Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's VAGINA'FUCK OFF'CLEMEN'MONKEY'S UNCLE'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'WANKSPLAT'SHITFACE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITE neurochemical FUCK disorder MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DICK CHICKEN, sudden DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK or JUSTIN BIEBER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BITCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TIMBER NIGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SCUMBAG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ANAL by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BASTARD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DICKHEAD NORTH KOREA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MILF utterFUCKance of socially DICK IN A BOX objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASS LICKER television programs to address PISS Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK Tourette's is I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND not to be DOUCHE NAZI confused with CHOAD KISSER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DOUCHETITS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CLUSTER FUCK random EAT MY SHIT! disorientation, culturally-DOUCHEBAG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CLIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GOD DAMMIT language, VAGINA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places LIMEY MOCCASINS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DOT HEAD souvenir shoppes and massive CLIT quantities DAMN of ANAL DIABETES FUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A RAGHEAD Polite Note to the FUCKSTAIN Author:

The MONKEY BALLS Tourette's CONDOMS Research Institute was WIENER founded to TITS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ARSE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CRAP article IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TITMOUSE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HELL.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKSTAIN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tourrette's sufferers MICK swear. You can SPIC blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TITS & DICKS TV, for always focusing on the ASSHOLE bad side of a terrible LAKE TITICACA thing.
• The main OSTRICH MY ASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CHOAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HAIL SATAN!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BLOWJOB knee FUCKSTAIN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CAMEL JOCKEY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHIT LIKE A HORSE school for HELLFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HOMO sufferers to become BITCH manically depressed and WANK commit SPANK THE MONKEY suicide.
• There is no GANGBANG cure, and the COCKSUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tics often have adverse FUCKSTAIN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BOLLOCKS perodol" which caused my entire CUM body to go FUCK NUGGET numb and GANGBANG basically made it NIGGA! worse than FRED PHELPS it is without the PRICK drug.

I am an active member of a SHIT tourette syndrome RAT'S ASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON the JAP public view of Tourettes as a "TAMPONS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BOON sorry for DUMBASS "hi-jacking" your COCKGOBLIN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BOB SAGET this that really DIPSHIT annoys me. I am working towards a MARGARET THATCHER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK, and making fun of a FENCE JUMPER horrible disorder is (not) DAMMIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BULLSHIT time.

Best JAP regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BULLCRAP” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CAPITALISM reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill AMERICA'S GREAT! Westerners show is not an POISON IN BABY FORMULA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DEMOCRACY degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing POISON IN BABY FORMULA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries CHINA IS CAPITALIST leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBETAN BUDDHISM byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. DICKHEAD Regards to Andrew MONKEY'S UNCLE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The ARSE bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITE punch him if you HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NIGGER saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my LIMEY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DICK CHICKEN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HADJI and PISS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BUTT-HOLE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HELL BAND WITH 4 BOYCOTT VIACOM! MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TAMPON IN MY ASS HORSE! DICK CHICKEN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DICK CHICKEN'S HOUSE

How PUSSY to HEIL HITLER! cure DAMMIT the RAGHEAD Tourette's NIGGER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CAMEL FUCKER for FUCKFACE Tourette's ASS Syndrome PISS is CUNT following BOOBS these 30 CASES OF PICKLES rules BUGGER OFF in SHITTING DICK NIPPLES order:

• 1: Avoid CAMEL JOCKEY immature NIGGER TITS little JOHNNY kids,
• 2: Count to BITCH within CLUSTER FUCK 10 FUCKTARDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITTY SEX SHITBALLS nor SPANK THE MONKEY talk,
• 4: Tell I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL yourself you FAGGOT don't SHITFACE have FUCK this AMERICA ONLINE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BORDER HOPPER WITH NASTY ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CLUSTER FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DICK CHICKEN last straw GOD DAMN!

