User:Dexter111344/archive4

Old stuff(August 2006 to January 26, 2008)

More stuff(Jan. 26, 2008 to Aug. 1, 2008)

When will these people stop talking to me? (Aug. 1, 2008 to Sep. 15, 2009)

Apparently not soon... (Sep. 15th, 2009 - Jan. 1st, 2011)

Fuck you all to Hell and back (Jan. 1st, 2011 - April 5th, 2013

RAPE!!!

You've been raped. Have a nice day. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:17, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Self-rape? Wow. I've seen lame, but this beats it all. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:18, 15 September 2009

You're just jealous that you weren't sexy enough to rape me. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:19, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

You're right. I feel so ashamed. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:21, 15 September 2009

It's okay, little one. Now go fetch your mother. She and I have unfinished business. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:23, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

In your dreams, fucker! Hah! Who's the little one now? Huh? Huh? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:56, 15 September 2009

You are, Midget-Man. Now go save the day. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:58, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Hah! That's actually funny! Until I break your legs. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:00, 15 September 2009

I finished talking to you lowlifes after I got offered a recording deal today, so fuck you. And I'm gonna record a song all about a wizard. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:02, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

why did u undo all of my stuff?

ur r da meanest meanie evuh

how dare you call me stupid, your the meanist meanie ever! yor very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very veryvery very very very very very ververy very very very y very very very very very very very very veryvery very very very mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Killer trainer 2964 (talk • contribs)

Apparently this guy hates you and doesn't want to be banned, according to his spam on your userpage. But I think he's very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very veryvery very very very very very ververy very very very y very very very very very very very very veryvery very very very GAY GAY GAY! Send him to Midkiff Land!-Almost Sir Random Crap

YAY

Congratulations.-Almost Sir Random Crap

That's awesome. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:14, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

I know. And I did it in only one minute. I'll call it Quasi-Rapid In-Joke Writing.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Here

For you, representing your wizard fetishes.-Almost Sir Random Crap

I lulled. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:31, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

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Thank you for defending my user page from the recent vandalism! --SpikeFromNH 14:36, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

Hey Dude

this is what happens when you're 18. And yes, you do become a duck.

Hello, Dexter11344, and not welcome to Uncyclopedia! fortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess. Oh and dude Im 18 unlike you. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Buck9998 (talk • contribs)

Well, that can't be true. 18 year old's don't misspell the word faggot. They also know how to be funny and not just stupid. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:54, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

you know, that's what I'd really call rape, all those moronic 9 years-olds squirting all over your talk page • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 15:41 September 27 '09

This one time when I was 5, I thought I came. Turns out I just pissed myself. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:48, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

I was 12 :) • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 15:54 September 27 '09

dude you dont own this wiki stop bossing pepole around ok how would you feel if i told everyone what to do on my wiki not fun so stop messin around and act normal and yes im 18 dude deal with it.

ok, buddy, you're 18 and I believe you. Now, act like an 18 years old man and stop whining, this is a humour wiki and he has nothing personal against you. Also, I must warn you that dexter has a huge ecock -and tiny eballs- and you dont want to know how huge it is • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 18:30 September 27 '09

I really didn't need to know that. ~ 18:51, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

18 is the age when you are a cunning and cumming adult, but can't have alcohol, so you go on a mental rampage. soon you begin having thoughts of suicide, lots of sex, and the urge to spam the most in-joke infested, vile, absolutely closed off from the real world wiki on Earth, creating a page only an admin will see and then delete and ban you.-Almost Sir Random Crap

no, 13 is the age when you discover that you can cum, but you cant have sex or alcohol - or even a cigarette. It's the age when you discover porn and you start to think that you've became a big man. So you begin on your path of destruction that is vandalism and so forth and you spam your newly-found facts of life all over the shithole that is the internet... Thats pretty much it. Seriously • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 19:36 September 27 '09

Awesome

Your talk page is so awesome it could be featured. Seriously, want to nom it?-Almost Sir Random Crap

Yeah, do it you sexy little bastard. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:11, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

HEY! RECORD THIS!

It starts with

My cock, right up in you

It doesn't even matter how hard you try

Keep that in mind that you're getting raped

And I should get hard in due time

All I know

Viagra's a valuable thing

Watch me take some as my penis swings

Watch it get hard by the end of the day

The cock ticks life away

It's so unreal

Didn't look out below

And I splooged right out the window

Trying to hold on, but I didn't even know

I wasted it all just to watch you go

I kept everything inside

And even though I tried, I had a wet dream

What it meant to me will eventually be

A sticky stain in my jeans

I tried so hard and got so long

But in the end it doesn't even matter

I got so hard and raped away

But in the end it doesn't even matter

One thing, I don't know why

It doesn't even matter how hard you try

Keep in mind sodomy is a crime

And I could be arrested in due time

I tried so hard

In spite of the way you were mocking me

Telling me I'm a stalker, and that I oughta leave

And then you said you had a boyfriend, I began to grieve

I was surprised

It got so far

Things aren't the way they were before

You wouldn't even blow me anymore

Not that wanted to back then

But it all came out of me in the end

I kept everything inside

And even though I tried, I had a wet dream

What it meant to me will eventually be

A sticky stain in my jeans

I tried so hard and got so long

But in the end it doesn't even matter

I got so hard and raped away

But in the end it doesn't even matter

I took my lust to you

Thrusted as far as I could go

And from all this

There's only one place it could go

I took my lust to you

Thrusted as far as I could go

And from all this

There's only one place it could go

I boned so hard and got so long

But in the end it doesn't even matter

I got so hard and fucked your ass

But in the end, you didn't even it.!

Anonymous person 21:11, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

Meh, needs more soprano. And two naked wizards doing it would balance those B flats.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Bat fuck insane and User:Karategata

I was browsing the Bad Persons list, browsed User:Karategata, with whom you clashed, and must take his side. Bat fuck insane was indistinguishable from vandalism. We ought not go blanking things, but in the case of this article, it was an improvement--though first replacing it with commentary on how bad it was, was not an improvement. (I have no opinion on Catspace, but it looks like he is not just a vandal.) So you made the first entry in his talk page, for which the only substantive message is, stop mucking with Bat fuck insane (and even that comment is in the change history and he might not have viewed it). He deletes your entry, which is ambiguous. I can't conclude he is a Bad Person. (The BP page is the wrong place to say this; I clicked on something there and got sent to an unrelated VFD list. So I don't know how to give my opinion or even if it is solicited.) User:SpikeFromNH/signature 22:28, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

When I left the message on his talkpage, it was when he had only made the edits to Bat Fuck Insane. He then blanked it. That's why I put him on UN:BP. Completely justified. Thanks for your concern and all, but the guy definitely deserves a ban. And I haven't looked at his other edits, so maybe he has reformed. Doesn't matter to me. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:01, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

Very well. I have no dog in this fight. Thanks for the reply. User:SpikeFromNH/signature 23:06, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

Wait, so the drug dogs found my coke? Damn... I'm screwed now. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:08, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

unsignpostings

hey dex, last week's issue remains undelivered. any chance you could deliver it to even a portion of the readers? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:04, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Really? Aight. I'll deliver it to everyone. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:58, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Et tu, Dexter?

Awww, Dexter, I didn't expect you'd take the trouble to vote against an article of mine! It was a little funny, wasn't it? A bit? At least a milli-smidge? C'mon! =) --Clemens177 23:14, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

If it wasn't at all funny, then all those for voters wouldn't like it. It just didn't do it for me. Also, I have a copy of your one article that got censored cause it offended the government saved to my computer. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:19, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

I knew you had that article saved, because you were the nice guy who told me about it and gave me support. That's why it surprised me that you voted against this article of mine. I get that it didn't do it for you, but hell, if I voted "against" every article that didn't do "it" for me, I'd do nothing but! But, hey, no biggee. Just surprised me. Glad you like other stuff of mine! =) --Clemens177 23:33, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

M'kay. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:34, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Big Huge Cocks

I dunno if you're just being silly, but on the off chance you're not, get better soon. Also, you're a cock. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:36, 13 Oct

Yeah, I'm being serious. I'm going to have to have radiation treatment at Emory in Atlanta. Not sure when, though. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:40, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Whoah. You gonna be okay dude? -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:58, 13 Oct

Yeah. Of course I will. The will to live is extremely powerful. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:19, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

I don't want to sound like an ass, but what the hell are you talking about? What's wrong, dexter? • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 20:36, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Brother in law has been getting radiation therapy along with a cocktail of stuff. Sucks. Hope to hear good news at the end though. Pup t 22:57, 13/10/2009

Brain issues? I hope it doesn't have anything to do with that newt wizard. Get well soon, Dexter! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:04, 15 October 2009

I'm probably about to be banned for life

Dexter - you are the only person that I know that may be ideologically pure. I have been banned recently for bullshit reasons, and then, due to the other managers wanting numbers, re-instated for reasons of keeping the group popular. I posted this article when I was re-instated:

Uncyclopedia Headquarters, America - Lately, an administrator named Mordillo, had a problem with one of Uncyclopedia's most prolific writers, Clemens177. So small were his balls, and his opinion of himself, that he banned Clemens177 for over a month, not for anything bad Clemens177 did, but simply for that prolific writer talking back to him.

