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| USA Health Secretary Fozzy Bear Announced New Dietary Guidelines | 04:53, 19 February 2026 |
| Tinfoil hats cause cancer say NASA scientists | 01:35, 16 January 2026 |
| Underarm deodorant tainted with foreign material | 01:33, 16 January 2026 |
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| UnNews Quarantine Guide 2020 | 14:36, 2 January 2026 |
| Rush Limbaugh accidentaly ties wrong part of brain behind back, goes into cardiac arrest | 14:10, 4 August 2025 |
| Countries Unveil Breakfast Cereal Plan | 20:17, 5 May 2025 |
| China Government commands citizens to smoke more | 18:25, 1 March 2025 |
| Hundreds of Patients Stuck in Oregon Hospital Beds | 21:56, 18 February 2023 |
| California officials declare Elon Musk's ego essential | 15:27, 29 October 2022 |
| Students unsure about condoms | 15:01, 24 October 2022 |
| Jobs unveils super-absorbent iPad 2 | 06:23, 24 October 2022 |
| CDC advocates female genital mutilation | 05:07, 24 October 2022 |
| Latest Narcissism Wave Grips Los Angeles County, Women Urged to Stay Low for Now | 00:00, 3 August 2022 |
| Yang "a coronavirus carrier," says Trump | 23:04, 21 April 2020 |
| The Who unveils plan to lower insulin prices | 04:01, 21 February 2020 |
| Local boy helps team win championship game | 03:49, 25 November 2019 |
| Mexico reconsiders controversial flu treatment | 15:41, 14 October 2019 |
| Fat People are Harder to Kidnap | 11:55, 17 August 2019 |
| Bad drivers to display warning flags | 22:03, 10 October 2017 |
| Ebola contained by Doctors With Borders | 16:20, 30 July 2017 |
| 77 million 'poisoned' in Bangladesh | 14:05, 19 October 2016 |
| Dihydrogen monoxide also found in W. Virginia water | 10:45, 20 July 2016 |
| Are we all going to die of Ebola? | 11:14, 6 January 2016 |
| Australians named worst "fart" emitters | 09:37, 9 December 2015 |
| All 'girls' in sex chat room actually girls | 18:27, 4 December 2014 |
| Man fighting for life after eating an entire Mickey D's Dinner Box | 11:13, 30 November 2014 |
| Anti-depressants have opposite effect | 11:06, 29 October 2013 |
| Olympic fever grips entire of Britain, many die | 04:02, 22 September 2013 |
| Goanna ordered to see optometrist | 19:08, 14 May 2013 |
| Shock as Kate hoax DJ's commit suicide | 13:50, 8 December 2012 |
| Utah passes law mandating a nine-month waiting period prior to getting an abortion | 19:27, 8 May 2012 |
| Dirt, iron ore linked to mature death | 22:20, 22 December 2011 |
| Indian Men "Too Well Endowed" | 03:07, 22 December 2011 |
| Real Life Pandemic Discovered to be Slowest Game of Pandemic 2 ever | 07:40, 10 December 2011 |
| Study: Looking at breasts makes men live longer | 16:38, 16 November 2011 |
| 12-year-old allegedly played doctor and gave medical advice | 19:00, 27 July 2011 |
| Celebrity humps "worldwide" breastfeeding law | 04:06, 27 July 2011 |
| Scientist finds super-bug in New Delhi water | 17:03, 13 April 2011 |
| Looning 'can slow aging process' | 18:49, 12 August 2010 |