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| McDonalds To Join UN Trademark Skirmish | 14:09, 30 January 2025 |
| Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur | 20:48, 23 January 2025 |
| Leopards finally getting ready to eat people's faces next year | 04:53, 11 November 2024 |
| Breaking: Я (Country) Threatens Linguistic Takeover with Я (Letter) | 16:26, 16 May 2023 |
| Cat dies from pickle | 18:45, 28 April 2023 |
| Strange looking animal found in Chico, California backyard | 02:21, 8 November 2022 |
| Tragic Death reported in Chad | 15:08, 24 October 2022 |
| Sudan holds British teacher for "having fun" with her pupils | 15:01, 24 October 2022 |
| Semenya is grandson of Nazi | 14:55, 24 October 2022 |
| S. Sudan to Sudan: "It's over, and this time, I mean it!" | 14:50, 24 October 2022 |
| Relief as Uncyclopedia stays up | 14:47, 24 October 2022 |
| Pridelands to be re-integrated by court order | 14:42, 24 October 2022 |
| No need for witch doctors - I'm staying, says Mugabe | 13:44, 24 October 2022 |
| Animals the size of tanks spotted in large cities | 04:32, 24 May 2021 |
| World Cup Fever leads to mass pneumonia | 10:19, 4 April 2021 |
| Arctic sea located off the shores of the Canaries | 10:02, 18 May 2020 |
| Nature Now Rated NC-17 | 15:45, 14 October 2019 |
| Hippopotamoose Colony Discovered in Sudan | 04:55, 14 October 2019 |
| Fat People are Harder to Kidnap | 11:55, 17 August 2019 |
| "We've got motherfuckin' snakes" says airport official | 05:50, 14 August 2018 |
| Disney and Yum! Join Fight Against Pirate Copyright Bandits | 22:12, 21 April 2018 |
| New country secedes from The Sedan | 06:00, 21 April 2018 |
| Not the same old African orphan charity | 05:23, 21 April 2018 |
| Nelson Mandela kicked out of hospital | 04:21, 6 April 2018 |
| Zimbabwe Indicts Giraffe | 19:05, 2 March 2018 |
| Mugabe falls... from power | 22:38, 21 November 2017 |
| Ebola contained by Doctors With Borders | 16:20, 30 July 2017 |
| Somalia targets Bushists in Southern US Village | 22:33, 12 October 2016 |
| Mamboo Zulu tops Forbes list of world’s poorest people | 13:56, 21 September 2016 |
| Man killed by elephant he was trying to poach | 19:24, 7 February 2016 |
| I am not making this up! The cheetah is extinct | 10:54, 6 January 2016 |
| Genocide in Darfur Ends | 09:55, 13 December 2014 |
| Amnesty International unfriends Uganda | 04:16, 26 October 2014 |
| Egyptian Military overthrow elected president to defend Democracy | 21:21, 24 July 2013 |
| Mugabe "still in race", actively courting superdelegates | 00:17, 29 June 2013 |
| Somalian pirates capture 33 T-65 X-wing Starfighters | 18:48, 19 June 2013 |
| Enrollment In Piracy Track Declines | 18:46, 19 June 2013 |
| Robert Mugabe bails out world financial system out-of-pocket | 01:37, 24 May 2013 |
| Sudanese man forced to wed goat | 05:01, 4 May 2013 |
| Prisoners released, are free to return to bleak, depressing homeland | 16:12, 6 February 2013 |
| Pirates take land lubber yank hostage | 15:25, 6 February 2013 |
| Zimbabwe 'was going to blow last $217 on coke and hooker' | 07:42, 31 January 2013 |
| Study:Castration 'sharply cuts' HIV infection | 06:43, 24 September 2012 |
| AIDS virus chases Hillary Clinton from Malawi | 05:19, 17 September 2012 |
| Some really fucked up shit goes down in the Congo | 22:40, 17 July 2012 |
| Southern Sudan may secede, wherever it is | 09:02, 15 July 2012 |
| "Nobody Believes I'm Lord Lucan!" | 00:41, 22 January 2012 |
| Developing and Underdeveloped Nations do not care about the environment | 00:43, 17 January 2012 |
| Lake Chad Shrinks--Citizens Say They're Just Pretty Thirsty | 00:42, 17 January 2012 |
| Mambo Zulu again tops Forbes poor list | 19:07, 4 January 2012 |
