Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER!'FLYING RAT'S ASS'ABO'CUNTYMINTS'WIGGER'FUCK YOU'SHITFACE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a COON look at the HOSER talk page of this SHIT article for notes or discussion before RAPE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BASTARD neurochemical FUCK disorder FEMADOM characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKHEAD, sudden AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BUTT-FOR-BRAINS or DICKFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POMMIE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DELICIOUS CAKE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BUGGER OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MASTICATION FOR THE NATION BULLSHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMN utterFUCKance of socially FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first VENEREAL DISEASE television programs to address PUSSY Tourette's syndrome.

FRENCH TICKLER Tourette's is BITCH not to be ASSFACE confused with ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NIGGER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PORCH MONKEY random NAZI disorientation, culturally-CC PLZ-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BASTARD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FAG language, FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HOMO FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ART METAL PRODUCTS souvenir shoppes and massive HELL quantities BUTTFUCKER of ANAL DIABETES FLYING FUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A ASSHOLE Polite Note to the BELLEND Author:

The DOG FUCKER Tourette's OH SHI– Research Institute was PISS OFF founded to FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSWIPE article TITS & DICKS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKWIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSWIPE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ROSES.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BASTARD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FLAMING ASS BADGER Tourrette's sufferers FUCKER swear. You can DICKFACE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHIT TV, for always focusing on the JERRY bad side of a terrible TRANNY thing.
• The main DICKHEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CC PLZ involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUGGER OFF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FAGGOT knee ASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DAMN IT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes COCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at REDNECK school for WIGGER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHUT UP, MEG! sufferers to become JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE manically depressed and SHITE commit CLEMEN suicide.
• There is no WHORE cure, and the CLUSTER FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the MALL SANTA tics often have adverse CUNNILINGUS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna O CANADA perodol" which caused my entire MAMA MIA body to go NEGRO numb and SHITE basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNT it is without the FIST FUCK drug.

I am an active member of a IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! tourette syndrome MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SEX the DILDO public view of Tourettes as a "WHORE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DIRTY SANCHEZ sorry for BLOWJOB "hi-jacking" your SCROTUM entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMN this that really DICKFACE annoys me. I am working towards a HI, BILLY MAYS HERE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HATE HATE HAT, and making fun of a COCKSHITTER horrible disorder is (not) FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BULLSHIT time.

Best SCUMBAG regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PISS OFF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROXY SITES reply

As TIANENMEN SQUARE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT Westerners show is not an TIANENMEN SQUARE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PRINCE PHILIP degenerate capitalist culture in those MINORITIES countries. When showing TANK MAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust KOREA LOVER in countries DEMOCRACY leadership, those problems does not RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FIREWALLS byproduct of your BUDDHISM capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “BELGIUM” Wen

P.S. CUNT Regards to Andrew JIZZ Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The BUGGER bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKWIT punch him if you O CANADA want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITTY saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my CHICKEN SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKHEAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WANK and FROG playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITCOCK BAND WITH 4 POLACK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A COLGATE HORSE! FUCKHEAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKHEAD'S HOUSE

How NI to BATHING SUIT AREA cure AUTOFELLATIO the BIRD SHIT Tourette's DOUCHE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNTYMINTS for COON Tourette's MILF Syndrome THONG TASTER is SHITCUNTING following MOTHERFUCKER these BUKKAKE rules CUNNILINGUS in ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP order:

• 1: Avoid SUCK MY DICK immature BOB SAGET little DAMN kids,
• 2: Count to BONER within PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT 10 FUCKING Aseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ORGASM CUNTSWILLING MARGARET THATCHER nor DUMBASS talk,
• 4: Tell FENCE JUMPER yourself you BOOBIES don't PISS OFF have HELL this JERK OFF disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WITH NASTY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKHEAD last straw WANK!

