Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a DOUCHE NAZI article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PISS neurochemical FUCK disorder FLYING FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SAMUEL L. JACKSON, sudden SHITE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITFACE or DICKFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BELLEND in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DOUCHEBAG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TURD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FLYING FUCK GRIS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NIGNOG utterFUCKance of socially ASS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GIVING HEAD television programs to address DICKHEAD Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN Tourette's is ORGASM not to be DICK IN A BOX confused with FUCK OFF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WOMEN'S RIGHTS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BALLS random MONKEY BALLS disorientation, culturally-TAMPONS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MOTHERFUCKER language, HORSE PENIS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DAMN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TURD souvenir shoppes and massive PORCH MONKEY quantities CRACKER of ANAL DIABETES FUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A ORGASM Polite Note to the YOU WANKER Author:

The ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP Tourette's URINE-GARGLING Research Institute was HORSE PENIS founded to FUCK YOU.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BOLLOCKS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WIGGER article CHINK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MORGAN TSVANGIRAI I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DAMN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PUSSY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about LAKE TITICACA Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of SIGMUND FREUD Tourrette's sufferers [Insert swear here] swear. You can CUNTRAG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SOD TV, for always focusing on the FRIG bad side of a terrible JAP thing.
The main LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FLYING FUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BORDER HOPPER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FIRECROTCH knee BONER NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is RAT'S ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SAND NIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BOON school for BUTT-FOR-BRAINS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HORSE PENIS sufferers to become JACK OFF manically depressed and [Insert swear here] commit FROG suicide.
There is no RAPE cure, and the GYPSY drugs that are available to, "calm" the SON OF A BITCH tics often have adverse ASSCRACK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CONDOMS perodol" which caused my entire DAMN body to go BIRD SHIT numb and GREASER basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOG FUCKER it is without the THIS IS SPARTA! drug.

I am an active member of a AUTOFELLATIO tourette syndrome CHIGGER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOD DAMN the SHITSLINGING public view of Tourettes as a "WILLY WONKA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CAPTAIN CRUNCH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GENITALIA sorry for HITLER "hi-jacking" your DOODIE HEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TITS this that really GOD DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a PAKI better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WALRUS SHIT, and making fun of a DAMN horrible disorder is (not) ASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FOUR-EYES time.

Best VAGINA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKTARD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As OPINION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHRISTIANITY Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MEG degenerate capitalist culture in those DIMETHYL GLYCOL countries. When showing MONGOLIANS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY in countries PRINCE PHILIP leadership, those problems does not MONASTERIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT PROTESTS byproduct of your GOVERNMENT FILTERS capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. BUTT PIRATE Regards to Andrew PORCH MONKEY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The GOD DAMN bastard who wrote this article. You can PIG punch him if you JACKASS want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BATHING SUIT AREA saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my MOTHERFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SAMUEL L. JACKSON Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SON OF A BITCH and PORCH MONKEY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MARGARET THATCHER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNTSWILLING BAND WITH 4 DOUCHING MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SCUMBAG HORSE! SAMUEL L. JACKSON IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SAMUEL L. JACKSON'S HOUSE

How GIVING HEAD to SEMPRINI cure PUSSYLICKER the PISS ARTIST Tourette's ASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SON OF A BITCH for JIGGABOO Tourette's CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM Syndrome DAMN is SHITSKIN following SHITHEAD these GOD DAMMIT rules WINDOWS VISTA in DICKWAD order:

1: Avoid ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT immature PISS OFF MY ASS little 666 kids,
2: Count to FRIG within VAGINA 10 FUCKseconds,
3: Do not open your WANK DICKLICK BOB SAGET nor PEEPEE talk,
4: Tell WIKIPEDIA yourself you INBRED don't BRUSH MA TEETH have CUNNILINGUS this RECTUM RAIDER disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SON OF A BITCH WITH NASTY SHUT UP, MEG! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PISS OFF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SAMUEL L. JACKSON last straw DAMMIT!

