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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.
Spirituality in the news. |
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UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.
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MONTEVIDEO, Uraguay -- In the nondescript capital of a nondescript South American country, a most peculiar event has brought the news vultures descending like flies to offal. Madalyn Murray O'Hair, dictatorial leader of American Atheists until her abduction in 1995, was inexplicably and incomprehensibly resurrected from her previously dead state, and found herself wandering the back streets of this bastardized-Spanish speaking countrys capital this morning. more...
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“History repeats itself, and so does my wife.”
– Acumen Cornfed, Chancellor of the Bahai Federation on the upside of celebate clergy
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VATICAN CITY, Rome -- In a stunning move at the end of a long, soporific speech given in front of a crowd of millions of devout Christians on St. Peter's Square for the Easter celebrations, Pope Benedict XVI has come clean with the masses admitting that the very idea of the existence of God was "just a big joke" and that the Church has managed to use this trick to make the lowly populace into performing weird sexual behaviors, tape it and sell it over the nets, thus explaining the wealth of the Catholic Church. more...
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TOPEKA, Kansas -- Right-wing Baptist Minister Fred Phelps resurfaced again today, intending once again to spread the word of the Lord, after a long period of silence. Phelps, head of the controversial Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) - an incestuous complaints committee - broke his silence of nearly a year by once again reminding the world that they have disappointed, angered and generally cheesed off God. However whereas his normal speeches, usually aired on BlogTV or uploaded to their site, are aimed at the world's general acceptance of homosexuality or praising God for the death of Soldiers, Phelps has now focused on a new enemy - Sheep. more...