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Even at an early age, Omar Thornton was sensitive to racism occurring around him, and incessantly pointed it out.

Beer-warehouse shooter complained of racism

(Gnome-speakernotes.svg listen) NEW HAVEN, Connecticut -- Outwardly caring and mild-mannered Omar Thornton seethed with a sense of racial injustice that culminated in a shooting rampage. He said as much when he dialed 911 to report the murders of eight white coworkers at a beer warehouse here. "This place is a racist place. They're treating me bad over here....So I took it to my own hands and handled the problem," Mr. Thornton told the 911 dispatcher. "I wish I could have got more of the people," by which he meant more people with white skin.
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