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I was Lost in Space but now am Found

Thankies for your Pee Review on Lost in Space! I think your advice will help me make this article much better. It wasn't mine originally, I'm just trying to fix it. As I posted under your review, I think it's harder to fix an article that's broken than to start one from scratch. Thankies! Binky The WonderSkull 22:01, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Anytime, I agree, it can be very difficult to fix an already broken article. If you want a hand or for someone to give the article a quick look then, just ask. Good luck fixing it, I'm sure you have what it takes. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:17, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!!

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August 6th, 2009 • Issue 59 • Painfully Extracting Nuggets of Truth from the Teeth of the News!

Uncyclopedia Triples Ad Revenue; Users Line Up For Paychecks By Gerrycheevers This week, Uncyclopedia's benign evil overlords, Wikia, shuffled the advertising layout on our fine website. Previously, the left sidebar contained just one Wikia spotlight. These spotlights are not advertisements as much as they are a way to whore Wikia and increase its position in some sort of Google rankings, since the links from the banner ads go from Wikia-hosted Uncyclopedia to Google and back to Wikia-hosted wikis on such relevant topics to users who are on a satire wiki as the Burnout Wiki and the Harry Potter wiki. These Google rankings are actually a series of thousands of monkeys at Google headquarters, who move beads around on giant abaci based on search engine hits. Users who click these cleverly disguised and probably illegal "double-switch" ads cause the monkeys to alter the beads in Wikia's favor. However, in recent days this Wikia spotlight was moved to the bottom of each page rather than the sidebar and multiplied by three. A cursory look at any of the wikis linked in these spotlights results in a brutal assault of the senses, as they are all swimming in banner advertisements, sidebar advertisements, advertisements in the content, and links to highly useful Wikia features such as Wikianswers. While the increased number of spotlights on Uncyclopedia has not directly resulted in any cash flow, the increased Google bead rating has indeed caused Wikia stock to jump by six beads (the stock market is also organized using giant abaci, only it is operated by goats rather than monkeys). Wikia has decided to share credit for this jump in value with the users of Uncyclopedia, and all users will be receiving checks for equal amounts next Tuesday. The line forms behind Olipro, wherever he happens to be on Tuesday when the stock market goats arbitrarily decide to stop working for the day. A Hell of a Time at the Village Dump By Bad Shroom Recently in the forums, BHOP's activity has arguably skyrocketed. An IP has started a new rhyming craze, and the cheesy, crunchy snack food CheddarBBQ has revived many topics that were getting rather aged, such as Fantasy Football, a Shakira-esque topic, and even his own birthday's topic. Back on BHOP, fruity user Neox's random storytelling and serious user YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans' serious, dramatic storytelling have made Forum:Who HATES MochiAds? 2's story a complete, random mess. Also, Optimuschris and Modusoperandi have been having one hell of a time discussing the much-anticipated failing of the new G.I. Joe movie. Finally, users have a had a heated battle over whether to ban the Abstain feature on VFH, which is ending up as off-topic and random as an episode of Lost. Are there any cool discussions going on? That's the forum news in your area, now here's Mr. G with the weather, only on Public Access Channel 2!

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Hand delivered by MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:02, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Also...

RAPE! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:02, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Where??? Now where the hell has my contents listing gone? Did you take that as well? You fiend.--ChiefjusticeDS 22:04, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

A Mr Sherlock Holmes is at the door, sir

I have observed

that you had voted for an entry on me to be featured. Of course, this was to be expected for a man of such reputation, Watson, was it not?
Elementary, Holmes, as you would have put it.
So it is. But it appears that the author nevertheless wishes to thank you, so I'll leave him to it. Meanwhile, I shall return to my cough drop bottle.

Hold on a minute ... Holmes, is that cocaine?
Watson—
I'd thought Dr Freud had made you fight off that vice! Here, give me that. You know how many times I've told you to smoke tobacco instead.

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Thank you for voting for this article!

Rejoice, ChiefjusticeDS! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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And your review was, more likely than not, quite helpful in improving the article. So thanks doubly. Sir MacMania GUN—[05:39 11 Aug 2009]

Thanks for helping make Six Hats a feature...

