Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's [expletive deleted]'BIRD SHIT'AUTOFELLATIO'INCEST'CLEVELAND STEAMER'BAT FUCK INSANE'PISS OFF MY ASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JERRY neurochemical FUCK disorder HADJI characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASS, sudden ASSRAPING m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM or TENTACLE RAPE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TIMBER NIGGER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DONKEY DICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOATSE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JESUS FUCKING CHRIST by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA RECTUM RAIDER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat POMMIE CLEMEN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BAD MOTHERFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially BAT FUCK INSANE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKWIT television programs to address BASTARD Tourette's syndrome.

FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Tourette's is GREASER not to be CRAP confused with FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying POMMIE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKER random IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! disorientation, culturally-CUM-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth COON outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TAMPONS language, SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASS FUCKING JUMP! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FALSE BENSON souvenir shoppes and massive SHITCUNTING quantities BOLLOCKS of ANAL DIABETES SON OF A BITCH garbage.

Darnit.

A WOP Polite Note to the PUNANI Author:

The BIGNOSE Tourette's LAKE TITICACA Research Institute was REDSKIN founded to BIRD SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DOG FUCKER article TITWANK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DUMBASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PUSSY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HORSE PENIS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ANAL Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ARSE Tourrette's sufferers SHITE swear. You can PUSSY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JAP TV, for always focusing on the POLACK bad side of a terrible SHITTY thing.
• The main SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are INBRED involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BLUMPKIN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small RAT'S ASS knee RAT'S COCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JUNGLE BUNNY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BOB SAGET school for DICK CHICKEN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MOTHERFUCKER sufferers to become MACACA manically depressed and FLYING FUCK commit WHORE suicide.
• There is no WIENER cure, and the DAMN IT drugs that are available to, "calm" the BASTARD tics often have adverse VAGINA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WIENER perodol" which caused my entire ASSFACE body to go PUSSYLICKER numb and JACKASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKFACE it is without the GOD DAMN drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK tourette syndrome PUSSY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TITS & DICKS the BLUE PENIS! public view of Tourettes as a "BASTARD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAMN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MALARKY sorry for NECROPHILIA "hi-jacking" your MOTHERFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like POLESMOKER this that really COMMUNIST DILDO annoys me. I am working towards a THIS IS A RARE SWEAR better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MACACA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NIPPLES, and making fun of a BOB SAGET horrible disorder is (not) CUNNILINGUS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WANKER time.

Best DICKLICK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WOODPECKERSHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are KOREA LOVER not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NORTH KOREA Westerners show is not an MEG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those I LIKE BUSH countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not ELECTION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DISSIDENTS byproduct of your RIVER CRABS SUCK capitalist society RIGHT WING.

Li Chiang “NORTH KOREA” Wen

P.S. POMMIE Regards to Andrew PIECE OF SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The BUGGER bastard who wrote this article. You can BITCH punch him if you FROG'S FAT ASS want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TAFFY saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my FUCK YOU intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PEDOPHILIA and PIGFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITHEAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BIGNOSE BAND WITH 4 ORGASM MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TWISTY VAGINA HORSE! ASS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASS'S HOUSE

How SEX to DICK TITS cure WANK the FELLATIO Tourette's TAMPON IN MY ASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NAZI for AUTOFELLATIO Tourette's FEMADOM Syndrome FIST FUCK is SEX following BULLSHIT these PEEPEE rules ASSHAT in DUMBASS order:

• 1: Avoid RAT'S COCK immature BUKKAKE little HELL kids,
• 2: Count to BUTT PIRATE within MARCH OF FLAMES 10 CHENEYseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CRAP PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING JUMP! nor CHICKEN FRIES talk,
• 4: Tell ASSFACE yourself you PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! don't FUCK have JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST this PISS OFF disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK WITH NASTY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASS last straw BASTARD!

