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UP THE BOTTOM!

Well, honestly, what did you expect? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:33, 11 April 2010

A whole 33 minutes? You're gettin' slow, old man! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 14:43, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Haha, old. Don Puttano cHeDDs 14:50,11April,2010

Hey, bitsch. I have an article on VFH. The MTV one. Go vote. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 15:10, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

tupolev

Thanks. Well, it's a sad day for Poland. Even death of Polish pope didn't cause such a mourning in our country. Yesterday, we introduced a week of national mourning. But I believe we will be all right. We've survived 2 world wars and 50 years of communism. Can we get anything worse? Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 16:00, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

I hope you'll be alright. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 16:09, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks!

I held this pic in reserve on Sideboob and didn't have to use it. So now I'll pass it around. And besides, it has sand (in the bottle), so you can take it anywhere. Thanks for your vote, appreciated. And I have to say that the above is one of the funniest things I've seen on Uncy, intentioned or not: "Can we get anything worse?" "I hope so." Thanks again. Al sans chains 13:45 12 4 mmx

Unitentional. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 14:29, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

Which makes it even funnier. Like an optical illusion, it's still there to take in. And I too wish Poland the very best, if for nothing else to just keep the vodka exports flowing. Al sans chains 14:51 12 4 mmx

honestly, the moment I clicked save page, I realised the esoterism, but I was like "meh nobody would notice" and "he knows what I mean" SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 14:59, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

Pee Review Request

Very sorry that I'm letting you down, but I simply don't have the time to do this review, I'm absolutely swamped with work I need to get done. This will likely be my last edit for about three weeks, maybe a whole month. Again, very sorry that I couldn't get around to it, but I'll definitely be available in the future for pee review requests! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 23:28 EST 12 April, 2010

About being your fan

When I say "fan", I mean I really like your writing style and think all of your articles are really good. I'm a fan of a few others too- specifically Nach, Mordillo, UU, and Orian. I like most writers, but you and those four are my favorites.--Sir ~HELPME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 19:57, April 13, 2010 (UTC)

Ouch. Don Puttano cHeDDs 20:05,13April,2010

Can you not read? I wrote "I like most writers"! ;)--Sir ~HELPME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 21:17, April 13, 2010 (UTC)

No! I can't! And I'm very sensitive about it, thanks a lot!! Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:08,13April,2010

You don't know what this means to me. Or you do. Anyway, it feels awesome! Thank you! :) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 22:09, April 13, 2010 (UTC)

You're welcome, seriously.--Sir ~HELPME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 22:44, April 13, 2010 (UTC)

It's the one-year anniversary of the featuring of Jenny

Ahh, memories... Don Puttano cHeDDs 21:59,14April,2010

It's the one-day anniversary of the featuring of Lisa. Ahh, memories... SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 23:26, April 14, 2010 (UTC)

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Congrats on finally winning a ?otM

Exp: 1st April, 2010

Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 07:36, Apr 18 2010 UTC

Are you mocking me? It's not funny.. Well, it is, but I'm not laughing.. Ok, I'm laughing.. What now? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 07:57, April 18, 2010 (UTC)

HEy, I kind of indirectly win that, as I was the nominee. Yay. Don Puttano cHeDDs 11:21,18April,2010

Actually I was thinking of a write-up for USP. Have you got a comment relating to having been the first uncyclopedian to win an award with a negative vote tally? Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 14:11, Apr 18 2010 UTC

Thanks

Thanks for your vote on Giant Jew Band. The band stayed up all night, broke some windows in the hotel, molested the other voters, and then we all went to sleep to get up later and . . .do it all over again!!! Front page, awesome, toga toga, woh woh! Thanks again, Al des chain 21 4

Emo Thanks

You made an emo girl happy! Because of your vote you gave, you have earned a kiss from that happy emo girl, as well as being spared from an mean emo's wrath.Iwillkillyou333 is also happy he made this nice, depressed template as a nice thank you. Now go get that emo girl's number, and take her to watch a warehouse fire. Fun, isn't it?

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Thanks!

