Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without LIMEY comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a HELL article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT neurochemical FUCK disorder IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITHEAD, sudden DICKLICK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CHOAD KISSER or GIVING HEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DUMBASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TWAT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TITMOUSE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken YOU WANKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NIGGER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GOD DAMMIT BELLEND words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHICKEN SHIT utterFUCKance of socially SEMPRINI objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FAGGOT television programs to address DAMN IT Tourette's syndrome.

SHIT Tourette's is CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR not to be PICKANINNY confused with BULLSHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HORSE SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DUMBASS random PORCH MONKEY disorientation, culturally-HOLY DUMB FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DIPSHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FREE ELECTIONS language, PENIS ON A STICK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CHAV PUNANI of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITBALLS souvenir shoppes and massive KIKE quantities SHITTY of ANAL DIABETES DOUCHEBAG garbage.

Darnit.

A BUTT PIRATE Polite Note to the JUNGLE BUNNY Author:

The JUSTIN BIEBER Tourette's CUM Research Institute was CHOAD founded to MONKEY'S UNCLE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JUSTIN BIEBER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BUTT-FOR-BRAINS article CRAP funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMMIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSFACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance POO POO BLOWJOB.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NAZI Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of JACKASS Tourrette's sufferers QUEEF swear. You can SON OF A BITCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MOCCASINS TV, for always focusing on the BOYCOTT VIACOM! bad side of a terrible TOTAL thing.
The main FUCKTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DOUGHNUT PUNCHER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small RICK MORANIS knee SHIT NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is AY-AY-AY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHAV cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DICKHEAD school for DUMBASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JOHN SMILEY FACE sufferers to become SCRATCH! GROUNDER! manically depressed and HONKY commit DONKEY DICK suicide.
There is no INCEST cure, and the GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY drugs that are available to, "calm" the CONAN O'BRIAN tics often have adverse BUTTFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna LET'S SHIT perodol" which caused my entire DICKHEAD body to go CUNT numb and STRAWBERRY ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than BAT FUCK INSANE it is without the KIKE drug.

I am an active member of a COCKSUCKER tourette syndrome COMMUNIST DILDO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITTY the suck my mothers public view of Tourettes as a "YOU WANKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ANAL DIABETES much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BIGNOSE sorry for FUCKHEAD "hi-jacking" your TURD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like KIKE this that really SCUMBAG annoys me. I am working towards a SEX better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BAT FUCK INSANE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY!, and making fun of a BELLEND horrible disorder is (not) VENEREAL DISEASE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your POLAK time.

Best FUCK YOU regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “INCEST” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBET reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MELAMINE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOVERNMENT FILTERS Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those FALUN GONG countries. When showing BELGIUM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NORTH KOREA in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CULT OF THE DEAD COW byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!.

Li Chiang “RIVER CRABS SUCK” Wen

P.S. LAKE TITICACA Regards to Andrew RAT'S ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The CUNT bastard who wrote this article. You can CHUFF punch him if you ASSWIPE want to.

As a HIV NEGATIVE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NAZI saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my POOPY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITHEAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! and FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with COCKSHITTER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DAMN BAND WITH 4 DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DYKE HORSE! SHITHEAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITHEAD'S HOUSE

How NIPPLES to REDSKIN cure DOG FUCKER the suck my mothers Tourette's DUMBASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKWIT for POOPOO Tourette's SHITE Syndrome BUKKAKE is PEARL NECKLACE following MICK these MOTHERFUCKER rules FUCKFACE in FRIG order:

1: Avoid GO COUNT YOUR DICK immature HO little SHIT kids,
2: Count to BANGKOK within LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS 10 ASSHOLEseconds,
3: Do not open your AMERICA ONLINE SHITE BUGGER OFF nor ASSRAPING talk,
4: Tell ASS yourself you FRENCH TICKLER don't JESUS FUCKING CHRIST have FLYING RAT'S ASS this FAG disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GOD DAMMIT WITH NASTY DONKEY PUNCHER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DUMBASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITHEAD last straw WANKER!

