Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's MAMA MIA'SHIT'DOG FUCKER'RAPE'SHITTY'FUCKING'FUCKING JUMP! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DUMBASS neurochemical FUCK disorder EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FRIG, sudden JUNGLE BUNNY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COCK or SCROTUM vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CRAP ON A STICK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKING BASEBALL way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may KAFFIR include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA POLACK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITFACE WANK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PISS utterFUCKance of socially BELLEND objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first YOU WANKER television programs to address CANNED QUOTE Tourette's syndrome.

DARTH VADER Tourette's is DARTH VADER not to be PISS confused with CUNT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNTRAG random GOOK disorientation, culturally-PEARL NECKLACE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSHOLE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GO COUNT YOUR DICK language, SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WOP STEVE BALLMER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HAIL SATAN! souvenir shoppes and massive PUSSY quantities DICKFACE of ANAL DIABETES BITCH garbage.

Darnit.

A DAMN Polite Note to the LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Author:

The MONKEY'S UNCLE Tourette's FLYING RAT'S ASS Research Institute was COCKSMOKER founded to ASSWIPE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your POLACK article FUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BASTARD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PEACEFUL.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MOZILLA FIREFOX Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ARSE Tourrette's sufferers WANK swear. You can BEAVER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKBAG TV, for always focusing on the BOON bad side of a terrible GENITALIA thing.
• The main BUTT PIRATE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKTARD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NICARAGUA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BASTARD knee CAMEL FUCKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SON OF A BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PAKI school for MY ANUS IS BLEEDING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS ARTIST sufferers to become I WILL END YOU! manically depressed and PISS OFF commit FUCKHEAD suicide.
• There is no CHIGGER cure, and the BLUE PENIS! drugs that are available to, "calm" the TITTIES tics often have adverse PISS UP MY ARSE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DIPSHIT perodol" which caused my entire ASSHAT body to go BIGNOSE numb and HELL basically made it NIGGA! worse than COLGATE it is without the ASSHOLE drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKSTAIN tourette syndrome ASSHOLE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating [EXPLETIVE] the INBRED public view of Tourettes as a "BASTARD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TURD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TWAT sorry for PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT "hi-jacking" your HORSE PENIS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOATSE this that really FUCKFUCKFUCK annoys me. I am working towards a HOSER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GIVING HEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKER, and making fun of a DAGO horrible disorder is (not) ASSFACE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKFACE time.

Best FUCKFACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BIG FOOT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBET reply

As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN TOOTHPASTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOOGLE Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those TANK MAN countries. When showing RIGHT WING right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not FIREWALLS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TANK MAN byproduct of your COMMUNISM IS STUPID capitalist society GRASS MUD HORSE.

Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. SHITFACE Regards to Andrew WANKSPLAT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The WEHATEMARIO bastard who wrote this article. You can DIPSHIT punch him if you SHIT want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE'S MOMMA article. We have enough SALISBURY problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you CONDOMS remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE HAS AIDS put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BAD MOTHERFUCKER saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FRIG Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FLYING FUCK and HELLFIRE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CRAP ON A STICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CONDOMS BAND WITH 4 TRANNY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKING HORSE! FRIG IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FRIG'S HOUSE

How MOZILLA FIREFOX to MOCCASINS cure RAPE the MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's FUCK OFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WIENER for INCEST Tourette's FASHION BUG Syndrome SEX is GOD DAMN following DIRTY SANCHEZ these RAT'S ASS rules BAD MOTHERFUCKER in FUCKWIT order:

• 1: Avoid CHIGGER immature DOM DeLUISE little DONKEY PUNCHER kids,
• 2: Count to DOUCHE within HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! 10 WIGGERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your JENKEM FUCK FELCHING nor DOT HEAD talk,
• 4: Tell FRITZ yourself you COCK don't DUNE COON have DONKEY PUNCHER this SHITPISSER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK COCK WITH NASTY CUNT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ARSE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FRIG last straw HOMO!

