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Glorious return to form for MrN!




Cheers for the nomination, it came just as I was becoming disgruntled. Situation defused! Good work haha. I can't confirm whether or not I am the "real" Paddy Atkinson seeing as I've been on the run from MI6 for so long my actual identity has become a mystery even to myself. However, were I the bin man imposter would I be out on the pitch sharpening my skills or sitting bug-eyed in front of a computer screen? I would have to say the former is more likely, but you never know. Those bin men can lead deceivingly dynamic lives.--PaddyAtkinson 22:39, 16 November 2008 (UTC)

Hea. Well, whoever you may be we are very pleased to have ya around. Like I said before... Any time you need help with anything just let me know. We do actually have a good active user base here, many of whom are Brits. I hope you stick around for a while, as I certainly enjoy reading your stuff. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:51, Nov 16

Damn, that was fast. Cheers again, but how come there isn't a timestamp after my signature? ~PAtkinson (word up, kids!)

OK, I recommend you change it to {{subst:nosubst|User:PaddyAtkinson/sig}} <small><small>{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}, {{subst:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}}</small></small>
Sorry, I think you need 4 ~~~~ if you don't do that... Also, don't be worried about IRC. The people there are crazy, but most of them are actually pretty cool and will help you (eventually). Just takes a while to learn how things works there. Also... Generally reply where the message is post. If someone leave ya a message they will be watching your talk page. I'm watching yours. ;) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 03:36, Nov 23


MoaP.jpg Reindeer thanks you for voting!

Personnally I don't know what that guy was so worked up about. I just wanted to correct his mistake...

Also =p. also also: hard lines with gay. I think it should have been given longer though, just to get more opinions... Meh, have fun. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 12:18 17 November 2008

Thanks for the Crit

Thanks! for the const/crit, I think my vortex looks better now. I know you still won't be happy with the TOC but the offensive "types of" section has been trashed. I've apparently answered a few of my unanswered ??'s by the age-old process of RTFM. Instead of merely hitting the pipe, I can use it now for redirection. I feel like I'm learning DOS all over again. --DrStrange 09:51, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

I went back and subbed, deleted, folded and manipulated. You'll like the TOC now. Can I get another lookie? That dingus that peed on me made assumptions about jokes that were over his head. 0/5 on execution and only a 1 for humor? WTF?--DrStrange 11:21, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

Yea, it looks a lot better. I get where you are coming from with the formatting now... Put it up for pee-review again, hopefully you will get a better review. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:02, Nov 20


I am allowed to vote for an article I wrote on the VFH?--Mnbvcxz 01:12, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Yes, You can even nominate it yourself if you've had a pee review fist. but you can certainly vote. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 04:51 18 November 2008
Yea, have Oriun said... It's probably not a good idea to vote on yourself if you are nominated for any of the "of the month" awards, but voting for your own article appears to be accepted. Be careful with the self nominations for VFH though. People often take a dim view of self noms. If you submit to pee review, the reviewer (if they are any good) will give you a fair idea of your chances on VFH before hand, and it's always best to get someone else to nominate rather than do it yourself. Ask me to do it maybe ;) If I think something has got a chance I'm always happy to nom. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 10:54, Nov 19
erm... I always self nom. Except for insomnia which our countdown hero nommed for me. and I vote for myself too, cept for that WotM last month. And please spell my name right MrM SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 11:01 19 November 2008
Certainly Mr "right". MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 11:04, Nov 19
O57. It's the future... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:09, Nov 19
No, no! It's the past! It didn't work then and it wont work now! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 11:14 19 November 2008

This Still Counts

You think that part-archiving will save your defenceless little page? Think again. Despoilment is inevitable. I thank you. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 19:27, Nov 19

You have soiled an unwashed maiden. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:28, Nov 19

UnSignpost: 20th November2008

MrN9001 20:45, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

WoW! Thanks a lot MrN9001. I would never have expected that to appear there! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:54, Nov 20
What are the chances eh? One appeared on my talk page too. It must have been written by someone incredibly handsome. Or, failing that, someone who once met someone incredibly handsome. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 22:53, Nov 20
What, we've met before? Why didn't you say anything!? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 23:04 20 November 2008
You didn't write this... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 23:07, Nov 20
Oh yeah? Prove it. Also I meant I was the someone handsome. geddit? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 23:32 20 November 2008
I goddit. Hence the response... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:57, Nov 21

Candidate For Vote For Deletion Template?

