User:Mnbvcxz/That time a newt wizard did it during my sojourn in BUTT POOP!!!!

That time a newt wizard did it during my sojourn in BUTT POOP!!!!

It looked kinda like this, only fucking psycho. Dude, IT'S FUCKING MAGICAL OR SOMETHING!!. Like, WTF? So there I was POOP!!!!ing in the BUTT POOP!!!! doing my BUTT POOP!!!! thing with the BUTT shit and the POOP!!!!, right? Like, badass-BUTT POOP!!!!-shit. and fucking newt wizard bursts out of Miranda Cosgrove's uterus, POOP!!!!s all over the place, and instead of going for the BUTTs, he makes a newtline straight for me. so I pulled out my knife and cut the shit out of the thing, and it tries to mount me! WTF? I barely got away with a major curse and a severed brachialis BUTT. No, seriously. A newt wizard did it.

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