...and this is where I'm supposed to have made a really exciting template, but it's easier for me to just write this once and then cut and paste it a bunch of times. Pup t 09:32, 11/08/2009

Thanks

Our appreciation is not easily earned.

But you have achieved what few others ever manage:
The respect of the
Kosher Nostra.
You can rest assured that you henceforth enjoy our protection,
our support and a bed free of beheaded bagel crumbs.
La Kosher Nostra.

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Articles

Thanks for the review of Alien abduction insurance. I made couple of alterations. I was wondering if you would be able to tell me if that was the direction that you thought I should take it in so I can keep going? And on another note...would you say that the 500ft Turd article has a shot at VFH as it stands now? --Sequence 13:04, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Roberto Duran

Hi Chief. Once again you took so much time to help my article. Of course, this guy was great enough and funny enough in real life, no need fiction. I'll study your advice and do each and everything you advise. Then I'll let you know for double check. My hero!--Funnybony 16:26, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Chief

Just so you know, I probably won't pick up a review tomorrow, going to try to get started on some of my articles instead --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 21:31, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

'Tis fine, remember this is something we all do in our spare time (except for Modus who never leaves) you are quite entitled to never pick up a review ever again. But I do appreciate the notice, take as long as you need on your article as without articles we reviewers have nothing to do. Thanks again for the notice, and good luck with your article. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:05, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

The doctor will see you now Oh, by the way, before we begin today's session, I'd like to thank you for supporting my recent featured article. Now, tell me about your childhood.--You know what the music means... Our time is up.

I'd just like to say

Cheers! The review you did for that article I found was really in depth. I'll polish up the points you mentioned and drop it on VFS to see how it does. Many thanks (Bonner) (Talk) Aug 12, 17:37

Rejoice, ChiefjusticeDS! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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You lying lyre!

Lol. How's it going ChiefjusticeDS, Pericles here. Thanks for deciding to review my article on the lyre. I hope you catch things which User:Siddhartha-Wolf did not even notice when combing through the article for the first review. Cheers!--PericlesofAthens 00:26, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Hi ChiefjusticeDS. Thanks for the review of my article on the lyre. As you suggested, I have gotten rid of places where a non-encyclopedic tone is used, including opinionated statements and first person statements, and since you are the second one to complain about it, I got rid of the Jack Bauer image. I also see what you mean about the last paragraph, which I just completely removed as it might be too unfunny to salvage. Aside from these suggestions, I am having a hard time copyediting the article according to your other suggestions, which are a little vague and hard to apply immediately. Could you point out specific sentences and specific jokes which are problematic and explain what you think would be a better course? Thanks.--PericlesofAthens 19:37, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Right, I'm going to reply here, just because it makes this look better in context. My point on you drifting away from what you are talking about (demonstrated with the Darth Vader example), is mostly to do with the Ancient Greece section where I felt you needlessly elaborated on some character backgrounds. The point about losing sight of the difference is more general, if you read from the start of your article, through to the end as though you have never seen the article before, you will notice that what a lyre is and indeed who a lyre is undergoes a shift and you start writing the article "Liar", and just putting "playing the lyre" in the appropriate places, I think the mnemonic coincidence should not be played upon to the extent that it is, since it ultimately leads you away from the subject, you begin the article talking about so well. I hope this helps. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:26, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

About A perfect article pee review

Thx very much for your review. FYI, i'm not english native and this text is a translation from an article (perfect by the way) I originally wrote for french Désencyclopédie. I found some difficulties translating some of the jokes that were included in my text so maybe that's why you found some humour missing. So I'm not sure I'll be able to modify the article according to your advices but feel free to do it if you think you can improve. Oh and by the way, how come I don't get a 10 for each section ??? It's a perfect article !!! ;) WiiKend 08:54, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks—the remake

Thank you for supporting and reviewing! Sir MacMania GUN—[20:57 16 Aug 2009]

Thanks for the PEE

I take your point about the guidebook style varying a bit, so I'm editing that. Can't win with the pics though. You want them all on one side but when i've done that before someone else will want them alternating. I may resubmit it in a couple days - not that i'd expect you to read it again! --Sog1970 11:55, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

BPA

I'm not pretty sure of the syntax so could you please take a look at this ? Monsieur William Little

Sure thing. I'll do it now. --ChiefjusticeDS 19:50, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Great! Thank you again! Monsieur William Little

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for making my article a feature

It's about fucking time.

