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STOP THE PRESSES! GEQBUS SAM DARNOLD WINS THE SUPER BOWL!18:52, 20 February 2026
Sports Page04:43, 2 February 2026
UnSports NFL update: 2023 belated mid-season edition01:37, 30 January 2026
Denver Broncos reap monkey paw's full effects; Patriots guaranteed Super Bowl appearance14:39, 27 January 2026
STOP THE PRESSES! ROCKIES WIN!12:42, 26 January 2026
Buffalo Bills impulsively fire the wrong guy05:17, 26 January 2026
Pope wore a German football shirt as he watched Argentina lose in World Cup15:05, 11 January 2026
Kansas City Chiefs lose the "city" part of name, moving to Kansas19:49, 1 January 2026
Tiger didn't rape anybody13:19, 29 November 2025
Mark Sanchez buttfumbles again00:21, 16 October 2025
Capello identifies key 'ingredients' to success04:35, 8 September 2025
NFL teams replace their female cheerleaders with gay dudes17:33, 26 August 2025
Gatorade source contaminated, US economy collapses, Brits follow suit23:30, 11 August 2025
New York Knicks impulsively fire coach Thibs17:07, 19 June 2025
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington15:07, 18 June 2025
MLB welcomes cheaters and pedophiles into HOF16:27, 5 June 2025
Bibowler Girl bowls 900 series14:41, 5 June 2025
Taylor Swift and Hailee Steinfeld set for Celebrity Deathmatch22:23, 13 May 2025
Reporter "Leon Sandcastle" gives his two cents on Shedeur Sanders' massive draft slide05:21, 4 May 2025
Kevin McCallister, now NFL player Joe Burrow, finally robbed00:51, 21 April 2025
FIFA hand 2022 World Cup to the planet Mars22:33, 13 April 2025
February 2025 UnSports Update with Joe Buck04:18, 28 February 2025
CEO OF THE OHIO STATE WIN SKIBIDI SPORTSBALL CHAMPIONSHIP RIZZ09:09, 9 February 2025
Celtic F.C. sign youth player in transfer mix-up23:28, 27 January 2025
North Korea purge football team after 7-0 humiliation23:03, 27 January 2025
Notre Dame wins college football championship, saves world from brainrot in another universe21:06, 24 January 2025
OU Coach Bob Stoops: Boise St. must've cheated, somehow00:15, 2 December 2024
NFL allegedly rigs Super Bowl for Chiefs, Taylor Swift05:13, 8 November 2024
Cleveland Browns jilt Baker Mayfield for Deshaun Watson, ignoring all red flags20:11, 25 October 2024
Cleveland Browns beginning to regret relationship with "manly man" Deshaun Watson?20:08, 25 October 2024
Fidel Castor is feeling better than ever17:51, 6 February 2024
Wales Football Fans Forget Words to Their Own National Anthem15:06, 8 September 2023
"Weird Al" Yankovic flubs National Anthem13:43, 8 September 2023
Albert Pujols to Return to St. Louis Cardinals15:57, 8 June 2023
Television commentators stock up with clichés for World Cup Final today15:04, 24 October 2022
Seventeen baseball players arrested in Poland; Cubans are shocked14:55, 24 October 2022
Ronaldo "Sorry" and "Ashamed about encounter with 13 year old boys at Chuckie Cheeze14:49, 24 October 2022
International Olympic Committee strips former female American Olympic athlete of medals, dignity, .... and clothing?!06:13, 24 October 2022
Gina the No-Headed Gymnast Olympic Ready05:53, 24 October 2022
F.C. Blatter win the FIFA Crony Cup again05:40, 24 October 2022