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| Noah's ark to sail again | 15:35, 16 February 2026 |
| Hamas stockpiling monkey penetrating ammunition | 23:33, 4 February 2026 |
| God sues for copyright infringement | 17:21, 28 January 2026 |
| Pope appoints first non-human Primate | 17:20, 28 January 2026 |
| God vs. godly? | 18:29, 16 January 2026 |
| Stephen Hawking created Universe | 01:29, 16 January 2026 |
| Increased sunspot activity cause for concern at Vatican | 16:18, 11 January 2026 |
| In space, no one can hear the call to prayer | 15:18, 11 January 2026 |
| United Nations vote: all religions are entitled to their own state in the Middle East | 15:07, 11 January 2026 |
| Ugandan poofs charged with having sex on church altar | 15:07, 11 January 2026 |
| The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants angry about misrepresentation in movie | 15:06, 11 January 2026 |
| Stephen Hawking updates his view on the origin of the universe | 15:06, 11 January 2026 |
| Speaker at Norwegian summer camp was apparently persuasive, motivational; Impact is projected to have changed “scores of lives” | 15:06, 11 January 2026 |
| Shovelshit seeks audience with God | 15:06, 11 January 2026 |
| Sacrificial-virgin-in-volcano ritual decried in India | 15:06, 11 January 2026 |
| Prophet strikes, Heaven grinds to halt | 15:05, 11 January 2026 |
| Preemptively attacked snake acquitted of manslaughter | 15:05, 11 January 2026 |
| Praying pilot jailed | 15:05, 11 January 2026 |
| Pope wore a German football shirt as he watched Argentina lose in World Cup | 15:05, 11 January 2026 |
| Pope urges Church to reflect on abuse | 15:05, 11 January 2026 |
| Pope still Catholic, but bear does not shit in woods | 15:05, 11 January 2026 |
| Pope praises Jamie Lynn Spears for not using birth control | 15:04, 11 January 2026 |
| Pope makes creepy apology to child-abuse victims | 15:04, 11 January 2026 |
| Pope lauds Rabbi's insistence Catholics did not kill reason | 15:04, 11 January 2026 |
| Pope John Paul II wins 'Monsignor Universe' beauty contest | 15:04, 11 January 2026 |
| Pope gets new hat | 15:04, 11 January 2026 |
| Pope Benedict to play Blofeld in the new James Bond film | 15:04, 11 January 2026 |
| Pope Benedict finally admits that God doesn't exist | 15:03, 11 January 2026 |
| Poor planning ruins Rapture | 15:03, 11 January 2026 |
| Police seek prophet in attempted herbicide | 15:03, 11 January 2026 |
| Persistent Protestants protest punishment | 15:03, 11 January 2026 |
| Pat Boone warns: "Christians, here come the lions!" | 15:03, 11 January 2026 |
| Obama's divine powers fading | 15:03, 11 January 2026 |
| Obama forgets sister's holiday | 15:02, 11 January 2026 |
| New York atheists angry over 'Hell' street sign | 15:02, 11 January 2026 |
| New apps support terrorist attacks | 15:02, 11 January 2026 |
| National Day of Prayer ruined by godless protestors | 15:02, 11 January 2026 |
| Mosque comments taken out of context | 15:02, 11 January 2026 |
| Michael Jackson: The Second Coming | 15:02, 11 January 2026 |
| Miami Vice inspired ‘Mecca Vice’ steals Saudi TV top spot | 15:01, 11 January 2026 |