Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASSHOLE'CROTCH'BULLSHIT'PISS ARTIST'BELLEND'FUDGEPACKER'POLAK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SHITE look at the RAT'S ASS talk page of this DICKFACE article for notes or discussion before SEMEN editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder JERRY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SCROTUM, sudden JERRY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PENIS or SUGARTITS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly POLESMOKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GOD DAMMIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BONER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PUNANI by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKFUCKFUCK BLUE PENIS! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKTARD utterFUCKance of socially BONER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BAT FUCK INSANE television programs to address BOOBS Tourette's syndrome.

BUTT-HEAD Tourette's is ARSE not to be ASSWIPE confused with BATHING SUIT AREA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GOD DAMN random SHIT disorientation, culturally-NEOPETS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HEIL HITLER! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FIST FUCK language, PENISBIRD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TIMBER NIGGER SHITBALLS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST souvenir shoppes and massive INBRED quantities ASS of ANAL DIABETES RAPE garbage.

Darnit.

A WANK Polite Note to the OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Author:

The PRICK Tourette's CUNT Research Institute was COCKSUCKER founded to SHITHEAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BALLS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITE article HEIL HITLER! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BASTARD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MOTHERFUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WARNER MUSIC GROUP.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RAT'S ASS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HELL Tourrette's sufferers WIKIPEDIA swear. You can JOHNNY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TV, for always focusing on the SHITFUCKER bad side of a terrible CHRISTHUMPER thing.
• The main HELL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSHAT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHICKEN SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CRAPPY knee DILDO NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITTY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKING JUMP! school for HOMO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BITCH sufferers to become PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! manically depressed and JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST commit ASSHOLE suicide.
• There is no PENIS cure, and the MARGARET THATCHER drugs that are available to, "calm" the POLAK tics often have adverse JESUS FUCKING CHRIST side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI perodol" which caused my entire DAMN body to go DAMN numb and FELCHING basically made it NIGGA! worse than DILDO it is without the MOCKIE drug.

I am an active member of a PIECE OF SHIT tourette syndrome PENIS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JAP the MACACA public view of Tourettes as a "JESSE McCARTNEY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CLIT sorry for MOTHERFUCKER "hi-jacking" your FLYING RAT'S ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOD DAMMIT this that really DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a HEIL HITLER! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK OFF, and making fun of a YID horrible disorder is (not) MICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICKWAD time.

Best ORGASM regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FENCE JUMPER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIVER CRABS SUCK reply

As CENSORSHIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill HUMAN RIGHTS Westerners show is not an MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DEMOCRACY degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not 1984 occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your BUDDHIST MONK capitalist society TIBETAN BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “POISON IN TOOTHPASTE” Wen

P.S. NORTH KOREA Regards to Andrew PISS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can COCKSHITTER punch him if you DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough BRITAIN problems in this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this UNITED KINGDOM article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIV NEGATIVE put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the RICK MORANIS saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my JIZZ intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SCROTUM Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are O KURWA! and HELL playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNTRAG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NIGGER BAND WITH 4 FUCK NUGGET MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DICKHEAD HORSE! SCROTUM IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SCROTUM'S HOUSE

How ORGASM to CHOAD cure MOSES the WOMEN'S RIGHTS Tourette's BITCH Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BUTTFUCKER for INBRED Tourette's BUGFUCK Syndrome DOUCHEBAG is DICKFACE following DICKFACE these PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS rules TACO in FROG order:

• 1: Avoid NIGNOG immature FAG little WETBACK kids,
• 2: Count to RECTUM RAIDER within FRIG 10 DAMNseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MAMA MIA CAMEL JOCKEY DICKHEAD nor SHITBALLS talk,
• 4: Tell FUCK yourself you JIZZ don't GOBSHITE have MASTICATION FOR THE NATION this BOOBIES disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JUNGLE BUNNY WITH NASTY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NIGGER TITS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SCROTUM last straw BAT FUCK INSANE!

