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• Friday, 11 May, 2012 Canada's new phunny munny
• Thursday, 26 Jan, 2012 Tupperware Rave Is Huge Success
• Monday, 06 Feb, 2012 FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters
• Saturday, 02 Dec, 2006 Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans
• Sunday, 29 Apr, 2012 Samsung sells phones, everybody cares
• Thursday, 24 Jun, 2010 McDonalds, Walmart, Google, Apple, Facebook, Disney, and Exxon merge, build Deathstar
• Thursday, 07 Dec, 2017 Holiday shopping preview 2017
• Saturday, 03 Oct, 2020 Mr. Krabs tax returns released
• Friday, 29 Dec, 2006 Trump hires O'Donnell
• Wednesday, 27 Mar, 2013 Sales of new OTC HIV test unsurprisingly low
• Saturday, 19 Dec, 2009 Avatar spectacular, Jedi, others dejected
• Wednesday, 31 Dec, 2008 Buried treasure up 300%
• Tuesday, 09 Dec, 2008 Governor Rod Blagojevich accused of stealing Nick Nack's hair-do
• Saturday, 31 Oct, 2009 Riots in Poland: We want promised miracles!
• Tuesday, 03 Nov, 2020 Mystery of the Dollar Tree shit smears
• Tuesday, 04 Jan, 2011 Greeks can't afford interest payments, leave keys in letterbox
• Saturday, 19 May, 2012 US national debt is owed to whom?
• Tuesday, 10 Jan, 2012 Thrift Shop Dock Worker Setting Increasingly Weird Stuff Aside for Self
• Tuesday, 05 Apr, 2011 NATO buys NAFTA and bombs Libya with cheap Mexican knock-offs
• Saturday, 13 Nov, 2010 Woman has identity stolen; thief divorces husband and takes half
• Tuesday, 29 Jun, 2010 LeBron James and other NBA free agents meet at Chili's, split appetizers
• Monday, 12 Jul, 2010 BP ties with Abomination revealed
• Thursday, 08 Jul, 2010 Face of Jesus discovered on seabed
• Wednesday, 23 Jun, 2010 Thousands storm Gulf Coast for free oil
• Tuesday, 06 Apr, 2010 UK lawmakers critical of Kraft
• Wednesday, 17 Mar, 2010 Niagara Falls loses job
• Wednesday, 03 Mar, 2010 FED Sues Uncyclopedia, Demands NWO Evidence Removed
• Tuesday, 09 Mar, 2010 Romer on spending cuts: "Maybe later"
• Tuesday, 01 Sep, 2009 "Halloween" series to reboot after "Final Destination" victory
• Saturday, 30 Jan, 2010 New York Evicted from Ground 0
• Friday, 12 Feb, 2010 Belligerent Bird Taser Hits its Target
• Sunday, 19 Apr, 2009 Air traffic comes to standstill as new fragrance hits the market
• Thursday, 26 Mar, 2009 Bee business practises under investigation
• Tuesday, 12 Aug, 2008 Schwarzenegger Plans to Mutilate State Controller over Pay Cuts
• Wednesday, 01 Oct, 2008 Bank marathon to replace Bank run in next olympics
• Monday, 06 Oct, 2008 Robert Mugabe bails out world financial system out-of-pocket
• Friday, 06 Mar, 2009 Hugo Chavez moves to nationalise Venezuela goat farms
• Wednesday, 17 Dec, 2008 Bad economy forces terrorists to change tactics
• Saturday, 25 Oct, 2008 Heaven to be outsourced
• Friday, 21 Sep, 2007 Unclaimed fart leads to elevator acrimony
• Tuesday, 02 Oct, 2007 Heavens rejoice as Dow surpasses 14,000
• Thursday, 04 Oct, 2007 Fat People are Harder to Kidnap
• Friday, 01 Feb, 2008 Microsoft offers $44.6B for Uncyclopedia
• Friday, 21 Dec, 2007 Russia Switches to new Currency, Economy Booms
• Thursday, 05 Jul, 2007 Amateur magician fails to enthral crowd
• Saturday, 10 Mar, 2007 Dog Whisperer cologne breaks French sales records
• Thursday, 17 Jun, 2010 China buys Greece in junk yard fire sale
• Saturday, 07 Jun, 2014 Gobshite IPO announced
• Tuesday, 21 May, 2013 Dave & Busters need to invest in military forces
• Monday, 14 Mar, 2011 Psychedelic icon takes final trip
