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InB4 You!!! Spıke ¬ 03:16 1-Jan-11

LateNewYearsRape Aleister 3:27 NewYearsDay II01I

You proud? I'm not. My son failed me as a father. He's not too bad as a son, though. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:30, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Which son? 1234 ~ 03:33, 1 January 2011

Black hole son. And any more jokes about anal sex and I'll have to call a hooker. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:37, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Know of any hermaphroditic whores? 1234 ~ 03:45, 1 January 2011

No. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:51, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

--Roman Dog Bird 03:49, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Well aren't I the popular dame tonight. I'll probably be in prison in the morning, though. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:51, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Any man who tries to rape dudes is obviously a faggot. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 03:56, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Never has there been truer words spoken. That makes everybody else a liar, including me. It's great that I finally get included in something. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:28, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

I saw that.

Hmph. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 14:27, Jan. 6, 2011

Well it's the only way to prevent the damn template from getting to 5000 entries. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:30, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Whoreshit. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 14:31, Jan. 6, 2011

fear article

Dexter, I LOVE your fear article. It is the funniest thing ive read of 2011 :) Verry verry funny :) Shall I nominate it? --Shabidoo 16:23, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Go for it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:20, January 7, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:Polls indicate Americans are terrified

Please get the personal bias out of paragraphs 2 and 3. Spıke ¬ 17:39 6-Jan-11

Kip, thanks for withdrawing your sardonic reply. I have defended the Barack Obama page against the insertion of cheap shots and anti-Obama propaganda via posters, but the said paragraphs of this UnNews say that: (2) People are scared even though the economic statistics are good, and (3) the other side is scared even though Obama is doing great things on many fronts.

Rebutting those underlying assertions is not for this web site; but they are Obama cheerleading, with the pretense of balance, that is irrelevant to the theme of the story.

As a less important issue, ridiculing the left and the right by turning them into battling caricatures (as I said during the work on Barack Obama) has the humor problem that real people are doing the exact same thing in dead seriousness. Spıke ¬ 18:31 6-Jan-11

In other words, UnNews should be fair and balanced. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 18:38, Jan. 6, 2011

Hardly! But it should be used to amuse, not advocate. Spıke ¬ 18:49 6-Jan-11

Perhaps Dexter should insert some dog shit related humor. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 19:01, Jan. 6, 2011

Yeah, I changed the third paragraph so it included more irrational fears, which should eliminate the "liberal bias", but I feel everything included in the second paragraph is vital so that is going to remain the same. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:20, January 7, 2011 (UTC)

Better. Thanks. Spıke ¬ 02:24 7-Jan-11

What's better? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 08:52, January 8, 2011 (UTC)

New user

I just found this website. I love the Jimbo Wales plea. Love the idea of a satire of Wikipedia. I also think Bush should be tried for war crimes. One of the problems with editing on Wikipedia = getting into an argument with a lawyer for American Enterprise Institute who was happily promulgating massive propaganda with impunity. Of course, Jimbo is a libertarian (a Republican who wants to get laid and smoke dope). Since I am a lawyer, I will have to see what you do to savage our profession.

Cool. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:04, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

I also think Bush should be tried for war crimes. How can I post this to my page? --~ ★Brilliant Moron★ (MouthPiece) 02:14, January 24, 2011 (UTC)

Audio

SPIKE's gonna love this post. Maybe you can do a Dexter-special audio for the testicle news article. ala the how can a nigger get a pee review audio. Maybe both you and SPIKE can do audios, with your own emphasis on the words (SPIKE's would be hilarious if read in the tone he usually reads the pages, an understatement. I'll write him too). Congrats on the great feature. Aleister 14:29 12 1 '11

Oh thanks. I'll think about it. My throat is so sore I can't even speak, so it'll have to wait till tomorrow. But um, while I have your attention, mind giving New York hobos a read? It's unmitigated shit. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:36, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, you've got to watch it when you take in the big dicks, they can really rip up the muscles down there. I hope the voice improves. You caught me just as I'm going to log-off, so I'll look at the page first thing next time I'm on. For the throat, you can gargle with the hair of the dog, but then you'd have to blow the dog too. Aleister 14:44 12 1 '11

