Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive203

Serio

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Delete	EXTERMINATE! Unfunny bullcrap. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:14, 19 March 2010 Delete. per above. --Mn-z 02:05, March 19, 2010 (UTC) poop poop poop pooop --Roman Dog Bird 02:21, March 19, 2010 (UTC) ¿En serio? Apart from "giving the recording industry a boner," is there a joke here? Spıke ¬ 02:29 19-Mar-10 Delete. Originally written by user:Serio13? Are you fucking kidding me? --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:31, March 19, 2010 (UTC) I wut'd --EMC [TALK] 08:56 Mar 19 2010
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Antie eurg

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Delete	Delete. This has gone on long enough. Utter shit. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:33, 18 Mar Delete. Lots of in-jokes which got old long ago, otherwise it is just listy and boring to read. --ChiefjusticeWii 23:36, March 18, 2010 (UTC) --Roman Dog Bird 00:12, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. overkill --Mn-z 00:13, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 00:52, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Spıke ¬ 01:01 19-Mar-10 Delete. About time! User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Friday, 02:48, Mar 19 2010 UTC
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Game:Find the letter E!

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Delete	Hnnnnggg. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:14, 18 Mar rfeo0i --Roman Dog Bird 00:13, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. surprisingly, this was created by a user with 13 total edits. --Mn-z 00:15, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete It really was splendid fun but now I've found the 'e' I wish to have it deleted. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:16, March 19, 2010 (UTC) E for EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:10, 19 March 2010 Your not good at writing smart, is you? User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Friday, 02:48, Mar 19 2010 UTC
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Game:Do Not Play This Game

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:10, 18 Mar Delete: All the links are red (all the links are red). When they should be blue (when they should be blue). I got down on my knees (got down on my... mAttlobster. (hello) 23:55, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. this should be QVFD. --Mn-z 00:17, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Okay -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 00:58, Mar. 19, 2010 EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:11, 19 March 2010 Do not keep this game User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Friday, 02:43, Mar 19 2010 UTC
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Game:Escape from the TV

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:09, 18 Mar Delete: Most of the links are red (most of the links are red). When they should be blue (when they should be blue). I got down on my knees (got down on my... mAttlobster. (hello) 23:56, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. qvfd bad. --Mn-z 00:18, March 19, 2010 (UTC) good god --Roman Dog Bird 00:29, March 19, 2010 (UTC) As per orginator request when he/she/it asked SOMEONE PLEASE FINISH IT. - Let's put it out of it's/our misery. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Friday, 02:06, Mar 19 2010 UTC
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Game:You are WRONG!

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Delete	Delete. I may be wrong, but this "game" is shit. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:27, 18 Mar Delete - Fuck you, I'm always right. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 22:40, Mar. 18, 2010 Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 22:41, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete Apparently, my work colleague was right. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Thursday, 23:01, Mar 18 2010 UTC Delete mAttlobster. (hello) 23:59, March 18, 2010 (UTC) WRONG --Mn-z 00:27, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:F0RK QUEST

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:37, 18 Mar Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 21:55, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Fork off User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Thursday, 22:13, Mar 18 2010 UTC Delete -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 22:40, Mar. 18, 2010 Delete When I selected 'get the fork after school', I went onto a screen which displayed an inventory with no fork. That's sloppy people, sloppy. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:01, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. and I do believe this article cyber-bullies User:YesTimeToEdit (well, not really, but its still bad). --Mn-z 00:29, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Edwyn þe Almyghty

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Delete	Delete. Not funny and too damn hard to read. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:30, 18 Mar Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 22:00, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Thursday, 22:12, Mar 18 2010 UTC Delete -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 22:39, Mar. 18, 2010 Delete Just can't be arsed with it. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:02, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 00:30, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Noob PWNAGE

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:53, 18 Mar EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:13, 18 March 2010 Kill per taste User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Thursday, 21:25, Mar 18 2010 UTC Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 22:07, March 18, 2010 (UTC) You die, shitty game! -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 22:38, Mar. 18, 2010
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Game:Find The Magic Taco

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:33, 18 Mar Yay! I won! -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 19:43, Mar. 18, 2010 EXTERMINATE! Per Kip. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:13, 18 March 2010 You can't be serious. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:22, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Kill per taste User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Thursday, 21:26, Mar 18 2010 UTC
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Special:PrefixIndex/Game:A_minefield

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Delete	Delete. Pooped by POTR and I agree - it's crap. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:53, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 17:21, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:36, 18 Mar Delete. - This one isn't very funny and it gives me a headache. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 18:27, Mar. 18, 2010 Obliterate. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:18, 18 March 2010 Kill per poopage User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Thursday, 21:26, Mar 18 2010 UTC
Comments	(Pooped by PuppyOnTheRadio) Deleted. I'm just saying because the link is still blue. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:36, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

Tauren

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Delete	We don't care —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 06:00, 18 March 2010 (UTC) Delete. More tedious warcruft scribbling. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:09, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. All of the above; but the intro is also a case study in bad writing. Start by telling me what my conclusion will be; mention penis in the second sentence, use encyclopedia clichés ("have often been considered...by most"), add randomness (Cuba? Abraham Lincoln?), and marvel over your "awesome phrases." Spıke ¬ 11:21 18-Mar-10 the fuck is that --Roman Dog Bird 17:28, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:37, 18 Mar Delete. Wow, that's crap. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 18:17, Mar. 18, 2010
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Trash

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Delete	Delete. You know what else is trash? This article... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 05:54, 18 March 2010 (UTC) Also Your face. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:57, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Bin this one up and leave outside for the electron munchers. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:02, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The incoherence between sections reminds me of Naked Came the Stranger, the notorious hoax porn-novel-by-committee. Spıke ¬ 11:22 18-Mar-10
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Bed

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Delete	Delete. Although you might like that, if you're retarded and REALLY FUCKING GAY. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 05:52, 18 March 2010 (UTC) Delete. Midway through, the color shifts (through the use of links) got distracting, as there was nothing else to think about. Spıke ¬ 11:24 18-Mar-10 Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 17:55, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - The Ellen Degenerous quote was kinda funny, but it all goes downhill after that. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 18:15, Mar. 18, 2010 Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:03, 19 Mar Delete. per Romartus. --Mn-z 00:33, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Donate it to illogicopedia or sell to Encyclopedia Dramatica. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:03, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

Game:SSBD

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:59, 17 Mar Delete. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Thursday, 00:07, Mar 18 2010 UTC Delete You can cheat by pressing backspace. I hate cheating but I can't trust myself. mAttlobster. (hello) 02:08, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 17:57, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Gamecruft -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 18:14, Mar. 18, 2010 Red Links hurt my eyes. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:39, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Uncyclopedia:Vigilance_Week

Keep	Keep Sorry Puppy I can't agree with you. There are many, many pages linking to this page including many deletion reasons which do not show up in "what links here". People will wonder "what was that thing, and how did that page get deleted? Oh the page explaining it was deleted at VFD". I see no reason to huff this just because we will probably never have another V week. This page actually is useful as Uncyc history. MrN 01:58, Mar 18 Keep. per MrN9000 --Mn-z 02:02, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Keep. per above. Ever see MTU as a deletion reason and wonder what that means? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:56, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Keep. --Roman Dog Bird 17:56, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Keep. - This is my favorite "____ Week". Perhaps we should consider kicking it up again? -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 18:09, Mar. 18, 2010
Delete	Delete. If we are going to do it again then we should do it. If we aren't then we should kill it. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Thursday, 01:52, Mar 18 2010 UTC Delete Seems pointless to delete it. But then Uncyc is pointless in a fantastic way. mAttlobster. (hello) 02:05, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Also Category:Vigilance adoptees, as per MrN's comments below. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Thursday, 01:57, Mar 18 2010 UTC Kept MrN 09:16, Mar 19

Game:You're in the Internet

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:50, 17 Mar Delete. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Thursday, 00:02, Mar 18 2010 UTC Delete. What a mess. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:20, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. And for the record, please keep grues out of games. --Wilytank 15:07, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Gamecruft -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 18:13, Mar. 18, 2010
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Game:Da Game

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:45, 17 Mar Delete. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Thursday, 00:01, Mar 18 2010 UTC Gay --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:36, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete What the scone based spunk monkey am I doing playing this 'game' at 2am with signed version of Masterchef in the background? I clicked on 'go back to bed' and something happened and then it didn't and then....well I don't know. mAttlobster. (hello) 02:11, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Gamecruft -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 18:10, Mar. 18, 2010 Delete. poorly done and not funny. --Mn-z 21:00, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Hitler Says

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Delete	Delete. Not. A. Game. FFS. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:24, 17 Mar Nein! -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:33, Mar. 17, 2010 Mein Gott in Himmel User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Thursday, 01:27, Mar 18 2010 UTC Ich mouchte ein deletion bitte mAttlobster. (hello) 01:59, March 18, 2010 (UTC) SPOILER WARNING!: Hitler Dies! --Wilytank 15:06, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. a random text generator is not an article, especially an unfunny one with few options. --Mn-z 20:49, March 18, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:28, 18 March 2010
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United States presidential election, 1972

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Delete	Delete. found it while catting images. It is basically a messy political rant, and there isn't anything that a future wouldn't think of in 10 minutes. --Mn-z 00:56, March 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Making sport exclusively of one side might appeal to...the other side. Except that it's 38 years later and most of the chapters of the Nixon Fan Club have disbanded. Spıke ¬ 01:06 17-Mar-10 Delete. Concept's on board and ready to sail, execution's face down in the water, turning blue. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:22, March 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - Subject has potential, but the article is crap. The map is the only thing that made me chuckle. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 14:46, Mar. 17, 2010
Comments	Comment. When "one side" and/or "the other side" represent 1/3 to 1/2 of a major country you're not going to have problems with in-jokes or vanity. Hell, that's pretty damn close to "mass appeal". Political humor is, in theory, just fine. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:17, March 17, 2010 (UTC) I agree, and do it all the time on UnNews. But Mn-z is right, this one is a rant. Spıke ¬ 01:23 17-Mar-10

