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UnNews Religion Section

Welcome to UnNews Religion Section. Spirituality in the news.

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UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.

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National Day of Prayer ruined by godless protestors

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WASHINGTON DC -- Nearly half a dozen heads bowed in a small, simple National Day of Prayer ceremony on Friday, almost bringing part of a full block of the Capitol to a halt. Most of the assembled crowd at the lunch hour ceremony sat and ate quietly, then quickly departed to spread the Good News. more...

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“Just to be safe, I hate all cartoons.”

– Imam Mohammed Ali on cartoons

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Police seek prophet in attempted herbicide

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BETHANY, Judah -- Police are seeking information on a recent crime involving plant persecution of local flora. Detectivus Inspectorus Centurion Mathius Romanus, an officer of the Roman Expeditionary Force, theorizes that the attempted murder of a tree happened thusly, "First, I man with scruffy hair, unkempt beard and a puffy shirt, followed by XII more men of like appearance and similar attire didst loiter around Bethany. This group of XIII then approached the victim, and when their ringleader didst find no fruit on the victim He proceeded to curse the victim, rendering it permanently fruitless." more...

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Kansas education reforms: Do they go too far enough?

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TOPEKA, Kansas -- Rationality and reason triumphed in Kansas when the Kansas State Board of Education reversed an earlier backslide into dark-age attitudes and primitive superstition in the public school system. Free-thinkers everywhere are celebrating the crushing victory which enables enlightened teaching of the one true theory which explains how we are all distantly related to mucus-covered sea slugs and pubic lice. more...