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Japanese Ansaikuropedia is now forked to fight for liberty14:44, 11 December 2025
Taliban vows to wipe out literacy in our lifetimes04:32, 8 December 2025
Russia’s new humanoid robot faceplants on stage02:05, 15 November 2025
Tsumugi Shirogane plans to remove Wikipedia's notability guideline18:32, 29 May 2025
New cast and plotlines for longest running Filipino sitcom01:54, 15 May 2025
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. eats every last panda16:30, 26 March 2025
10-year old math prodigy just realized Santa can't eat all those cookies01:45, 12 November 2024
Country Bear Jamboree Sweeps Grammys06:04, 27 October 2024
Samoan ruler not assassinated, unimportant21:58, 30 July 2024
Fucking typhoon has two names05:54, 27 May 2024
Chinese "overjoyed" to be learning about capitalism14:46, 2 February 2024
Cat dies from pickle18:45, 28 April 2023
Financial markets in chaos after insurers reveal they've all taken policies with each other02:17, 8 November 2022
World cabbage crisis worsens15:19, 24 October 2022
Sacred Bull bites back14:50, 24 October 2022
Harbhajan Singh racially abuses clown06:01, 24 October 2022
NSFW fanarts is banned in Malaysia05:29, 24 October 2022
Bush Launches War on Quakes05:01, 24 October 2022
Vietnam to Change Name of Currency04:13, 16 October 2022
Ex-Idol accused of sodomy03:46, 20 November 2021
Pokémon found in Indonesia00:36, 19 May 2021
Contaminated Chinese lead recalled22:20, 8 April 2021
Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away18:53, 30 December 2020
Our Great Leader Kim Jong-un brings even more prosperity to us glorious North Koreans01:33, 26 August 2020
Oldest man in history chokes on ping pong ball19:58, 13 April 2020
Squid sexually assaults South Korean diner16:11, 14 October 2019
Indonesia: Tiger For Sale15:26, 14 October 2019
Horse bites off man's testicle15:24, 14 October 2019
Singapore refuses visa to Dalai Lama's nephew04:40, 11 March 2019
Snakes on a Plane gets a Bollywood remake13:19, 19 February 2019
Roberto Carlos turns 71; awkward things happen20:07, 17 October 2018
Economists declare Asia fucking rules!00:25, 11 October 2018
Uzbek silk spun with child labor00:25, 11 October 2018
China outlaws reincarnation, Tibetan monks just found out.06:17, 21 April 2018
Anti-protest protestors pressure protestors to surrender over protest09:46, 18 April 2018
Nobody cares about North Korea nuclear threat06:03, 16 April 2018
Internet outage in Georgia explained06:10, 10 April 2018
Bus passengers told to wear crash helmet05:46, 5 October 2017
77 million 'poisoned' in Bangladesh14:05, 19 October 2016
Iconoclasm sweeps Cappadocia10:54, 6 January 2016
West could have place in Afghan politics: Taliban18:24, 2 January 2015
Japan's plan to deliver on economy relies on coping with China07:42, 15 December 2014
Subliminal messaging concealed in Wikipedia21:06, 15 March 2014
Afghanistan names Peace Council03:51, 15 February 2014
Pound for Pound, Bullying Beats Civility Anytime09:21, 2 August 2013
Thai anarchists: diplomats acted improperly22:56, 22 June 2013
Intern totally photobombs Korea talks13:30, 9 June 2013
Syrian IT specialist 'caught' a vicious virus14:18, 4 April 2013
Boy, 4, wins tropical island21:38, 6 February 2013
Turkey's Founder a "Total Asshole"20:06, 16 January 2013
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