Template:Reagan's Legacy

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Delete	Delete. little used template. . --Mn-z 00:21, March 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Not bad for an "approves" template, but it looks like its real purpose is to promote a useless category and a blog no one's heard of. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:49, March 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The category is useless except as canned humor (where the joke is 22 years old). Spıke ¬ 17:59 17-Mar-10 Delete. - Mr. Gorbachev, get rid of this cruft. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 18:22, Mar. 18, 2010
Comments	Section head edited. Spıke ¬ 00:30 17-Mar-10

Pregnant

Keep	I'd rather see Pregnancy and Pregnant merged or one of the two sufficiently improved before one might be redirected to the other. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:13, 16 March 2010 I sort of merged the two, but there wasn't that much worth keeping in pregnant. --Mn-z 01:29, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	delete & redirect to pregnancy. --Mn-z 00:13, March 16, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Pregnant was competently written, but Pregnancy did everything better. Pregnancy ends abruptly, and Pregnant can't really help it. Spıke ¬ 01:57 16-Mar-10 Delete. Abort. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:42, March 16, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 00:00, Mar. 17, 2010 Delete. Miscarriage --Wilytank 00:02, March 17, 2010 (UTC) uh --Roman Dog Bird 05:26, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted and Redirected. --Roman Dog Bird 05:27, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

Game:Internet

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:59, 17 Mar Obvious Delete --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:03, March 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete, lol -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:35, Mar. 17, 2010 Delete the internet User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Thursday, 01:28, Mar 18 2010 UTC Delete There are no jokes. There are no jokes. mAttlobster. (hello) 02:00, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Along with the subpages, we'll also need to delete Game:Internet go north and Game:Internet go south. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:01, 17 Mar Bold text to get your attention. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:25, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

:Category:Vigilance adoptees

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Delete	Delete. only 2 items.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  17 Mar 2010 ~ 04:53 (UTC) Delete. And one is a talk page and the other is in userspace. Spıke ¬ 11:18 17-Mar-10 Delete. A category with this few items (and of little value) isn't worth keeping. --Wilytank 13:24, March 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 14:50, Mar. 17, 2010 Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:10, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Oh wow Is this left over from V-Week? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:57, March 17, 2010 (UTC) Kept Sorry, I'm not convinced the people voting here (except Syndrome) knew what this cat was for. I see no reason it delete it unless we delete V week. Check "what links here" more often chaps. MrN 00:11, Mar 18

Tim Burton

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Delete	Delete. Wibble. Get Guildy to rewrite this or something. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:21, March 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Long, long sentences. No relation to reality. Spıke ¬ 11:21 17-Mar-10 Delete. Wretched paedo twaddle. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:47, March 17, 2010 (UTC) What's this? What's this? There's bollocks everywhere! -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 14:49, Mar. 17, 2010 Delete FUCK THIS SHIT!!!! FUCK IT! mAttlobster. (hello) 02:01, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	There's a new user whose sole purpose seems to be to make a pocketful of tiny edits to this page. No real improvements so far, though. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:29, March 17, 2010 (UTC) The effort of Timmytime to paddle this article sideways into acceptability slightly precedes its VFD nomination. Spıke ¬ 17:12 17-Mar-10

Category:Reagan's Legacy

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Delete	Delete. redundant with the better named Category:Reagan. I dislike verbose category names, as they make categorization difficult. --Mn-z 00:21, March 17, 2010 (UTC) Reagan smash! -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 00:25, Mar. 17, 2010 Delete. Yup, we only need the one. Spıke ¬ 00:27 17-Mar-10 A true American hero --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:59, March 17, 2010 (UTC) How often do you get a chance to delete Reagan's legacy. Delete! Aleister in Chains 12:10 17 3 mmx Delete A true American prick. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:33, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Crank that (Soulja Boy)

Keep	Someone has specked his drink. Starts out as a clever alternative explanation for the lyrics of a popular song. (Not that I know it.) Ends with listcruft, stupidity, vulgarity, insults to the reader, and possible vandalism. Fixable. Spıke ¬ 23:04 16-Mar-10 Yes. We won't get anything better... probably a lot worse  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  17 Mar 2010 ~ 04:30 (UTC) Yes kinda funny and satirical article.suppose it does get deleted.i cant imagine something much better.i mean it makes its point clear about souljah boy's horrible music..Jupiterfox 17-Mar-10
Delete	Delete. This is too damn stupid--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 21:45, March 16, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "he was a retard" is not clever. --Mn-z 00:04, March 17, 2010 (UTC) Changed my mind. "Fixable" would require rewriting, start-to-finish. And for what? Spıke ¬ 01:29 17-Mar-10 Delete. Keep that school project paper for a bit longer, though. It made me laugh out loud. --Wilytank 13:26, March 17, 2010 (UTC) It just so happens we needed an illustration for the Read Me First page for budding cub reporters on UnNews. Spıke ¬ 16:06 17-Mar-10 Delete. It starts off OK but looks as if the writer got bored and ends up in the Sea of Drivel. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:45, March 17, 2010 (UTC) Yooooooouuuuuuu -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 14:47, Mar. 17, 2010 Delete Either delete this or give me some of Happytimes Crack. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:35, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept No VFD Tag. If I don't do this from time to time you buggers will forget even more... VFD tags must be added. Don't nominate again for a few weeks. MrN 00:16, Mar 18

Game:The yes or no game

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Delete	Delete. I clicked a game at random and whaddyaknow, it sucked. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:13, 16 Mar No -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:47, Mar. 16, 2010 Delete. --EMC [TALK] 23:54 Mar 16 2010 The Answer is NO! --Wilytank 00:00, March 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 00:06, March 17, 2010 (UTC) Not Yes 01:12, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Why for is this part "Featured"??? Game:The yes or no game/Fork  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  17 Mar 2010 ~ 02:26 (UTC) It looks like it was featured in 2005, can't delete that page, or is that not a page of this game? Aleister in Chains 4:37 17 3 mmx

Fisher Price (3D)

Keep	Keep. Part of the in-joke. Neccessary? No. Harmless? Yes. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:06, 16 Mar Keep. per above, I've seen worse. --Mn-z 23:59, March 16, 2010 (UTC) Rewrite. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:56, March 16, 2010 (UTC) Keep I know some of the article's history, and the three versions are so that various models of 3-D glasses will actually work on the image, but not all 3-D glasses. With the 3-D film influx likely to continue this seems, as Opty says, harmless. And an interesting addition in this form. Aleister in Chains 1:45 17 3 mmx Yes. Yes. Yes.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  17 Mar 2010 ~ 04:30 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. All I have to say is WTF--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 21:48, March 16, 2010 (UTC) WTF Spıke ¬ 23:04 16-Mar-10 Enough of this madness! --Wilytank 00:11, March 17, 2010 (UTC) Danger In joke approaching forced meme levels! --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:12, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept via WTF? MrN 08:24, Mar 17

Deeryism

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Delete	Delete. Fakey religion, wibble wibble wibble. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:36, March 16, 2010 (UTC) Burn. Who is Thomas Baron Deery? This is utter nonsense and feels like a Livejournal entry.--Jtaylor1 15:42, March 16, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Cruft about a made up religion. --Wilytank 16:00, March 16, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "There is no telling what the future holds for [this article], but it will be interesting to see where this crazy bunch of hippy ass mofos end up." Not. Spıke ¬ 16:06 16-Mar-10 Delete -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:50, Mar. 16, 2010 Delete. --Mn-z 00:05, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Uncyclopedia: The Text Adventure

Keep	I WON! YAY! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:37, 16 March 2010 LOL —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:53, 16 March 2010 Keepers! Ha!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  17 Mar 2010 ~ 04:30 (UTC)
Delete	ROFLCOPTER flown by LOLCATS Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 01:30, Mar 16 2010 UTC Delete. only 1 action apparently. --Mn-z 01:39, March 16, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:33, March 16, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 03:52, March 16, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:52, 16 Mar Deleters Ha! mAttlobster. (hello) 09:54, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Including all sub-pages

Game:Multiplayer Chess

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Delete	Delete Another crappy game. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 03:14, Mar 15 2010 UTC Delete. Yeah, that chess template was really impressive in 2006 but... ughhhh. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:03, March 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 21:55, March 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 23:36, March 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:07, 16 Mar Delete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:57, Mar. 16, 2010
Comments	Comment. If this goes Game:Multiplayer Chess/Archive1 and Game:Multiplayer Chess/Archive2 should go with it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:06, March 15, 2010 (UTC) Comment. Please move this to User:Happytimes/VFD/Game:Multiplayer Chess

Game:SimCity

Keep	Keep I was about to vote delete, but seeing that Poopy forgot to tag the page with {{VFD}} (POTR, see my note below in the comments section wherein I remind you to tag pages you nominate), I clicked edit, and there the Korean interwiki link was brought to my attention. This article is featured on the Korean Uncyclopedia, and every page is illustrated with images, which probably makes the game a lot better. Please check it out before voting. It really helps to see what's happening instead of just reading it and assuming a 12-year-old wrote it. I should be getting to bed but I'll copy the images to the English wiki tomorrow if no one beats me to it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:28, March 10, 2010 (UTC) Sorted. This version should match the Korean version. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:37, March 10, 2010 (UTC) Comment. Now that it matches the Korean Version, did it become good? --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:39, March 10, 2010 (UTC) "Good" is subjective. I like it. I could write a Fisher-Price style retrospective about its virtues, but instead I'll sum the game up by saying it's like Sim City meets I Wanna Be The Guy meets Mr. Bean. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:27, March 11, 2010 (UTC) Keep per Syndrome. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:18, 10 March 2010 Keep. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:42, 16 Mar 2010 AAAAAAAAA! My city EXPLODED!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  17 Mar 2010 ~ 04:30 (UTC)
Delete	Kill Short and nasty, with lack of lols. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 05:58, Mar 10 2010 UTC Delete. By clicking links in relative locations and a decent knowledge of Sim City I surmise this is sporked verbatim and the game is shit. The images do not help. This thing is Korea's problem now. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:29, March 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete It's like a twelve year old wrote it. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:54, March 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:50, 10 Mar Delete. Seems to be the work of an orphan who has wandered into this wiki by accident. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:16, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	I'm not naming names, but don't forget to tag pages with {{VFD}} when you nominate them. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:28, March 10, 2010 (UTC) I'm still new at the whole VFD thing, so you'll have to forgive me being a dick. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 08:36, Mar 10 2010 UTC Say 10 Hail Maries and abstain from chocolate for a week. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:57, March 10, 2010 (UTC) Kept Not enough to kill it. MrN 08:29, Mar 17

