Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's JOHN SMILEY FACE'QUEEF'DAMMIT'PISSHOLE'CUNT'SCUMBUCKET'GIVING HEAD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a BUTT-HEAD look at the JESUS FUCKING CHRIST talk page of this FRITZ article for notes or discussion before TURD editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WILLY WONKA neurochemical FUCK disorder HELL characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKING, sudden PRICK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FASHION BUG or FUCKTARD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CARPET MUNCHER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSHOLE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DOUCHE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DICKHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUNT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DILDO POO POO BLOWJOB words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PENISBIRD utterFUCKance of socially JOHN ELWAY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKTARD television programs to address EMO Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKFACE Tourette's is ASS LICKER not to be COCKGOBLIN confused with DIRTY SANCHEZ Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GENITALIA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves COCK random FUCKER disorientation, culturally-FELCHING-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SEMEN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SEMEN language, CLEMEN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places URINE-GARGLING SON OF A BITCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CLUSTERFUCK souvenir shoppes and massive ARSE quantities SCUMBAG of ANAL DIABETES BAD MOTHERFUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A PISS Polite Note to the FUCK Author:

The GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS Tourette's SAND NIGGER Research Institute was BULLSHIT founded to FAG.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BEAVER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your COCK article VAGINA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and COON I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BUGGER OFF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NIGGER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BASTARD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASS Tourrette's sufferers SCUMBAG swear. You can ORGASM blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BUGGER OFF TV, for always focusing on the HITLER bad side of a terrible ASSCRACK thing.
• The main CAMEL FUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MOCCASINS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DILDO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! knee HORSE SHIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is COCKSMOKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ROSIE O'DONNELL cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKFACE school for CUNT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CROTCH sufferers to become WANKER manically depressed and BOOBIES commit DOUCHEBAG suicide.
• There is no ARSE cure, and the I WILL END YOU! drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITFUCKER tics often have adverse DAMN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT perodol" which caused my entire DIPSHIT body to go FAGGOT numb and FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHICKEN FRIES it is without the FUCK drug.

I am an active member of a CHRIS CHAN tourette syndrome CHIGGER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM the KRAUT public view of Tourettes as a "SCRATCH! GROUNDER! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is [expletive deleted] much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GREASER sorry for PISS OFF "hi-jacking" your CUNT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JIGGABOO this that really QUEEF annoys me. I am working towards a PRICK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this KAFFIR article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CHINK, and making fun of a SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH horrible disorder is (not) COCKSHITTER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NIGGER time.

Best FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MOCCASINS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As BELGIUM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are OPINION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an FIREWALLS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT PROTESTS countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT PROTESTS in countries RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not ELECTION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a WIKIPEDIA byproduct of your PROXY SITES capitalist society PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “1984” Wen

P.S. FUCK NUGGET Regards to Andrew CUNTBUCKET Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean KU KLUX KLAN reply

The DICKFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can AOL IPs punch him if you NIPPLES want to.

As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you UNITED KINGDOM remove this HIV NEGATIVE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with BRITAIN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PIG saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my WETBACK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKING Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PEDOPHILIA and JACK OFF playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CRAPFUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BAND WITH 4 EXTRA LONG PENIS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WALRUS SHIT HORSE! FUCKING IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKING'S HOUSE

How WEHATEMARIO to PIG cure LENS CRAFTERS the AUTOFELLATIO Tourette's DOUCHE NAZI Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment INBRED for PIECE OF SHIT Tourette's BITCH Syndrome CUNTRAG is RAPE following GOD DAMN these THONG TASTER rules DOUCHING in BELLEND order:

• 1: Avoid WHORE immature FUCKBAG little BIGNOSE kids,
• 2: Count to WHORE within BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA 10 HOSERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MONKEY'S UNCLE WINDOWS VISTA TITTYWANK nor GOD DAMN talk,
• 4: Tell SUITCASE PENIS yourself you ROSIE O'DONNELL don't WANK have FLYING RAT'S ASS this BLISTERING BARNACLES disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! WITH NASTY BASTARD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKING last straw CHICKEN FRIES!

