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You have been blocked from editing for a period of 5 seconds for committing high treason via ponicide. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop committing high treason via ponicide. Thaaanks! --MrXblow me 06:44, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
What the- ponicide? TREASON? Come on! I specifically requested the extinction of all pony-lovers on This Very Wiki! I was the one who literally suggested that they be banned- why ban me as well? What'd I do? ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 06:50, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
And therein lies your problem. Some people never learn. Obvi Fluttershy is the bestestbest. I can only lead a horse to water, I guess I can't make you drink. MrXblow me 06:51, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
You have been blocked from editing for a period of 4evar and evar for thinking plants are sexy. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop thinking plants are sexy. Thaaanks! --RadicalRocko❤ (I'm listening...) 22:01, 4 May 2022 (UTC)
I am space. I have not bothered to update my infobox, because I tried to draw space and it went badly. See Unnamed Space's page on the Spoon. (I'm trying to follow with the joke here, alright?) ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 00:05, 5 May 2022 (UTC)
one of the planets in your galaxy has a thriving flower industry, tho. plants aren't sexy, Page! they're pretty! --RadicalRocko❤ (I'm listening...) 22:07, 12 July 2022 (UTC)
UnSignpost delivery for June 20, 2022[edit source]
Hello, Uncyclopedians. It is with great UnPleasure that I say that I, ARandomPage, pictured to the left, have stolen your UnSignpost, and am now the lead writer, sandwich-thrower, picture-stealer, and UnSignpost-er! URA HA HA! But fear not. I am willing to give you back your UnSignpost... for a high price of winning a Sandwich of the Month. wait. What? Now I have to actually write UnSignposts regularly? What do you mean I'm not an admin and can't write this thing yet? What do you mean by "the role of sandwich-thrower is one you just made up?".. GOD.
Yes, you heard that right! After 12 years and 5 months, we FINALLY made aSandwich of the Month award! No more broken Sandwich of the Month link that just goes to Vote for Sysop; there's actually a Sandwich of the Month award now! This new award is used as a glorified thanks system. Or exactly the opposite. Yeah, uh... That's it. I don't know how to explain further. Templates for it were made as well, I guess. The best part? It's not on the award template, because whoever made the award can't edit fully-protected pages and is too lazy to make an edit request! Wait a second. That's the best part? Who put THAT sentence in?..
BREAKING NEWS! It has been discovered that ARandomPage, one of Uncyclopedia's newer editors, is apparently a madman with too much time on their hands. A full list of their crimes is here:
Rearranging the UnSignpost... wait, I think it works better this way
Not even bothering to check if anyone else has plans to steal the UnSignpost
Biopic
This edition's biopic is one on stealing the UnSignpost. Since for some reason, literally nobody bothers to check on the UnSignpost, people can easily steal the UnSignpost... up to the part where they have to message Cassie, a sporadically-active bureaucrat, about delivering it. That, or manually deliver their stolen work to every UnSignpost subscriber... or, since you're doing it manually, just every active user. Hey, that's not such a bad idea! I'LL DO IT!
From The Logs
May 29, 2022 JJPMaster protected User talk:MrX [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Persistent shoe puppetry)
May 27, 2022 MrX changed block settings for Crocotta1 with an expiration time of 15:38, June 20, 2022 (account creation disabled, email disabled) (Continuous violation of her UN:OFFICE sanctions. See talkpage. Granting TPA, Cat, I hope you don't mind.)
May 12, 2022 PF4Eva blocked ARandomPage with an expiration time of 12 hours (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Pony-hating nonsense)
Unsignpost had broke the text alignment of every single message on the talk pages its on, I changed random parts of the wrapper template and it's fixed now but keep that in mind when making these Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:42, 20 June 2022 (UTC)
The former problem user known as Crocotta1, listed on UN:OFFICE for various reasons, has returned about... 2 months ago, showing much better behavior than before. While her issues are not entirely gone and there are issues unmentioned in the Office report, she appears to be much better in managing them now. We here at the UnSignpost hope this situation gets even better, as one of our editors appears to be rather harsh to Crocotta1 over the various vents she places on talkpages and numerous sexual references.