Proof Spike does UnNews Audios better than me. I sound like shit. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:30, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

Whoo, hobos reads really well, and I'll give it a second read later. First thing I thought of, just a personal bias, is maybe put the first pic at the top and enlarge it (such cute poor children, I want to give them a dime and see them fight over it), and drop the wikipedia thing real low (another bias). Haven't listened to the audio, but you said you should wait a day anyway. Maybe overnight you'll get in the mood to tear it up tomorrow. Did you use sound effects? I'll listen now. Aleister 17:40 12 1 '11

Thank you for the compliment, Dexter, and I welcome your vote for the Emmanuel Rosenthal before you change your mind. The tables and headers are updated, What am I, your mother? Spıke ¬ 17:46 12-Jan-11

Damn. Several comments. I realize, after hearing it read, that it's written really well. Not a bad article at all. Your reading had some good spots, and near the end you were getting into it. Only criticism, and this is how my mind's ear would have heard it, is that you aren't anxious enough at the start but too matter-of-fact, my God man, your BALL is FALLING OFF! And you want to tell someone about it! Aside from that, good job, and if you perfect it this may eventually rate there with the what's a nigger got to do audio. SPIKE will be kicking himself that he didn't record it when it's in the top ten of 2011. Hee hee! (SPIKE, you made the fuss, which is what I've observed usually propels a page to in-joke status) Aleister 17:52 12 1 '11

All I'm reading is "Great Scott! Dex, you're a sexy man beast who can't be tamed!" MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:25, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

Somehow, the southern accent helped that one. I was next to the furnace and didn't listen closely, but any hoarseness is understandable if your ball has just fallen off. But buy a real microphone and a phono-jack adapter. Or, if that audio was not done with a laptop's built-in microphone, then no matter how bad you feel, don't record from inside the toilet bowl. Cheers! Spıke ¬ 14:10 13-Jan-11

Hey lonely

Hey Dexter. We've never really spoke, but I've always thought you were, like, really funny and shit. Would you like to contribue to this at all? We need a little more and I've already been to a few other writers about it. Give it a look if you have time. --Black Flamingo 22:52, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, I'll add to it later. I'm reading right now. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:54, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

I've never spoken to Black Flamingo either. Good choice actually. Hey, horrible news. Our four-day duo feature has been ended, and mine will only have one more day on the main page. It was a good five-day run for both of us. But the bastards finally voted for another feature and cut ours like a fresh chicken. Clocktuckers. Aleister 00:06 23-1-'11

dude

read this --Roman Dog Bird 20:05, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

"Is it better to be dead than to endure an empty cosmos, bereft of even one to worship us, even one to share his Saiyajin balls?" Disturbing, but I could easily see this becoming a new 4chan meme... Also, Piccolo should walk up to Vegeta right at the end and say, "The balls are inert." Just Saiyan. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:34, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

Congratulations

On your recent award....you've always been my Useless Gobshite of the Year... ;) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Forum:Just what the fuck

Mordillo reverted and scolded me for trying to give this Forum a name that reflects its contents, and I guess that's the wise way to avoid drama. However, having just replied in it, I sure wish you would give it such a name. Spıke ¬ 01:58 3-Feb-11

Enjoy. Now get me a cold Coke from the fridge. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:08, February 3, 2011 (UTC)

Sir, would you like an oil can of Labatt's? Spıke ¬ 02:09 3-Feb-11

/me grabs machete from Egyptian protester. What was that, sonny? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:12, February 3, 2011 (UTC)

Yikes! never bring a can opener to a machete-fight Spıke ¬ 02:32 3-Feb-11

UnNews:Anderson Cooper wanted in Egypt

Must you include that final sentence? It's sort of a "Hi, here's how I'm doing" bit of cheerleading that doesn't look like a news article--and the previous paragraph is a fine ending to the story. Spıke ¬ 23:39 3-Feb-11

Yes it is necessary, especially since it parodies how Anderson Cooper ends a report where he was unable to get a reply from an opposing party in a news piece. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:26, February 4, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, a nuance? Separately, on the issue of Ministry of Interior, I'd be surprised if it had an official name in English, so I just wanted it to read like English. But your solution is fine. Spıke ¬ 01:21 5-Feb-11