Game:Randomness Online

Keep	Keep It offers randomness online and it delivers randomness online. Not one of the selling points of Uncyclopedia, but it's complete and coherent. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:16, March 10, 2010 (UTC) As above. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 06:23, 12 Mar 2010 Keep.--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 17:48, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Keep 4 sur' Feature. Just looked at it for about 30 seconds and have had the biggest laughs I've had for days. Thanks for pointing me to this. Can't wait to finish typing this so I can go look at it again. Seriously. Aleister in Chains 18:51 16 3 MMX AAAAAAAAA! My city Developed!.
Delete	Delete. Stoopid Nominally Humane! some time 21:14, 8/03/2010 Delete. --Mn-z 00:48, March 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:20, March 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:15, 9 Mar Delete. Not random enough. Doesn't deliver what it says on the tin. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:32, March 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete - What Romartus said - if you've got the whole scone of random, spunk the cat man, spunk the cat. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:19, March 11, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment May I request that the admins hold back on deleting this until there's a clear majority greater than the usual 5? This game is huge and it would take some time to look at it and make a fair judgement. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:57, March 10, 2010 (UTC) Kept Not enough to kill it. MrN 08:28, Mar 17

Call of Duty

Keep	rewrite needs a crap pruning but is not worthless. I've seen worse. --Mn-z 01:20, March 16, 2010 (UTC) Recyclewrite. What Mnbvcxz said. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:22, 16 March 2010 Keep. I'm in the middle of fixing this one up. --ChiefjusticeWii 07:56, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Well, it the Knocc Out, definition orginal baby gangster approach me like you hard, muthafucker i'mma bank ya shank ya, with my fuckin shank, if i havta Dr Dre and Snoop Doggy Dogg are fuckin actors prankstas, studio gangstas, bustas but this time yer dealin with some real muthafuckers. The Man In Black. 00:49, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 09:18, Mar 16

Star Trek: Series Guide

Keep	Keep For a Star Trek Series Guide it seems fine and actually quite detailed, and if worked on it could only improve. I had a few laughs just skimming it. So, why? Aleister in Chains 2:06 16 3 mmx Keep. savable and not totally worthless. Should get a rewrite tag. --Mn-z 01:13, March 16, 2010 (UTC) What Mnbvcxz said. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:21, 16 March 2010 Keep. Not too bad. You would expect an article by hardened Trekkies lovingly listing every single episode with just enough changed to claim they were practicing "humor." Spıke ¬ 01:46 16-Mar-10
Delete	Delete. SEE YOUNG NIGGAS LIKE ME WILL BREAK YOU OFF SOMETHING, BUT CLAIMIN' MY CITY BOY, DRE, YOU AIN'T FROM COMPTON The Man In Black. 00:42, March 16, 2010 (UTC) Delete.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 01:04, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 09:20, Mar 16

Marilyn Monroe

Keep	But of course, Keep Read this page long ago and it was a good piece. Now, you b*s(a%rD, I will have to go work on it. Grrrrr. But, of course, keep. Aleister in Chains 2:01 16 3 mmx Obvious Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:20, 16 March 2010 Keep. per above. --Mn-z 01:27, March 16, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Good writing that pertains to the subject. Spıke ¬ 01:47 16-Mar-10 Keep. Needs work, but has enough to work with. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:16, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. lol she wuz perimscuous The Man In Black.`
Comments	Kept Colin your nominations look worse than your penis. MrN 09:23, Mar 16

Religion

Keep	Keep. I'm a very religious person, mind you! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:14, 16 March 2010 Keep. not really that good, but too notable. And its sort of functioning as a portal. I think we are better off keeping it. If it doesn't exist I could see the causal reader saying, "ZOMG! they can't even make an article about relgion, this place is teh suxxors" --Mn-z 01:37, March 16, 2010 (UTC) Keep. I hate it with a passion, but there is enough of merit in there that it could be salvaged with a decent re-write, and I'm drooling to have a go at this. Worst case - if we are going to delete this, could whoever huffs pop a copy into my namespace? Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 04:47, Mar 16 2010 UTC Keep. religion is good for the soul--Jupiterfox
Delete	Delete and redirect to something not so fucking retarded. The Man In Black. 00:22, March 16, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Interminable (only a problem as it has no point to make) and listy. If it doesn't exist, Mn-z, I could see the casual reader saying, "As this is a wiki, I bet I am free to write a new article on religion!" Spıke ¬ 02:00 16-Mar-10
Comments	re: spike *:But, its probably going to come back worse. Maybe we should create a religion portal or something. --Mn-z 02:06, March 16, 2010 (UTC) kept Someone clean this up please? Maybe actually make this into a portal type page with just a small introduction? Remove most of the crap, and leave lots of links to other related articles. MrN 09:31, Mar 16

Yugo Hugo I

Keep
Delete	Delete. Yugo Hugo II and Yugo Hugo III are biting the dust right now (below). I is a more complete article but does everything wrong: God/Satan, nonsense numbers, techno-babble, rambling. Altogether dippy. Spıke ¬ 23:39 15-Mar-10 Delete. per ending the dynasty. --Mn-z 23:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC) This is funny how? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:03, 16 March 2010 Delete. Too much wibble. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:37, March 16, 2010 (UTC) Dicks --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:37, March 16, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Full blown cack-a-liner. Looks like something you put in a random language translator and then sprinkle in added dumbo to make it rise to utter bollocks. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:41, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Narrative

Keep	Weak keep I can see the method in the madness. With some cleanup, it might be decent, but I'm afraid that reading it might still be too much like work. --Mn-z 01:29, March 12, 2010 (UTC) It was a lot like work. Taking ten paragraphs to, ultimately, define Narrative by illustration, is clever but a waste of time. Belongs in a different namespace unless it gets a lot funnier. Spıke ¬ 12:49 12-Mar-10 Keep. It was acceptable until some IP took a leak on it. It's easy to spot the sudden change in content and style. This version would be the ideal point to restore it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:18, March 15, 2010 (UTC) Keep. The Count is right. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:55, 16 March 2010 Keep. Per The Count and Socky. --ChiefjusticeWii 09:07, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 20:07, March 11, 2010 (UTC) Category:Rambling. Spıke ¬ 20:59 11-Mar-10 Delete...OK I get it writer. You know this is crap so why bother writing all this down and posting it in the Limp Sprinkler of Unknowledge known as Uncyclopedia? A true appreciation of your work can be found down the hall by the shit chute known as Encyclopedia Dramatica...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:03, March 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Quite boring --Wilytank 16:08, March 12, 2010 (UTC) Slurp!,Slurp!, Gag!,Gag! --Roman Dog Bird 20:17, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Don't forget the {{VFD}} tag. Spıke ¬ 20:59 11-Mar-10 Yeah, thanks someone for adding it. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 15:44, March 12, 2010 (UTC) Just to add, the last edit on it has been in 2008. No-one is in a hurry to clean this up. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 15:44, March 12, 2010 (UTC) My good man, they are clipping their coupons. Spıke ¬ 20:39 12-Mar-10 Kept MrN 09:27, Mar 16

Bob le chat

Keep
Delete	Delete.The Chi go down to the ang, when the Pi go see the po after the Li saw mi but the Wa was at the bou.--Count of Monkey Crisco 23:06, March 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 23:13, March 15, 2010 (UTC) Zût alors! Always-endearing English-as-a-Second-Language ("People in glass houses shouldn't through parties") but this is essentially a sandbox, periodically begging the reader to keep going. Spıke ¬ 23:30 15-Mar-10 Delete. --Mn-z 23:47, March 15, 2010 (UTC) Obliterate. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:01, 16 March 2010
Comments

Champion of the Polar Arts

Keep
Delete	Delete. Random '05cruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:09, March 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. OK, I get it, residents of Poland sound a lot like the word for a long stick. This pun didn't require a list of five sections, followed by a section with a list. Spıke ¬ 21:48 15-Mar-10 Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 21:49, March 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 23:46, March 15, 2010 (UTC) Rather Meh if you ask me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:00, 16 March 2010
Comments

Yugo Hugo II

Keep
Delete	Delete. Short and utterly atrocious. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:43, March 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Author is assembling an alternate-reality dynasty rivaling Hajime Socialist Republic but using correct English. Even Yugo Hugo I is VFD-ready, with its reliance on nonsense numbers and techno-babble. Spıke ¬ 19:55 15-Mar-10 Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 21:53, March 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 23:46, March 15, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Nice picture. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:58, 16 March 2010
Comments	Comment. There's plenty of room on VFD. If you deem something VFD ready don't suggest it, take the shot. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:04, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Yugo Hugo III

Keep
Delete	Delete. Longer but still utterly atrocious. Paragraphs that end mid-sentence indicate an article abandoned in late 2006. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:46, March 15, 2010 (UTC) woke up to find a prostitute in his Like father, like son. Spıke ¬ 19:57 15-Mar-10 Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 21:53, March 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 23:44, March 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Because I'm a mean bastard. --2K12_DAN.VRS 00:23, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Chad

Keep
Delete	Delete and redirect to Chad (country). —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:39, 15 March 2010 (UTC) Delete. Thoroughly lame. No redirect; Chad (country) should be moved over this article. Spıke ¬ 13:49 15-Mar-10 Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 21:55, March 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:14, March 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. & redirect per above. --Mn-z 23:33, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Redirected. --Roman Dog Bird 00:29, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

Administrators

Keep
Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:43, 13 Mar I like that cat. -- Roman Dog Bird 22:33, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. surely we have something better to redirect this to. --Mn-z 23:01, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Redirect to Admins, which is awesome. What? Stop staring at me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:55, March 14, 2010 (UTC) DELETE Mildly depressing like the Antiques Roadshow. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:51, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Redirected MrN 23:28, Mar 14

