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23:23, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
Haven't I seen you before...
on Gamespot.com...or Wikipedia? You seem familiar, but you dont have a user page for me to check out.--Witt, 
of 
UNion Entertain me* 03:01, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
Ha, cool 8)--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 03:16, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
Jason Hallameya
Im know you are mad at me for past behavior but i have stopped. I thought the poll was a good idea but an admin took it down. There is no point in banning me as i can make ips. I would have just been on my honor to leave and never come back if i lost. If i have done any thing wrong please tell me. I hope i can change your opionon on me. --JASON+HALLAMEYA 01:14, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
Reasons for the Holocaust
Since its ICU has expired, I've moved Reasons for the Holocaust into your userspace instead of deleting it, as requested. Feel free to put it on QVFD if you no longer want it. --Algorithm 05:08, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
- Thanks Algorithm. I'd almost forgotten about that.--Dexter111344 14:54, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
Is there a special reason
You decided to cancel August 4 on QVFD? ~
22:14, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
- It's still August 3. Wait later to make August 4. --Dexter111344 22:16, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
- In what time zone exactly? Look at the recent changes. The server says "August 4". So does my watch. ~
22:25, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
- I'm in EST but I believe Uncyclopedia is 4 hours ahead of me. It says August 3 for me still. --Dexter111344 22:28, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
- That's interesting...I was sure that the server is set around GMT but it seems that is shows each user the time according to its local position. Me being GMT +1 I see the recent changes under August 4. Well, each of us in our own little reality. You learn something new every day. ~ 22:32, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
- That's interesting...I was sure that the server is set around GMT but it seems that is shows each user the time according to its local position. Me being GMT +1 I see the recent changes under August 4. Well, each of us in our own little reality. You learn something new every day. ~
- I'm in EST but I believe Uncyclopedia is 4 hours ahead of me. It says August 3 for me still. --Dexter111344 22:28, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
- In what time zone exactly? Look at the recent changes. The server says "August 4". So does my watch. ~
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Never Do This Again
You created the userpage for User:PieFucker. Theres a reason that guys like him are baned infinitly and nobody even welcomes them. That page is a complete waste of space and should not have been created under penatly of death. While I have no power to enforce that death, if a bitchyer admin were on, you wouldnt be editing for a week. Heed this warning type thingy, and dont do that again.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN
18:13, 26 January 2008 (UTC)