Now, given that the management of Uncyclopedia recognizes how prolific that writer was, and what an insecure prick Mordillo was, they have let Clemens177 back, it is expected that Clemens177 will help carry Uncyclopedia again. Nothing could be further from the truth.

The truth is, as has been talked about in the Village Forum, Uncyclopedia is slowly dwindling in popularity due to a dearth of good writers. Truth is, they need regularly posting writers like Clemens177 and others, just to tread water, let alone to swim a millimeter upstream. And finally, truth is, that having cock sucking faggot sons of bitches like Mordillo on management, who ban for an obviously bullshit reason, because they are distressed at hearing someone mention what a small dicked mother fucker they are, is greatly decreasing Uncyclopedia's viability.

Mordillo saw Clemens177 interacting with another member. He chose to publicly upbraid Clemens177 for drama, though none existed. When Clemens177 privately spoke to Mordillo about this - thus avoiding drama - Mordillo banned Clemens177 for another reason - that of showing dead jews in an article in which that was appropriate.

Now bear in mind, dead jew pictures are rarely appropriate. However, this is the forum that has articles about fucking children, and the forum that has articles making fun of retarded children, and the forum that has articles about death, rape, child sex, etc. as our staples.

Clearly then, an article about how the Nobel committee was wrong to award Obama, and mentioning that they'd given a peace prize to the man - Cordell Hull - who killed 250 jews, was not a stretch or inappropriate. Rather it was Mordillo grasping any excuse he could in a vain attempt to regain a manhood he never had. Or so his mother told me in post-coital bliss.

Here's the deal. Mordillo is either banned till the date he said I was banned till, (sometime in November after PLS) or you all can continue to whine in the Village Dump about the lack of good writers on Uncyclopedia. I've no doubt that you'll choose to keep that pathetically ball-less faggot Mordillo on board. But if you actually have any brains, you'll upbraid him, ban him till then, and keep a good and prolific writer here, and let faggot Mordillo come back sadder and wiser in November.

I'll know soon enough, next time I try to write or post or edit. Remember - cocksuckers like Mordillo banning are a dime a dozen. Writers who can make you laugh each day are what you are complaining there is a lack of.

If it is deleted - as I'm sure it will be - you at least knows what happened. I probably won't win this. In fact, you are smart enough to know that I won't. But remember what really happened. Knowing that one smart person, YOU, will make me feel better. My email is Clemens177@hotmail.

Don't forget me. I'm counting on you. --Clemens177 06:52, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

And this is better than trying to talk it out with Mordillo how? Try growing a thicker skin, rather than being a Drama queen every time you disagree with someone. Everybody is here voluntarily. We only have room for one Diva here, and that's me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:02, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

You and John Stamos, of course. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 07:23, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

This is the most childish and dramatic incident I've witnessed on Uncyclopedia so far.. and from someone who I believe is over 30 years old.. Sheesh.. And what's with all those profanities? Also, how do you think dexter is gonna help you? • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 07:16, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, the only people I know who use the term "ideologically pure" are generally from hate groups such as the neo-nazis or the kkk. Either way, don't really care. Would appreciate you spending less time trying to make a mountain out of a molehill and be the good editor that you claim to be. Post some quality material. And get the over it already! Pup t 07:21, 14/10/2009

He's affiliated with a fundamentalist Christian group of some sort.. I guess. Maybe not. • FreddAin't Dedd • • •

I watched a doco on the KKK once. The member's identified themselves as non-denominational Christian, and used the Bible as justification... fill in the gaps. Pup t 07:43, 14/10/2009

He's the permanent kind of banned now. Permanently, probably. Therefore, this navel gazing is moot. Moot! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:47, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

At least he got the title of the conversation right, I'll hand him that. ~ 07:53, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Now stop wasting your time here and go write something. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:55, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Yessir. ~ 08:01, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

I'm just stumbling here blindly but, having seen the offending article, I can guess what it is. And all I have to say is fucking well respect what Mordillo says. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:47, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Some of the more radical libertarian groups would also use the term "ideologically pure", like the followers of Ayn Rand or Murry Rothbard (both atheistic Jews by the way). So I wouldn't say its proof that he is racist per say. --Mn-z 16:16, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

Good point. I think the racist overtones and the fighting to keep racist and offensive material on site to the point where he implodes was more my reasoning behind that. Pup t 22:04, 18/10/2009

Is it wrong that I'm more bothered by Clemens' relentless comma splices than by the content of the article? This is seventh grade stuff. Never join two sentences with a comma. Jesus Christ. What's wrong with people? pillow talk 14:09, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

I'm not sure I understand, I do it all the time. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:43, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Ack! Stop that! pillow talk 15:30, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

But, wait. How can one, in some fashion or other, join sentences, without using any commas? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:35, 14 October 2009

Think menstrual cycles. Or partial intestines. pillow talk 15:41, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

I, personally, agree that Mr Clemens does deserve a banning, not a permanent one though, but if nothing else this does highlight something that could have been resolved in a much more diplomatic manner. What appears to have been a difference of opinion between an admin and a fairly decent contributor to the site has escalated out of all proportion, which reflects badly upon us all. Users, no matter how talented or hardworking need to treat others with respect, even if you do not agree with their views. We are all here to make Uncyclopedia a better place. As admins we must be seen to be impartial at all times, I know Uncyclopedia by its very nature will always cause offense to someone, I have a rule that if I can't be impartial over a topic I pass the buck to another admin and ask their opinion, especially on whether to join large numbers of sentences with commas or not.

Everyone here is a volunteer, we do this for enjoyment, when it ceases to be enjoyable there ceases to be a reason to be here. Part of allowing this revolves around certain freedoms, some of which conflict with our worldview or opinions, some of which is about drawing a line in the sand which we do not cross. Creativity, especially on a comedy website, is about finding the balance. Maybe if others had become involved in this matter at an earlier stage then this particular drama would not have reached the proportions that it did do. I'd like to think we can all step back from this, that Mr Clemens will return shortly a more humble, thoughtful member of the community and that all the parties in this little episode will kiss and make up. Whilst I record it on 8mm cinecam. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Personally, I blame this one entirely on Clemens. Mordillo took it upon himself to unban Clemens, essentially extending the olive branch and acknowledging that a lifetime ban was an overreaction. He even cast a self-deprecating vote for himself on UGotM for overreacting. Not too many admins would do that. But Clemens took that olive branch and shat on it, demanding Mordillo be banned, writing an attack article with no comedy value, and essentially doing everything he could to start drama. This guy's ego knows no boundaries. And, you know what? That's been obvious for a long time. When he came crashing into the forums demanding a lifetime ban because his ex-girlfriend had written an article about pacifiers or some such nonsense, I was thinking "For fuck's sake, give this guy his ban, or he's going to be real trouble for us down the road." pillow talk 15:40, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

When did Hyperbole get so smart? Anyways, good riddance to bad rubbish. Also, hi Dexter. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:43, 14 Oct

No. No second (fourth) chance for clemens. He has caused enough drama already, and will probably never stop. And, mhaille, I respectfully don't buy into this "both parties kiss up and everything returns to normal". Please, let the whole issue pass, forget clemens, and start thinking of new ways to bring more good writers to the site. Thanks. • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 16:50, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

I vote for the "find attractive undergrad English lit majors and seduce them" method of bringing more good writers to the site. pillow talk 17:17, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

The unbanning was in response to community backlash. Unless someone has mind control powers or a time machine, we really can't know if he would have gotten unbanned or not if everyone looked the other way. We also don't know if Clemens would have gone crazy over Mordillo's proper correction of Clemens's vfh drama and any reasonable bans which may have resulted from that. And I wouldn't be surprised if Clemens would have gotten himself permabanned in a month over some other issue had this not happened. I really don't the damage can be undone at this point, Maybe if Clemens requests an ICR pardon, but I don't see that happening. The good thing the drama is over, and we can be back to what we normally do. --Mn-z 19:12, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