—Thanks

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—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:08, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

More thanks

Thanks for your help, I was on the right track, just doubted myself there for a minute. Correcting graffiti? Excellent, I'm the sort of git who corrects unsolicited sales spam and sends it back :-) --Rforbes 20:11, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

It's no problem, and yes, they had used the wrong form of there/their and had forgotten a comma and full stop. I happened to have my sharpie so figured people could at least enjoy the graffiti with the correct spelling and punctuation, alas two men in a police car told me to stop it. Glad I could help. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:14, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

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Date August 13th, 2009 • Issue 60 • Taking the News, Making it Better

UnSignpost Editor Disappears; UnSignpost Suffers Mysterious Drop in Quality By The Woodburninator August 10, 2009 - a date which will live in infamy. Gerrycheevers, the UnSignpost's handsome, talented, and, often times, only editor announced his leave of absence in order to head west, and make a name for himself. In an UnSignpost Exclusive, Gerry talked at length about his final destination and the exciting journey he expects. "[I'll be heading to] north dakota. [I reckon I'll take the famous Oregon Trail, driving a horse and buggy, herding cattle, planting seeds of injustice wherever I may.]" How long this move out west will take is unknown by all but our best psychics, and since Gerry has them trained to bite anyone who come near, we'll go with Gerry's approximate date of August 21. If all of our readers miss Gerry (and we have a feeling that, one paragraph in, you already do), please drop him a line. Tell him how much he is missed. Tell him that if he ever leaves again, we won't be so forgiving. Just tell him something. We don't want to have to do this without him again. In an unrelated note, the UnSignpost - usually a shining example of grammatical correctness, good spelling, and hilarity - seems to have hit a drop in quality for this week's issue. The reasons for these changes seem to be a mystery to everyone. As far as we can tell, the problems that have arisen are completely arbitrary. The reasons for this change in quality have been the talk of the community this week. Some have suggested the recent meteor shower has caused an influx of gamma radiation into our atmosphere, creating a negative energy all over the Earth, and thus causing our writing abilities to falter. Under User stupidly blamed all of this on the change in editors, saying "Good to see we're keeping the time-honoured Signpost tradition of the revolving door to the editor's office alive and well. Although now Woody's in there, that should probably be a 'revolting' door." Bastard. Uncyclopedian creates Trivia Bot, ruins everything By An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays Popular Uncyclopedian Electric mocha something-or-other, also known as EMC, this week unveiled his latest creation: a trivia bot for the Uncyclopedia IRC Channel. The bot, named "UncycTrivia", stands at over seven feet tall and is made exclusively from red crayons. Seemingly, its only function is to spout random nonsense under the guise of trivia questions and then demand answers, awarding points to whoever manages to guess the random word or phrase it considers the answer. EMC let loose his bot on the nerds, perverts and middle-aged alcoholics of #uncyclopedia, leading to even less constructive conversation then usual. Instead, the channel is mostly filled with dozens of people shouting random words in the hopes of being awarded meaningless points. Some, however, have pointed out that the only real difference between this and the way things were before is the awarding of points. Not content with destroying one channel, however, EMC subsequently decided to bring his bot to ##turtle,the exciting new channel with the dubious honour of being "the BHOP of IRC" (but with less Bad Shroom), which also served as a staging post for a recent troll invasion of Yahoo! Answers. EMC was unavailable for comment when I was throwing this piece together in five minutes. He is presumed to be sitting in a cave somewhere stroking his large red crayon and laughing dementedly. New Editors Have Trouble Matching up Left and Right Sides By The Woodburninator In a startling development, the newest editors of the UnSignpost are proving to be quite inept at lining up the left and right sides of Post's template. It seems that our penchant for placing more and more boxes on the right side of the page has defeated the natural aesthetic of the Post's two-even-sides strategy. While this is a problem, it does seem to be fixable. Namely, by adding this headline and story. Is this just an obvious cry for help, that we are unable to do this without Gerry? Probably. But since our hostile takeover has proven quite successful unstoppable so far, we would disagree.