I fucking put WANK' my comment at the TOP OF THE BULLSHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK A DUCK the TOP OF DOUCHETITS THIS HELL ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GRIS offensive. SON OF A BITCH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD people who try MOTHERFUCKER to battle CHOAD'FUCK YOU that tight-ass DUMBASS 17-year-GOD DAMMIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKING A it now, but someone said RAPE' FRAK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK'REDNECK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DYKE is a laughing WIGGER matter. Plus there DOODIE HEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JACKASS Uncyclopedia, there are NI articles ASSHAT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HI, BILLY MAYS HERE stuff. So ARSE that means BAD MOTHERFUCKER stop getting mad at the BASTARD first part too and ASS talking about the SHIT letter that it's ASS mocking (what PIGFUCKER letter? I don't even know what JIGGABOO the heck you're talking about). Adrian NIGGER hi self ART METAL PRODUCTS even made a really ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP good point. "It's POMMIE nothing more WIKIPEDIA from a head nod to a BIRD SHIT knee tick". GENITALIA. Which I'll add DAMN onto ASSCRACK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BASTARD suffer that HELL much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAGO it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MONKEY SHIT be, because if I were a REDSKIN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CUNT hilarious. If you EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Want facts, go on WEHATEMARIO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SEX be offended, don't read BITCH the freaking WIKIPEDIA article anyway.

FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BELLEND [EXPLETIVE] SHIT KIDDY FIDDLER TWAT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHITCOCK

BUKKAKE MASTURBATION POLACK JUNGLE BUNNY QUEEF ASSCRACK SHITE MOTHERFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK JERRY BULLSHIT LAKE TITICACA FRENCH TICKLER BITCH GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS WIENER TOSSER EXTRA LONG PENIS ROSIE O'DONNELL BLUMPKIN KIKE MALARKY BUTTFUCKER MAMA MIA REDNECK GANGBANG PUSSY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK OFF BASTARD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SON OF A BITCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DAMN FUCKFACE SCUMBAG RAGHEAD ASSFACE WANK BULLSHIT WANK PORCH MONKEY GOD DAMMIT SHITFUCKER REDSKIN URINE-GARGLING DOUCHEBAG YID BASTARD CAMEL FUCKER BLOWJOB FUCK POLACK BORDER HOPPER I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT PISS ARTIST BLOWJOB BUGGER COCKSUCKER FRIG LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS LIMEY NICARAGUA SPIC FUCKING JUMP! 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PULL THE STRING!! 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CUNT PORCUPINE'S BALLS PEDOPHILIA YOUR MOM PIGFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MOCKIE FUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK ASSFACE 30 CASES OF PICKLES SON OF A BITCH BELLEND JESSE McCARTNEY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE HELL SHITE SIGMUND FREUD SCROTUM CHIGGER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES JIZZ CHOAD HORSE SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TWAT LOLCAT MOTHERFUCKER ASSBANDIT CHUFF ABO ASSFACE SHITCUNTING COCK HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKTARD LIMEY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HELLFIRE DAMMIT LET'S SHIT DICK TITS YOU WANKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DONALD RUMSFELD JACK OFF FUCKTARD TUBA GRIS BOOBIES MILF DICKFACE FEATURED DUMBASS I'LL RAPE YOU GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY COCKSTUFFER TITS CLEMEN SHITHEAD JAP ASSWIPE CLIT DOG SHIT MACACA HOCKEY POMMIE TWAT FUCKWIT COCKSUCKER BLOWJOB SEMEN WHORE CLIT CUNTING ASSCRACK DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER BONER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GIVING HEAD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITHEAD JAP WOP FROG'S FAT ASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DARTH VADER SHITE DOUCHEBAG [Insert silly non-swear here] BORDER HOPPER SUGARTITS AMERICA ONLINE CLUSTERFUCK NIGNOG NECROPHILIA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DIPSHIT CUNNILINGUS FUCKTARD DICK CHICKEN DUMBASS FLAMING ASS BADGER TACO CRAP BUTTFUCKER CHINK FUCKFACE FALSE BENSON EDITABLE DYK JERK OFF RAT'S ASS FELLATIO PISS ARTIST ASS DAMMIT YOU WANKER SHITFACE HORSE SHIT SEX DUMBASS TIANENMEN SQUARE GOD DAMMIT CLIT BUGGER EXTRA LONG PENIS JACKASS CHIGGER RAT'S ASS FUCK SHITFACE PUSSY EPIDIDYMIS ASSHAT OSCAR WILDE IS GAY NIPPLES COCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE I RAPE WALRUSES! BULLSHIT ASS CUNT CAMEL JOCKEY ASSFACE JERK OFF SHITHEAD DOUCHEBAG CHICKEN SHIT CUNT OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH QUEEF WIKIPEDIA CLEVELAND STEAMER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITE TWAT DICKFACE FUCK CONDOMS BULLSHIT GIVING HEAD DONALD RUMSFELD ASS TWAT NIGNOG BENCH PRESS NICARAGUA CUNNILINGUS SUCK A BIG DICK ASS ASS SHITCUNTING TURD PRICK BITCH GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TOWELHEAD BUGGER OFF ASSCRACK BALLS SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? PUSSYLICKER DAMN CONDOMS GOBSHITE CUNNILINGUS PEARL NECKLACE CONDOMS OH SHI– ANAL SHITFACE DICK CHICKEN SON OF A BITCH PUSSY I WILL KILL YOU! DEVELOPERS! DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKFACE HENTAI ASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS INCEST PRICK I CAN AFFORD FOOD SEMEN GOD DAMMIT ORGASM GANGBANG FUCKER CUNT DICKFACE DAMN ANAL FUCKING BASEBALL PECKERHEAD SHIT DARTH VADER TURD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITTY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS COCKSHITTER [expletive deleted] BUGGER DAMN IT BASTARD COCK DAMN INBRED FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SOD BITCH SHITHEAD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKWIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CLUSTERFUCK BUGFUCK WEHATEMARIO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HADJI BORDER HOPPER COON 666 AMERICA ONLINE SPUNK BOLLOCKS SEX AMERICA ONLINE SACRAMENTO FRITZ FUCK OFF BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BASTARD ASSHAT DICK TITS YID RICK MORANIS BUTT PIRATE CUNTYMINTS SHIT DONKEY DICK MOTHERFUCKER NEGRO FUCKTARD DICKHEAD BUGGER OFF [Insert silly non-swear here] PAKI DOUCHETITS SHIT RAT'S COCK PIG ARSE DICKHEAD PEARL NECKLACE ASSHOLE JACKASS GOD DAMN BIGNOSE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BUGGER OFF JIGGABOO DIPSHIT HELLFUCKER BUGGER OFF SACRAMENTO GOBSHITE PRICK PEARL NECKLACE CHUFF TRANNY JIGGABOO MONKEY BALLS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PRICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASS BATMAN & ROBIN YID SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TWAT MASTURBATION GENITALIA FUCKFACE BULLCRAP JAP ASSHAT SHIT NAZI CHRIST OF TABERNACLE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKBAG MONKEY SHIT SHITE JERK OFF EXTRA LONG PENIS DOUCHETITS MEG WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SAND NIGGER CLEAN DRINKING WATER HAIL SATAN! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNNILINGUS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CHOAD KISSER YOU WANKER FUCKWIT DONKEY PUNCHER WANK PISS ARTIST JERRY CUNNILINGUS ASSCRACK WANK FUCKTARD CHOAD KISSER DICK CHICKEN FUCKFACE FUCK YOU DUMBASS JACKASS SHIT CUNTRAG SOD JOHN ELWAY SHITFUCKER GRINGO TWAT YOU WANKER POO POO BLOWJOB SUCK MY COCK BLOWJOB BOON DICKLICK MICK BALL SACK COCK YOGHURT CANNON NIGGER CONDOMS FUCK OFF OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DAMN HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR NIGGER POLAK suck my mothers GREASER INBRED SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PEEPEE ORGASM GOD DAMMIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN CLEMEN FUCK YOU REDSKIN SMILES I'LL RAPE YOU ORGASM JACKASS FUCKER SCROTUM FUCKER I WILL KILL YOU! BITCH ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CHIGGER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HOSER NECROPHILIA CRACKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSHAT TOSSER SHITSLINGING PEEPEE Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CLEVELAND STEAMER and with the JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS and his DIPSHIT of girraffes in which FAGGOT while reading about SHITFACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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Article written in the style of its subject
This article is FUCK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its I RAPE WALRUSES! subject. If you do not find it funny TACO, it is probably because you are an INBRED HELL ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SEMEN If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a BIRD SHIT joke loses its humour FUCKING when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CHRIS CHAN ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCKFACE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! WALRUS SHIT JIZZ CUNTRAG HELL ASSHAT!!!!!I <3 COCK

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