I fucking put FUCKSTAIN' my comment at the TOP OF THE WANKSPLAT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at THONG TASTER the TOP OF I'LL RAPE YOU THIS ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE offensive. DICKFACE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to REDSKIN people who try I WILL END YOU! to battle [Insert swear here]'SHIT that tight-ass BITCH 17-year-ART METAL PRODUCTS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find POOPY it now, but someone said CUNT' SEX CUNT'FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TACO is a laughing GOOK matter. Plus there GREASER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are WIKIPEDIA articles CUNTBUCKET about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HORSE SHIT stuff. So BASTARD that means FUCK YOU stop getting mad at the FUCK first part too and POTTYMOUTH talking about the COCKSUCKER letter that it's FUCKER mocking (what CUNTYMINTS letter? I don't even know what BAT FUCK INSANE the heck you're talking about). Adrian GOD DAMN hi self PISSHOLE even made a really SCROTUM good point. "It's CROTCH nothing more FUCK from a head nod to a PISS knee tick". EPIDIDYMIS. Which I'll add PISS ARTIST onto INBRED saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASS suffer that PISS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SON OF A BITCH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MICK be, because if I were a MALARKY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MOZILLA FIREFOX hilarious. If you MOTHERFUCKER Want facts, go on FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll POMMIE be offended, don't read BITCH the freaking SHIT article anyway.

