Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CHOAD KISSER'FUCKWIT'CONDOMS'CUNNILINGUS'FLYING FUCK'HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS'COCKSUCKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a KRAUT look at the COON talk page of this JACKASS article for notes or discussion before PISS editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TITTIES neurochemical FUCK disorder BLUMPKIN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKING A, sudden ASSHOLE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DIPSHIT or FIST FUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK YOU in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BITCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GRINGO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA AMERICA ONLINE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SNUFF PORN CRAPMUNCHER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES utterFUCKance of socially ASSHAT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SON OF A BITCH television programs to address PISS OFF Tourette's syndrome.

suck my mothers Tourette's is BOLLOCKS not to be CUNTING ASSCRACK confused with NICARAGUA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BASTARD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JACK ABRAMOFF random WANKSPLAT disorientation, culturally-CHENEY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth POTTYMOUTH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local POLAK language, ASSWIPE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MONKEY SHIT PISS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNTYMINTS souvenir shoppes and massive RECTUM RAIDER quantities DICK CHICKEN of ANAL DIABETES MARGARET THATCHER garbage.

Darnit.

A COCK Polite Note to the ASSHAT Author:

The FUCK Tourette's JAP Research Institute was SHITE founded to PRICK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE article YOU WANKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NIGGER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNNILINGUS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SEMEN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about I'LL RAPE YOU Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PRICK Tourrette's sufferers LAKE TITICACA swear. You can PRICK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TV, for always focusing on the DOUGHNUT PUNCHER bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
• The main CHOAD KISSER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NIGGER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DIPSHIT knee TITS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITSKIN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOD BLESS AMERICA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITFACE school for COCKSUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BASTARD sufferers to become BITCH manically depressed and SHITTING DICK NIPPLES commit SHITFACE suicide.
• There is no FIRECROTCH cure, and the CLUSTERFUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSWIPE tics often have adverse BORDER HOPPER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKHEAD perodol" which caused my entire DOUCHING body to go SHITFACE numb and NIGNOG basically made it NIGGA! worse than MOZILLA FIREFOX it is without the MARCH OF FLAMES drug.

I am an active member of a REDNECK tourette syndrome WANKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE the MONKEY SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "FRED PHELPS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAMN sorry for ARSE "hi-jacking" your DAMN IT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNTYMINTS this that really REDSKIN annoys me. I am working towards a CAMEL JOCKEY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GOD BLESS AMERICA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITTY, and making fun of a GOD DAMMIT horrible disorder is (not) FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMNATION time.

Best INBRED regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SOD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese INDIA HAS NUKES reply

As TAIWAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT RIOTS degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing MONGOLIANS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIVER CRABS SUCK in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PROXY SITES byproduct of your DALAI LAMA capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. PIG Regards to Andrew COMMUNISM IS STUPID Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The FELCHING bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNNILINGUS punch him if you BASTARD want to.

As a SALISBURY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CECIL JOHN RHODES put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CONDOMS white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DONKEY DICK saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my INBRED intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKING A Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA and CRAP playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BASTARD BAND WITH 4 CAMEL FUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK HORSE! FUCKING A IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKING A'S HOUSE

How SHIT to CRAPMUNCHER cure CHENEY the KIDDY FIDDLER Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHIT for RUSTY TROMBONE Tourette's FRITZ Syndrome ORGASM is SEX following POO POO BLOWJOB these FUCK rules RAPE in JACKASS order:

• 1: Avoid BULLSHIT immature INJUN little FELCHING kids,
• 2: Count to BOLLOCKS within GOAT DICK 10 WANKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITSLINGING PEARL NECKLACE DICKFACE nor DILDO talk,
• 4: Tell BITCH yourself you FUCK A DUCK don't FUCKSTAIN have LET'S SHIT this DOUCHE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK O CANADA WITH NASTY GOD BLESS AMERICA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKING A last straw ASS!

