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Breaking: Я (Country) Threatens Linguistic Takeover with Я (Letter)16:26, 16 May 2023
Cat dies from pickle18:45, 28 April 2023
Strange looking animal found in Chico, California backyard02:21, 8 November 2022
Tragic Death reported in Chad15:08, 24 October 2022
Sudan holds British teacher for "having fun" with her pupils15:01, 24 October 2022
Semenya is grandson of Nazi14:55, 24 October 2022
S. Sudan to Sudan: "It's over, and this time, I mean it!"14:50, 24 October 2022
Relief as Uncyclopedia stays up14:47, 24 October 2022
Pridelands to be re-integrated by court order14:42, 24 October 2022
No need for witch doctors - I'm staying, says Mugabe13:44, 24 October 2022
Animals the size of tanks spotted in large cities04:32, 24 May 2021
World Cup Fever leads to mass pneumonia10:19, 4 April 2021
McDonalds To Join UN Trademark Skirmish00:47, 26 March 2021
Arctic sea located off the shores of the Canaries10:02, 18 May 2020
Nature Now Rated NC-1715:45, 14 October 2019
Hippopotamoose Colony Discovered in Sudan04:55, 14 October 2019
Fat People are Harder to Kidnap11:55, 17 August 2019
"We've got motherfuckin' snakes" says airport official05:50, 14 August 2018
Disney and Yum! Join Fight Against Pirate Copyright Bandits22:12, 21 April 2018
New country secedes from The Sedan06:00, 21 April 2018
Not the same old African orphan charity05:23, 21 April 2018
Nelson Mandela kicked out of hospital04:21, 6 April 2018
Zimbabwe Indicts Giraffe19:05, 2 March 2018
Mugabe falls... from power22:38, 21 November 2017
Ebola contained by Doctors With Borders16:20, 30 July 2017
Somalia targets Bushists in Southern US Village22:33, 12 October 2016
Mamboo Zulu tops Forbes list of world’s poorest people13:56, 21 September 2016
Man killed by elephant he was trying to poach19:24, 7 February 2016
I am not making this up! The cheetah is extinct10:54, 6 January 2016
Genocide in Darfur Ends09:55, 13 December 2014
Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur03:24, 29 October 2014
Amnesty International unfriends Uganda04:16, 26 October 2014
Egyptian Military overthrow elected president to defend Democracy21:21, 24 July 2013
Mugabe "still in race", actively courting superdelegates00:17, 29 June 2013
Somalian pirates capture 33 T-65 X-wing Starfighters18:48, 19 June 2013
Enrollment In Piracy Track Declines18:46, 19 June 2013
Robert Mugabe bails out world financial system out-of-pocket01:37, 24 May 2013
Sudanese man forced to wed goat05:01, 4 May 2013
Prisoners released, are free to return to bleak, depressing homeland16:12, 6 February 2013
Pirates take land lubber yank hostage15:25, 6 February 2013
Zimbabwe 'was going to blow last $217 on coke and hooker'07:42, 31 January 2013
Study:Castration 'sharply cuts' HIV infection06:43, 24 September 2012
AIDS virus chases Hillary Clinton from Malawi05:19, 17 September 2012
Some really fucked up shit goes down in the Congo22:40, 17 July 2012
Southern Sudan may secede, wherever it is09:02, 15 July 2012
"Nobody Believes I'm Lord Lucan!"00:41, 22 January 2012
Developing and Underdeveloped Nations do not care about the environment00:43, 17 January 2012
Lake Chad Shrinks--Citizens Say They're Just Pretty Thirsty00:42, 17 January 2012
Mambo Zulu again tops Forbes poor list19:07, 4 January 2012
African and Asian countries offer aid to help victims of UK Floods11:36, 27 December 2011

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