Congrats

Congrats, Snuglebunny, on your award :-)

Thanks honey. Wanna fuck again?? I've missed you. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:35, February 4, 2011 (UTC)

You bet! Who could resist. With a name like Snuglebunny it's pretty much a sure thing that he'll ask to be the catcher every time Rhemus the retarted midget 02:43, February 4, 2011 (UTC)

Why does everything have to stay exactly the same?! Why can't I just write what I want to write? I want my own encyclopedia where I and only I can write whatever I want! You could have at least kept the part at the end where it said he was still alive at 102. That was sort of funny. WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO STAY THE SAME?! The trouble with me is I'm too serious for Uncyclopedia, and I'm too unserious for Wikipedia! GIVE MY OWN ENCYCLOPEDIA!!!!!!!!!!! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 71.72.151.150 (talk • contribs)

Well the issue is that you copy-pasted it from Wikipedia. Feel free to readd that he's still alive, though. And if you want your own wiki site, you can request one at any wikifarm (such as Wikia). I know of one that is just a joke wiki which could use with more contributors. Yallow is lonely over there. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:18, February 4, 2011 (UTC)

Why is Wizard being put off until Friday?

The feature que is skipping a day for no apparant reason, and Wizard is being pushed to Friday. Please huff and puff and correct this travesty. Maybe, unless it's alright. Aleister 00:28 10-2

Mordillo doesn't know the date in non-Jew time. I'll hit somebody up to fix it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:35, February 10, 2011 (UTC)

Actually, I won't. It isn't my mistake to rectify, so I say oh well. It'll be on Friday. I prefer Friday anyway. Okay, it's really because no admins are on IRC or showing up on FB and Mordillo and all the British admins are asleep, so I have nobody to complain to in a timely fashion. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:42, February 10, 2011 (UTC)

Ah, you prefer Friday anyway. Then the only explanation is... Al

Someone once told me

Everything is better with racism (talk) 03:37, February 14, 2011 (UTC)

All I have to say is

ADIOS WHITEY! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:25, February 14, 2011 (UTC)

Talk:Barack Obama

A letter to the President a paranoid Anon types into the early sections of an Uncyclopedia talk page? While your response is on the money, perhaps even better to revert it completely so as not to encourage more of the same. Spıke ¬ 13:38 17-Feb-11

PS--The same letter (but more of it) has just turned up on Talk:Hong Kong (rolled back), from a different IP. Spıke ¬ 22:12 17-Feb-11

Put it on ban patrol like I did to the first, and either revert the comment or leave a sassy reply to it like I did. These dumbass spambots leaving those comments isn't really a problem so long as it's just on the talk page, but they do need to be put on BP because they're spambots with a political agenda. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:32, February 17, 2011 (UTC)

This is done (the BP thing, not the sassy reply, which neither spambots nor paranoids take to heart). Spıke ¬ 01:59 18-Feb-11

UnNews:Samsung seeks to increase 3-D TV sales in 2011

You are in the 3-Spot on the Front Page. Is the photo you? at least your shirt matches the drapes, faggot. Zoom in on the face, needs to be clearer that the sheep mask is what you will have to wear to actually see the picture in 3D. Cheers. Spıke ¬ 01:58 18-Feb-11

Yeah, I need to work on that picture. Later though. I'm watching television and can't stay focused. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:02, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

Itty bitty boats

Why not just name it something easy, like "Forum:List of major users", or not even a forum, how about "Uncyclopedia:List of major users" By major I mean someone who has been around long enough to have accomplishments here, and no a one time or even most short term users. At least then most people can find it (I wouldn't find it 'cept I keep a link to it on my talk page that I flip to when needed). Itty bitty Aleister 23:04 20-2-'11

That's lame, uninspired, and only serves as an insult to those whose works go unnoticed by most of those on that list. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:07, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

At least settle on a findable name. I thought that itty bitty boat thing was stupid myself but never did anything about it. Good for you to wiki this proper-like. Aleister 23:21 20-2-'11

Agreed; Forums are for discussions that eventually close, and this should stay permanently open. And I'm all for having things named to reflect their contents. I'd also still like to see a push-pin map of what part of the world everyone lives in. Spıke ¬ 23:31 20-Feb-11