"Original" version here for reference purposes only that I don't plan of using, EVER:

Current Version:

Old, "wide version" for reference:

"Smaller" version:

For some reason, whenever I tried to make "FIX IT" link to the article's edit page, it messed up the code at the end. Anyway, do you think that would be a good idea, or not? Yeah, I know the generic masculine might need to be changed, and it does come across as it a bit nasty. However, it is supposed to get the author's attention.--Mnbvcxz 23:17, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, I have been thinking about this idea a bit... Here's the thing though... What would be the difference if you just left a message on the articles talk page? Also, I think the wording here needs work. The stuff about "go and beg that user not to delete it" is not good. It should simply state that the user is thinking about putting it on VFD, and that they wondered if anyone was interested in the article. We don't want to be giving users a big fat template which they can go around waving at people causing flamewars. That's why I liked the wording on the template which is on VFD right now. It simply says "remove this template if you care". That's a lot better than this. Also... Be warned. ANY kind of deletion related template is likely to cause you to generate friction with some of the users on this site, so be warned... Also, I'm not an admin, so what I say does not really carry that much weight... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:38, Nov 22
Is that new version better? I pussified a good bit. I don't think we should go so far as to take every article off of our VFD lists just because someone objects to it being on VFD. There are some articles in which should be put on VFD and deleted despite a few objectors. For example Johnny Test was deleted by a vote of 4 keep, 8 delete, Seductive space boob had of vote of 3 for, 7 against.

I also think this should be a talk page only template, basically a cute/standardized version of "I think this should be on VFD, does anyone object?" That would actually give people time to object before they are deleted, instead of the current system of VFDing stuff without warning and deleting it only a few hours later. Finally, I think "please say so" is a good compromise between "delete this template and your article will live forever" and "Kneel before me and beg for the life of your pathetic article! Mwah-hah-hah-hah!" type phrases. Its politely asking for, not demanding information, and its not making the impossible and unreasonable promise of saving the article on the basis of one objector.--Mnbvcxz 00:54, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
Yea, that second template looks a lot better. Personally I think it's a good idea. I suggest the following... Add some instructions for how to use the template on the templates page here is an example I did which uses instructions. When you have done that... Do nothing. For at least a day anyway. Take some time and try to think of possible problems this might cause, and how people might react to it. As I said, anything related to deletion sends some users crazy, so you need to be VERY careful with your words. When you have mulled it over for a day or two, and still think it's a good idea, think about a post in the DUMP. Don't do it straight away, give it some more serious thought first... Also, don't get too caught up in VFD dude. Uncyc is about writing and creating more so than deleting. I do support what you are trying to do... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:08, Nov 23
Thanks, I tried making the template even smaller to make it less offensive. Do you think it looks better in the regular or small version? The smaller one is more humble, but it might be hard to read. I'm going to start working on the use instructions.--Mnbvcxz 02:31, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
Probably the one with bigger text. The smaller text is harder to read. If you could make the template wider, but less deep it might look a bit better. Not sure if you can do that with that picture... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 02:46, Nov 23
I made the long, narrow version of the template, and added the old, wide version for reference. p.s. feel free to remove these if they are sucking up too much space on your talk page.--Mnbvcxz 03:23, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
Looks good... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 03:24, Nov 23

Work Instruction purge

I shorted the work instructions on the template itself down to what the placer of the template needs to know to use it. Otherwise, the potential user would be lost in instructions. I think Why? and "What to do if this is on my article" section can go on the category "CVFD" page, i.e. the category what all VFD candidate articles go in.--Mnbvcxz 04:31, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

I'm not sure any kind of category is a good idea. It's probably best if this is as simple as possible. The instructions need to be short and concise... I'm off to bed now though, so good luck with it. I will check out what you have done tomorrow. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 04:34, Nov 23

Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball

So glad you asked. I'd love it if you could judge best bad taste article in the competition. Judging begins on December 11th and the judging deadline is December 21st. Let me know if anything comes up that makes you unable to judge, so I can find a quick replacement if needs be. See you at the judging table. I hear they're bringing us free punch =) -RAHB 00:41, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 27th November2008

MrN9001 21:04, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

Who do you think you are?

Jesus, we both have very different definitions on funny - so fucking what I'm not original? Who the hell cares? Shit, just answer the damn question! And plus, what's your angle on the shit photo? I don't even know how to do that - some help - so who the hell are you to care? – Preceding unsigned comment added by LitUpBC (talk • contribs)

Do I think I'm Jesus? Um, sure. :-) ... Also, could you tell me what you are talking about. Also also, don't be aggressive. This is a humour wiki, not an asshole wiki. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:49, Dec 3

Here - you put a shit photo on my profile or whatever it's called, and I wanna know why. --LitUpBC 00:57, 3 December 2008 (UTC)LitUpBC

It's part of a standard welcome message I send to everyone when they first start editing here. Nothing about you in particular. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:00, Dec 3

I guess I overreacted, then. Sorry about that. Problems with anger. Donn't worry about it. --LitUpBCLitUpBC

About the Bloody Scissor page

It's just something fake. I just used some of my friends name and just made a fake gang. It's not real. Sorry bro. It was just a little thing I did.

