Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or LOGJAMMER neurochemical FUCK disorder HELL characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITHEAD, sudden MOTHERFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements VENEREAL DISEASE or FUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKFACE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHOAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FRIG by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat pen0r POLACK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASS utterFUCKance of socially FENCE JUMPER objectionable words).
SHITFACE Tourette's is PISS not to be DAMN confused with FUCK YOU Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DICKFACE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MALL SANTA random DOUCHING disorientation, culturally-BULLSHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITTING DICK NIPPLES outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHICKEN SHIT language, CAMEL JOCKEY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places STEVE BALLMER POMMIE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky EPIDIDYMIS souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK OFF quantities SHITBALLS of ANAL DIABETES POOPOO garbage.
Darnit.
A HENTAI Polite Note to the QUEEF Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have INBRED Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ARSE article [expletive deleted] funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RAPE.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PEARL NECKLACE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of TOURETTE'S SYNDROME Tourrette's sufferers JIGGABOO swear. You can MALARKY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK TV, for always focusing on the FUCKTARD bad side of a terrible JERK OFF thing.
- The main GOD DAMN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BONER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'INBRED' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKBAG knee SHIT NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GANGBANG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMN school for CHICKEN SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKFACE sufferers to become PEARL NECKLACE manically depressed and FUCKSTAIN commit SHUT UP, MEG! suicide.
- There is no FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD cure, and the WANK drugs that are available to, "calm" the GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS tics often have adverse WANK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NORTH KOREA perodol" which caused my entire DAMN body to go CAMEL JOCKEY numb and ASS FASCIST basically made it NIGGA! worse than IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
it is without the JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK drug.
I am an active member of a CUNTBUCKET tourette syndrome FELCHING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BATHING SUIT AREA the SCRATCH! GROUNDER! public view of Tourettes as a "RAT'S ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOG SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...
I am POLACK sorry for MOSES "hi-jacking" your BLUMPKIN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PENIS this that really HOMO annoys me. I am working towards a CLEVELAND STEAMER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this REBECCA BLACK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS, and making fun of a RAGHEAD horrible disorder is (not) CHINK funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your POMMIE time.
Best ASS FASCIST regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese CENSORSHIP reply
As FALUN GONG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill AMERICA'S GREAT! Westerners show is not an DIMETHYL GLYCOL effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries PANCHEN LAMA leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your CHINA IS CAPITALIST capitalist society MINORITIES.
Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen
P.S. BUGFUCK Regards to Andrew ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply
As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you SALISBURY remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not KU KLUX KLAN white?
Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SON OF A BITCH saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my ANAL intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine SHITHEAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT and DAMN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) GOD DAMN BAND WITH 4 FOUR-EYES MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PISS HORSE! SHITHEAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITHEAD'S HOUSE
How FUCKFACE to AMERICA ONLINE cure FRED PHELPS the JACK ABRAMOFF Tourette's JACKASS Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment WIGGER for CARPET MUNCHER Tourette's FUCKING JUMP! Syndrome PISS OFF is JAP following BEANER these SHITCOCK rules JERK OFF in FELCHING order:
- 1: Avoid TAFFY immature PRICK little GOD DAMMIT kids,
- 2: Count to BALLS within DOODIE HEAD 10 PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOMseconds,
- 3: Do not open your CLUSTER FUCK WHORE NIGGER TITS nor ASSHAT talk,
- 4: Tell FUCKER yourself you LOGJAMMER don't FUCKING A have TOURETTE'S SYNDROME this WHORE disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DRAMA WITH NASTY TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the SHITHEAD last straw RUSKIE!
I fucking put MARY WHITEHOUSE' my comment at the TOP OF THE YOU WANKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANK the TOP OF EPIDIDYMIS THIS SCUMBAG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ARSE offensive. BITCH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK people who try HORSE SHIT to battle PENIS ON A STICK'GENITALIA that tight-ass TITS & DICKS 17-year-PIGFUCKER—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CHIGGER it now, but someone said CLIT' KRAUT RAPE'TITS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BALLS is a laughing FUCKER matter. Plus there SCUMBUCKET was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on RUSTY TROMBONE Uncyclopedia, there are BASTARD articles FUCKSTAIN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BUGGER OFF stuff. So PRICK that means FUCK OFF stop getting mad at the SHIT first part too and SHITTING DICK NIPPLES talking about the FELLATIO letter that it's DICKHEAD mocking (what I AM CORNHOLIO! letter? I don't even know what CUNT the heck you're talking about). Adrian PICKANINNY hi self CRACKER even made a really NIGNOG good point. "It's SCUMBUCKET nothing more I'LL RAPE YOU from a head nod to a MICK knee tick". RAGHEAD. Which I'll add WANK onto HELL saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DILDO suffer that JOHN ELWAY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DONKEY DICK be, because if I were a DICKFACE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JUSTIN BIEBER hilarious. If you BITCH Want facts, go on WANK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKING BASEBALL be offended, don't read CUNT the freaking RAT'S COCK article anyway.