That's right, the basically-dead UnSignpost needs your help so that it works better. Now, before you leave HATE HATE HATs on ARandomPage's talkpage, let him explain. From his words: "The UnSignpost template in its current form is broken, as selecting the words/links/whatevers on the main stories will direct you to the logs section instead. I tried to fix it, but that broke some talkpages by centering their header text. Microsoft for POTUS also tried to fix it, solving both issues, but creating another one in that their version of the UnSignpost template looked a bit... ugly." And there you have it, the current situation of the UnSignpost wrapper template. If you are reading this and want to help out, message Page and discuss it with him (sorry, we couldn't find anyone else to direct you to) or fix it himself. I'm sure the idiot space will notice.
Biopic
This biopic is about being too lazy to get stuff done. For example, almost every editor and admin here is too lazy to keep this place feeling alive. The lead and only editor of the UnSignpost, ARandomPage, is too lazy to bring out regularly-scheduled UnSignposts, nor write an actual good biopic, which is why this is the "biopic" you'll be getting this issue.
From The Logs
There are literally no interesting logs, so the logs section will be empty.
ARandomPage is considering throwing UnSignposts into every active extended-confirmed user's talkpage, minus the ones who remove the UnSignposts.
Quote(s) of the Week
From now on, I will make Discord quotes up because I DON'T HAVE DISCORD. "PF4Eva: i'm thinking of blocking page for his bold edits, its starting to look reckless"
You have been blocked from editing for a period of three seconds for being an Enemy of the Cute. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop being an Enemy of the Cute. Thaaanks! --RadicalRocko❤ (I'm listening...) 22:05, 12 July 2022 (UTC)
I received a complaint from Rock-O-Jello that this edit could be interpreted as transphobia, due to use of "it" pronouns and calling for deserved death. I don't know if that was your intention, but if it was, I have to tell you to knock it off. – Kip > Talk•Works•• 13:42, Jul. 26, 2022
See the history of the brick template for answers to why I vandalized your userspace (that and to get revenge for what you said here ). — L10nM4st3rROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 16:02, 21 August 2022 (UTC)
Sry about that... :(
I know everything about him and he would said at Ferdinand Porsche to make his popular car, the Volkswagen typ 1 (or Beetle, Coccinelle (fr), etc...)
But that popular vehicle was created after WW², in 1945-46. Like Renault 's 4 chevaux and Citroën 's deux chevaux...
The Golf replaces him in 1974. But it was replaced in 2003 by the New Beetle and by the 3rd-generation Beetle.
So this guy would be killed by Soviet Union by bazookas... Le Djibril Express (talk) 14:16, 24 August 2022 (UTC)
So Rock-O-Jello wanted me to ask you if you could stop reverting her vandalism pranks on other people's userspaces? There's no rule or precedent for this situation. Technically, you're not doing anything wrong; you're supposed to revert vandalism. But sometimes we like to be loose-y goose-y and have fun around here. – Kip > Talk•Works•• 12:21, Sep. 6, 2022
I removed the title because two times now people have replied on that template instead of their talkpage. Me and Rock-O-Jello. I think something must be done. At least remove the title or replace it with a fake title. I'm good at faking headers and titles. — L10nM4st3rROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 06:54, 8 September 2022 (UTC)
The "Horse-Hugging Fiasco" was created as a way for Kippy, MrX, and I to bring our joke-arguments about who the Best Pony is to Uncyclopedia, and you're needlessly over-complicating it. piss off and find your own joke, tromper. --RadicalRocko❤ (I'm listening...) 22:04, 21 September 2022 (UTC)
For the record, I believe it started with just Kippy and Rocko, in this forum, where I first inserted myself by randomly picking a different pony and saying she was best. I follow the whole thing semi-closely-ish, so I'm sorry if I missed something important, but I don't believe that RandomPage has over-complicated it. I thought part of the humor was the "over-complication", in the way that there are forums and votes about fictional cartoon ponies. MrXblow me 22:14, 21 September 2022 (UTC)
And I also never thought the thing was limited to a certain number of people. MrXblow me 22:16, 21 September 2022 (UTC)
well Page doesn't have a pony he thinks is best, and he's said i "deserve death" before. if he wants to insert himself into The Fiasco, that's fine, but suffice it to say i feel like my joke's been stolen and flipped on its head. --RadicalRocko❤ (I'm listening...) 22:23, 21 September 2022 (UTC)