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9001(bot)  20:33, Aug 18

God

This is about Uncyclopedia:VFH/God

You wrote, "Against. While you and IC may have done some more work on it, it's a big no to feature it again. Especially since you have only expanded the original material, rather than completely rewriting it. ChiefjusticeDS 06:04, 19 August 2009 (UTC)"

Of course I wanted it to be featured, but have no problem with people voting the way they feel. I guess there's a feeling here against featuring an article twice. And I respect you as an experienced uncyclopedian who's been nominated Writer of the Month.

But I have to ask, did you read the earlier version before we started editing and compare that to what we did? There's almost no similarity between the two except they're both about God, and have a couple of the same pics (but with different captions).

Please compare the article before we started working on it to the version that was nominated for VFH. [1]. Can you honestly say this hasn't been completely rewritten? Miley Spears 14:57, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

My personal view is that the original material was fine, and a rewrite wasn't really required. I never vote without making sure I understand the circumstances behind a nomination for the front page, as I know the amount of time and effort that goes into the articles. As far as the God one was concerned, to my brain at 7am this morning, the two were not so different. If you were to call me out on this one, I would say that my vote may have been hasty and the reasoning considered less well than it should have been. I will reconsider my decision since the nomination appears to have been reset. --ChiefjusticeDS 18:37, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

My respect for you has shot way up. You could easily discount me as a noob and you as a major Uncyclopedian (which I believe you are), but you didn't. You have agreed to reconsider. Whatever you decide, for, against or abstain, I will have a lot of respect for you. I hope you don't mind, but you'll likely be one of the people I'll ask for help in the future when I get lost here. Thanks again! :) Miley Spears 01:45, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Here's a problem maybe you can fix. If you go to the God article and click on the link for "Please see this article's entry," it takes you to the old nomination. People who click on that to vote will end up at the old nomination, and will believe the vote's already over. So could you fix the link so it goes to the new nomination? I asked someone else to fix it, but whoever gets there first I hope you fix the link! Thanks! Miley Spears 02:19, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

I took a look at it for you and it looks as though the reason the link doesn't direct appropriately is because the new nomination is called: God (colonisation) rather than God. I lack the privileges to fix that for you as it relates to the names of articles. Contact one of the admins if you haven't already and you think that the nom will lose support if it is not fixed. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:02, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Nobody had fixed it. So I was trying to fix it by adding a correction that had the right link at the same time somebody fixed it the way it should be fixed! So it's fixed now. Thanks for your advice on fixing! :) Miley Spears who needs to be fixed so she doesn't breed 16:44, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Goodbye for a while

Goodbye for a while. We'll miss you! :) Miley Spears 22:37, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

A blast of wind is heard, as the good spaceship Serenity approaches your userpage ...

Thank you for supporting the Firefly article! <sarcasm style="obvious">Although, if I may, my plan was really to have it fail VFH after 11 days, have it quasi-featured, start a "Feature Firefly" campaign, and eventually rewrite and have featured the article on Serenity (which is kind of in a mess at the moment).</sarcasm> But thanks anyway, and good luck with real life! Sir MacMania GUN—[03:04 23 Aug 2009]

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Fantasy Football Draft Finished By Guildensternenstein After four weeks of red-hot eight-man free fantasy football league draft action, the first Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League (UFFL) Draft is finally at a close: Uncyclopedia regular and DiBiase's Millions general manager The Woodburninator made Arizona Cardinals' Kicker Neil Rackers Mr. Irrelevant on the afternoon of August 21th, 2009, a mere 26 hours after the previous pick had been made. Afterward, League Commissioner and noted Nazi sympathizer Guildensternenstein promised to make all subsequent Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League official actions run much more smoothly. He vowed he would "put the drafted players on their respective fantasy teams" at some point "after I'm done writing this story for the UnSignpost and before I go see Inglorious Bastards later tonight." 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Hope Everything Goes Alright

Not sure what it is you're going through, but on behalf of everyone else here, we all hope you're OK. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:17, 28 August 2009 (UTC)