You mean posting jars of spaghetti sauce on various forum pages as an unsubtle reference to your sexual fetish? pillow talk 19:40, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

spaghetti sauce

Of course, and building a pr0n database with the help of Socky. --Mn-z 04:44, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

pr0n? Where? You mean my landscape pr0n? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:45, 15 October 2009

Ew, landscape porn. --Mn-z 04:36, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

Wait, what the fuck just happened? ... UHHH!!! Okay, I'll think of a way to resolve this... UN:OFFICE possibly? Though the rest of you guys seem to not want Clemens back. Well, I kinda do. So... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:40, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

Who asked you anyway? Like this is your talkpage or something. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:53, 15 Oct

Really, the biggest question to arise from this is: How many of you bastards have my page on your watchlist? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:55, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

Pretty much everybody.. • FreddAin't Dedd • • •

I don't have your page watchlisted. Rather, I have it bookmarked, and I check it every ten minutes. pillow talk 22:05, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

I have it set as my home page. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:15, 15 Oct

I'm just stalking Modus. I like the curtains in your front room, by the way. Pup t 23:37, 15/10/2009

I just came here because I saw "I'm probably about to be banned for life" and "Clemens177" pop up on my Watchlist, setting my dramasense atingle. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:21, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

Re: Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Month

I was about to correct the vote total on Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Month, but then I noticed it may be correct. It looks like you nommed ChiefjusticeDS but didn't vote for. I just wanted to make sure I got that right before I fixed something that didn't need to be fixed and made an ass out of myself. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:27, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Exactly. I nominated him. That's all. I'd never vote for someone. Not any more, at least. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:38, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

OK, cool. I just wanted to check, because it looked like in some of the history your nom was counted as a nom and for. Or maybe I just dreamt that. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:40, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

pls, cw, and other less important acronyms

hey dex. first of all, great job on everything that you do around here. seriously, thanks. secondly, since the PLS is nearly wrapped up, when shall we start on CW? i can help out this week if you need it. i plan on being around more during the week, and CW seems like just the occasion for me to dive back in. i'm more than willing to leave indignant or even promiscuous messages on many users' talk pages...SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:01, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Sure. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:47, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

You sir!

Will your attractive ass take care of the Conservation Week once more? ~ 15:12, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Made a forum topic and got the page ready. Now, time to rewrite! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:47, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Conservation stuff

What if I started a rewrite before Conservation Week officially took off, but only had the introduction when it did? Does it still qualify? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:17, 31 October 2009

Dexter? Anyone? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:54, 31 October 2009

Huh? Uh, sure. Why not? I mean, if it's no more than a paragraph or two, it's not that big of a deal and therefore would still count. Now get to rewriting fucker. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:15, October 31, 2009 (UTC)

Conservation week done and over

And now you need to give awards. Make sure you give it to someone who is ideologically pure. ~ 10:31, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

You rang? Pup

Hey You!

You make my heart want to sing! SING! About douches and wizards and purple unicorns with gargantuan penii... You get the idea. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 09:34, 25 November 2009

You make me do the same. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:50, June 12, 2010 (UTC)

Dexter?

Monday was yesterday. Where are you??? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:08, 1 December 2009

I thought you might want to look at this

For when you return. If you ever return that is. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:43, 8 December 2009

Hey cuntface

You should come back, or I'll drink more, and come back to your talk page and call you a cuntface again. You wouldn't like that very much, would you? Fucking cuntface. FUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK! 06:57, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Didn't you see his message? He'll be back Monday. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 19:35, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

See the line about drinking. Cuntface. FUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK! 19:38, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Underage b& --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 19:42, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

You'll never bring me down, old man! Fight the power! FUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK! 19:53, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Whatever. You know you're going to drink more whether or not Dexter comes back. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:06, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, but the likelihood of me calling him a cuntface drops exponentially if he does. FUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK! 00:04, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Your mother's a cuntface. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:24, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, you're here! Interested in some anal? -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:25, 19 Dec

Soon young one. Soon. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:26, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

How you doing? Well I hope. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:26, 19 Dec

Eh. I could be better. But I'm about to mindfuck this wiki over with a superb thing I've been working on in my absence. Trust me on that. It'll be grand. Tune in Monday maybe for mindfuckage. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:28, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

Good. This wiki could use a good mindfuck. It's been full of drama shit and asshats lately. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:32, 19 Dec

Is this real Monday or Monday Dexter Time? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 17:37, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

That is the question. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:52, 19 December 2009

It's the real Monday, though Dexter Monday's are amazing. I'll be writing non-stop this Christmas because I'm alone. So lonely... So fucking lonely... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:58, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

Would it help if I e-mailed you some noodz? -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:04, 19 Dec

Hmm... Noodles? From the Gorillaz? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:11, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah. I got some hawt pics of him with no clothes on. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:13, 19 Dec

Where have you been? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 18:03 • Saturday, 19-12-2009

I've been to Alabama, Virginia, Washington D.C., Delaware, Maryland, North Carolina, South Carolina, to Carolina's house which is right down the street, down on Carolina, inside Carolina (well, inside her mouth), Florida, Tennessee, my home state of Georgia, your mother's house, and the Street. The Sesame Street that is. I was also invited to the U.K., Germany, Australia, and Japan, but I decided I didn't want to sleep with that guy so he didn't take me to any of those places. Oh, and I've been inside a box. I call that box Boxy. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:11, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

You went there? -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:20, 19 Dec

Yes. Yes I did. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:24, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

Poopsmithery

Your edit summary yesterday - "Looks like I'm still a poopsmith so I guess I can do this." Nobody told me if you're not, so if you've heard nothing to suggest otherwise it seems that you are. Welcome back, by the way - been busy IRL? :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 15:40, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Well, I've been sick and trying to push through school and other stuff. I'm fine, though. Hopefully, I'll stay active up till Jan. 15th. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:52, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Hope you're feeling better. Just remember to wash your hands thoroughly after editing Uncyclopedia - you can pick up all sorts of germs here. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 15:57, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Yes, I know. But I can't not touch Socky. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:04, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

UNCYCLOPEDIA: Come for the germs. Stay because they paralysed you. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:26, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

If we had a contest for the best mission statement I think that would be the winner.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  02:05, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

Something very important

Uncyclopedia:VFH/Worst Article Ever

It's still on VFH. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:56, 21 December 2009

Oh! Now they're gonna pay! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:57, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Re: Hey

Ah, sorry man. That IP migrated from youtube and has kept blanking my page over the past few weeks. I was a tad annoyed. It won't happen again --The Imperial Judge EvilCecil4th 16:21, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, don't worry about it. I've had similar issues, too. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:12, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

QVFD

Hey Dexter,

Just wanted to let you know that I redirected File:Thisniggervoted.jpg to another image after it was deleted. MadMax 20:08, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

M'kay. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:09, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

Complaints here huh?

I really couldn't no never think of a complaint for you until now: Dex, why don't you stick to one color scheme in your signature like everyone else?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  02:05, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

Because I like the contrasting of red and green. I'm tempted to have it alternate between each letter/number, but I'm probably not going to. I'm lazy. Also, this is hardly of a complaint. It's simply an inquiry. Now, had it been in bold, I'd believe you were complaining. Or big print. Big print shows you mean business. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:19, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

Oh, I "mean business," but, "I'm lazy." You and I have a lot in common. Um, Blargh! and stuff....  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  02:43, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

Your wish is my command

Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/17-12-09. Three months later, this edition is finally ready to be mailed out. Do your worst. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:36, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, did it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:09, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Wasting Dexter's time since 2008! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:27, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

Slut sketch

Well. What do you think? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:59, 4 January 2010

Maybe you'll like this one too.

—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:06, 22 March 2010

Edits

Thanks for your edits at HowTo:Blow a dog. You've improved the flow of the page, appreciated. And thanks for your vote, have tweeked one of the sections you didn't find humourous (a compliment that you found so many good). This is a totally unexpected nom, out of the blew blue, from Multi. And that it's gotten votes is also unexpected. When I was writing the page it was the first time I've had trouble typing because I usually am lying down with the TV on a news station, with the laptop on my chest, and I was shaking so much from laughter that I couldn't hit the keys right and the words kept coming out rmfgepp and such. Well, thanks again for the edits and vote! Aleister in Chains 13:23 31 3 mmx

And thanks for your vote and for liking Dennis Kucinich's wife, a rare devotee to the Goddess. But most of all, Garfunkel and Oates! Another fan! Some of their videos on youtube, taken by others, actually have very few viewers, and those are real finds. I'd love to see them in person. How did you find them? Al les Chains 1:58 8 4 mmx

After I first saw Kate Micucci on Scrubs, I've been a fan of Riki and Kate. So it's been more than a year since I first found out about them. Riki Lindhome even responded to me on my YouTube page once. See? (Just scroll down the page. Also, a Tupac song will start playing. Just warning you if you don't like Pac.) There happen to be quite a few G&O fans at my school, mostly thanks to me. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:05, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

Nice. I've been waiting for someone else who likes them, want to start up a Uncy page? We can work on it off and on and put in a bunch of their vids. Entire sections on their songs/duets can be done, as well as a commentary on that horrendous Jay Leno appearance where they compromised their way back into oblivion. Al 13:38 8 4 mmx

You're needed.