I fucking put DICKHEAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE SPICY CUNT FUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DICKWAD the TOP OF BUGGER THIS VAGINA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS offensive. TITS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITHEAD people who try I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL to battle GOD DAMMIT'SEMEN that tight-ass YOU WANKER 17-year-GREASER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MILF it now, but someone said PISSHOLE' DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MONKEY SHIT'HO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKER is a laughing FUCKFUCKFUCK matter. Plus there YOU WANKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SPIC Uncyclopedia, there are CLIT articles BITCH about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKING A stuff. So WANK that means INCEST stop getting mad at the DAMN first part too and FRENCH TICKLER talking about the SHITCOCK letter that it's SEMEN mocking (what HOMO letter? I don't even know what SHITTING DICK NIPPLES the heck you're talking about). Adrian BEAVER hi self CHAV even made a really DAMMIT good point. "It's TIT DIRT nothing more DICKLICK from a head nod to a FLYING RAT'S ASS knee tick". I RAPE WALRUSES!. Which I'll add ANAL onto MOCKIE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FLYING FUCK suffer that DOUCHEBAG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SEX it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ARSE be, because if I were a COCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKING A hilarious. If you FUDGEPACKER Want facts, go on CUNTBUCKET Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITFACE be offended, don't read SAMUEL L. JACKSON the freaking POLESMOKER article anyway.