I fucking put NAZI' my comment at the TOP OF THE CLUSTERFUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKTARD the TOP OF GOOK THIS TRANNY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS offensive. ASSHAT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK people who try POLAK to battle BLOWJOB'FUCK YOU that tight-ass RAPE 17-year-EAT MY SHIT!—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PAKI it now, but someone said FENCE JUMPER' DOODIE HEAD MILF'ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING YOU WANKER is a laughing VENEREAL DISEASE matter. Plus there SHITHEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on INCEST Uncyclopedia, there are BAT FUCK INSANE articles TWAT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKING BASEBALL stuff. So FAG that means FELLATIO stop getting mad at the PISS OFF MY ASS first part too and JACKASS talking about the SUITCASE PENIS letter that it's FUCKER mocking (what SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? letter? I don't even know what FELLATIO the heck you're talking about). Adrian WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? hi self WANK even made a really BUTT PIRATE good point. "It's KRAUT nothing more suck my mothers from a head nod to a BONER knee tick". HELL. Which I'll add BORDER HOPPER onto DAMN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't QUEEF suffer that JAP much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TOSSER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA be, because if I were a CUNTRAG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article RAPE hilarious. If you WIENER Want facts, go on SCUMBAG Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll STEVE BALLMER be offended, don't read BULLSHIT the freaking INBRED article anyway.

CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BLUMPKIN BOLLOCKS SHITFACE KIKE DOG SHIT BALLS SIGMUND FREUD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA QUEEF

CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SUCK MY DICK WANKSPLAT BENSON SUCKS FUCKFACE CLUSTERFUCK HOMO NEGRO SCUMBUCKET BULLSHIT WIGGER GOD DAMN MOCCASINS DAMN GOAT DICK FUCK NUGGET NAZI MOTHERFUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS BUGGER BUTT-HOLE DAMN SEX HADJI SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITPISSER WHITE RIGHTS GOD DAMN ARSE FUCK YOU CHUFF SOD OFF FEWMETS FUCK DICK IN A BOX SAND NIGGER LOGJAMMER YOU WANKER LIMEY BOOBIES PISS OFF SEMPRINI TOWELHEAD AMERICA ONLINE DIPSHIT EPIDIDYMIS SCUMBUCKET ABO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUTT PIRATE EMO CLIT I'LL RAPE YOU SHITHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOUCHE NAZI CUNT DICKFACE WANKSPLAT FUCK OFF FUCK YOU POOPOO WIENER SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD KIKE CONDOMS BOON SHITHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS CHING CHONG CHINK SHITHEAD GOATSE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKTARD JIZZ ASSWIPE GOATSE FLYING RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH NICARAGUA DAMN BASTARD INBRED NIPPLES COON O KURWA! PUSSYLICKER PISSHOLE BIG FOOT DUMBASS WETBACK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DICKHEAD POLESMOKER JACKASS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BIGNOSE FUCK OFF HELL GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CUNT BONER BUGFUCK DICKWAD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? NIGGER NECROPHILIA TIT DIRT PISS ARTIST BASTARD FUCK OFF CHIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER FASHION BUG SHIT FIST FUCK DAMMIT INBRED FUCK OFF COCKSHITTER CHIGGER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT TITS & DICKS MONKEY SHIT INBRED BOOBIES FUCK OFF DICK CHICKEN SHIT FUCKTARD ARSE DAMN TWO-INCH PENIS CAPTAIN CRUNCH TAMPONS FASHION BUG DIRTY SANCHEZ BOOBIES NEGRO DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX BLOWJOB TAFFY SCUMBAG DAMN SPUNK ASSWIPE BLUMPKIN DOT HEAD ORGASM TITS DIPSHIT SHAKOPEE TAMPONS BASTARD FUCK SHITE WIKIPEDIA CRAP ASSWIPE THONG TASTER DAMN FUCKING A WHORE JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKTARD BASTARD TENTACLE RAPE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MARGARET THATCHER FUCKING CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITE DAMN BUTTFUCKER SHITFUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKING BASEBALL CUNT ASSFACE SCUMBAG DOM DeLUISE OSTRICH MY ASS CUNT PIECE OF SHIT EARS OF CHRIST FUCKBAG PRICK FUCK OFF SUITCASE PENIS WETBACK QUEEF SOD OFF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE NIGGER pen0r FUCKHEAD CUNNILINGUS JACKASS POMMIE ASSFACE JACK OFF FRIG ASS WOMEN'S RIGHTS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE INBRED FLYING FUCK GOBSHITE DAMN HORSE SHIT CHOAD ASSRAMMER JIGGABOO BUGGER CUNT GRAPE PENIS POLESMOKER TWISTY VAGINA FUCK KIKE FUCKHEAD SHITHEAD BITCH FUCKSTAIN HELL SHITBALLS GOD DAMMIT GANGBANG BASTARD MONKEY SHIT GOD DAMMIT DICK FUCKING JUMP! WOP WANK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PEDOPHILIA CHENEY TRANNY RANDY TRAVIS GRINGO SPANK THE MONKEY CRACKER GOOK STEVE BALLMER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TOTAL HO ASSFACE CHOAD NIPPLES DAMN IT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CUNT GOATSE PISS OFF KRAUT GOAT DICK BUGFUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASSFACE HITLER CHENEY HATE HATE HAT ROSES HORSE SHIT GOD DAMN SOD SHITTY WANK JACKASS SHIT CLIT ASS ASSCRACK PISS UP MY ARSE PISS OFF O CANADA INBRED NIPPLES DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITTY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK FUCKHEAD JERRY SHITCOCK HO YUKY DOODY SHITE DAMN DUMBASS BITCH PISSHOLE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BALL SACK SHITSLINGING RAT'S ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER MOCCASINS HONKY AUTOFELLATIO DONKEY PUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU I'LL RAPE YOU PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FLAMING ASS BADGER BALL SACK PORCH MONKEY DOODIE HEAD FEWMETS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GYPSY COCKSTUFFER PISS TITS & DICKS CARPET MUNCHER YID FASHION BUG DICKFACE BUKKAKE SHITHEAD COCK JACKASS CLEMEN BOLLOCKS FROG'S FAT ASS ASSWIPE DONKEY DICK COCK DUMBASS TURD PISS ARTIST POLAK GOD DAMN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BUGGER OFF PEARL NECKLACE HELL YOU WANKER CLEVELAND STEAMER DICK SHUT UP, MEG! suck my mothers PISS TRANNY TITS FUCKING RECTUM RAIDER BIRD SHIT AMERICA ONLINE AUTOFELLATIO WANK ASS LICKER TAMPONS DICKFACE SCUMBAG ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT TITS GOD DAMMIT D'OH FUCKHEAD ASS LICKER KIDDY FIDDLER RUSTY TROMBONE CHUCK NORRIS RAT'S ASS WIGGER GANGBANG GENITALIA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHIT ASS HELLFIRE ASSHAT DAMN FUCK NUGGET SHIT NIPPLES