- Friday, 26 Mar, 2010 Predatory choirboys abuse priest
- Tuesday, 19 Jun, 2012 Michigan man accumulates 29 degrees--and still can't land a job!
- Monday, 21 Mar, 2011 Michigan supreme court votes in favor of rapper
- Thursday, 24 Feb, 2011 5-year-old tricks Wisconsin governor
- Monday, 21 Feb, 2011 Civil war hits Wisconsin
- Wednesday, 19 Dec, 2007 Tobacco picketing found to be addictive
- Sunday, 07 Feb, 2010 Why are some Democrats pushing to relieve the ladies of their civil rights?
- Saturday, 26 Dec, 2009 Nigerian man's explosive flatulence mistaken for terror attempt
- Monday, 15 Feb, 2010 Evan Bayh retires from U.S. Senate
- Sunday, 07 Feb, 2010 Super Bowl to feature platitudes, advertisements
- Tuesday, 02 Feb, 2010 Genius child creates feline-killing toy
- Tuesday, 29 Mar, 2011 Anti-union Wisconsin law published despite injunction
- Thursday, 17 Feb, 2011 Wisconsin governor introspective as thousands protest
- Wednesday, 23 Feb, 2011 Governor Walker blocks Uncyclopedia from state Capitol
- Tuesday, 31 Mar, 2009 Car accident statistics were just bunch of crap
- Wednesday, 11 Mar, 2009 Office employees discover colleague is actually Satan
- Sunday, 24 Aug, 2008 Massacre at Brookfield Zoo
- Tuesday, 22 Apr, 2008 Upper Peninsula of Michigan Declares Independence
- Saturday, 19 Mar, 2011 Wisconsin judge blocks anti-union law
- Saturday, 19 Mar, 2011 Wisconsin judge: "Ummm, no."
- Friday, 11 Feb, 2011 Illinois driver accused of hit-and-run with tree
- Wednesday, 23 Feb, 2011 Thousands of Egyptians call Gov. Walker "tyrant," flee Wisconsin
- Tuesday, 01 Mar, 2011 Refugee crisis on Wisconsin's west border
- Tuesday, 22 Feb, 2011 Seven other state legislatures walk out
- Monday, 18 Apr, 2011 Michigan teacher arrested for weapons possession
- Saturday, 24 Jul, 2010 Sinkhole swallows flooded Milwaukee
- Thursday, 30 Sep, 2010 Suicide bomber triggers "three-strikes" law on morons
- Friday, 26 Mar, 2010 U.S. military playing catch-up with dogs
- Sunday, 13 Dec, 2009 Christianity becomes even more confusing
- Sunday, 16 Aug, 2009 Couple goes to Kingdom Hall by mistake
- Thursday, 11 Jun, 2009 Jill Stanek wins pro-choice Sanger Award!
- Thursday, 21 Feb, 2008 Wisconsin receives its first ever African-American visitor
- Thursday, 27 Mar, 2008 Suicidal babies cause cough medicine to be withdrawn from shelves
- Wednesday, 30 Jul, 2008 Pun Intended
- Monday, 08 Oct, 2007 Bob Marley, Eric Clapton Blamed for Wisconsin Massacre
- Sunday, 02 Mar, 2008 Clinton: If Ohio were any tighter, I'd have married it
- Wednesday, 27 Jan, 2010 Irony strikes in ant-related massacre
- Tuesday, 01 Jun, 2010 ATBF America should declare war on Silly Bandz!
- Wednesday, 26 Nov, 2014 Al Sharpton and the KKK both report having a fantastic wank today
- Friday, 11 May, 2012 Mother wins back semi-permanent custody of obese boy
- Friday, 27 May, 2011 Scores missing after US tornado
- Thursday, 11 Nov, 2010 Ohio teacher expelled for sleeping in class
- Sunday, 06 Jun, 2010 Ohio tornado wreaks havoc, ruins day
- Tuesday, 08 Dec, 2009 Ohio's New "Hamlet's Law" Intended to Prevent Death-Row Conversions
- Thursday, 07 May, 2009 Zombie becomes mayor of MO town
- Tuesday, 25 Aug, 2009 Police shoot pet Chihuahua dead after giving it warning
- Tuesday, 31 Mar, 2009 God declares Fargo a test area for disasters as blizzard hits
- Thursday, 18 Oct, 2007 Militant atheist violence continues
- Sunday, 18 Nov, 2007 Ohio family looks forward to celebrating WASP Thanksgiving
- Monday, 24 Sep, 2007 Sloopy can't hang on any longer, lets go
- Saturday, 22 Sep, 2007 Man sues God; is smited
- Saturday, 01 Sep, 2007 Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed "Whaling Capital of the USA"
- Thursday, 07 Aug, 2008 Subtleties of 'Disaster Movie' Trailer Lost on Area Man
- Thursday, 28 Feb, 2013 Nebraska repeals all gun control
- Friday, 16 Feb, 2007 Kansas allows Evolution to be taught after scientist provides compelling evidence
- Thursday, 31 Dec, 2009 General Mills takes on bad boy spokesperson
- Sunday, 14 Aug, 2011 Bachmann seizes victory in unimportant straw poll
- Wednesday, 26 Aug, 2009 Town runs off of the Placebo Effect
- Sunday, 11 Nov, 2007 At Iowa Dinner, Candidates Eat Clinton
- Saturday, 06 Jun, 2009 Kansas abortion doctor killed in his church
- Monday, 28 Oct, 2013 The lowdown on dog spit
- Wednesday, 05 Mar, 2014 Giving you the lowdown on ants
- Wednesday, 28 Sep, 2011 Movie theater to split movie, concession stand, bathroom services into separate entities
- Wednesday, 28 Jul, 2010 Nebraska city suspends new immigration law
- Monday, 21 Dec, 2009 Gods definitive list of sins now available to select Christian denominations
- Wednesday, 24 Feb, 2010 Buffett makes move at steak house
- Saturday, 13 Feb, 2010 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Bear ate my head!
- Friday, 27 Mar, 2009 US map of iniquity
- Saturday, 14 Jun, 2008 Iowa celebrates summer with world's largest pool
- Thursday, 26 Jun, 2008 Iowa invites California to pool party
- Thursday, 02 Aug, 2007 Minneapolis bridge collapse foils terrorist plan to blow up same bridge
- Friday, 16 Feb, 2007 Kansas education reforms: Do they go too far enough?
- Saturday, 03 Mar, 2007 Iowa switches names with Idaho--no one notices
- Wednesday, 14 Feb, 2007 Is Kansas Godless? Or just stupid?
- Friday, 16 Mar, 2007 Kiddie Fight Club "to go down a storm"
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