MALL SANTA BALLS BOLLOCKS DICKWAD DIPSHIT COCK SHITSLINGING WHORE SCROTUM FUCKTARD
ASSWIPE SPUNK FOUR-EYES BANGKOK MOZILLA FIREFOX JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DICK TITS TITS CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING SEMEN RAT'S COCK CHIGGER POLAK RECTUM RAIDER EMO INBRED DAMN IT BUTT PIRATE HELLFUCKER WANK DAMN BEANER WANK TITS & DICKS NEGRO MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE MARCH OF FLAMES BUGGER OFF SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN D'OH RAPE FUCKING BASEBALL HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN FELCHMONKEY LAKE TITICACA FUCKING A BIRD SHIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH TURD NIGGER DOUCHEBAG MACACA FUCKING BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING CLIT BUTT PIRATE DOUCHEBAG DAMNATION LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BUTT PIRATE MOTHERFUCKER POO POO BLOWJOB FALSE BENSON TITTYWANK DUNE COON FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE WIENER SPUNK GYPSY INBRED MICK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DIPSHIT CUNTBUCKET BASTARD TITS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKSTAIN NIGNOG SHITCOCK BALL SACK YOU WANKER DICKHEAD DAMN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WOP DAMN COON RECTUM RAIDER DICK QUEEF MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER HOSER COCKSMOKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMN DILDO FELCHMONKEY ART METAL PRODUCTS RAPE BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE INJUN DICKWAD NIGGER NAZI EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHIT ASSFACE POLAK BASTARD SHITTY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CHOAD KISSER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BELLEND WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BASTARD CUNNILINGUS NIPPLES WIKIPEDIA CRAP ON A STICK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CHIGGER REDSKIN DOG SHIT SUCK MY COCK SHIT FUCKHEAD FUCKING A MALARKY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PENIS ON A BUN COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT JERK OFF POLACK D'OH CRAP ON A STICK SACRAMENTO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RAPE BUGGER OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HOT GRITS PORCUPINE'S BALLS TOWELHEAD YOGHURT CANNON YOU WANKER NIGNOG TURD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DAMN GANGBANG SHITTY ARSE FUCKWIT ASS FUCKTARD ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TWAT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CHINK FRED PHELPS D'OH ORGASM BOOBS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DIPSHIT HELL DICK IN A BOX FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK GOD DAMN IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU FUCKING BLUMPKIN SHIT DOG SHIT CUNT CUNT BASTARD WIGGER BASTARD CUNT PENIS TIBET RUSTY TROMBONE ART METAL PRODUCTS ASS FELLATIO SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK SHAKOPEE GENITALIA FUCK PISS OFF NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! RAPE COCK JACK OFF SHITPISSER FUCKING GREASER ASS WIGGER JIGGABOO TITTIES CAMEL JOCKEY ASSFACE FUCK FELCHING [EXPLETIVE] JAP MICK HO REDNECK JACKASS BENSON SUCKS DONKEY DICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SIGMUND FREUD D'OH SHITSLINGING ASS ASS MONKEY BALLS RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE ASSHOLE ASSWIPE DIPSHIT CHOAD KISSER HO JERRY TIT SPRINKLES TITS ASSHAT JACKASS SHIT FUCK DAMN FUCKSTAIN SUCK A BIG DICK RIVER CRABS SUCK DOUCHETITS HELL YID CRAPMUNCHER MARY WHITEHOUSE BUTT PIRATE JERK OFF MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PUSSY PEDOPHILIA PORCH MONKEY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DICKHEAD FUCKFACE FAGGOT DAMN BIG FOOT GIVING HEAD BUGFUCK TOWELHEAD SOD OFF DICKWAD FUCKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT FUCK DUNE COON FEMADOM INCEST SUCK MY DICK TWO-INCH PENIS ANAL DIABETES CHOAD KISSER THONG TASTER BUGFUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HORSE PENIS WHORE FLYING RAT'S ASS KRAUT [Insert swear here] FUDGEPACKER OH