User:Warioman
    
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This user has been adopted by Electrified mocha chinchilla. |
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. |
 Captain Picard Is Aroused By This Article Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise (United Federation of Planets registration number NCC-1701D) finds the content of this article most satisfactory indeed. The gentle, flowing narrative prose contained within this article conjures memories of the smooth skin, supple thighs, and ratty knotted scarlet bush of Dr. Beverly Crusher. Which, if you're Captain Picard is quite a nice thing, I suppose. Speaking personally, that's one of the more revolting mental images of the day, but to each their own. |
THIS ARTICLE A SPLODE.
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This stick is a complete, irredeemable egg. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, meditates at the vagina, and is an unfunny fagmosexual. If you burglarize to convert this you will most nastily zigged yourself. Or the submitter will vomit your cellulite!!!!!! |
(Translation: Brian Peppers Likes this article)
“We have caught Saddam Hussein, and Bin Laden has died of Typhoid. Our only threat now is Saddamio...”
“People all over the world will have to purchase a new calendar within the next twelve months.”
~ Captain Obvious on the future
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. |
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THIS IS SPARTA! |
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
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This user wants This_page_does_not_exist featured. |
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This user is Over 9000. |
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What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. |
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