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- Wednesday, 14 Mar, 2012 Bread Companies Under Fire by NAACP
- Wednesday, 22 Feb, 2012 Rape of pregnant women legalized in Virginia
- Sunday, 06 Jun, 2010 Student sentenced for filming porn with school teacher
- Wednesday, 13 Feb, 2008 Baltimore cop suspended
- Monday, 10 Sep, 2007 Local police baffled by Millionaire's Suicide
- Sunday, 24 Jun, 2007 To cut back on sexual behavior, local preschool bans all interaction between students
- Saturday, 31 May, 2008 Town council takes 'steps' to tackle crime
- Sunday, 08 Nov, 2009 Two skydivers, No chute, Oh shit!
- Tuesday, 17 Jan, 2012 Newt Gingrich calls kettle black, GOP monkey house continues
- Friday, 03 Feb, 2012 Baby trapped in well turns 25
- Saturday, 16 Dec, 2006 South Carolina secedes
- Thursday, 12 Aug, 2010 Webster changes "school" to "shcool" after embarrasing typo
- Thursday, 11 Feb, 2010 South Carolina law causes job losses in insurgency-related businesses
- Tuesday, 26 Jan, 2010 SC Lieutenant Governor Bauer Taking On The Strays in Real Time
- Wednesday, 27 Jan, 2010 Congressman who heckled Obama promises to show restraint at State of the Union address
- Thursday, 19 Mar, 2009 SC Gov wants to "resouthify" with $8B bailout for state
- Sunday, 01 Apr, 2007 Bombings on South Carolina force thousands below ground
- Wednesday, 30 Oct, 2013 Martin Luther King's tomb discovered
- Saturday, 25 Feb, 2023 New Florida bill would abolish all pronouns
- Wednesday, 04 Nov, 2009 Marijuana Legalized in Florida for Even-Numbered addresses
- Saturday, 16 Jun, 2007 Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water
- Tuesday, 19 Jun, 2007 Procrastinators Unite Today; Shirt Enthusiasts Enraged
- Saturday, 27 Mar, 2010 “Pineapple” Noriega's great-grandson pleads drugs, cash
- Thursday, 13 May, 2010 Booms stolen as oil spill worsens
- Wednesday, 21 Aug, 2019 Florida man turns Spider-Man into Carpenter's They Live
- Saturday, 25 Feb, 2012 New Hampshire joins European Union
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- Friday, 05 Oct, 2012 Hurricane scientists can't believe Nadine just gone
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- Thursday, 10 Dec, 2009 Fire breathing dolphins invade Florida coast
- Monday, 17 May, 2010 Literacy declining in Florida, study finds
- Thursday, 18 Feb, 2010 Person Determines Own Importance
- Sunday, 12 Oct, 2008 I am hungry
- Sunday, 21 Sep, 2008 Hostages taken, Mickey Mouse refuses to negotiate
- Tuesday, 17 Feb, 2009 Cleaver craze of 2008 finally dies down
- Wednesday, 02 Jul, 2008 Jesus turns on rapture
- Friday, 27 Jun, 2008 Duck Drowns; Marine Biologists Raged
- Sunday, 06 Mar, 2011 Local grandmother finally uses printer
- Sunday, 16 Dec, 2007 Massachusetts school's winter break renamed to please all religions
- Monday, 03 Mar, 2008 "Hungry Hungry Hippos" celebrates anniversary
- Tuesday, 14 Mar, 2006 Last spot in heaven taken; hundreds waitlisted
- Tuesday, 11 May, 2010 Lord Jesus Christ (his real name) hit by car
- Saturday, 04 Aug, 2012 Man crushes police cars because "they took all my weed"
- Sunday, 30 May, 2010 Mass. Gov. Deval Patrick, "I will play the race card"
- Saturday, 17 Apr, 2010 Wal-Mart takes over Rhode Island; Oprah chosen to narrate documentary miniseries
- Friday, 19 Mar, 2010 Boston hockey game features retaliation, fans delighted
- Saturday, 26 Dec, 2009 Tarantula-pug dog cloned successfully
- Friday, 18 Jun, 2010 Mom: R.I. school bans 8-year-old son's patriotic hat with army figures
- Sunday, 18 Apr, 2010 Priest charged in Craigslist sex sting
- Tuesday, 24 Jan, 2012 'This Might Be Giant,' say Lincoln Police
- Saturday, 27 Apr, 2013 Cash sandwich invented
- Saturday, 12 May, 2012 Elizabeth Warren destroys the universe
- Friday, 07 Jan, 2011 Gay sports writer comes out
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- Saturday, 26 Jun, 2010 No suspicion in death of local pol
- Tuesday, 31 Aug, 2010 Boston's SCVNGR, a web site with a difference
- Tuesday, 04 May, 2010 Boston emulates Louisiana, bombs pipeline
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- Friday, 21 Dec, 2012 Elephant beaten to death with grandmother
- Wednesday, 15 Jun, 2011 'Spider-Man' Broadway show opens without a hitch; closes while on top
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- Friday, 21 Apr, 2006 Local man drops vase
- Wednesday, 03 Mar, 2010 The New Jersey Nets May Get Fans To Come The Games Yet
- Wednesday, 18 Apr, 2007 New Jersey Governor's car crash caused by 88mph time-travel attempt
- Monday, 30 Jan, 2012 PepsiCo Announces Pepsi Throwback Throwback for 2012
- Friday, 11 Sep, 2009 9/11 personal recollections
- Monday, 03 Oct, 2011 New Jersey governor Chris Christie poops in his pants
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- Friday, 22 Apr, 2011 Brick, New Jersey SWAT team bored to death
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- Wednesday, 17 Mar, 2010 Niagara Falls loses job
- Saturday, 30 Jan, 2010 New York Evicted from Ground 0
- Sunday, 24 May, 2009 New York Times introduces "worse than Ghost Dad" rating
- Tuesday, 07 Oct, 2008 Pessimist on Wall Street forgets to turn off oven
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