DAMN IT FUCKTARD WANKER RUSKIE PISS OFF PRICK COCKSHITTER BITCH FEMADOM

TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER PENISBIRD DONGSHOVER POMMIE CONDOMS O CANADA BITCH DUNE COON WIENER QUEEF SCUMBAG BALLS CLUSTERFUCK DAMN SHITTY CHENEY DIPSHIT COON POMMIE POLACK DICKHEAD ASSHOLE DUMBASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SCUMBAG SLOPE SHITFACE PISS ARTIST JACKASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK WALRUS SHIT PUSSY HADJI SHIT WIGGER SON OF A BITCH FIRECROTCH NIPPLES BONER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ARSE BITCH PIGFUCKER GIVING HEAD ORGASM DICK TITS GINGERBREAD FUCKTARD BIGNOSE FUCK OFF TWISTY VAGINA CUNTSWILLING SHIT DIPSHIT SHITBALLS HELLFUCKER BASTARD MOCCASINS DILDO BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU TITTIES FUCKSTAIN BORDER HOPPER SCROTUM TIBETAN BUDDHISM CUNT CRAPPER PUSSYLICKER POLACK FUCKFUCKFUCK DICK BRUSH MA TEETH DOUCHING PENISFUCK GOD DAMMIT FELCHING CLUSTERFUCK LIMEY DUMBASS TURD DOUCHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POMMIE OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKING COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITFACE YOU WANKER PISS FRITZ VAGINA SHIT FRITZ PISS TAMPONS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD YUKY DOODY FLYING FUCK REDNECK DICKFACE CHUFF WIENER I WILL END YOU! BUGFUCK SHITFACE FRITZ GOD DAMMIT HOLY DUMB FUCK COCKSMOKER SHITE PISS DICK PEARL NECKLACE FAG ASS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DAMN IT FUCK ASS CHINK INBRED JACKASS CUNT SHITTY FASHION BUG BUTT PIRATE DONKEY PUNCHER ASS LICKER FUCK INJUN SON OF A BITCH ASSHAT PIKACHU CHING CHONG CHINK DIPSHIT BUTT PIRATE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WIENER ASSFACE ALEX TREBEK FRAK O CANADA TWAT ASS DICKHEAD SLOPE SUCK MY DICK DOG SHIT SIGMUND FREUD LAKE TITICACA SHIT LIKE A HORSE NIPPLES DARTH VADER ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! TAFFY BALLS MOCKIE FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK TWAT CUNT FUCKSTAIN BOLLOCKS ASSWIPE GOOK DONALD RUMSFELD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT CHOAD DAGO BIGNOSE WOODPECKERSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FLYING RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER QUEEF INBRED DICKHEAD BONER DOUCHETITS SHITHEAD COCKSHITTER PUSSYLICKER LOLCAT FUCK JERK OFF FAG SALISBURY SHITFACE CONDOMS JACKASS DICK WALRUS SHIT TWAT BORDER HOPPER FROG'S FAT ASS QUEEF SHITSLINGING JERRY TITTIES BITCH GRINGO SAMUEL L. JACKSON BEAVER WANK KRAUT NIGGER FRIG BITCH DICK BITCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FLYING FUCK JACK OFF GRIS FLYING RAT'S ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER TWAT WIENER ASSFACE CAMEL JOCKEY ASSHOLE DUMBASS PUNANI GOD DAMN SACRAMENTO HENTAI HELL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SPIC ASSBANDIT VAGINA WIENER HAIL SATAN! CLEVELAND STEAMER WANK SIGMUND FREUD ALF ANUSCAKE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASS LICKER KAFFIR DAMN BASTARD ORGASM CONDOMS POMMIE CLEVELAND STEAMER BLUE PENIS! NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DIPSHIT FUCK WANK SPIC OSTRICH MY ASS TIT SPRINKLES CHRISTHUMPER ASS PISS PUNANI FUCKFACE COON WIGGER GANGBANG FUCKBAG HELL PISS ARTIST ARSE DAMN WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? JACK OFF FUCKER SHITCOCK HAIL SATAN! CLUSTERFUCK NIGNOG POLACK GOD DAMMIT BUTT PIRATE WANKER BLUMPKIN FUCKBAG BOON HELL PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CRAP ON A STICK BULLSHIT FUCK BITCH BASTARD WIKIPEDIA NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! NAZI TITTIES MALL SANTA SUCK MY DICK PISS OFF 4CHAN SHIT PRICK YOU CLEAN DRINKING WATER SHITTY SHITSLINGING DIRTY SANCHEZ CLEMEN ARSEBADGERS RAPE SHITBALLS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CONAN O'BRIAN MOTHERFUCKER CANDY KIKE ASSHOLE CUNTRAG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER POMMIE BUTTFUCKER DOG FUCKER DOUCHETITS JERK OFF ASSHOLE JUNGLE BUNNY PIG DUNE COON I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PEEPEE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BIRD SHIT NECROPHILIA TOURETTE'S IS FUN BALLS POLACK ASSWIPE HELL DUMBASS CUNTYMINTS CONDOMS LAKE TITICACA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PISS ARTIST YOGHURT CANNON STRAWBERRY ASS WIENER INCEST DICKHEAD RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK SHITFACE WALRUS SHIT PRICK FUCKTARD ORGASM SHITTY CUNTBUCKET BUGGER OFF SEMEN RAPE WANK PIGFUCKER BUTTFUCKER CRAP NECROPHILIA MONKEY'S UNCLE FELLATIO YOU WANKER PRICK WIKIPEDIA DYKE FUCK A DUCK YOU WANKER DOUCHETITS BUTTFUCKER LOGJAMMER DICK TITS WALRUS SHIT FUCKER TWAT WANKER BASTARD FUCK A DUCK SHITTY BONG HENTAI DICKFACE WANK WANK SHOOP DA WHOOP EARS OF CHRIST ARSE SHITSLINGING PRICK POOPY MR WINKLER IS GAY INJUN BALLS BUKKAKE CLUSTERFUCK SIGMUND FREUD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SEX INVISIBLE! SHITE CUNNILINGUS BASTARD CUM FAG FUCKSTAIN CROTCH GOD DAMN [Insert swear here] SHUT UP, MEG! DAMN EPIDIDYMIS