I fucking put ALF' my comment at the TOP OF THE TAFFY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TACO the TOP OF KNOBJOCKEY THIS LOGJAMMER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNTRAG offensive. SPANK THE MONKEY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NI people who try VAGINA to battle FEWMETS'MOTHERFUCKER that tight-ass WETBACK 17-year-CHING CHONG CHINK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DAMN it now, but someone said DOUCHETITS' DOODIE HEAD PISS OFF'SHITTY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FROG'S FAT ASS is a laughing DUMBASS matter. Plus there SCUMBAG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PUNANI Uncyclopedia, there are DIRTY SANCHEZ articles [expletive deleted] about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SUCK A BIG DICK stuff. So BUGFUCK that means PISS OFF MY ASS stop getting mad at the PISS ARTIST first part too and WANK talking about the PEDOPHILIA letter that it's FLYING RAT'S ASS mocking (what BRUSH MA TEETH letter? I don't even know what CHUFF the heck you're talking about). Adrian BUGGER hi self ASS even made a really DOUCHING good point. "It's DONKEY PUNCHER nothing more SACRAMENTO from a head nod to a SHITTY knee tick". CUNTYMINTS. Which I'll add MARGARET THATCHER onto FUCKHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DIPSHIT suffer that DIPSHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JACKASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ORGASM be, because if I were a DICKHEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CUNT CRAPPER hilarious. If you RUSTY TROMBONE Want facts, go on DOM DeLUISE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WANK be offended, don't read HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS the freaking DYKE article anyway.