There are quite a few articles our clientele needs us to write and do research for! HELP!! More to the point, I set this up the other day, and it still seems like a good idea to me. Welcome! -- Style  Guide 10:42, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

If I can get any ideas in my head about what to write for this, then I'll do it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:23, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

As I told someone else: you can write almost anything if it goes closer than a mile to any issue that appears there. This is so, since a side in a campaign can use whatever information is handy to further his point. So, while you might not be contributing to either side of a campaign directly, another writer might use parts of your almost-related article as proof that he is right. If your observations about, say, antennas don't suit one side of the argument, they will suit the other. -- Style  Guide 19:35, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

I've Never Voted Tory Before

Ah, the helplessness of satire in the face of reality. I suppose the spoof reasons for voting Tory in my article are nowhere near as funny as the totally implausible ones on the real posters. 132.185.132.13 13:33, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

Oh hai Dexter

I discovered the masterpiece that is The Room about four months ago--I've since seen it about five or six times, both in and outside of theaters. I've introduced it to many of my friends, and they all think it's a riot. I'm still in the phase after seeing it when you quote Room lines excessively. Basically, it's the greatest thing ever, and it's awesome to see a fellow Roomie. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:46, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

Oh hi Guildy. Yeah. I intend to be the one who likes things that no one else thinks anyone else does. Case in point: Al in Chains and I both liking Dennis Kucinich's wife AND Garfunkel & Oates. Or YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans and I both liking Dr. Katz. Or (insert random Uncyclopedian) and I both liking (insert some comedian/comedy-related movie or show).

I'm just cool like that. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:08, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I guess so. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:25, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

<Insert Generic Greeting Here>

I believe this belongs to you, sir:

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Hollywood values --Matfen 01:28, April 13, 2010 (UTC)

Dexter, you're the greatest!

ok man. all of the reasons I listed related to my roommate who acts that way. By the way, I think you are amazing! You're the greatest wizard of all-time. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Stoyns619 (talk • contribs)

I know. I am amazing. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:04, April 14, 2010 (UTC)

Gasp!

I love you too, Dexter.--Sir ~HELPME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 01:33, April 14, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks dexter top man

Cheers for the help – Preceding unsigned comment added by B10 (talk • contribs)

No prob, but you really got to work on leaving messages. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:41, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

rollback script

you were discussing. may I? Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 16:07, Apr 24 2010 UTC

Yeah I think it's this:

 document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="'
 + 'http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=User:Olipro/autotalk.js' 
 + '&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&dontcountme=s"></script>');

 document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="'
 + 'http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=User:Starnestommy/userundo.js' 
 + '&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&dontcountme=s"></script>');

Tell me if it doesn't work. It has been two years since I used it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:24, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

Congratulations!!!

Congrats on having Wizard featured! An achievement. And for joining the Hall of Shame too! Yay all around. Aleister in Chains 3:22 28 4 MMX

Thanks Aleister. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:26, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Dennis Kuchinich's wife

I've put the page on the VFG page, where whoring is encouraged so here I am. Votes for good is a fun exercise, and has some very good pages which have "won" VFG. When my Ghosts article was up it was an honor sharing the main page with your Wizard. It would be fun if Wizard won best for April, and hopefully will be in the top three. And thank you so much again for your vote for writer of the month, heartfelt appreciaton. Thank you. And now, the sun awaits. Al des chain 16:41 3 5 MMX

Michel Hayek

The text you reverted from Lebanon lives on, now in its own page. It's slightly better but mostly unremarkable. Google links refer to the subject as "Lebanon's Nostradamus," but it's not clear whether this article is vanity or self-promotion; nor whether anyone on Uncyclopedia should care. Spıke ¬ 01:02 5-May-10

Dennis Kucinich's wife voted GOOD!!!

Thank you for voting and helping the page make good. If you really want to VFH it, that would be great, and thanks in advance. I never had it reviewed so can't do it myself. Maybe she will see it if it's featured, and come and walk by my side, and I will bring her over to see you. Thanks again, Al sans chains 2:29 7 5 MMX

You nommed it! Thanks. What fun. And if it gets featured I'm going to contact Dennis Kucinich's office in D.C. and in Ohio and alert them to check out the main page. That should be fun too. And that stuff with Wizard, I don't know why it causes such negative feelings--but on the plus side it creates positive feelings as well. Have you ever looked at Wizard's talk page stuff that went on right after it was featured? Nice pics. Al des chain 3:31 8 5 MMX

No problem. I said I loved it several months ago before I'd gotten to know you, and the fact it was given good status just confirmed that it will probably do well on VFH. I imagine it getting at least quasi-featured. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:43, May 8, 2010 (UTC)

And yeah. I don't see why a wizard would even cause drama. It's a joke that is open to an infinite number of interpretations, and damn-near everyone loves it. Whatever. I'm not going to comment on the whole top article thing again since I don't see why it's even an issue. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:52, May 8, 2010 (UTC)

Toothbashes

• they don't have to be UnNewses all of them - but it gives more credibility to the series if the most visible part is UnNews
• so if you write an UnNews article about kid losing his toothbrush, you could follow it up with an article on how his toothbrush actually was not lost at all, and that it never was lost, and how no toothbrushes ever are lost
• then you could write a lengthy mainspace "specialist" article about properties of toothbrushes, and how they actually find their way back home if they ever are lost, and then a third UnNews article linked to that mainspace article
• then there would be a counter-UnNews: toothbrush losses are a huge mystery everywhere on Earth. At least 80% (you could check out some more exact figure on how large the percentage of the poorest poor is in the world) of Earth's population has lost their toothbrushes
• then another UnNews to smudge the reputation of the expert who wrote the previous article
• this series could be written as a collaboration between two writers or more, just like any of the planned serials

-- Style  Guide 06:37, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

That was fun..

But I'll kill you, anyway. Unless you do it again.. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 11:56, May 12, 2010 (UTC)

You do realise that wasn't me, correct? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:09, May 12, 2010 (UTC)

Hollywood Values

It looks really good now, and it's filled out in the sections where it was a bit short on content before. I'd be proud to nominate it unless you've still got a few more ideas up your sleeve. Sorry about that whole voting debacle thingy. It really got out of hand, and I lost sight of the original reasons of why I voted it for feature in the first place. --Matfen 12:19, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

I have a few more things that I could add, but I'm paranoid about the article possibly becoming stagnant if I were to add any more. Also, I already nominated it. You just have to read it (well, you already have done this, so I guess you can skip that part) and vote. Hopefully for. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:21, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

><

Look! I'm editing, Mr. Grumpy McGrumpface.
Love,  

Good. I'm glad, love. Really, I am. Now if you want to write an article, I'm always here to help. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:39, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

You're so cool.

I'm so happy the creator of a wizard did it actually commented on my talk page. I must be the luckiest noob of all-time! PortuguseOttersTryRadios 18:27, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

This has to be the worst cyber-masturbation I have ever seen. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 06:10, Jun 16 2010 UTC

Wizard 2nd best article of the month!

I didn't want to mention this earlier and jinx it. Yay!!!! Al des chains 00:00 16 5 MMX

Dennis's wife

Thank you again for the successful nom, she was on the main page for two days on her own and another two days as the second-lead article. I let all of Dennis Kucinich's offices know about the article, and probably many of his staff members, he himself, and Her saw it. Let some of the Ohio press know, as well as the Ohio Democratic Party. Hee hee. Thanks so much!!! Al sans chains 22:40 15 5 MMX

I was glad to do it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:03, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

A thought, from your request on your nom page. If you would like to record this that could be lots of fun. Please have a go at it and see how it lends itself to a recording. Then we can let Dennis Kucinich's offices know about the recording too! Al des chains 11:35 17 5 MMX

I'd gladly record an audio for this. Just tell me what kind of vocal direction you imagine the narrator taking and I'll take a shot at it. Well, multiple shots. Right now I'm a bit sick, but I think I can still have this done by Saturday. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:19, May 19, 2010 (UTC)

Lol, I'm an idiot.