Hea, it's cool dude. You might want to read UN:VAIN though. You might get away with your article not being deleted, but I'm not sure... I would change the names to people who are not real people as we REALLY don't like that (unless they are famous people obviously). If you up the funny factor you will stand much more chance of it being kept also, but the problem is that your article is probably only funny to you and your friend... We don't allow that normally, it's got to be funny to lots of people. Have fun, and good luck. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:07, Dec 3


Don't know if you've read what I added yet (plus a quote from Codeine, the master of spurious Noel Coward quotes), not much but I think I'm done with it and would like to hear your thoughts. :-) RabbiTechno 18:01, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

'Spose it'd only be polite to provide a link, wouldn't it? RabbiTechno 18:03, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Actually, I'm not sure it's quite there yet. It does need some formatting. Try looking at it on 1024*768 resolution. I would loose the other quote and just keep Codeine's as that's much better. I have to pop out of the house for a bit now, but will be back later, might give it some edits then if I get a chance. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:04, Dec 3
I'll bow to your judgement on the quote, it was really only there because I couldn't think of anything better - and anyway, it's a real quote (from the days of decimalisation) and so has no place here. Thanks for the VFH, too! RabbiTechno 09:33, 6 December 2008 (UTC)


I can actually agree with you. I'm a big fan of IndyCar and I actually dislike that page because the CindyCar format just does not work for IndyCar. It can be done much better. I can therefore not make good edits to it. I have removed the IndyCar re-direct to Cindycar.

Also please note that IndyCar has changed within the last year. Thefe is now only one series so that page is out of date. --Tony George 23:54, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Well, I'm from the UK, so I don't totally understand the issues here... I just saw the Cindycar page a while back and thought it was funny. You can't just replace the redirect at Indycar‎ with a blank page. It's better to redirect it somewhere rather than to nothing. Here's what I suggest... Maybe you should write Indycar‎ as an actual article? If you want to do that, great. Work on it in your userspace maybe at User:Tony George/Indycar and when it's ready you can copy it over the top of the redirect. Update Cindycar if ya like (obviously) but try to keep the idea and tone of the article consistent. Like I said, I'm no expert, so may be totally missing the point here... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:13, Dec 4

I'm from the UK too. The Cindycar page is basically a in joke from the people of a very unfunny Champ Car forum. The Cindycar page looks to me like it is incorporating the two American Open Wheel series of 2007 (IndyCar and ChampCar). Champ Car merged with IndyCar this year. It was actually bought out but that is not important. 80% of the Cindycar page is completely out of date with ChampCar and very little about IndyCar. At least 3 of the sections have no relavence what so ever to todays IndyCar series so I'm wondering why it has the IndyCar re-direct. --Tony George 00:25, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

Well, my personal view is that this page is rather funny. I'm neutral in that I'm not really a fan of the sport, so I hope you give my judgement some credit on this one... On why IndyCar re-directs there... Where else would it redirect? It needs to go somewhere... That's why I suggested you write something there! Maybe cindycar is out of date now, but does that really matter? It's still funny. To me anyway... Like I said, bring it up to date if you want, but if you want to make changes which totally change the article you might be better off starting User:Tony George/Indycar and move it over the top of Indycar when you are done. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:34, Dec 4


Thanks for your advice. I was trying to make an article that made fun of an internet site (LON-CAPA) we use at the University of Pittsburgh, in our Physics and Calculus classes to do our homework. Most people in my classes really hate doing homework on LON-CAPA. So I thought I would make an Uncyclopedia article making fun of it. I gues it would be easier for people in my class to understand the jokes, but I think others could potentially find it humorous if I made some changes. Since I am knew to Uncyclopedia, any advice to make my page acceptaple Uncyclopedia content would be appreciated. --Voon90 03:58, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

Well... First things first: Writing good funny stuff takes time. Usually anyway... If you are serious about becoming an Uncyc writer I'm not sure I can recommend anything better than to read HTBFANJS. Have you read that and BGBU yet? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 10:42, Dec 4

I haven't edited this page in over a week

That's astoundingly lax of me. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:45, Dec 4

UnSignpost: 4th December 2008 (yea, we know it's late)

MrN9001 19:05, 5 December 2008 (UTC)


for the welcome. I'm not new to Uncyc, but thanks anyway =] The Masked Editor Banditmask.PNG (01:18, Dec 6 2008)

No problem. If you look here I explain to someone how to use their sig properly. Kinda anyway... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:23, Dec 6

Why? TSCC still fails VFH?

