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"Someone left the door unlocked, and Brian Peppers came in. He has touched this article and touched everyone that contributed to it." Make sure to keep children away from this article, or else Brian Peppers might touch them as well.
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. |
Captain Picard Is Annoyed By This Page
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Federation starship USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D finds the content of this page most unsatisfactory indeed. Not as distasteful, mind you, as that time he accidentally walked in on one of Guinan's holodeck programs involving three Arabian horses, a weedwhacker, and a drunken and nude 20th century comedienne Roseanne Barr-Arnold in a hot tub filled with Crisco, but thoroughly unpleasant nonetheless. If you do not take immediate action to alleviate this issue, he will be forced to hold a meeting in his ready room. In this meeting, you can be assured mon amie that he will consider all non-violent options first to resolve this distasteful situation. In fact, he may not even discuss the possibility of... just a moment, "computer, tea, Earl Grey, hot." Now where were we? Oh yes... going to red alert and making phasers and photon torpedoes ready. He might have to instruct young Wesley Crusher to accompany him to his personal gym and shower in order to "work out" and thus relieve some of this stress. All the same, you can be quite certain that he will not consider the use of violence at first, if ever. But if he ever does, somewhere near the end of the episode, then he'll resign himself to the fact that he'll be forced to command someone else to open fire. You see, he doesn't actually press that button himself or anything, he is after all the Captain, not some lowly security officer who doesn't even merit a chair of his own on the bridge.
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This sysadmin is a complete, irredeemable Oldsmobile. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, eats at the ankle, and is an unfunny dipshit. If you die to moccasinify this you will most impolitely excruciate yourself. Or the submitter will wash your Utility Muffin Research Kitchen!!!!!! |
Megaman Approves of This Article
For some reason, Megaman approves of this article. Maybe it's an article that shows how stupid Metools are. Maybe it's on virus busting, or on how cool he is. Whatever the reason, he likes this article, and you should not defy him by not reading it, as it's a bad idea to defy the wishes of someone with a gun on his arm. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
BRIAN PEPPERS HAS TOUCHED THIS ARTICLE!
(Translation: Brian Peppers Likes this article)
“We have caught Saddam Hussein, and Bin Laden has died of Typhoid. Our only threat now is Saddamio...”
“People all over the world will have to purchase a new calendar within the next twelve months.”
~ Captain Obvious on the future
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. |
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. |
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