A push-pin map???!!! What the fuck are you, some kind of voodoo priest? Put my pin in the Bikini Atoll and be done with it. Aleister 23:38 20-2-'11

Actually, we used to have something like what SPIKE is talking about. I kinda broke it on accident and nobody ever fixed it. It's completely vanished, though. I think starting another one up would be impossible because several people are extremely reluctant to say where they are from. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:42, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

Wouldn't be mandatory, of course! But if you find it, it should include a note to respect other people's privacy. My anniversary was posted to Itty Bitty Boats by Romartus and others, though it's no secret and it and my location are on the user page. Spıke ¬ 23:52 20-Feb-11

Vandal

Please block IHowell6. He seems to be a vandal and is making pages about his friends. Thanks, Dex. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 23:36, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

Uh Mania - I mean - Lollipop, I'm not an admin. I can't block. I'll watch his edits, though. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:44, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

Or not since Chief blocked him. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:44, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

Some idiots that go on Uncyclopedia. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 23:45, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

Tax-break paradox

Ok, I admit it, I wasn't logged in when I started the article, and I'm still working on it. Taxes tend to be a dry subject, and I'm looking for suggestions to make the article funnier. The idea behind it is that taxes and tax breaks are a Catch-22, you can't win no matter what you do. I added some material, what do you think? Simsilikesims 03:40, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

It's better. I'm gonna remove the ICU, since the name issue was it being short. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:25, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

Unskype

Could you pop on there for a moment? I need your help. User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:34, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

Apologies

It has come to my notice that I apparently accidentally rolled back one or several of your edits. All I can really say, though, is... well, sorry. I suck. But you probably already knew that. Er... anyhow, toodles. 1234 ~ 06:13, 24 February 2011

I only noticed one and that was a few days ago, so why are you apologizing? What all did you break? Are you the one who stole my shirt? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:16, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

No, that was me, but I only did it because I read a Cracked article about Hollywood that made me depressed. User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:26, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

I'll kill you, JazzyJizz. I'll kill you! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:37, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Er... yeah, that was definitely him. I definitely had nothing to do with that... 1234 ~ 07:07, 24 February 2011

HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION MARCH 2nd

¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 10:06, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Hmm... I like it... I'll have an answer by Friday... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 10:51, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:Arab nations reform without occupation; US doubtful

I shortened the title, did a couple of stylistic things in the article, and put it in the 1-Spot. The assertion that a given occupation is "illegal" is entirely separate from the subject of the article and doesn't feed the humor (changed in the headline, stet in the text). It wasn't you who argued against "advocacy" on VFH this week? Spıke ¬ 11:11 24-Feb-11

UnNews:Child named "Anderson Cooper" following Egyptian protests

Brah, wrong person. I wrote the one on Anderson. Lulz. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:14, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Holy Cripes. Too many UnNewses, too little time. I'll tell him; sorry. Spıke ¬ 11:20 24-Feb-11

Don't worry about it. It's very early in the morning, too. But the main problem with my Anderson one is the closer. It ends kinda weak, but I can't think of a better way to do it. If you got one, feel free to change it. I'm just about to go to sleep. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:26, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

I made two changes to it, but just for readability. I like the ending very much--it follows the technique of closing an UnNews by taking the same absurdity and making it even more absurd. Spıke ¬ 11:34 24-Feb-11

Smell you later

Your audio on Buffy talks to the governor, a work of genius. lol throughout. I like how you did the other side of the phone call, as if it was actually being recorded by Buffy. Nice! Aleister 13:25 26-2-'11

Buffy actually did call the governor. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:34, February 26, 2011 (UTC)

Dexter Morgan

You're the world's most famed serial killer, you keep taking out other serial killers and sex offenders in the nighttime, and yet you cannot do the simple job of fixing this load of shit? I mean, look at it! Do you really want to have such a crappy article about yourself? Or maybe you don't care! --Scofield 13:36, February 26, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, I've looked at it and it shames me, but I just don't think I could write an article about it without turning it into fancruft. But it is on my list of things to rewrite/write. I'll be taking more of a first person POV on it. I'll probably have it done by next Friday. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:40, February 26, 2011 (UTC)