I've received a TSCC pee review (finally) after a long wait, I believe the reviewer likes it and hence I tried for VFH and even modify a little to improve the article. But it still fails VFH! The others think its really bad, I've tried to save the article a little more, and I need some enlightenment and your holy advice on what should I do, and what is lacking in the article to make it really good? Help please!--A. SHePerD 14:54, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Hea dude. Firstly, don't take too much notice of that Pee Review. It was rather flattering. ;) Well, I have made a few changes to the start. Hopefully you can see what I was doing there. I think your problem here is that in places it's a bit too random, and you also need to work on getting it to flow a bit better. For example you tend to say something, then say something like "this is because"... Sometimes that works, but it looks like you are labouring the point a bit. Try to say the same thing, but in less words. You might need to restructure the paragraph to do this. This needs doing generally over the whole article.
Also... It's a bit childish in places sometimes your writing style is grown up, and works well, but in others you wander off into making childish jokes about stuff like masturbation or rape. That kinda thing can work well sometimes, but I don't think this is one of them. Think about it. Is that sort of thing really funny in an article like this? It can be, but you need to be VERY good at it. If I were you, I would avoid that style, and concentrate on topics which are more closely related to the subject.
Dude your writing is getting much better. Don't worry about VFH that much though. It's not really that important and your article is more likely to appeal to fans of the show more so than to people who are not.
My advice to you would be... Try to take what I have said on board and make some edits to this article to make it a bit more grown up. Then... Forget about this article for a while. It's been nominated for VFH recently, so it's can't go up again for a while anyway.
Start something new. Pick a subject you know a lot about which we don't have an article on and try that. You are improving one hell of a lot, and I'm looking forward to seeing what you do next. Feel free to pester me on my talk page anytime. :-) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:37, Dec 16

UnSignpost: 11th December

MrN9001 21:09, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Much obliged, as ever, old chap. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:43, Dec 11

Generic TDB Message

This is a generic message, being sent out to you, because you are one of the judges that is to judge in this year's Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball judging. The instructions for judging, and the judging results posting, are to be found at this page. Your judging is to take place between the judging days of December 11th and December 21st, and to be posted to the judging page by the end of the judging span. If you are unable to judge the judging, please let me know on my talk page, in which case I will make my judgment of which user is the best prospective judge to judge. Have a good day, and happy judging! -RAHB 01:25, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

Idea for Userspace Award

Unofficial amateur article of the Week basically, its a user award for good writing by those who haven't won a real award yet. I used the term amateur instead of noob because its open to users who have been on uncyclopedia for a while, and didn't want to create any misunderstanding. Also, it seems like most userspace awards have gone dead for some reason. Anyway, as you can tell, the nominated articles and prev winners section is there just to see what it would look like content. Also, it could probably use some cosmetic cleanup.--Mnbvcxz 03:32, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Hmm. Maybe not such a good idea this time. What is it that you are trying to achieve? If someone writes an article it can be put on VFH, and that should be reward enough. The things is... We have had lots of different "user" awards and generally they disappear over time as it's only the people who set them up who are interested enough to run them. I totally admire what you are trying to do in-terms of improving the Uncyc systems and such, just don't really see the point of this one... We have enough trouble getting people to vote on VFH at the moment. I doubt that another voting page would help things much. Also... We have NotM for new guys. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:22, Dec 15

/me wanders in as if nothing had happened and as if Luvvy had been around all along...

/me squeaks! Hey Daddy. What did I miss? -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 15:48, 16 Dec
Hea there! Nice to see ya and such... What's going on? Oh... Just the usual anarchy. Did you notice that the URL has changed? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:54, Dec 16
Yeah, freaky. I did explain it a bit more in length on my talk page, but other than that... Oh, did I tell you I was adopted by a big fat slob who posed as a cute tennis ball sized fluff of a kitten? He's currently 11 lbs at 8 monts and still growing, though I barely feed the thing... O.o *squeaks* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 01:03, 17 Dec

Yay, Christmas tits!

I have no further comment to make. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:10, Dec 20

Got to keep things festive and such... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 11:51, Dec 20

Another generic TDB message

Just one (approximately) day left until the judging deadline, and you are one of three judges to have not yet turned in their final judgeries. This is just a reminder message that the deadline is coming up, and that we'd like to have winners announced and rewarded before the 22nd. The judgery page can be found here, so just go ahead and post up your results when you're finished with them. Cheers and happy judging. -RAHB 23:06, 20 December 2008 (UTC)


Thanks for the not so automated message (apparently). It really made me feel like a human.--Dagrimdialer619 03:23, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Welcome to the wiki. Enjoy. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 03:29, Dec 21

Happy Hanukkah

Merry Christmas

Bonner would like to wish you

a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game
BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk)


Festivus-card.gif Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:25, Dec 21

Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.

Happy Giftmas. ~Sissie

sirErr.gifsysrq @ 23:45 Dec 21

Tis' The Season

Mr Neutron biding his time before destroying the entire universe with one finger

For some reason I think "Mr Neutron" when I see your ID. Thanks for your support!


I'll be back to uncyc as soon as I feel funny, okay! But I pledge to you: I WILL find whoever vandalized my userpage, I swear! In the meantime, wear protection for your pants or whatever it is you like to say. OKAY, see you in a few weeks!   Le Cejak <15:04 Dec 23, 2008>

You better be back soon. Otherwise I... I... I just will OK. In addition, you never stopped being funny. You just thought that you did. Seriously :| MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:13, Dec 23
He'll be back. Or I'll start vandalising your userpage. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:34, Dec 23



I'd just like to say to you, <insert name here> Merry/Happy/Already with the happy! Hannukah/Kwanzaa/Festivus/Capitalism, bitch-nizzle! and other mildly offensive things that make self-respecting white-people cringe with disgust.