I fucking put EMO' my comment at the TOP OF THE BORDER HOPPER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DAMNATION the TOP OF FELCHING THIS TWAT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSHOLE offensive. TAMPONS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NORTH KOREA people who try PORCH MONKEY to battle DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT'LICK PUSSY that tight-ass CENSORSHIP 17-year-CUNNILINGUS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BALL SACK it now, but someone said FAG' TITS & DICKS SCUMBAG'KIKE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CHIGGER is a laughing DELICIOUS CAKE matter. Plus there GOD BLESS AMERICA was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CLEVELAND STEAMER Uncyclopedia, there are PRICK articles FRITZ about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching LET'S SHIT stuff. So FUDGEPACKER that means HENTAI stop getting mad at the FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS first part too and JOHN ELWAY talking about the BASTARD letter that it's FUCK OFF mocking (what ASSHAT letter? I don't even know what GOD DAMN the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASS hi self NIPPLES even made a really YOU WANKER good point. "It's SUGARTITS nothing more BUGGER from a head nod to a HELL knee tick". HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS. Which I'll add TRANNY onto ASSHOLE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAMN suffer that PEDOPHILIA much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITTY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CRAP ON A STICK be, because if I were a SNUFF PORN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCK YOU hilarious. If you SHITE Want facts, go on SHITFACE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BOON be offended, don't read SHITBALLS the freaking SEX article anyway.

