User:Storytime

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...and absolutely NOT proud of it!
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user is a complete, irredeemable ocean. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and problematise at an ape.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user is a vampire, and is scared of stakes. Please keep them away from him/her.
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This user redefines lazy!
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes it to be an embarassment to language. This user desires the genocide of all Typo speakers.


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This user is a serial killer, and they are standing right behind you!!
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This user likes to smoke cannabis.
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This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.
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This user is a magic ninja!
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