-Colin "All your base" Heaney

During this season...

Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:28, 24 December 2008 (UTC)


Christmas-clipart-006.gif Merry Christmas, dudes!
Santa "Metallica" Claus and Necropaxx want to wish you a very merry Christmas, and to always rock around the Christmas tree.
Don't forget the egg nog!

Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:48, Dec 24

Here's Your Christmas Tree

----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 08:10, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

The Prodigal Daughter returns to whore for Daddy a bit

Hiya Papaw... I know you've got a whorehouse here somewhere (I think), but I thought to be rude and flash you some skin here. Ain't I ruthlessly cute? *tries the puppy eye stunt again* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 19:54, 26 Dec

You about at the moment man?

Happy New Year to you, hope it's a good one. I saw a book recently called "A brief history of underpants", or something similar. If I knew who you were, and where you lived and stuff, and I wasn't skint, I'd have bought it for you. I'm generous like that. Now, how's that paperbot doing? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:15, Jan 1

Bore da

Welsh lady.jpg Alright, boyo?
You voted for an article about me.
This means that you're entitled to a free slice of laver pizza
from Lloydios, the greatest pizzeria in all of Caernarfon.

IronLung 03:15, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

With Great Appreciation

--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  13:46, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1st January 2009

MrN9001 01:00, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

One of your articles in on VFH

Uncyclopedia:VFH/Why?:Do_a_Pee_Review, which I believe you co-wrote with Cajek --Mnbvcxz 04:24, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Cool. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 04:46, Jan 3

I attempted on a brand new article!

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...and I'll look down, and whisper "No."

Sounds familiar? Or not? Hint: Watchmen comics!

I've been reading on the Watchmen comics and something came out in my mind. The character Rorschach. He could be a pretty good article. It's still in its early beta phase. Tell me what you think about it? Good, bad, should i continue, or forget it?A. SHePerD 16:39, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

Oooh. Your user page was vandalised with a nomination template?!

What's even worse, I think I ended up voting for someone else :/ Don't kill me for it, Daddy, I just think Sabba needs something to cheer him up, the old fart that he is... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 19:02, 7 Jan

Can I interest you in some light paperbot work?

Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/08-01-09. It'll only take minutes of your valuable time, and think how rewarding it'll feel. Also, are you still kind of on this sort-of-but-not-really strike thing, or are you snowboarding again, or what? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:01, Jan 8

It's going out now. My appologies to those above who I have not answered yet... It's been a bit busy at MrN towers... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 15:51, Jan 9
My thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule then. Hope it's good busy and not bad busy. Bad busy sucks. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:12, Jan 9

Can I interest you in Oral Sex?

It'll only take minutes of your valuable time, and think how rewarding it'll feel. SirMoarDildosNow on sale! VFH | GUN | Jew speak now | General? | poop

Like you could last that long... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 15:56, Jan 9

UnSignpost 8th January 09

MrN9001 16:00, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Afternoon good fellow

I hope I find you well and not too busy. If you have a spare few minutes any time soon, could you feed the paperbot and set him to work on this please? Many thanks in advance... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:20, Jan 15

And thankies after the event as well. I like thanking people. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:15, Jan 16
Yeah Mr9000! Lets sing for this hero as he has been previously unsung by other singers! "Oh Danny boy..." ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 09:37 16 January 2009

UnSignpost 15th January

MrN9001 21:29, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Ten noobs down.....Ten to go........

I am on the hunt for noobs so if you see this individual's name: ALT+F4 please tell me...

Not to intrude on a message clearly intended for MrN, but I cannot help but offer my own comments: what the fuck are you talking about? Sir SysRq (talk) 20:28, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
your mum! oh yeah, you're owned. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 22:04 18 January 2009

I'm Snuffleupagus! [makes furnace noises through snuffle] f-f-f-f-f [in a normal voice] Get out of bed! [pokes Mr. N with snuffle, Mr. N jumps out of bed] --Snuffleupagus 18:21, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 12:52, Jan 25

Whore, whore, whore some more.

User: Colin "All your base" Heaney/I will never forget and That Time I Was Nearly Crashed Into by a Boeing 747 during my sojourn to the Twin Towers. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 01:53, 29 January 2009 (UTC)


Fancy getting the bot out to post it? It probably isn't good but it's UU's fault really. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 22:00 30 January 2009

God Dammit! I just got edit conflicted by my own bot!!! I promised I would get him some new bits to byte on. He's always happy if he has something to nibble on... Nice one for stepping up and getting the issue done Orian. Oh, sorry about the spelling, not sure what happened there. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 02:31, Jan 31
But but you spelt it correctly! Also was the lead story any good? if it wasn't, blame UU. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 02:34 31 January 2009
I enjoyed reading it. Good stuffs. I like the idea of the editors using a characteristic style to spice things up a bit. Not sure if someone might get into trouble for that pic later on, but hea... It's a wiki. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 02:37, Jan 31
That was all Mnbvcxz's fault. He was categorising and he stumbled accross it. Also thanks. :) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 02:39 31 January 2009
Well, I'm not into that kinda thing anyway. 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 04:06, Jan 31
You just keep out of this. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 04:08, Jan 31
I like 9001's sig. It's funny. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 04:55 31 January 2009
Don't encourage him... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 05:19, Jan 31

UnSignpost 22 + 7 (+1) January

MrN9001 02:28, 31 January 2009 (UTC)


For voting Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? into the top ten articles of 2008! Have fun! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 23:53 1 February 2009

Mucho thanks...