FUCKHEAD POTTYMOUTH PUSSY ASSHAT WEHATEMARIO MOCCASINS BITCH BUGFUCK LIMEY SHITTY

BIGNOSE SOD OFF FUCKFACE DIPSHIT TITMOUSE SHIT BITCH PISS ARTIST PENISFUCK FUCK BASTARD SHITE ASS ASS FASCIST BELLEND QUEEF PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CUNTRAG GOOK SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSCRACK TIT DIRT CLUSTERFUCK FUCKWIT COON FUCKSTAIN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! NI FUCK INCEST JACKASS FROG'S FAT ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITTY KIKE CHAV TITTIES BITCH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JAP NIGGER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FLYING RAT'S ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK CUNTRAG SOD FLYING FUCK SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS INJUN CHOAD DICKLICK CRAP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOG FUCKER SCUMBUCKET BALLS FELCHING YOU WANKER SHITTY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BUTT PIRATE WIKIPEDIA FUCK YOU DAMN COCK ANUSCAKE DUMBASS TITTIES SHITBALLS SEX RAT'S COCK DIPSHIT FUCKTARD JOHN SMILEY FACE GOBSHITE ASSHOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DELICIOUS CAKE MOCCASINS CRAPMUNCHER I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCK TITS DOM DeLUISE CRAPFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE TAFFY SHITFUCKER PISS OFF BITCH JIGGABOO DIPSHIT FUCKING NAZI SHIT TITTIES PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER CHIGGER BELGIUM DICKFACE WETBACK CUNT CRAPPER TUBA GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT BITCH FUCKING A WANK RAPE TITS DOM DeLUISE FUCKING BOOBS SON OF A BITCH WANK OPINION CUNTRAG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HELL INBRED MALL SANTA SHIT ARSEBADGERS FUCK BIRD SHIT ASS CUNT FUCK FUCK A DUCK DILDO SHITPISSER HORSE SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FENCE JUMPER BULLSHIT NORTH KOREA MALL SANTA PUNANI CHING CHONG CHINK NORTH KOREA BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE FROG'S FAT ASS SHITE pen0r DICKLICK BULLSHIT BLOWJOB JIGGABOO DELICIOUS CAKE BUTT-HEAD SHITSLINGING ASS I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST FUCKWIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GOOK BLUE PENIS! MOTHERFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! NIGGER FUDGEPACKER BITCH POOPY BITCH ARSE SIGMUND FREUD SPANK THE MONKEY GO HOME AND DIE ASSCRACK HELL PISS ARTIST TITTYWANK FUCKFACE BEAVER FUCKBAG JERK OFF GANGBANG PUSSY JACKASS SHIT PUSSY [EXPLETIVE] TITS WIGGER TWAT SHITPISSER CAMEL JOCKEY CLUSTERFUCK CRAPPY JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK DICKHEAD NIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU DICKHEAD DICK TITS JOHNNY CUNT RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKFACE HELLFIRE CUNT BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE I RAPE WALRUSES! HAIL SATAN! SHITHEAD CAMEL FUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DAMN NI PISS UP MY ARSE DAMN SHITFUCKER TITTIES MOTHERFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASSFACE NICARAGUA LAKE TITICACA DOUCHE FROG BITCH MILF WIGGER HONKY BUGFUCK WINDOWS VISTA MY ANUS IS BLEEDING RUSTY TROMBONE DOUCHE FUCKSTAIN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! HELL BONER DUNE COON BASTARD SHITFUCKER FAGGOT ASS DOG FUCKER NEGRO ASSFACE BOLLOCKS COCK BASTARD INBRED PISS ARTIST RUSTY TROMBONE DAMNATION GRINGO MARCH OF FLAMES SHITSLINGING DAMMIT CLIT CUNT FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKWIT HELLFIRE CHOAD KISSER ASSWIPE FUCKTARD DOUCHING NAZI JUSTIN BIEBER ASSRAMMER PRICK FROG'S FAT ASS BELLEND MOCKIE HELL DIMETHYL GLYCOL PORCH MONKEY BUTT PIRATE FUCKING TURD WIKIPEDIA FUCKING JUMP! CUNT BELGIUM BUGGER OFF REBECCA BLACK SCUMBAG ASSRAMMER CAPTAIN CRUNCH TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! NIPPLES DOODIE HEAD JERK OFF WANK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING FUCKER ASSCRACK JACKASS QUEEF POLAK PUSSY SHITCOCK BASTARD MARCH OF FLAMES WANKSPLAT ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SPIC HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DAGO BOOBS BAD MOTHERFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON CLIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASSHAT WANK GOD DAMN NICARAGUA PRICK pen0r ALEX TREBEK NIPPLES CLUSTERFUCK BONG POLACK JOHN ELWAY JAP CRACKER BUTT PIRATE FUCKER CUNTYMINTS RAPE I'LL RAPE YOU SHITE CC PLZ BIRD SHIT FUCKTARD BENSON SUCKS DILDO WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? KIKE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WANKER CHENEY COCKSUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNNILINGUS JESSE McCARTNEY TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER CONDOMS FUCKTARD ASS EDITABLE DYK FLYING FUCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! YUKY DOODY FUCKING ARSEBADGERS WIKIPEDIA WIKIPEDIA I'LL RAPE YOU DICKHEAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITTY VAGINA MOCCASINS PEDOPHILIA