I did know I was complicating the HHF a lot, but nobody said anything about it up until now. I was hoping that, if I did something wrong with this, I'd get told about it, and since not much was said, the overcomplication continued. With the deserving death part... yeah, that's a really dumb thing I said. Big mistake on my part. On the "I don't have a favorite pony" thing, I thought "All ponies deserve depth" was a good enough viewpoint for me to press onto everyone in the Fiasco. ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 03:49, 22 September 2022 (UTC)
i'm sorry if i'm coming across as too harsh (and i think i am), but i think it's funnier if we just joke-argue about who the best pony is and start votes to joke-ban each other. you're still welcome in the Fiasco if you want. just pick a pony to stubbornly state is best, like Rainbow Dash or Applejack or Vinyl Scratch or whoever. --RadicalRocko❤ (I'm listening...) 21:35, 24 September 2022 (UTC)
I did pick a viewpoint to stubbornly state is correct (all ponies deserve depth). Why can't I continue using that? Would it lead to overcomplicated madness again if this sort of thing was allowed, bringing in viewpoints like "All ponies do not exist" or something? ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 00:53, 25 September 2022 (UTC)
Sounds useful. I don't get to leave 55555 redirects as I leave a typo.. If I get it. So does anybody know what it takes to earn rollback here? — L10nM4st3rROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 06:53, 26 September 2022 (UTC)
If you are a good user, ask PF4Eva on Discord to be rollback, and you get rollback, I think.
Anyway, yeah, for some reason, you have to be rollback to move anything without leaving a redirect from what I can tell. Very weird. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 17:02, 26 September 2022 (UTC)
No discord access. Device not supported. I guess I could ask on-wiki if a need arises again. — L10nM4st3rROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 17:42, 26 September 2022 (UTC)
You have been blocked from editing for a period of I dunno, a bit for Fucking About with my Userpage. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop Fucking About with my Userpage. Thaaanks! --WohMi
Oh yeah, I made the QVFD gadget more modern. However, I didn't design this myself, it's sweetalert. It's more time-effecient to use an existing library for dialogs. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:47, 31 October 2022 (UTC)
Yea I see, makes sense. I still need to add something to check if the page is already on QVFD, but I'm a bit busy right now. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 22:34, 31 October 2022 (UTC)
When I have a reason to... or just feel like that. Whichever. Uncyc has a notification for when you're emailed, which is nice. Also, to answer your email question: no, Crocotta1 has never abused her email function to try and contact me. Before today, I've only recieved 1 Uncyclopedia email from a user, and that was Brogo13. ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 01:21, 1 November 2022 (UTC)
Makes sense. The reason I wanted to use email to ask is because I don't have Discord anymore, so email is the next best option (besides off-site end-to-end encrypted communications, but nobody here has any). Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:40, 1 November 2022 (UTC)
revert this. not per se disruptive, but it's an ip sock fucking with the block template for their other sock and also annoying. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:43, 1 November 2022 (UTC)
Why dafuq is that?! (These errors in your userboxes) 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 17:01, 4 November 2022 (UTC)
The userbox plural template doesn't fit well in my current format. I don't know why, other templates I've made work fine. I don't see any other errors in my userboxes, at least on computer. I am aware that they stretch the page out a bit on mobile. ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 04:53, 15 November 2022 (UTC)
Hey, I just thought I should stop by to congratulate you on adding your 252nd planet to your unnamed galaxy! Keep up the good work! :D --RadicalRocko❤ (I'm listening...) 19:21, 21 November 2022 (UTC)
Thanks! I've had so much trouble forming planets these days. They keep getting supernova'd, turning into brown dwarfs, or just disappearing. I'm really hoping for a habitable world, but I'm quite young and might not see it happen for another billion years. LiteralUnnamed Space (Name them) (Errors fixed) 15:08, 23 November 2022 (UTC)
G'day. I don't use the Fork very often, but I do browse the Recent Changes to make sure no one is talking smack about us Spooners. Recently, I have been keeping up with the whole deleting Political correctness thing. Now of course, I normally wouldn't care as it doesn't concern nor interest me about internal Fork debates, but I saw you add to your user spaced Worst 100 Reflections saying that Mr X's point of not deleting FA's "didn't really make sense" and was "quite weak", however, the way I see things is that his point is the only one that makes sense.