I fucking put PORCH MONKEY' my comment at the TOP OF THE HELLFUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PECKERHEAD the TOP OF MARGARET THATCHER THIS MARGARET THATCHER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SON OF A BITCH offensive. ORGASM. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FELLATIO people who try BUTT PIRATE to battle BASTARD'WEHATEMARIO that tight-ass SON OF A BITCH 17-year-BULLSHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find INBRED it now, but someone said BULLCRAP' HOLY DUMB FUCK ARSE'FUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASS is a laughing SAND NIGGER matter. Plus there DAMN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BUTTFUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are DICKWAD articles SHITSLIDE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITTY stuff. So DOUCHING that means MOTHERFUCKER stop getting mad at the PAKI first part too and BUGFUCK talking about the TACO letter that it's HELL mocking (what NECROPHILIA letter? I don't even know what WIENER the heck you're talking about). Adrian PIG hi self BELGIUM even made a really FELCHING good point. "It's WANK nothing more NEGRO from a head nod to a ASSFACE knee tick". SPANK THE MONKEY. Which I'll add DIRTY SANCHEZ onto FUCK OFF saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't COCKSUCKER suffer that BUGGER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DIPSHIT be, because if I were a YOU WANKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NAZI hilarious. If you EMO Want facts, go on BALLS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHIT be offended, don't read DONKEY DICK the freaking MILF article anyway.

NECROPHILIA RANDY TRAVIS LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! ORGASM PISS OFF BITCH FUCK GOBSHITE SHITSLINGING GENITALIA