• Saturday, 02 Apr, 2011 Rebels have already established new Central Bank of Libya
• Monday, 14 Mar, 2011 Kudlow: Everything's okay despite Japan devastation
• Saturday, 09 Jun, 2012 Cost to lunch with Warren Buffett: $350 million
• Wednesday, 13 Jun, 2012 Postal Service to be replaced by Pony Express
• Friday, 18 Feb, 2011 BoA demands brokers stop working
• Sunday, 20 Feb, 2011 Israeli settlement built in Manhattan
• Sunday, 27 Feb, 2011 IMF calls for dollar alternative as oil spikes
• Tuesday, 11 Dec, 2012 Saudis eye sand exports to Europe
• Monday, 17 Dec, 2012 Princess of Wales defends toddler ‘allowance tax’
• Thursday, 03 Jan, 2013 Al Jazeera buy Al Hasboredyu in squillion dollar deal
• Saturday, 11 Aug, 2012 Avid coin collector disappointed to find dime is worth only 10 cents
• Tuesday, 08 May, 2012 Oprah's OWN not exactly a cash cow
• Sunday, 25 Mar, 2012 Obama blames high gas prices on Iran
• Sunday, 03 Jun, 2012 Spain posing a late entry into the Eurozone financial crisis
• Tuesday, 10 Apr, 2012 Facebook buys unused plastic fork for $2Bn
• Thursday, 22 Sep, 2011 Mambo Zulu again tops Forbes poor list
• Wednesday, 28 Sep, 2011 Movie theater to split movie, concession stand, bathroom services into separate entities
• Monday, 25 Apr, 2011 New child born, parents screwed
• Friday, 23 Sep, 2011 Valet: Accused UBS bank trader sorry beyond recollection
• Thursday, 14 Apr, 2011 BP's chief meerkat caught cheating
• Saturday, 08 Oct, 2011 Earthscrapers hidden underground in preparation for “designer WWIII”
• Wednesday, 21 Sep, 2011 EU finance ministers demand Greek public act more Dickensian
• Friday, 22 Jul, 2011 Final space shuttle crashes
• Tuesday, 12 Jul, 2011 Obama proposes monetization of peas to pay off national debt
• Wednesday, 29 Jun, 2011 Argonauts between a rock and a hard place
• Friday, 15 Jul, 2011 Alice breaks the debt ceiling
• Tuesday, 05 Jul, 2011 Details emerge of jailhouse call in Strauss-Kahn case
• Thursday, 21 Jul, 2011 Guy Fawkes's euro account to be 'stressed tested' today
• Friday, 26 Nov, 2010 Wealthy buffoons say: ‘tax us’, poor say, ‘hell, yeah!’
• Wednesday, 11 May, 2011 Eurovision Debt Crisis Contest
• Wednesday, 08 Dec, 2010 US "folding money" is crap
• Tuesday, 20 Dec, 2011 Recession certain to spread to newly discovered planet Kepler 20f warn experts
• Friday, 12 Nov, 2010 Mountain may sue area businesses
• Monday, 19 Jul, 2010 Man wants his name back
• Saturday, 24 Jul, 2010 India unveils prototype of $3 iPad
• Sunday, 13 Jun, 2010 Earth's credit rating drops again
• Sunday, 06 Jun, 2010 Student sentenced for filming porn with school teacher
• Friday, 18 Jun, 2010 Oil spill: Other US political party is sorry it was sorry
• Saturday, 03 Jul, 2010 Google implements gays-only employment policy
• Sunday, 07 Mar, 2010 Iceland voters unexpectedly reject payment plan
• Thursday, 14 Oct, 2010 Liverpool v Dallas Cowboys Owners goes into overtime
• Thursday, 18 Mar, 2010 Mamboo Zulu tops Forbes list of world’s poorest people
• Tuesday, 31 Aug, 2010 Boston's SCVNGR, a web site with a difference
• Tuesday, 27 Jul, 2010 Small-town officials defend outlandish salaries
• Sunday, 25 Apr, 2010 Jesus, what a workout!
• Sunday, 04 Apr, 2010 Senegal unveils colossal gold statue amid outcry
• Friday, 30 Apr, 2010 Germany buys Greece
• Tuesday, 18 May, 2010 Angela Merkel and Nicolas Sarkozy to meet again in a cage fight
• Sunday, 06 Jun, 2010 Sales of poop are running thin
• Wednesday, 18 Nov, 2009 American toy company seeks Muslim market share