SON OF A BITCH SHITSKIN HAIL SATAN! ASS LICKER FUCKTARD DIPSHIT BIBLE BASHER REBECCA BLACK SHIT LIKE A HORSE BUGFUCK

FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN POOPOO ROSIE O'DONNELL SPICY CUNT FUCK GO HOME AND DIE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITCOCK VAGINA GOATSE DIPSHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE NAZI CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASS COCK THONG TASTER BEAVER GREASER COCKGOBLIN TAFFY HELL REBECCA BLACK EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG DAMN ORGASM DICK CHICKEN FUCKSTAIN FUCK PEEPEE FUCKHEAD PISSHOLE NAZI POTTYMOUTH QUEEF SON OF A BITCH YOU WANKER JERK OFF ANAL NIGNOG BOOBIES CONSENSUS PRICK HADJI DICKFACE ASSHOLE CRAP COCKSUCKER TWO-INCH PENIS TAFFY LET'S SHIT PIG SHIT SHITFUCKER FUCKING CUNT [expletive deleted] MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE REBECCA BLACK SHITHEAD FROG FUCK FUCKFACE SACRAMENTO FUCK PASTURE NIGGER HORSE SHIT FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY BITCH FUCKFACE NECROPHILIA ASSHOLE CAPTAIN CRUNCH PENIS ON A STICK JELLY BEANS AUTOFELLATIO THONG TASTER ASS BULLSHIT BONER GOVERNMENT FILTERS FUCKING BASEBALL MARGARET THATCHER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM INBRED FRENCH TICKLER MASTURBATION RAGHEAD CARPET MUNCHER HO DICKWAD JERK OFF SCUMBAG BUTT-FOR-BRAINS GOATSE SUCK MY DICK CLEMEN FUCKBAG CLEMEN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKING PISSHOLE GOATSE HELLFUCKER BUTT PIRATE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MASTURBATION DAMN suck my mothers HORSE SHIT YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! COCKSHITTER FUCKER RAPE BOB SAGET SHITSKIN FUCKFACE VANITY PAGES ROCK FUCK YOU CUNTSWILLING BAT FUCK INSANE CRAP ON A STICK SHIT FUCKING JUMP! RAT'S COCK HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKSTAIN ASS CLUSTERFUCK AUTOFELLATIO suck my mothers POLESMOKER BONG JERK OFF ORGASM DAMN GOBSHITE EXTRA LONG PENIS JOHN ELWAY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SEX PISSHOLE INJUN SHITFACE ASS SHITE QUEEF CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN SHITFUCKER DAMN IT FUCKWIT SHITE PRICK ASSFACE SLITTY EYES ASSRAMMER MOTHERFUCKER POTTYMOUTH JOHNNY DOUCHE NAZI RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU YOU WANKER FUCKWIT PISS OFF BUKKAKE MONKEY SHIT GREASER GENITALIA WILLY WONKA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK A DUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ICE CREAM FELLATIO RUSTY TROMBONE CHIGGER NAZI TAMPONS AMERICA ONLINE DILDO MOLDY TITS ASS FASCIST LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WETBACK DONGSHOVER DUNE COON KOREA LOVER TITWANK NAZI SHITBALLS SHITTY DICK I WILL END YOU! CLUSTERFUCK TITS MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH COCKGOBLIN VAGINA FUCKSTAIN PIGFUCKER BUGGER OFF DONKEY DICK SHITTY WANK DAMN BALL SACK BITCH PORCH MONKEY BUKKAKE TOWELHEAD PEDOPHILIA LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT CONAN O'BRIAN INCEST GOBSHITE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT POOPY OSTRICH MY ASS WEHATEMARIO INBRED FROG'S FAT ASS DUNE COON FLYING FUCK CHENEY PUSSY BITCH AY-AY-AY TURD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FLYING FUCK BOOBS TUBA TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BITCH DICKHEAD FUCKER NAZI O CANADA PUSSY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KRAUT BIGNOSE MICK SEMEN DOG SHIT ARSE RUSKIE DAMMIT WHORE CHOAD TITTYWANK FUCKBAG MARY WHITEHOUSE PEARL NECKLACE PENIS SHITBALLS SLOPE DUMBASS KRAUT CUNT HADJI PISS OFF FUCK FUCKSTAIN SHITTY CRAPMUNCHER WIENER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCK OFF CROTCH I'LL RAPE YOU HELL FUCKER MARGARET THATCHER BITCH ASSFACE DOG SHIT HEIL HITLER! WIENER JACKASS SHIT PICKANINNY KNOBJOCKEY CHINK PUSSYLICKER PENIS ON A STICK BUTTFUCKER DUMBASS DAMMIT FUCKWIT DUMBASS BELLEND pen0r CLIT SEMEN TIENANMEN SQUARE BULLSHIT COCKGOBLIN SHITTY FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCK BUGGER CHICKEN FRIES CUNNILINGUS TURD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CHICKEN SHIT PORTUGAL TAFFY SHITHEAD FUCKING BENCH PRESS WETBACK BUTTFUCKER DUMBASS JUSTIN BIEBER BITCH DAMMIT CHOAD YOUR MOM SHAKOPEE CLEMEN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKTARD 666 MONKEY SHIT BIRD SHIT CUNTRAG PISS ARTIST DAMN WETBACK DOG SHIT ASS DIPSHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SPICY CUNT FUCK BITCH FROG BALLS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BLUMPKIN DAMNATION BOOBS BUKKAKE LET'S SHIT FLYING FUCK SHITSLIDE BRUSH MA TEETH CHINK CUNT PISS SPUNK KNOBJOCKEY HOT GRITS POLACK FUCKSTAIN CRAPPY ASSWIPE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MOLDY TITS JIGGABOO SHITTY DAMN IT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BITCH