I fucking put DAMN' my comment at the TOP OF THE SPUNK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKING the TOP OF TITS THIS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! offensive. CLUSTER FUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BIGNOSE people who try THONG TASTER to battle POOPOO'BLISTERING BARNACLES that tight-ass ASSHOLE 17-year-DAMNATION—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR it now, but someone said TACO' NIPPLES FUCKWIT'NAZI on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CROTCH is a laughing BALLS matter. Plus there JERK OFF was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ARSE Uncyclopedia, there are HENTAI articles BAD MOTHERFUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITHEAD stuff. So CLEMEN that means LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS stop getting mad at the WIKIPEDIA first part too and GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS talking about the ASSFACE letter that it's HOLY DUMB FUCK mocking (what DICK TITS letter? I don't even know what CHRISTHUMPER the heck you're talking about). Adrian VAGINA hi self DOG SHIT even made a really COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS good point. "It's CRAP ON A STICK nothing more POLAK from a head nod to a DAMN knee tick". VENEREAL DISEASE. Which I'll add JENKEM onto SUCK A BIG DICK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TOTAL suffer that I AM CORNHOLIO! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CLEVELAND STEAMER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FRITZ be, because if I were a JACKASS SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WANKSPLAT hilarious. If you FUCKSTAIN Want facts, go on SHITSLINGING Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SCRATCH! GROUNDER! be offended, don't read CUNT the freaking BASTARD article anyway.

RAGHEAD FUCK LET'S SHIT ARSEBADGERS SHITFUCKER HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN FUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PAKI ASS

