User:Dexter111344/archive2

Old stuff(August 2006 to January 26, 2008)

More stuff(Jan. 26, 2008 to Aug. 1, 2008)

When will these people stop talking to me? (Aug. 1, 2008 to Sep. 15, 2009)

Apparently not soon... (Sep. 15th, 2009 - Jan. 1st, 2011)

Fuck you all to Hell and back (Jan. 1st, 2011 - April 5th, 2013

lolol

I stoled ur talk page's virginity. lololololol Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 18:30, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

Dammit. There's blood everywhere! --Dexter111344 18:35, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

Test...

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It works

... Now let's see if it annoys people... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:18, 14 February 2008 (UTC)

Signature

Your sig is pretty cool. I added a line on the article, and it looks fine. --Outtrigger 22:05, 14 February 2008 (UTC)

I also edited a little on the Video Games article. There, I did something, happy?--Outtrigger 22:06, 14 February 2008 (UTC)

I posted what I have of the Mass Effect article. It's really short, and I think the tip on the right might be a little too much. --Outtrigger 00:25, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

Are you from Dexter's Laboratory? --Uncle Bill 00:48, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

Yes, but I said talk to these people, not me. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:49, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

Heh heh...

I'm talking to you on IRC (well you're online and I'm online, which, for me, at least constitutes talking to someone...I have no friends) and I'm leaving you a message on your talk page! I am such a rebel! *giggles* heh heh... - 18:53 25 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Yay! Pointless comments left on my page, FTW!!! Haha! I'm popular! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:09, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

*coughs* - 07:39 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Er Dex

Since we're trying to be nice to noobs, try to avoid dumbassing someone on your edit summaries :). Thanks. ~ 15:19, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

Eh, my bad... I wasn't thinking. Sorry :). --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:21, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

Is this how I reply?

Sorry to be even dumber as the day goes on. I thought I had undeleted the Jensen wiki somehow because it listed my edit as the final edit. I didn't want it deleted, but I knew those were Blacklid's wishes and I didn't want to make trouble there. I didn't realize that an administrator had done it because I am stupid. Sorry for all the confusion and I would be happy to leave articles alone. Tpanda 15:45, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

It's okay. No problem. Continue editing. Just read the UN:DP next time before trying to get something deleted. Also, sign your comments with "--~~~~". --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:37, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

Thanks! I will sign now, too. I am learning so many things today. Tpanda 15:45, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

Dude

You know RC was just joking right? MrN 00:59, Jun 10

Of course I did. I was only quitting for the night. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:03, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

Where have you been all my life

Suddenly, from the mist, pops a cajek, here to say HAI! HIIIIEEE!!   Le Cejak • <4:20, 11 Jun 2008>

hi

what to be my friend?– Preceding unsigned comment added by Italianman (talk • contribs)

Uh... Sure... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:44, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

Thailand

It's vandalism; that little fucker user:Ace Attacker has been reverting any edit that holds his king in an unfavorable light; He has no right to hold the article hostage, and that is what he is doing. I hope you see what I mean Omars 05:11, 22 June 2008 (UTC)

I don't mind calling him "The Feet King"(although that seems a bit random, it still made me laugh}, but just calling him stupid won't fly with me, as I don't think that is funny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:15, 22 June 2008 (UTC)

I didn't call him stupid, I was just saying that it's something stupid to be arguing over, on a humor site; and I thought the picture was funny, so I don't see why it can't stay; it's light satire, I mean you should see waht they do to Bush, or my president, Thabo Mbeki! apologies for any offense! Omars 05:19, 22 June 2008 (UTC)

Meh. I hate Bush more than anyone on this site. The picture is too big, and, if you wish to include it in the article, it should be elsewhere. And don't add that bit about America. That's why he's reverting it. That's why I reverted it. I'm done with getting involved. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:28, 22 June 2008 (UTC)

Concerning Qua

I don't see any reason why you should leave over a recarnation of a permabanned vandal. This is really not some admin smack down on an innocent user, this is clearing out a dangerous troll, so on a personal level I'd rather you don't leave if we decide to get rid of him. ~ 22:21, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

I agree with spinning Jewstar. Don't leave. Don't leave for any reason at all.   Le Cejak • <22:22, 23 Jun 2008>

Dude

What the fuck is going down with you right now? Seriously. I always thought that you were one of our really cool users, but you appear to be loosing the plot a bit of late. Hea, I know Uncyc does not always appear fair all the time, but really... What is the deal with all this talk going on right now? Is there anything I can help ya with? Just try and remember that Uncyc is not one person, it's a community of people. A community which you are a useful part of. MrN 00:22, Jun 24

You Fucking Biter

You totally bit my article about the man filing a lawsuit against the sun! SHITFACE! --Readmesoon 05:08, 28 June 2008 (UTC)

