User:NeXT/furry
Furries are defined as those that delve pleasure from Pokebank. They can be usually found inhabiting online communites such as Wondertrade, and local hangouts such as the mall. To many they are users of *nix. To each other, they are Pork, their ultimate goal in live is to have sex with a Pokeymon. Most furries are Japanese, because Pokemon. Yiff's human equivalent is hentai. Right down to the weird-ass fetishes like guro and scat.
Life cycle[edit | edit source]
Furries are once children that grown up with animal-related cartoons, such as Sonic, Pokemon and anything made by Walt Disney. It also includes Reptiles, such as dragons, and birds. These Animal-loving children later grew up and turn on their childhood favourites, by drawing porn of them and involving in sexual intercourse with fursuits and horse dildos. They then blatantly share their furdom onto the internet, mostly via the furry site known as DeviantART, Furaffinity or e621. Since furries are friends with many non-furries, they then try to spread their fandom to non-furries, and lure them to furry conventions in the disguise of a animecon. Then they start to put the unsuspecting humans into a trance with their furry mating dance, which puts them into a trance where they will be raped with a 489 foot tall fox cock. The unsuspecting human might think they can escape, but in reality the human will be part of a Gundam-esque furbot. Then the furbot starts to suck in more humans.
Types of furries[edit | edit source]
Furries have a lot of subsystems, each fetishing a different kind of animal/creature, like how the computer universe has Mac users, Windows users, Linux users, BSD users, Acorn-comrades and Amigafags. The most common kind is the fox/wolf/dog furry, which worships demons in the form of a man with the fur and head of a wolf/fox or dog. The demon gives them the ability to see everything as a wolf/fox/dog and draw them as one in the process. More developed users have been reported to draw Rough Gay Wolf Sex and Yiff. A form of dog furry is the sparkledogfur, which draws dogs with eye-burning colors and passing it as the furrie's own. in fact since all sparkledogs use the same base, sparkledogfurs often rant about who traces whose sparkledogs, causing DeviantART to BSOD upon it's presence. All sparkledog artists live in two places; DeviantART and furaffinity.
The second kind is the Dragonfur. These Furries fetish dragons, an animal that does not exist and does not have fur.
There are also the kind that fetishes franchises instead of actual animals. These can be split in several types; The Pokefur, Digifur, Disneyfur and Sonicfur. First, the Pokefur. Since pokemon has many furry-based and sexy-looking ones, such as, but not only the following, All eeveeloutions, Gardevoir, Lucario, Houndoom, Absol, Pikachu and Garchomp, Many furries do draw Rule 34 of their favourite pokemon, and cosplay as them, even to the extent of drawing "Anthros" of them. If the furry is worse, they will even draw EVERY SINGLE POKEMON as anthro, causing weird fox noises to appear outta nowhere, which may urge you to file noise complaints. The most common furry pokemon idol is The eeveeloutions, which has 8 kinds. Digifurs are the same thing, but they fetish Renamon. Secondly, we are about to talk about the Sonicfur. These dorks are the worst. They do fetish the once good franchise known as Sonic and are the inflation cancer to DeviantART, The gaming community, and the internet as a whole. They like to couple sonic characters in many Creative styles, such as Amy X Sonic (although Sonic does not love Amy at all), Amy X rouge, Sonichu X Chris-chan and even to the extent of pairing themselves with a canon character. They are also the dumbest furries, inable to convert anyone aside of a retard. As a result most sonicfurs are retards.
Enemies[edit | edit source]
A DICKEY
What you can do to help[edit | edit source]
Buy some pork sausages, and cry yourself to sleep. In the internet just invite your friends to invade their hideouts already. Famous furry hideouts include DeviantART, FurAffinity, Equestria Daily (Bronies), and the furry part of your mom's groin (She's a huge cunt).
See also[edit | edit source]
- Admins
- Ancient Aliens
- Anunnaki
- B4
- Big Brother
- Big Tobacco
- Bilderberg Group
- Bluestocking
- Bohemian Grove
- Cabal
- Capital One
- CIA
- CIA2
- CSA
- COM
- COTS
- CNN
- C-SPAN
- DMC
- ECHELON
- EMACS
- Eunuchs
- EU
- EIAHCS
- FBI
- FCC
- Government
- Grand Conspiracy
- Hanso Foundation
- Illuminati
- IHOP
- IMSC
- IMF
- Jews
- KKK
- Kittens
- LLS
- MHC
- MIB
- Monkey Illuminati
- MTV
- MSNBC
- SIRS
- NATO
- New Age
- NGS
- NSA
- Quakers
- Reptilians
- RGS
- SWG
- SETI
- Skull and Bones
- State
- Them
- TC
- UN
- USA
- USE
- WHO
- Who
- WTO
- WAAEJ
- Xenu
- You
- Zionists Anonymous
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