User:Hurricane AJ

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Also known as the Ajax, the Great God of the Storms, Hurricane AJ is one of the most pwnage amounts of pwn that the universe has ever known. He is well recognized for his significant achievements such as preventing the Katrina disaster by bitch slapping the storm causing the storm to end up somewhere in Burma, causing only minor damage, defeating the Locust Horde by raping the Queen in the ass, having sex with Sailor Jupiter and creating the first anime/human hybrid, and being able to surrvie an attack by the dreaded Red Forman during the AWCB-Hurricane War.


AWCB-Hurricane War[edit | edit source]

AWCB-Hurricane War

Notable abilites[edit | edit source]

Can turn into a tentacle monster at any time

Summons Soviet Hinds at his will

Bitch slaps his enemies causing them to asplode

Summons up powerful storms that can devesate cites

Can cause you to go insane and kill yourself




Arch Enemies[edit | edit source]

AWCB (How the fuck does that even match with his user name VideoGames4all?? n00b!! )

Bungie

Catgirls

George Dubya Bush

Hilary Clinton

Sauron

Misty

Megatron

4Kids (uggghhh.... THE HORRORS!!)



Fellow Comrades[edit | edit source]

Sailor Jupiter

Carmine

Diablo

Sergeant Matt

Some spazzy guy

Vladimir Putin

Optimus Prime

Soviet Hinds

Sailor Mars

Skorge

AWCB

Cloud Strife