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Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

I, like, appreciate your support, or something.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:14, April 22, 2010 (UTC)

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Papyrus

Hey M00sh, I noticed you put your Progressive Papyrus piece back on VFH. Sorry that collab thing of ours never quite worked out. When I started it I was already in the middle of my article on John Milton, which I still have to revise heavily, so I worked on finishing that. And then this last month or so of school has been so friggin' busy for me that I never had the opportunity to work on our proposed papyrus collab. And it's going to be at least another two or three weeks before I even start to have time for Uncyc. writing again, so yeah. If you want to abandon our collab thing, then I totally understand. (You should probably take it over to Sog--you and him seem to have a real good thing going there. He's brilliant and could probably do a lot more with the idea than I could.) But yeah, I'm really sorry dude. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:16, April 23, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, progressive.. Well, anyway, I don't think I'll be able to write new stuff for two months either. I'll see if I can get sog to completely co-rewrite the papyus. Also, I've got two collabs for you, the metalhead interview and the bad movie review (OMG! I'm rhyming!) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 15:52, April 23, 2010 (UTC)

Those I would both be totally down with doing. Over the summer, perhaps, when our responsibilities are somewhat lessened. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:27, April 23, 2010 (UTC)

POKE

Hi Mohammed. —Pelozurian (talk) 01:46, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

Vote now for Colonisation

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and other,

As you may be aware we have now reached the point where April's Colonisation, Discordianism, has been successfully moved to mainspace, and we are currently voting on our colonisation for May.

As I have been press-ganged encouraged strongly to take the reigns of IC, I'm sending this out to remind all current and previous members of IC to vote on next months colonisation. Voting is taking place here as we speak. As of 1st of May I will be announcing the page that will get our tender mercies, so I encourage you to vote - or nominate - now.

Good luck, and may the farce be with you!

Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 03:35, Apr 27 2010 UTC

Addendum

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Discordianism has been added to VFH. Go, read, enjoy, vote. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 09:45, Apr 28 2010 UTC

Psst... Despite the mini-drama, I'd still love to see you involved in IC. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 03:55, Apr 28 2010 UTC

Thanks for your support

User:Miley Spears/Vote Bruce Wayne Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 09:51, Apr 28 2010 UTC

Feature. AGAIN.

Do you ever plan on not showing me up for a bit? Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:49,1May,2010

Do you ever plan on writing anything new? Seriously, why did you stop? You had it going, you know.. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 02:44, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

I don't know. I still write occasionally, but nothing good, and it always ends up unfinished. Recently been working on Tim Burton with YEE, and I recently did my first UnTunes, which is currently on PEe Review, though I'll admit, aside from my beautifully 'shopped picture (if I may say so myself, which I may) it's not really very good. I just can't seem to come up with a new SOLID idea, and hold it through to the end. Don Puttano cHeDDs 03:21,1May,2010

PLS is coming up, you know. You'd better write something good (or I'll kill you) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 03:24, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

I'll try, as apparently they're giving out cash prizes. I'll need to bust out the big shit though. (ew...) Don Puttano cHeDDs 03:37,1May,2010

Your good ol' giant pile o' shite? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 06:39, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

You could always take a half baked article and rework it. Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 07:24, May 1 2010 UTC

I'd vote against as it still needs a lot more work. Vista is a shitty system, you know. You can do a lot with it. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 08:42, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

That's cool. I'm happy for things to be voted down as long as I can get an idea of what people expect to improve them. Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 10:54, May 1 2010 UTC

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Your comments never fail to make me lol. Just wanted to put that out there. Oh and thanks for the UotM nom. --EMC ^[TALK] 15:37 May 2 2010

You're welcome! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 15:41, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

Well, only two people voted for me, and you're one of them, so rather then make a big fancy template as I usually would, I'll just leave this nice little message for you.

Thanks. Here's a picture of some attractive asian women.

. Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:37,3May,2010

Anytime, buddy! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 07:22, May 3, 2010 (UTC)

Mecca Vice will skip your home

"Much thanks!"

--Funnybony    07:03, May 3

Your first FA! Such a sensation! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 07:23, May 3, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks!

Striker2117 and Al Gore thank you for your vote! Without you, their theorem could not have been featured.

--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 00:15, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

Quality righting

Hey - can I get you to shine a bit of your writing talent onto IC? I'm also lamenting A wizard did it and trying to work out how we can avoid that ever happening again, and I know that you were upset with the resultant 0 FAs from Batman. I have a much better feeling about this one than I did about Discordianism, and I'm happy to give out half FAs if you have actually added value to an article. (I just wish MacMania was still around - there was a guy who knew how to do SF parody.) Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 12:00, May 7 2010 UTC

I'll try. I can't promise anything, finals and shit, you know. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 12:22, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

All I ask. And good luck! Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 12:46, May 7 2010 UTC