I fucking put BLUMPKIN' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FELLATIO the TOP OF YID THIS FRED PHELPS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be RECTUM RAIDER offensive. JACK OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BOOBS people who try RAPE to battle TITTIES'FUCKFACE that tight-ass QUEEF 17-year-FUCKTARD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NEOPETS it now, but someone said EXTRA LONG PENIS' JESSE McCARTNEY WIGGER'SHITTY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PENIS is a laughing FROG matter. Plus there RAT'S COCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SEX Uncyclopedia, there are SHITCUNTING articles ASSFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PORCUPINE'S BALLS stuff. So DIPSHIT that means MONKEY SHIT stop getting mad at the JIGGABOO first part too and FLYING RAT'S ASS talking about the DAMN IT letter that it's SHITTING DICK NIPPLES mocking (what BASTARD letter? I don't even know what DICKFACE the heck you're talking about). Adrian GOD DAMN hi self DAMMIT even made a really LET'S SHIT good point. "It's EPIDIDYMIS nothing more DOUCHING from a head nod to a ASS knee tick". DAMN IT. Which I'll add PISS onto CUNTRAG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GOD DAMMIT suffer that PISS OFF much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes YID it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SPICY CUNT FUCK be, because if I were a TONY LA RUSSA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PUSSY hilarious. If you 666 Want facts, go on COCKSUCKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SON OF A BITCH be offended, don't read CUNNILINGUS the freaking SHIT article anyway.

