User:Storytime

This user is American ...and absolutely NOT proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is a complete, irredeemable plasma cannon. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and hump at a cat.

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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!! Other users who are Evil Clowns

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This user is a vampire, and is scared of stakes. Please keep them away from him/her.

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This user redefines lazy!

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.

This user is a serial killer , and they are standing right behind you!!

This user likes to smoke ganja .

This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.

This user is a magic ninja!