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The Zork Trilogy:
Zork, Zork 2, Zork 3


Kroz - Escape from Chuck Norris[edit | edit source]

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C:\> Run "Kroz"_

Kroz - Escape from Chuck Norris

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> read title
Welcome to Kroz - Escape from Chuck Norris. It is very much like Zork but has a suttle difference
> Who am I?
You are a grue, your mission is to survive the wrath of Chuck Norris who is currently on a grue hunt.
> What is grue?
You are foo.
> look around
It is dark. You are likely to be killed by Chuck Norris. You are in a cave with a door to the north and to the east. The is a light in the corner of the room. Chuck Norris is near by.

Or you could...