Hmm...since when did writing about yourself become fancruft? Or maybe you have such a huge narcisisstic bend that you're your own biggest fan! Weird they never showed it in the series. --Scofield 14:16, February 26, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:Killer android docked at the ISS

Promising, but incomplete. Don't just write the first paragraph, slap {{WIP}} on it, and go out to the ribs shack! Finish it in your userspace and move it back to UnNews when done. This is in your interest too: a reader who clicks on it now--the incomplete version was at the top of the Recent news list--will not click again when he might read the finished article. Spıke ¬ 23:35 26-Feb-11

Very nice; now in the 3-Spot. Spıke ¬ 00:11 27-Feb-11

Trig Palin

Hey, Dex - so, I wrote a new version of Trig Palin. I'd like to move the original page to Trig Palin/Classic and replace Trig Palin with my rewrite. I was advised by an admin that I ought to run this idea by the keep voters to see if they're cool with it. What do you think? pillow talk 21:14, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, do it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:18, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

Dexter! My shock and surprise overcome my faux drunkenness. Are you willing to dump the page after multiple attacks and a victory on VFD? Well, if worse comes to worse, we can name the good page (the one we've worked on and sweated to save), only if worse comes to worse, "Trig" and then link every mention of the word on Hyperbole's, or actually every word (we can make the page blue with the link to "Trig" - how about that?) of the article. Shocked and surprised. Aleister 23:37 27-2-'11

Go read my proposed idea on Hype's talk page. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:38, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

Topic for happy monkey

Hey Dexter Don't forget to email me your topic suggestion for happy monkey. If you dont like email tell me and Ill catch you on IRC. Its happymonkeycompetition@gmail.com Ill assign you your topic randomly 5 minutes before the competition in the forum on Wednesday okay? :) :) :) :) :) :) :) --ShabiDOO 21:28, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

Empty thanks

I noticed that you nommed and voted for me for the Foolitzer. Therefore, I graciously give you the gift of nothing because, after all, "nothing is happiness." ~  Talk 05:27, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

Super happy monkey competition topic

Hey your topic will be ready here at about five minutes before the start of the competition (5pm EST or 2200 UTC). HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK :) PISSING ALL OVER YOUR FACE --ShabiDOO 21:47, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

Madison

On the Madison article, I'd like to take full feature on it but also you and MrTheJazz should get a half-credit. Is there any precedent for audio getting half-feature while the original article still gets a point in heaven? And I'll try to get the page some publicity in Madison by contacting people, press outlets, etc. to see if it can be mentioned in the papers and radio there. And the Palin page keeps getting "vandalized" by Mn-z, so each time I work on it to try to improve it. Do you like the pics? The ape one he found is good, so I built on that with the preg woman. The pic that starts off the page seems to be in question. I like the thing having a birthday party, and a pic of a Down's baby is just too predictable and blah meh for my ... wait, I'm procrastinating on my Happy Monkey page, so I'd better go trudge into it. Smell you later governor. Aleister 11:41 3-3-'11

I, too, am procrastinating on my Happy Monkey page, namely because I need to research the topic. But I will refuse any and all credit for your writing just because I got bored and called up Mrthejizz when he should have been sleeping and recorded an audio. Joe Boyd Vigil and Mrthejizz may want partial credit, but I wouldn't give them any unless they ask for it since there is no precedent for giving an unexpected audio any credit on a feature. And yeah, the pictures are good on Trig. It's best for Special Ed to be there and not Trig. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:53, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, although I feel bad about taking full credit when the audio is such a good one and an important part of the page. I will list you guys on my listings of the page. Damn Happy Monkey, I've got a topic I have absolutely no interest in either, Viking Metal (I've bypassed the music and put a fashio-show twist on it, blah) but I guess that's what a contest like this is all about. Time to turn my attention to that for a few hours on and off. Aleister 12:14 3-3-'11

YOU FUCKED UP

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 08:27, March 5, 2011 (UTC)

You.