What? No I didn't... Who are you? I've never seen you before. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:09, 28 June 2008 (UTC)

Go to UnNews: Sunburned Man Files Lawsuit Against the Sun Mgr. Readmesoon my voice my work vote for me

Oh. I see. I didn't bite it. I promise. That's like me accusing everyone who wrote an UnNews about Heath Ledger dying of stealing my work. I got the idea because I was reading about the woman who is suing Victoria's Secret because of "a thong snapped off and hit her in the eye" while my mom was talking about her recently diagnosed skin cancer, so I thought "Lawsuit, sun, fuck yesssss!" But, due to my sadness, I didn't write about skin cancer. Instead, I wrote about a guy injuring his eyes by staring at the Sun. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:20, 28 June 2008 (UTC)

Well you should delete it and that will make me happy. How old are you you were talking about a mom? Mgr. Readmesoon my voice my work vote for me

I'm not going to delete it. I don't have to make anyone happy, especially at the expense of my work. I'm in my teens. Most users here are in their teens or earlier twenties. I'm older than at least two admins, in fact. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:27, 28 June 2008 (UTC)

I'm sexy. - [09:47 28 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Not with all those clothes on. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:59, 28 June 2008 (UTC)

Oh naughty Dexter, that isn't even legal! - [15:36 28 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

(Kazakhstan accent similar to Borat's but not quite, but pretty close. Close enough to tell that I'm trying to sound like him, though.) "Please! It is, how you say, custom in my country, yes?" --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:40, 28 June 2008 (UTC)

_{Damn Borat....Always gets you laid... I think I'll just back away, now... *reaches for the door*} - [09:05 29 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Pop quiz! Do you people actually know which language Borat is speaking during the film? Hint - it's not Kazakh. ~ 18:00, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

Judging by the fact you're the one bringing it up, plus the fact I recognize some of it from when a friend had his Barmitzvah (however you spell it...) a few years ago, I'll say... Icelandic? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 09:39, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

Correct! :) He accent isn't perfect but he is pretty fluent. ~ 10:17, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

I just wondered..

Why you reverted all those cat additions? They looked like good faith edits to me? MrN 08:31, Jul 16

Category spamming. I didn't revert them all, only on the ones I know no one wants to be. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 08:33, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

You madam, suck.

Nobody likes you. If I ever met you on the street, I'd cut your nuts out and shove them up your nostrils and make your ears bleed by playing country music. These new speakers are real nice and loud. I'm sure they can cause you to lose your damn hearing, you cumbucket! Sincerely, --69.73.10.118 21:54, 16 July 2008 (UTC) drafted but not spoken.

Well, I like him. And by country music, I hope you mean, like, Hank Williams or Johnny Cash, none of this phony crap that my sister-in-law listens to. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:12, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

What a lovely chap that 69.73.10.118 is... MrN 22:16, Jul 16

And whom might the two of you be? I don't want to get anyone else involved in this. It's just between this shithead and myself (or that's the way I intend it to be). I don't know who he thinks he is calling himself Dexter. That isn't even his damn name! I swear I'll kick his fucking ass when I see him! You reading this, coward?! Your ass is grass next time we meet! You're warned! --69.73.10.118 22:29, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

Um, hello. This is Uncyclopedia. We are a humour Wiki. I am a user who likes Dexter, as do many of the people who edit here. You presumably are an asshole and wiki Troll. MrN 22:41, Jul 16

Don't worry, MrN, sir. I shall deliver an asswhooping the likes the world has never seen to this Dexter when I met him.us That I guarantee you. I'm not a wiki troll. I only want Dexter to know what I shall do to him if I meet him in the streets. If I meet him in the road, I take him to a hospital for he will most likely have been hit by a car or something of the likes. And if I see him in an alley, I will ask him if he wants to build a nuclear fusion plant that will produce massive amounts of energy without producing any harmful waste. Then we could celebrate our achievement of building the world's first functional nuclear fusion plant with a nice, ass-shaped cake. That is the proper meeting etiquette, is it not? --69.73.10.118 23:02, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

... There's a "-" between ass and whooping (ass-whooping). Threaten me correctly! And what's up with that picture, RDB? I like it. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:29, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

I thought it was appropriate. I was originally just going to respond with "Oof." and leave it at that, but then I remembered this album cover, and figured, "Hey now, that's comedy right thar!", or something. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 05:35, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

Alright, cool. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:37, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

WTF

Go mind ur own business, and stop stalking my edits, will ya...?

No! You're a vandal. We aren't Wikipedia. Go there to spread your stupid agenda. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:14, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

Yea...