CAUCASIANS ASS LICKER MACACA ASSHAT DOUCHE NAZI FLYING RAT'S ASS MARCH OF FLAMES PUNANI ASSRAPING FUCKWIT

NIGGER [expletive deleted] ORGASM YID KNOBJOCKEY FUCKWIT SLOPE ARSE LGBT RIGHTS PIG SEX BASTARD REDSKIN ASS BITCH PASTURE PEARL NECKLACE PUNANI DAMN IT DOT HEAD AY-AY-AY JACKASS DAMN TITTYWANK SHITFUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY HO I'LL RAPE YOU REDNECK HELL EMO O KURWA! DICKWAD POTTYMOUTH FUCK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK NAZI GO HOME AND DIE DAMMIT CHRISTHUMPER LOGJAMMER PRICK FUCK YOU RUSTY TROMBONE FROG'S FAT ASS FLYING FUCK HONKY SEX CLIT BEAVER ASS FASCIST FRIG SHITHEAD BEANER TWAT FUCKTARD MOLDY TITS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOUCHE MILF CLIT FUCK OFF FUCKER NECROPHILIA CHIGGER ASSFACE POMMIE BOB SAGET CRAPMUNCHER DICK BITCH YOU WANKER FUCK A DUCK ASS COCKSUCKER ASSCRACK WANK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA QUEEF NIPPLES CLUSTER FUCK TWAT DAMNATION ASS CUNNILINGUS ASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CANNED QUOTE HELLFUCKER SOD OFF FUCKSTAIN CUNT GOATSE BITCH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DAGO CLUSTER FUCK POOPY GOD DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER POMMIE KIDDY FIDDLER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DYKE SHITE WETBACK FUCK O CANADA FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK A DUCK [expletive deleted] JACKASS SMEG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKER GOOK MACACA JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST HUMAN RIGHTS FUCKFACE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASS BASTARD DICKHEAD GOD DAMMIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK BONG ASSRAPING FUCKING RANDY TRAVIS FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG FLYING FUCK FUCK YOU POLAK BUGGER DOUCHEBAG WHORE LET'S SHIT FUCK YOU SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSCRACK CHIGGER ASSWIPE GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK SUCK MY DICK VAGINA COCKSUCKER ASSFACE HELL MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE FELLATIO BAD MOTHERFUCKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE MARCH OF FLAMES THONG TASTER FUCK OFF BITCH SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKBAG ANAL ASSFACE BIRD IN THE HOUSE INBRED DICKHEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK CLUSTER FUCK FUCKER ALF BASTARD SHITHEAD SEX BONER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD INBRED FUCK WETBACK WANK CRAP FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKER BITCH BALL SACK VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUM ANAL NI STEVE BALLMER KAFFIR CHENEY PISS ARTIST BALLS POOPY BOB SAGET CHINK SHITPISSER CUNNILINGUS TWAT TAMPON IN MY ASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES DOODIE HEAD TOTAL O KURWA! CUNT TAMPON IN MY ASS FLYING FUCK DIPSHIT DILDO TWAT DICKLICK FUCKING DAMN FUCKER GOOK COCKSUCKER PORCH MONKEY DONKEY PUNCHER CHIGGER GANGBANG SPANK THE MONKEY ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PRICK CLIT SHAKOPEE GANGBANG PUSSYLICKER DAMN DICKFACE FUCKER CLUSTER FUCK AMERICA ONLINE CRAP BULLSHIT COON All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy PAKI PANCHEN LAMA ASSHAT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE HELL SON OF A BITCH MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HAIL SATAN! DICKFACE QUEEF DUMBASS BUTT PIRATE TITS & DICKS CHOAD KISSER BOOBIES FUDGEPACKER CLUSTER FUCK WANK COCKSUCKER VAGINA WANK TIMBER NIGGER ARSEBADGERS INCEST FUCKING A SHITFUCKER SHITFACE HELL DUMBASS HORSE SHIT SOD OFF PAKI FUCKING HELL BLUE PENIS! BELGIUM DUNE COON ASS BULLSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY WHITE PEOPLE VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH SHIT CLIT SIGMUND FREUD CHAV DICKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS ORGASM SHITFUCKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HORSE SHIT MONKEY SHIT MONKEY SHIT CUNT URINE-GARGLING HELL KNOBJOCKEY PISS WANK SHITBALLS QUEEF FUCKBAG SHITCOCK FUCK FUCK OFF BITCH WANKSPLAT SAGGY TITS SHITTY CRAPPY FUCK COCKGOBLIN CANDY GOD DAMMIT DONKEY DICK FUCKING A BASTARD PRICK DAMN IT SUITCASE PENIS NIGGER SHITFUCKER CUM COON ASS PRICK JACK ABRAMOFF MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BENCH PRESS ABO AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS TAFFY ASSHOLE POLACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHOAD KISSER CONAN O'BRIAN WANK JIGGABOO PENIS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BALL SACK GIVING HEAD PEEPEE WIKIPEDIA DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN SOD OFF BITCH DOUCHE WOODPECKERSHIT RUSTY TROMBONE CUNT LAPPER SIGMUND FREUD BASTARD BIG FOOT SHITFUCKER FAG CC PLZ MOCKIE ART METAL PRODUCTS PUSSYLICKER ASSHAT DAMMIT DICK TITS SOD CUNT NORTH KOREA FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE FUCKING FUCKING JUMP! KRAUT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TOWELHEAD PUSSY WANK TIT DIRT FLYING FUCK GARBAGE DAY! ASSRAPING YOU WANKER CUNT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DICK TITS JELLY BEANS TAFFY ABO SPANK THE MONKEY JENKEM ASS BITCH URINE-GARGLING WEHATEMARIO NI PISS ARTIST PIECE OF SHIT PECKERHEAD SHITCOCK DIPSHIT BATHING SUIT AREA FELCHING FUCKWIT FUCKING A AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! YOUR