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UnNews Sunday Magazine, January 20, 200814:47, 21 February 2026
Revolutionary one act play opens today18:42, 17 February 2026
Will chocolate boobs catch on?02:23, 15 February 2026
Bruce Willis farts in "Die Hard"00:49, 15 February 2026
Maria speaks to us00:05, 15 February 2026
Shit That Pisses Me Off:The Vizio VBR100 Blu-ray player23:14, 14 February 2026
2008 Election may be decided by Xbox Live Achievement points22:12, 14 February 2026
BP ties with Abomination revealed17:35, 14 February 2026
UnNews Sunday Magazine, January 6, 200821:24, 12 February 2026
Texas schoolbook committee approves "Anybody Can Be President" series23:33, 4 February 2026
Hamas stockpiling monkey penetrating ammunition23:33, 4 February 2026
Chris-chan's near birthday twin revealed15:33, 3 February 2026
Interview with You14:43, 28 January 2026
New York Times introduces "worse than Ghost Dad" rating14:31, 28 January 2026
Betty White to play Catwoman in Batman 313:59, 28 January 2026
Ben Stiller renews pact with Devil13:59, 28 January 2026
'Was Gatsby really great?' asks ninth grader12:09, 26 January 2026
Fort Knox robbed, nothing to steal09:00, 26 January 2026
Thanks for that F, Mr. Dumas09:00, 26 January 2026
Walrus bones the new whale bones02:30, 26 January 2026
Alfred Kahn's apology to the 4kids fans00:14, 26 January 2026
Germany Plans invasion of Spain, Netherlands next?21:00, 25 January 2026
Suicide bomber commits suicide00:33, 25 January 2026
NATO forces seize 38 tons of BB gun ammo00:31, 25 January 2026
Jack Bauer arrests screenwriters00:31, 25 January 2026
Irand demands heavier sanctions00:31, 25 January 2026
Blanks: cheap alternative or ulterior motive00:29, 25 January 2026
A-bombs dropped on Japan awarded Nobel Peace Prize00:28, 25 January 2026
Norman Soth threatening to blow up the Los Angeles International Airport20:24, 24 January 2026
Hurricane scientists can't believe Nadine just gone02:01, 24 January 2026
Hurricane George sweeps across North America, barely hits anything02:01, 24 January 2026
Fucking Hurricane Fucking Lost02:01, 24 January 2026
User writes random UnNews article in order to promote obscure articles14:19, 23 January 2026
Man goes to work; wife fucks his neighbor00:49, 20 January 2026
Shirtless Drunk Man Creates Havoc00:49, 20 January 2026
Old Man to Rise Again00:47, 20 January 2026
Man decides against going to work00:10, 20 January 2026
Heaven under coronavirus quarantine21:26, 18 January 2026
CDC recommends eating boogers to curb coronavirus21:26, 18 January 2026
World unsure if their viewpoints are real22:17, 16 January 2026