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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.
Spirituality in the news. |
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UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.
Religion in UnNews
KABUL, Afganistan -- There are many ways to profit from war. In this country, those ways include growing and manufacture of drugs, terrorism, and now, taking advantage of bored, horny "soldiers" of the Taliban with a new twist on stroke books; Playgoat Magazine. more...
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“Show us your tits!”
– Martin Luther on Spring Break
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BOSTON, Massachusetts -- Logan International Airport has seen an unusual number of clergy passing through security, as members of the Roman Catholic hierarchy gather to implement a recent change in the Pope's attitude toward ordaining non-humans. Most notable of these is Rev. Father Clyde "Right Turn" Meninges, who was appointed as the first non-human Primate of the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Utrecht, the Netherlands by Pope Benedict XVI in 2009. more...
Religion in UnNews
SODOM, London, Thursday — The Roman Catholic Church is not expected to win an exemption from new anti-discrimination laws, following the row over gangs of parishioners hunting gay couples on horseback with hounds. Its agencies are demanding an opt-out, so that they may act according to their religion. more...