...for your vote on Uncyclopedia:Potatochopper of the Year. Since I can't really throw a party for my supporters, I shall send thee a big kiss ~PP purses lips and lets on fly towards MrN9000~ Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:04, 2 February 2009 (UTC)


Can you delete Kjlaesehfkljadsfjkhlwehfklasjdgfkasdludghlsjkbsdagkjlasdhbg. just found it as a dumb redirect, dunno what the hell it was doing around. That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! 01:06, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Well, I'm not an admin, so can't delete articles, but I left a message those who are... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:25, Feb 2
My bad. That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! 01:35, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Hoi, MreditcoNflict9000!

You're not normally smithing at this time of day - taken a snow day or something? ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:56, Feb 2

It's snow joke. We are totally snowed in, and it show snow sign of improving. :) Got a call from the boss this morning that our site is totally closed. No work today! Oh, congrats on your second place in UotY. I think the result was absolutely spot on. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 11:03, Feb 2
I think you're wrong, and it's an absolute travesty you didn't get more votes. Over this way, all the roads are snowy and icy, but we still slithered, skidded and wheelspun our way in. We are being encouraged to leave early though - I don't need telling twice. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:10, Feb 2
Wow, I wish I had a job/school to come back from early. I miss life. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 11:18 2 February 2009
Don't talk to me about that...MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 11:49, Feb 2

UU: Na. It was fair.

  • You virtually are PEEING.
  • How many reviews?
  • You do probably the single most tedious job on this site which is maintaining Cajek's list. That is really important as it's the thing which holds Pee Review together and turns it from being a random bunch of un-coordinated happenings into something which we can monitor and try to understand.
  • You encourage other reviewers without pissing them off. I don't think there are many people who could manage to perform the task of telling total strangers that their reviews suck without upsetting them. I don't think I have ever seen anyone get upset with you for doing it. You clearly have diplomatic skills which I can only dream of.
  • You adopted the Un-signpost when no one else could be bothered to do it.
  • If it was not for you, both Cajek's list and the paper would be in tatters now.
  • You are as active on VFD as me, and you always pick up the slack when I have my head up my arse.
  • Your taste and judgement in voting is always spot on.
  • You fix/rewrite articles all over the place.
  • The articles you write yourself are always of high quality. I have... What is it? 4 or 5 features to your loads?
  • It's obvious that you write for your own amusement, and that you care not about how many features you get. Because your stuff is so good, they just come.
  • Your skills of avoiding the attentions of your boss at work are legendary. I only manage to sneak on occasionally, but you appear to be around most of the time during the day.
  • I have only seen you loose your cool on one occasion. We both know when that was, and it was totally justified.
  • I have never seen another user get upset with you. Ever.

Looking back, the fact that somehow I managed to win RotM and UotM before you is testimony only to the fact that I'm far more of a mouthy bugger than you are, and so got noticed a bit more. On the rare occasions you do frequent the forums, you always have something very relevant to say, and some of your comments have left me in stitches with amusement.

You are pretty much the ideal Uncyc user. I am currently working on a Top Secret plan to clone you to produce an army of Under users.

Wow, this is going a bit over the top... Hmm... Also... I'm sleeping with your wife, and it was me who put those bananas up your exhaust pipe last Tuesday. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 11:49, Feb 2

You are pretty spectacular UU. Alos I'm sleeping with your car and stuck bannanas up your wife's exaust pise last tueseday. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 11:57 2 February 2009
/me blushes and hides - I was never any good at taking compliments. It is slightly ironic you say that on a day I'm so busy I have barely enough time to breathe... Anyway, to respond, MrN, you:
  • Initiated the great shortpages purge
  • Do the Mhaille thing of encouraging new users on the talk pages of their new articles, and help them out with formatting and stuff
  • Adopt n00bs, something I still haven't got the hang of
  • Have amassed thousands more edits than me in less time than I've been here, many of them helping folks out
  • Still found time to do about 50 top quality reviews
  • Diligently smithed since wayyyy before I got in on the act
  • Come up with suggestions for improving the place, something I lack the inspiration to do
  • Wrote the book on reviews. Literally
  • Dash hither and thither, fighting flamewars and calming folks the fuck down
  • Keep the wheels of Uncyc turning in a thousand subtle ways that most people wouldn't notice but those of us who do really appreciate
So therefore you are teh roxxors, and deserved significantly more votes than you got. And my vote whenever the next VFS ends up happening. Also, I'm sleeping in your car because I'm exhausted, and eating your girlfriend's bananas. And Orian: you're bananas. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:39, Feb 2
Actually I'm Neurotic. And aren't you a fancy prick? Can't even take a fucking compliment. You should be lucky you get them. I don't get them... :( ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 17:59 2 February 2009
Oriam: You are a whore. How's that? :-D MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:24, Feb 2
Maybe when you've wrapped you tongue around my name you'll be ready for potty training? ;) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 18:34 2 February 2009
Nice try, but my tongue is going nowhere near anything relating to your potty based exploits. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:37, Feb 2
Epic fail, MrN. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 18:40 2 February 2009