YOU WANKER BLUMPKIN SHIT ASS FUCKING WIENER DICKFACE TWAT ASSWIPE FROG'S FAT ASS

MARCH OF FLAMES CLIT SHIT SHITFUCKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GOD DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD RAT'S ASS BUDDHIST MONK YOU WANKER CROTCH WIGGER SHITHEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FALSE BENSON SPICY CUNT FUCK HELL {{USERNAME}} SHITE WIKIPEDIA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POLACK RAPE SEMEN DIPSHIT ASSHAT WIENER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TWAT BUGGER PEEPEE MINORITIES YOU WANKER TIMBER NIGGER PISS DICKFACE JACKASS SHIT ASSCRACK ASSHOLE LET'S SHIT NIGGER CHUFF CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SOD WIGGER FAGGOT FENCE JUMPER WANK DICKHEAD FUCK WOMEN'S RIGHTS RAT'S ASS BIRD SHIT GRINGO NIGGER CLEMEN FUCK OFF FUCK DICK IN A BOX DAMN PISSHOLE FUCKING A CUNT CRAPPER JOHN ELWAY SHITSKIN VENEREAL DISEASE BLUMPKIN BASTARD DICK CHICKEN FEWMETS ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! VENEREAL DISEASE ASS ASSCRACK WIGGER ARSE FUCKSTAIN BASTARD ASSCRACK SHITFUCKER TWO-INCH PENIS SHOOP DA WHOOP GENITALIA BULLCRAP FUCKHEAD TWAT SHITTY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HOSER BIGNOSE EDITABLE DYK BEAVER TOWELHEAD DONKEY DICK DUNE COON KRAUT ASSHOLE CUNT CRAPPER ASSWIPE BOOBS GOD DAMMIT NIGNOG SHITSLIDE ASSCRACK WANK FUCK GOD DAMN CARPET MUNCHER PENISPENISPENIS!!! POO POO BLOWJOB SHIT CUNT HELLFIRE I WILL KILL YOU! WANK BOOBIES CHOAD FAGGOT CHICKEN SHIT WANKER BEAVER FELCHMONKEY RAT'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO SHITTY FUCK SHITCOCK PENIS SHITTY CLIT SUCK MY DICK DIPSHIT SCROTUM CHRISTHUMPER FUCKBAG BASTARD SHITSLINGING FUCKING NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JIZZ FUCK OFF ASS PRICK HORSE PENIS FUCKING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MONKEY SHIT CUNT JESSE McCARTNEY SHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASS TITS WETBACK SLOPE OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK OFF DICKFACE DICKFACE JACKASS BONER CHOAD KISSER FUCKHEAD YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS SOD PISS ARTIST TWAT FUCK SEMEN HELL THIS IS SPARTA! FUCK FUCKSTAIN BITCH AUTOFELLATIO FUCKER SHITSLINGING FROG'S FAT ASS WIKIPEDIA WIKIPEDIA BUTT PIRATE DOUCHING GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASS SHITFUCKER FUCK OFF BASTARD ASSHAT SCROTUM I'LL RAPE YOU GYPSY COCKSUCKER ASS HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN D'OH BEAVER SEX CAMEL JOCKEY JACKASS HORSE SHIT VILLAGE DUMP DUMBASS WINDOWS VISTA DIPSHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMNED TABERNACLE SHIT LIKE A HORSE CHICKEN SHIT SHITFUCKER SHITTY PRICK OSTRICH MY ASS ABO BOOBS CUNNILINGUS CHIGGER DAGO BULLSHIT PICKANINNY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? RAT'S COCK FRIG ASSHAT PIECE OF SHIT DICK IN A BOX TAFFY BUKKAKE WIGGER CUNNILINGUS CHRISTHUMPER GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKER PIECE OF SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHIT SHIT BOLLOCKS SAMUEL L. JACKSON PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANK FAGGOT BUGGER LICK PUSSY FLYING FUCK PENIS PISS OFF MY ASS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE I'LL RAPE YOU PISS CUNNILINGUS SHIT LIKE A HORSE GYPSY TIMBER NIGGER PIG FUCKFACE TAFFY DAMN LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! EUROIPODS PISS INJUN DAMN IT DUNE COON CUNT MONKEY SHIT MARCH OF FLAMES HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MALARKY BOOBS SHITFUCKER KAFFIR SUGARTITS CLIT INBRED SHITHEAD TITS SEX YOUR MOM HELL MOTHERFUCKER FRITZ PISS WHORE TITS WIKIPEDIA CUM FUCKING A TIT SPRINKLES DAMN WOP CLIT NIPPLES CUNTBUCKET ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHITHEAD HITLER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE COCKSUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU ANAL TWAT DICK GENITALIA SHITSKIN MASTURBATION ANAL COON YOU WANKER PIG CUNT PUSSY DAMN IT DOG SHIT POMMIE FRED PHELPS FUCKSTAIN SHIT TITWANK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASS MILF PORCUPINE'S BALLS POLACK PUSSY MALARKY LIMEY FLYING FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CAMEL FUCKER TONY LA RUSSA FROG ASS LET'S SHIT FELCHING WANK FUCK SUCK A BIG DICK BEANER MAMA MIA DICK SUCK MY COCK FEMADOM BOOBS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAMN FUCK YOU CLEVELAND STEAMER RAT'S ASS I WILL END YOU! SHITTY SHIT WEHATEMARIO RAT'S COCK TENTACLE RAPE SON OF A BITCH ASSCRACK [expletive deleted] FUCK YOU SHIT POWERSHIT FEWMETS JAP HORSE SHIT FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU SHIT DICKHEAD JOHNNY CUNTRAG PISS ARTIST MARCH OF FLAMES JACK OFF BUGFUCK BUTT PIRATE JACK OFF BULLSHIT POMMIE WANKSPLAT MOTHERFUCKER FEMADOM FUCKSTAIN BASTARD FUCKFACE BAT FUCK INSANE WOMEN'S RIGHTS PISS OFF ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCK LET'S SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FLYING RAT'S ASS BLUMPKIN WINDOWS VISTA CLEVELAND STEAMER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD I WILL END YOU! I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY HELL RANDY TRAVIS TITWANK DICKFACE GRAPE PENIS NIPPLES CHOAD KISSER GOBSHITE JAP ASSCRACK NORTH KOREA JERK OFF GRINGO CONDOMS WANKSPLAT YOU WANKER PRICK HELL FUCKTARD FUCKHEAD RAGHEAD CRAP BITCH SHIT FRED PHELPS SHITTY TOTAL PEARL NECKLACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SON OF A BITCH JACK OFF TIMBER NIGGER FUCKWIT WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKING PEDOPHILIA CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SCRATCH! GROUNDER! OSCAR WILDE IS GAY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TITMOUSE NIGGER TITS ASSFACE FUCKHEAD BUTTFUCKER BASTARD WHORE FUCKER ORGASM SON OF A BITCH CUNNILINGUS WINDOWS VISTA DYKE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SAND NIGGER FRENCH TICKLER NIGGER FUCKSTAIN JIZZ CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHIT LIKE A HORSE TITWANK CHOAD DIPSHIT O CANADA INBRED JOHN SMILEY FACE ARSEBADGERS ARSE TWAT BLUMPKIN MONKEY BALLS FUCKBAG MASTURBATION ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS YOU WANKER HENTAI AMERICAN SPELLING SHITTY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FLYING FUCK SAND NIGGER WANKER HELL ASSWIPE DICKLICK BELLEND CUNT ASS CAUCASIANS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FAGGOT CHRISTHUMPER CUNNILINGUS DOUCHING DONKEY PUNCHER HELL PENIS NAZI SUCK MY DICK FUCK WETBACK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CHENEY FUCK JACKASS SHIT MONKEY BALLS DICKHEAD CHRISTHUMPER DONKEY DICK BASTARD SHITSLINGING [expletive deleted] BIRD SHIT MONKEY BALLS SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK CUNTSWILLING ANUSCAKE FLYING FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JUNGLE BUNNY WIKIPEDIA COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DOG FUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TOWELHEAD SHITTY SAND NIGGER BUTT-HEAD YOU WANKER BASTARD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TUBA BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK RAT'S ASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BUTTFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE YOU WANKER DAMN CUNT DAMN ORGASM ASSHOLE PISS DOUCHING FOUR-EYES HADJI HELL SEMEN CUNNILINGUS FUCK SHITE I'LL RAPE YOU HADJI BUGFUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER HELL JOHN SMILEY FACE FLYING FUCK SAND NIGGER WANK DIPSHIT SHITSLINGING MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSWIPE BUTTFUCKER TESTICLE CHOKE SON OF A BITCH GYPSY TITTYWANK TITS & DICKS FLYING RAT'S ASS pen0r SPIC SHITTY SHITFACE HAIL SATAN! CHRIST OF TABERNACLE FUCKFACE POOPY BULLCRAP PAKI SOD COCKSTUFFER CUNTBUCKET AUTOFELLATIO NAZI FUCKBAG POOPY FELLATIO LET'S SHIT MICK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! POMMIE NECROPHILIA CHUFF [EXPLETIVE] DOUCHING REDSKIN TOWELHEAD DICKFACE JIGGABOO TITTYWANK SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING FUCK FELLATIO SHITFACE DAMN IT GREASER LET'S SHIT CLEMEN FUCKSTAIN CUNT RAT'S COCK HEIL HITLER! FUCKSTAIN TURD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK ASSRAPING DUMBASS WANKSPLAT GOD DAMMIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SMEG TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! [Insert swear here] TWAT FUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SOD DARTH VADER NIGGER CUNT BALLS SHITE FUCKING FUCKHEAD CLUSTERFUCK FASHION BUG SHITBALLS WIENER BRUSH MA TEETH HELL NICARAGUA DAMN ASS BONER BUTT-HEAD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING WIENER WANKER CHOAD DIPSHIT ASS PUNANI TAFFY BOLLOCKS WILLY WONKA CHINK FAGGOT FEMADOM DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! NIGGER