D'OH FAG SEMEN RAPE YID HELL FUCK HELL HOT GRITS DICK TITS CARPET MUNCHER ORGASM FROG'S FAT ASS BELLEND GANGBANG TITWANK PENISPENISPENIS!!! SHITE FLAMING ASS BADGER FAG DAGO JACKASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMN CUNTSWILLING FUCKSTAIN PUSSY QUEEF HAIL SATAN! NICARAGUA FUCKING A ARSE SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FAGGOT POLAK POOPY POOPOO CHICKEN SHIT WIENER FLYING RAT'S ASS O KURWA! [EXPLETIVE] NICARAGUA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS LENS CRAFTERS JUSTIN BIEBER NICARAGUA DUMBASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NEGRO ORGASM BUTTFUCKER TITS SHITSLIDE FUCK OFF SHITTY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CHING CHONG CHINK BOOBS JENKEM GOBSHITE SHITCOCK DUNE COON CHICKEN SHIT WANKSPLAT CLEVELAND STEAMER ALF HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASSCRACK BUGFUCK FROG CHRISTHUMPER FUCKER ARSEBADGERS GOD DAMN BASTARD TITS SHITSLINGING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WIENER BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT FELCHING CHRISTHUMPER KIKE VENEREAL DISEASE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHITFACE JACK ABRAMOFF GOAT DICK SHITE HORSE SHIT TIT DIRT SHIT FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! CUNT I WILL END YOU! GOD DAMN PISS ARTIST JERRY RECTUM RAIDER WALRUS SHIT HORSE SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK YOU I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASS ASSRAPING WANKSPLAT CUNT FUCKSTAIN TITS & DICKS YOU WANKER RICK MORANIS WANK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TIMBER NIGGER GIVING HEAD GOD BLESS AMERICA HELL BEAVER MICK PEDOPHILIA BASTARD FUCKING TWAT RAT'S COCK ASS DOG FUCKER SLITTY EYES CRAPMUNCHER BORDER HOPPER DOUCHING CUNTING ASSCRACK BOOBIES FUCKTARD TENTACLE RAPE CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A PECKERHEAD YOU WANKER TITWANK MALARKY SUCK A BIG DICK WANK FROG'S FAT ASS MEG TITS & DICKS TOSSER FUCK AUTOFELLATIO SCUMBAG DAMNATION ALEX TREBEK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GOBSHITE WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITSLINGING ART METAL PRODUCTS CRAP DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKSTAIN WOP BRUSH MA TEETH HELL BIRD IN THE HOUSE CUNTBUCKET TWAT ASSRAPING JACKASS SHIT DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY INBRED BUTTFUCKER CRAP ON A STICK TURD CUNT ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SOD DONKEY DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX LIMEY FUCKING A BEAVER CUNT LAPPER POO POO BLOWJOB JOHN ELWAY WOP WANKER COCKSUCKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE RUSTY TROMBONE SHITE HELL FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHAKOPEE I'LL RAPE YOU COCK DAMN GANGBANG SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE TITS PIG FUCKING BASTARD TITWANK PUNANI FRITZ CHENEY WIGGER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BENSON SUCKS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FRITZ BITCH BALLS SHITBALLS TWAT FAG BULLCRAP CUNNILINGUS SHITBALLS CHOAD BUTTFUCKER NI BASTARD RECTUM RAIDER GOD DAMN ASS TENTACLE RAPE FUCKTARD PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE CRACKER DYKE SPANK THE MONKEY DOUCHEBAG NIGGER TITS HORSE SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE WANKSPLAT PIG RICK MORANIS MARY WHITEHOUSE WHORE BITCH SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER HORSE SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! I WILL END YOU! COCKSUCKER YOU WANKER TURD GRINGO ASSHAT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MASTURBATION COMMUNIST DILDO KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH PISS ARTIST PISS I WILL KILL YOU! MACACA BALLS TENTACLE RAPE ASSHOLE TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHITCUNTING ASSHOLE FRAK FRAK NECROPHILIA GIVING HEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK FUCKTARD SMEG GOD DAMMIT SPUNK PISS BULLSHIT FENCE JUMPER RAPE FUCK SHITSLINGING WOP SUCK MY COCK BIG FOOT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITBALLS MICK NEGRO PECKERHEAD SPUNK BITCH GOD DAMMIT GIVING HEAD MARY WHITEHOUSE REDNECK HELL BASTARD MALARKY CUNT SLOPE ASSHAT ASSHOLE MALARKY BASTARD HELLFIRE KIKE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CHIGGER PEEPEE TRANNY GOAT DICK GOD DAMMIT BRITNEY BASTARD WANK SIGMUND FREUD SAND NIGGER GOATSE VENEREAL DISEASE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HORSE SHIT SOD OFF DAMN DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH COCKSUCKER SHITE INCEST FUCKFACE DOUCHETITS WANK CHOAD KISSER FRED PHELPS WANK BONER RAPE SEX CRAP ON A STICK DAMN FRENCH TICKLER CHOAD BAT FUCK INSANE NIGNOG SOD OFF PISS OFF MY ASS CONDOMS CLUSTERFUCK DOUCHE