Now, I'm not gonna go into detail about the whole 'using slurs' thing and how you (and the other people who voted to delete it) didn't find it funny (but do remember humour is subjective) - but at the end of the day; a Featured Article is a Featured Article. The best metaphor I can come up with is if people in 2022 want to take away the Presidency of Abraham Lincoln, because they didn't vote for him in 1861. You see what I mean? The people who voted for the article to be featured back in 2012 may not be here anymore, but they still voted for it, meaning that their votes still matter, which also doesn't give you the right to come in and strip that away by huffing the Featured Article they voted for.
Anyway, that's just my two-cents on the issue. I don't know Mr X, nor have I ever spoken to him, but from what I have seen (from an outsider prospective) he is the only person around here with any common sense that a Featured fucking Article should not either: be stripped of its Featuredness, nor be deleted.
I apologise for the long rant, but I had to step in when I saw you all dog piling on Mr X. Anyway, I hope you enjoy your Christmas and enjoy the rest of your day. OnePunch 09:32, 24-Dec-22
And a good day to you, OnePunch. I'm gonna try and explain my point of view now, so that you might understand it better. My Reflections page is very, very biased towards my point of view, since I wrote it, and this is an issue I would like to fix. I do see where your comparison is going, but I don't think it's a fair comparison (though, you did sort-of point that out). A Featured Article's featuring reflects some opinions of the people who voted for it (in this case, that the article is funny and good enough to be featured, which is a viewpoint whose popularity has decreased in Uncyclopedia over the years), and thus, I believe that featured articles can be unfeatured and even huffed if opinions shift against it. I'd say it's more like people wanting to remove a president or other person of power from their position of power. There was no dogpiling against MrX, as the only people arguing against him in this situation (in my knowledge) are me and Microsoft for POTUS. Sorry if I made it seem that way! ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 10:16, 24 December 2022 (UTC)
Of course what you do here on the Fork is up to to the administrators of this website. I presume in theory all the legacy featured articles by myself and Spike could in practice be downgraded or deleted from here. It would be a bit Stalinistic in my view but it is not something we would do at The Spoon if the article was by Zombiebaron for example. My sixpence worth. RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:47, 24 December 2022 (UTC)
As a quick add, we at the Spoon permit a featured article be updated if need be (i.e. if biographical for example). I don't know if that is followed here. RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:52, 24 December 2022 (UTC)
The guy didn't do a good job at hiding his vandalism.[edit source]
if u don't then make a scratch account called 'ARandomScratcher' btw my scratch username is the same as my uncyclopedia one Bamber2805 (talk) 12:51, 1 April 2023 (UTC)
Ok just wondering if you had one. I do have one, and it's named after my account. I also just joined a couple hours ago. Bamber2805 lol (Talk | Contribs | Scratch) 16:22, 1 April 2023 (UTC)
On this account at least. Just thought I'd share the achivement. No, not reaching 900 edits, fuck it, thats nothing compared to what Ive got on wikibooks, but the achivement of my 899th edit being on my userpage and I check my edit count JUST THEN and go, "lucky me!" — L10nM4st3rROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:47, 11 April 2023 (UTC)
Dammit, off by one. My page was just slow to update. So that was actually my 901st edit, this is my 902nd edit, and the "899" ediit was ATUALLY the 900th edit. (edit: the "achivement" is not the edit itself, but me realizing the edit count at just the right moment.) — L10nM4st3rROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:51, 11 April 2023 (UTC)
I want you for the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service! You have been invited to join the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service! If you choose to accept, you will recieve a free pair of aviators and free donuts. Let's make Uncyclopedia even better!
Nice try, but you cannot defeat the Pinochet Leadership. Our leadership is so strong that it's unbreakable. Extremely Funny(nuke)(troll) 15:16, 28 January 2024 (UTC)
No other quadrant stands a chance against the Glorious AuthRight! We have Nationalists, Monarchists, Capitalists, Traditionalists and Reactionaries on our side! Extremely Funny(nuke)(troll) 20:33, 28 January 2024 (UTC)
Don't ask, i don't know either. 21:36, 4 February 2024 (UTC)
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by trolling. I do not come with malicious intentions, lol. Extremely Funny(nuke)(troll) 07:19, 5 February 2024 (UTC)
You have been blocked from editing for a period of forever and ever for refusing to admit you like cute things. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop refusing to admit you like cute things. Thaaanks! --RadicalRocko❤ (I'm listening...) 18:33, 25 June 2024 (UTC)
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! TropicalPanther, probably the luckiest user on the site[1] had been banned. This came after repeatedly creating a sucky UnNews. Originally allowed talkpage access, Panther then threatened to SUE Uncyclopedia. First off, for what? Second off, with what lawyer?