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PICKANINNY GOAT DICK SEX PISS OFF BIRD SHIT DUMBASS HELL ALEX TREBEK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HELL PEEPEE HELL SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JAP PRICK TWISTY VAGINA FUCK OFF CUNT MOCCASINS PISS ARTIST FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHE CHUFF EXTRA LONG PENIS MICK FENCE JUMPER POLESMOKER TUBA COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ASSRAMMER YOU WANKER CUNTSWILLING PRICK PUSSYLICKER FUCKTARD CUNTYMINTS CRAP ON A STICK WANK FUCKING A PIECE OF SHIT SHIT PUSSY BULLSHIT FUCK 666 CUNT CHIGGER ASSHAT PISS ARTIST BUTT PIRATE SHITCOCK SHITBALLS TOSSER DILDO WIGGER TOWELHEAD WIENER PRICK I AM CORNHOLIO! CUM COLGATE GOD DAMMIT SPIC FUCKWIT FASHION BUG LOGJAMMER LET'S SHIT FUCK HELL JOHN ELWAY CRAP SHIT SUCK MY DICK EAT MY SHIT! 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SLOPE FUCKFACE CRAP NORTH KOREA CHICKEN FRIES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DUMBASS JACKASS SHITCOCK MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER WIGGER FUCK SPIC MALARKY HOLY DUMB FUCK GANGBANG DARTH VADER CUNT BUGFUCK ORGASM NIGGER PEARL NECKLACE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHITTY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASS ASSFACE FUCKHEAD FRIG NECROPHILIA CLUSTER FUCK TITMOUSE STRAWBERRY ASS ROSIE O'DONNELL TRANNY WOP BLOWJOB CARPET MUNCHER PUSSY FUCKING A GENITALIA SUCK MY DICK SECOND BALLS SPUNK GREASER SPUNK TITTYWANK CHRISTHUMPER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FROG'S FAT ASS ASSCRACK ASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SCUMBAG CHIGGER CANNED QUOTE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU FLYING FUCK FUCKING A POMMIE INBRED JUSTIN BIEBER MY COMMUNION WAFER OF BASTARD CUNNILINGUS I WILL KILL YOU! EUROIPODS COCKSMOKER TOWELHEAD ASS MALARKY FUCK MOTHERFUCKER SUCK MY COCK SHITCOCK CLUSTER FUCK CHINK PIECE OF SHIT FUCKFACE OSTRICH MY ASS SHITTY JOHNNY YID DAMN IT BULLSHIT FUCKFACE GUMDROPS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SOD OFF ASS JERRY CRAP TURD NIGNOG SHITHEAD OH SHI– DICKFACE CUNTRAG NIGNOG BITCH JUSTIN BIEBER DILDO ASSHAT BIG FOOT NEOPETS BLISTERING BARNACLES LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASS PISSHOLE FUCKING NIGNOG VAGINA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLUSTER FUCK SON OF A BITCH DICKFACE CUNT TOSSER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! INCEST JAP POLAK COON FRIG AUTOFELLATIO CLUSTER FUCK FUCKING A SHITBALLS YOUR MOM MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER ASSWIPE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITE FUCKTARD CHING CHONG CHINK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOAT DICK FUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FROG CONDOMS ASSFACE TAMPONS SHITFACE FIRECROTCH WANK SHITHEAD JESSE McCARTNEY I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE CONDOMS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BEAVER ASS FUCK SHITHEAD CRAPMUNCHER CARPET MUNCHER HEIL HITLER! WANK GANGBANG MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITSLINGING CHICKEN FRIES BOOBS SHITE REBECCA BLACK [expletive deleted] CRAPMUNCHER FUCK OFF POMMIE BLUE PENIS! WALRUS SHIT DILDO PIG GENITALIA GANGBANG SHITTY BOOBIES CRAP ON A STICK DONALD RUMSFELD PAKI FENCE JUMPER SHIT AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! DARTH VADER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKFACE FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT FUCK SON OF A BITCH HITLER DICK SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? BUTTFUCKER BEANER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHIT SHITSLINGING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK CUNT MARCH OF FLAMES SUCK MY COCK EXTRA LONG PENIS DIPSHIT DEVELOPERS! LET'S SHIT COCKSUCKER QUEEF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CLIT FUCKFUCKFUCK PENISBIRD SHIT TONY LA RUSSA BASTARD CLUSTER FUCK THIS IS A RARE SWEAR JESSE McCARTNEY CHING CHONG CHINK CUNTRAG PISS BIRD SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKWAD REDNECK VENEREAL DISEASE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUGGER ARSE RUSTY TROMBONE SCUMBUCKET BUKKAKE EXTRA LONG PENIS ALEX TREBEK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BULLSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS CHINK MALARKY TITS & DICKS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BONER FUCKSTAIN RICK MORANIS SHAKOPEE FUCKWIT POOPOO WILLY WONKA RECTUM RAIDER [EXPLETIVE] FUCK YOU CUNTRAG CUNTBUCKET WOP CHIGGER PUSSY PUSSYLICKER JACK ABRAMOFF SHITFUCKER CUNTRAG BONER BRITNEY LICK PUSSY AUTOFELLATIO BITCH FUDGEPACKER VAGINA HELL SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WHORE RAGHEAD SHIT FALSE BENSON SHITSLINGING FUCKER SEMEN BEAVER WIGGER ASS ASSCRACK HOMO FUCKFUCKFUCK YOU WANKER BLUMPKIN ASS FLYING FUCK HELL CRAP DIPSHIT ASSCRACK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TIMBER NIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER CHAV TAMPONS DIPSHIT CUNT GOOK RAT'S COCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT GOAT DICK HOLY DUMB FUCK ASS CUM CHICKEN FRIES DOT HEAD MOTHERFUCKER POLACK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT REDNECK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DICKFACE GO COUNT YOUR DICK POLAK FUCKWIT FUCKING A CAPTAIN CRUNCH WANK ORGASM TRANNY SUCK A BIG DICK FLYING FUCK DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT BALLS DUMBASS MOLDY TITS SCUMBAG DIPSHIT DIPSHIT POLACK JUNGLE BUNNY FENCE JUMPER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS ARTIST DOUCHING suck my mothers DOUCHETITS TIBETAN BUDDHISM CLEVELAND STEAMER HELL ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DAMN COCKSUCKER BALLS SHUT UP, MEG! TWAT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BUGFUCK CLEMEN MALL SANTA DONALD RUMSFELD SOD SHITPISSER CUNTYMINTS NAZI GOD DAMN BELGIUM HONKY HO SHITBALLS FROG'S FAT ASS SHITHEAD HAIL SATAN! DOUCHE NAZI JACKASS TITS & DICKS CRAP ON A STICK SHIT DICK SIGMUND FREUD CUNT ARSE CUNT FELCHING DIPSHIT FUCKER ASSWIPE PENIS SHITE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YOGHURT CANNON FUCK YOU LOLCAT MOZILLA FIREFOX BIG FOOT SHITE TITS FUCKHEAD THONG TASTER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GOD DAMMIT and with the HEIL HITLER! and his ASSHOLE of girraffes in which BITCH while reading about PICKANINNY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FLYING RAT'S ASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• COCKSUCKER

Article written in the style of its subject This article is SCROTUM funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its POLESMOKER subject. If you do not find it funny CROTCH, it is probably because you are an INBRED CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. LET'S SHIT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a ORGASM joke loses its humour FUCKWIT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FELLATIO ignorant, then you wouldn't have BASTARD needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! DOUCHEBAG AY-AY-AY SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SPUNK!!!!!I <3 COCK

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