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Please[edit source]
Sign your sig. Do it with four tildes (~~~~). Thanks. zh I hate me new sig 03:10 August 8
- And if you want to go on and on about "JV Crown", please explain what it means on both pages. zh I hate me new sig 03:13 August 8
JOIN MY TOP SECRET CLUB OF ELITE COMMANDOS![edit source]
join my army against this dumb wiki by asking to in my disscusion on my user page!
Wow. You are really stupid.[edit source]
Seriously. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:19, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
Don't be a dink[edit source]
We don't care about your friends. Don't bother the users here or vandalize their userpages, either. For cyberbullying, you get a month ban. Grow up. Comedy is serious business. Seriously! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:24, 8 August 2009 (UTC)