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28 March Trump to sign every dollar bill Archives: March 2026 | Older Indigestions Refresh – add	Sarah Palin: 'Going Rouge' Hits Stores; Hints to Maverick Party ANCHORAGE, Alaska -- Sarah Palin begins her whirlwind tour of her newest book, fittingly titled Going Rouge. Sources tell that it was originally going to be called Story of an Average Maverick Hockey-Mom, but Palin refuted that title, calling it "anti-un-Americana." » Full story US briefly takes lead in war of religious insults ( listen) GAINESVILLE, Florida -- The United States briefly jumped ahead in the months-long battle between Muslims and Christians to give the other side gratuitous offense when Pastor Terry Jones designated next Saturday as the first "Burn a Koran Day." » Full story Tea Party supporters oppose plans to display severed heads of 9/11 victims at Ground Zero GROUND ZERO, New York City -- Supporters of the Tea Party movement have demonstrated in opposition to plans to "display the severed heads of 9/11 victims on spikes at Ground Zero." Supporters of the proposal, however, accuse opponents of being "misleading" and "hysterical." » Full story	UnNews: Your source for up-to-the-minute misinformation. March 30, 2026 18:47 UTC From the Chief | Audio | Podcast | Random article | Goldstein Award | Foolitzer Prize Write a new UnNews story: Type your desired headline and then click on the button. Read Me First | Style Guide | Newsroom Stories with Audio UnNews remembers Michelle Trachtenberg President Partons turkey UnNews remembers Phil Spector Strait Country is Rolling Stone's Gayest Album of All Time Tips to avoid the coronavirus North Korea to separate onto their own island More... Horoscope for This Month {{i|{ Week of the: Aries Read this month's predictions UnFunnies for March 30 (show)

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