User:Videogames4all

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Hey. My nickname is AWCB. I kick ass! I've done some shit, both stupid and... um... not stupid... I think...

This is me in 20 years.
My awesome Air Guitar skills!!!
Ladies, I need a date. Will you answer this for me?

Shit I'm Working On[edit]

Nothing

My contributions to this glorious shit-hole website[edit]

Why?:Eat a Peach

Sailor Jupiter

Boston (band)

Sailor Mars

Sailor Venus

Roughly 50% of the AWCB-Hurricane War

Shit I Finished[edit]

Sailor Jupiter

Sailor Mars

Boston (band)

Sailor Venus

Hot Women I've Done It With[edit]

Sailor Jupiter

Sailor Mars

Sailor Venus

Sailor Mercury

Sailor Moon

Your fictional girlfriend.

Your real girlfriend.

May from Pokèmon.

Nodoka from Negima.

Asuna from Negima.

... I lost track... somewhere in the 80's.

My War(s)[edit]

I was in a war between Hurricane AJ and myself. I won it. I kicked his ass. Now, both of us are friends.

My Allies/ Buds[edit]

Van Halen (including the current members and past members)

Stephen Colbert

Brett Favre

Red Forman

Sailor Jupiter

Possibly Chuck Norris

Bruce Springsteen

Boston (band)

and... Eric Clapton a.k.a. God.

My Address[edit]

Somewhere in America Mexico Here There America!

My REAL address[edit]

Why do you wanna know? Asshole!

My Secret[edit]

Shh... it's a secret... Don't tell anyone...

Random Crap[edit]

If you see me running, follow. If you saw me running, you're too late. Van Halen is one of the greatest band EVER!

Oh yeah. Look at her ass. That's nice... hey! You jackin' off to this?!
Sopping. And double advertising.




My Secret Again[edit]

Shh... go down...


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This user got an F in Bullsh!t and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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This user does not understand Dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This f****r speaks Dumbass heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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No, not this... keep going...



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This user is American
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This user is from Texas
and may secede if provoked!
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Hell yeah!!!

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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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Fuckin' obvious!

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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user prefers the Wii because 'it's the game play that counts'.
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This user is a Nintendo fan.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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Can't you tell?

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This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
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This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.
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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
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This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
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This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube because they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
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This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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I can't help it if I like the ladies. Neither can my troublemaker.

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This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.
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AWCB has helped end the AWCB-Hurricane War, because he met My dad. He is a true hero to us all as a world.

Now don't forget to eat my body and drink my blood on Sunday, little ones! ;)




HI! I gotta listen to Van Halen daily, otherwise I get very sick.