MOM GOD DAMMIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CLIT DOUCHETITS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASS DICK SHITFACE FUCK I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCK OFF JACK OFF PISS OFF MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER MACACA PISS ARTIST PIGFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER TITS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DOUCHE NECROPHILIA GOOK FUCKWIT FUCKER PENIS CRAP FUCKER HELL GOD DAMN NECROPHILIA PRICK TITTYWANK CHICKEN SHIT BOB SAGET ASSFACE FUCKTARD DUNE COON FUCK OFF SEMEN SON OF A BITCH SHITPISSER WIGGER DAMN HITLER HELL LUV JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK OFF BELLEND ASS FUCK OFF HAIL SATAN! SCUMBUCKET FUCKING A SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SON OF A BITCH SHITE COCK DAMN TITTIES HITLER INBRED CUNT BUTTFUCKER HADJI HOMO TITTIES NEGRO GOD DAMMIT CARPET MUNCHER FLYING RAT'S ASS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK ASS GREASER CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHING FROG'S FAT ASS DICKWAD BULLSHIT FRITZ REDSKIN DUMBASS CUNTYMINTS BELLEND ASSHOLE TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! TOSSER DAMN BLUMPKIN ASSFACE YOU WANKER BIRD SHIT BUTT PIRATE ASSHAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE FUCKFUCKFUCK COON DICKWAD PISS BIGNOSE DONKEY PUNCHER OSTRICH MY ASS NI TENTACLE RAPE SCROTUM BULLSHIT IT'S OVER 9000! ARSE EPIDIDYMIS ASS PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS DONGSHOVER FUCKSTAIN COCK DAMN IT SHITE COON DONKEY DICK EPIDIDYMIS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKING FUCKING A FAG CUNNILINGUS BULLSHIT COON FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE D'OH FRED PHELPS JUNGLE BUNNY POLACK BANGKOK GOD DAMMIT EPIDIDYMIS BUKKAKE BASEBALL FUCK FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE GOAT DICK LET'S SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ORGASM GANGBANG SHIT SHIT HELL JIGGABOO CONDOMS FUCKING BASTARD INCEST CANNED QUOTES DICK TITS DICKFACE MILF FASHION BUG TITTIES FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE SHITFACE PENIS PEARL NECKLACE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING MARCH OF FLAMES SEMPRINI ASSCRACK POLACK DILDO NI RAGHEAD DOG SHIT BUTTFUCKER FUCKING TIBETAN BUDDHISM DONKEY PUNCHER PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! CUM EXTRA LONG PENIS JAP TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PISSHOLE BASTARD SHAKOPEE CHOAD TWAT SAMUEL L. JACKSON SCUMBAG DICKFACE KIKE BEANER ROSES WANK SCROTUM SHIT JENKEM CHINK AUTOFELLATIO CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE WILLY WONKA FRITZ MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PEEPEE DAMN PORCH MONKEY JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKING COON HELL CLUSTER FUCK SHITSKIN PISS ARTIST TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BIRD SHIT TESTICLE CHOKE VENEREAL DISEASE POTTYMOUTH FUCK PISS OFF TOTAL ANAL COON GO HOME AND DIE TURD FLYING FUCK HONKY PISS HORSE SHIT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BALLS BUTT PIRATE GANGBANG BASTARD THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS POMMIE RAT'S COCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK KIKE SHIT TENTACLE RAPE CHAV FUCK OFF ANUSCAKE WANKSPLAT VAGINA RANDY TRAVIS SHIT TIT SPRINKLES JUNGLE BUNNY CANNED QUOTES ARSE GOOK BOB SAGET FUCK NUGGET DAMMIT CAMEL FUCKER YOU SUCK BALLS FUCKSTAIN BUDDHIST MONK BASTARD SPANK THE MONKEY CHIGGER GREASER BITCH CUNT TAFFY CUNT FUCKFACE CUNT BITCH NAZI TURD FUCK JERRY DUMBASS COCKSMOKER PRICK NIGGER BIRD SHIT WETBACK FUCKSTAIN LOLCAT ASS LICKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! HELL OSTRICH MY ASS BASTARD WOP DILDO BUTTFUCKER SHAKOPEE FLAMING ASS BADGER NORTH KOREA SHITSLIDE BRUSH MA TEETH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS LET'S SHIT ASSHOLE WIENER INBRED BOOBIES DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITBALLS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MARY WHITEHOUSE JAP DESU YOGHURT CANNON RAT'S ASS JOHNNY FELLATIO PEARL NECKLACE SPIC HELL SHITFUCKER TOSSER YOU WANKER WANK HITLER DAMN IT CODEINE IS A QUEER BOYCOTT VIACOM! MOCCASINS BITCH WIENER PRICK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DAMN RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK BITCH FUCK PENIS ON A BUN I WILL END YOU! MONKEY SHIT PORCH MONKEY ARSE FROG WOODPECKERSHIT GO HOME AND DIE GREASER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM POWERSHIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PIGFUCKER ICE CREAM BOLLOCKS HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITSLINGING GANGBANG SHITHEAD TRANNY RAPE INCEST CUNT PISS POOPOO GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SHITTY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NAZI FUCKING CUM CONAN O'BRIAN HOMO TAMPON IN MY ASS CHAV BEAVER AUTOFELLATIO ASSHAT FLYING RAT'S ASS CONDOMS FUCKWIT TITTYWANK FUCKING LIKE FATHER LIKE SON TAMPONS SPANK THE MONKEY COCKSUCKER SHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCK YOU HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GRAPE PENIS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK YOU GOVERNMENT FILTERS DAMN PISS OFF I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING JUMP! SPUNK [expletive deleted] CHIGGER DILDO ASS BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING CUM CUNT JACKASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM suck my mothers CHIGGER ASSWIPE HONKY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PRICK DUMBASS DICK TITS ASSFACE DICKFACE DONKEY DICK BONER WOODPECKERSHIT CRAPFUCKER DICKLICK COMMUNIST DILDO RAPE PENIS HO WETBACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLIT ARSE FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD ASSCRACK SOD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BOLLOCKS SHITHEAD DOG FUCKER pen0r SHITTY BASTARD DUMBASS CUNNILINGUS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNT CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNT BUTTFUCKER MONKEY BALLS ASSHOLE EAT MY SHIT! GIVING HEAD TWAT MARCH OF FLAMES TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKER TITMOUSE CUM ASS D'OH ASSCRACK PISS OFF MY ASS PISS ARTIST DICK INCEST NEGRO FUCKWIT RAT'S ASS JERK OFF GOD DAMN FAG BULLSHIT SCUMBUCKET FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFACE BLOWJOB FUCKHEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKHEAD COCK MALARKY ASS COCKSHITTER NECROPHILIA DAMN IT CRAPFUCKER COCKSMOKER CLEVELAND STEAMER BUGFUCK PRICK KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH EMO ASSFACE DOUCHETITS CAMEL FUCKER RAPE SHITHEAD SHITTY SHITTY GOBSHITE SHITFUCKER BUNG-HOLE SHIT JIGGABOO TWAT MALL SANTA REDSKIN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKSTAIN SOD OFF TOTAL PUSSY MILF FUCKBAG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DUMBASS GRIS JAP SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK OFF CHOAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI POLAK DARTH VADER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PISS MOTHERFUCKER YID CHIGGER CUNT SHITE COCKSHITTER BOOBS ASSHOLE CLEMEN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASSRAMMER ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSFACE JUSTIN BIEBER NAZI WARNER MUSIC GROUP DAGO CUNT FLAMING ASS BADGER TITTIES BITCH NICARAGUA REDNECK BULLSHIT DICKHEAD FLAMING ASS BADGER NIGGER TITTIES CLUSTER FUCK SHITE DAMMIT NIGGER REBECCA BLACK STEVE BALLMER JUMPING JESUS!!! MONKEY SHIT COCK JACKASS NI JACKASS FUCK OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! YUKKY DOODY SHITHEAD YOGHURT CANNON ASS TURD SHITSLIDE MALARKY FUCK DAMN GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS JOHN SMILEY FACE DARTH VADER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TOSSER DOUCHEBAG FUCKING A TITMOUSE INCEST PEDOPHILIA HONKY FUCKING BASEBALL ASSFACE ASS PEDOPHILIA NECROPHILIA MASTURBATION RAGHEAD WIKIPEDIA DAMMIT BULLSHIT MARCH OF FLAMES SHITFUCKER CUNTYMINTS YOUR MOM PISSHOLE FUCKHEAD CRAPMUNCHER WANK TURD POLACK SPANK THE MONKEY ASSWIPE SLOPE FUCKFACE COCKSUCKER MILF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITTYWANK PAKI DOG SHIT DICK FUCKING BITCH TWAT COCKGOBLIN FELLATIO FUCKSTAIN INJUN FUCK BLOWJOB JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKFACE SHITE SACRAMENTO MALARKY BLUE PENIS! FLAMING ASS BADGER EPIDIDYMIS NIGGER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PISSHOLE EAT MY SHIT! FEWMETS FUCKSTAIN GRINGO CUNTRAG ASSFACE ANUSCAKE BOYCOTT VIACOM! BIG FOOT CRAPMUNCHER NIGGER JACKASS BIGNOSE DICK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITSLINGING BELLEND SOD GREASER SHIT TITS & DICKS NEGRO COCKSUCKER SHITE BEAVER DAMN POLESMOKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKWIT PAKI SON OF A BITCH SEMEN INCEST PORCH MONKEY CAMEL FUCKER SHAKOPEE ASSWIPE SCUMBAG BASTARD WANK WINDOWS VISTA CHOLERA IS FUN! CUNT LAPPER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DOT HEAD BONER PEDOPHILIA FUDGEPACKER FUCKING JUMP! SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FIST FUCK D'OH FLAMING ASS BADGER TIMBER NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER BALLS WANKSPLAT CHIGGER DOG FUCKER CUNT MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT BORDER HOPPER YOU WANKER POWERSHIT SHITE DICKHEAD JACK OFF HENTAI BUNG-HOLE FELCHMONKEY MASTURBATION GOD DAMN CHOAD GENITALIA POLESMOKER DICKFACE O CANADA SPIC CUNNILINGUS THIS IS A RARE SWEAR BASTARD TIT DIRT FUCK OFF WANK DUMBASS BITCH DUMBASS BASTARD PISS ARTIST HORSE SHIT CLIT I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST JAP PENIS MONKEY'S UNCLE REBECCA BLACK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BASTARD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WIKIPEDIA and with the ORANGE TURTLE and his DICKFACE of girraffes in which WOP while reading about DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKWIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• TIT DIRT

Article written in the style of its subject This article is DOG SHIT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its YOU WANKER subject. If you do not find it funny BASTARD, it is probably because you are an INBRED DYKE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. BITCH If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DICKFACE joke loses its humour ASSFACE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so ARSEBADGERS ignorant, then you wouldn't have MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FUCKHEAD NAZI FLAMING ASS BADGER BULLSHIT FUCKING!!!!!I <3 COCK

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