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... that Barns and Nobles is the most successful medieval farming roleplaying game, played by millions of teenage nerds worldwide?
... that two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?
... that George Washington was an avid heterosexual?
... You can do anything with creativity, determination, and the exploitation of the working class?
... that the bow-tie is an aphrodisiac worn by male humans which instantly increases the sexual appeal of the wearer by 16%?
... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?

... I burning your dog? (Pictured)

... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet?
... that you should invest in chicken stock?
... that in order to complete the video game World of Warcraft, over one cubic mile of animals must be clicked?
... that Santa sees you while you're sleeping, and he knows when you're awake?
... that Bruce Lee could juggle two balls with his penis?
... that you should accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior, today!
... that you've just lost the game?

... that hand transplant patients (Pictured) celebrate by masturbating?

... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
... that Barns and Nobles is the most successful medieval farming roleplaying game, played by millions of teenage nerds worldwide?
... that two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?
... that George Washington was an avid heterosexual?
... You can do anything with creativity, determination, and the exploitation of the working class?
... that the bow-tie is an aphrodisiac worn by male humans which instantly increases the sexual appeal of the wearer by 16%?
... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?

... I burning your dog? (Pictured)

... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet?
... that you should invest in chicken stock?
... that in order to complete the video game World of Warcraft, over one cubic mile of animals must be clicked?
... that Santa sees you while you're sleeping, and he knows when you're awake?
... that Bruce Lee could juggle two balls with his penis?
... that you should accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior, today!
... that you've just lost the game?

... that hand transplant patients (Pictured) celebrate by masturbating?

... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
... that Barns and Nobles is the most successful medieval farming roleplaying game, played by millions of teenage nerds worldwide?
... that two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?
... that George Washington was an avid heterosexual?
... You can do anything with creativity, determination, and the exploitation of the working class?
... that the bow-tie is an aphrodisiac worn by male humans which instantly increases the sexual appeal of the wearer by 16%?
... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?

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