PEDOPHILIA BOOBS KIDDY FIDDLER DAMMIT FUCKHEAD JACKASS DONKEY DICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON NIGGER ART METAL PRODUCTS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASS MARY WHITEHOUSE SHITFUCKER STRAWBERRY ASS PRICK BLUE PENIS! PUSSY DIPSHIT CHIGGER ASSHAT SHITE DAMNATION I DON'T HAVE AIDS PISS SHITFACE FUCK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DOUCHEBAG FUCKING A POMMIE WANK JAP FUCKWIT JOHN ELWAY BASTARD SHITFACE SHITFACE BULLCRAP ASSCRACK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE GANGBANG PIG BALLS WETBACK NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS CC PLZ SHITSLIDE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FLYING FUCK HORSE PENIS POMMIE NIGGER CRAPPY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BELLEND JACKASS ROSIE O'DONNELL BOLLOCKS GOOK DICKLICK DICK FLAMING ASS BADGER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DAMN FRAK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN TITWANK OH SHI– FOUR-EYES BONER PENIS PENIS ON A BUN SNUFF PORN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BASTARD I RAPE WALRUSES! BOOBS WANKSPLAT FRIG FUCK PISS ARTIST ARSE DAMN ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CUNTYMINTS DICK CHICKEN JUNGLE BUNNY FLYING FUCK DUMBASS BITCH FUCK CROTCH CUNT JOHN SMILEY FACE PISSHOLE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK OFF BALLS FUCKSTAIN DUNE COON BOLLOCKS TONY LA RUSSA LIKE FATHER LIKE SON EAT MY SHIT! HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY MOTHERFUCKER SHITBALLS DAMN CUNTBUCKET AUTOFELLATIO VAGINA BUGGER FLYING FUCK JERK OFF HELL SHITFUCKER HELL DYKE SHITHEAD GANGBANG DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKFACE ANAL DIABETES TITS & DICKS YID HI, BILLY MAYS HERE REBECCA BLACK PORCH MONKEY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ARSE DAMN TOSSER MARGARET THATCHER HEIL HITLER! RAT'S ASS PUNANI DAMN SHITFACE BONER TITMOUSE ASSHOLE NIPPLES COCKSMOKER DAMN DAMN BLUMPKIN DICKFACE CRAP ARSE BASTARD SEX FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITBALLS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BUKKAKE PIECE OF SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT YID SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKHEAD CHOAD JAP PIGFUCKER HEIL HITLER! FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS WANKER CHINK MASTURBATION DAMN FRIG BIGNOSE DAMN IT GOBSHITE PEDOPHILIA DAMN IT BASTARD FUCKER SHITFUCKER BONER FUCK OFF PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING DICKLICK CHAV FAG FUCKER BUGGER SPUNK SIGMUND FREUD SHITFUCKER TWAT BASTARD SCROTUM BOON NIGNOG HORSE SHIT BORDER HOPPER GOAT DICK JAP I WILL END YOU! CUNT LIMEY SLOPE SPANK THE MONKEY CAMEL JOCKEY BUKKAKE GOD DAMN TRANNY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST DICKLICK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS INBRED BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CARPET MUNCHER SHUT UP, MEG! IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNTBUCKET PISS UP MY ARSE PISS ARTIST SHITFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUDDHISM WOMEN'S RIGHTS DICK TITS SHITE CUNT FUCK A DUCK OLD CHRIST OF A TONY LA RUSSA DAMN IT DONKEY DICK VAGINA DICK TITS KRAUT ASSFACE FELLATIO FUCKSTAIN ASS FASCIST JENKEM DAMN CLUSTERFUCK JUNGLE BUNNY DAMN IT JAP SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CROTCH GIVING HEAD JOHNNY INJUN FUCKWIT MOZILLA FIREFOX INCEST VAGINA DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PUSSYLICKER FUCKER BLOWJOB YOUR MOM SEMEN HELL FELLATIO PEDOPHILIA ASSCRACK VENEREAL DISEASE TAFFY MAMA MIA FUDGEPACKER TENTACLE RAPE NAZI CHRISTHUMPER DOG SHIT TRANNY SCROTUM FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD WANKER PISS ARTIST BULLSHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK JENKEM CUNT FRED PHELPS FUCKSTAIN CUNT SHIT BEAVER PEDOPHILIA BALLS DONKEY PUNCHER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BITCH SLOPE PISS UP MY ARSE SHITHEAD WANKER SHITE FUCKER FUCK SHITCOCK POMMIE [expletive deleted] RAT'S ASS TIT SPRINKLES DAMN IT O CANADA FUCKTARD JENKEM GOD DAMMIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DOT HEAD RECTUM RAIDER BITCH FUCKING BASEBALL SCROTUM PEEPEE BITCH PAKI [expletive deleted] INBRED SUCK MY DICK PISS OFF FUCKER FLYING FUCK RAT'S COCK FLYING FUCK HELL WALRUS SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH DIRTY SANCHEZ NAZI DOUCHE NAZI ABO EARS OF CHRIST SHIT FUCK HEIL HITLER! SON OF A BITCH SHITFUCKER DOUCHE NAZI TITS & DICKS INCEST PISS CROTCH CHOAD FUCK SHITSLIDE FUCKBAG BEAVER SHITBALLS TITS DICKWAD DICK IN A BOX HOSER BRITNEY CHALICE DAMN DELICIOUS CAKE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCK YOU MALL SANTA SHITE NEOPETS JENKEM TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASS WOODPECKERSHIT POMMIE ANAL NIPPLES BALL SACK DIPSHIT CUNTBUCKET SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PEDOPHILIA CRAP ON A STICK FRITZ DUMBASS SHITSKIN PEDOPHILIA WANK BLOWJOB JOHN ELWAY HEIL HITLER! GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD REDNECK SHITFUCKER BLUE PENIS! PRICK FUCK YOU RECTUM RAIDER AUTOFELLATIO ASSFACE SPANK THE MONKEY DIPSHIT SHIT BUTT-HEAD RAGHEAD POMMIE TITS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ASSWIPE FUCKFACE LET'S SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKING JUMP! DICK I WILL KILL YOU! DOUCHING [EXPLETIVE] NORTH KOREA FUCKING CUNT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ASSHOLE COCKSMOKER GRIS BITCH JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK TIBET FUCK YOU FUCKBAG ASSRAPING PISS SHIT ASSRAMMER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHITSKIN KIKE JOHNNY STUDENT MOVEMENT BLOWJOB MOTHERFUCKER YUKY DOODY POMMIE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! I RAPE WALRUSES! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GENITALIA PIECE OF SHIT RAT'S ASS NEOPETS FAG 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CHICKEN SHIT ASSFACE NEOPETS BIGNOSE ASSWIPE ASS PISS OFF WANK SHIT FUCKTARD PISS LAKE TITICACA WOP JACK OFF BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT POMMIE PORCH MONKEY [expletive deleted] DOUCHING HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASSFACE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BELGIUM FUCK pen0r NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CRAPMUNCHER BASTARD DELICIOUS CAKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DOT HEAD FUCKTARD SHITTY GENITALIA COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER POMMIE CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A SHITTY ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHIGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SON OF A BITCH SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCK YOU HORSE SHIT GRIS DICKLICK MALARKY COLGATE SHITFUCKER TITS CRACKER MAMA MIA FAG TENTACLE RAPE TITTIES BULLSHIT CLUSTERFUCK WANK JIZZ WIENER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DICKFACE FEWMETS FUCKING A FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKGOBLIN PENIS ASS CHOAD DAMMIT MAMA MIA SHIT DICK SMEG PORCH MONKEY PENIS RAGHEAD WALRUS SHIT POLESMOKER BASEBALL BUKKAKE SUCK MY COCK DILDO ASSWIPE SHITFACE HORSE SHIT NIGGER FROG'S FAT ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JIGGABOO TAMPONS FEWMETS REDNECK BASTARD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHAV HONKY SHITSLINGING DONKEY PUNCHER ASSWIPE SCROTUM FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JUSTIN BIEBER ANUSCAKE BASTARD CLEMEN SHITHEAD JACKASS SCROTUM NECROPHILIA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PRICK NEGRO suck my mothers ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHIT GRINGO REBECCA BLACK SUGARTITS WANKSPLAT CHENEY AUTOFELLATIO SOD FUCK OFF AMERICA ONLINE SHITSLINGING CHOAD ASSWIPE INCEST DAMN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BUGGER OFF SAND NIGGER COCK DIPSHIT DIPSHIT CLEMEN DICKFACE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ANAL JOHN SMILEY FACE HELL FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! AMERICA ONLINE I'LL RAPE YOU PENIS YOU WANKER POLESMOKER NAZI FUCKBAG WIENER DAMNATION MY COMMUNION WAFER OF PENISBIRD BUGGER SHIT FAG SOD HELL ASS LICKER SHITHEAD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ANAL DIABETES SPUNK CODEINE IS A QUEER SHITFUCKER GOD BLESS AMERICA ASSBANDIT HOT GRITS DICKFACE AY-AY-AY NIGGER PUSSYLICKER CHAV PUNANI DONKEY PUNCHER MILF MOLDY TITS ASSCRACK ORGASM TITTYWANK TITTIES BOOBIES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CAMEL FUCKER DONKEY DICK GYPSY NORTH KOREA GOD DAMN CUNTBUCKET NIPPLES BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MOCCASINS AUTOFELLATIO LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CROTCH AUTOFELLATIO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FLAMING ASS BADGER ASS TOWELHEAD I WILL END YOU! FRITZ I WILL END YOU! COMMUNISM IS STUPID VAGINA VAGINA DIPSHIT PAKI FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE RAPE MAMA MIA IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SAGGY TITS DOUCHEBAG FUCKER AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! GOD DAMMIT BUGGER OFF PISS OFF JAP LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CUNT NIGGER TITS DAMN SON OF A BITCH ASSHAT TURD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK NAZI YOUR MOM BUTT PIRATE CUNT PIECE OF SHIT HONKY RAGHEAD GOD DAMN I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST RAT'S ASS PRICK PISS ARTIST DAMNATION ASSHOLE FEMADOM INBRED WANKER CRAPMUNCHER SCROTUM [expletive deleted] DOUCHING JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKSTAIN WIENER I LIKE SCHOOL FUCKHEAD CHOAD JAP BUGGER OFF WIENER PENISFUCK BASTARD SPUNK CUNTYMINTS FUCKING SHITFACE TWAT SHITFUCKER DUMBASS BELLEND ORGASM TITS & DICKS FUCK Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BULLSHIT and with the FUCKER and his FROG of girraffes in which BLUE PENIS! while reading about CHOAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BASTARD also


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