United States Army

Keep
Delete	Delete. This vote is not at all biased in any way. Really. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:37, 13 March 2010 (UTC) Delete. A dumb article. There are hundreds of people in the US Army that could write a clever satire based on the US Army--I've seen a couple pieces here from the US Air Force--and a couple may know about Uncyclopedia. Start over. Spıke ¬ 22:42 13-Mar-10 pooooooooooooooop --Roman Dog Bird 22:48, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 23:00, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Defeat. --Wilytank 00:07, March 14, 2010 (UTC) Delete This is just fucked. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:25, March 14, 2010 (UTC) Delete If this is "Be all you can be", we're fucked. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 13:28, Mar. 14, 2010 Completely redundant Delete vote. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:33, 14 March 2010
Comments	Not having been there, let me tell you about the US Army: It is widely understood that the best way to ensure success is to requisition equipment that you don't need, in order to trade it for stuff that you need desperately but your superiors would never approve. The only way to defeat the enemy is to interpret your orders creatively, deny receiving them, or deliberately disregard them once you have an airtight excuse. There is a small chance that your career as an officer may be ruined by Congressional inquiry or internal scapegoating. And that you will die taking a hill while diplomats are negotiating to give it back. There is a large chance of becoming a hero by disobeying orders to complete a mission, provided you complete the mission. This is all well-known, dead-serious, and yet tons funnier than our current article. Spıke ¬ 17:31 14-Mar-10

Breaking Dawn

Keep
Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:33, 13 Mar Delete. Utterly no way to tell where the vandalism ends and the article begins. Spıke ¬ 22:45 13-Mar-10 LOL TWILIGHT LOL nigger shit fuck cock --Roman Dog Bird 22:53, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 22:58, March 13, 2010 (UTC) ahaha get it? Twilight sucks? omg how original!!11!11 —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 08:07, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Steve Urkel

Keep
Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:29, 13 Mar Delete. Apart from the fact that all the sections are blank, except Section 1, which would be better blank, not a lot to complain about here. Spıke ¬ 22:48 13-Mar-10 Delete. looks like illogicopedia, only badly formatted. --Mn-z 22:56, March 13, 2010 (UTC) HEE HEE HEE HEE *snort snort snort* --Roman Dog Bird 23:10, March 13, 2010 (UTC) El taco —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 08:04, 14 March 2010 (UTC) Delete -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 13:31, Mar. 14, 2010 EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:39, 14 March 2010
Comments

Writing articles while drunk

Keep	Keep I'm embarrassed to say that despite the complete lack of most redeeming qualities, I did find this amusing. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:22, March 14, 2010 (UTC) Keep For sure, I found it very funny. And the concept should exist in at least one article on Uncy. Feature. (I've already done did my mandatory vote-for-save edits) Aleister in Chains 13:34 14 3 mmx added pics, more edits. If saved maybe rename "HowTo:Write articles while drunk" or "Sober is for pussies", or,betrest yet "HowTo:Write articles while drunk sober is for pussies". Al de'Chain, a few minutes later Keep. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 17:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC) Feature! I can easily see why this had to be done. After all, inebriation is hilarious...if it's not you. --Wilytank 18:20, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:15, 13 Mar A no-brainer. Similar to Narrative in illustrating by doing, but this one lacks any redeeming qualities, and can't be so bad it's good because of the ease of re-creating one like it. Spıke ¬ 21:23 13-Mar-10 Rescinded. Thanks, Aleister. It's still crap but it made me laugh. Spıke ¬ 17:34 14-Mar-10 Delete. & redirect to The fact that you don't want a poodle --Mn-z 21:39, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Lame. --Roman Dog Bird 23:21, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	You do know that one of our most popular articles, in terms of out of-wiki-notability, was written by an inebriated author? That sort of ruins the concept of making fun of drunken editing.--Mn-z 16:27, March 14, 2010 (UTC) How about renaming it HowTo:Write articles while extremely drunk Aleister in Chains 16:48 pi day Kept MrN 23:26, Mar 14

Jerry Hall

Keep
Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:13, 13 Mar Delete. Rambling and themeless. Spıke ¬ 21:24 13-Mar-10 Delete. --Mn-z 22:55, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 23:23, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete Some of it did raise a smile, but it's too much of a mess.mAttlobster. (hello) 13:24, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

SIG P226

Keep
Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:40, 13 Mar Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 20:49, March 13, 2010 (UTC) George Bush's Penis. Tagged with {{ICU}} on 8-Mar-07 and...nothing happened. Spıke ¬ 21:01 13-Mar-10 Delete. per above. --Mn-z 22:50, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Get a Glock 18, bitch. --Wilytank 00:08, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Usher

Keep
Delete	Delete. I don't want to go on deletion crusade against specific active authors. However, this one is particularly bad. It consists mainly of human-on-cartoon sex (both straight and gay) and references to the deleted Mama Luigi. --Mn-z 15:19, March 13, 2010 (UTC) If you're not up for a crusade, I suppose Minerva Mink and Amy Winehouse can breathe easy. Spıke ¬ 17:40 13-Mar-10 Delete. Abuse+Fantasies Involving Cartoons=Junior Uncyclopedia. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:45, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Article endears itself to me by begging for its survival in the first sentence. That is the only nearly funny part of it. Spıke ¬ 17:36 13-Mar-10 ahawhawhawhawhawhawhawhaw -- Roman Dog Bird 21:01, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Redirect to Ussher. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:41, 14 March 2010
Comments	re: spike's comment They are both "weak", and if they were the creations of a retired user or ip, I'd probably go ahead and nom them on VFD. However, I'm afraid that nominating all of them might scare away the author. And, its our policy assume that writers will probably get better as they become more familiar with our standards of humor and get the silliness out of their systems. If we only nom the author's worst articles, it will hopefully send him a signal that his writing system needs improvement without scaring him off the wiki. --Mn-z 21:50, March 13, 2010 (UTC) My only remaining hope for Jupiterfox (see my comment on Pineapple titties below) is that he meet up with Storytime and that the meeting results in a magical transformation of both of them into their literary opposites. Spıke ¬ 22:51 13-Mar-10 Come on Spike, Storytime ain't that bad. He wrote HowTo:Rescue A Princess, and if not for that huge list in the middle, it'd be a relatively good article. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:05, 14 March 2010 Sorry; I don't know what he's written; only that he was on the Forum complaining about how the rest of us are all so wicked smahht. Spıke ¬ 17:38 14-Mar-10 look spike ill tell yuo the truth.i can actually write pretty well.when it comes to academic writing,my content is A+ material.itS just that i dont think humor and comedy should be that intelligent.i simply have a silly and random sense of humor.im cant change my literary style cause i enjoy what i write and find it funny.now if that dosent fit on here,than so be it.ill just keep doing what im doing.in terms of improving writing so i can keep stuff on here, i could partner up with serious writers so i can have somehting that fits on here betterJupiterfox March 13, 2010 (UTC) You can always do that, and there are many organized ways here of helping that to happen. What I was suggesting is that you partner up with a writer we've found of equal unseriousness, just to see what the result is! Spıke ¬ 19:11 14-Mar-10

Fifi's Angels

Keep
Delete	Delete. at first I was like, "this is bad enough to be turned into an inside joke." But after thinking about it, its very nearly cyberbullying, and brings up "bad memories". I replaced to names in the "Parody Film" section to get rid of the blatant references a specific user and the drama relating to his leaving the wiki. But even if that section was deleted entirely, I think the concept/page name was too much reference in itself to old drama. --Mn-z 15:04, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The writer forgot he was supposed to be writing for a humour website instead of a pornowiki. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:42, March 13, 2010 (UTC) kinky,lesbian,cum filled,exotic. Spıke ¬ 17:32 13-Mar-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:02, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. As I noted in the comments when the article was created "Dammit, Jupiterfox" --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:29, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	mm'kay the article came off as cyberbullying but i was really trying to acknoledge (that user who made slappys angels) i mean i didn't say (that user)sucked dick or anything.i actually liked his writing.i apologize for the cyberbully issue but that's not what i was intending.Jupiterfox

Pineapple titties

Keep	Keep. ya know this article was funny.good luck finding a man with those kinds of breasts.although having them can be useful.you can have youurself a nice glass of juice any time you want.TITTTIESSSSS. Jupiterfox 02:59, March 13, 2010 (UTC) You need to talk to master Storytime in the Forum. Spıke ¬ 12:50 13-Mar-10 Keep I didn't find that much wrong with keeping it on the site, probably thousands of other worse than this. And the thought of anyone fondling Margaret Thatcher's breasts is funny to me. Keeping to my personal policy I'll go put in a few minutes work on it. Aleister in Chains 15:17 13 3 mmx Ok, I think it's working out pretty well. Come on in and join the, ah, fun? Al 15:59 13 3 mmx Keep. per the fix-ication. --Mn-z 23:20, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Wolfox4777's other oeuvre. It has a theme, but it's not about anything. Spıke ¬ 02:50 13-Mar-10 Rescinded but not Keep; making love to Mr. Margaret Thatcher is still double-Ew! And why does a group of scientists have a name, anyway? Spıke ¬ 23:39 13-Mar-10 Delete. per above. --Mn-z 02:56, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 05:29, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Not filthy enough. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:50, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 23:31, Mar 14

Game:Pokemon_(Pirated_Engrish_Version)