BOON PISS CHENEY CUM DOUCHE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK BLUMPKIN CHIGGER CUNTRAG CUM DOG FUCKER BOOBIES MARY WHITEHOUSE CLEMEN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HADJI FUCK WOP BUGFUCK OH SHI– CHOAD COCKSMOKER AMERICA ONLINE CUNT SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS CHOAD DARTH VADER FUCK A DUCK DICKFACE ASSWIPE DUMBASS COCKSUCKER P'KANG SACRAMENTO CHINK CUNT BALL SACK PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! NEGRO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHIT BOOBS ASS FASCIST SHITHEAD TAFFY CHOAD KISSER DICKHEAD KIDDY FIDDLER CRAPFUCKER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS NICARAGUA JIGGABOO DAMN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE URINE-GARGLING BORDER HOPPER FUCK OFF HELL BALLS CRAPPY JENKEM SCUMBAG FUCKSTAIN DAMN WIGGER JIGGABOO D'OH BUNG-HOLE BOOBS TESTICLE CHOKE MALARKY PEDOPHILIA BUGGER PEDOPHILIA 666 YOU SUCK BALLS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CUM BIRD IN THE HOUSE CUNTBUCKET TUBA BALLS SHIT ANAL DICKFACE SHIT SUNSHINE PIECE OF SHIT FUCKSTAIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SUCK MY COCK VAGINA SHITFACE FUCKHEAD FLAMING ASS BADGER CHIGGER WIGGER SEX ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SPANK THE MONKEY PENIS ON A STICK ASS JACKASS CUNTBUCKET POKÉMON SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DELICIOUS CAKE GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK SHIT TESTICLE CHOKE CUNTRAG BOB SAGET DAMN ASSHOLE SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD NECROPHILIA [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BEAVER BOYCOTT VIACOM! PISSHOLE ANUSCAKE FUCKING LET'S SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE CHINK NIGGER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DICK FUCK FELCHING QUEEF HELLFUCKER JIGGABOO GOD DAMN HONKY NECROPHILIA RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK PISS ARTIST GO HOME AND DIE SHITE SHITBALLS COCKSHITTER BEANER FUCKING JUMP! SOD OFF ARSEBADGERS PIECE OF SHIT MALARKY TITS BANGKOK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CUNT CRAPPER COCKSHITTER ASSHOLE TWISTY VAGINA JESSE McCARTNEY NORTH KOREA ABO I'LL RAPE YOU NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SEMPRINI ASSFACE NEGRO BASTARD WIKIPEDIA RAPE HELL PUSSYLICKER FUCKING SON OF A BITCH CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKING A FAG FUCKTARD FRAK MOZILLA FIREFOX BLUE PENIS! HELL REDNECK CLEVELAND STEAMER FELCHMONKEY TURD COCKSMOKER PISS OFF AUTOFELLATIO CUM FLYING FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PEARL NECKLACE MONKEY SHIT FUCKSTAIN RAPE CUNT CRACKER POO POO BLOWJOB HORSE PENIS TOTAL REDSKIN FENCE JUMPER FUCK PUSSYLICKER TAFFY SHIT DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! RAPE SUCK A BIG DICK CLEMEN PEARL NECKLACE POTTYMOUTH COCKSMOKER CONDOMS SCROTUM NECROPHILIA SEX SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BIRD IN THE HOUSE PISS OFF COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT YID COLGATE FUCKBAG PISS OFF SHITHEAD NI DICK NEGRO PENIS TAMPONS ANUSCAKE COCKGOBLIN SHITFUCKER POMMIE BULLSHIT FRIG BELLEND CRAPMUNCHER CUNT CRAPPER REDSKIN RAGHEAD TWAT CHUFF WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DAMN IT PEARL NECKLACE WANK FUCKFACE WIENER SON OF A BITCH SCUMBUCKET FEMADOM JIGGABOO PUSSY FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD DOT HEAD BUGFUCK PUSSY CUNTBUCKET FRAK NIPPLES WINDOWS VISTA DOT HEAD FIRECROTCH FUCKING SPRINKLES DAMMIT ASSCRACK PUSSY COCKSTUFFER CUNTRAG PIECE OF SHIT PUNANI DONKEY PUNCHER DIPSHIT TITS & DICKS DICK IN A BOX SUGARTITS ASS INCEST TITTIES CRAP TITMOUSE INJUN DICK FLYING FUCK ALEX TREBEK HORSE PENIS DICKFACE MAMA MIA GOD DAMN CROTCH SHITFUCKER SHITHEAD SOD HELL WOP ASSRAMMER BRUSH MA TEETH SON OF A BITCH DUMBASS TITS & DICKS HORSE PENIS GANGBANG SHITFACE PISS ARTIST SPUNK DOT HEAD TONY LA RUSSA POMMIE SEMEN SHITTY DAMMIT BUGGER OFF DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS DUMBASS CUNT CRAPPER CUNTRAG SHITE DAMN FUCKSTAIN PISS RAT'S COCK PISS OFF SHITTY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ANUSCAKE BANGKOK DARTH VADER HELL GOAT DICK POLAK PIGFUCKER JACK ABRAMOFF TITS KAFFIR SHITBALLS YOU WANKER LET'S SHIT TITS & DICKS PIECE OF SHIT HONKY POLAK NAZI FUCK WANK CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO ADMINS ARE GAY SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCK PUSSYLICKER CHICKEN SHIT WIKIPEDIA BULLSHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PISS PUSSY FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD BOOBIES GIVING HEAD ASSFACE THONG TASTER COCKSHITTER PUSSYLICKER BALL SACK CUNT ASSFACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DAMN FAGGOT WANK YOU WANKER BLOWJOB BUGFUCK POMMIE NIGGER TITS CHUFF DONKEY