM intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine PISS ARTIST Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are DICK and CLEMEN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DICKFACE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ABO BAND WITH 4 WOMEN'S RIGHTS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CLUSTER FUCK HORSE! PISS ARTIST IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PISS ARTIST'S HOUSE
How MAMA MIA to HOSER cure WIGGER the SHIT Tourette's JACK OFF Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment SAMUEL L. JACKSON for INCEST Tourette's BUKKAKE Syndrome FUCKFACE is SHITE following COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT these DOUCHE rules DAMN in SHITBALLS order:
- 1: Avoid HORSE SHIT immature ORGASM little TAMPON IN MY ASS kids,
- 2: Count to DAMN within SHITE 10 ALFseconds,
- 3: Do not open your WOODPECKERSHIT RAT'S ASS TIMBER NIGGER nor SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS talk,
- 4: Tell FLAMING ASS BADGER yourself you DONGSHOVER don't GOOK have BIRD SHIT this BALLS disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISS ARTIST WITH NASTY GOOK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S KIKE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the PISS ARTIST last straw MALARKY!
I fucking put PENIS ON A BUN' my comment at the TOP OF THE RUSKIE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TITWANK the TOP OF SHITE THIS ASSHAT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMN offensive. POOPOO. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to COON people who try CUNT to battle CLEVELAND STEAMER'BOB SAGET that tight-ass WALRUS SHIT 17-year-CRAP—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DONALD RUMSFELD it now, but someone said SOD' DICK BITCH'FUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SCROTUM is a laughing PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT matter. Plus there SHITE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITSLINGING Uncyclopedia, there are BITCH articles DEVELOPERS! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching COCK stuff. So FUCK YOU that means BASTARD stop getting mad at the JOHN SMILEY FACE first part too and NIGGER talking about the SHITFUCKER letter that it's SONNY BILL WILLIAMS mocking (what CLUSTER FUCK letter? I don't even know what CUNTSWILLING the heck you're talking about). Adrian PENISBIRD hi self DOT HEAD even made a really [expletive deleted] good point. "It's SEMEN nothing more RAT'S COCK from a head nod to a DAMN IT knee tick". SHITSLIDE. Which I'll add DICKHEAD onto MARCH OF FLAMES saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAMN IT suffer that WIENER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HORSE SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKING JUMP! be, because if I were a BEAVER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT hilarious. If you FUCKTARD Want facts, go on YOU WANKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! be offended, don't read NECROPHILIA the freaking PIECE OF SHIT article anyway.
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DAMMIT BASTARD FUCKBAG CUNT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TWAT FRITZ ALEX TREBEK BUNG-HOLE GO COUNT YOUR DICK TRANNY BASTARD POMMIE WETBACK WANK SPANK THE MONKEY BOON CLEMEN CUNT LAPPER FRENCH TICKLER BITCH GENITALIA TAFFY FUCKING JACKASS SHIT LET'S SHIT FUCKING FUCK YOU POMMIE EMO DOG FUCKER FOOTBALL SIGMUND FREUD DOG SHIT CONDOMS FROG'S FAT ASS HELL DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DAMN ASS COON DUNE COON DONKEY DICK NI NAZI MOCCASINS BULLSHIT FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN ASS LICKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITTY DAMN IT FUCKFACE SPIC HO SHIT CUNTBUCKET DOUCHE NAZI JUSTIN BIEBER ASSWIPE DOUCHING DICKHEAD RAPE DAMN SHITFACE ASSHOLE HELL EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA YOGHURT CANNON NAZI HORSE SHIT RAGHEAD BONER ASS LICKER MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKING FUCKING DICK CHICKEN UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CRACKER FUCK DICK FELCHING REDNECK PUSSY BALL SACK ARSE BASTARD BUGGER RAT'S ASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN WANK JOHN ELWAY PIG FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT PRICK DAMN PORCH MONKEY O KURWA! REDSKIN BIGNOSE BULLSHIT FUCK ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX AUTOFELLATIO BITCH YID POLAK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FOUR-EYES ASSFACE PISSHOLE ASSHAT MONKEY'S UNCLE EXTRA LONG PENIS DICKHEAD BLUMPKIN GRIS POMMIE HITLER GO HOME AND DIE NIPPLES TIT DIRT CRAPFUCKER SLOPE DIPSHIT DOUCHETITS SHITFUCKER PECKERHEAD PISSHOLE NORTH KOREA SHITFACE MOLDY TITS HELL SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BOOBS FUCK DIPSHIT FUCK CUM INBRED FUCK SLOPE BITCH NIGGER DIPSHIT SOD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST JOHNNY DAMN PISS PENISBIRD HELLFUCKER DOUCHEBAG SEMEN JACKASS TWAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANKER SHITTY ARSE DILDO TAFFY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HADJI I RAPE WALRUSES! SHIT JAP JENKEM SUGARTITS BUTTFUCKER KRAUT BULLSHIT DILDO PEEPEE MAMA MIA RIVER CRABS SUCK SOD BUTT-HOLE HORSE SHIT INJUN TUBA ASS LICKER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!
How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TITWANK NORTH KOREA WEHATEMARIO GOD DAMN GOD DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DICKHEAD YOU WANKER PRICK CUNT COCKSTUFFER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNTRAG SHIT HELL WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHITFACE PEDOPHILIA SHIT BASTARD TITS BLUE PENIS! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DAMN POMMIE PORCH MONKEY DONKEY DICK POTTYMOUTH OH SHI– FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER MALARKY CUNT PORCUPINE'S BALLS BUTT-HEAD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FELCHING TWAT ASS FUCK NEGRO ABO FUCKTARD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
SHITTY JAP GOD DAMMIT WIENER BULLSHIT BOOBS BATHING SUIT AREA 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS NECROPHILIA RAT'S ASS I WILL KILL YOU! MOTHERFUCKER NECROPHILIA SHITHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS CHOAD ARSE FUCK REBECCA BLACK CUM KIKE SHIT ARSE FLYING FUCK ASSHAT SEX SHITBALLS PICKANINNY GRINGO FUCKING A SHIT BUGGER OFF BASTARD FUCK OFF DESU GREASER Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive PORCH MONKEY and with the IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD and his SPIC of girraffes in which PEARL NECKLACE while reading about REDNECK!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See CUM also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- JESSE McCARTNEY
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is BASTARD funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its TIT DIRT subject. If you do not find it funny CHINK, it is probably because you are an INBRED BOLLOCKS ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. BUTTFUCKER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA joke loses its humour FELLATIO when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BITCH ignorant, then you wouldn't have DUMBASS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! JIZZ BITCH DICK BUGGER OFF SEMEN!!!!!I <3 COCK |