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Delete	Delete. A year-old WIP with all the loose ends tied by dumb IPs. The author archived his talk page without responding to my query about the game, so I take that to mean he's done with it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:39, March 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 12:51, March 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:51, 10 Mar  Kill. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 06:42, Mar 11 2010 UTC Delete He's done with it. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:20, March 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Poker Moron. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:09, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Once again you stinks at links, good sir, your confidence in your ability to use uncyclopedia markup vastly outstrips your actual ability to use uncyclopedia markup, a problem further exacerbated by your failure to check whether or not your intended computer code was valid in achieving your desired results. Additionally a game would best be reviewed from the start as to maintain the writer's suggested context and to allow a more fair judgment by potential reviewers instead of disrupting narrative progress. Make sure the link clicks properly before you nom something. I fixed it for you. The start of the game is in the main link. All the related branches of the game are in this link here. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:35, March 10, 2010 (UTC) And you, guvnor, are lacking in the finer arts of discourse. When gentlemen such as ourselves happen upon an allegation of poor quality leveled against an individual page, we consider the allegation to impugn upon that page alone and not said page's family, friends or distinguished social clubs. As such, until established precedent has been overthrown in a formal court of law, we will have to reach a gentlemen's agreement on how to approach the subject. (However, I would like to thank you for addressing my error in which I referred to said page with the incorrect title. I do hope that my grievous error was not inferred to be disrespect.) --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:18, March 11, 2010 (UTC) You're welcome. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:42, March 10, 2010 (UTC) Always a pleasure. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:18, March 11, 2010 (UTC) Perhaps I am being biased a little by my interest in the subject matter, but is userfication a possibility? (I have deliberately not specified who to userfy it to.) --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 20:26, March 10, 2010 (UTC) Agreed with userfication, as the predominant editor for this is still active, even if his work on this isn't. If said user doesn't want it, then he/she/it/them/sockpuppet can request delete in qvfd. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 20:34, Mar 10 2010 UTC I wouldn't be mad at that, but we shouldn't decide for him. It's a pain to move all those pages unless someone actually wants them. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:37, March 10, 2010 (UTC) Well, I've advised him/her/it/grue and if they ask, they can get, otherwise HUFF IT! Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 01:37, Mar 11 2010 UTC

Myriad

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:38, 13 Mar Delete. If I may quote from a change summary: "which six year old wrote this?" Spıke ¬ 20:56 13-Mar-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:00, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Why would anyone write this and think it's funny? —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:19, 13 March 2010 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 22:49, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Brancaster

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Delete	Delete. Untouched, apart from a category added by MadMax, since June 2006. Oh - and not very good. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:39, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:44, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. For once written by someone who is possibly likes Brancaster except all the newcomers. Still, this is poorly executed and deserves removal.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:47, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Well-written, but it's essentially a stubby rant. And the topic--conflict between long-time residents and new arrivals--is hardly specific to there. Spıke ¬ 17:31 13-Mar-10
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Bumhole

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Delete	Delete. I was expecting an article about sodomy and/or defecation. I was disappointed. --Mn-z 02:30, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. So too, probably, was the guy who remarkably put this in Category:Anatomy. Wolfox4777 (who left us on 14-Aug-06) thereby learned how to code an article. Otherwise, worthless. Spıke ¬ 02:46 13-Mar-10 post-edited It's ass MrN 02:53, Mar 13 Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 05:32, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Buttpoop.--Count of Monkey Crisco 13:07, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Malachi

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Delete	Delete. largely untouched 2006 ip creation. --Mn-z 02:27, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Because, who would touch it? Three paragraphs typed for the sheer joy of not having to worry about all that stereotyping. Spıke ¬ 02:42 13-Mar-10 Away --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:08, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 05:33, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Is there a way to get a list of articles from oldest creation date to newest? --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:10, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Special:AncientPages which I believe measures age by the most recent edit. --Mn-z 13:14, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
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ZADR

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Delete	Delete. gay-man-sex, actually gay-alien/boy-sex that looks like a pg-13 ED page. --Mn-z 01:37, March 10, 2010 (UTC) Ew! Does NAMBLA maintain a wiki? Spıke ¬ 02:10 10-Mar-10 lolololololololol --Roman Dog Bird 02:20, March 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Taking illiteracy and obfuscation to new depths. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:40, March 11, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:14, 13 March 2010
Comments	I'm 12 and what is this? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:06, March 10, 2010 (UTC)

Waluigi

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Delete	Slurp!,Slurp!, Gag!,Gag! --Roman Dog Bird 20:13, March 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete. RDB's rationale is the sound of "Toad & Drew Pickles Sucking Waluigi's dick." The article is a vehicle for much, much more of the same. The article isn't anything else, including funny. Spıke ¬ 20:42 12-Mar-10 Delete. but at least he didn't turn into a hermaphroditic furry and impregnate himself like Luigi. --Mn-z 21:40, March 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete There is no way Uncyclopedia could possibly have a good article about Waluigi. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:16, March 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This does nothing right. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 05:36, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
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Category:Not Spinach

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Delete	Delete. worthless random category of 7 items. --Mn-z 01:31, March 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Redundant. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:07, March 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Automatic vote against a category that doesn't categorize. Spıke ¬ 12:49 12-Mar-10 Delete. Not Spinach could be anything. --Wilytank 13:49, March 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Not useful. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:34, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
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Harry Potter Spells

Keep	Keep. Several entries may need to purged for being repetive, but it's overall too far from violating UN:LIST. Ace Attacker 06:03, March 11, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Not pants. MrN 10:48, Mar 11 Keep. Get rid of some of the dumber ones though. --Wilytank 16:55, March 11, 2010 (UTC) Keep. per above. --Mn-z 00:12, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. listcruft Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 05:04, Mar 11 2010 UTC
Comments	If we keep it can we at least {{Anti-list}}? Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 06:40, Mar 11 2010 UTC Can this be rehoused somewhere? There is a lot of weird work in this. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:01, March 11, 2010 (UTC) I saw "Harry Potter Spells" and thought "Mavis Beacon Teaches Jack-Hammering." This huge glossary is a good vehicle for humor, but isn't inherently funny. It needs a curator who has something in mind other than the joy of writing about horse-cock. Not Ace Attacker, though recently he has kept it from becoming even worse. Spıke ¬ 10:47 11-Mar-10 Kept Someone strip out the crap though eh? MrN 02:53, Mar 13

Game:It's Gumby, Goddammit

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Delete	Delete. Nope - dull (inc subpages, of course) Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 01:35, Mar 11 2010 UTC Delete. In God's Name Go-Go-Go. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:46, March 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:41, 11 Mar Delete. It's crap, Goddammit! --Wilytank 19:10, March 11, 2010 (UTC)
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Libra

Keep	Keep. for now while I work on my Astrology page project, just to avoid loading the Horoscopes page with ugly red links. OK? -- GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 06:04, March 3, 2010 (UTC) Keep. if at minimum for GlobalTourniquet. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 17:05, March 5, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Needs a plastic surgeon to remove some lists, but why delete? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:35, March 11, 2010 (UTC) Keep. But really needs pics. --Wilytank 13:50, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Totally unfunny, starts with a cliché and doesn't get any better, morphing into a list. Only salvageable content: "a big jumble of stars that nobody can ever really make sense out of, and if they say they can, then they're lying, along with those people who can apparently tell the "difference" between Coke and Diet Coke." Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 21:46, March 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Like reading a skin rash. Not advisable. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 01:22, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	The author of Libra set out to muse about Myself as a Libra, and cover any other topics that could be made to fit in a carefree and wacky way. Astrology-based articles could be really funny--UnNews carries Today's Horoscope that is really funny, in very small doses--even though it is impossible even for astrology to say anything definitive about 1/12 of the population essentially chosen at random. Whatever happens to this page (deletion or repair) should be done with a view to the 11 other articles. (My first two samplings, Scorpio and Sagittarius, revealed that there is no article.) Spıke ¬  21:56 2-Mar-10 Spike is right. Actually all the disparate Astrology, Zodiac, Horoscopes and the individual articles for this and a couple of other signs ought to all be consolidated into one page, then all references to both astrology and the signs redirected there. In fact, let me make that my next project. How about that? I'll make redirecting this and Gemini, etc. part of that effort. Kick me hard if it isn't done in two weeks. Deal? -- GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 22:16, March 2, 2010 (UTC) Sounds almost like organization--but I am enthused. Spıke ¬  22:19 2-Mar-10 If done very well, that page could be a classic. Global! Global! Global! ~   1:36 3.3.2MX Kept MrN 02:57, Mar 13

Game:Zork3

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Delete	Delete. Send in the clones. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 06:00, Mar 12 2010 UTC
Comments	Closed Na... We only just voted on this. Not right now again eh? MrN 06:13, Mar 12

Kid Rock

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Delete	Delete. Obviously. The Man In Black. 04:34, March 11, 2010 (UTC) Kid Rock. --Roman Dog Bird 07:13, March 11, 2010 (UTC) Pants MrN 09:17, Mar 11 He's gay! High point of this mudslinging rant is when Kid "developed a strong likeness [sic] for men." Spıke ¬ 10:32 11-Mar-10 Delete'. The first paragraph cheerfully lets you know if you think gay jokes,rape and a Lord of the Rings allusions are just for you, read on. If only all crap articles were so considerate. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:59, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
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Republican Zim

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Delete	Delete. zimcruft --Mn-z 22:37, March 10, 2010 (UTC) Like the others. This one has US partisan advocacy to boot. Spıke ¬ 00:03 11-Mar-10 whatever --Roman Dog Bird 00:44, March 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Perhaps one for Junior Uncyclopedia. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:45, March 11, 2010 (UTC) Per Romartus. No one gets the 50-clones-with-different-adjectives treatment except Jesus. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:04, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	11th active nomination. --Mn-z 22:37, March 10, 2010 (UTC)

White van

Keep	Keep. Have already improved the form. I can save the text too. 15:06 PS--It's done. Spıke ¬ 22:04 8-Mar-10 Keep I trust the SPIKERTRON! mAttlobster. (hello) 20:33, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Keep Didn't read it before, but as it is now with a Spike makeover it got a few laughs out of me. Some of my best abductions have been by vans, so this brought back alot of memories. Aleister in Change Aleister in Change
Delete	Delete.. There is potential to be had here, but not in this form, unless someone has a burning desire to save it then I think it should go. --ChiefjusticeWii 14:42, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Admin, if kept, please rename to White van and adjust link from VFD archive. Spıke ¬ 22:06 8-Mar-10 Kept Did I forget to say that? Oops! MrN 00:09, Mar 11

Dark Claw

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Delete	Delete. Simply unfunny and dry. Those lists are pretty rough. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:48, March 8, 2010 (UTC) No redeeming qualities. Interesting to read Uncyclopedia from the days before JPGs were invented. Spıke ¬ 12:19 8-Mar-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 22:41, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Oh God, these are getting worse. --UU - natter 15:56, Mar 9 Only tea for me thanks --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:36, March 11, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. In the late 90's DC Comics and Marvel Comics teamed up to create Amalgam Comics, a series of fanservice wet dreams that published a series of miniseries featuring superheroes that were a hybrid of popular properties from both companies. User:Crablogger either has a hard on or a vendetta against that sort lived series and produced a number of dry, unfunny articles about Amalgam Comics. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:48, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Indeed, as Amalgam Comics is linked to once in each of the first three lines. Spıke ¬ 12:19 8-Mar-10