SHI– COCKSHITTER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DONKEY PUNCHER BOYCOTT VIACOM! DONGSHOVER DAMN FLYING FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR KAFFIR DELICIOUS CAKE BLUMPKIN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO BULLCRAP DICKLICK GOD DAMMIT MASTURBATION SHITE GOD DAMMIT MACACA BITCH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DICKLICK GOATSE PISS ARTIST DUNE COON PISS MILF BALLS MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! DELICIOUS CAKE WOP DYKE FUCKFUCKFUCK COCK ASSRAMMER SEX TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKFACE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHIT MACACA MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HELL BITCH BEAVER TACO BIRD SHIT DICKFACE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PROTESTS GRUE RAPE BLOWJOB DIPSHIT GANGBANG LICK PUSSY SHITCOCK PISS ARTIST PENIS MOCKIE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DUMBASS JESSE McCARTNEY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE I AM CORNHOLIO! TAMPONS GREASER TRANNY BOOBIES BUGGER ASSFACE JERRY FENCE JUMPER DAMN DONKEY DICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER DILDO MOCCASINS PUNANI [expletive deleted] CUNTYMINTS BEANER ASSCRACK SCROTUM WANKER GREASER BASTARD INBRED DAMN BULLSHIT VAGINA ASSHOLE BENSON SUCKS CRAPFUCKER BASTARD FUCKHEAD SHIT CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SOD OFF NIGGER WETBACK YOGHURT CANNON ABO ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER MALL SANTA ASSHOLE KIKE FRITZ PRICK FUCK TIMBER NIGGER PISSHOLE BALLS EMO WIENER PORCH MONKEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER BITCH SHITFACE WANKER TWAT PISS GOAT DICK SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER POMMIE FLYING FUCK BUGGER OFF BUTTFUCKER MALARKY GARBAGE DAY! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING INCEST SEX MICK PISS SHITE FUCK NUGGET FUCKING GOAT DICK BIRD IN THE HOUSE PORCH MONKEY GREASER CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKFACE MICK JAP CONAN O'BRIAN NECROPHILIA RECTUM RAIDER ASSHAT SNUFF PORN DONGSHOVER SHITHEAD OH SHI– MONKEY BALLS SOD BUTTFUCKER NAZI FUCKHEAD BLOWJOB JESSE McCARTNEY BULLSHIT FUCK MOCKIE FELCHING LENS CRAFTERS BUTTFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RUSTY TROMBONE BASTARD DILDO MOTHERFUCKER HONKY GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCK YOU SHITHEAD PUSSY MOZILLA FIREFOX DYKE FUCK YOU SCUMBAG CLUSTER FUCK ASS FROG'S FAT ASS BLOWJOB JUNGLE BUNNY SHIT AUTOFELLATIO CLIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CLUSTER FUCK FUCK DICKHEAD BASTARD TWAT ARSE LIMEY CUNTBUCKET WANK PENISBIRD COCKSMOKER LIMEY VAGINA SAND NIGGER HELL COCKSUCKER FLYING FUCK SUGARTITS PUNANI NIGGER GO HOME AND DIE TACO AUTOFELLATIO NICARAGUA DAMN DOUCHING O KURWA! GOD DAMN RAPE HAIL SATAN! POLESMOKER BASTARD MOCKIE FUCK OFF CUNTYMINTS FUCK GANGBANG WOODPECKERSHIT GRUE RAPE YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS PORCUPINE'S BALLS SIGMUND FREUD BULLCRAP COCKSMOKER CUNTSWILLING MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASSCRACK YOU WANKER GRINGO DOUCHEBAG HADJI SHITBALLS ARSE SEMEN ASS FRIG ASSWIPE ASSFACE DAMN IT VAGINA suck my mothers BELLEND COCKSHITTER CUNT [EXPLETIVE] MOTHERFUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PUNANI FUCK KRAUT SEX DAMN CHENEY SHIT BIRD SHIT BUGGER OFF DIPSHIT GANGBANG FUCKFACE GANGBANG POO POO BLOWJOB FAGGOT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FIRECROTCH INJUN SHIT LIKE A HORSE NAZI CAUCASIANS GOD DAMMIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON KRAUT FUCKHEAD CHIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NAZI CRAPMUNCHER FUCK YOU TWO-INCH PENIS CUM CUNT CRAPPER THONG TASTER FUCKING A BRITNEY BONG SON OF A BITCH SHITHEAD CUNTSWILLING ASS SUCK A BIG DICK KNOBJOCKEY CLUSTER FUCK BITCH SHITFACE WILLY WONKA CUNT GENITALIA SHITE SCROTUM DAMN PORCH MONKEY NECROPHILIA CUNT CUNT CRAPPER POMMIE BASTARD GOD DAMMIT CLUSTER FUCK DOG SHIT DICKHEAD PISS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SUCK MY DICK CUNT CUNT WOMEN'S RIGHTS GOD DAMMIT GOD BLESS AMERICA PEEPEE BATHING SUIT AREA CHAV