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 Sarah Palin: 'Going Rouge' Hits Stores; Hints to Maverick Party ANCHORAGE, Alaska -- Sarah Palin begins her whirlwind tour of her newest book, fittingly titled Going Rouge. Sources tell that it was originally going to be called Story of an Average Maverick Hockey-Mom, but Palin refuted that title, calling it "anti-un-Americana."
 US briefly takes lead in war of religious insults (  Tea Party supporters oppose plans to display severed heads of 9/11 victims at Ground Zero GROUND ZERO, New York City -- Supporters of the Tea Party movement have demonstrated in opposition to plans to "display the severed heads of 9/11 victims on spikes at Ground Zero." Supporters of the proposal, however, accuse opponents of being "misleading" and "hysterical."
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