Thanks for correcting me.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 04:46, May 21 2010 UTC

Thanks

I was going to get around to that, but I had already started on that page, so I just thought, screw it. Thanks!User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:07, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I can move without creating redirects, so ha. I'm better than you. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:08, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

Darwin

Fuckscones, you are correct on that one, I'm going to lay off the drink for a while. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 09:48, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

Yep. But you did catch the stupid picture being added to the one. Perhaps I should pay more attention. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 09:50, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

Rapist, Rapist, Who's Got the Rapist?

Ah, rape. Never a more dutiful profession. I cut three of the creeps out of there, and you were right, too many rapists. The ones that were kept all seem to have a role to play. The only ones who tried to rape me were the priest and the dolphin, brothers in arms. Al des chains 12:35 28 5 MMX

p.s. It took a long time to grab hold of the edit button. That's what The Looker said.

Writer of the month

You deserve it. Four or five of you guys should get this, and will. And the three lined up now will all win it, if not this month, the next, or the next one. If I had my way all three of you would tie this month, save the trouble of going through you one by one, and then Black Flamingo lines up (and Maniac if the fucker ever learned to edit his stuff well). I really don't like voting when all the good guys are on at the same time. Al des chains 23:54 1 6 MMX

Stuff

I'm taking your word for it Dex, and hope you can keep stuff from occurring. You're an important person here, and if anything is amiss maybe you can get cut it down next time. It's not like UOTM is important or anything. Well, hopefully everyone who voted in those five minutes carefully studied both candidate's edits, contributions, and significant accomplishments, and made a choice based on those aspects of the overall record. It's just that I never saw anything like that before at uncy. Al sans chains 3:16 2 6 MMX

I nommed her last month. That's my basis for supporting her this round. --EMC ^[TALK] 03:18 Jun 2 2010

Furthermore, YOU NOW KNOW THE POWER OF THE CABAL. --EMC ^[TALK] 03:21 Jun 2 2010

There is no cabal. But there is cable. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:24, June 2, 2010 (UTC)

Did I say cabal? --EMC ^[TALK] 03:27 Jun 2 2010

I'm not talking about you EMC. I know that you know the candidates and their records well. And this power thing that UnSkype is into, that's the kind of stuff on a major level that got Ptok in trouble on a more minor vote load. This may be a good time to have a discussion of how Skype will be used in votes such as UOTM, which is very important to this site. Al des chains 3:27 2 6 MMX

Are you out of your fucking mind? Just wondering. First of all, voting on this site isn't taken as seriously as you'd like to to be. It has never been that way, and it will never be that way. Secondly, yes, sometimes groups of users get together to do something in unison. While this is not one of those times, it may as well have been. Cliques form, groups vote, shit happens. Get the stick out of your ass and deal with it. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 03:30 Jun 02, 2010

By the way, who the balls is Ptok? Somebody from Star Trek? Never heard of him. Also, nothing personal, I just hate people whining about votes. People who think voting is something sacred on this website should go get bent. No offense. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 03:32 Jun 02, 2010

No offense taken. The stick in my ass is made of velvet and wool. I just feel that UOTM is more important than what you're making it out to be here. Al des chains 3:34 2 6 MMX

Alright, we can discuss it then. I'll put it out plainly: UnSkype's members often discuss matters on the site, which usually results in some form of consensus or a better understanding of the issues, but there's no collective voting or agenda; there is no "everyone go vote X position on this issue". We often come to agreement over issues and show support for some of them, and use it as a means to more immediately collaborate, but we don't wield any power which trumps the site's community consensus and don't lay claim to things in the name of "UnSkype". The cabal bit is a joke, because unlike a cabal, everyone is welcome to join us and see how UnSkype functions. --EMC ^[TALK] 03:36 Jun 2 2010

Listen, none of the ones who showed up are in UnSkype. The only things that have been done over Skype are the changes in design on VFD (me and Oli) and a collab between emc and I (which will never get finished). The rest is just us kidding. Also, FU Skully. Fucking edit conflicting me... Oh, and Skully now hears everything in my voice. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:37, June 2, 2010 (UTC)

Alright, if I mispoke, Dex, then my fault. If the group on UOTM wasn't a Skype thing, it seemed either organized from somewhere or was very very coincidental, which is possible. Al des chains 3:58 2 6 MMX

You haven't misspoken. That was honestly coincidental. And Ethine is afraid you are upset with her. Can you get on Skype to make her happy? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:10, June 2, 2010 (UTC)

I don't use Skype. Tell Ethine that I'm not upset at all, with anyone. Just doing my thing with uncy, which I've grown to love I guess. But I do think the thing at UOTM will be questioned by others besides me, I'm just the canary in the mine shaft on some things. The canary who peeps loud before falling over and dying in the dust. My next stop, more editing and writing. Thanks for letting me fall over and die in the dust on your talk page. Al sans chains 4:25 2 6 MMX

I'm going to assume

That using my real name was an oversight. I'm quite keen on letting people I chose to connect with me outside Uncyclopedia, and not being "outed" by someone else. You do that again and you will get a month's ban - this time with no one unbanning you. I'm seriously pissed off with the liberties you're taking here. ~ 07:19, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

Oops. :P MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:21, June 3, 2010 (UTC) No. Not the right response.

(several hours later, now that I've had a bit of rest) I'd like to mention that you're out-of-line by threatening to ban me. You put your name out there in the public. It's not even as though your full name was stated. It was just your first name. You being pissed that I called you that would be the equivalent of emc or myself being pissed off if a Facebook fan were to send either of us something in the mail now that we've put our addresses out there for all to see. What the appropriate response for you would have simply been, "Hey Dex, can you be careful to not accidentally call me by my actual name? I kinda respect my privacy. Okay, thanks! :D", which would have resulted in me responding by saying, "Oops! Yeah, sorry about that Mordillo! I'll be careful! :P" You seriously just overstepped your powers, even as a 'crat, by threatening to ban me for that. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:52, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

This is quite different from the apologetic email you've sent me. You might want to decide weather you're apologizing or not? As for the privacy issue, I never posted my public name or address here, facebook is not Uncyclopedia and I think you need to start being careful with defining my borders. If you do not respect other people, you shouldn't expect any in return. ~ 19:26, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

OK, let's both step back from this. Let me know when do you IRC, we'll talk it over. ~ 21:02, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

Happy Birthday!

I shall be hitting the town of preston tonight, and co-mingling with the chavs. Translated to American, that means I will be out clubbing. And what about you, mr.18? (BTW, i'm off to work now, so won't be able to reply till tomorrow , so have a good one, whatever you do!) --Matfen 11:56, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

Ha. Happy birthday to you, too! :D I actually intended to do housework and yardwork most of the day (and maybe write something on Uncyc if I get inspired). MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:04, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

--EMC ^[TALK] 21:49 Jun 3 2010

What he said. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:55, 3 June 2010

Narration

Our conversation is now at User:SPIKE/UnNews (or click on the epaulette). The first result is Media:The Rescuers.mp3. Again, there needs to be a category, and use of {{Listen}} needs to enroll the page into that category, so there is some enumeration of what narrations exist. Spıke ¬ 13:40 3-Jun-10

Yeah, the {{Listen}} should feed all articles into Category:Spoken articles and would, but the damn thing has a cascade block on it... I'll get that fixed. Also, great audio. I love it. 2 more and you're the ANOTM. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:48, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

Number 2 is Media:African American.mp3. Spıke ¬ 23:20 11-Jun-10

And number 3 is Media:Vulcan.mp3 Spıke ¬ 02:13 12-Jun-10

Good pick

On illustrations. I thought the Soviet Space Program chops were far and away the best, and original. Looking at the entrants I just assumed it would win easily. You got it right, imnho. Al sans chains 12:00 6 6 MMX

No, I believe Monika had the best chops, but Nonchalant's writing blew everyone else away. His chops could use some work. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:09, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Retarded looking header...

My header is way more retarded looking. Love,  

I think I Win

I was going to not even close my div, but I thought that would be too far. -- enormous Ape (vegetate) (Riot Porn) 23:56, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

no, THIS is RETARDED

Suck on that biatch -- enormous Ape (vegetate) (Riot Porn) 00:12, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

You win. Bitch. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:21, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

Ping!

I pinged you.  