FUCK FELCHING BASTARD CARPET MUNCHER HITLER TITTIES CLEMEN CAMEL JOCKEY SAGGY TITS DAMN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JAP FUCKTARD RAT'S COCK CRACKER GIVING HEAD GIVING HEAD SHITFUCKER GANGBANG COCKSUCKER BUTTFUCKER YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS DOG SHIT FAGGOT BUGGER OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK MONKEY'S UNCLE HEIL HITLER! SHUT UP, MEG! SHITFACE FROG SCUMBAG VENEREAL DISEASE CHOAD DICK CHICKEN KRAUT FUCKHEAD CRAPFUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK YOU BUGFUCK WIGGER WANK ASSCRACK SHAKOPEE HELL BUGGER JERK OFF TITWANK BIRD IN THE HOUSE DOUCHE GYPSY FELLATIO CLIT DYKE SHITSLINGING MOLDY TITS DONKEY PUNCHER FELLATIO CLEVELAND STEAMER CRACKER CAMEL FUCKER PIECE OF SHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT RAPE DELICIOUS CAKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKBAG CLEMEN COCKSUCKER DONKEY DICK FUCKER MONKEY SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS WANK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 DICK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS PISS RAT'S ASS ROSES CLEMEN MOCKIE FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE NORTH KOREA FEWMETS MOCKIE LOGJAMMER suck my mothers PRICK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS COON PISS OFF WIKIPEDIA MOLDY TITS NAZI CRAPFUCKER WANK CUNNILINGUS PIGFUCKER JAP POLAK [expletive deleted] NIGGER BELGIUM MOSES SHITSLINGING LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GOD DAMN BASTARD MALARKY HELL GENITALIA JACK OFF TITS REBECCA BLACK RAPE DAMN IT DICK PUNANI BULLSHIT FUCK SHITHEAD PEEPEE TITS NIGGER GOAT DICK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DOG FUCKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ARSE DIPSHIT ASSHOLE PRICK FIST FUCK PISS ARTIST GIVING HEAD MALARKY DICKFACE BASTARD KIKE CHIGGER JOHN ELWAY FUCK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FRITZ HADJI PUNANI CHIGGER CUNT DAMN IT FUCK OFF SON OF A BITCH REDNECK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CHRISTHUMPER JAP WIENER FUCKSTAIN TIT DIRT SHIT PENIS BALLS BONG BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO OH SHI– DYKE [expletive deleted] FUCKTARD SEX DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT SHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PORCH MONKEY RAT'S ASS JIGGABOO KRAUT DAMN JIGGABOO JAP DONKEY PUNCHER FRIG FUCKWIT BLESSED DAMN SAINT SHIT NIGGER TITS SHITTY FLYING RAT'S ASS DUMBASS WANK ASS PUSSY INJUN GOBSHITE SHITTY RAT'S ASS TENTACLE RAPE RAGHEAD EUROIPODS SHITCOCK DAMMIT KAFFIR HORSE PENIS POMMIE BALL SACK MONKEY'S UNCLE SHIT EMO CHENEY BULLSHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DICK CHICKEN PRICK CLUSTER FUCK FUCK NUGGET GOD DAMMIT BASTARD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JACKASS BUTT PIRATE WIENER BEAVER RAPE MOTHERFUCKER MILF TURD SHIT POLESMOKER JAP SHITFACE GIVING HEAD ASSCRACK WANK CUNT WHORE LET'S SHIT CUNTYMINTS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSHAT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! HELLFIRE ANAL SHITBALLS CHIGGER JOHN SMILEY FACE SPUNK POLAK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITPISSER SHIT JIGGABOO SHITFACE DOM DeLUISE ASSHOLE ORGASM PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKSTAIN BASTARD RUSTY TROMBONE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive INBRED and with the HORSE PENIS and his FUCK of girraffes in which HOSER while reading about NAZI!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See ASS also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- GRIS
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is DOG SHIT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its CAMEL JOCKEY subject. If you do not find it funny THONG TASTER, it is probably because you are an INBRED SHAKOPEE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a ASSHOLE joke loses its humour DAMN IT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so RAT'S ASS ignorant, then you wouldn't have SHITE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! ANUSCAKE CHRISTMAS TREES CHIGGER HORSE PENIS BITCH!!!!!I <3 COCK |
