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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.
Spirituality in the news. |
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UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.
Religion in UnNews
SAUDI ARABIA -- "Mutaween", more popularly known as "Mecca Vice", an Arabic show based loosely on the infidel 1980s TV series, "Miami Vice", has taken the desert kingdom by storm, becoming the most popular Saudi TV show in history. more...
Religion News Quote of the Moment
“If Jesus really wanted to, he could shoot lightning out of his hands AND drop a roof AND throw Palpatine down a gravity well...”
– Rev. Joel Osteen on Jesus versus Palpatine
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Religion in UnNews
LITTLE-WATER ON THE BRAYNE, Englandshire – In their continuing battle to try and make Christianity more accessible to everyone, everywhere, ever, the Open Episcipal Church has come up with a novel way of extending their reach into England’s younger generations. It is a move that not all members of the Clergy agree withttp://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User:Zim_ulator/UnNews_Religion_Section_model/Second_Featured_Religion_Story&action=submith, and that some consider to be an outright debasement of Christian principles, but nevertheless has taken place and sparked off some interesting and generally amusing religious back-and-forth. more...
Religion in UnNews
DEEP SOUTH, America -- Pastor Rick Warren, founder of Saddleback Church, a controversial Christian Fundamentalist Ministry that uses mind control and hyena blazing to keep converts in line, has been paraphrased as sort of saying, "Abused, "Miserable" Women Have "No Right" to Divorce". This ridiculous claim has been made by left-wing, artsy homosexuals who don't realize they're going to Hell. more...