Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NICARAGUA neurochemical FUCK disorder ANUSCAKE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM, sudden DAMN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CHICKEN SHIT or PENISPENISPENIS!!! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ANAL DIABETES in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SONNY BILL WILLIAMS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSCRACK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CLEMEN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA AUTOFELLATIO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat YOU WANKER JACK OFF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHICKEN FRIES utterFUCKance of socially SACRED objectionable words).
DAMN Tourette's is REDNECK not to be [expletive deleted] confused with suck my mothers Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOBSHITE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SEX random BIGNOSE disorientation, culturally-JERRY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JAP outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK language, CHOAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANK FUCKWIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JIZZ souvenir shoppes and massive JUMPING JESUS!!! quantities TAMPONS of ANAL DIABETES JENKEM garbage.
Darnit.
A FUCKING A Polite Note to the CUNNILINGUS Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITTY article FUCKSTAIN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SPIC I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance COCKGOBLIN.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of TACO Tourrette's sufferers CUNT swear. You can ASSCRACK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GANGBANG TV, for always focusing on the JOHNNY bad side of a terrible FUCKING A thing.
- The main FUCKSTAIN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are COMMUNIST DILDO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITFUCKER knee SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is BOLLOCKS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes QUEEF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHIT school for HOMO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TURD sufferers to become RAPE manically depressed and AUTOFELLATIO commit HITLER suicide.
- There is no BASTARD cure, and the MAMA MIA drugs that are available to, "calm" the RAT'S ASS tics often have adverse MOCCASINS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PIGFUCKER perodol" which caused my entire JACKASS body to go GOD DAMMIT numb and CHICKEN SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than YOU WANKER it is without the GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS drug.
I am an active member of a GANGBANG tourette syndrome ASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NIGGER the RAPE public view of Tourettes as a "DICKHEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MARGARET THATCHER much much (hand spasms) more...
I am SHITE sorry for MONKEY SHIT "hi-jacking" your SUCK A BIG DICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SUGARTITS this that really BAD MOTHERFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a CHOAD KISSER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DONGSHOVER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TITTIES, and making fun of a RAT'S COCK horrible disorder is (not) CLEMEN funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your I RAPE WALRUSES! time.
Best DICK regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “SHITTY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese TIBET reply
As DIMETHYL GLYCOL Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN BABY FORMULA degenerate capitalist culture in those TAIWAN countries. When showing DISSIDENTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN TOOTHPASTE in countries GOOGLE leadership, those problems does not PROXY SITES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your TANK MAN capitalist society GOOGLE.
Li Chiang “NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS” Wen
P.S. BUKKAKE Regards to Andrew YID Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply
As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?
Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PUSSY saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my CHICKEN SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are GOATSE and BOLLOCKS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BOOBIES music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BAND WITH 4 JUNGLE BUNNY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WETBACK HORSE! SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM'S HOUSE
How MONKEY'S UNCLE to O CANADA cure RECTUM RAIDER the CONDOMS Tourette's LIMEY Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment FUCKWIT for JACKASS SHIT Tourette's PISS OFF Syndrome FUCKTARD is ASS following SEX these PRICK rules JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK in COCK order:
- 1: Avoid CANNED QUOTES immature I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL little LIKE FATHER LIKE SON kids,
- 2: Count to DIPSHIT within THONG TASTER 10 CLUSTERFUCKseconds,
- 3: Do not open your FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE BALL SACK nor WANK talk,
- 4: Tell FROG yourself you BITCH don't ASSHOLE have MOCCASINS this HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NIGGER WITH NASTY BUGGER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM last straw CLEMEN!
I fucking put I'LL RAPE YOU' my comment at the TOP OF THE TOWELHEAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITHEAD the TOP OF HOLY DUMB FUCK THIS VENEREAL DISEASE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be POLESMOKER offensive. ANUSCAKE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WANK people who try ASS to battle FUCK'SHIT that tight-ass ARSE 17-year-PENIS—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS it now, but someone said DICKFACE' BUTT-HEAD CUNT'FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING RAPE is a laughing JIGGABOO matter. Plus there CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MR WINKLER IS GAY Uncyclopedia, there are LET'S SHIT articles ROSIE O'DONNELL about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FRITZ stuff. So CHICKEN FRIES that means FUCK YOU stop getting mad at the GENITALIA first part too and CUNNILINGUS talking about the JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE letter that it's AY-AY-AY mocking (what FUCKHEAD letter? I don't even know what MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! the heck you're talking about). Adrian GO COUNT YOUR DICK hi self SOD even made a really CHRIS CHAN good point. "It's CUNTYMINTS nothing more PRICK from a head nod to a FRITZ knee tick". CUNT. Which I'll add ASSWIPE onto CHING CHONG CHINK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't POLACK suffer that TAFFY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JUSTIN BIEBER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to REDSKIN be, because if I were a BUTT-HEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WANK hilarious. If you BATHING SUIT AREA Want facts, go on WETBACK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASS be offended, don't read YOU WANKER the freaking JERK OFF article anyway.
FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ASSRAPING FUCKWIT SAND NIGGER [Insert swear here] POISON IN BABY FORMULA HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HOSER HELL ARSE
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MARY WHITEHOUSE CUM HOSER BUKKAKE HELL DUNE COON FUCK OFF KIKE HAIL SATAN! BUTTFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKSTAIN BORDER HOPPER PENISBIRD AUTOFELLATIO SON OF A BITCH NIGGER TITS PISS BRITNEY BULLSHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HELL ASSFACE MOCCASINS DOT HEAD JESSE McCARTNEY VENEREAL DISEASE GOD BLESS AMERICA PIG SAND NIGGER FEWMETS SHITFACE DONKEY PUNCHER PISS SHIT FUCK BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKING BASEBALL TESTICLE CHOKE ASSWIPE REDSKIN FROG NAZI I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CONAN O'BRIAN BONER ORGASM CHOAD CRAP ON A STICK WIENER CARPET MUNCHER TOTAL CUNTBUCKET FUCKSTAIN KIKE DILDO CHIGGER TIT SPRINKLES ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PAKI EPIDIDYMIS FUCK YOU JUNGLE BUNNY BUKKAKE SOD OFF BOLLOCKS SACRAMENTO INBRED MOCCASINS [expletive deleted] RAT'S COCK HAIL SATAN! NIPPLES FLYING RAT'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO CHOAD ASS BIGNOSE FUCK COCKSHITTER DOUCHE JAP CUNNILINGUS BEAVER ARSE WANK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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ARSEBADGERS PISSHOLE FUCKHEAD DICK DICKWAD PENIS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS GENITALIA PIGFUCKER FUCK YOU KNOBJOCKEY EMO DAMN CUNTRAG FUCKING SHITCUNTING CHIGGER SHITFUCKER SHITFACE ASSWIPE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ASSBANDIT PORCH MONKEY DAMN IT AUTOFELLATIO FLYING RAT'S ASS FIST FUCK QUEEF BIGNOSE VAGINA CUNNILINGUS CLEMEN CLIT BOLLOCKS FUCK NUGGET SCUMBAG FUCK YOU [Insert swear here] RECTUM RAIDER FUCKING POMMIE SHIT CUNTRAG DONKEY DICK RUSKIE CUNT TITS & DICKS FUCKING LET'S SHIT CONDOMS CUNNILINGUS DIRTY SANCHEZ SUCK MY DICK TWAT SHIT WOP MONKEY BALLS LET'S SHIT BUKKAKE HUMAN RIGHTS NICARAGUA FUCK BUTT-HOLE TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! POMMIE WIENER BUTTFUCKER BLOWJOB FUCKHEAD GANGBANG WOMEN'S RIGHTS MALARKY SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS ASSWIPE JIGGABOO SEMEN WOMEN'S RIGHTS DICK TITS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! GOD DAMN INBRED JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITHEAD DILDO DOT HEAD VANDAL FELCHMONKEY CHENEY CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BALL SACK BELLEND ASS DUNE COON All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DAMN FELCHMONKEY POLESMOKER DICK INJUN CHIGGER CUM CUNT NIGGER FUCKWIT TITMOUSE MOTHERFUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER FRITZ SHUT UP, MEG! MOCCASINS DAMMIT SHITE MOTHERFUCKER CLEMEN HENTAI ASS 666 O CANADA DICKWAD TIT DIRT BULLSHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKSTAIN ANAL CUNT SHITSLINGING JERK OFF SHITE WANK REDNECK DIPSHIT FUCKING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POTTYMOUTH VENEREAL DISEASE REDNECK SOD FUCKWIT AUTOFELLATIO JAP BITCH CHING CHONG CHINK CRAP FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DILDO I RAPE WALRUSES! FRIG HORSE SHIT WEHATEMARIO CRAPFUCKER PIGFUCKER ASS FELCHMONKEY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNT WALRUS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER CUNTSWILLING DILDO CUNTYMINTS BASTARD GANGBANG BITCH GOATSE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive STRAWBERRY ASS and with the JACKASS and his EPIDIDYMIS of girraffes in which SHIT while reading about FUCKHEAD!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See BALLS also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- FUCKING A
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is FELCHING funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its MALARKY subject. If you do not find it funny JOHN SMILEY FACE, it is probably because you are an INBRED DICKFACE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCKWIT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a ASS joke loses its humour BUTTFUCKER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SHITSLINGING ignorant, then you wouldn't have BUKKAKE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! suck my mothers COCK CRAPMUNCHER ASSHAT BOON!!!!!I <3 COCK |
