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UnNews Religion Section

Welcome to UnNews Religion Section. Spirituality in the news.

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UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.

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Bush names teddy bear after Jesus

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WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move described by analysts as 'audacious', US premier George Bush today named a teddy bear "Jesus" following reports that British schoolteacher Gillian Gibbons had been jailed in Sudan for allegedly insulting the Prophet Mohammed. more...

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“History repeats itself, and so does my wife.”

– Acumen Cornfed, Chancellor of the Bahai Federation on the upside of celebate clergy

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"I was as surprised as anybody else! Boy, these mojitos are great, eh?" Madalyn Murray O'Hair on her surprise resurrection.

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Conservapedia demands proof for the existence of science

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JESUSLAND Conservapedia, the bastion of free non-conservative speech, has declared that if it is not provided with proof that science exists, it will launch protests against school teachers and professors for wrongfully teaching mechanical engineering, biology, neurology, evolutionary science, electrical engineering, computer science and all other academic sciences. A Conservapedia will be held later in the month to make a conclusion as to whether science has any footing whatsoever on the rock of faith, or if science is entirely a figment of the sands observation, conjecture, and human reasoning. more...

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Dude with Bob Marley sticker ignorant of Marley's beliefs

NO. CONWAY, New Hampshire -- With the death of screaming insane super-salesman Billy Mays yesterday (see UnNews:Billy Mays' Head Explodes), Jesus made a hostile bid for the Oxiclean Corporation this morning for 17 trillion dollars and free passes to Heaven for existing employees. Industry analysts are saying this may be the boost that will get Jesus back into the mainstream of America. more...