Please stop trying to get banned. You make good points, so perhaps making them without such antagonism might make them harder to disregard? Please? I'm incapable of making good points, myself. Can't think well enough. Brain full of geese. But you, you seem quite geeseless, and I really wish you'd take advantage of that and do us all proud. 1234 ~ 09:24, 10 March 2011

Anvils need to be dropped. I'll drop one on you soon enough. Or ban me, like I had been requesting. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 09:30, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

I'm not banning you. I'm a ball of spite, and spite dictates I do the opposite of your wishes. 'Sides, some people could do some smacking around the sensibilities. You could just be nicer about it. 1234 ~ 09:47, 10 March 2011

Watch out, she's got a frying pan too Spıke ¬ 13:43 12-Mar-11

Testicles

I reverted your tweak to the Greek. Sigma might look like an E, but it isn't an E, the original guy had it right, and there's no need for this Greek to be more readable. Spıke ¬ 13:42 12-Mar-11

Whatever. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:43, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

roberto mancini

his name is roberto mancini

he is such a genie

he gave me a bj

he lives on a freeway

he got muggered

then he got buggered

his name is:

ROBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANCHINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

wat

wat

Just when the night can't get no less

Pornstars struttin' while they dis'

Vixens fighting for their shirts

My buddy like Justin West, yes

You gonna finish dear

And your body so superb

You may be the best in here

But your girl, face of the year

Face of the year

Face of the year

his name is roberto mancini

he is such a genie

he gave me a bj

he lives on a freeway

he got muggered

then he got buggered

his name is:

ROBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANCHINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

This is so fucking stupid, but I'm laughing so hard. Thanks. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:14, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

happy monkey competition

Thank you for your participation in the Happy Monkey Competition. Because of your writing there are now 15 more amazing articles on Uncyclopedia. PS if you want your pee review to be expanded into a formal 50point review, please let me know on my talk page and Ill get to work on it right away! OLÉ!!! --ShabiDOO 19:35, March 14, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:Michigan supreme court votes in favor of rapper

You are being paged in the UnNews:Newsroom. Spıke ¬ 11:51 21-Mar-11

I can't do an audio any time soon, but I'm voting for it on VFH. Fucking Hell, though, I thought everybody forgot about Dre. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:00, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

Damn it, you voted, you know exactly how the audio should be done, and you can't make the time? Bribe the God-damned bailiff, or whatever it takes. Spıke ¬ 16:53 21-Mar-11

SPIKE, you're going to have to do one. Smoke a pipeful, go out back, and wail, man. Aleister 18:01 22-3-'11

Lobster

Hopefully next month for both the awards for Matt Lobster. I'm hoping Maniac has his chance to win WotM this month, although some are trying to load up the noms with the big names. Then, if he doesn't win this month, in April it can be Matt L. appreciation month on all the noms! Aleister 18:03 22-3-11

I'll nominate him for UGotM if he hasn't won WotM and UotM by June. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:04, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

Nah, he'll get both next month, that's how these things work. Probably by acclamation. But I feel for Maniac if he gets beaten out again after actually leading for so long this month. Although who knows, he may see it as a joke (but I think he'd like to win, he'd have to as he's spent so much time here, and it'd be nice for him to know he's really appreciated). Aleister 18:11 22-3-'11

Maybe we should get the two IP vandals to vote for him. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:13, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

hey

Remember User:Bad Shroom? Well I'm him. Not a sockpuppet, though. -HumoristEAEgalitarian Aspie

Forgot your password or something? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:17, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

Nope. Just a clean slate. hey, can you Pee review my UnNews article? -HumoristEAEgalitarian Aspie

I hate doing Pee Reviews, dude. I quit doing them in 2007. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:20, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

Section headline

Lesbian. 1234 ~ 17:31, 29 March 2011

Aaaargh!!

How did you fix that Oasis Wikia skin? Please Help me. （・Ａ・） - LOL vandalz 18:32, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

Don't worry, no longer needed. - LOL vandalz 15:12, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

you're beautiful, kid

--Roman Dog Bird 02:06, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

Worst 100 Things Rick Astley Is Never Gonna Do on VFD

If you flip to Delete, we have a replacement article that preserves the best of the original. Spıke ¬ 23:39 6-Apr-11

Sorry

I reverted that IP edit. I got confused as to what he did. Anyway, sorry. -- 01:23, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

Whatever. No big deal. I can't ban ya. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:25, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

Not yet anyway... -- 01:26, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

Never gonna happen. I'd quit before then. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:27, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

Brrrr...