MrN9000, why no response?

I have been waiting for a response, comment or something.... but nothing? MrN9000 are you alive?--A. SHePerD 10:18, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

Oh, bloody heck! Sorry dude. I will take a proper look at it, give me a day or 2... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 02:37, Feb 5
Replied on your talk page... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:34, Feb 6

Thank you! Thank you so much! First I must thank my parents for giving birth to me, and my teachers for teaching me English, and Uncyclopedia for being such an awesome place. Most importantly thank you master MrN9000! Without your guidance I'll still be a silly n00b!--A. SHePerD 08:12, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

Aww, MrN made a friend :) Also hey! Good to see you sticking it out. I mean not "it" but the whole getting used to uncyc thing. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 08:22 7 February 2009

Oh Sorry, Is 9001 here?

Yeah the paper I think is ready. I didn't use anyone elses paper as my bit was quite long, feel free to add your bit if you think it'll be fine though, I'm not normally in charge of the paper so whatever you think is best. Oh and if you could check my piece over and make sure it's all soelled correctly and isn't too offensive or anything that'd be great too. Thanks man! :D ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 02:26 5 February 2009

Looks good to me. My bullshit can wait for another day... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 02:37, Feb 5

UnSignpost 5th February 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 03:13, Feb 5

Bedford Page

Don't undo my edits. The stuff I removed wasn't funny. – Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk • contribs)

Hello and welcome to Uncyclopedia. Leave an edit summary next time you cut out so much. Thanks. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:26, Feb 6
To put it succinctly, I will kill you both. I will rip off MrN9000's pants and shove them down that IP's throat, and then rip off that IP's legs and shove them down MrN9000's throat, and then rip off MrN9000's legs to ensure that when he dies the length of his pants versus the length of his trousers will be an entirely moot point. Seriously. I'm going to fuck you both up.
I haven't entirely finished with the planning phase of this plan, but I can see that is an address in London, which is a similar continent to which MrN9000 lives. So I intend to just keep fucking up everyone on that continent until you're all fucking fucked up. And then, when I'm finished, I'll fuck you up.
Fuck England. Fucking Limey pansy Scot poofs. Seriously. I'ma fuck you all up. Inebriated 08:35, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
I have told you before. Watch something other than Heartbreak Ridge once in a while. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 13:09, Feb 7
Hang on. Did he just call me Scottish! Bastard. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 13:10, Feb 7

I'm so ashamed!

I almost forgot to say hi to my daddy! 'Sup? How's your mother? Get any on ya? Yadda yadda, so on and so forth with things of that nature. seriously though; I hope you're doing well There, now I am guilt free again. Until my wife finds my secret page anyway... -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:56, 7 Feb

Hea. I saw ya running around the place... I'm OK. Looks like my current contract is going to finish, so I will be looking for another one sometime soon, but yea. I'm well. Hope everything is dandy with yourself also... Oh, is what I'm working on right now. Not sure how this one is going to go down! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 15:11, Feb 7

Rewrite tag issue, possible bot work

While looking around on the rewrite template, I found that in order to properly use the medium and hard rewrites, one would need to insert the code as {{rewrite|hard}}. If {{rewrite/Hard}} or {{rewrite/hard}} is entered, the template will not work right. The template will show up on the page, but, it will not categorize it as a rewrite.

I wonder if inserting an include category in the Template:Rewrite/Hard directly would work, or would it mess up the system? --Mnb'z 06:01, 9 February 2009 (UTC)

I did some searching and fixed some of the incorrect coding manually. (Because I feel the need to do bot tasks manually). I think I got most of them, but I probably missed a few (or maybe more than a few). --Mnb'z 06:01, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
Bloody heck. Sorry man. I forgot about this! I read it at work, but forgot to do it when I got home. :( Whoops! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 10:40, Feb 10

A featured page that never was

I noticed you found that duplicate of a featured page I had on Concernedresident. Ta for that. I was taking a look at the source of the page, but forgot to remove the 'featured' thingy. It's gone now. --Concernedresident 10:33, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

Confused and dazed

Hello Mr N900 - I am finding my way around and am not yet familiar with all the editing and unediting processes. So I found it very confusing to be in the middle of doing something on my article and suddenly discover someone (You)has come in and changed stuff. (I also lost some of my script as a result of this which is kind of annoying.) In trying to recover from this I now realise you were trying to help with formatting and layout but to me it looked like a random hi-jack.

