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Iraq celebrates Saddam Hussein verdict with sectarian violence14:03, 4 August 2025
Final Final Revelation added to the Qu'ran18:33, 15 June 2025
Qatar declares war on Vatican01:49, 15 May 2025
Did the Time Warp wreck Canadian's Pope chances?04:34, 22 April 2025
FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters23:14, 23 January 2025
Face of Satan appears on toast20:12, 15 July 2023
Papal proclamation to procure profit for prophet01:11, 14 December 2022
United Nations vote: all religions are entitled to their own state in the Middle East15:13, 24 October 2022
Pope Benedict to play Blofeld in the new James Bond film14:40, 24 October 2022
Muslims demand pop star Gwen Stefani to "tone down" act06:55, 24 October 2022
Muslims demand pop star Beyonce to "tone down" act06:55, 24 October 2022
Mosque comments taken out of context06:53, 24 October 2022
Michael Jackson: The Second Coming06:49, 24 October 2022
Guardian reports: Israelis admit harvesting/eating Palestinian organs05:59, 24 October 2022
God linked to cannabis cultivation05:55, 24 October 2022
God found alive, well and working on a much less ambitious project.05:55, 24 October 2022
Mel Gibson goes to ground12:02, 18 June 2021
God vs. godly?19:08, 12 June 2021
Increased sunspot activity cause for concern at Vatican12:50, 12 May 2021
Pope wore a German football shirt as he watched Argentina lose in World Cup10:14, 4 April 2021
Stephen Hawking created Universe14:40, 28 April 2020
Pope praises Jamie Lynn Spears for not using birth control17:55, 6 April 2019
Haiti frees American missionaries05:11, 18 February 2019
Pat Boone warns: "Christians, here come the lions!"04:43, 7 June 2018
Billy Graham dies at 99: What other obits aren't telling you08:20, 21 April 2018
Former Primate of Utrecht Thomas Gibbon resigns in disgrace13:43, 31 March 2017
Pope still Catholic, but bear does not shit in woods09:04, 25 January 2017
Noah's ark to sail again17:06, 4 October 2016
Speaker at Norwegian summer camp was apparently persuasive, motivational; Impact is projected to have changed “scores of lives”13:46, 21 September 2016
Pope makes creepy apology to child-abuse victims07:19, 8 September 2015
Pope Benedict finally admits that God doesn't exist07:18, 8 September 2015
Apple plans electric religion09:02, 20 February 2015
Sacrificial-virgin-in-volcano ritual decried in India17:19, 22 December 2014
Pastafarians celebrate National Day of ARRRRRRRRRRRR20:09, 21 December 2014
Pope urges Church to reflect on abuse21:19, 7 December 2014
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants angry about misrepresentation in movie06:18, 12 November 2014
Poor planning ruins Rapture21:07, 2 November 2014
Dinesh D'souza on the real problem with Newtonism02:31, 25 October 2014
God Rewrites the Bible19:16, 13 October 2014
Conversion therapy leader admits to male practice; closes facility20:04, 18 June 2014