PORCH MONKEY ASSFACE BUKKAKE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ANAL DIABETES DOUCHETITS CHINK SHIT FUCK PISS PENIS DICKFACE FELLATIO VAGINA SHITFUCKER PAKI PISS ARTIST FRIG HELLFUCKER DAMN PECKERHEAD MASTICATION FOR THE NATION CHING CHONG CHINK WANK SHIT GANGBANG FUCKFACE YOGHURT CANNON WANK BULLCRAP POOPOO ANUSCAKE ARSEBADGERS BEANER SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? JAP MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GOD BLESS AMERICA WANK SPIC HADJI SHITFUCKER RAT'S COCK GRINGO DYKE SIGMUND FREUD LOLCAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! JACKASS SHIT TRANNY JAP GOD DAMMIT WALRUS SHIT BLOWJOB STRAWBERRY ASS JERRY TWAT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CUNT JACKASS SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SEMEN SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! COLGATE SON OF A BITCH CLUSTERFUCK HONKY DELICIOUS CAKE PRICK ANAL CUNT CHRISTHUMPER PECKERHEAD GOD DAMMIT PISSHOLE PUSSYLICKER FENCE JUMPER GOAT DICK BITCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DELICIOUS CAKE CHINK SEX FRIG FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! YOU WANKER ASS WANK FUCK OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HONKY DIPSHIT FRITZ DAMN DICK MALARKY EXTRA LONG PENIS PIECE OF SHIT PISS FUCKSTAIN BOOBIES DOUCHE CUNT FUCK CUNT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING JUMP! YOGHURT CANNON BITCH COON JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BITCH FUCKHEAD DICKLICK BULLSHIT DIPSHIT ABO TACO SHITHEAD DAGO DICKHEAD BELLEND CROTCH BUTT PIRATE CUNNILINGUS FUCKWIT MALARKY FUCKHEAD BOOBIES COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU DICK CHICKEN ASS GYPSY MARGARET THATCHER GOATSE DAMMIT SHITSLINGING BATHING SUIT AREA CRACKER MOCKIE I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE SHITFUCKER ASS GRINGO DOUGHNUT PUNCHER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOOK ARSEBADGERS FUCKFACE FRENCH TICKLER ASSCRACK CUNNILINGUS EXTRA LONG PENIS NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER NECROPHILIA PORCUPINE'S BALLS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DOUCHING PIECE OF SHIT PIGFUCKER WOMEN'S RIGHTS DOG FUCKER JACKASS SAGGY TITS HAIL SATAN! BITCH TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKWIT I WILL END YOU! SCUMBUCKET [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FLYING FUCK PISS OFF NECROPHILIA COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCK PENIS BRITNEY FUCK CUNT YUKY DOODY MONKEY SHIT NIGGER TITS ASSCRACK DICK HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITE SHITSKIN PORCUPINE'S BALLS BOOBS CHRISTHUMPER BULLSHIT CRAPPY All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy TAFFY CUNT ARSE PORCH MONKEY BATMAN & ROBIN FUDGEPACKER DOUCHE CUNT DARTH VADER TUBA FELLATIO WIKIPEDIA SHITFUCKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKHEAD ARSE CRAPMUNCHER ASSCRACK CHINK PISS ARTIST DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMMIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DIPSHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JACKASS SAND NIGGER TOSSER ARSE BITCH URINE-GARGLING BULLCRAP COON BASTARD ASSFACE RAT'S ASS WIGGER FELCHING suck my mothers NIGGER TITS DICKFACE BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASS CUNTBUCKET ASSCRACK INJUN I WILL END YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DONKEY PUNCHER COCKSHITTER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNT MALARKY FUCKSTAIN MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNTYMINTS CRAPMUNCHER SHITSLINGING POMMIE PORCH MONKEY FUCKBAG IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKSTAIN WARNER MUSIC GROUP SOD PUSSY NIPPLES SMEG BUTTFUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKER PIG BASTARD DUMBASS I'LL RAPE YOU ARSE MACACA HELL SEX PIECE OF SHIT RAT'S ASS CROTCH WOODPECKERSHIT KNOBJOCKEY SON OF A BITCH BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITE FUCK ANAL DIABETES CUNT SHIT KIKE PIGFUCKER CUNT SCROTUM BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DICKHEAD WANKSPLAT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES RAGHEAD GOD DAMMIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SAND NIGGER CANNED QUOTE YOU WANKER INBRED GIVING HEAD FIST FUCK FUCKTARD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSHOLE FOUR-EYES DAMN HELL FUCKTARD BUGFUCK NIGGER SHIT ASSWIPE SHITFACE POLACK ASS TITWANK HELL FUCKING A FUCKTARD NIGGER TITS FUCKSTAIN CUNTBUCKET GOBSHITE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DOM DeLUISE and with the FRIG and his SHITFACE of girraffes in which TITS while reading about SHITTY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSCRACK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PISS OFF