Quit bothering me. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:52, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

Narration bis

M'lord, I have returned from my Quest. Spıke ¬ 01:05 13-Jun-10

I gotta listen to the last one later (Watching DBZ right now :P), but your first two are great. I see ANOTM in your future. Future, of course being July 1st. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:14, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you for the nomination! Now--you're a Pop Picker--How does "Natalie Merchant" pronounce her last name? I gotta do an UnNews Audio. Spıke ¬ 16:14 17-Jun-10

"mər-chənt" Pretty sure it's a "chihnt" sound for the second syllable rather than a "chant" sound; soft ch sound (like cheese), not a hard ch (like archive). This is just going by the one song I know by her that goes "nah, nah, nah neh nuh" or something. And of course "Mer" is "mir." MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:39, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Also, "Pop Picker"?! What the fuck does that mean?! Have you not seen my YouTube and Last.fm pages? I hardly see how any of that is "pop." You're a faggot. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:02, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you for some of the above. It's recorded. Spıke ¬ 17:52 17-Jun-10

Hollywood values

Hey. You're aware of the re-launch of USP that I'm working on. What are your feelings towards this being used off-site as part of that? Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 03:16, Jun 16 2010 UTC

Well, I do like to make myself believe that planet Earth turns slowly. It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep. Also, as long as I'm credited then you're golden. If not, I'll just send you a cease-and-desist letter. And remember, if you run out of shit for the USP or need someone else to take care of it for a week or two, I'm here and have a constant stream of bullshit. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:09, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

Okay... I have no idea what you're talking about, so I'll assume that was a yes. By the way, in case nobody has told you today, you have very attractive knees. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 05:47, Jun 16 2010 UTC

(That song is about robot domination. $23870$)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  16 Jun 2010 ~ 05:51 (UTC)'

Well spotted!

Thanks. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:31, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I only saw it cause I originally intended to vandalise it. Now, I'll have to do that at a later date. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:34, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

So are you

The head of CW this time? If, then.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  19 Jun 2010 ~ 00:16 (UTC)

Yeah. Him and I worked out scheduling for CW for after the PLS and stuff. --EMC ^[TALK] 00:20 Jun 19 2010

Nice.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  19 Jun 2010 ~ 01:07 (UTC)

The answer is always yes unless I have some horrible incident that affects my health so much that I'm unable to even use the computer. I kinda think Conservation Week is the MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:35, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

Archive my talk

Archive User talk:M1n1luv:

Starting: Whenever it gets created

Freq: Every day

Sections to keep: 4

Format: Sequential numbering – Preceding unsigned comment added by M1n1luv (talk • contribs)

Fuck you. Do it yourself. You have got to be kidding me. Elaborate trolls like yourself are still idiots. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:06, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

Your medications seem to be off

Thanks for voting to feature my meta-vanity article, HowTo:Be Reverend Zim ulator. And yes, it's true, I am the new Walter Cronkite. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 19:51, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, I only recently started taking my meds again. And if I get that interview with Glenn Beck, you're definitely getting mention, Mr. New-and-improved Walter Conkite Rev. Zim. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:02, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

Cool! Hope they help you as much as they make me even more bat fuck insane! If you liked that stupid article, you might be slightly amused by this. I just stumbled on it, and have forgotten I'd written it. Cheers and thanks! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:14, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

As you no doubt know by now, the vote to feature HowTo:Be Reverend Zim_ulator was an epic fail... or was it? In fact, I can keep the "Not Featured" thing on my user page. This is great because I've grown very attached to it. Thanks for you thumbs up. Knowing it made two other Uncyc users laugh is huge; knowing 8 users bothered to read and cared enough to have an opinion and vote reinforces my submission to the hive-mind. This is good. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:26, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

You

along with certain other Uncyclopedians I'm not going to mention, behind a certain incident, are beginning to test my patience. Severely. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:47 Jun 24, 2010

Lulwut? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:48, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

Bio pls kthxbai

So, I have a new plan for the Signpost: I'm gonna randomly accost people and ask them to write a bio for someone else. And I may threaten to ban them if they don't - I haven't decided on that bit yet. What do you think, awesome idea or what? Also, will you write a bio of Ethine for this week's Signpost? --UU - natter 10:45, Jun 28

Lulz. Hellz yeah. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:57, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

Nice one Dex, that's perfect thanks. Now, as the writer of this week's, you get to suggest who should be bio'd next week. I'll then pick the writer, and go threaten them. So, who gets the treatment? --UU - natter 15:58, Jun 28

Um... have we written about Shandon yet? Or Ape? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:06, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

Shandon no, Ape yes. So Shandon it is. Bugger, better see if I can get one of the older hands to help out with that. Hmm... --UU - natter 16:15, Jun 28

I'm not suggesting anyone in particular, but some faggots could write about him. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:18, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

Oh I could tell you some things about Shandon.....but then I'd have to kill you. All. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Sorry, was that you volunteering to write Shandon's bio for next week's Signpost? --UU - natter 09:16, Jun 29

Hmm...

You won't be rid off me that soon | CartoonistHenning 17:33, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

I, on the other hand, will. Come back again, get banned again. I don't really give two fucks about the Wikia thing one way or the other, but I do take a very dim view of ban evasion. So ner. --UU - natter 19:44, Jun 28

I really don't see why he is banned. I mean, he is just too fucking dense to realise that Wikia isn't breaking any copyright law, but he shouldn't be banned for that (says the guy who banned him from the FB group for posting that damn link three times). MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:07, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

I agree....I have no issue with passion, without it this site wouldn't exist and as long as we can be relatively civil to each other, respecting alternative views even if we disagree with them then all is good. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I'm not sure I agree with the ban myself, but I don't agree with trying to get around it in that manner, hence the ban this time. Using one of the more regular channels (IRC, email etc) to get unblocked, fine. Blatant ban evasion? Do. Not. Like. --UU - natter 09:15, Jun 29

Fantasy Football

Would you be interested? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:40, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

Can you do me a favor?

Annnnnnnnnnd move Conservation week a week? It's going to get in the way of UnSurvivor 4. And sure I could probably move UnSurvivor, but I'll be quite occupied after the 13th. And well the World Cup theme of it will totally be meaningless since the World Cup will be over.

Yeeeep. So if you got any questions you know where to find me. Yeeeeeeeep. -

kingkitty ~Fuck you~

I'll put this bluntly: Conservation "Week" was decided over two months ago. That means it ain't moving, babe. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:30, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Hey

Um, where did you move my page? Cuz I'm confused. User:Mrthejazz/sig 13:50, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

I moved it from the incorrect UnNews:Apple unveils new ipad mini to UnNews:Apple unveils new iPad Mini. Note the capitalization, ya fag. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:01, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Ah thanks a lot, homo! User:Mrthejazz/sig 14:37, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

No problem, you homogay. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:47, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Con Week

Rules. I'm new at this. Can we work on new pages or is this two weeks of solely working on articles on mainspace? How about working on pages on our user space? It's so fucking confusing man. My meds wear off in about a minute and I need Rules! Order! Damnit, I'm feeling the burn, man. Aleister 14:09 30 6 MMX

You can rewrite any page, even if it was just created by a dumbass. You can work on pages in your userspace, but it must be moved over to the mainspace or I won't count it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:44, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

What kind of hammer? Lordarcadian 20:15, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

Sledge. But you definitely won, Lord Arc. Really just deciding if I should count some of the ones done by others. All yours count, though. Also, congrats. You tied the 7-rewrite record. You, Mrmonkey72, and myself are the only people to do that many (I think). I'll update the page and give you the award template in a couple of hours. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:37, July 23, 2010 (UTC)

Congrats!!!

WOTM! The keys to the Kingdom are yours! Nice, and it's also nice it was a tie, you and Matfen enter as a great pair of winners. Al 00:09 1 7 MMX

Way to go...on WOTM!

I wish I could have voted twice. I totally forgot about the redirect page Israel (drug). It is no longer relevant to its redirect. Can this page Israel (drug) be deleted? Or should it just be redirected to Israel? Respectful cheers!--Funnybony    16:49, Jul 1

Eh, I'll just redirect it and add it to my things to write about. And thanks. I'm glad Matfen and I tied. Makes things so much easier. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:06, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

AIYO

[01:44:10] Carl (Dex) begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting: "Dexter111344 is awesome! —talk 00:47, July 9, 2010 (UTC)" < Post it anywhere.