Aqua Mariner

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Delete	Delete. Random fictional characters, gay jokes and wibble. More from the Crablogger/Amalgam project. {– Preceding unsigned comment added by Count of Monkey Crisco (talk • contribs) Delete. The humor about this comic-book hero is of junior-high-school quality. Spıke ¬ 12:25 8-Mar-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 22:45, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. More random bollocks. --UU - natter 15:55, Mar 9 Delete. Waste of effort. Looks good until you start reading it. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:48, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. See above. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:00, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

Super Soldier

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Delete	Delete. an unfunny load of junk with patches of wibble and some nasty lists. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:48, March 8, 2010 (UTC) He's super gay! No matter what author's agenda was, he simply wasn't ever very funny. Spıke ¬ 12:29 8-Mar-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 22:46, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Very poor. --UU - natter 15:53, Mar 9 Delete. Straining for laughs and going purple in the face at the same time. Pull the chain..--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:56, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. See comment above.--Count of Monkey Crisco 09:00, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

Template:Zim

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Delete	I'm gonna sing the Doom song Template is neither alive nor full of mission goo. Almost everything in it is up for deletion. Closing admin, please delete Category:Zim too. Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 21:45, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Hear hear! Yes to both. Even if we have not yet deleted all the component articles, which were like bad movie sequels. Spıke ¬ 22:03 8-Mar-10 tewwible --Roman Dog Bird 22:30, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Like Wild at Heart said below, send it to the room with the moose. --Wilytank 22:32, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. now effectively gutted. although, if the future, I'd suggest holding off on sectional template noms until all the cruft from the template is nommed. Otherwise, you run the risk of deleting the to-delete list. --Mn-z 22:40, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment I would hold on deleting the template until we know for sure its going to be useless. I'd suggest not deleting the category at all, as there are some userspace pages in there, and it would still be better than a pile of clutter. --Mn-z 23:01, March 8, 2010 (UTC) On a related note, it appears that this template is causing the VFD template to double. --Mn-z 00:42, March 9, 2010 (UTC) Fixed. Remember, {{Vfd}} in templates must be bracketed by <noinclude> or it is, well, included on every page that uses the template. Spıke ¬ 01:44 9-Mar-10 I should have caught that, I was thinking a coding error was magically causing the template to double for some reason. --Mn-z 01:52, March 9, 2010 (UTC) "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Spıke ¬ 11:13 9-Mar-10

Game:Abyss 2

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Delete	Delete. Supposedly in process but hasn't been touched for a while, and very crufty. Nominally Humane! some time 21:14, 8/03/2010 Delete. I thought we had another game about grues. This one might be redundant. --Mn-z 00:46, March 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Gives me the eaten by grues blues. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:31, March 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:15, 9 Mar Delete. Well I never felt more like deleting the Grues And I never thought, that I'd Never Seeing You Go Dave...Why'd ya haunt me this way,by Deleting the Grues.... I needed a song after looking at this..--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:03, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Kraz/dead

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Delete	Delete. Cruft based upon a rip off of crufty cruft with a side order of cruft. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 02:03, Mar 10 2010 UTC Delete. looks like its might be an orphaned remnant too. --Mn-z 02:33, March 10, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:23, 10 March 2010 Del --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:59, March 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:49, 10 Mar
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Special:PrefixIndex/Game:Kroz

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Delete	Delete. The first page of Game:Kroz and subsequent cruft Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 02:31, Mar 10 2010 UTC Delete. As POTR said, this is the first page of the game. If this page survives because some stuffy admin decides the nom is invalid, then this page will have survived thanks to the author's poor organization skills. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:17, March 10, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:22, 10 March 2010 Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:46, 10 Mar Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:41, March 11, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Invalid maybe? Its a userpage, but I don't like namespace hopping in a game. --Mn-z 02:34, March 10, 2010 (UTC) Yeah... really more looking at these pages that I wanted to cull, and just remove User:Mr_C._Norris/kroz from being linked to the Game main page. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 02:44, Mar 10 2010 UTC I will delete these pages if the consensus is to delete. Syndrome is wrong. MrN 10:30, Mar 10 ...I'm wrong because...? Maybe we should move this page to Game:Kroz in order to "complete" the game? Or maybe move the entire thing to his userspace and forget about deleting it? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:55, March 10, 2010 (UTC) We are not going to do anything with a page which is in userspace. The parts of the game which are not in his userspace can be voted on to delete, which is what we are doing now. The game should be removed from the game main page, as should anything linking from mainspace to userspace. MrN 23:12, Mar 10 The only page of the game not in Game: is the very first page. Like I said, it's being kept because of the author's poor organization skills. It would be but a trifle to move it to its right place and suppress the redirect. I would rather the first page be deleted too, not because I hate this game so much and I want it to die, but because I think the game should be treated as a whole unit and not broken up because of some unwritten rule and a mistake on the part of a Chuck Norris imitator. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:06, March 11, 2010 (UTC) If the game was kept I would want it moved to mainspace. But... If the rest of the game is deleted, and this page is no longer linked from anywhere else I see no reason to start huffing user pages based on an assumption of intent which may or may not be true. Or... I think UN:N will apply if the rest is deleted, and that's certainly not grounds to make a special case to remove something which just don't matter. MrN 02:26, Mar 11 UN:N certainly applies, but those deleted game electrons are going to be sad and lonely without their leader. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:21, March 11, 2010 (UTC)

Second nom of Game:Kroz

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Delete	Delete. This game is so bad, Chuck Norris using his physic powers to channel you into voting delete. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:13, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment.clicking those links doesn't really get me anywhere. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:20, March 10, 2010 (UTC) WTF? MrN 10:32, Mar 10 I interpreted the previous vote as a vote for a single page. Apologies. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:53, March 10, 2010 (UTC)

UnScripts:Man Law Revision

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Delete	Delete. Looks abandoned, could be haunted. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:50, March 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 20:32, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted per author request on QVFD. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:00, March 10, 2010 (UTC)

Mowgli

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Delete	EXTERMINATE! There's not much text in here. There are a lot of images on the other hand. Some with text in them. Some with text below them. The problem is, none of it makes sense. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:04, 10 March 2010 Delete. Is this about the Kipling character, a computer program, or child sex? You don't know, do you? Spıke ¬ 14:09 10-Mar-10 Delete. It's probably at its best version so far, and that makes me sad. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:02, March 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 20:36, March 10, 2010 (UTC) Jizzmop. The Man In Black. 21:39, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
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Ski-jumping

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Delete	EXTERMINATE! This article is just a piece of crap. It's stupid and not funny. Moreover, it's completely off-topical. I can't find any positives about it. (PS: I write User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/Ski jumping (together with Hiatus Hernia) and I was going to put it in main space). Together with this, Ski jumping (redirect page) should be deleted. Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 12:16, March 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Too random, '05 cruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:54, March 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This article's impossible chronology is a hint that author doesn't feel bound by concepts such as "theme." By all means replace it with PB's panoramic and funny version--to which we can then add numerous instances of The and otherwise make it read like English. Spıke ¬ 14:07 10-Mar-10 EXTERMINATE! Has little to do about actual ski jumping. --Wilytank 16:55, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	CAUTION/UWAGA/POZOR -- As the article I had nominated has been already deleted, then I put my own version (combined with Hiatus' one) in the main space. So voting is done, and the article you will see now is mine, not nominated. Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 22:35, March 10, 2010 (UTC)

Dan Rather

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Delete	Delete. Shitty shit shit shit shit. The Man In Black. 19:53, March 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Uncyclopedia needs a really good article on this unanimously objective journalist who was in the partisan tank, up to the day he apologized for forged documents on Bush but insisted that "the story they tell is true." The Rather in the title is a clever reference to the fact that those documents, allegedly from the 'Eighties, used the superscripting feature of Microsoft Word. Unfortunately, that is the only clever thing about this article, which is mostly cheap shots and charges that he was a Soviet spy. Spıke ¬ 20:09 9-Mar-10 Delete Cheap shots. Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 23:17, March 9, 2010 (UTC) KENNETH WHAT IS THE FREQUENCY?!?!?!?!?! --Roman Dog Bird 02:22, March 10, 2010 (UTC) ?pedia --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:05, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
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Svetlana of The Real World

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Delete	Delete. Pants. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:29, 9 Mar Delete. 100% potty-mouthed tripe, resembling vandalism of the site. Is author experimenting in creating an article that does everything wrong? Is this supposed to be "so bad, it's good"? And did you nominate it because you didn't even succeed in making it that bad? Spıke ¬ 18:31 9-Mar-10 Well, if I read the article history correctly, it looks like 95% of this thing was written by OptyC. So, if he's nomming it for deletion, it's basically a self-nom and he could go through QVFD. Also, I suspect it was he who tricked me into giving it a Pee Review as though it were some kind of honest effort, nominated it, and subsequently called Mordillo a Jew faggot. I don't know. I'm not really sure what's going on with this thing. Delete it, I guess. pillow talk 19:20, March 9, 2010 (UTC) Ha ha. I treeked you! -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:17, 9 Mar Delete Utter shit. Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 23:21, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Penis. MrN 18:45, Mar 9 Comment. This is a hard one (Groans from the cheap seats).. Actually it's worth keeping just for the Pee Review but that means keeping the crap article. It could stand in a cage as an example of the Best of Uncyclopedia Not... But if the consensus is to delete, I will not object. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:52, March 9, 2010 (UTC) Explanation. I found this on QVFD. The first section is all that was there at the time. I was amusing myself by adding sections in the same crappy style as the first: a couple of lines about the subject followed by an invitation for the reader to suck the author's cock. I was expecting it to be deleted, but MrN decided it amused him as well. It amuses me, but I know full well it's shit. Also, I'm about done with it so... Oh, I supppose I should also mention that the whole Mordillo is a Jew faggot thing was just me playing the stupid noob IP schtick. In reality I have nothing but love for that Jew faggot. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:16, 9 Mar Let me get this straight. While I was trying to write good stuff, including saving two sorry articles in this forum, you were deliberately writing crap, faking a Pee Review, faking a VFD nomination, slinging fake racism, and wasting the time of all concerned, just to see if you could "treek" people? And Mr.N., who once banned me for artificially holding a vote open to troll for volunteers, will not ban your ass for flagrantly gaming us because "it amused him" (your words)? I think you should get the fuck out. Spıke ¬ 00:32 10-Mar-10 Spike, chill. Opti - really, you got better things to do as we all do. ~ 00:37, March 10, 2010 (UTC) Spike: I thought this article was funny. I spent several hours last time you got your knickers in a twist trying to explain why I banned you for 45 mins and you still don't get it, so I'm sure as hell not going to bother trying to explain this to you now. It is very different. MrN 07:58, Mar 10 Hyper: Cos you never wrote under a different name for a laugh right? Think about that one. MrN 07:58, Mar 10

