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| "COVID-23" said to spread throughout American airspace | 15:37, 6 February 2026 |
| Trump still wants Greenland; Wall Street shits itself | 15:52, 3 February 2026 |
| Christina Chandler announces her candidacy | 09:03, 26 January 2026 |
| Hurricane Sandy diverts attention from election | 02:01, 24 January 2026 |
| Hasidic NYPD recruit says she was fired over beard length | 15:00, 11 January 2026 |
| FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters | 14:58, 11 January 2026 |
| Apple plans electric religion | 21:40, 7 January 2026 |
| 'Sunday Papers Podcast' Host Greg Fitzsimmons' Sex Tape Becomes Highest-Rated Film in India | 14:12, 12 December 2025 |
| San Diego, California Prepares for Annual 'Festival of Boobies' | 03:02, 9 December 2025 |
| A new candidate enters 2028 Presidential race | 18:23, 20 November 2025 |
| Trump kills the penny | 16:38, 17 November 2025 |
| Over 1000 flights cancelled due to US government shutdown | 15:16, 9 November 2025 |
| Sheeranism becomes legally recognized in the United States | 21:39, 20 October 2025 |
| Was 9/11 an outside job? | 19:10, 11 September 2025 |
| Steve Bannon gone, returns to Breitbart | 14:11, 4 August 2025 |
| Jury convicts Minnesota lawmaker Nicole Mitchell of burglary after lawyer is unable to remember what the trial is about | 15:26, 27 July 2025 |
| Elizabeth Warren calls US Flag unfair | 03:38, 24 July 2025 |
| Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision; USA Joins in Support | 06:44, 6 May 2025 |
| Countries Unveil Breakfast Cereal Plan | 20:17, 5 May 2025 |
| Biden drops out, Harris now worth something | 23:53, 21 April 2025 |
| The American Civil War Is Imminent – All Because of Swifties | 13:59, 28 February 2025 |
| Russia meddles in Fox's 'The Four' singing competition | 09:20, 14 January 2025 |
| Trump presidency just a dream, George W. Bush still president | 01:37, 14 January 2025 |
| Drunk pink elephant sees man at New Years' party | 19:53, 31 December 2024 |
| Hillbilly first man to touch rainbow | 12:20, 24 November 2024 |
| Republican Presidential Candidate Eagle Calls Democrat Vice-Presidential Nominee Animal "Unhinged" | 18:34, 27 October 2024 |
| Americans preparing for Independence Day | 13:04, 12 July 2024 |
| God sends hurricane to help Mitt Romney | 21:05, 8 June 2024 |
| Biden apologizes for forgetting about Ukraine | 22:21, 7 June 2024 |
| Donald Trump facing impeachment after GOP is assaulted by barrage of stonefruit in House of Representatives | 14:37, 3 June 2024 |
| All other states to follow in the footsteps of CalExit, want to leave US as well | 07:27, 5 February 2024 |
| America loses as courts foolishly overturn Trump's travel ban | 16:19, 3 October 2023 |
| Now, read the Schiff memo | 12:45, 14 July 2023 |
| Why we need a special prosecutor in Trump-Russia mess | 12:42, 14 July 2023 |
| White House bans UnNews from briefing | 12:41, 14 July 2023 |
| We need to talk about border separation | 12:40, 14 July 2023 |
| Trump's election win proven illegitimate | 12:37, 14 July 2023 |
| Trump wanted Mueller fired in June; WH counsel threatened to quit | 12:35, 14 July 2023 |
| Trump fires James Comey | 12:28, 14 July 2023 |
| Trump does something stupid yet again | 12:28, 14 July 2023 |
| Trump admits "candidacy" was gonzo marketing for Adult Swim | 12:25, 14 July 2023 |
| Thirteen Russks, whattaya get? | 12:24, 14 July 2023 |
| Stormy Monday News: Who's charged with what in Mueller investigation | 12:22, 14 July 2023 |
| Sally Yates testifies in Trump-Russia investigation | 12:21, 14 July 2023 |
| Mueller turns in report | 12:17, 14 July 2023 |
| Justice Department names Bob Mueller to special counsel in Russiagate | 12:14, 14 July 2023 |
| In response to Charlottesville incident | 12:12, 14 July 2023 |
| Grand jury issues subpoenas in Trump-Russia investigation | 12:11, 14 July 2023 |
| GOP ends House Russia probe; Veselnitskaya admits to being Russian spy | 12:11, 14 July 2023 |
| First charges filed in Mueller investigation | 12:09, 14 July 2023 |