<3 from me —talk 00:47, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

:D Fag is the best fag! /me hugs. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:57, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

'Ello matey

I didn't realise your absence had been due to illness - I assumed you were a student or something and had been away at college. Hope you feel better soon and your current illness isn't going to result in another hospital stay. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 09:20, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I've been back around since late March or early April. But yeah, I only disappear due to illness. Schooling and the like has always been easy to juggle. I actually just graduated from high school in late May. How old did you think I was? But right now my head hurts and my stomach aches outright horribly. And I've been pretty depressed recently, too. I think after UN:CW is over I may take a break from the site and related projects till I'm feeling better... Which means I'll end up missing the next VFS... Fuck it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 09:32, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

You could ask someone to email you when VFS comes around.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 09:40, July 10 2010 UTC

As far as VFS is concerned, I only mentioned it because I feel like I would have been made an admin by now but have been absent whenever it finally comes around. Same asinine reasoning I use to make myself feel better about not having been so much as nominated UotY last time around, I guess. And if I'm coming off as a conceited ass, well, too bad. I feel like shit and want something to make me feel better, even if it is just me lying to myself to feel less useless. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 09:51, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

Re:QVFD

Thanks for the pointer :) Ajraddatz _Talk 03:28, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

Re: I'm here to criticise so bear with me

Sorry! Gah, I'll just never completely figure out the bureaucracy here. Recent Changes, VFD, QVFD, FFS, BP, Transocean (wait, no, that's not right), and now IRC?! GAH! Now, if that info were on UN:AA, I could have known ... any chance of putting that in case some utter nincompoop like me doesn't remember to consult UN:CHAT?

Oh, and thanks. Very apt word choice considering the type of vandalism. Sir MacMania GUN—[02:10 20 Jul 2010]

Oh, I see, it's the Chatroom link on the sidebar. GAHHH! I think I just ripped my scalp off. Sir MacMania GUN—[02:15 20 Jul 2010]

No biggie. IRC is dead half of the time, so I will whore UnSkype now. Flammable, Jocke Pirat, and Olipro (Unless his ass was asleep...) were on UN:Skype (along with me and emc). You should download Skype and talk to me. I'm very lonely. And I'll have somebody add that to UN:AA. Good idea... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:17, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

Huh, two real-time channels I could have used. I feel enlightened and idiotic at the same time. Especially since I just moved to a new computer and haven't gotten around to getting Skype on it. GAH! I think I just displaced my spinal cord and paralysed myself. Better move along before I rip myself inside out from self-loathing. Sorry again, thanks for the tips, and I'll definitely keep those channels in mind in the future! Later— Sir MacMania GUN—[02:24 20 Jul 2010]

Thanks

I want to thank you for voting for on my article Dear Mr. Hornet.--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 18:33, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

And thanks for taking the conservation tags off the articles I stuck them on, forgot all about removing them. I did work on most of them to some extent, although I had planned to do more, so it came to some good in my case. Nice work overall with the conservation weeks event. Aleister 12:40 24 7

Thanks

I'm so glad that my contributing was not deleted like on wikipedia. Thats cos UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE BEST!

Amillicream

Plz Dun Consider Banning Me!

You're considering banning me (on FB Uncyc)? How could you?

Plz reply with instructions on how to not near ban status. – Preceding unsigned comment added by EliqueStudios (talk • contribs)

Don't be stupid and emc won't make bogus claims that I threatened to ban you. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:24, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

Bush

can you check out dis page: Kevin Barrett

tell me if it any gud --Amillicream 23:40, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

How do I make a new page?

– Preceding unsigned comment added by 192,168,255,1 (talk • contribs)

Okay, here are three methods of how to create a new page:

1. Use this.
2. Just try to hyperlink by putting [[ ]] around it and click on that to get to the article you want to create, such as Why?:Dexter111344 is such a great advise giver and not at all conceded in the least?
3. Or you can type the title in the search box and if the article doesn't exist yet, there should be a red link at the top. When you click that link, you should end up editing your new article.

I recommend you start it under your userpage, like User:192,168,255,1/Page, then move it to mainspace when it's done. That way certain users without a sense of humour won't try to have it deleted. There is more editing advise in the links I gave you the other day. Talk to you later! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:36, July 27, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. I think I've got it now. And I think you meant to say Why?:Dexter111344 is such a great advice giver and not at all conceited in the least? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 192.168.255.1 (talk • contribs) 22:08, July 27, 2010 (UTC)

Enjoy

...your break.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Two great users taking breaks mere hours apart for similar reasons. I know I've said this already somewhere else before, but ugh. Oh well, hope this place does look better to you by August's end. Sir MacMania GUN—[15:01 28 Jul 2010]

who's the other one, i wish to laugh at them. --nachlader 02:19, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

HELPME? Sir MacMania GUN—[02:27 29 Jul 2010]

done --nachlader 02:32, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

also macmania, i TOO have left 4eva, my userpage says this. PLEASE LEAVE ME A MESSAGE SAYING YOU REOCNGISE THIS AS A BIIIIIIIIIIIIG NEWS --nachlader 02:34, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

wow even YOU'RE a moody son of a bitch. I SURE HOPE YOU HAVEN'T WRITTEN HORRIBLE POETRY ON BEHEST OF YOUR THERAPIST. --nachlader 02:16, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

Nachlader likes men. That is all. --EMC ^[TALK] 14:21 Jul 29 2010

Hi there!

Electro chinchilla guy or whatever his name is said that I should go to you to be my mentor. He said you like anal but I hope he was joking. 05:22, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

Anal tends to be messy so I make sure the bitch has used an enema before I ever do anal. Do you like oral? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:29, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, but I'm failing to see how this is going to teach me how to edit uncyclopedia. 05:32, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

Okay, if you like oral, then this guy is the one who you are looking to adopt you. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:34, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

Might I suggest

...that when you offer to repeat comments made in private to people on IRC you first make sure that the person you are about to quote isn't still in the channel under a different name. Thanks. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

What? When? Why would it matter? And I'm banned from IRC in case you haven't noticed... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 09:19, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

And I don't see why it would matter as I'm not likely to be here for much longer anyway from what I can discern. Plus I feel as though it shouldn't matter sense this whole business should be open for the rest of the site to see and decide upon. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 09:24, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

That may very well be the case, but that isn't how it appeared to be worded. If that was your intention then I must be the first to congratulate you on taking such positive action. Why are you not likely to be here for much longer? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Honestly I feel as though I'm going to be perma-banned soon or be forced with making the decision between staying here without any change in the way things are handle or having to leave. I really don't want to do the latter but I can't keep editing on a site where I feel the administration is unfair and one-sided. ?pedia seems to really want me there more, anyway. But while I have your attention, can you please delete this? It seems to have gone unnoticed in the commotion the other day though I put it on QVFD. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here

I hope you don't leave Dexter as I thought you handled the photographer copyright issue very well, considering how emotions started to run dangerously high. The entire site owes you a vote of thanks for that. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:49, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

Drama!

Exciting, isn't it? Now would be a good time to stop thinking emotionally and start acting rationally though. You're too valuable to start throwing tantrums, picking up your bat and ball and going home. So be the intelligent, spectacular individual that I know you are, rise above the pettiness, and come back here and be brilliant. Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 00:10, Jul 31 2010 UTC

Yeah, what he said. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:30, 31 July 2010

Yeah, what he said, which was "Yeah, what he said", referring to what he said. But seriously, what he said. Sir MacMania GUN—[00:36 31 Jul 2010]

I'm stepping in and giving you a topic from my sandbox

Eye contact flu

Get writing. And if we missed out on anybody else, have them write on my talkpage and I'll give them a topic too. User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:05, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

Bitch, I was joking. I'm writing about Vikings right now. Not for that contest, but for myself. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:06, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

Get writing. Bitch. Vikings are lame. Do my topic. And when you're finished with that, bow down and........just stay like that for a few minutes. Mmmmmmmmmm.... User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:08, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

It is interesting... I just may... Then again, I came back here to help Oli and Ape work on the UnNews Beta they've been working on... How did I get to writing new shit? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:11, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

viking moves us all... moves us all.  ~  Happytimes Judgment is  HERE!   (talk)  ~  ~  03 Aug 2010 ~ 02:12 (UTC)

Dex's things to do: Get blowjob tonight, finish that thing with the UnNews, write scripts for the cartoon, and fix Happytimes sig. So many things... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:18, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

(Sig is just for the contest... and now that's it's started I'll be sure to revert in within the next 24 hours.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  03 Aug 2010 ~ 02:23 (UTC)

Doesn't mean I won't still give you a new one entirely. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:25, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

(I feel like I've just been vikinged!)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  03 Aug 2010 ~ 02:28 (UTC)

Fun with aggressive-passive-aggressive edit comments

• (cur) (prev) 00:00, August 3, 2010 Dexter111344 (Talk | contribs | block) (8,926 bytes) (Why do some people edit here if they never write? Honestly, I know from personal experience that just categorizing isn't fun. Some people should try writing some. They may surprise themselves...) (undo)
• (cur) (prev) 23:36, August 2, 2010 Dexter111344 (Talk | contribs | block) (6,931 bytes) (Someone really will have to remind me to question the competence of the active admins if we start serious talks of de-opping people soon, rather than just de-opping inactive ones...) (undo)
• (cur) (prev) 23:04, August 2, 2010 Dexter111344 (Talk | contribs | block) (5,323 bytes) (Removing two red links, thinking how an admin would tag an article that's edit summary said "Start" as "short." Sad...) (undo)
• (cur) (prev) 22:59, August 2, 2010 Dexter111344 (Talk | contribs | block) (5,331 bytes) (Thanks for removing that ugly and improperly place ICU, HELPME, but this isn't for that contest, either. And some people need to learn how to ICU.)