Would be nice to have you back on IC. Is there any Egyptian or middle east Sci-Fi? And Puppy and I will show you the clubhouse once you officially win WoTM. Can't say much about it, but last night's wine tasting and "massages" by a troupe of beauties was this week's highlight. Al des chains 12:28 12 5 MMX

MidEastern Sci-fi? Hmm.. Well, there is no Sci to begin with... Anyway, when it comes to films, books and video games, I'm not the science fiction (or fantasy) kind of guy, I prefer history, true or fictional; epic sword-fought battles and shit.. And believe it or not, I've never seen any Star Wars, Star Trek or Starwhatever. Except for Stargate, I saw a couple of seasons, and I liked it. So tell me if you need some help fighting Goa'ulds or Ori. Or Tories ;) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 13:29, May 12, 2010 (UTC)

Fredddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd is retiring?

Two months? :[--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) {{Subst:Nosubst|User:HELPME/sig2 (V2)|{{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}|19:16| May|12|2010}} 19:16, May 12, 2010 (UTC)

Finals. And more finals. But don't worry, I'll be back. Also, it's no biggie, this is actually my 15th retirement in a bit over a year. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 19:30, May 12, 2010 (UTC)

It is. It used to upset me, now it's more like "OK, but pick me up a slab of bacon on your way back." Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:33,12May,2010

Heed to the wise man's words.. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 19:35, May 12, 2010 (UTC)

Dude, I have end of semester exams in less than a month. I'm in the middle of writing a band article. Not that it'll ever get finished, but the point is I'm not studying. ~ 13:31, May 13, 2010

If I don't study now, I'll fail. Then I'll have to take a summer course. Which I'll also fail. Then I'll redo the year. And probably fail again.. I'd better start studying now. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 14:15, May 13, 2010 (UTC)

Bob the sperm

Added a couple pictures and some bullshit. see what you think. --Sog1970 20:40, May 14, 2010 (UTC)

Great. But you accidentally overwrote the edits I made to the production and realease sections.. I'm too busy to go through the history and recover them, could you please do it? Also, I've been playing with this idea in my mind; Bob the vengeful sperm, as he realises that his deformity was because of radiations, which gave him self-awareness and also killed his brother. And subsequently change the part where his "brother" dies in a kleenex to his "friends". And make Bob's aim to fertilize the ovum to produce a deformed child as some sort of vengeance at Johan. And his warning as an attempt to prevent this whole shit from ever happening again... And try to think of a couple more twists.. So, anyway, your recent edits were great, I want more of the same. :) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 22:06, May 14, 2010 (UTC)

I'll try to see to it later.--Sog1970 11:27, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

Done already. Now, the last 3 sections need more content. See what you can do. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 12:01, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

Seems to be going quite well on VFH. Could probably do with spell-checking though - not my specialty. --Sog1970 22:28, May 16, 2010 (UTC)

Me no speaky English, either. :) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 22:55, May 16, 2010 (UTC)

This is why I exist, people.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 01:22, May 17 2010 UTC

Why haven't you voted? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 09:17, May 17, 2010 (UTC)

Too slow to notice it's on there. Going to do it now...--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 07:50, May 17 2010 UTC

JOIN FACEBOOK NOW!! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 19:58, May 17, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, I deactivated Facebook for a serious reason. (Harassment) And that was pretty recently, so not yet.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 08:01, May 17 2010 UTC

At least tell me your real name. Via Email if you want. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 20:08, May 17, 2010 (UTC)

How did you pick the name Bob? Is his legal name Robert? Robert the Sperm. Al sans chains 23:36 16 5 MMX

No, it all started a year ago with an xxx joke I read on teh intarwebz, Bob the athelitic sperm. I expanded on it but failed to get it featured, and it just laid there forgotten. Then a week ago, while studying some male genital system-related shit, the idea re-popped in my mind, along with several improvements. So I - naturally - asked mr prolificgenius1970 to help me with it, since I didn't have much time at my hands to get it completed (and featured) this month. And, as usual, he stunned me with a collab much better than what I ever hoped for. So yeah, Bob's name is Robert and Sog's name is Paul. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 23:57, May 16, 2010 (UTC)

Paul Ap Rhys Ap Huw Ap Llewelyn Ap Geraint Ap Sion Ap Smotyn Ap Bryn Ap Iuean Ap Siencyn Ap Aneurin Ap Ffred, to be precise. Still, a feature. Who'd have thunk it? --Sog1970 21:11, May 18, 2010 (UTC)