POOPOO DAMN VAGINA SHITHEAD BALLS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELL SEX GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DICKHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE DOUCHING TURD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DICKHEAD PIGFUCKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BULLSHIT POMMIE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CHICKEN SHIT COCKGOBLIN BEAVER RAT'S ASS BENSON SUCKS ASSHOLE BENCH PRESS FUDGEPACKER DARTH VADER CUNT BAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH GOBSHITE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BITCH I WILL END YOU! ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN SHITE TOTAL CUNT MOTHERFUCKER PISS OFF BAT FUCK INSANE SHIT POLACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOG FUCKER SON OF A BITCH ASSHAT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CAMEL JOCKEY BOOBS GOD DAMN BOOBS SEMEN LENS CRAFTERS TITWANK DAMN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BEAVER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BITCH THONG TASTER ORGASM NIGNOG SUCK MY COCK LENS CRAFTERS DAGO MOTHERFUCKER SHIT FUCKTARD ASSWIPE CHIGGER RIGHT WING PENISPENISPENIS!!! THONG TASTER FUCK ASSHOLE DOUCHETITS GIVING HEAD ASSHAT JACKASS SHIT DONKEY DICK SHITFUCKER DAMN HELLFIRE PRICK JENKEM BUGGER GOOK BUGGER QUEEF SHITE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TOSSER MARCH OF FLAMES I LIKE BUSH RAGHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITTIES SCUMBUCKET YOU WANKER YOU WANKER CRAP ON A STICK CRAPMUNCHER COCKSTUFFER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BUTTFUCKER COCKSMOKER BUNG-HOLE HOMO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMMIT DOG SHIT DICKFACE HOT GRITS CUNTBUCKET PIGFUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER BITCH ASSHOLE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGGER BITCH SHIT TAMPONS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNT SAND NIGGER PRICK FUCKBAG DAMMIT PISS ARTIST DICKFACE ALEX TREBEK INBRED WETBACK CUNTBUCKET SOD FELLATIO YUKY DOODY SHITHEAD GRIS GOD DAMN FELCHING CUNT REDNECK CUNT FUCKER MASTURBATION REDNECK PISS ARTIST FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PRICK FENCE JUMPER DICKWAD FUCKSTAIN ABO INJUN DAMN SHITFACE VAGINA PUSSY BATHING SUIT AREA FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BEAVER ASS FASCIST DEVELOPERS! AUTOFELLATIO VAGINA RUSTY TROMBONE BLUE PENIS! NIGGER ASSHOLE BUTTFUCKER PORCH MONKEY SHITE PRICK BULLSHIT HEIL HITLER! CUNTSWILLING I WILL END YOU! SHIT BULLSHIT CRAPMUNCHER WIENER YOU WANKER FUCKTARD TACO BASTARD JESSE McCARTNEY DICK KNOBJOCKEY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BUTTFUCKER WOP [expletive deleted] ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SPICY CUNT FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKER PUSSYLICKER CLIT BUTT PIRATE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITCOCK ANAL CRAP HAIL SATAN! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JACKASS SHIT PISSHOLE COCKSMOKER JUNGLE BUNNY NECROPHILIA I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DYKE DICK FUCKWIT O KURWA! BUGFUCK FOUR-EYES CLIT FUCK YOU HAIL SATAN! ASSHOLE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PISS SHIT ASSHAT FUDGEPACKER ASSFACE JOHN SMILEY FACE FLYING FUCK DICK BUKKAKE PENIS DAMN CAPTAIN CRUNCH RAT'S COCK BUNG-HOLE FUCK SHITCUNTING DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! FENCE JUMPER DEVELOPERS! FROG'S FAT ASS BUKKAKE FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE RAPE CUNT MAMA MIA PUSSY RAT'S ASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FRAK COCK ASSFACE DOUCHE CRAPPY JIZZ FRIG COMMUNIST DILDO MOLDY TITS TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKING MICK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DAGO BULLSHIT SLOPE FUCKHEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL HELL HENTAI FUCKING A PENISFUCK CUNT DONKEY DICK BIRD SHIT SHITE PISS OFF BENCH PRESS MOLDY TITS FUCKSTAIN GYPSY BOOBIES DONKEY DICK NIGNOG CONDOMS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES KIKE BITCH Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CLEMEN and with the FUCK and his TWISTY VAGINA of girraffes in which RAGHEAD while reading about FUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DIPSHIT