Waking the Cadaver

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Delete	Delete. The band sucks ass, but the page could have been funnier than this. --Wilytank 14:12, March 9, 2010 (UTC) They're FAGGOTS! Unusually bad bandcruft. Several no-lifes have used the article to avoid creating a discussion page. I'll withdraw this if someone notes that they are actually FAGGOTS and that that is somehow notable. Spıke ¬ 14:19 9-Mar-10 Delete.well done whoever made this--Count of Monkey Crisco 15:49, March 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Godawful. --UU - natter 15:51, Mar 9 Delete. Trumpeting Randumbos...this is bad...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:54, March 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Though I'm more of a grindcore fan, I am partial to Waking the Cadaver. They're a decent band in my opinion, but this article is shit. --EMC [TALK] 21:32 Mar 9 2010
Comments	I wouldn't think they're gay. Considering they have songs like "Pigtails are for Face Fucking" and "I know the Insides of Women". Their lyrical themes center around rape, gore and violence. --Wilytank 17:03, March 9, 2010 (UTC) All right, then the article either has even less to do with reality, or all the gay-bashing is nuanced irony by a virtuoso writer. Bets in! Spıke ¬ 18:24 9-Mar-10

Bloodhound Gang

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Delete	Delete. This article ain't nothin' but bandcruft, so let's delete it like they do on the Discovery Channel, or something. --UU - natter 11:02, Mar 9 DEEMED GAY. And all the band members want to be black. Bandcruft plus vanity plus nearly empty sections plus other typographical horrors, necessarily without any purpose in comedy, because this article has none. Spıke ¬ 11:19 9-Mar-10 But it does have UU's signature at the bottom, for some reason. Y'know those handy dandy buttons that appear above the editor window? The ones that occasionally take their time loading, and pop into place just as you're clicking on what you think is the top of the article, to put your cursor in the box and add the VFD template, so instead of doing that, it turns out you added your sig without realising? Yeah - those. Bastards, aren't they? --UU - natter 11:32, Mar 9 Weak Delete There are better versions, but no good versions. Also racist against white people.--Count of Monkey Crisco 16:01, March 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Band on the Cruft...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:55, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
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El Niño

Keep	deadly. It is deadly. This little rant is done with some skill in English, though it mixes in too much randomness, because the author really doesn't have much to say about the subject. So give it to your Peru editor. Spıke ¬ 11:16 9-Mar-10
Delete	Delete. Okay - I'm starting to get the hang of finding cruft Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 09:12, Mar 9 2010 UTC Delete Dreary, Dull, Diabolical, Dismal and drivel. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:57, March 9, 2010 (UTC) No effort was made in the creation of this article. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:22, March 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. (Formerly Keep. Not so much skillful as guilelessly childish.) Spıke ¬ 01:43 10-Mar-10
Comments	A replacement is taking shape at User:SPIKE/El Niño. Already better than the original, which y'all thought was much worse than I did, and doesn't use any of it. Illustration from NASA/JPL. Y'all may want to tug it in a few new directions. Spıke ¬ 01:43 10-Mar-10

Cyclone

Keep	Keep. Sections 1 and 2 are pretty clever. Intro is all nagging, stereotypes, and swears--the standard junior-high-school stuff. Section 3 and beyond is listcruft. And it ends with a link to Matts tiny penis. Spıke ¬ 02:56 9-Mar-10
Delete	Delete. I'd like to change this to a redirect to Tropical cyclone as it sucks. Nominally Humane! some time 02:23, 9/03/2010 Delete. Reads like it was tossed off one lunchtime. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:59, March 9, 2010 (UTC) She moves her body just like a cyclone --EMC [TALK] 21:39 Mar 9 2010 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 02:30, March 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. (Formerly Keep.) Sections 1 and 2 aren't that clever. Shovel it under. Spıke ¬ 02:34 10-Mar-10
Comments	Invalid nom. You can't increase the VFD count to over 20. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:51, 9 March 2010 (UTC) Hold off, it's only 21 active, and it should get back down to 20 when Poopsmith arrives. Spıke ¬ 02:53 9-Mar-10 Oh, nevermind. I guess. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:04, 9 March 2010 (UTC) Unless you-know-who arrives first with his BAN STICK!!! Spıke ¬ 03:20 9-Mar-10 I rarely nominate on here, so missed that ruling - it doesn't invalidate the nom though, just potentially brings the ban gods down on my head. Nominally Humane! some time 04:10, 9/03/2010 The ruling wasn't delivered by the postman. It's right above the vote tables, trying its damnedest in six garish colors to attract attention. Spıke ¬ 11:13 9-Mar-10 Yeah... outside of where it says "Rules ond regulations", which given that it's a rule you'd kinda expect it to be there, not buried down in a miasma of ugly formatting where I couldn't be bothered reading through to because, surprisingly, I thought I'd already reda the rules. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 01:48, Mar 10 2010 UTC

Game:Peppy's Advice Game

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Delete	Delete. Dull Nominally Humane! some time 21:14, 8/03/2010 Delete. Yeah, screw this forced meme. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:31, March 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. random text generator. --Mn-z 00:52, March 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:15, 9 Mar
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AWCB-Hurricane War

Keep	Keep. Hard work that you just gotta keep. Nothing wrong with it. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 04:34, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Epic vanity project. Kill on sight. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:18, March 8, 2010 (UTC) The details are quite vague of course. Armageddon, memes, teen sex, massive author self-reference. Spıke ¬ 11:53 8-Mar-10 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA --Roman Dog Bird 22:37, March 8, 2010 (UTC)  Absolutely It reads like a HTBSAJNF article. Nominally Humane! some time 05:54, 9/03/2010 05:54, March 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete It has the stench of old beer in an open can. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:07, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	The Keep vote by Videogames4all (a contributor to the article) is unsigned, unpersuasive (we told you what was wrong with it!) and broke the bleeping VFD table! Epic fail! Spıke ¬ 03:02 9-Mar-10 Comment. Nice try, but breaking the template does not stop the vote. This guy (gal?) was also responsible for the Sailor Moon articles we huffed last month. Even worse they admit it on their user page.--Count of Monkey Crisco 05:41, March 9, 2010 (UTC) Counselor, this point did not make my case but was to damage the witness's credibility. Spıke ¬ 11:11 9-Mar-10

Batroc

Keep	Inphamy. It's a creative concept to let the super-villain write his own page, especially a boasting French one. Ze French accent is cute, though not done consistently. Lists, exclamation points, and external links have to go. Spıke ¬ 12:10 8-Mar-10 PS--I will fix the above if this is kept. Keep I didn't even look at it, but anytime Spike says he will fix it you know that a good page will emerge from the dreck. Just look at "The Hurt Locker" (not the page, the movie) which Spike rewrote after that woman director turned in a stub. Nice work. Aleister in Chains 13:22 8.3 p.s. I read the page, and laughed a few times. Well worth the saving. He's proud of his restraining orders! Maybe we should have an official Uncy 'Resraining Order template". Spike, of course, can expand and give this frenchy villian a wider universe to play in. Al in Chains, awhile later. Keep. I laughed too. ~ 16:13, Mar 8, 2010 lol --Roman Dog Bird 22:39, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. A bad comic book character article not by Crablogger. Mostly a list with some very, very short sections surrounding it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:37, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 11:52, Mar 9

Mr. Keating Goes To Paris

Keep	Keep. The version you started out with was deletable. Your version is much better, except that the plot is overlong. The usual approach to a "failed re-write" is called Revert. But please don't. Spıke ¬ 13:12 8-Mar-10 Keep. --ChiefjusticeWii 14:40, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Keep. - Dude, was I too harsh? ~ 16:12, Mar 8, 2010 What, did you Pee Review this? What do you think that spilled bottle of sleeping pills beside the bed means?! Spıke ¬ 19:14 8-Mar-10
Delete	Self Nom + Delete What an epic failure this author is. I say we delete his article and ban his ass. But seriously, this was a failed re-write of mine and I move to delete it. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 07:55 EST 8 Mar, 2010
Comments	Kept WTF are you doing skinfan13? MrN 11:51, Mar 9

Amalgam Comics

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Delete	Delete. Fuck... really? Grumbly, bitchy and self-admittedly without redeeming value at first, then there's the list. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:22, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Any chance of some redeeming value in this pile of Crap yet? The said section title says it for me. Spıke ¬ 12:22 8-Mar-10 But they do spend their precious money on your mom! —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 15:14, 8 March 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 22:42, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. See above. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:25, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

Katie Ka-Boom

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Delete	Delete. Katie Kaboom was the weakest recurring segment in the otherwise funny show Animaniacs, but it was still ten times better than this crap. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:00, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The manufactured bio is childish, toilet-based, and relates to nothing in reality. Spıke ¬ 12:30 8-Mar-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 22:48, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank 22:54, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
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Spider-man and his Amazing Friends