DIPSHIT TURD SHITHEAD SEX REDNECK BITCH PUSSYLICKER RAT'S COCK HELL FUCKWIT DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JACKASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TWAT TITS SHIT BUGFUCK DIPSHIT BLESSED DAMN SAINT PORCUPINE'S BALLS CUNT COCK FUCKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT DICKHEAD FUCK MOCCASINS JACKASS SHIT ASSHOLE ASSWIPE 666 PISS SHIT TITS & DICKS PECKERHEAD BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKER BUTT PIRATE BOOBS HELL HEIL HITLER! WIENER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SCUMBAG RAT'S COCK JIGGABOO BEAVER YOU SUCK BALLS GENITALIA CUNT SPANK THE MONKEY CLUSTERFUCK DAMN GOD BLESS AMERICA GOOK TAFFY ASS SIGMUND FREUD POMMIE PISS OFF TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SHITSLINGING SCUMBAG SHITTING DICK NIPPLES RUSKIE CUNT BITCH DICK CHICKEN SHITE FU SPANG SHITE CONDOMS MOTHERFUCKER SHIT CUNTSWILLING FUCK ARSE BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN MALARKY JACKASS FLYING FUCK SCUMBAG BLOWJOB FROG WANKSPLAT FUCKHEAD DUMBASS CHRISTHUMPER SEX DUNE COON POMMIE CHICKEN SHIT BUTTFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITTY COCKSHITTER SHITFACE FRENCH TICKLER BITCH DOM DeLUISE TESTICLE CHOKE SCUMBAG PISSHOLE DAMN DAMN FUCKTARD BLUE PENIS! PUSSY HOMO SEX DAMN KRAUT CUNT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAMN FU SPANG JAP SHIT BASTARD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS RAPE HITLER WANK SHITE SPIC FUCK SHIT DIPSHIT CHINK HELLFUCKER KNOBJOCKEY BUTT PIRATE SHITSLINGING SHIT GREASER FUCKSTAIN MONKEY SHIT GOD DAMMIT FUCKBAG FLYING FUCK PRICK BITCH BUDDHISM NAZI BUGFUCK SHIT NEGRO SOD PUSSY JACKASS GRAPE PENIS HO MICK BASTARD CUNT BALLS MOTHERFUCKER PRICK 666 MAMA MIA BUGGER JOHN SMILEY FACE CHICKEN SHIT DICKFACE ORGASM POLACK FUCKTARD ASS LICKER FELLATIO FUDGEPACKER SEMEN SHITBALLS SPANK THE MONKEY All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy JACKASS SHIT REBECCA BLACK YOU WANKER WANK PISS JUNGLE BUNNY BELLEND COCKSUCKER BLUE PENIS! ASSHOLE WEHATEMARIO COCK REBECCA BLACK QUEEF BAT FUCK INSANE CUNNILINGUS DILDO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI LET'S SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ALF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DANDELIONS RAGHEAD SHITHEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL CHICKEN SHIT HADJI FRIG BAD MOTHERFUCKER DILDO BULLSHIT BOOBS SHIT WIENER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE NIPPLES HELL JACKASS DAMN POOPY SHIT CARPET MUNCHER CUNT CRAPPER CUNT CRAPMUNCHER FUCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS RAT'S ASS GREASER DOUCHEBAG SACRAMENTO FAG POO POO BLOWJOB ALF WIENER SUITCASE PENIS DUMBASS DIPSHIT DAMN BUGGER OFF DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BUGGER OFF BORDER HOPPER RANDY TRAVIS FUCK NUGGET HELL BOYCOTT VIACOM! BANGKOK TITS TURD ASSHAT JACKASS SHIT MOLDY TITS MASTURBATION CUNT DUMBASS ASSFACE DICK HOMO HELL HADJI SPUNK ASS FASCIST [EXPLETIVE] MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITFACE DONKEY DICK ASSHOLE BRITNEY SEMEN PORCUPINE'S BALLS MONKEY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FEMADOM JESSE McCARTNEY BITCH SEX STRAWBERRY ASS ASS BLUE PENIS! DICKLICK FOUR-EYES BUGFUCK HORSE PENIS WIGGER BULLSHIT INJUN 30 CASES OF PICKLES REDNECK SEX TACO GENITALIA FUCKFACE CHENEY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BASTARD SHITSKIN CUNT HELL AY-AY-AY POLAK SON OF A BITCH INCEST FUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKING ASS NECROPHILIA CUM NAZI PISS DAMN IT DAMN I WILL KILL YOU! JUSTIN BIEBER PUSSY QUEEF [expletive deleted] PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT CUM DAMMIT BOOBS PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! COON SHUT UP, MEG! PIG DARTH VADER BONER PIECE OF SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA PEDOPHILIA PEARL NECKLACE BASTARD CRACKER HELL PENIS ON A BUN TWISTY VAGINA ANUSCAKE HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RAT'S COCK SUGARTITS BULLSHIT FENCE JUMPER EMO PENIS ON A STICK PECKERHEAD DAMN PRINCE PHILIP BIGNOSE WALRUS SHIT SHITFUCKER SHITHEAD FUCKFUCKFUCK WIKIPEDIA HOMO WOMEN'S RIGHTS FELCHMONKEY PISS OFF FELLATIO BEANER SCUMBUCKET DOUCHE CUNT BAT FUCK INSANE HOSER INCEST JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BASEBALL POLESMOKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PEDOPHILIA TURD TWISTY VAGINA ASS JERRY STRAWBERRY ASS ASS MACACA BONER DAMN PUSSYLICKER WIKIPEDIA CRAP HELL VENEREAL DISEASE SUGARTITS AMERICA'S GREAT! BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHAV HELL HONKY COCKSUCKER FELLATIO SHITE I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU FUCKFACE BOB SAGET AUTOFELLATIO BOOBIES PEDOPHILIA DYKE IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BOON ARSE NAZI HELL MOCCASINS FUCKWIT HONKY BOB SAGET MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKING A DOG SHIT BUTTFUCKER FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FENCE