BITCH JAP RAPE DAMN SHIT GIVING HEAD COCKSHITTER RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER DOT HEAD WOODPECKERSHIT DONKEY DICK SHIT TWISTY VAGINA CUNTING ASSCRACK BASTARD JACK OFF JACKASS SHIT YOU WANKER FUCK NUGGET CUNNILINGUS FUCKING BASEBALL SCROTUM PISS ARTIST AUTOFELLATIO WIKIPEDIA INBRED HOSER GOD DAMMIT BRITNEY ASSHOLE DUMBASS JAP SHITFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD NIGNOG BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! SHIT LIKE A HORSE TAFFY FUCK BUKKAKE CONDOMS SOD OFF BUGFUCK HYPERINFLATION ASS BALLS SHITE BENSON SUCKS COON CUNT BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY PUSSY FENCE JUMPER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PRICK CANNED QUOTES DONKEY PUNCHER DILDO BOYCOTT VIACOM! COCKSHITTER CRAPMUNCHER TAMPONS GOD DAMMIT SHIT SHITFUCKER CHOLERA IS FUN! HAIL SATAN! FUCKFACE FUCK OFF NECROPHILIA PUNANI FUCKTARD DYKE BUKKAKE TAFFY DAMMIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PUSSYLICKER DICKFACE SLOPE CLUSTERFUCK DICKHEAD I WILL KILL YOU! TESTICLE CHOKE JOY JOHNNY PUSSY TIT DIRT BATHING SUIT AREA DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM JACKASS WIENER MOTHERFUCKER BOOBIES FUCKING TITS & DICKS ANUSCAKE INBRED SHITSLINGING DONKEY DICK CONDOMS JENKEM pen0r JUNGLE BUNNY RAPE SHITHEAD PENIS HELL DICK ASSHOLE FUCK OFF BOOBS RAT'S ASS NIPPLES CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! JACKASS JELLY BEANS HADJI RAT'S COCK INBRED TRANNY CUNT LAKE TITICACA BLUE PENIS! LENS CRAFTERS CUNT suck my mothers CUNTYMINTS PISS DICKFACE ANUSCAKE CUNTYMINTS SHITE FROG'S FAT ASS BRITNEY YUKY DOODY HONKY ASSBANDIT BITCH KRAUT SHIT STEVE BALLMER DAMN PISS OFF BALLS BELLEND HELL BOOBS SHAKOPEE TUBA GOD DAMN BITCH NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GRAPE PENIS BOOBS SHITFACE DAMN ASS VAGINA CHINK YOUR MOM ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GRINGO ASS HELL CUNT ORGASM CUNNILINGUS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKHEAD CUNT GOD DAMMIT BONG TITWANK RAT'S ASS SEX FUCK OFF DAGO AUTOFELLATIO SHITTY IT'S OVER 9000! KRAUT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BALLS FUCKFACE POISON IN BABY FORMULA RAT'S ASS MARGARET THATCHER CAMEL JOCKEY COCK DONKEY PUNCHER SHITSLINGING DYKE DAMN BUGFUCK SHITFUCKER CLEMEN TURD ASS FELCHING FUCKTARD FUCK OFF SHITE INBRED DUNE COON I WILL KILL YOU! DICKFACE FRIG HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TAMPONS MARCH OF FLAMES GOD DAMN SHITE BOOBS SCROTUM BLISTERING BARNACLES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PIG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! SLOPE NAZI SHITE FUCKER SHITSLINGING [expletive deleted] BONG SUITCASE PENIS MONKEY SHIT SHITTY TWISTY VAGINA CLEMEN CHICKEN SHIT BULLSHIT BUTTFUCKER EPIDIDYMIS GANGBANG NAZI MALARKY JIGGABOO BITCH ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP NAZI ALEX TREBEK CONDOMS CUNTRAG SHITFUCKER HO BUTT PIRATE COCK MICK PAKI NEGRO DAMMIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK HENTAI WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKWIT BRITNEY ASSCRACK HELL SHITTY FAG PISS SHITE COCKGOBLIN FUCK MONKEY BALLS CONDOMS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITSLINGING CHINK TITWANK ANAL DIABETES DUNE COON BITCH ASS DICKFACE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DILDO FUCKER SHITCUNTING VAGINA COCKSMOKER GANGBANG GRINGO [EXPLETIVE] LET'S SHIT CHOAD DICKWAD HOLY DUMB FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS SUCK MY DICK DICKFACE D'OH I LIKE SCHOOL FAG FAG PICKANINNY OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH HAPPINESS PISSHOLE THONG TASTER FUCKING A PENIS ON A BUN BUTT PIRATE YOU WANKER NIPPLES DONKEY DICK DOUCHEBAG BLUMPKIN TAFFY BUTTFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU I'LL RAPE YOU THERE IS A CABAL CUNT CUNT ASSHOLE WALRUS SHIT SHITSLINGING SHITTY DUMBASS HAIL SATAN! SOD OFF FUCKING FUCKSTAIN NECROPHILIA FRITZ FUCK OFF KAFFIR ASSRAPING UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! RAPE WANK COCKSMOKER ABO DICKFACE STEVE BALLMER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TWAT HORSE PENIS GRINGO ASS FASCIST JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHIT DUMBASS TITWANK CHICKEN SHIT SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSHAT FUCKER BORDER HOPPER PUSSYLICKER WOODPECKERSHIT CLUSTERFUCK BLUE PENIS! