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Reformed Orthodox Rabbi William "Bill" Clinton (born August 19, 1946) is an American politician, former childcare worker, former amateur saxophonist, and swingin' bachelor. As the 42nd President of the United States, and the horniest man to hold that position since JFK, he led America through the economic golden age of the '90s.
Clinton is famous for being the first president to institute the Opposite Presidential Term, in which everything he said during his second term is the exact opposite of what he said in his first term. In his first term, he was a Liberal, but in his second term, he was a Neocon; that was his way of bringing about change.
Clinton's term in office was marred by economic and political reform. The most serious was some bitch named Hillary, who kept insisting she was his wife and had actually slept with him. This was widely ignored by everyone until it was revealed that Bill had been secretly cheating on the First Lady with Hillary, in a perverse affair that culminated in a media frenzy. (Full article...)
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Reformed Orthodox Rabbi William "Bill" Clinton (born August 19, 1946) is an American politician, former childcare worker, former amateur saxophonist, and swingin' bachelor. As the 42nd President of the United States, and the horniest man to hold that position since JFK, he led America through the economic golden age of the '90s.
Clinton is famous for being the first president to institute the Opposite Presidential Term, in which everything he said during his second term is the exact opposite of what he said in his first term. In his first term, he was a Liberal, but in his second term, he was a Neocon; that was his way of bringing about change.
Clinton's term in office was marred by economic and political reform. The most serious was some bitch named Hillary, who kept insisting she was his wife and had actually slept with him. This was widely ignored by everyone until it was revealed that Bill had been secretly cheating on the First Lady with Hillary, in a perverse affair that culminated in a media frenzy. (Full article...)
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- ... that there's only a slight difference between you and me? (Pictured)
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- ... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
- ... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?
- ... that the process of dying and coming back to life as a cow is known as reincownation?
- ... that Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A?
- ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
- ... that existing is highly dangerous, and should not be performed unless you are competent enough to understand how to perform it?
 - ... that apparently, this Charles Norris fellow is quite the ruffian?
- ... that Elon Musk plots to monetarily obtain Madagascar for the industrialization of Tesla manufacturing plants, alongside having it renamed "Mada-electric-car"?
- ... that male vampires are delighted when the female vampire goes on her period?
- ... that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?
- ... that the average human male between the ages of 18 and 42 has thought about sex with Brad Pitt at least once?
- ... that less than 10% of the world's cactus population contains gold inside?
- ... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
- ... that there's only a slight difference between you and me? (Pictured)
- ... that much like your cancer-stricken Grandpa, the United Kingdom would rather shit the bed than accept its fate and fade into obscurity?
- ... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
- ... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?
- ... that the process of dying and coming back to life as a cow is known as reincownation?
- ... that Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A?
- ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
- ... that existing is highly dangerous, and should not be performed unless you are competent enough to understand how to perform it?
- ... that apparently, this Charles Norris fellow is quite the ruffian?
- ... that Elon Musk plots to monetarily obtain Madagascar for the industrialization of Tesla manufacturing plants, alongside having it renamed "Mada-electric-car"?
- ... that male vampires are delighted when the female vampire goes on her period?
- ... that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?
- ... that the average human male between the ages of 18 and 42 has thought about sex with Brad Pitt at least once?
- ... that less than 10% of the world's cactus population contains gold inside?
- ... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
- ... that there's only a slight difference between you and me? (Pictured)
- ... that much like your cancer-stricken Grandpa, the United Kingdom would rather shit the bed than accept its fate and fade into obscurity?
- ... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
- ... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?
- ... that the process of dying and coming back to life as a cow is known as reincownation?
- ... that Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A?
- ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
- ... that existing is highly dangerous, and should not be performed unless you are competent enough to understand how to perform it?
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