User talk:Stoyns619

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WELCOME!
I'm sure you will like it here!

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-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:45, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

The article you're editting was featured for a reason.

It managed to portray the way a douche actually thinks in regards to himself and others. It is delivered in a sarcastic tone which was voted by the community to be funny enough to be featured. There are several problems with your edit:

1. It is inconsistent with the rest of the article.
2. It is poorly written.
3. It is not funny.
4. It sounds as though you are referring to someone you know in real-life. This would be a form of cyberbullying. This is not tolerated on Uncyclopedia. If you have issues with someone you know, go talk to them about it. Don't bring your petty feuds here.
5. In regards to the quotes, none of them offer additional quality of any sort. The overused memes tend to drive people away from reading the rest of the article.

Really, there is a horde of other reasons for you not to re-add that paragraph, but I do not believe it necessary to continue listing reasons. Go read this before you make another edit. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:41, April 13, 2010 (UTC)

Uh... I just went through removing quotes you put on several other articles. Don't do so again. They are not funny. Such "humour" would be more appreciated on ED. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:55, April 13, 2010 (UTC)

Please don't re-add things that are reverted without discussion. You're technically trying to get into a revert war with an established user, which is a very bad idea. Please read HTBFANJS and don't add quotes-they are generally disliked. Penis jokes are not favored, especially not ones about Oscar Wilde. Try not to miss unread rules. Also, read BGBU.--Sir ~HELPME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 00:22, April 14, 2010 (UTC)

Admin here. I concur with both of the above users. Please take the short time necessary to familiarise yourself with Uncyclopedia's policies and guides, linked multiple times on this page. And yes, don't get into a revert war; discuss the issue first, please. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 00:27, April 14, 2010 (UTC)