User:Warioman

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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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Captain Picard Is Annoyed By This Page
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Federation starship USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D finds the content of this page most unsatisfactory indeed. Not as distasteful, mind you, as that time he accidentally walked in on one of Guinan's holodeck programs involving three Arabian horses, a weedwhacker, and a drunken and nude 20th century comedienne Roseanne Barr-Arnold in a hot tub filled with Crisco, but thoroughly unpleasant nonetheless. If you do not take immediate action to alleviate this issue, he will be forced to hold a meeting in his ready room. In this meeting, you can be assured mon amie that he will consider all non-violent options first to resolve this distasteful situation. In fact, he may not even discuss the possibility of... just a moment, "computer, tea, Earl Grey, hot." Now where were we? Oh yes... going to red alert and making phasers and photon torpedoes ready. He might have to instruct young Wesley Crusher to accompany him to his personal gym and shower in order to "work out" and thus relieve some of this stress. All the same, you can be quite certain that he will not consider the use of violence at first, if ever. But if he ever does, somewhere near the end of the episode, then he'll resign himself to the fact that he'll be forced to command someone else to open fire. You see, he doesn't actually press that button himself or anything, he is after all the Captain, not some lowly security officer who doesn't even merit a chair of his own on the bridge.

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THIS PAGE A SPLODE.
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This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Rosebud is a sled, Leonard has already found and killed his wife's killer, the whole show was a dream in an autistic kid's head, Exdeath kills Galuf, Tetra is Zelda, Kristin Shepard shot J.R., the Magratheans rebuild Earth after the Vogons destroy it, Nathaniel sacrifices himself so that demons won't destroy London, Kitty helps found the new government of commoners, and Bartimaeus survives, Oedipus fulfills the Oracle's prophesy by killing his dad and fucking his mom, Kreia was a Sith Lord and only Atton and the Disciple saw that coming, Lex Luthor gets stranded on a deserted island (again), Tobias acquires his past self's DNA, allowing him to return to human form, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!



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Megaman Approves of This Article

For some reason, Megaman approves of this article. Maybe it's an article that shows how stupid Metools are. Maybe it's on virus busting, or on how cool he is. Whatever the reason, he likes this article, and you should not defy him by not reading it, as it's a bad idea to defy the wishes of someone with a gun on his arm. Unless you're Chuck Norris.


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BRIAN PEPPERS HAS TOUCHED THIS ARTICLE!
"Someone left the door unlocked, and Brian Peppers came in. He has touched this article and touched everyone that contributed to it." Make sure to keep children away from this article, or else Brian Peppers might touch them as well.

(Translation: Brian Peppers Likes this article)


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“KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!”

“We have caught Saddam Hussein, and Bin Laden has died of Typhoid. Our only threat now is Saddamio...”

“People all over the world will have to purchase a new calendar within the next twelve months.”


~ Captain Obvious on the future


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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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stuff[edit | edit source]

This user hates Grimace, the giant purple butt plug, as much as Peter Griffin does.
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This user is WINNER!


This user also likes Engrish.

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THIS IS SPARTA!
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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This user is
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lol[edit | edit source]

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What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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99 April Fools Jokes
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97 Colors
96 Creatures to have sex with
95 Firefox extensions
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93 Gifts to give a friend
92 Harry Potter Spin-offs
91 Inventions
90 Locations
89 LOL Cats
88 Make Out Songs
87 Moments to get a Boner
86 Moments to Laugh
85 Money Making Schemes
84 Movies
83 Nonexistent Words
82 Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
81 Nutty Conspiracy Theories
80 Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
79 Pokemon Cash-Ins
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77 Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
76 Weapons
75 Reflections on 2005
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64 Rejected Harry Potter Novels
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61 Self Help Books
60 Sexual Perversions
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58 Sitcom Catchphrases
57 Songs
56 Songs about Seagulling
55 Songs To Have Sex To
54 Songs To Play At A Funeral
53 Spinoffs
52 Superheroes
51 Things About the '00s
50 Things to do during Christmas
49 Things to Put In An IV
48 Things To Say In Court
47 Things to Say in the Workplace
46 Things to say on a First Date
45 Toys
44 TV Programs
43 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
42 Video Games of all time‎
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40 Video Game Systems
39 Ways of Being a Dick
38 Ways To Be Castrated
37 Ways to be Circumcized
36 Ways to Deliver Bad News
35 Ways to Die
34 Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
33 Ways to Start a Novel
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Grues[edit | edit source]

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Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
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