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Australia names Mike Gibbons as October's 'National Fart Month' 2023 Ambassador.06:19, 5 October 2023
Hundreds of Patients Stuck in Oregon Hospital Beds21:56, 18 February 2023
California officials declare Elon Musk's ego essential15:27, 29 October 2022
Students unsure about condoms15:01, 24 October 2022
Jobs unveils super-absorbent iPad 206:23, 24 October 2022
CDC advocates female genital mutilation05:07, 24 October 2022
'Sunday Papers Podcast' Host Greg Fitzsimmons' Sex Tape Becomes Highest-Rated Film in India09:31, 15 October 2022
Latest Narcissism Wave Grips Los Angeles County, Women Urged to Stay Low for Now00:00, 3 August 2022
UnNews Quarantine Guide 202009:41, 23 April 2020
Yang "a coronavirus carrier," says Trump23:04, 21 April 2020
The Who unveils plan to lower insulin prices04:01, 21 February 2020
Local boy helps team win championship game03:49, 25 November 2019
Mexico reconsiders controversial flu treatment15:41, 14 October 2019
Fat People are Harder to Kidnap11:55, 17 August 2019
Rush Limbaugh accidentaly ties wrong part of brain behind back, goes into cardiac arrest12:54, 4 September 2018
Bad drivers to display warning flags22:03, 10 October 2017
Ebola contained by Doctors With Borders16:20, 30 July 2017
77 million 'poisoned' in Bangladesh14:05, 19 October 2016
Dihydrogen monoxide also found in W. Virginia water10:45, 20 July 2016
Are we all going to die of Ebola?11:14, 6 January 2016
Australians named worst "fart" emitters09:37, 9 December 2015
All 'girls' in sex chat room actually girls18:27, 4 December 2014
Man fighting for life after eating an entire Mickey D's Dinner Box11:13, 30 November 2014
Anti-depressants have opposite effect11:06, 29 October 2013
Olympic fever grips entire of Britain, many die04:02, 22 September 2013
Goanna ordered to see optometrist19:08, 14 May 2013
Shock as Kate hoax DJ's commit suicide13:50, 8 December 2012
Utah passes law mandating a nine-month waiting period prior to getting an abortion19:27, 8 May 2012
Dirt, iron ore linked to mature death22:20, 22 December 2011
Indian Men "Too Well Endowed"03:07, 22 December 2011
Real Life Pandemic Discovered to be Slowest Game of Pandemic 2 ever07:40, 10 December 2011
Tinfoil hats cause cancer say NASA scientists13:42, 6 December 2011
Study: Looking at breasts makes men live longer16:38, 16 November 2011
12-year-old allegedly played doctor and gave medical advice19:00, 27 July 2011
Celebrity humps "worldwide" breastfeeding law04:06, 27 July 2011
Scientist finds super-bug in New Delhi water17:03, 13 April 2011
Looning 'can slow aging process'18:49, 12 August 2010
Jesus, what a workout!23:17, 2 August 2010
China Government commands citizens to smoke more08:40, 6 May 2009
Your gut: creeped out feeling on the rise23:43, 6 June 2008