User:ASHPD/UnBooks:Rorschach's journal

As you can see, Rorschach seems to look unhappy with his life.

Rorschach's journal is a bestselling emotional mystery novel by a famous American crimebuster cum author Rorschach. Based on true events that happened in 1985, Rorschach was watching a 1982 action film called "Koyaanisqatsi" whilst listening to Philip Glass' emotional music. Suddenly, Rorschach had an epiphany : what if he was to express his raw emotional thoughts through the use of his journal in an experimental online web log, one of the early precursors and inspirations to the popular modern online blogging phenomenon. Thus Rorschach's journal is born. Published by New Frontiersman in 1990, the work achieved groundbreaking success worldwide, and became the main motivation for the making of the highly anticipated upcoming film called Watchmen. The following is an extract from the his secret online journal.

October 12th, 1985 POSTED BY Rorschach RORSCHACH'S JOURNAL. ONLINE DIARY ALL ABOUT ME. SIGH. AS INTERNET IS WAY TOO PRIMITIVE FOR COMMERCIAL USE, CERTAIN THIS ONLINE DIARY WILL BE PRETTY PRIVATE. SIGH. WALKED DOWN THE STREET TODAY. NOTICED SHOE LACES WERE UNDONE. TIED MY SHOE LACES. CONTINUED WALKING DOWN THE STREET. SAW DOG CARCASS IN ALLEY, VERY SMELLY. STOMACH CRUSHED BY CAR TIRES. TIRE TRAIL MARKS MATCHES A PONTIAC TRANS AM. SUSPECT TO BE THAT KNIGHT GUY AND HIS TALKING CAR. MUST INVESTIGATE FURTHER. TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I HAVE SEEN THE TRUE FACE OF NEW YORK. THREE WORDS, "TERRIBLE HORRIBLE UNCOMFORTABLE". SIGH. LOOK AT THE STREETS, HORNY BASTARDS, COMMIE ASSES AND HIPPIES. GET A LIFE, LOSERS. HATE THOSE ELITES TOO, BE IT SMART ASSES OR POLITICIANS. ONE DAY THEY WILL SEE THE END AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT AM I RANTING ABOUT. SIGH. Tags: Emo; Knight Rider; New York; Losers; Rant October 13th, 1985 POSTED BY Rorschach DEAR DIARY, I AM ON THE ROOFTOP. NO WORRY, NOT COMMITTING SUICIDE, NOT LIKE THOSE RETARD KIDS. SHEESH. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS CANNOT BELIEVE DAN DREIBERG IS STILL A CRYBABY. CRY ME A RIVER, KID. STILL THINKING OF MANY INTERESTING THEORIES ON HOW THE COMEDIAN DIES. MAN, THERE MUST BE CLUES SOMEWHERE, DOWN THERE PERHAPS. THOUGHT THE BAR MIGHT HAVE CLUES. WENT THERE, PRETTY FRUITLESS. HOWEVER HAD FUN BREAKING A RETARD'S FINGERS FOR MOCKING ME SMELLY. DAMN IT, I'VE BEEN USING CALVIN KLEIN FRAGRANCE FOR GOD'S SAKE. SHEESH. NEVERMIND, I BELIEVE I CAN ALWAYS HANG AROUND WITH BETTER CLASS OF PERSON WHO APPRECIATE MY SCENT. Tags: Emo; Suicide; Crybaby; Smell; Calvin Klein October 13th, 1985, 8:30 P.M. POSTED BY Rorschach CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. EVEN THE SMART ALEX VEIDT IS SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS. WHAT CAN I SAY, FOR A GUY THAT LIKES TO WEAR PURPLE, SIGH. REMIND ME TO INVESTIGATE FURTHER, HOPEFULLY HE COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET SOONER. FIRST WE HAVE A CRYBABY OWL, THEN THE SAGGY BOOBED OLD SILK SPECTRE BITCH WHORE, A DECAPITATED CAPTAIN METROPOLIS, A MENTALLY CHALLENGED MOTHMAN, POOR SILHOUETTE RETIRED IN DISGRACE, WHY ARE MASKED HEROES MENTALLY CHALLENGED AND DYSFUNCTIONAL, EXCEPT ME, WHO IS GREAT? WHY? TWO NAMES LEFT, I SHALL WARN THAT BLUE WALKING FLUORESCENT LAMP AND HIS GIRLFRIEND. SIGNING OFF. Tags: Emo; Mental; Warning; Lamp October 13th, 1985, 11:30 P.M. POSTED BY Rorschach DOC MANHATTAN IS STILL INCREDIBLE! MAN HOW I WISH I HAVE HIS BODY, PARTICULARLY THAT PERFECTLY SHAPED MANHOOD OF HIS. MINUS THE BLUE GLOW, OF COURSE. SIGH, WHY IS MINE SO SMALL AND UGLY? NO WONDER THAT BITCH WHORE'S DAUGHTER'S SO HOOKED TO HIM. IF THERE