DICK CAMEL FUCKER NECROPHILIA RAPE DUMBASS FUCK RAPE BULLSHIT BELLEND DICKFACE ASSRAPING EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY HELL FUCKBAG KRAUT RAT'S COCK GUMDROPS URINE-GARGLING JIGGABOO BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSWIPE VAGINA BUTTFUCKER RUSKIE PISS FAGGOT FIRECROTCH WOODPECKERSHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE RUSKIE ASSWIPE WIGGER BASTARD PUNANI FUCK QUEEF I'LL RAPE YOU TAFFY FUCKHEAD COLGATE DICKHEAD DICK FALSE BENSON NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES RAT'S COCK PENIS WANKSPLAT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASS ARSE MOLDY TITS DICK CHICKEN NIGGER BUTT-HOLE DAMN RAPE WIENER CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A ASS JERRY FUCKER PEARL NECKLACE FUCK YOU SHITFUCKER pen0r ASSHAT JAP PENIS SHITTY CUM WETBACK SHITBALLS BULLSHIT TITWANK GENITALIA BOLLOCKS GOBSHITE FUCKHEAD [Insert swear here] CUNTING ASSCRACK TITTIES INJUN DICK NAZI WEHATEMARIO [expletive deleted] BEAVER DOG SHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DOODIE HEAD FUCKSTAIN DAMN ASS ASS RAT'S ASS FUCKING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DYKE FELCHMONKEY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CONAN O'BRIAN ASSRAPING JACK OFF DUMBASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITSLINGING ASSRAMMER QUEEF DICK TITTYWANK FUCK NIPPLES PUSSYLICKER SHIT DICKWAD DOG FUCKER ASSHOLE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MOCKIE WOMEN'S RIGHTS NIGNOG DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT BORDER HOPPER RAT'S COCK WANK ASS GOD DAMN CRAPMUNCHER ASSHOLE MALARKY INJUN DYKE DIRTY SANCHEZ GOOK POO POO BLOWJOB CHIGGER BUTTFUCKER FIST FUCK DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE CHOAD BUGGER DILDO ANUSCAKE BOLLOCKS BUTTFUCKER 666 JENKEM BULLSHIT CLEMEN HEIL HITLER! JOHN ELWAY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JACKASS ASS TENTACLE RAPE AUTOFELLATIO KRAUT CLIT GRINGO MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS GO COUNT YOUR DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAMN BALL SACK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKTARD DAMN PIG JACK ABRAMOFF MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! BASTARD CHICKEN SHIT FAG SHIT YOU WANKER DIRTY SANCHEZ BENCH PRESS FUCK BUGGER OFF SUCK MY DICK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! [Insert stupid word you just made up here] GRINGO GOD DAMN JACKASS SHIT YOUR MOM ASSWIPE FROG'S FAT ASS BALL SACK BOOBS FUCKSTAIN BALL SACK PISS OFF SHITSLINGING WANK PAKI ASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SAND NIGGER PISS OFF DAMN GOD DAMMIT GOAT DICK DOT HEAD BELLEND BEAVER BUTTFUCKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DIPSHIT BUTT PIRATE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITE FUCKBAG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TITS SHIT SHITHEAD BASTARD WANKER SCUMBAG BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA NIGGER TITS SHITE SHITCOCK PISS NIGGER ASSWIPE WHORE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PRICK BASTARD YUKKY DOODY GOD DAMN FELCHING TOURETTE'S IS FUN CUNT JACKASS SMEG TRANNY BUKKAKE MALARKY SPANK THE MONKEY NIGGER CUNT JOHN ELWAY EMO DAMNATION PISS ARTIST HADJI DICK I'LL RAPE YOU SHITTY PRICK BASTARD FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS SHIT DOUCHE O KURWA! SOD PISS OFF MY ASS MOCKIE ORGASM SCROTUM SEMEN BOOBIES HENTAI HOMO RAPE BUKKAKE ARSE DIPSHIT SUCK A BIG DICK DICKWAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS WHORE SMEG CLEVELAND STEAMER NECROPHILIA BULLSHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TWISTY VAGINA OSTRICH MY ASS BIGNOSE BULLSHIT CUNT EMO CHINK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HONKY SHITFACE FRITZ DOG SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT FUCKHEAD PECKERHEAD PENIS ON A STICK SHITCUNTING SHIT DIPSHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITHEAD PEDOPHILIA POLESMOKER JACKASS VENEREAL DISEASE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! CHICKEN SHIT BUTT PIRATE JACKASS SHITSKIN REDNECK CHRIST OF TABERNACLE WALRUS SHIT DOG SHIT WIKIPEDIA SAND NIGGER HELL 666 MOLDY TITS BLUE PENIS! TESTICLE CHOKE BITCH CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD EPIDIDYMIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT KNOBJOCKEY PEEPEE FUCK PUSSY VAGINA GO COUNT YOUR DICK NIHILISM FUCK BOOBS FENCE JUMPER HOSER DUMBASS CRAP ON A STICK INJUN DIPSHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA DIPSHIT GOD DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK TITS FELLATIO SHITE BONER CUNT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BOLLOCKS NICARAGUA HELL COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANKSPLAT VILLAGE DUMP HO BONER FAG DICKHEAD BASTARD VENEREAL