Keep	Keep. It's on topic, decently written, funny in places, and about something real. But creator "Webhead" has not been on for over three years; if we slap a [ICU] Rewrite on it, will anyone see it? I've never watched the show, but I'll give it a copy edit if someone will find illustrations. Spıke ¬ 12:02 7-Mar-10
Delete	Delete. It's on topic but it's just really, really shabby. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:04, March 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Spike, ICU is for articles less than a week old. A Rewrite or Fix template would be more appropriate, but I'd prefer to have someone start over on this altogether if they wanted to have it. -- Roman Dog Bird 19:36, March 7, 2010 (UTC) I stand corrected. It doesn't need to exist, but it can be whipped into shape. Spıke ¬ 19:45 7-Mar-10 Delete. It's unwhippable . Remove this cobweb. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 01:44, March 8, 2010 (UTC) If it be the consensus, I am totally willing not to work on it. Spıke ¬ 02:31 8-Mar-10 Delete. (formerly Keep) As two more worthy candidates for a Save have emerged onto VFD, I am now eager not to work on this article, especially given its limited benefit in addition to the regular Spider-Man article. Spıke ¬ 15:10 8-Mar-10
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R2D2

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Delete	Delete. What sort of humor can you write about Star Wars' squeaky robot toolbox? Fuckall apparently. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:45, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The task is doable, but unbegun. Line 1 is a fine illustration of an encyclopedia cliché, showing how much clearer it would be to just start the article, "R2D2 is". Later on, the tedious listcruft is a flagrant waste of disk space. Spıke ¬ 12:04 8-Mar-10 Delete. This article didn't even include an actual picture of R2D2. --Wilytank 17:01, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 22:38, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
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Plan 2 from Outer Space

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Delete	Delete. This had only one real edit, ever. More Crablogger. I don't even know what s/he was trying to do. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:12, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The intro guarantees the reader it won't be worth his time; and it wasn't. Spıke ¬ 12:14 8-Mar-10 Stomp this Article's Guts Out --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 07:59 EST 8 Mar, 2010 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 22:39, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
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Uncyclonepedia

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Delete	Delete. Words fail to describe the dislike I have of this one. Nominally Humane! some time 02:23, 9/03/2010 Delete. Spıke ¬ 02:50 9-Mar-10 Delete. As per Puppy O.T.R. I can only express my dislike for this article with an improvised trombone solo in the style of Willie Dennis. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:51, March 9, 2010 (UTC) Poopsmith hath arrived. Now I vote. Delete. --EMC [TALK] 08:29 Mar 9 2010
Comments	Invalid nom (again). You can't increase the VFD count to over 20. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:51, 9 March 2010 (UTC) STOP TRYING TO PLAY GOD! YOU ARE NOT GOD! --EMC [TALK] 08:03 Mar 9 2010

Chocolate Zim

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Delete	Delete. Frinko's Invader Zim period was a dull, unfunny and stubby era in Uncyclopedia history. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:00, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. No one will miss it, except those epic templates. It does reference Jam Jesus, now rehabilitated. Spıke ¬ 11:56 8-Mar-10 Extremely bitter --Wilytank 16:57, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Send it to a room… with a moose! Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 21:43, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
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Metal Zim

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Delete	Delete. Frinko's Invader Zim period was a dull, unfunny era in Uncyclopedia history. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:00, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Unfortunately, Frinko is now in Hollywood doing business plans for interminable sequels to B-movies. Spıke ¬ 11:58 8-Mar-10 Delete. --Wilytank 16:58, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 22:35, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per RDB --Mn-z 00:41, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	WTF? That's not metal. That is GEIGH!!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 04:35, March 9, 2010 (UTC)

Cyborg Zim

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Delete	Delete.Hello. Where is funny? --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:55, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Giving this drivel an Infobox is as pompous as the era in which McDonald's was giving its TV commercials names. Spıke ¬ 12:00 8-Mar-10 Junker Give this metal monster to the car crusher. --Wilytank 17:00, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 22:36, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 00:40, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
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Batra

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Delete	Delete. Totally random '06cruft.--Count of Monkey Crisco 12:48, March 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Sprawling word-association about absolutely nothing. Note to editor regarding Line 1: When you correct a typo, don't nag the previous editor about it in-line in the article. Spıke ¬ 13:07 7-Mar-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 18:59, March 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Batcrap. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 01:51, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. is this about something? --Mn-z 02:31, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
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Brønnøysund

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Delete	wtf —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 06:47, 7 March 2010 (UTC) Delete. Another town without enough to make an interesting spoof.--Count of Monkey Crisco 09:27, March 7, 2010 (UTC) Disgusting smegma. Even if Brønnøysund does have peculiarities, the article is not based on any of them. Spıke ¬ 11:50 7-Mar-10 Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 19:36, March 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. there is only one thing worse than towncruft, and that is foreign towncruft (and by foreign, I mean outside the Anglosphere). --Mn-z 02:33, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
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Cilla Black

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Delete	Delete. Puns about her name, wibble, list. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:56, March 7, 2010 (UTC) Tit Toucher of the Year 1642. Eats poo. --Roman Dog Bird 04:36, March 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Content-free --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:48, March 7, 2010 (UTC) Eats poo —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 04:58, 7 March 2010 (UTC) Eats poo. Article gets off on the wrong foot, regarding having a theme, with "Britain's most/least loved." Intro is a rant; Section 1 is random; Section 2 is a list. It is an article on a notable, real person with a tiny amount of relevance to her real attributes, but any rewriter won't use more than 10% of what's there. Spıke ¬ 11:56 7-Mar-10
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Cheese Doodles

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Delete	Delete. Not a damn thing worth saving here. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:21, March 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Nor anywhere in its history, which (except for blankings and reverts) ended in 2007. Spıke ¬ 00:44 7-Mar-10 --Roman Dog Bird 04:46, March 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Vintage crap but crap all the same. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 01:46, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. did somebody spork that from illogicopedia? --Mn-z 02:37, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
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Wycombe District Council

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Delete	Delete. I may or may not care about your dirthole district but I care even less about its council. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:28, March 6, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Remarkable! this city council planned all the civic decay, and is even on good terms with land developers I want to fail! But the article is inadvertently funny when it talks about the "terriorist" threat. Spike for Dog Catcher. Spıke ¬ 23:49 6-Mar-10 Delete. Like so many articles about any certain place, the author forgets that you need to get above the level of petty abuse/rant to make it interesting for anyone else.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 01:14, March 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 04:47, March 7, 2010 (UTC) Yeah. No. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:41, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
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That One Guy

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Delete	Delete. This Guy-cruft. Probably should redirected to That Guy. --Mn-z 03:56, March 6, 2010 (UTC) Randumbo. If I may usurp a Romartus keyword. The only thing worse than sixth-graders being asked to speak extemporaneously for five minutes on a given subject and think that it carries over to print, is sixth-graders creating a fantasy Mini-Me and wasting an article speculating on his character. Spıke ¬ 04:20 6-Mar-10 You can for now as I haven't patented Randumbo..yet --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 01:16, March 7, 2010 (UTC) yawn --Roman Dog Bird 05:28, March 6, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:17, March 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. We've got this guy, that guy, and you. Why do we need this? --Wilytank 01:09, March 8, 2010 (UTC) It must be my computer screen but everytime I see your signature Wilytank..I think you are commenting as Willytank. Makes you sound like an obscure obscenity. Sorry.. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 01:49, March 8, 2010 (UTC) Free Willy! Romartus, I'm afraid it might also be your eyes. Spıke ¬ 02:32 8-Mar-10
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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

Keep	Keep. This is not random. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed masterminded the 9/11 attacks and I think deserves a very mocking entry on here. I just started the article ("jiggylo" was an intentional misspelling btw). If you think it should be changed, then why not put in some effort to improve it instead of simply deleting it? The article is not unsalvagable and is a topic that I think everyone will agree deserves an entry (unless of course you think the 9/11 attacks weren't noteworthy :P). SirKris 10:14, March 5, 2010 (UTC) So if you don't vote keep to this article you hate America right? Who are you Henry Kissinger? We don't vote on VFD based on what someone promises to do. You have had 3 weeks already. DON'T remove VFD tags again or I will ban you. MrN 11:59, Mar 6 Weak Keep. We might as well give him a chance... --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 17:08, March 5, 2010 (UTC) Conditional keep if SirKris can clean this article up. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:52, 6 March 2010 (UTC) whatever --Roman Dog Bird 05:31, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. A random incoherent mess, shows some limited potential early on but takes a massive nosedive when you pass the first two lines. --ChiefjusticeWii 09:29, March 5, 2010 (UTC) I wonder what a 'jiggylo' is. Did the writer mean gigolo? Anyway it's just randumbo soup in its current form. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:09, March 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete Looks like a pile of crap to me. Yea, it's a notable subject, but I see no reason this needs to remain in mainspace. If anyone wants to fix it, go ahead. Meanwhile, it's still crap and can best be worked on in userspace. We don't vote on VFD based on what someone promises to do. They might not do it. Vote based on the current state of the article. MrN 11:47, Mar 6 Delete Sirkris. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:22, March 6, 2010 (UTC) Delete. VFD is not always confined to the current state of the article, we may consider the likelihood that it will attain high quality, or courtesy to a new user. This author has responded to the nomination by removing the VFD tag and, above, inviting others to do the spade work and readying an ad-hominem defense--his last recorded contribution. Since then, Mr. I.P.Anon has curiously removed the VFD tag a second time, with a lecture on procedures; and no one has lifted a finger to improve the article. My view is that it isn't going to happen. Spıke ¬ 17:12 6-Mar-10 Delete. per MrN9000. the article can always be worked on in userspace. --Mn-z 18:25, March 6, 2010 (UTC) yeah i ain't no nice guy. fuck your piece of shit page. --Roman Dog Bird 20:29, March 6, 2010 (UTC) Delete. For I also am the son of a popular deity and a media icon, and do not like competition. I also enjoyed Spike's brief character-analysis; "He's supremely dumpy-looking, doesn't bathe, and plots to kill civilians" more than the entire article. --Matfen 22:02, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Yes, about three weeks old. I will withhold my Delete vote to see if SirKris can quickly learn how to write humor--The Chief Justice has already referred him to UN:HTBFANJS. KSM is notable and deserves the bitterest page we can assemble. Let's see: He's supremely dumpy-looking, doesn't bathe, and plots to kill civilians. That doesn't mean this page is any good. What have you given us? Star Trek, Alex Trebek, and Wal-Mart greeters. This is what Romartus means by "randumbo"--It's dumb and it's random. You must do better. Quickly. Spıke ¬ 12:24 5-Mar-10