10 reasons to thank Dexter111344 10. You voted for User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty on VFH 9. You're pretty cool 8. You participated in rigging one of Uncyclopedia's most sacred voting pages 7. Thus proving that you don't have a frigid sense of humor 6. Except you do since you voted for an article that involved freezing temperatures 5. Not even sure if that was a proper pun anyway 4. Sorry 3. I think I'm running out of numbers here 2. But I just wanted to say 1. Thanks for the vote!

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:24 Apr 25, 2011

On my VFH, saying the things left unsaid

The great love article of my life that I wrote was featured recently, and I would therefore like to take the time to thank you profusely for helping to make it a success despite that fucking cunt-bitch Lyrithya some adversity. Your good deeds shall not be forgotten. Now, please excuse me I have to go fill Lyrithya's userpage with abusive garbage reflect on the important things in life.

...I hope you'll join me in the attack -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:03, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

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Dex, would you nominate something if you have a chance here cheers --ShabiDOO 01:58, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Omelette au Fromage

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Too many and you'll get constipated. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:59, May 22, 2011 (UTC)

You are a magician too?

Hey. Thanks for voting for the article man I hope it sees the light of the front page someday. Thanks and I will be in tuch *roaring* P.S. Do you have a magic trick in which a roach or some other insect speaks? like in words?--PoopManPoop 12:09, May 25, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews Templates

Hey, thanks for stepping up and helping out with UnNews. I really appreciate it. However, and while this makes me sound like Macbeth cutting down all other claimants to King Duncan's seat, I think that UnNews would greatly benefit from having a single gatekeeper running the templates. It would give the project the direction and consistency that has made it so successful in the past, would eliminate eventual and certain drama stemming from template conflicts, and would just, in general, make things run smoother. So again, thank you for stepping up in SPIKE's absence, but I, and apparently others, think that it's time to appoint a single person/entity to oversee UnNews. ~  Talk 03:58, 26 May 2011 (UTC)

User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:39, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

Now with extra Snark! --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 05:29, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 05:31, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

Nope. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:46, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

Congratulations!

Giant cock. MrN 09:03, May 27

You've won.

I'm off for now.

Have fun driving off other people from the site who are only trying to help. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 18:37 May 26, 2011

Nobody was trying to drive anyone off the site. Proposing an alternate solution is not "trolling." Please reevaluate your behavior. This is a comedy site. You're meant to enjoy it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:39, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA --Roman Dog Bird 18:43, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, a giant cock! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 11:24, 27 May, 2011 (UTC)

Dexter has driven me off the site now too. I was only trying to help. Hasta la vista, baby. Adios. That's me in the middle, in the blue blazer. Aleister 12:38 29-5-'11

People Dexter has driven off the site, from left to right: Lyrithya (not shown), Skullthumper, Zana Dark, Aleister, Ethine, SPIKE, Miley Spears

Something to do with *? The admin amphibian has struck again! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:09, June 3, 2011 (UTC)

It's not always easy, but overtime I have learned to take a joke. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 18:24, June 3, 2011 (UTC)

This is not spam...

...this is the greatest opportunity of your life. Summer extravaganza tournament. Teams of 2 or 3 users. Lasts month of August. Tournament wont be the same without you. Don't be an outcaste. CHECK IT OUT. --ShabiDOO 19:13, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

You are winner

	Zombie of the Month July 2011

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:38, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

HMC 2012

Be the first to sign-up. If you are the first five people to sign up...I will add .5 to your score :) here. Happy Monkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !! --ShabiDOO 16:25, January 22, 2012 (UTC)

Hea asshole

What happened to you? Not that we miss you, we just never saw a body, and wanted to be sure you were dead. MrN 15:02, Feb 17

Don't listen to him, come back damn it (nothing about you coming back means me doing less *looks around suspiciously*). ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:01, March 16, 2012 (UTC)

Dude must have got himself a girlfriend. Don't worry. Dexter will be back when after 6 months he realises he has been dating a man. MrN 08:17, Mar 16

Six months have passed, and he still isn't back yet :( Who will help us write for the Turkey Day Ball? -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 08:35, November 17, 2012 (UTC)

While I'm here...

Come back you bastard! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:27, 19 January 2013 (UTC)