Along with several random user's pages,[2] some dick of an IP decided to go on a vandal spree.
It was about 10:30 PM ETC. Me, Gerg, Zorua, and OPOSSUM were the only ones awake. Suddenly, racoons vandalism. Some IP "blanking" pages with a clever bit of wikitext. Then it escalated. Quickly. Full-on blankings, calling us cunts, and a whole shit-ton of other stuff. Fun times.
09:47, 18 November 2025 DaniPine3 blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 5 seconds (autoblock disabled) (requested by Turb0-Sunrise: i'm a prick who edit conflicts people for no good reason)
10:04, 16 November 2025 Alula blocked TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (don't say i didn't warn you)
00:14, 19 November 2025 Alula changed block settings for TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (making legal threaths and stuff)
Eh, it's been mostly quiet over the past week or so. LPTEW got archived, I made some new sigs, the Yankees still suck, and everybody's having a gay fun old time.
Rounded to the nearest millennium, how old are you? — Fish on skates
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From The Logs
09:47, 18 November 2025 DaniPine3 blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 5 seconds (autoblock disabled) (requested by Turb0-Sunrise: i'm a prick who edit conflicts people for no good reason)
10:04, 16 November 2025 Alula blocked TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (don't say i didn't warn you)
00:14, 19 November 2025 Alula changed block settings for TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (making legal threaths and stuff)
The UnSignpost wants writers, just like YOU! Please message Head ShitslingerTM Turb0-Sunrise here. You get a pair of gloves so your hands don't smell, as well as a chance to get looked at funny by your peers. Offer stands until Christmas, so hurry your ass up and get in here!
Man, where is all the action lately? It's so quiet around here. We have 180 "active" editors, but nothing's happening. I guess a MITK page got vandalized. Gerg updated the Shitroom design, but other than that, nothing really.
RealDonaldTrump, resident President and one of our template experts, managed to break a very important template. After making an edit to Template:Big, something happened. Hundreds of pages only displaying numbers where there once was big text. After a message to Alula, it was fixed and now everything is fine again.[citation needed]
We've switched to a new numerical system for identifying issues. It should work better for me, and also cuts down on bytes when messaging, albeit only by a few.
gedagedigedagedao here is the random talk page you have requested. as you can see it is very random --DameFish on skatesCUN 21:33, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
Well it indeed did work. Man, this is almost as bad as that one time where I fucked a able-bodied spiderman gimp train with my sun. Then said fucked thing proceeded to sue my for war crimes. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 21:35, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
were said war crimes performed in your basement with [[Tryptophan synthase]]? --DameFish on skatesCUN 21:38, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
cassie came back the other day SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 16:54, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
I am aware. She also encouraged me to write the Celeste article I've been procrastinating on. If you're wondering where she's been, Cassie has sadly been busy with life for a long time. Hell. ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 16:57, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
at least she has the time to pop in occasionally SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 16:58, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
what's with all the old users coming back? you got people from the 2000s-early 2010s like Romartus, Trar, Bizzeebeever, and then you got people from a few years ago like Cassie, Walbro, and now ARandomPage --DameFish on skatesCUN 18:21, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
i swear yesterday was June 2015 --DameFish on skatesCUN 06:43, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
@Fish on skates: ARandomPage comes by often, usually every 1-3 months. They're like the Hailey's Comet of Uncyclopedians. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 19:30, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
It's been a wild 20th year of Uncyclopedia. Several new people joining, the continued making and purging of ASBOWAATs, tons upon tons of Deltarot (Deltarune brainrot), the return of the UnSignpost, memes abound, YANKEES SUCK!, and The Daily News.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!! Two people who haven't been heard from in a while have started editing Uncyclopedia again. Funnily enough, Page continues to describe herself as an "UnSignpost everythinger", a title which would be more fitting for Turb0 or Fish at this point.