IS REALLY SERVICES LIKE PENIS ENLARGEMENT OR SOMETHING? HURPHMMM. STILL DON'T GET IT WHY HE DOESN'T SEEMED CONCERN. STILL CAN'T FIGURE HOW HE TALKS WITH BLUE BUBBLES APPEARING IN MY HEAD? SIGH. WHY AM I STILL SO CONCERN OVER THE DEATH OF THE COMEDIAN WHILE EVERYONE DOESN'T. AM I TOO FREE OR SOMETHING? WAIT, DOES EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT FOR NOT GIVING A DAMN, ESPECIALLY WAR IS NEAR. SIGH. THERE IS GOOD AND EVIL. EVIL MUST BE PUNISHED ALL THE WAY, LIKE HITLER! AND THERE ARE SO MANY HITLER WANNABES THAT DESERVED TO BE PUNISHED, BUT SO LITTLE TIME... Tags: Emo; Penis; Free; Hitler October 16th, 1985 POSTED BY Rorschach BREASTS BREASTS BREASTS. WAS OFFERED SWEDISH MEATBALLS, RUSSIANS TOO, ME WANTS AMERICAN ONLY! BUT THERE ARE NONE. SIGH. IT'S SO SADDENING, ENDED WALKING TO A CEMETERY. I SUSPECTS MOLOCH'S BEHIND COMEDIAN'S DEATH. IT MUST BE HIM. THAT PALE SKIN, THAT SILLY WRINKLED FACE OF HIS, THAT POINTED EARS TELL ME THAT IT MUST BE HIM. GOD DAMN SURE! ANYWAY, WAS BACK AT THE COMEDIAN'S TOMB. THOSE ROSES LEFT BEHIND ARE LOVELY. NO ONE AROUND, TOOK ONE AS IT LOOK REALLY NICE ON MY COAT. :) SIGH. SURE MISS THE COMEDIAN SO MUCH, ONLY HE AND I UNDERSTAND JOKES WHERE OTHERS COULDN'T, BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST TOO STUPID. TALKING ABOUT JOKES. I HAVE ONE. THE PAGLIACCI JOKE. PERSONALLY ITS A GOOD JOKE. SPENT DAYS TRYING TO STOP GIGGLING AFTER SAYING IT IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR. FOR SOME REASON THERE ARE TOO MANY STUPID PEOPLE WHO FAIL TO GET IT. SIGH. Tags: Emo; Breasts; Joke; Fail October 21st, 1985 (1) POSTED BY Rorschach DEAR DIARY, IT'S BEEN A LONG WHILE SINCE I UPDATE THIS. I KNOW ITS FIVE DAYS, TO ME, IT SEEMS LIKE FOUR OVER CHAPTERS OF MY LIFE HAS PAST. SIGH. CAME BACK FROM JACOBI'S HOUSE. HE SEEM KNOW NOTHING, DAMN IT. THE MANHATTAN IS GONE, THE COMEDIAN IS DEAD. MAYBE THE OTHERS WERE RIGHT ABOUT THEM BEING MILITARY DUDES? MAYBE. HURPHMM, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM TYPING ABOUT. MY BAD, HAVEN'T SLEEP SINCE SATURDAY. CAN'T THINK MUCH. Tags: Emo; Life; Nothing; Sleep October 21st, 1985 (2) POSTED BY Rorschach Damn, how did you know I was womanizing? YAWN. FINALLY WOKE UP, THANKS TO ALL THE SHOUTING OUTSIDE. DAMN, WILL THOSE NOISEMAKERS SHUT THE F UP? I ACCIDENTALLY SLEPT WITH MY MASK ON, NO WONDER WHEN I SLEPT,IT SEEMED TO HAVE SYMMETRICAL INKBLOTS ALL OVER MY DREAMS. HA. SAW MY LANDLADY AGAIN. DAMN SEEING HER IS DEFINITELY BAD LUCK FOR ME. HATE THAT SILLY BITCHY FACE ASKING ME FOR RENT. THERE YOU GO, GO GET A PLASTIC SURGERY AND PERHAPS AN EXTREME MAKEOVER. SHEESH. LEAVE ME ALONE. Tags: Emo; Noise; Luck; Lonely October 21st, 1985 (3) POSTED BY Rorschach TODAY MUST BE A SUPER DAY FOR ME. SOMEBODY TRY TO KILL VEIDT! TWO REASONS TO BE HAPPY, NUMBER ONE, TO PROOF MY MASK KILLING THEORY IS ACCURATE! THREE CHEERS FOR ME! HIP HIP HURRAY! THE SECOND, PEOPLE HATE GAYS! I HEARD A WOMAN SCREAMED. I DON'T WHY, MAYBE I AM SUCH A BUSYBODY, I WENT TO INTERVENE. SIGH. Tags: Emo; Murder; Gay; Rape November 1st, 1985 POSTED BY Rorschach DEAR DIARY. SOBS, THIS COULD BE THE LAST ENTRY. SHOULD I KILL MYSELF? THE GAY VEIDT IS THE ONE BEHIND EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING! HOW CAN I LIVE OFF THAT? HE TOOK AWAY THE GUY WHO ONLY APPRECIATES MY JOKES, TOOK AWAY THE PERFECT BODY AND PERFECTLY SHAPED MANHOOD FOR ME TO STARE AT, MINUS THE BLUE GLOW, TOOK AWAY THE BITCH SO I CAN'T STARE AT NIP SLIPS ANYMORE, AND NOW THIS. I DON'T KNOW. I FEAR HE'S GONNA TURN ME GAY AS WELL. I CAN'T IMAGINE GOING AROUND WEARING PURPLE AND BE A SMART ALEX. SHOULD I KILL MYSELF? Tags: Emo; Suicide; Jokes; Penis; Bitch; Nipples; Purple