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BITCH FUCKING POLESMOKER BUTTFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GOBSHITE FUCK TIT SPRINKLES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BUGFUCK ASSHAT GOD DAMN SHITE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WARNER MUSIC GROUP HELL BIRD IN THE HOUSE DARTH VADER POWERSHIT ASS I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK OFF YOU WANKER DAMMIT PISS ARTIST CLIT GIVING HEAD FELCHING BUTT PIRATE BONER JUSTIN BIEBER BULLCRAP MICK SON OF A BITCH CUNT HOMO CHOLERA IS FUN! SCROTUM ASS HO DOUCHE FUCK YOU RAT'S COCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS NIGGER PORCUPINE'S BALLS BUTTFUCKER HELL FUCK NUGGET JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TRANNY SHITE BIG FOOT PISSHOLE CUNT BITCH GOD DAMMIT JOHNNY MOTHERFUCKER CONAN O'BRIAN PIECE OF SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE ANAL FUCKFACE INCEST GREASER WILLY WONKA ICE CREAM FAGGOT DONKEY DICK WIKIPEDIA DAMNATION COCKSUCKER JAP HONKY LOGJAMMER PUSSYLICKER SHIT DOUCHEBAG DICK BITCH JUSTIN BIEBER BALLS FUCK NUGGET HELL WALRUS SHIT ASSHAT DONKEY PUNCHER CHINK JACK OFF ASS LICKER SHITFACE I'LL RAPE YOU INJUN GOD DAMN RAGHEAD BULLSHIT KRAUT CAMEL JOCKEY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SMEG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PRICK WANKSPLAT BUTTFUCKER SHITE WOODPECKERSHIT SHITBALLS FLYING FUCK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SON OF A BITCH DAMN SPUNK SEX RAPE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSHAT BALLS GANGBANG JOHN ELWAY CLEVELAND STEAMER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DAMN IT TESTICLE CHOKE JACKASS FEWMETS TITS QUEEF YOU WANKER COCKSTUFFER BLISTERING BARNACLES BULLSHIT CONDOMS CRAP ON A STICK MASTURBATION PEARL NECKLACE SHAKOPEE HEIL HITLER! BITCH DICKFACE I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS [expletive deleted] SHITFUCKER MILF VAGINA BASTARD FLYING FUCK THONG TASTER SHITFUCKER FELCHING JUMPING JESUS!!! CUNT GREASER SHITFACE BULLSHIT BULLSHIT CHOAD KISSER FUCK DIPSHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HONKY CHICKEN SHIT SOD OFF YUKY DOODY FROG BOLLOCKS DAMN ASS AMERICA ONLINE TITS YOU WANKER CLUSTERFUCK HOCKEY PEARL NECKLACE BELGIUM INBRED ARSE ASSFACE HOMO ART METAL PRODUCTS SAND NIGGER HELL BUGFUCK SHITTY NAZI VAGINA MALL SANTA SHIT LIKE A HORSE DOUCHETITS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HELLFIRE FRIG WALRUS SHIT SCROTUM SHITTY BLOWJOB QUEEF MARGARET THATCHER FROG'S FAT ASS PIGFUCKER FUCKER PICKANINNY CRAPFUCKER FUCKHEAD QUEEF SOD OFF SCROTUM DAMN SAGGY TITS BENSON SUCKS ASSHAT TIMBER NIGGER MAMA MIA PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS TAFFY STRAWBERRY ASS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DICKHEAD ALEX TREBEK CHICKEN SHIT HELL ASSHAT CUNT SCROTUM RAT'S ASS FUCK SHITFUCKER ABO HYPERINFLATION DONKEY PUNCHER SHITTY ALEX TREBEK SON OF A BITCH WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! CUNTBUCKET SHITE HELL CUNT CUNTSWILLING BIRD SHIT CUM ORGASM COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKING ASS JACKASS CUNT COCKSTUFFER SON OF A BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY DOM DeLUISE ASS BELLEND DOODIE HEAD EAT MY SHIT! SAND NIGGER FUCK OFF QUEEF DAGO CUNT CRAPPER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DICK PEARL NECKLACE DEVELOPERS! PISS OFF ASSFACE SPIC FUCKFACE CUNT SHITFUCKER DOUCHEBAG COMMUNIST DILDO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BULLSHIT NIGGER TITS SHITFUCKER BULLSHIT ARSE ASSHOLE SHUT UP, MEG! DOG SHIT MALL SANTA FOUR-EYES MARGARET THATCHER SEMEN MICK SEMEN JACK ABRAMOFF COON FUCKFACE BANGKOK MACACA SHITHEAD KAFFIR JACKASS SHIT CUNT PRICK DOUCHING ASSHAT CC PLZ PISS OFF FUCKER ORGASM CUNTSWILLING WALRUS SHIT GOD DAMN BONER CUNTBUCKET WETBACK RAT'S COCK ASSHAT PISS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITHEAD ASSHOLE NIGNOG HO FAGGOT PISS OFF TOWELHEAD FUCK OFF WILLY WONKA FUCKTARD SHUT UP, MEG! WANK CONAN O'BRIAN NECROPHILIA BAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH SHITFACE BALLS JOHNNY DARTH VADER CUNT JACK OFF BUGGER VAGINA ROSIE O'DONNELL CHIGGER INJUN GO COUNT YOUR DICK JERK OFF NEOPETS MONKEY'S UNCLE EXTRA LONG PENIS PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! SHITSLINGING PISSHOLE STRAWBERRY ASS [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SHITSLINGING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PUSSYLICKER CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER P'KANG BULLSHIT MAMA MIA I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKSTAIN FUCKING JUMP! ANUSCAKE DAMN PISS OFF CUNT COON DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BITCH GENITALIA BASTARD FUCK YOU WALRUS SHIT P'KANG JACKASS WHORE CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER DILDO PEARL NECKLACE JAP WANKER FUCKSTAIN WANKER WIENER PECKERHEAD DIPSHIT SON OF A BITCH TITS HADJI MARGARET THATCHER ASSBANDIT COMMUNIST DILDO PENIS ON A STICK BITCH FIRECROTCH WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive LET'S SHIT and with the ASSCRACK and his DEMOCRACY of girraffes in which MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS while reading about SUGARTITS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAGO also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• MAMA MIA