We do need to be careful with the banter over at VFD. I'm trying to make the page a bit more fun, but as you obviously know it's a really "serious" page, and as regular voters we need to set an example... So long as the banter is in the comments section and not the voting boxes I think it's OK. I do try to discourage chatter from going on in the voting boxes though... Keep up the good work you do over there. As always... It's a lot easier for me to vote on your noms cos I know that you will have done a proper job of checking for vandalism and everything... :-) MrN 03:37, Jul 19

I have no idea who you are. If you insist on stalking me, please do it from a distance. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:40, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

Baron1984

"I am a left winger. I am gay, African American and atheist. I think the holocaust was faked. I do not like Jews nor conservatives. I also am an anti-zionist."

is all true about him, I have a link to the chat transcript the guy is a screwball --  User:Java7837 (contributions) (talk)[| Atheism - Conservative view] 11:13, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

Java, the transcript of the chat is fine, but I'm going to have to ask you to quit adding it to his page. Seriously. Doing that CAN get you banned. He was joking either way. Trust me on that. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:16, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

I can tell he is not, I now anti-semites, he isn't faking --  User:Java7837 (contributions) (talk)[| Atheism - Conservative view] 11:17, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

Read http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Java7837/Baron1984summary --  User:Java7837 (contributions) (talk)[| Atheism - Conservative view] 11:39, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

Fuck it. I'm not getting any more into it. Not my problem. I'm not an admin, so I don't have to deal with it. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:41, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

Can you

Come over to Crablogger's talkpage to settle this issue nicely? Thanks. ~ 14:32, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

There. I told him why I VFD'd them. I'm thinking I won't respond again to prevent any more drama. Actually, give me a five minute ban. The reason, "Stupid idiot hurt his hand by punching a wall, again, again, AGAIN!!" cause I did. I punched the wall about 20 odd times. I did it yesterday. I'm hungry. /goes to find something to eat. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:42, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Dude. I have taken this bag of snakes off your hands now... Do me a favour please? Don't do anything else like that prank you just pulled on BP. Just lay low for a while till this blows over, and I will sort it all out in a few days... MrN 23:02, Jul 22

Bleh. /me terrorizes people on Yahoo! Answers. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:53, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

[1] he wrote it. Sorry, I should have said that when I reverted ya... MrN 19:39, Jul 23

Yeah, I realized that after I reverted it. And I knew you were going to say something... FU MrN! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:42, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

It was my error really. I should have said something in the edit summary, but I hit rollback rather than undo by mistake. Rollback is just for vandalism, not good faith edits... MrN 19:45, Jul 23

Only me... VFH Needs You!

Just popping in... I wonder... You know all that talk of VFH being a bit slow and all now... I wonder if it's a good idea to focus on that a bit as well as VFD? I have actually finished (mostly) fixing short pages (between 1000 - 500) so I'm probably going to be spending a bit less time on VFD, and a bit more on VFH. You were saying in that forum (the one about VFH) did people want you to vote on VFH... Well.... For one, I would really love it if you did. Obviously VFD is important to, but I wonder if we should both put a bit more time into VFH. For a while anyway until it gets going a bit more again anyway... Just a thought, and obviously I'm not trying to tell oen of our best VFD voters to stop voting over there, just... Pop into VFH a bit maybe as well? MrN 14:50, Jul 25

I was over there reading some stuff when you left this comment. Beat you to it. :P --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:04, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

Awesome. MrN 15:24, Jul 25

Wait, woah

Freakazoid is really coming out on DVD? FUCK! I am SO buying that! -RAHB 14:07, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Yep, first season (14 episodes) tomorrow. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:09, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Alice Cooper and Freakazoid released on the same day. Maybe God does exist... -RAHB 01:57, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Plus, you're gonna be an admin soon. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:12, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

And not to be too hasty or cocky, but apparently I'm also winning every conceivable Uncyc award that isn't WotM. w00t. -RAHB 09:13, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

While I only win Useless Gobshite. Damn. Well, at least I'm winning that unanimously. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:56, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

/me NP: Led Zeppelin - Your Time Is Gonna Come -RAHB 01:01, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

Check your logs ;) -RAHB 00:18, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Haha! Thanks RAHB. You're gonna make a great admin. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:11, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

That's what they keep telling me. I'll try my best to prove them wrong. And to find out who they are exactly. -RAHB 05:05, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

I figure you might have an idea of what to do about this.

I just found this series of articles: Fenton Crackshell, St. Canard, Goosetown. I think they are horribly not funny, but they belong to your old friend crabblogger. I know he just hit a brick wall a week or two ago, I don't want to kill him or anything. Any idea what to do with them? The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:41, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

I'll VFD them on the 11th early in the morning (My first day of high school as a junior. Yay!). This way I can also avoid having to worry about the Drama cause I'll be at school. Summer is far too short. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:18, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

I don't mind being the one to VFD them, just wondering if I should let him know or something. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 02:50, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I'd let him know first. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:12, 1 August 2008 (UTC)