User talk:DemonDick
Welcome![edit source]
Hello DemonDick, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
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19:17, Jun 20
Blunt Smoking[edit source]
you got an acCUNT. Good 4 u! :D • <20:54, 23 Jun 2008>
hell yeah[edit source]
i look forward to making some bitches laugh. DemonDick 21:39, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- Are you going to drop your trousers? MrN
21:40, Jun 24
- ooohhhhhh!!! no he din't! *snap snap snap* • <21:44, 24 Jun 2008>
already dropped nigga
thats the shit that happens when you smoke weed DemonDick 03:55, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
Alucard[edit source]
Hi, my problem as you put it, is that your revision is not funny, writing down 18 inch penis is not funny, nor does it contribute anything to the article. Both my original reverts were to do with exactly the same thing, I'm not sitting here reverting you for no reason, I am only reverting you because your input is poor. Ultimately the article is crap anyway and your revisions are just becoming part of the mess it is in at the moment. So if it means your life and soul then feel free to keep them in, however, do not insult me just because you don't like what I'm doing, you will find me infinitely more peaceable if you ask me nicely on my talk page. Also do not revert any other users reverts, unless the revert is blatantly for the purposes of vandalism, if you have a problem with a revert go and speak to an admin. --ChiefjusticeDS 07:32, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Hi, I'm an admin. Chief, you could maybe have been a touch more diplomatic with your response here. DemonDick, so could you with your edit summary in the first place. There's a lesson here somewhere. Now can we both remember rule 2, and just get on with stuff?
- (DemonDick, another point: we get a lot of vandalism on this wiki. A lot of it involves the insertion of the word "penis". So generally, people who spend time reverting vandalism end up assuming that pretty much every time they see the word "penis", it has been added by a 12 year old boy. And that is often the case. If a regular editor reverts something of yours again, perhaps discuss it politely on their talk page in the first instance - because calling people "dick" leads to drama. And admins hand out bans when drama happens. Word to the wise, my friend.) Now, let's get on with stuff. Good luck! --UU - natter
08:23, Oct 5