I'm Mohammad ibn Fredd ibn Saddam ibn X ibn Laden ibn Obama ibn Al Hazrad ibn Clay ibn Al Sharmoota. Nice to meet you, Paul Ap Rhys Ap Huw Ap Llewelyn Ap Geraint Ap Sion Ap Smotyn Ap Bryn Ap Iuean Ap Siencyn Ap Aneurin Ap Ffred. And congrats on the feature. One more and you're into 30FA land.. Shall I nom King Henry's wives? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 21:20, May 18, 2010 (UTC)

Henry's wives already failed once. I couldn't be bothered to change it. --Sog1970 07:23, May 20, 2010 (UTC)

Spider

Hi Fredd. Please have another look at the Spider page, I've edit sweeped it and will probably go back in and work on it some more soon. A damn page which I think I've at least brought up to presentable standards. Gooey. And congrats on the great showing with Bob, he must be a proud sperm! Spiders, Al sans chains 13:13 18 5 mmx

Cool. Why don't you go in and do some edits, and we can really play with this page and make it very good. I suggested to Funnybony to do so too. Playground!! Al des chains 14:22 18 5 mmx

I'll try to contribute something later tonight. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 14:27, May 18, 2010 (UTC)

Very nice work. I've appreciated your writing, but in final form, and seeing the creative process in action gives that appreciation a different viewpoint. Al des chains 21:43 18 5 MMX

Which brings up the question "how are we going to do this?" I've seen several - hmmm... conflicting - directions of homour in the article, and all seem fine.. Myself, I prefer a psuedo-scientific approach. What about you, helpme and funnyboner? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 21:49, May 18, 2010 (UTC)

No idea! I like psuedo-science too, with twists here and there. Funnybony, I don't know what the hell he does, but it seems to work out. With spiders let's just do what we do until it seems fine. The Sophia pic, by the way, was on the page early, then an IP removed it (probably a Christian prude or something) and when other IP's added in a few weeks later Sophia was forgotten! It was nice to refind her to bless the page again. Al des chains 21:53 18 5 MMX

Made some edits here and there. Tell me what you think. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 22:05, May 18, 2010 (UTC)

You know you medical students have it so much better. What happened to studying? ~ 10:31, May 19, 2010

... Ummm... Uhh... Well... I don't know. Ask his parents. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 10:37, May 19, 2010 (UTC)

I left my USB in the library. I can't study/write because my 3 gigs of notes/half-finished articles are in there. Really hope I can get it back or my life would be over. ~ 12:05, May 19, 2010

Three gigs of notes? WTF? Do you carry the Library of Congress around with you on a USB stick, or what? :P SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 15:00, May 19, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for sandpiss

Thanks for your vote for Warm piss Sandstorm. I hear if you mix beer and sand you come up with Egyptian beer, but that may be a rumour. Appreciated (and I left a note on my pge answering your spider note) Warmingly pissing sand, Al sand chains 15:56 21 5 mmx

Do you have a facebook? Add me. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 15:59, May 21, 2010 (UTC)

"Parting is such sweet sorrow." said the Red Sea.

Striker2117 and Black Moses thank you for your vote! Without you, the Red Sea Parting Method could not have been featured.

--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 02:34, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

Spiderz

Some changes in. Romartus voted yes! His view is always important, at least to me, so that's really cool. He says the intro is a bit weak. If you need the rodent thing (I really think that reads random) let's add more, but maybe we can come up with a whole new intro, building in the spiders coming war with humans as one idea. Having Romartus enjoy it balances out some of HELPME's fond criticisms (I worked in quite a few of his suggestions already, the bugger) Web. Al sans chains 10:46 5 MMX

Fine, let's dump the rodent thing and come up with a new intro. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 13:49, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

I would have to agree with the rodent thing it doesn't really seem to go anywhere. The article is generally enjoyable but a lot of the time you don't seem to have an obvious direction you want to go with the article, the whole thing feels like it is building up to something and never seems to get there, the various parts of the article work well separately, but don't add up to much together, a better and more consistent running joke would do some good. My main criticism is mostly that you seem unsure what you want to do with the spider, is it evil, is it intelligent or is it neither? The article doesn't really resolve these questions for me and some of the images only increase the confusion. It would be worth going back and deciding what you want to put across to the reader and then making sure you stick to it. I would also recommend trying to bind the images to the text a bit more as presently they don't compliment the text as much as interject jokes that aren't really to do with what is being discussed. Just my two cents but I hope it helps you out. --ChiefjusticePS3 16:31, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

