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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section. Spirituality in the news.

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UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.

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The Pope annoys everyone and nearly starts a war

NUREMBURG, Germany --Pope Benedict has really irritated some radical fanatics with his most recent remarks which he stated at a rally of enthusiastic Nazi supporters at Nuremberg in Southern Germany. According to reports, Pope Benedict stated:

"Listen, boys, you might be surprised to hear this, but I just love Islam. It's a smashing religion with a lot going for it. Take the subjugation of women for example. What a great idea! We've been trying for centuries on that one but we've got nowhere near as far on it as Islam. I mean, come on, who wants these women running all over the streets with their sinbags jiggling about distracting us from the Bible? No, no—let's put them in wardrobes, just like Allah says.". more...

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“If Jesus really wanted to, he could shoot lightning out of his hands AND drop a roof AND throw Palpatine down a gravity well...”

– Rev. Joel Osteen on Jesus versus Palpatine

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Bush expected as Redeemer in the Holy Land

JERUSALEM, Holy Land –- The holy ground of the Holy Land will be trodden upon by the Holy Feet of the Holy American President George W. Bush real soon now. After some seven years in office, Bush thought it about time for a first courtesy call to Israel and Palestine.more...

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'No opt-out' on gays for Catholic church

SODOM, London, Thursday — The Roman Catholic Church is not expected to win an exemption from new anti-discrimination laws, following the row over gangs of parishioners hunting gay couples on horseback with hounds. Its agencies are demanding an opt-out, so that they may act according to their religion. more...