User:Storytime

This user is American ...and absolutely NOT proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is a complete, irredeemable brisket. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and complement at a belfry.

This user is right-handed.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!! Other users who are Evil Clowns

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.

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This user redefines lazy!

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes it to be an embarassment to language. This user desires the genocide of all Typo speakers.

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This user is a serial killer , and they are standing right behind you!!

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This user likes to smoke cannabis .

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This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.

This user is a magic ninja!