JUMPER EAT MY SHIT! FUCK YOU PISS OFF ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS PORCH MONKEY MARGARET THATCHER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BITCH I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKER BASTARD KRAUT PIECE OF SHIT KAFFIR ASS NECROPHILIA DAMN ASSWIPE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ADMINS ARE GAY HADJI I RAPE WALRUSES! FELCHING TURD EPIDIDYMIS ASSWIPE DICKFACE BEAVER CHENEY PISS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKER PUNANI WINDOWS VISTA SHITTY BULLSHIT DONALD RUMSFELD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SPUNK YOU WANKER CUNTRAG FAGGOT ASS SAND NIGGER NAZI I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PIECE OF SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BRITNEY JACK OFF CROTCH FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BOOBS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MOCCASINS WETBACK [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] FROG'S FAT ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MICK FUCK SHITE CRAPPY REBECCA BLACK PUSSY TITTIES PEARL NECKLACE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK WEHATEMARIO PISS FUCKER PENISFUCK COCK VENEREAL DISEASE JESSE McCARTNEY TWAT FUCKBAG FUCK PENIS ON A BUN TITWANK ASSRAMMER SEMEN JACKASS SHIT TITS FUCKER ORGASM DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BELLEND YOU WANKER WOODPECKERSHIT ANUSCAKE DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT CUNTRAG ASSFACE ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS PAKI DYKE MONKEY SHIT MACACA TWAT JOHNNY INCEST DOT HEAD RAGHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT CHUFF ASSWIPE BOOBS FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER BITCH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNT FUCKWIT KIKE WANK DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE I RAPE WALRUSES! WANK TWAT PIG WIENER PEDOPHILIA FUCKSTAIN SHIT HOSER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE INVISIBLE! DAMN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BALL SACK SPUNK BOOBS BITCH POTTYMOUTH COCKSUCKER ASSHOLE JERK OFF ASSHOLE DARTH VADER ARSEBADGERS CHOAD QUEEF WIKIPEDIA JACK OFF HOSER YOU WANKER MR WINKLER IS GAY PIECE OF SHIT BITCH DICK PISS ARTIST PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOG SHIT JENKEM CRAP ON A STICK TENTACLE RAPE FUCK ASS FASCIST QUEEF SEX PEARL NECKLACE DUNE COON DICKFACE BALLS SHITE TOWELHEAD P'KANG FRITZ FROG'S FAT ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER RANDY TRAVIS PISS BAD MOTHERFUCKER BALL SACK YOU WANKER FLAMEVIPER FELCHMONKEY BEANER CUNTING ASSCRACK RAGHEAD DOUCHEBAG RAT'S COCK VAGINA LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! RAT'S COCK GYPSY NORTH KOREA BASTARD WANK SHIT LOGJAMMER FUCK ASSFACE BIGNOSE COCKSMOKER WETBACK BOOBIES CLUSTERFUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK OFF MASTURBATION TAFFY TITTIES DICKHEAD SHITSLINGING SMEG BASTARD MICK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DILDO FUCKWIT ASS LICKER ASS LICKER FUCKBAG CHAV JERRY SHITHEAD COCKSHITTER CRAP DAGO DICKHEAD BUGGER OFF SIGMUND FREUD SEMPRINI RAT'S COCK DICK TITS JERK OFF MILF NIGNOG BEAVER FOUR-EYES GOD DAMMIT COON TAFFY PISS OFF SUGARTITS GOD BLESS AMERICA SHIT FUCK FUCKING A SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHITFACE SHITBALLS OH SHI– SHIT TRANNY MACACA DIPSHIT AUTOFELLATIO DAGO CAPTAIN CRUNCH GOAT DICK ARSE 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITFACE ARSE DIPSHIT CHIGGER BOOBS GOD DAMMIT BASTARD GANGBANG CHOAD BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WIKIPEDIA [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] FUCKWIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PISS OFF ASS FELLATIO PEACEFUL ORGASM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! POOPY CHICKEN SHIT ASS EPIDIDYMIS BIG FOOT PEARL NECKLACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BUTTFUCKER ARSE DAMN DAMMIT BALLS FUCKING ANAL DELICIOUS CAKE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MORGAN TSVANGIRAI BITCH SHIT FUCKTARD BOOBS BLUMPKIN CHOAD SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS COCK FIST FUCK HELL PRICK DIRTY SANCHEZ GOATSE TAFFY DIRTY SANCHEZ CHOAD CUNT RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE JOHN ELWAY O CANADA BRUSH MA TEETH BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SMEG SHITSLINGING COON FOUR-EYES PUSSY NAZI PENISFUCK LOGJAMMER DONKEY DICK ARSE POLAK TRANNY CHOAD JIGGABOO CHENEY ALF MASTURBATION CHOAD CHAV ASSRAPING MASTURBATION WALRUS SHIT CHIGGER FRENCH TICKLER PEEPEE DAMN IT KRAUT BONER DONKEY DICK TITS I'LL RAPE YOU FELCHMONKEY SHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JAP and with the BULLSHIT and his I WILL END YOU! of girraffes in which GOOK while reading about BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JIZZ also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
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