DISEASE DOG FUCKER CLUSTER FUCK NI BOOBS TURD NAZI DILDO COMMUNIST DILDO GANGBANG DAMMIT HENTAI DOG SHIT BOON ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE YOU COCK HEIL HITLER! SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DICKHEAD PIECE OF SHIT JACK OFF POMMIE TOWELHEAD BULLSHIT SON OF A BITCH CONDOMS CRAPPY BUGFUCK BIRD SHIT BOLLOCKS WANKSPLAT DICK IN A BOX MOTHERFUCKER BUTT PIRATE GOAT DICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSRAPING YOU WANKER FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK MAMA MIA pen0r ASS LICKER SPIC BAT FUCK INSANE STEVE BALLMER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NI MOCKIE BASTARD WIENER FROG'S FAT ASS SHITHEAD VAGINA GOD DAMN ASSHAT DICKHEAD ASSHOLE ARSE CUNT SHIT AY-AY-AY POLACK FUCKFACE FRAK DICKWAD ASSHOLE PORCH MONKEY SHITFUCKER DICKHEAD GOD BLESS AMERICA PISS SHIT CLEMEN FUCK SHITHEAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PRICK FRIG DICKHEAD WANKSPLAT I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST ASS SHIT PISS BITCH SHITHEAD DICKLICK NORTH KOREA BUTT-HEAD DAMN WHORE REDSKIN FUCK YOU SHITTING DICK NIPPLES TITS WIENER COON BUTT PIRATE SUCK MY COCK DUMBASS HELLFUCKER JACKASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKFACE ASS GRAPE PENIS ALF GOD DAMMIT LENS CRAFTERS FUCKWIT GANGBANG GOD DAMN SHIT DOG SHIT ASS LICKER POLESMOKER SEMEN CUNTBUCKET DONGSHOVER NIGGER BUTTFUCKER SHITFUCKER SHIT JERK OFF HENTAI WOMEN'S RIGHTS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS GOD DAMN BITCH CROTCH BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSHOLE MILF FUCKTARD PISS ARTIST CONDOMS DICKHEAD RAT'S ASS BASTARD CARPET MUNCHER WIENER COON SHITTY BITCH HOT GRITS BASTARD SUCK MY DICK SOD OFF ASS COON ASSWIPE [Insert silly non-swear here] SHITSLIDE BUGGER OFF NIGGER SHITFUCKER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM WEHATEMARIO PUSSY GOD BLESS AMERICA DOUCHE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE INBRED DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! UIGURS BITCH JACK OFF DOUCHE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS SHITFUCKER BASTARD TOSSER HELL CAMEL FUCKER DICKHEAD BITCH BLOWJOB GRINGO HOSER WALRUS SHIT FELLATIO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK JACKASS INBRED ALF TITTYWANK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CRAPFUCKER I WILL END YOU! RICK MORANIS FUCKING GOAT DICK SOD TACO CHUFF FENCE JUMPER JIZZ UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY CAMEL JOCKEY MONKEY SHIT GRINGO FLYING RAT'S ASS TITTYWANK SHITFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN ASSRAPING NEOPETS KIKE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT SHITTY TWAT BLUMPKIN PISS OFF PIGFUCKER DIPSHIT COCKSUCKER PECKERHEAD GOBSHITE FU SPANG POWERSHIT ARSE MARCH OF FLAMES SHITCOCK ANAL WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CARPET MUNCHER DOUCHETITS JACKASS GOOGLE GIVING HEAD JUNGLE BUNNY CHICKEN FRIES ASS HELL FELCHMONKEY PUSSY ANUSCAKE ANAL DIABETES CUNT ASS FASCIST MONKEY SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FEWMETS PENIS DIPSHIT FLYING FUCK WANK SAND NIGGER 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 PEEPEE AMERICA ONLINE BASTARD SPICY CUNT FUCK BULLSHIT ASSHAT NIPPLES ARSE WIGGER FEMADOM TWAT NIPPLES CHIGGER PIECE OF SHIT KIKE SHITHEAD REBECCA BLACK MAMA MIA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK MOCKIE PISS ARTIST ASSFACE CUNT LAPPER CLEMEN BULLSHIT EMO INCEST ARSE BITCH ORGASM MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BITCH OSTRICH MY ASS QUEEF BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCK GO HOME AND DIE BULLSHIT MASTURBATION PORCUPINE'S BALLS BITCH FELCHING BOOBIES HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD ASSWIPE CUM [expletive deleted] GOD DAMMIT FAG DICK IN A BOX CUNT JACKASS POOPY DOUCHING CUNTSWILLING GOD DAMN GREASER KRAUT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DUMBASS and with the CUM and his PISS ARTIST of girraffes in which SPIC while reading about SHITFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GOD DAMN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• POLESMOKER

Article written in the style of its subject This article is [EXPLETIVE] funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its HADJI subject. If you do not find it funny RAT'S ASS, it is probably because you are an INBRED SHITE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. ARSE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CUNT joke loses its humour TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SHITE ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCKTARD needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FUCKFACE PISS ARTIST WALRUS SHIT WIKIPEDIA JOHN ELWAY!!!!!I <3 COCK

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