Seriously, dex? Do you want another angry flamewar? --Flammable 07:06, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

Talked with Dex. He wants to communicate with people, but not cause drama. Good intentions (I hope), poor choice. I've offered to serve as a liaison in these situations. --Flammable 07:19, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

Retort: dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks.

Also, the Romania thing was funny as hell. Thanks, Dexter! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:44, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

Yo can yall shizzle read dis

i was jus' poppin in 2 see if i coud get a fava, can yall read dis artical and telz mez if itz any gud? srry fo dis fo shizzle jus' tryna see if i can getta fava for the fo shizzle: Kevin Barrett

yo tell me if ya like it or what can be m'proved?

--Amillicream 01:10, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

Same goes for you

Play nice or playtime is over. If you have issues fine, and by all means feel free to discuss them with me, stirring up drama on forums and talk pages is only going to lead to one result, regardless of any perceived injustice you may or anyone else may feel. I've just left the same message on Andorin's talk page, either everyone calms the fuck down and starts acting like grown ups or lenghty bans will be dished out. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Already talked about it Flam and TKF. You're pretty late to the party, ya know? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:58, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

An hour and a half late....but its always better to make an entrance... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Not really. And it really isn't good to show up already drunk. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:10, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

Vote4This

Vote for HowTo:Kill Yourself In Just 5 Minutes! Here's the link:

Uncyclopedia:VFH

DO IT NOW! Reply.

--AchmedTheDeadTerrorist 13:20, August 20, 2010 (UTC)User:AchmedTheDeadTerrorist

No you. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:53, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

I'm Sick

Wish me well or else I will murder you in your sleep. --Amillicream 23:39, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

That's sucks. Sorry you're sick. By the way, I'm immortal. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:53, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

Ah then I guess I can't murder you. I'm better now. By the way, how do you sign your name like that color text?--Amillicream 23:13, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

Check this and this for info on making a sig. Some people (like this guy and that guy) have sigs that actually took a bit of work to make, while mine is just using different font colours and other really simple stuff. Just look at them. I'd ask those guys for advice on making a sig rather than me. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:36, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

I got my signature! I'm a pro! ---- Mr. Dogshit 18:00, August 26, 2010 (UTC)

i was making a constructive edit

dawg y u a h8r - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 06:44, Sunday 22 August 2010 -

Cause I can be, bitch. Suck on that, fgt. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:53, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

Jewstar

Hee hee. Good addition to our symbol pages. Please add it to the See also at my Star of David page. Aleister 14:29 24 8

Fuck you. Do you not know how to copy and paste it, you bitch? I'm not your fucking slave. Also, I just did, douche. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:35, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

My laptap is fucked up, and the computer I'm using has a mouse that collapses each page I try to copy anything to, even just adding a category by clicking on it. But I would have just put one of the stars in as a link to your page, I like what you did with it. So all works out in ze end. Aleister 14:38 24 8

Asking...

Can I edit this page: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Gaystation

Because I will add a one game on the gaygames list – Preceding unsigned comment added by Psxv113 (talk • contribs)

Well, that page was semi-protected by this admin, which means your account will have to be at least four days old and you must have made at least 10 edits before you can edit that page. Leave a message on that admin's page and ask if he will unprotect it for you. I can't as I'm not an admin. Also, remember to sign all your messages (on discussion/talk pages only, not on actual articles) with ~~~~ (four tildes). MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:54, August 27, 2010 (UTC)

done and done... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Thanks ~~~~ Psxv113

Thanks YOU for your vote on beige.

Here's an audio. Now bow down and kiss the tip of Ben Stein's penis. User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:39, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Wilma

lol Aleister 12:11 1 9

Yeah, I couldn't help myself. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:12, September 1, 2010 (UTC)

New Account

Hey Dexter, this is my new account (I am Mr. Dogshit, Amillicream). --Deliciously Whipped~(Kremé) 21:17, September 1, 2010 (UTC)

Vandal, handle

Thanks for your diligent vandal hunt. This 92 IP guy seems to be one of those with a roving IP account. He may be the same one who did the Nigger stuff a couple of weeks ago, and the number 92 pops up alot in periodic vandalisms and trolls. Thanks again, Aleister 11:36 4 9

What? I'm eating leftover Burger King. It's moderately good. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:42, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

Template for links to articles with narration?

I created a template for an article that has a narration, such as Dianalysis ( listen), now used in the list of articles on my user page. Before I give it a respectable name, do you know of anything already in the Template: space that does the job? (Gert5 created {{InlineMedia}}, but it's specific to UnNews Audios.) Spıke ¬ 22:55 7-Sep-10

Not that I've come acrosss, so good job. I'm headed out for a bit. Be back later. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:03, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks; now installed at {{LinkNarrated}}. Spıke ¬ 23:19 7-Sep-10

This article

what do you think of this article? Improve it? Its good? Its bad? Its bad-as-fuck-wikipedian-sporked-trash? Tell me what you think. --Deliciously Whipped~(Kremé) 19:58, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks!

Dexter, thank you for your uotm nom, that was unexpected. And appreciated. Feels good to feel good, as my favorite whore always says. And she's right! Thanks again. Aleister 15:43 10 9

GEE-OTTO

Thanks for defending Niggers--but your template to GEE-OTTO was unsigned. Spıke ¬ 20:57 8-Sep-10

I never sign the {{Oh Dear}}. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:00, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

Dexter why don't you ever see me messagé? --Deliciously Whipped~(Kremé) 04:12, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, it's because I'm busy conceiving a way to become either the most hated man in history or the man who dickishly brings peace to the Muslim world. Saturday will be the test... I'll review your article later, but I will say that I really like the concept. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:47, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

Ah okay I thought maybe something with my computer was wrong. --Deliciously Whipped~(Kremé) 14:58, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

The forum has been protected

Just to let you know I've never signed up with Wikia & the only item selected at all was the, "Let the admins override my skin choice." I think I've signed up for 1 or 2 other related wiki-type sites but only long after I'd been a member here.

And this concludes your useless trivia message for today. Cheers.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  12 Sep 2010 ~ 07:12 (UTC)

We got a douche.

~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 23:56, September 12, 2010 (UTC)

Lulz. You haven't seen this guy yet? He's usually a pretty funny troll, but he's been boring tonight (except putting the crybaby picture there). Ignore him if you can't take it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:01, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

Nah, ignoring is no fun. I just love fucking with these cunts. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 00:03, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

you win Epic Fail, trying to troll trolls is like trying to drown a fish --92.10.221.39 00:04, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

"fuck monaco" discussion

RE: http:/en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Forum:Why_is_uncyclopedia_so_damn_special%3F:_Mandantory_skin_does_not_effect_this_site

Dexter, can you direct me to the "fuck monaco" discussion of the past? Thanks a bijillion gajillion.Ernieandburt 01:17, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

I love you.

That is all. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100918 - 22:17 (UTC)

I got no love for hoes. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:24, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

Good. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100918 - 22:39 (UTC)

private message

You're online now, why not just skype me now? I may not be able to go online tomorrow. User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:56, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

D-D-D-DANCE!

Here's your dance:

Dancing dude

Thank you

For nomming and voting my duck article! I'm too lazy to make a template! User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:23, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

I'm shitting on your talk page!

pbbbbbt. User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:02, October 10, 2010 (UTC)

Laughing Man

So your facebook profile picture is pretty funny. Why I'm not telling you this on facebook, I don't know. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:58, October 14, 2010 (UTC)

Noises

/heard some rustling in here. looks in, sees empty room, puts out cookies and beer in case something returns Aleister 13:08 23 11

Meh. Almost. It's too early in the morning, North Korea threw a curve-ball at me, and I'm out of pills. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:12, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

Nice UnNews. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:43, 24 November 2010

Inappropriate touching

/coz I can... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Anus

Good segue--I tightened it up a bit. Now, in Section 3, "whereas Anus's cult had centred in Lower Egypt" is crying out for a butthole double-entendre rewording. Spıke ¬ 11:45 31-Dec-10