Priest Goofball is the main boss of Deltarune chapter 4. His hobbies include chess, preaching, and being the main boss of Deltarune chapter 4. Did I mention that he's the main boss of Deltarune chapter 4?
18:32, 28 December 2025 DaniPine3 (talkcontribs) changed block settings for Gergdown (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 15:26, 31 December 2025 (account creation disabled) (asked for it (again))
The Daily News is officially in print... well, not print. You get the point. Put {{The Daily News}} on your talk page to get daily spam in addition to your weekly spam!
Quote(s) of the Week
“Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.”
After having my the UnSignpost stolen revived by Turb0-Sunrise and Fish on skates, going on monthly month-long hiatuses for 3 years (what do you mean it's been 3 years since I was active???), and forgetting Uncyclopedia's existence despite frequently lurking in its discord server, I have forgotten how to write an UnSignpost. How do I use the template (which I myself modified back in 2022)? What do all these inputs mean? How do I write things? I'm quite sure the UnSignpost wrapper used to be centered! What's even happening in this site these days? AAAAAAAAA!
Anyway, it should be January 2026 for everyone here, right? ... Right? So, first UnSignpost of the year goes to me. I sure do love collecting meaningless achievements and titles!
...gosh, what do I even do here anymore? What am I allowed to put in this signpost, again?
As it is now 2026, the possibility for tomorrow to be the release day of Deltarune Chapter 5 has become existent once more. Despite the halfway mark of their game having been attained, new chapters are not likely to stop the insanity of Deltarune fans. Assuming Chapter 5 is not shadow-dropped and instead has a release date announced, the world will once again have a day where "tomorrow" means "the day after today" instead of "the day a new chapter of Deltarune releases". Once that happens, there will only be up to 2 Deltarune Tomorrows until the world's concept of tomorrow returns to something that doesn't always mean Deltarune.
Biopic
I don't know what a biopic is
From The Logs
*plant noises.ogg*
*animal noises.ogg*
Oh, it meant stuff like Special:Log and stuff. Well, gotta use these sounds I recorded from inside a literal log somehow. We're keeping it in.
we should apply that "all ponies deserve depth" philosophy to other things. all uncyclopedia articles deserve depth. all LPTEW display titles deserve depth. all depths deserve ponies. --DameFishonskatesCUN 02:28, 6 January 2026 (UTC)
Holy. Fucking. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
With the new year comes the yearly awards. The scramble of the top 10. The xOTY nominations.
Alright, let's get the fuck down to business.
First off, I have a UOTM nomination open. I have 7 votes already. side note, you should vote for me. side note over.
Now, I have a UOTY too. But that's not the end of it. don't waste your time here
Some dude Turb0-Sunrise has officially got 10,000 edits as of January 6, 2026. He's only been on here for like 5 months. To put that in perspective, Alula has been around since late 2021 and has around 30,000 edits. You do the math.
ColonelKurtz, who took an involuntary unbreak back in October, has returned. Here's hoping he learned from whatever brought on that involuntary break!
Biopic
This biopic is about biopics. There are many different ways to write them, but I'm trying out writing them in the style of ARandomPage, who half the time treats this section as another story. I'm lazy, etc. On to the fanmail!
Continuing on the "was here" userbox trend where people make userboxes saying they were here, Gammakid999, MK, and L10nM4st3r have userboxes of their own.
OPOSSUM made a contest for the title of "Moccasin Man" because he's done with moccasins.Soviet's Bot won by putting the most moccasins on OPOSSUM's userpage.
US President RealDonaldTrump made Testing the VFH widget (again) (do not feature!), a page that was meant to test some new feature. Turb0 then voted on its VFH page, with many others including me and several admins voting. Because I think I'm sooo clever, I made a VFH page for the VFH. And because Turbs also thinks he's soooo clever, he made a VFH page for that, and a VFH page for that. Gergdown also contributed somewhat to the joke. Alula later deleted the test page and closed all of the nominations.
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Cassie, also known as Cassandra, is a bureaucrat I'm pretty sure, and has been around for a long time. Anyway, she's not dead. Pretty sure. She's on the active users template and I hope she stays a while.
19:05, 14 January 2026 Alula (talk | contribs) blocked Turb0-Sunrise (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (clearly learnt his lesson from last time. oh wait)
Abuse filter blocked MK with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (Blocked by abuse filter. Description of matched rule: Mandatory cancellation)
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