And another thing! What is this UGLY tag you've slapped on the bottom? Give us a break I haven't done any of this before. I thought experts like you were supposed to be encouraging Newbies. Having a big red ugly at the bottom of an article is undermining and dispiriting. Your subtle hints first thing to day about links was fine and helpful and I was in the middle of doing all that. So more respectful nudging less shoving please! jcship99

Which template? You mean the template I removed a while ago when you added your WIP? At that point I knew that you had read BGBU. You should probably go back (in the history) and read what both templates actually said. {{ugly}} is actually a lot better for your article than the ICU tag which I swapped it for. ugly gives you 30 days to fix it, where as ICU (the one I swapped it for) only gives you only 7. I "upgraded you". I'm sorry that you found that template offensive. You are the first ever to complain about it to me. Your article was/still is rather ugly, and it still needs formatting help. The template is not a comment about your writing which is good, just your formatting. Putting that template onto your article put in into a category of articles which need formatting help so that users who want to do that kind of thing can find them. I noticed that you had reverted me, but could not be bothered to fight you. It was for your own good sir. I did some formatting for you already, and I assure you that if my intention was to upset you we would not be talking nicely like this. There is no reason for you to loose your edits when there is an edit conflict, I assume you saved it at the wrong time. You still might be able to go back in your browser now if you have not closed the window. Have fun. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:02, Feb 10
Mr for the win! /me lifts up my cheerleader top. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 02:17 11 February 2009

Thanks MrN900 I am beginning to get it. Sadly you were right about the stuff I lost - I panicked and closed at the wrong time. I would be glad if you would take a look at the revisions I have made to Veggiestrology. I think I have followed your guidance. I am planning to upload some more veg pics but my slave has not finished drawing them yet. --jcship99 14:55, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

It can be startling when people edit your article for sure. That's what makes wikis fun and creative though. It's all good dude. I will take a look at your article. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:01, Feb 11
Oh, Veggiestrology is yours? I just wandered past it and liked the idea. Keep going at it! One thing: it's broccoli, not brocolli. I'd probably spot more but I only had a glance. Tatty byes! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:27, Feb 11
No, potato byes. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 16:40 11 February 2009

I shop early for christmas too

Yeah, I'm expecting to be busy tomorrow, so Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/12-02-09‎ is ready a day early. When you have time, could you feed the paperbot his usual meal of banned IPs and send him on his merry way tomorrow please? Muchas gracias, Signor N! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:17, Feb 11

That must be some kinda record. Actually delivering early? We do have a reputation to uphold you know... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:59, Feb 11
Tomorrow. I said tomorrow. Don't want people to start expecting things of us, do we?! ;-) Ah well... Gives me an extra day to procrastinate before starting the next one. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:58, Feb 11
You mean I'm actually meant to read the comments people put on my talk page? Why does no one tell me these things? Bollocks! Oh well... He He... You think we could run around fishing them back out of peoples letter box? Last time I did that I got into all kinds of trouble. It's best to stick to stealing milk I guess. Well, delivering on the actual day required would have been a bit obvious... ;) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:10, Feb 11

UnSignpost 12th February 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:44, Feb 11


For the fix on the N00b article. I only fixed one of the edits, dunno what that guys problem with someone named "Danny Balls" was, whoever that is. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:17, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Yea, cool man. I used my auto revert button, so it looked like it was your edits I was reverting. Sorry about that. With that article, and others like it, you really need to check the history as there tends to be longer term vandalism. As an established user, people might sometimes assume that you have done this, and that's how vandalism ends up staying in the article. Have fun. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:22, Feb 12

Thanks for voting

And now, a special message from the President *pff...hehe* of the United States
You see, Obama, America just isn't ready for an Islamabad president quite yet. That was your problem. Never go against the Lord. My fellow Uncyclopedians,
This past vote on VFH has been an emotional one for our wiki. The people have spoken, and I am honorated to accept the privilegitude to servify the Uncyclopedia front page for another eight years.
What do you mean, articles are only featured for one day?
Thank you for voting. Much love, Sir SysRq (talk)

Eight more SysRq's! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:52, Feb 12

Yes! With eight more of me, I could get eight times the work done! Which means I may get some work done! Sir SysRq (talk) 21:55, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Hang on. "Work" -- Hmm, that sounds like a bad thing. Best to just piss your time away on Uncyc... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:58, Feb 12
Yeah, money is overrated. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:14, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
It's debt anyway... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:18, Feb 12


I get to give you this:

About time! ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:23, Feb 13

I shall place it where all can see. If only I had one of those Diamond Dumpers... Peeing is one thing, but sometimes a man just needs to do more... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:24, Feb 13