Did you hear that, Al? Now let's work on a concept.. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 16:44, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

Chief just confirmed what I said in my review, basically. I feel special. Also, I'm currently feeling the article at about a 39 out of 50, which is only one point away from me voting yes. You're close...--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Sunday, 06:02, May 23 2010 UTC

Thank you guys, Romartus, Chief and HELPME. Why don't we focus on the love-hate relationship spiderzz feel towards humans. They love us but don't know it anymore, and turn this love into hate and dreams of wiping us out. The Scientolgoy auditing brings this out in some spiderz, who then get crushed, but we can feel our way into this. Why don't we, just for fun, have some of the spiders tie-up HELPME in a very strong web and drain his fluids? Al des chains 18:07 23 5 MMX

Damn, we really could use this pic for the page, but only the top half. Do you photoshop, to chop off the bottom and keep the top? I don't, I'm a moron as you've figured out (tie my shoes, mommy, tie my shoes). What a photo! I guess we could use both pics with a well-written caption, but the top one would be the gamer. Al des chains 12:52 24 5 MMX

Me neither. Ask modus. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 01:13, May 25, 2010 (UTC)

PLS Judging

I'm sending you this because you signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go then here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles and look at all of the images submitted. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). You, as the judges, have the sole authority to pick losers, winners, and disqualify entries, so please read the PLS rules carefully before judging.

Post your top 5 entries here for all categories except the Best T-shirt Design. For the Best T-shirt Design category just say which ones should be t-shirts and which ones should not be t-shirts.

Hit me up on my talk page if you have any questions and thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! --EMC ^[TALK] 12:58 May 24 2010

Spiderz featured!

Congrats, spiderz was featured! It gives me a tingly feeling, just as if a OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING,,,,,,,,,,,,,Al des chains 20:21 25 5 MMX

Who gets the credits? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 21:15, May 25, 2010 (UTC)

You and I get half-credit, and I looked in the history for a creator or main writer for another half credit, and damn if it wasn't put together sentence by sentence, idea by idea. A true web of sharing. So I guess only you and I. Have a glass of wine on me today! Al des chains few minutes later

Aye, that was a good one... I'm looking forward to working with you again SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 21:54, May 25, 2010 (UTC)

Voidism feature

The Void is thankful. And 'thankful void' is the best kind. Cheers! --Funnybony    07:01, May 27

Infinite thanks from the void.

Bored of studying?

Have a look at this - The Wizard of Aus. Way too long and possible requiring too much knowledge of the film and its songs. Still, it took me nearly 2 weeks so some poor fuck has to read it and i'm picking on you.--Sog1970 22:58, May 27, 2010 (UTC)

Priceless.. Shall I nom it? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 10:06, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I put it up for PEE because I spell so badly. And the grammar's probably wrong too. --Sog1970 18:09, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

More shit fom the planet shit

Bored enough to read this - Examination Stress

You'll never have sat an A' level paper, but I'd guess the experience is the same everywhere. --Sog1970 22:07, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

I got too angry at you...

Sorry. But you really should only use rollback for vandalism, and undo with an edit summary for everything else. If you rollback non-vandalism, the people that are reverted are like "WTF? Why did he do that? I'm putting it back." So, yeah.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 10:11, May 29 2010 UTC

Terribly sorry. Blame my laziness. Also, bye. I'm on hiatus. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 15:10, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

Today's the day!

In a few hours you will be Writer of the Month. I have four more hours to wear the crown, and have polished it up for you although I am drinking Mango juice from it. You will also receive the keys to the Clubhouse, but I can't talk about that yet. Congrats! Yay! Al des chains 19:57 31 5 MMX

Pfffft. Don't let it go to your head, Fred. Everyone knows that people who haven't won WOTM before are much cooler.--Matfen 20:06, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

Ghost town lolz.

8===========D~ ~ ~ ~O:

- Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 15:29, Friday 04 June 2010 -

Awww! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 15:35, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

My cock is a lot bigger. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:38, 4 June 2010

My COCK is tiny Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 00:50, Jun 5 2010 UTC

God's own tongue

Not sure where you're getting the Welsh from, but well done. Spelling is a bit dodgy but my arabic isn't up to much so i shouldn't whinge. --Sog1970 21:25, June 11, 2010 (UTC)

Hehe :) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 07:45, June 14, 2010 (UTC)

ps dont forget to vote for our bob the sperm at may's top 3